#this is not true

[realpokemon]

Are pokemon that looks like food edible?

any pokémon is edible if you are brave enough

#pokemon #unreality #pkmn irl #THIS IS NOT TRUE #pokemon consumption

[juuuuunaaaaaooooo]

I AM SO NOT OKAY….THEY DOES THAT IN PUBLIC…… IN FRONT OF THE KIDS!!!!!SOBBING <333333333

#brio is endgame #they had their happy ending #I'm not crying #this is not true #rio x beth #beth x rio #Brio #junaowatchggs4forthefirsttime #gg rewatch 2022 #gg rewatch #ggrewatch2022 #ggrewatch #4x16 #nbc good girls #the end

[sangfielle]

in a way dnd is about making protocommunist characters and very little else

#this is not true #personal

[vincentaureliuslin]

vincent aurelius lin did no wrong actually. god forbid autistics get hyperfixated on murdering

#this is not true #he did a lot of wrong #but since im technically him i say its justified #(it is not justified) #this is also a joke #adamandi #i miss you adamandi

[were--ralph]

im going to bed but im back in my love (LOVE) being alive and living phase. its my favorite thing to be and do

#this is not true

[stevienicksgetschicks]

fun fact! when directing aquaman (2018), james wan took most of his inspiration for the storyline from the classic critically acclaimed animated film, barbie in a mermaid tale (2010).

#aquaman #unreality #shitpost #this is not true #but it could be…who knows #never say never #barbie #barbie in a mermaid tale

[thatsarealfuckinglegacy]

stop! using! lesbians! to excuse your transphobia!

#transphobes are saying #they can't let trans women in lesbian spaces #because it interferes with lesbians' rights #as a lesbian #this is not true #trans women are women #they deserve to be in women's spaces just like anyone else #lesbian

[mudstoneabyss]

free yourself. understand that not only can you be a man and a woman but that those can be the same thing. they don't have to be separate or distinct

#we are so clung to the idea of man and woman as different and separate that its the immediate assumption #that a man isnt a woman unless explicitly and directly stated #and that a woman isnt a man unless explicitly and directly stated #this is not true #how i've come to think of my gender is a way that doesn't distinguish between being a trans man and a butch woman #so i am both. but not in a partial way or as way id describe as bigender or even nonbinary #like im a binary man. thats no different for me from being a woman though #and ideally i'd like the statement ''im a binary trans man'' to not immediately mean to most people ''im not a woman'' #without it also making people think of it in a way that detracts or differs from being a binary trans man #but people already struggle to understand that you can be both a man and a woman At All so #joyousposting

[justalittlebluetiefling]

100% accurate CPR tips from the Mighty Nein 

#this is not true #do not do this #you're not even supposed to do the breaths anymore #chest compressions are the most important part of cpr #the mighty nein rewatch #cr2e36

[womenmakememushy]

Mom : Did a flood happen why is there so much water here!?!

Me : What? Oh! those are just my tears 🥹🥹

#natasha romanoff #kill me #this is not true #whyyyy #yelena belova #why did they kill her #im cryinh #😭🥹

[juuuuunaaaaaooooo]

LOOK AT THEM SITTING CLOSE TO EACH OTHER AND TALKING AND AFTER…..TOUCHING IN FRONT OF EVERYONE…..I AM SO EMOTIONAL <333333

#It's... #I'm not crying #This is not true #<3 #their bench park scene and bar are the best #rio x beth #beth x rio #Brio #brio is endgame #they had their happy ending #junaowatchggs4forthefirsttime #gg rewatch 2022 #gg rewatch #ggrewatch2022 #ggrewatch #4x16 #nbc good girls #the end

[blujayonthewing]

forgive my bad camera and too-big straw my fridge's ugly crushed ice BUT!! PRESTO~~

6oz lemonade

2oz dragonberry rum

1oz uv blue raspberry vodka, infused with butterfly peaflowers

star fruit and lemon twist

shake lemonade with rum and strain into a chilled hurricane glass. top with ice, then add infused vodka, preferably dramatically, and while shouting something silly like 'PRESTO-CHANGE-O'. stir with straw to ensure uniform color change and garnish with a slice of starfruit and a lemon twist

#notes: do not over infuse the vodka #you will think 'surely there is no such thing as adding TOO many flowers and letting it sit for TOO much time' #this is not true #unfortunately I can't tell you how much IS the right amount of flowers for the right amount of time #because I did the whole rest of the bottle of vodka #anyway this is a little darker than I want it! this is the INTENSE DARK BLUE INFUSION's fault #other notes: luster dust optional but highly recommended! I used a white pearl dust as not to interfere with the color change #also! I think Being Nice And Cold makes up for not being fizzy but I still might try topping it with sprite next time I have sprite #the flavor with regular lemonade is really good! it's actually perfect I think #... man I really wanna set up somewhere with nice lighting and a decent backdrop and get Nice Pics of some of these #I'd need a better straw and prettier ice for this one too 🤔 #about me #reference #recipe #potions

[girlbloggercrowley]

oh lads i got it the good omens 2 "this way up" box is a moving box. south downs

#this is not true #south downs is season 3 #a girl can dream though #good omens

[catgirlgirlcat]

Try not to inhale cat hair, the brittle strands can get caught in your lungs and cause internal damage, which can permanently harm your lungs and potentially cause cancer.

#fake post #fake pos​t #this is not true

[guskinnie]

I'm sorry but if you're not doing the "you were right" dance why are we even friends

#jk #this is not true #i still love yall #but you can get bonus points for this #jk again #good omens

[w0lfwren]

i miss a singular dnd session MY FIRST EVER ABSENCE and in three hours the World has turned on my pc. girl she wasn’t even THERE

#dndblogging #this is not true #i haven’t even listened to the recording yet i Do not know #i think One character changed their mind on her and that’s IT #but i can’t have that now can i