#this is only a joke though..... unless

[napping-sapphic]

I’m not cut out for even slightly more intense health issues than my usual stuff yall so here’s my will for when i die of feel too bad disorder: i’d like to dedicate my few life achievements to all the sapphics out there and also they can have all my stuff i guess

#i did not go to a doctor yet because i was better yesterday #and it is now worse again!! rude!! #now i have to consider going today🙃 #i do have a few general health issues but i don’t ever get sick or anything #so now im an absolute WIMP when it comes to feeling bad #im ready to fight whoever invented feeling bad cause it is not fun!! #also ready to pass away so pls enjoy my objects i love them a lot #you guys don’t get to have my books though please bury them with me as my final request #you can however keep my degree which is useful as tinder or perhaps a part of a decorative stack of useless papers #this is a joke and im over exaggerating and probably fine btw #just some things acting up probably not anything bad or serious #however the only thing im yearning for rn is for this to go away #so probably won’t have enough yearning for women to make many posts #unless i find some in my drafts or some such #idk #but i wanted to post about it since i know sometimes radio silence gets yall worried #so!! im good just going through it lol

[anonymous-gambito]

Since I always like to throw my interests together– the thing about Zuko is that the fandom thinks he's a Miki when he's really more of a Saionji

#i wonder if this kind of atla fan watched Utena they'd be calling Miki an awkward turtleduck or some shit tho #bc ngl i think that'd ruin my day #unless they said it to his face #that'd be kind of funny #i think hed feel like that should be a blow to his self esteem but would be too busy being confused by wtf a turtleduck is to really feel i #if someone called nanami that though she'd be Devastated #don't do that #avatar the last airbender #revolutionary girl utena #zuko #saionji kyouichi #miki kaoru #atla shitpost #utena shitpost #atla #shoujo kakumei utena #btw this is a joke and not serious character analysis #I'm only rating this on the basis of ''type of cringefail'' #in which zuko is way closer to saionji #ambi utena post

[super-sons-week]

wouldn't it be crazy if we got this number to 3,000 by the end of the year?

#that's 89 works so it might not be possible but how will we ever know if we never try #there's only 45 days until 01/01/24 though #i'm mostly joking #unless you want to lol #damian wayne #jon kent #supersons #jondami #damijon #robin #superboy #dc comics

[kellystar321]

being trans is so dangerous when you really start breaking apart naming conventions because it pipelines into: - "i just go by my online name, kelly" - "i can change my name! it's jace now" - "i can have names that reference other things! i can be reader or charlie in my fandom groups :)" - "i can have multiple names at the same time! now im jace, reader, charlie, and icarus!" - "i can have names that are just nouns! i can be jace, reader, charlie icarus, choir and knight!" - "i can have names that are literally just straight up phrases. who can stop me from being an entire poem? one of my names is now

or "Niq" for short."

#interstelore #this is only. half joking. i don't mean this. unless. #literally though; you could take any Unconventionally Capitalized Word in this poem and use it as a name and it's GOOD. #''Strata of Iniquity'' would be such a cool name. that's one of my names now <3 it means ''level of sin" #i love this poem. if you know it you know it hfkjh #my favorite color is queue

[traitorsinsalem]

this is a funny as fuck dialogue option for when you're playing a dead-birth-parents-rogue who just so happens to be mixed. get gathened idiot.

#succ speaks #i just think it's funny that wotc constantly has NO idea how to handle half-elves from a mixed lens. #as much as i WOULD be happy that larian devs were there to say 'hey man people can be proud of their mixed heritage' #it's just funny as fuck to me that the first time i'm seeing this line is with mo fucking gathen. #the only funnier option is 3. this bitch is withering away there's nothing sexy about him unless u ask his actual party's paladin(s) #baldur's gate 3 kind of sucks especially early on but it's worth it to me to be funny while playing with friends who know this character #'hmm. i can't seem to recall what happened to elturel.' [finished the descent into avernus adventure path. was one of the adventurers.] #'the zhentarim? i think i've heard of them somewhere' [is a zhent ardragon with specialties in legal dealings and investigations] #the running joke is that he got mind flayer brain damage after a stat scramble and cannot find the right people for the life of him #this is so funny though. imagine i just became a small local hero and some nice girl i helped one time says she'll sing a song about me #and she's like 'what should i sing about' and i'm like. 'how about my mixed heritage.' LMFAOOOOO that's so out of pocket #like my friend is so curious and wants me to choose it because he wants to know what alfira's even going to DO with that like ????

[miraofhearts2point0]

when you really think about it the 5♤ was kinda like a double date

#this joke doesnt land as well when youve only watched the adap unfortunately #though in my defense #i dont rlly talk about the adap a whole lot #like all of my posts (unless explicitly stated) are posted while i think of the og so #new dni: strictly adap watchers #(for legal reasons that was a joke) #alice in borderland #ima wa no kuni no alice #chishiya shuntaro #shuntaro chishiya #karube daikichi #daikichi karube #arisu ryohei #ryohei arisu #usagi yuzuha #yuzuha usagi

[horsegirlhob]

Okay now that I have a few more followers who watch Buffy I need you all to know that for Christmas my roommate made me a version of the "Balls." poster in Riley's room. It's literally my favourite piece of set dressing in the entire world I am so obsessed with it and I am delighted to now have the privilege of owning a version of it.

#dylan says things #btvs #Like. The font. “Balls.” the fucking jpeg images of balls on a flat white background. #the bottom text i didn't know existed until i actually got the gift. #fr though i do think it's an interesting piece of set dressing because it's like. emblematic of Riley as a character just being like “boy” #they were putting together Riley's room and someone was like 'what poster should we have on the wall?' #and everyone realized that Riley had no interests or passions or character of his own #and they were like. 'well he's a boy. boys like... sports ball? and ball joke?' #and then they put this shit together #anyways. also very funny that like the only piece of buffy merch i own (unless you count the dvds) is riley related. #the character i spend the least amount of time thinking about

[todayisafridaynight]

so magical that yakuza 1 and shadow the hedgehog came out the same year........ 2005 the best year for sega honestly.....

#snap chats #AND DAYS APART TOO IN JAPAN (rgg1 dec. 8 while shadow was dec. 15) #the gap is significantly wider for US releases but thats not important..... #japanese kids were winning on christmas i swear #'snap why are you bringing this up' isnt it obvious. i am playing shadow the hedgedhog #and i keep thinking about daigo playing shadow and then later down the line just talking to mine bout it cause he can be a lil sillay #i hope he had dreams where he and shadow got to be besties. and by Him And Shadow i mean he dreams himself as sonic #because obligatory Same VA Joke Is Obligatory IF WE CAN GET ONE (1) W FROM RCS VOICING DAIGO. LET IT BE THAT AT LEAST. #for me..... let it slide for me..... yes ik it was jason griffith voicing sonic (and shadow) back then but let it slide this once.. #i refuse to acknowledge modern shadow. unless it's from that one uhhh fuck what was the cartoon called #its on netflix Point Is the one time shadow was actually like his old self girl i sobbed. too bad sonic was a dipshit though #a soul for a soul ig.... i think its ok just this once.... #im getting so off topic but this is how i inflict my other interests upon you lot #i trap you into reading a post vaguely about rgg and then i make it about something else :) #look at my pfp you fool. i legally have to talk about shadow the hedgehog like once a month ok let me have this #while im here. like /i/ know this game is nine years long but sometimes i forget HOW long #326 endings and for what. because they love me thats why. #fym 'revenge at last' is only ending 11 that seems like the third route or so you'd take (only black doom missions) #ok ive talked long enough. anyway bye im gonna uhhhh god idk.... i keep getting distracted #i started watching kagerou while my sister was playing mysims the other day but i got too engrossed by her playing to continue #mysims was like. A White Whale of sorts in my house for a while since it was one of like five games my sis actually played #and it was her fave but one day 1.) we lost it 2.) our wii stopped working. since that day she's blamed me for losing it #WELL then i found it and i got the wii u working SO all that can stop now 👁️👁️ ok ive fr gone on too long #unfortunately i cant talk about EVERYTHING i want to lest i just turn this into a general games blog. but i wont i prommy #for now. bye fr i think my sis just got home actually LMAO

[rivalsilveryuri]

let’s him walk around on my palm

ruby and sapphire

#VOICEMAIL #funny 2 me that viz just. made his reoccuring...........bathroom joke into him pourign a can off of rooftops. but everyone else is still #reacting like he's killing someone while he's likr 'i love recycling :)' and emptying a can of pepsi or somethign #sorry that its what first comes 2 mind with him. #but i DO like emerald.... he's kinda the only hoenn dexholder i ... like??????????????? not in the way i DONT like the other 2 i just don't #have much 2 say on them. but also because reading rs may actually trigger my ptsd i think. a little. ummm. so i dont remember basically any #of rubys half.. i remember saphs just fine thoguh. but yeah what was i on about. umm. oohhh yeah i like emerald thr best #kinda makes me mad how people just infantilise him and look over. basically everythign about him. like his sibling relationship with crys #+ his backstory + the shit under the surface for the way he acts.. #+the interaction they have as a trio because i find it kind of fascinating but its honestly the shortest amount of time 2gether a trios had #idk. it feels likr 2. people out there are actually interested in *emerald* himself #and everyone else just likrs. ............how everyone else sees him in universe.... and the rest see him how emerald wants to be seen. idk #always shy about character analysis cause i always worry im pulling at nothign and cooking nothing but i feel decently confident that- #-thats the whole point of emeralds character and his childhood and behaviour n etc. #i have NOT read oras though. umm. heard mixed things about it but who knows. itll take me 50 years 2 get there n e ways... #also emerald and wally. wish they interacted at LEAST cmon. unless ive brain fogged it but whateva........ #how did me talking about piss jokes turn into character analysis

[devilfruitdyke]

the she/theys vs he/theys and wlw vs mlm posts are symptoms of a larger problem within the queer community 👍

#1. lack of consciousness of beauty standards 2. no grasp of intersectionality 3. focus on online discourse and not queer theory #'discourse' used very literally there. this is not a sick dunk on Minors These Days #anyway we as lgbtq people are very focused on ourselves as oppressed that we dont realize how we are perpetuating/internalizing... #... oppressive beliefs #see how all 'g ender envy' is almost exclusively skinny *white* conventionally attractive cis people #i saw someone say something like 'dont tag as gender envy be yr own person' the other day #and that really opened my eyes ? #we can be so caught up in the politics of being trans (usually as yr only minority group) #that it basically turns into 'skinny white cis men are the ideal of manhood dont ask me why though idk' #its deeply internalized #same goes with the 2 posts i mentioned #ps. i KNOW gender envy is what you personally find enviable and you shouldnt forced to change yr attraction for political reasons #but its the same shit that cishet beauty standards have been for centuries #very similar to how the only models in magazines are skinny white cis women #they dont say that fat people/trans women/woc arent worth their pages. its implied. #we just need to think about what we're implying every day as a community. #also i have a personal thing against gender envy culture because you guys forced me to see FUCKING V OMITBOYX EVERY DAY IN LIKE 2020 #/JOKE I SWAER. unless i get told one more time that im not really trans because i dont want short hair over my eyes. then i snap #<3

[potionboy3]

i'm theorically taking a break from fandom but still gonna ask just because i've been wondering since the first rounds: graycrest for if they had a kid meme?

-noe

name: erin arianwyn goldcrest

gender: female

general appearence: flaming red hair, freckles, slim

personality: angry, stubborn, sarcastic, logical, charming

special talents: combat fighting, pyromagic, winning, being right, seduction

who they like better: elian

who they take after more: elian, but has a lot of prim in her too

personal headcanon: i've always said that if elian would have a child, they would be a lot like him. strong, fiery and always right. put prim into this mix and we have a force to be reckoned with. erin would be named like a goldcrest, but her middle name means woman of gray-silver. she would be in slytherin. (no shock there)

face claim: kennedy wals h

#primrose gray #elian goldcrest #graycrest #primilian #okay so clearly this poor child was raised by elian like maybe there was some scandal involved and he had to take her #and like pls dont let this man raise a child #i love her though #enough so that i used my best girl kennedy for this lol #it may be elian's only chance for a baby!! unless i turn this concept into elian and gabriels child which is something we also joke about

[chimeric-art]

the hanged man

#the thing about silky is that he's actually fairly threatening as a shadowy predator #his silk is No Joke. if he wants it can be as strong as steel cables #normally with ame it's very wispy and soft unless he's triggered by something #he wouldn't use his silk against her in earnest. even though he wants to snare her and keep her by his side Very Badly #the only thing he wants more is for her to want to ensnare him back #so when she Does return his feelings it's like a strong binding holding him above the abyss #and he would trust his life with it #ALSO I JUST REALLY LIKE SHIBARI OKAY #there is tranquility in letting go #anyway enough blah blah in the tags #silky the spider #my characters #my art #the shadows

[lesbiangiratina]

You there early 2000s gg manga artist write a joke involving testament that does not make me want to attack you like an animal

#THEYRE NOT ALL BAD there are funny testament bits. but well. The Gender is kind of an easy target. #sometimes those are even a little funny. like KIND OF. in hindsight if nothing else. #overall they trouble me less than some jokes about them and dizzy. i dont want to get into that though. #in theory ​its not the WORST thing ever I GUESS its just. the way people go about it. yknow. unless you dont. im happy for you if you dont #many cases of they would not fucking say that but well it doesnt only happen to them its okay. well its not but you know what i mean #WHATEVER even 1 million jokes abt testament being a creep (usually more like just being Perceived as a creep I GUESS THATS BETTER?) #could never overpower dizzy saying testament is like an older (sibling) to her in a ggx anthology chapter. #literally shout out memaiso. my hero. #they also did some 4koma stuff involving them being very parentlike to her. i can think of 3 off the top of my head. thats good for me. #okay thanks i just needed to complain. #the kat goes meow #gg

[syztemerrxr]

Can you draw Bot, Balloon, and Clover?

Its your lucky day pal...

#fryer asks #TJIS IS ACTUALLY SO FUNNY #considering i literally just drew all of them #are you able to guess the next three though.... #only joking!! #..unless../JJJ

[moe-broey]

I've never been a "born in the wrong generation" type of guy because for So Many reasons I would be dead. Full stop like I would have died during childbirth I would have died of appendicitis age 8 and that's not even factoring in my queerness and neurodivergency and ultimately my mental health (carefully maintained thanks to support/modern advances in medicine and treatment). On Top Of That my hobbies include The Video Game and many such things that are of modern invention (adjacently: including The Device I'm typing this out on right now which has become my main avenue of communication to the outside world)

But I'm just saying that. It WOULD be nice. To exist in a world where fluorescent lighting doesn't exist and everything is possibly 99% less overstimulating all of the time forever.

#and like. a little less capitalist dystopia. i could do with less of that. #but focusing primarily on my own struggle. it's just a bummer sometimes like #i genuinely had fun!!! w my sisters and friends!!! esp at the arcade w ddr that is ALWAYS so fun #but man you can't even take me to your own damn house unless if you're ready to accept vampire rules. #my sister can/does dim the lights if i ask and i don't mind asking it's just fucking crazy to me like #damn uoy guys live like this. bright ass lights ten diff convos at once music in the bg. what if i died on this beanbag #BUT. THAT IS. one thing that is very nice i AM allowed to die on the beanbag!!!!!!! i'm allowed to cozy up and rest #while everyone does their own thing and i can listen in and chime in every now and again. severely underrated tbh #i really only feel a little hopeless when i think about like. public spaces where the only thing i can control is myself #IF i am ever employable again my requirements would be. no florescent lighting. i will die. #which like. kind of limits my prospects. #i do enjoy outdoors/physical work actually though so. i'm just limited bc i have to bind. #i am. so severely. banking on top surgery working out. it won't be a cure-all but by god it WILL open up my options #plus the. constant fatigue. of binding. but not binding is even worse. i need divine intervention (surgery) #SAD. well there are other people in yhe world #but man rhat is like my fave joke to make but i feel so much sadness attached to it. the world will move on without me. #there are a million other people who are far more capable. much 'easier'. ect. #and i know the answer is well there's only one me and there are a handful of people who love me. who keep me and include me #i am very thankful for that. #it's just a bit of a bummer sometimes. i stay silly and have the most fun i can but i am a little sad about it.

[dravidious]

It's shit like this that stops me from playing magic more often

#why even bother playing when i'll just get rare-spammed into oblivion without any chance #i only get to have fun in limited and they put that behind a paywall for no reason #seriously why isn't phantom draft the default? realism? #though even draft games get ruined by rares #look at this fucking downside #“if you don't fulfill this extremely easy condition then you get a tiny slap on the wrist” #“you'll only deal 6 damage every 2 turns! unlike a normal 3-drop that deals 3 damage every 1 turn and dies to lightning strike!” #reminds me of the joke in the tf2 community of making stupidly busted weapons with the downside of “no random critical hits” #every rare is an overpowered piece of shit to some degree but only some are so simple and blatant about it like this one #meanwhile the 3-drops in my collection are like “3/2 with a small upside” #“4/3 that can't attack at all unless you buff its power” #this is why you never trust free-to-play games. they're never actually free