#this is not a date guys!!

[silverameco]

Not a Date - @wolfstarmicrofic - 504 words

"You ready for your date ?"

"For the last time Prongs, this is NOT a date."

Sirius was putting the last touch to his makeup, getting ready for his friendly outing with Remus, under the unimpressed stare of James who was grinning like a mad-man. Ever since he learned they were going out just the two of them, he wouldn't shut up about it being a date.

"Uh-uh, care to explain this then ?" he retorted, gesturing to the clothes littering the floor from when he spent entirely too much time picking an outfit. "And this ?" he added, poking Sirius' cheek that was probably blushing.

"It doesn't matter, it's not a date because I didn't mean it like that, and I know for a fact that he doesn't think it's a date EITHER. End of discussion, you can fuck off now."

"Yeah, sure." James laughed.

~~~~~~

"I can't believe you two are finally going on a date." she said again, waggling her eyebrows.

"Lils, how many times do I have to tell you this is NOT a date ?" Remus sighed.

"Is that why you've been staring at your reflection for the last five minutes ?" she pointed at the mirror Remus was, indeed, staring at, trying to put some semblance of order in his curls.

"I'm just- whatever, it still isn't a date. Sirius didn't mean it like that, trust me."

"Mh. I think you might be surprised."

~~~~~~

"Can you believe James wouldn't stop pestering me about us going on a date ?"

"Oh god, Lily was just the same."

"I told him it wasn't like that."

"And I told her the same." Remus smiled.

He had such a pretty smile. Sirius wanted to see it again. "They should sort their shit out before meddling in our lives."

"I swear ! Those two have been dancing around each other for ages." he laughed, eyes bright and crinkling a bit. Sirius was entranced.

Their laughter faded and they fell in a comfortable silence, if not a little shy. Sirius watched as Remus raised his drink to his lips. His cheeks were a little pink and he was just so lovely.

"Hey, Moony ?" he said in a soft voice, grabbing Remus' hand on the table.

"Mh ?" Their eyes met, and Sirius couldn't help it. The words were out before he registered them.

"I think maybe... I'd like it to be a date. Like an actual date."

~~~~~~

It's funny how sometimes it just takes someone saying a few words for you to realize you've been waiting to hear those exact words.

"Yeah, I think I'd like that too." Remus answered, squeezing Sirius' hand back.

Their matching smiles were something private, exuding happiness.

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[Prongs] : How was your non-date ? ;)

[Padfoot] : why don't you find the balls to ask Evans out and leave me alone

[Prongs] : HAHAHAHA FUCKING KNEW IT

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[Lils] : How was your totally-not-a-date ?

[Rem] : Fuck off

[Lils] : I TOLD YOU SOOO

#this is not a date guys!! #oh wait #now it is #also jily crumbs who am i?? #silv writes things #wolfstar microfic #wolfstar #sirius black #remus lupin #marauders #marauders era #dead gay wizards

[earnedmagic]

1930s “i’m the guy that” pinbacks, part 2

#vintage fashion #i’m the guy that eats the dates on calendars had me hooting and hollering

[lgbtlunaverse]

Obsessed with characters who portray themselves as worse than they are. Who are lying to everyone including themselves about it. People generally assume if someone's lying about themselves they're trying to look better but sometimes they're trying to look worse. They attribute agency to where they had none, add intend to accidents, try to convince everyone that this is something they did instead of something that happened to them.

#this is about tenko bnha #but it is also about dahlia ace attorney #watch the nezumiVA videos on ace attorney trilogy they're great #anyway dahlia saying she (at like. 6 years old) apparently convinced her father to abandon her sister. hmmm #also everyone including herself thinking of her as the manipulator in control with terry when she was 14 dating a 20 y/o #anyway these characters both did do terrible things but feel the need to pile on more and remove nuance from where it exists #to convince themselves that this is what they really want. that they chose this. #it's about the loss of control it's about being a victim feeling worse than being a villain #at least if you were the bad guy you had autonomy #shimura tenko #shigaraki tomura #dahlia hawthorne

[starcurtain]

Please someone redraw this with Dr. Ratio and Aventurine because this is the exact vibe they have in my head post-Penacony.

#ratiorine #aventio #aventurine #dr. ratio #honkai star rail #hsr #not exactly #2.1 spoilers #but the vibe isn't present until then #this is canon I'm Hoyo #just trust me #I think my favorite thing about this ship #is that I went in expecting slap slap kiss #but came out of 2.1 convinced that these two could #in fact #get their shit together faster than virtually any other Hoyoverse pair #they're gonna be two years into their relationship before Seele manages to ask Bronya on a date #they're gonna be married before Renheng get their next ship tease #I just think they deserve to be those two guys who show up together #in the background of every promotion and event #and Hoyo never confirms anything #but you never see the one without the other #so everybody just KNOWS #LISTEN HOYO #I'm available for hire #you can pay me to print the money for you

[artsbysmarty]

It’s hard for us bitches with auditory processing issues out here :/

#original art #my art #smarty draws herself #comic #1k #2k #3k #EDIT: ty guys for the love. to clarify I made this about a guy I had recently started dating. somehow we are still dating 😭 #4k #5k

[faineant-girl]

ohhhh bisexual man save me........ bisexual man............

#.tlktxt #been really loving being bi lately and also loving bi people. bisexuals out there i love you forever #literally. dont think i could date. like a non bi partner ya know. i mean definitely not like. a straight guy ya know #lord........ bisexual man SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!

[dapper-lil-arts]

The entire premise of Alicorns being on another untouchable level dissapears when you account for Cadence's basic-ass taste in men

#No hate on cadence i just think its fucking hilarious #shining armor rly is just some guy lmao #their relationship is built almost entirely off screen #also this is inspired by my own fanfic #if i do add a scene with cadence i might divorce her cause like cmon #if cadence can have a baby with some guy then celestia and luna have no excuse to not go on dates lmao #and sunset def doesnt have any more excuses to fallback on #Like yeah punk rock trihard unicorn IS better than some guy #my little pony #MLP #sunset shimmer #twilight sparkle #cadence #shining armor #Sunlight #friendship is magic #sunset sparkle #equestria girls #scitwi #twiset

[anthyies]

the thing about disco elysium is that it has women in it. what you see on the internet about it might lie to you about that but it has women, gay women even, very compelling women even, in it.

#Directive: THINK ABOUT RUBY THE INSTIGATOR!!!!!! #What was it rave said. This basic concern dooms her!!!!! She’s so good. She’s SO good #Rubyklaasje is literally crucial to the plot happenings and yet there are only like two dozen people who talk about them. Sad. Shut up about #that other guy please stop putting him in bunny suits. #Also thinking about cunoesse. My god cunoesse. #Cindy the skull. Liz!!! Who only shows up for a little but she is so cool. Lilienne i need to replay to go on the date to learn more about #her. Soona she’s so real… Joyce is so much so so so much. And dora and dolores of course. #esha.txt #disco elysium #Seriously. #Klaasje i literally forgot to talk about klaasje I love you problem girl

[rabbit-illustrations]

Demon boys

#obey me! #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #obey me belphegor #obey me leviathan #obey me fanart #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #cute #art #fanart #little guys

[shittysawtraps]

guys help i was on a date with a guy i’ve been going out with for a couple months and we were talking about saw since we’re both horror fans. and he mentioned that he and his friends have a bit where they make up their own jigsaw monologues. so i said “oh i have a blog that does something similar” and he asked me what the name was, and he looked this blog up. and then he yelled, “THIS IS YOU? OH MY GOD. THIS IS WHY WE DO THAT BIT! I LOVE THIS BLOG. I’M SO INTO YOU. OH MY GOD. THIS IS YOU?” right in the middle of the mall food court. i know this sounds like a fake tumblr story but this really fucking happened to me today. holy fucking shit.

#mod amanda #shitty saw traps #might fuck around and get my heart broken by this one guys #possibly funniest thing that’s happened to me on a date

[hitorox]

grimmy/casper emotes i've made so far! f2u, no credit needed but HIGHLY appreciated <3 check my twitter for more frequent uploads of newer emotes i'll most definitely make.

#a date with death #date with death #can you tell i'm sane and normal about this guy

[kenntolog]

can you do smth about loser gf n sukunas first date? i love them sm

𝝑𝝔 an: hope u enjoy this :)) read more about cool bf sukuna x losee gf reader here!!

cool boyfriend sukuna isn’t that original(he doesn’t even try to be) so he just takes you to see a movie and then plans to walk you home after that.

you give him the freedom of choosing what movie to watch and he, of course, chooses a slasher. you take the ticket he gives you with an excited grin, which excites him, and leave him to go to the restroom to check yourself out.

sukuna’s gaze doesn’t leave you or the path you walked on even for a minute as he admires the way you put a little more thought into your outfit, looking as sweet as ever, and added a little more makeup to enhance your pretty features. he’s not gonna lie, the way you did your lips really makes it hard to keep himself together.

to his amusement, you are still a little scared by the cheap jumpscares, hand visibly itching to grab his. sukuna spends most of the movie’s runtime watching you, absentmindedly biting the nail of his thumb and smiling at your cute reactions. the way you tightly close your eyes whenever a violent scene is on, the way you hiss and your face scrunches in disgust at the sight of someone’s fake guts on the screen, the way you squeal quietly when you get jumpscared — he finds you so adorable it’s crazy.

sukuna takes your hand at the first opportunity that presents itself: when you’re giggling at something he said and don’t notice a person walking by, accidentally bumping into them. sukuna doesn’t hesitate to grab your hand and pull you into himself, giving the person a nasty glare. you smile sheepishly at him, but don’t let go. he feels very peaceful, like he’s never felt before.

and to sukuna’s surprise, when he is ready to leave your address after walking you home like the gentleman he’s quite far from being, you, the shy loser who is hardly even noticeable if you don’t look carefully around the classroom, come back from your apartment, running after him, and soon hold onto his shoulders, standing on your tiptoes to plant a shy kiss on his cheek before hurriedly disappearing into your apartment again.

he can barely suppress the idiotic smile splitting his lips.

#— miya writes! #the sequence with the cheek kiss is literally what i did to my ex on our second date #guys the satisfaction i felt after that ughhh it was such a sweet moment #he was leaving me at the metro since i didnt want my parents to know i had a thing going on with someone #so after i convinced him that he doesn’t need to walk me home and ill be fine i just went on my way first #but felt like i forgot something #so i ran back to him and kissed his cheek :( #its a memory im fond of #jujustsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen #jjk x reader #ryomen sukuna x reader #sukuna ryomen #sukuna ryomen x reader #sukuna ryomen x you #sukuna x reader #sukuna x you #sukuna jujutsu kaisen #ryomen sukuna x you #ryomen x reader

[zephyrchama]

Paper cuts come when you least expect them. You thought it was pathetic that a mature human such as yourself couldn't even flip a page without slicing their skin open, but old Devildom books were made of the worst paper. Super thin, and sharp like a blade when touched at the wrong angle.

The small distraction sucked you out of the novel you were reading and back into reality. You shut the book and shook your hand, waiting for the pain to run its course. These actions did not go unnoticed.

"Let me see your hand," Satan murmured. He was suddenly looming over your armchair and gently cupping your fingers.

"It's not bad, don't worry." You were more concerned about the book's pages. Satan's collection had a lot of rare and expensive tomes. The novel in your lap looked fine, but how angry would Satan get if a drop of blood spilled onto it? He might not verbally assault you like he would others, but you feared he'd sulk about it for at least a few weeks.

Satan pulled a square cloth from his back pocket. He paused to stare at it. It looked fine. Maybe a little wrinkled, but nothing that should have made him frown. "My handkerchief is dirty."

He roughly shoved it back into the pocket and instead lifted the hem of his shirt, then lightly blotted at your wound with the still-warm fabric.

"Hey! Nooo, that's just going to make your clothes harder to clean later." You went to jerk your arm back, but Satan's gentle hold turned into an iron grip. Those abs weren't just for show. "It's gonna stain! Knock it off. I can lick it or something."

"Oh, good idea." Satan's shirt slid back down as he dropped it and knelt. He rested his elbows on the seat cushion, one on either side of your legs.

"I can do it! I can do it!" You tried to stop him, but he was already seductively dragging his tongue over your fingertip. "Don't even thi-- ahhh, Satan come on!"

There was far more blood rushing through your face than in the tiny little cut. It astounded you how Satan could pull off an embarrassing action so smoothly, without hesitation.

"Are you done yet?" You didn't know if it had been five seconds or five minutes, but you thought it was long enough.

"Mmh." He mercifully stopped, giving your palm a quick peck. "Move over."

The armchair was meant for one, but it was big and cushy. If you scooted to the side it could probably fit two. "Why?"

Satan was already climbing into the space next to you, raising you onto his legs. "I'm gonna make sure it doesn't happen again. I'll read to you."

He leaned back into the chair, pulling you along with him, and curled an arm around your waist to reach the novel. "So, which page were you on?"

#mc has no idea what page they were on. who keeps track of that? satan does. because he's insane (affectionate). #be careful guys this is how you get demon cooties #tw blood #obey me #obey me swd #obey me shall we date #obey me satan x mc #obey me satan x reader #obey me satan #obey me x mc #obey me fluff #obey me imagines #obey me scenarios #omswd #omswd satan #obey me fanfic #obey me drabble #obey me x gender neutral reader #obey me! #obey me! swd

[t4tcecilos]

iskall😭

#hjave your stupid stamps.- i bought a stack of them…. #THEYRE SOOO SILYLY #guy who tthought they were dating and is now HEARTBROKEN vs guy who only loves building and his wife (and sometimes etho) #swedishbeans #<< cute name for them btw . break up arc time💔 #posts #smallishbeans #hermitcraft #iskall85

[okthatsgreat]

fake screenshots of a dating simulator where it becomes extremely obvious that the romanceable characters murdered the previous protagonist and are trying to hide it from you

#lee art #sorry IM HAVING FUN LMAO but you guys can see the idea. theres a story to all of this if i only had time energy and skill to use ren'py #dating sim #<- vague tag for it lmao #artists on tumblr

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The squad of all time has arrived on scene.

#dungeon meshi #mithrun #Cithis Ofri #Pattadol #Fleki #Lycion #Otta #Happy Canary Debut Day! These guys wont really get to be very present until the next season of Dungeon Meshi #But I can still be excited to see them animated!!! #Shout out to Pattadol - I also tend to occupy 'The Punchline' niche of the friendgroup. #The punchline differs from 'The Jester' who willingly absorbs the jokes. The punchline is often unwillingly the joke. #You are either the one no one likes or the well beloved little-sibiling-esque friend. Good luck figuring out which! #Yes it is canon that Otta is into Women. YES she dates younger women and dumps them when they age. #This isn't a fan made bit. It's real. #Dungeon Meshi has no romance but it does have canonically queer characters. #Shipping is fine and all but it is a running theme in the series than *everyone* who expresses romantic interest in someone - #-finds that love unrequited. Just something to be mindful of to measure your expectations of this series! #Ah! In other housekeeping notes; I'm going to *try* and add Alt Text to my dungeon meshi thurday posts going forwards. #I might not be able to do it day of but I will try to get it done within a week.