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"I'm going to play Dark Urge, I'm going to play a Drow, I'm going to play a Half Elf Cleric of Selune-" No. I grow tired of filling Faerun with hotties and encouraging my party's fatherless behavior.

To remedy this I have made Your Dad, the ultimate 1:1 replica of the average New Jersey father to save the realm and put a stop to my party's sad, horny business.

And before you can even ask "oh what is the Guardian Your Mom or something" of fucking course she is you fool

#bg3 #this is so funny #it sounds like SO much fun

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THIS?! You mean.. this..model airplane?? no.. its not mine..

#he's so cute #i miss my husband guys #sdv #harvey sdv

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Robin’s winter outfit made me feel things…

Bonus comic :

#i think about this art at least twice a day #Robin please I'm begging you #i would be SUCH a good father Robin pleaase #sdv #robin sdv

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yes.

#the car <3 #bg3

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they moved wyll to the center for good pr

#bg3

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Have you ever drawn harvey? Can you pretty please draw harvey?

(〃ﾟ3ﾟ〃)

#oh tHATS SO CUTE #HE'S SO CUTE #AWWWW #sdv #harvey sdv

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me: I have GOT to get weirder!

also me when I do get weirder: *visibly shaking* I'm going to be killed with hammers by everyone for being a freak.

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allergic to sleeves

#thank u so much for this delicious meal.... #bg3 #bg3 karlach

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Shadowheart: Karlach and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us.

Wyll: *sighing* What did she do?

Shadowheart: She chased him to the next red light, reached into his window and-

Karlach, walking in: Who wants a steering wheel?

#i love her so much guys #bg3 karlach #bg3

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Pre Avernus Karlach doodle(?)

#AU where nothing bad happens to her ever and she's so happily ever after dies of old age the end <3 #bg3 #bg3 karlach #my girl deserves nothing less :(((

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She deserves the world

#she's allowed #as a treat #bg3 karlach #bg3

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Sorry not Sorry guys...

I respect all your inter-companion romance ships, and I hope they bring you joy and endless inspiration, but I have a primal need for something different. I don't need my companions dating each other.

I need them to be the most dysfunctional yet supportive found family they can be

I need Karlach to be literal 'Mama K' and grab Shadowheart and Lae'zel by the scruff and put them on coat hangers, telling them that if they can't say anything nice, then shut the fuck up for five minutes and if they can do that, then she'll come and let them down

I need Astarion and Gale to get into such a spat that all dignity and posh goes out the fucking window, and they devolve into two grown-ass men having a 13-year-old style slap fight while calling each other the harshest of obscenities, but if anyone from the outside tries calling either of them less than fabulous, they join forces and fuck them up

I need Wyll, Shadowheart, and Lae'zel to do each other's hair while discussing all the ways they've taken down various opponents and monsters, and how they would have done things better

I need Jaheira just smacking everyone upside the head whenever they say or do something stupid. Because gods dammit why is she always the only one who can see trouble from a hundred miles away, only to have her perception check fail and stumble right into a trap Halsin had set up to catch food for dinner

I need Astarion to embroider offensive cross stitch into every other companion's tents when he's left behind at camp, for no other reason than he's feeling salty that day

I need Halsin to wildshape into a bear just so he can surprise Karlach with an actual bear and Clive having a tea party with flower crowns and drawings of the horrible ways Gortash will be killed

I need Shadowheart being a petty bitch and letting anyone who was being especially stupid in a fight get a little too close to death as punishment before finally healing them. Because that's just what healers do

I need Gale pranking people with his spells. Use mage hand to yank the rug out from under Lae'zel after she insisted that he was too squishy to fight properly. Casting 'create water' over Shadowheart to ruin her makeup in retaliation for saying last night's stew was a bit bland. Use Telekinesis to fling Astarion off in some random direction because dammit Gale just woke up, and the man needs his coffee before he can properly deal with all of that first thing in the damn morning

I need Lae'zel to take pillow fights just a little too seriously

I need Wyll begging Halsin and Jaheira if they can wildshape into a bear and a shark just so he can ride both of them through the Chionthar while recklessly casting Fireball and Lightning Bolt at the sky, because just think of how cool he would look doing it

#they are SO FAMILY #bg3

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i want to live (all origins)

#OH MY GODD????? #THIS IS SO GOOD WTFFFF #DAMNNBMNMNMNN #I'M IN AWE #LOOK AT THAT #BG3 #god this is so fucking cool

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LOOK I JUST REALLY ENJOY THEIR FRIENDSHIP OK?? You can't tell me they wouldn't hang after their respective personal quests (spawn ending ofc)/emotional breakdowns over their own mortality

EDIT: I forgot to watermark these so now more than ever PLEASE don't repost

#i LOVE these two #bg3 #bg3 karlach #they're so cute

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…has someone made this joke before??

Every time I see “Dark Justiciar Shadowheart” abbreviated to “DJ Shart”, this is what my brain thinks of 🤣

#YAHHHHH DJ SHART !!!!!! #bg3 #bg3 shadowheart #shart !!

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Tav, pointing a camera at Karlach: There they are, our sweet baby.

Karlach, holding a cigarette and a beer: What?

#sometimes sweet babies can have a cigarette and a beer #as a treat <3 #bg3 #bg3 karlach

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I had the urge to draw Harvey into this stock image

#so true #harvey sdv #sdv #sdv harvey