#this is sarcasm btw

[rslashrats]

guys if we give money to the racist and transmisogynist and neonazi spawning ground website they will stop being racist and transmisogynist and they will ban the neonazis trust me. trust me bro i am mx 20 checkmarks and i know what i am talking abojt

#this is sarcasm btw #dont give them a cent

[elizakai]

wow guys look how wholesome and healthy and miscommunication free this dynamic is there’s no pain involved whattt!!

#utmv #traditional scribles #horrordust #horrorfarm #dustyrottencrops #EXCEPT NOT(yet?) #bad sanses #sans aus #sans ships #dust sans #murder sans #farm sans #saejun sans #horror sans #GUYS THERES NO MISCOMMUNICATION #BCS WE WOULDNT WANT TO HOLD THEM BACK WOULD WEEE #this is sarcasm btw #dusttale #horrortale #farmtale #my art ig

[hussyknee]

Tired of running this Russian psy-op against Biden for free. Suspending operations until Putin sends my check in the mail. Can't keep giving freebies in the gig economy, even for a stand-up guy like Vladimir. I need to feed my cats.

#genocide joe #this is sarcasm btw #tankies and neoliberals are both fascists #fuck joe biden #vote biden #shit liberals say #white liberals #liberal brainrot #us politics #crack #free palestine #gaza genocide #racism #islamophobia #anti blackness #knee of huss

[abalidoth]

we need to dismantle the societal construct of punitive justice, and anyone who disagrees should be sent straight to the guillotine!

#this is sarcasm btw #because poe's law is a thing #some of y'all get waaaaaay too into the idea of punishing those responsible

[spuffyfet]

my favorite platonic ship

#this is sarcasm btw #byler #mike wheeler #will byers #BYLERBYLERBYLEE

[stranger-rants]

I’m deciding that Billy didn’t do all that. Yeah, no. It was all his evil twin Willy. Yeah. I’m not stanning Willy. I’m just using his image and on screen character development to stan Billy who didn’t do anything wrong. Willy is violent. Billy is an abuse survivor. I split them up in my head because those two things can’t be true in the same person. Yeah. Willy has a Conduct Disorder, so we do not stan. That’s why I have Billy… the perfect victim I have fabricated in my head so I don’t have to think about the complexities of trauma and the consequences of his own actions.

#this is sarcasm btw #that’s how y’all sound #@ henry/one/vecna stans

[infinitelytheheartexpands]

hi! it’s me! i love tornado warnings! 😍

#this is sarcasm btw #‘average person lives through many tornadoes’. false. the average person lives through zero. #savannah (aka tornadoes georg) who has lived through at least four (including one of the most devastating ef5s in history) is an outlier #and should not have been counted #tornadoes

[taylortruther]

I wonder why Travis didn't go to Singapore to support Taylor. Many say it was for work, but I haven't seen anyone seeing him with a producer or recording a commercial. They've only seen him at a golf and in a restaurant with his friends but Well, good to Barry K went to support Sabrina they are very cute

idk probably because he's a deeply selfish person taking advantage of passive doormat taylor swift. i mean that's the only thing that makes sense

#this is sarcasm btw #obviously

[lemom-shark]

just love idolizing crusty old ass men who look like they would disintegrate if the wind blew too hard 🙏🙏🙏

#pimo #exmo #genconf #exmormon #save me #this is sarcasm btw

[autumnal-prince]

I have to say...

Hogwarts Legacy is highly inaccurate. 

I wasn’t booed and sneered at when I was placed into Slytherin. And then subsequently treated like magic Hitler for the rest of the school year. 

The houses are unrealistically intermingling! Hufflepuffs and Gryffindors getting along? Absurd! 

The teachers aren’t punishing bad behavior by sending students into the dangerous (and potentially deadly) Forbidden Forest. How is it proper discipline if there is no near death experience?

The Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher isn’t evil and/or afflicted with lycanthropy.

Honestly! 0/10 ☹ 

#Harry Potter #Hogwarts Legacy #this is sarcasm btw #the game has been a joy #inb4 some freak replies with spoilers #I finished the story already #your effort is wasted

[bagea]

oh you like mecha because of armored core 6 and witch from mercury? your actually supposed to like an obscure manga series created by a singular dude in his basement who studied world war two mechanical designs who draws robots that have way too small heads and huge skirt plates and your supposed to watch these obscure tapes adapted from an idea that a dying modeler artist had in his 60s and the tapes are only available if you know an extremely specific guy and they used to be on youtube but they showed 0000.1 seconds of a copyrighted song so it got wiped off the face of the earth and your supposed to build garage kits only and the most normie thing you can watch is a show where the protagonist gets turned into baked hamburger meat in the final episode

#THIS IS SARCASM BTW #i took this out of the drafts thanks to leonz #gundam #shoutout 2 them #side mission

[samlover4evr]

I love when I go into the Sam tag and see Sam hate. very fun

#this is sarcasm btw #it makes me sad #stop hating on him 🙏 or dont tag his name when u hate on him idk #maybe i should just block ppl

[doublel27]

TK better say something super duper romantic to carlos in his vows😀🔪

You know TK only says unromantic and mean things to Carlos like:

We make a pretty good team.

You can tell your parents I’m your friend, your coworker or even your personal shopper. I don’t care. However long you need.

And I found an incredible man who showed me that it was okay for me to open my heart again.

Hey, I love you too. Now go.

Every moment we’re not married is a wasted moment.

You do. You do have all of me.

Everything is going to be okay. We’re going to figure it out.

He’s my literal heart.

Oh baby, you saved your own life. I was only holding into it for a little while.

Every night I get to spend with you is a night worth celebrating.

So dear nonny, I think murder is gonna be your only option.

#i cannot #this is sarcasm btw #tk says the most romantic things #tk strand #carlos reyes #tarlos #Anon ask #anon reply #doublel27 talks

[discourseposter]

Ah yes, exactly what I wanted. to listen to this song eight times.

#this is sarcasm btw

[awkward-aro-ace-princess-76]

So grateful we got the UN Council to invoke the “hey, don’t do that” clause in order to stop the genocide in Gaza. I’m sure that will make a big difference.

#this is sarcasm btw #ceasefire now #free palestine #gaza genocide #this is not a war it is a genocide #from the river to the sea palestine will be free

[autistic-eliza]

I love having miniscule conversations with strangers and then overthinking it for 40 minutes

#this is sarcasm btw #entry #autism #actually autistic