#this is not as funny as it was in my head but thats okay

[cressthebest]

Crimson Rivers thoughts pt. 21

chapter 36:

1. “It's been so long. Oh, there you are, here you are, hi,” *deep breath* AHHHHHHHHH

2. 😭😭😭 “Remus keeps a firm grip on him and turns around to promptly leave, which is probably a little rude, considering that the others are here and may wish to greet him, but he honestly can't bring himself to care about that right now” i would expect nothing less

3. WOLFSTAR REUNION!!!! I AM IN SHAMBLES!

4. “On the way, James glances back with a grin, internally wishing Sirius all the good things, because no one deserves them more.”

oh. wow. that’s such a soft line. it’s literally making me melt

5. “Remus could not be more in love if he tried.” shit shit shit shit sobbing. wolfstar deserves the world

6. “He does love Sirius, though. Loves him dearly, with every defiant bone in his body. This man, who doesn't even realize the importance of what he's just done by giving Remus an unopened envelope. Remus, who owns nothing. Remus, who has nothing. Remus, who is not granted privacy or freedom for anything like this, for anything at all.”

i am on PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION and i am BAWLING my eyes out as silently as i possibly can. y’all don’t understand the restraint i have right now to not loudly sob

7. the LETTER has me CRYING

8. THE SECRET MESSAGE

9. oh, okay. remus killed an auror/greyback. it’s honestly not as bad as i thought it would be. also, i love the lily and remus duo. they’re so iconic

10. i LOVE LOVE LOVE that zar made a point for sirius to have the discussion that his demisexuality is NOT because of trauma and he’s always been that way. it’s beautiful <3

11. “”You can ask Regulus and James; I walked around for a solid month making everyone call me Mr. Sirius Macdonald."” STOP PLSS THATS SO FUNNY

12. SIRIUS JUST TOLD REMUS HE LOVED HIM!!! this is literally so sweet

13. andjskjdksksjsms the authors note:

“sirius, internally: a guillotine could not sever the head im about to give this man. good for them 😌”

chapter 37:

1. i’m starting a gofundme to get regulus a balcony

2. "”Sirius doesn't let me drink," James replies flatly.

"Well, don't say it like that, James. You make it sound like I'm a strict parent, or a controlling spouse," Sirius grumbles. "And I do let you drink, in moderation, when you're in a safe environment and in a good mental state. Don't forget to mention that you only let me drink within those same rules."”

i bet james is upset with the rules he made for sirius so long ago. came back to bite him in the ass

3. describing sirius as “ruffled like an offended bird” has done wonders for my mental health

4. james, remus, and sirius are all hanging out and i am beyond angry that peter doesn’t get to share this moment

5. pandora is such an angel and doesn’t deserve this pain

6. pandora and reg friendship >>>>>>>>>

7. their outfits for the night!! every last one of them is slaying so hard

8. “There's a tense moment where a group of murderers all stare around at each other, not opposed to adding a few more names to their lists. Oh, and Pandora is there, too, startlingly calm despite this.”

yaxley needs to shut his fucking mouth and stop implying that sirius will fuck his way through issues

9. “"You know what they'll assume we're doing."

"Running away," Regulus mutters.

James sighs in exasperation and fond amusement. "No, Reg. Fucking. They'll assume we've snuck off to find a corner to go fuck in."”

😭😭😭😭😭 i love reg. he’s so ready to leave

10. jegulus is getting their shit together and improving. i’m so glad

11. “James swallows. "They're—they destroy things now, when they never did before. They're rough sometimes. Bloody."

"Warm," Regulus counters, pressing another kiss to James' shaking fingers. "Steady. Strong. These hands hold the people you love. These hands care for them. They're gentle. Tender."”

this is love. what they have is love. it’s messy and broken and so difficult, but they’re trying and it’s love

12. and once again we have wolfstar my true loves ☺️☺️

i feel like nows a good time to add to respect bizzarestars’ wishes to not have the fic reposted or reuploaded a different site. i can’t remember his wishes about bookbinding, but respect those as well.

thank you, lovely people

#marauders #regulus black #james potter #fanfic #jegulus #sirius black #remus lupin #wolfstar #sunseeker #starchaser #pandora rosier #pandora lovegood #crimson rivers

[sleepis4theweak]

Apparently when my younger brother was just born my mom found him napping with his blanket fully covering him, and she pulled back the sheet (worried he couldn't breathe or something) to find him fully awake staring at her. It scared the shit out of her and she still talks about it to this day lmao

#also in case anyone was wondering about raph and leo having swapped blankets: #I imagine that Raph stole Leo's blanket before nap time so Leo just took Raphs #Then Raph stole Leo's blanket again lol #also Mikey's baby blanket is inspired by mine <3 #<3 <3 <3 #tmnt #tmnt mikey #tmnt raph #tmnt donnie #tmnt leo #tmnt 2012 #raph 2012 #leo 2012 #mikey 2012 #donnie 2012 #tmnt splinter #master splinter #I actually hate drawing splinter he was so hard to draw #this is not as funny as it was in my head but thats okay #sleepy art

[vlasdygoth]

picked this up at the thrift store the other day do you think it's any good

#mgs #metal gear solid #ocelhira #kazuhira miller #revolver ocelot #id in alt text #this is how you know im in deep. okay. #i got the title in my head and ive had these pulp covers in my pinterest feed for MONTHS so this was inevitable #theres a bunch of gay ones with these like lurid yellow backgrounds so thats what i pulled from for this. it didnt happen all the way but i #like it nonetheless #and yes thwt is a duran duran AND belinda carlisle reference. #i DO think its funny to put heaven is a place on earth on my mgs/dad rock playlist what of it

[wiihtigo]

going godmode to impress a boy

#wolfgang #benny #fnv #fallout new vegas #my art #based on when i was trying to free benny from the legion fort in my playthrough but he kept dying so mickey gave me the console command to #go godmode so i killed everybody in the camp and benny was like Wow! okay. Help #i thought his dialogue thats triggered by killing everyone in sight was funny. surrounded by a million dead bodies Wow baby you can fight #also drew this for their anniversary. (day benny shoots the courier in the head and leaves them in a shallow grave) #i didnt miss it....its only 30 to midnight

[tequiilasunriise]

Being in fandoms where the characters are clearly based on other pieces of media/famous figures is so much fun because then some of my ships look like this:

Parentified Goldilocks who is also The Beast x Avoidance attachment Beauty who is ALSO also The Beast, one of my fav moments with them is when they off the Minotaur together who is ALSO also also The Beast

Little Red Riding Hood if she was also the Wolf and has galloons of repressed trauma x Snow White but she’s heavily knight coded and the poster child of daddy issues

Edgar Allen Poe’s Lenore x Annabel Lee but they’re in gay ghost love

The poem ‘The Last Rose of Summer’ x Odin’s raven Huginn but they’re exes still in love in a milf yuri divorce that ends super mega tragically and domino effects mommy issues out the ass

Historical figures Cleopatra x Frida Kahlo with the most chef’s kiss height difference you’ve ever seen

A polycule with Joan of Arc x Mulan x Thor x Achilles but they’re all genderbent/trans

The Velveteen Rabbit x fashion icon Coco Chanel if she was a lesbian with a gun

Frankenstein’s monster x a different sapphic Cleopatra bc baby gays <3333

Okay okay that black cat from Poe’s, well, The Black Cat x Poe’s Eulalie is cute yes

But I actually really REALLY love Poe’s Eulalie x Poe’s Berenice bc they’re “me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic” personified

The Snow Queen with mega daddy issues x Robin Hood if he was a socialist lesbian I SAIDDDD ITTTT

Imma say it historical figures JFK x Confucius were adorable bros

Aesop’s Fisherman x Odin’s other bird Munin you will always be famous my tragic old man yaoi <////3

Y’all will really have to hear me out here when I say Cinderella if she fucken snapped x ice cream Mad Hatter because couples who are terrible to each other but in a “only I’m allowed to be a horrid to them” way can be so funny

And I could go o n fer ages but the point is imagine explaining these ships to someone like 30 years ago with ZERO context their heads would explode and it’d be so funny

#most of these are rwby ships and imma be so real i couldve made an even longer list with just rwby ships alone #‘it aint much but its honest work’ -me being a multishipper #OKAY TIME TO TAG ALL THESE SHIPS. WELL THEN. man. really dug my own grave here #bumbleby #whiterose #white raven #rosebird #i like how theres a little pattern between these shipnames okay #super mega cursed idea is weiss x raven also being called white raven THROWINGGG UPPPP but also yeah that would be funny #one white raven i adore with my whole heart and then another white raven i would torch #kahlopatra #jnpr berries #i will NOT be listing each individual ship involved in that polycule holy shit #‘jaune we love you just as much as we loved pyrrha’ while in front of Pyrrha’s memorial??? like okay yeah sure gods GODS these kids #crosshares #clankie #shit hold on lemme look up these shipnames fer nevermore i only know white raven off the top of my head #okay uhhh we’ll go with spells and space bc incorrect nevermore said so and thats good enougg fer me #spells and space #boston magic #schneewood forest #<— one of my FAVES yall my reconnecting exes au fer Robyn n Winter is so <33333 #jkfucius #fairgame #spicecream #i wont tag each person bc tag limit but oh my god if anyone read these tags mwuah mwuah #rwby #nevermore webtoon #clone high #monster high

[koifsssh]

If only you knew...

if only you knew the depths of my illness for these two

If only you knew...

(Rosa belongs to @foxyd101)

#theres so much more #theres about to be 3. yes. 3 MAGMAS OF JUST THEM. #im so sorry i have nothing to offer i have just been brainrotting so intensly its not even funny #okay... thats a lie... its a little funny... #theres so much more art of them like theres SO much more #i want to show but Rosa technically isnt out yet... i will patiently wait for it... #BUT AHHHH #i want to draw them so BADLYYYY #I just woke up... im sorry for my rambles #welcome home oc #rainy dewdrop #myart #i adore them so much... wawahhhh... #RAHHHHH ROSAAAAAA #my head is in my hands #i told myself i wasnt going to post today but i cant contain my excitement for them much longer #goodnight #rosa time

[sotogalmo]

As someone who knows a lot more about decay than I do how do you think I could improve upon my Michael design :3

If you're wondering yes that is his spine the perspective's kind of lack in this

OUGH. UH. M OKAY OKAY ‼️‼️

Nothing rlly has to be changed I rlly like this design of Micheal (corpse Micheals my beloveds actually<3)!! but bugs :3. Would be nice I think (having them in his flesh, but moreso opened flesh wounds. Maggots only like. Eat rotten flesh, and he's all rotten. Organs, etc)-

But also maybe more darker purples actually?? There are some corpses with like. Black skin (as in like, skin losing colors or smth, saw some corpses and there are some with black skin/black faces and that's where the maggots are at)

Skin more flappy? Like Slay The Princess, Razor route(her arms just. Dangling when her other arms??? are out) (imagining him walking is so funny now,,, flappy skin ,,, you hear the flaps ... hehehehe)

Oh!! Also. Maybe also Adipocere (which is just: a grayish waxy substance formed by the decomposition of soft tissue in dead bodies subjected to moisture)?? With mold too methinks

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #micheal afton #connectionterminated13 #mqkes me wanna talk sbout my ghost idea for cc actually... how his head is etc/etc ... hes not okay tho. thats for sure #lookign at corpses & learning ... yayayat!!! gonna help lots if i do get into forensic science!!!! #some of the corpses kinda look funny tho tbh #not lying. they just look like the shocked emoji but yk. wider eyes & stuffs

[yang-png]

Ruby is absolutly a rock person im 100000% convinced Weiss provides her with playlists because I see her as that person who loves rock opera cause of This Life Is Mine and music girlie have a million playlists

i can see weiss being a bit into rock opera.... pop opera too tbh. those specific subgenres are right up her alley

#im actually currently working on a musical thats pop rock & also very pop opera #so its funny you mention it #because those songs have been stuck in my head all week #asks #rubles-rose #yang.txt #okay that brings up the question tho #would weiss listen to showtunes? #discuss.

[asthevermincrawls]

obsessed with the concept of those photoshopped celebrity quote images but it's just totally normal things they've probably said at some point

#i literally cannot get this idea out of my head #i highly doubt anyone else will find it as funny as i do but thats okay. i had a good giggle making these #mcr #inspiration #quotes #a.txt

[always-a-joyful-note]

may I also bring this contribution as you wander down the enstars rabbit hole (it's enstars characters and their supposed crimes)

OP I appreciate you so much, but I fear that you are trying to kill me? Just -

Just a few questions.....

- Why are Switch and the seniors of Ryuseitai and Wataru??? on kidnapping?? (wait, did he kidnap Hokuto is that it?) - Wait, what did Tetora and Sora DO? - Midori's in attempted murder?????? WHY??? - What's with forgery?? Why's that on there? Why am I questioning forgery when sexual harassment and murder are RIGHT there??? - Yeah, I still can't believe there's a literal idol duo who is also a mob group.... - "tried to break the windows with an iron pipe" what - of course Hokuto has the ultra specific one (I love him so much. Rich airhead princess to me, so far anyway). - Bullying for Subaru NO what have you DONE starshine boy??? - and at this point I've given up on getting mentally tortured by the others

I am eternally grateful for this list. Why did it have to exist? OP, come back here and let's just talk - actually. No, I desperately want to sit down with the writers and ask what they've experienced to do this.

#look i know the idol industry is not sunshine and starlight #but whats with it becoming a literal conglomerate and yazuka series? #the more i learn about this game the more im convinced that the writers really just spun a crazy roulette of any genres tropes #you have urban fantasy portal fantasy rpglit steampunk victorians nonsense literature historical fiction drama poetry etc etc #also detective fiction and war fiction and thats just the roulette of genres #stars i want to write like them #you guys in the fandom arent okay are you....you guys are all so nice giving me all this #but to let this get to my head youre also doing this to torture me specifically arent you? #my mind is already lost i dont know how i can lose it further #enstars #ensemble stars #fandom spamdom #things i find funny #stuff i say #this reminds me of my bsd starting days #i was so in denial that i was into bsd because it was so insane and unreal #and somehow a slice-of-life idol media is equally as unhinged and deranged i hate and love it here #(but in all honesty thank you for the ask op! it's SO fun to see people engage with each other in this fandom) #coincidentally i am pretty sure ive also blocked the most tags in this fandom because youre all insane (affectionate...i think?)

[roimp]

SO YESTERDAY.

#now i just feel stupid because WHY DID I WALK WITH HIM TILL HIS FUCKING SOCIETY WHAT #why did i do thattttt i went 😬 as soon as i sat in the auto because thats liek the whole walk for him yk #but childddf it was fun. #like okay so omg also yesterday there was a BIG fight in our class ok like these 2 boys #something happened between them and they were just BEATING THE SHIT out of each other it was crazy #anyways yesterday i showed hands guy all the funny cat gifs i have saved on my phone #and he liked one so much he was like SEND IT TO ME RN #its fhe one where cat is banging its head on the wall and then it blasts #ALSO JE SHOWED ME SO SO SO MANY OF HIS CAT PICS #HIS CAT'S NAME IS SKY AND HE HAS YELLOW EYES #he showed me his cat's loaf pics #we all love cat loaf here so does he #bro we have same opinion about so many things #anyways then yesterday also we walkrd together and this time till his society #it was fun tho ok we were laughing but i think walking till his society was too much idk #he is also kind of an awkward introvert guy so maybe he is just like that but what if he is like 'girl leave me alone' inside yo #yk* #IDKKKK MAN IDKKKKK #but ya at the end. FUNNNN #gargi is keysmashing

[themyscirah]

Started thinking about the Amanda Waller + Ben Turner relationship again.... fuck, I'm gonna need a minute

#I JUST- SHDIAUDJSHDSHEYEYRYRYRY guys. guys #i know none of you see my vision and thats okay. i will make you see my vision. i will force you to see my vision. i will- #like jesus fucking christ oh my god. its so interesting and gives me so many emotions and just!!! #i know im not making sense bc none of my moots are sui sq fans and also like half of the content fucking me up specifically here is in my #head because i cant stop thinking about my absolute power fix it au but like!!!!!!! #also the fact i have a fix it for a comic that isnt out yet is so funny to me. its literally fucking real though. god knows we need it #may my own content carry me through the dark times (extreme villain waller arc) #anyways this fucks me up so bad you dont even know. someday ill actually explain it #dc hire me to write a suicide squad ongoing PLEASE. i could do it so good it would be so fucking good dc PLEASE 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #also like this isnt me shipping them btw. like 110% not that. just to clarify. #i wouldnt even call it a friendship bc like. theyre not friends really. he has the most equal dynamic with her i would say but it still isnt #equal. shes v much his boss even though they have an understanding and respect there #like she believes and trusts in him much more than anybody really even himself. like she sees the good man and the leader even when he #doesnt. but she isnt nice about it. and there is a lot of conflict between them when there needs to be #like as much as ben is “wallers man”--the team leader she wanted from the beginning before rick flagg pushed his way in #ben i would say is still a very moral person even when lost and unsure of himself and his goodness (which is like one of his main things) #like i feel like while amanda can lean very into a “the ends justify the means” mindset in her worse moments and do bad things to get #herself out of a corner ben has like a deep and meaningful understanding of how the choices of your methods and how you act can weigh on you #like even though he was brainwashed and whatnot (thats still the story right? i cant remember) he holds a lot of guilt and baggage over his #actions and i think is able to temper amanda's worse tendencies in terms of that by calling her out when he recognizes that behavior #idk. i just really think that amanda waller and the suicide squad as a whole has lost its way without a more moral authority presence there. #like someone who can call her out and keep them more on track. which i really thing ben is and could be #i just very much am interested in their dynamic and how that would look like as equals and how i think they could help each other. #which ofc is what my wip is about and revolves around #blah #sui sq

[lightfulonion]

thank you @skijjiki for tagging me!!!! i love these types of tagging games so much!!

last song: Tokyo Calling by ATARASHII GAKKO! (pls watch the music video. its so good 😭) im kind of, sort of, obsessed with this and i have been listening to it non-stop like my life depends on it. anyway

fav color: hmm im really feeling brown right now (wow! that sounds awful! im not changing my answer tho. brown rules.)

currently reading: im able to read only fanfics at the moment because anything that involves a book and new characters feels like too much work for me for some reason and also like im cheating at my classes in university. both of these suck big butt and i hate being like this but it's true. anyway please read a million times along the way by starsqwub. its a bokuaka fic, it hasnt updated since 2022 and it made me cry every chapter. its about love, its about friends, its about being a weird person in a normal world and, more importantly, its about bokuto and akaashi. oh! also manga like chainsaw man and toilet bound hanako-kun!! and some webcomics as well too.

currently watching: the wall mostly but also dungeon meshi! and ive been trying to be up-to-date with the one piece anime!!

spicy/savory/sweet: sweet <3

relationship status: i was reading a bokuaka fic and i was crying. take a wild guess.

current obsessions: listening to Tokyo Calling and ATARASHII GAKKO! apparently and im starting to feel like reading the ending of Haikyuu!! which is probably a bad thing?? (im scared. i really dont want it to end :'((( )

tagging: @livingonyoghurtandspite, @horson, @clementinethekitten, @pierogish, @alcieside, @mars-matrix, @peachybeesplease, @mangatxt.

#get tagged #guys. we get (got?) the movie this year. really scared to ask whats next. #i had goofy funny things to share but i forgot them while writing this im sorry u_u #i went home to my mom for a few days and i had 'the end of the beginning' by djo stuck in my head the whole time #and i visited my friends from high school and im kinda sad about the years passing. a quiet kind of sad but sad nonetheless. #like 'my childhood room is too small for me now' kind of sad and nostalgic #i have many things in my brain that are rolling around like pointy rocks and i need to get them out somehow without hurting myself #anyway #pretend i said something really funny and truly profound here instead of. whatever that is. #also i have listened to ATARASHII GAKKO!'s whole discography and its really really good #and i STILL havent been able to read bnha!! :(( #i havent been able to be up-to-date with chainsaw man or toilet bound hanako kun and i also NEED to read dungeon meshi AND haikyuu and- #i really love dungeon meshi so far. its so good and i got so excited on the last episode when they put falin's bones in order. that was #so cool. and the bath scene............ yeah. #if you dont want to do this guys is okay btw. im always saying this but i do need you to know because i feel anxious when i dont do them bu #also when i dont tag people. i dont want you to feel like that. #onion talks #ok thats all! bye bye!! hope you have a nice day!!!!! #Youtube

[lesbiangiratina]

You there early 2000s gg manga artist write a joke involving testament that does not make me want to attack you like an animal

#THEYRE NOT ALL BAD there are funny testament bits. but well. The Gender is kind of an easy target. #sometimes those are even a little funny. like KIND OF. in hindsight if nothing else. #overall they trouble me less than some jokes about them and dizzy. i dont want to get into that though. #in theory ​its not the WORST thing ever I GUESS its just. the way people go about it. yknow. unless you dont. im happy for you if you dont #many cases of they would not fucking say that but well it doesnt only happen to them its okay. well its not but you know what i mean #WHATEVER even 1 million jokes abt testament being a creep (usually more like just being Perceived as a creep I GUESS THATS BETTER?) #could never overpower dizzy saying testament is like an older (sibling) to her in a ggx anthology chapter. #literally shout out memaiso. my hero. #they also did some 4koma stuff involving them being very parentlike to her. i can think of 3 off the top of my head. thats good for me. #okay thanks i just needed to complain. #the kat goes meow #gg

[popponn]

im suffering through a backpain rn so all i will offer for a while are rebblogs with madman babblings. and here, for anyone who are interested (whoever u r, ily.)

#i dont usually complain here but please excuse me for this one because good lord #also before i start babble please think of the preview as a bribe. or peace offering 🫰 #but anyway so #i know there are times where my back hurts but man this time it hurts so much i have difficulties standing and sitting #like an actual grandma. i joke a lot about being grandma but really backache this severe in your 20s is not normal right????? #the funny part is that i try some yoga moves and light stretching pose and we are okay #on the good side this means i have a reason to binge read muehehhehee #the bad news is that. my schedule. next week. my back please get well soon please #okay thats all #if you are reading up to this point ily muach muach kis kiss visit hope ur fave fic got an update #hope ur fave stays alive hope ur fave authoe updates hope ur work/school is going very very fine #muach muach #okay back to reading. im very unwell in the head rn im sorry #maybe will delete later #babblings #also there is rin and kaiser and neuvi wip too but....

[flovverworks]

CHLOE BDAY HIP HIP HURRAY

#stardust speaking ! #saw the preview with chloes lines. oh hes so endearing #im highly in the 'thats akiras lil bro' corner but congrats to the chloe fans #(thinks of lennox bday card with the whole 'the one who wins can ask the loser to do something' ->akira asks leno to bend down #so they can PAT HIM ON THE HEAD......................ure so tall so it probably doessnt happen often right..... #...... #???????? #lenoaki is so tender it makes my head spin #<-person who cried during lennox chara story so is biased #shakes everyone listen the wizard are ssooooo important to akira and for akiras development and building selfconfidence and selflove this #is why i will nvr ever shut up about them here cuz they have such a massive role- <-just likes them a lot #T_^ #okay anyway i actually wrote a lil thing for myself today HURRAY ive been in a more. oh i can do things. mood lately #theres a selfindulgent thing i wanna write a lil bit off but aside from that i wanna. do something here #inb4 itll be a tiny teeny thing ive been thinking about lately before tackling 2 para+ stuff. WE WILL SEE eventually #not tonite for sure i am zzzzzzzzz #but i missed writing tiny things for myself so im gonna try to keep at this. #one day ill do that for akira things too. i need to write down my silly postmhyk aus and my silly dramatic modern aus for me myself and i #i dont talk about it a lot here cuz its embarrassing but wizards in akiras world is always a funny concept to me #5ever thinking about INTERNET IS SUGOI figaro from that one figaaki comic #actually that one where figaro memorized akiras name when its written makes me dizzy I WANNA TALK ABOUT STUFF LIKE THAT AGAIN..... #T_T akira learning how to write the wizards names. yknow. at least. since they cant read the language at all #okay its way past my bedtime #i cant get into akira & their language at this hour itll be too much #tldr while i think its difficult for akira to rly pick it up (cuz they understand everything they say!??!?!??!?!) #recognizing words u see commonly....................happens..........+ akira making an effort to learn certain words