#this is literally just cute and I was feeling silly

[ghouljams]

I wanna do my own writing challenge but I am also a jokester and a buffoon, so...

Ghoul's "King Killer" Challenge (inspired by @391780 and @glitterypirateduck)

I want to see people kill König in absolutely insane and convoluted ways. I'm gonna be honest this is for the König lovers as much as the haters, you cannot tell me you love a character if you're not willing to explode them in your mind just a little bit.

Rules:

Please be 18+ to participate and tag me @ghouljams in your post. I'll put all posts onto a master list. Please tag your fics appropriately, and please no suicide or rape, these are meant to be comedic deaths.

This can be angst fic or this can be a background death in a different character fic, I just want that man dead. And most importantly I want it to be in an incredibly convoluted and stupid way. I'm providing what I call "dumb ways to die" prompts but honestly if the spirit moves you or you have an idea fucking go for it.

There's no real time limit on this but I'll give y'all June 16-23 as the golden zone.

"I want that man dead"

The second known case of spontaneous human combustion

Death rolled by an alligator

Eaten by hampsters

Fell out of bed too hard

Someone stuck their finger in his gun and it exploded looney toons style

His phone battery exploded while he was calling someone

Bit by a rabid animal

Turned into goo

Hit by a t-shirt canon

Tried to pet a bear

Testing a stab proof jacket gone wrong

Attempted to drive a fork lift

Tried to outrun a train

Attempted to rescue a chicken from a well

Tried to disassemble a grenade

Insisted he could literally walk on water(couldn't)

Snake coiled around his shotgun and ended up pulling the trigger

Attempted to demonstrate "unbreakable" glass

Tripped and fell into concrete

Shook a soda can too hard and it exploded

Fell out of a roller coaster seat

Ate a peach pit and got cyanide poisoning

Vicious mockery but in real life

Ate expired food

Tried to climb an electric fence

Smoking near blasting powder

Hit by a meteor

Attempted electrical work himself

Anal gone wrong

Anal gone right

Osha violation

Was watching the eclipse while driving

Sat too long in a sauna

Fell down stairs

Choked on own spit

Lawn chair balloon flight into controlled air space

Circus performance gone wrong

Attempted karate

Easily preventable causes

Flying hammer

"Be quiet silica gell packet, can't you see I'm starving?"

"Trust me, I know what I'm doing"

"You're not going to shoot me, you would've done it already"

"I saw someone do this in a movie once"

A legless lizard crawled somewhere it wasn't supposed to

Spiders

That evil bunny from Monty Python

Driving with both feet

Fell in a wood chipper

Attempted sword swallowing

So so bad at blowjobs

Overheated

The hubris of men

Too many pillows on his bed

Met a cryptid

Weather related accident

Walked into a pole

Falling piano

Siphoning gas

Bee sting

Mosh pit accident

Not wearing a helmet

Not watching where he's going

Fell in a hole

"Looks safe enough"

Antagonizing the crows

Ghosts

Cow tipping gone wrong

"No little german boy don't go in that cave"

Microwaving something

Rube Goldberg Machine

Dinosaurs

Time Machine

Shrink Ray

Building falls on just him

Dog farts (those things are deadly)

Crafting gone wrong

Jumanji

Cuteness Aggression (The cute thing is aggressive)

Vampire

Werewolf

Ink poisoning

A dog wags too hard and hits him with their tail

Slipped on a banana peel

Choking on a life saver candy

Electric car explodes

If none of these strike your fancy feel free to come up with your own convoluted and silly death for the man we all love (or love to hate)

#ghoul speaks #cod writing challenge #writing challenge #konig #call of duty modern warfare #call of duty #könig cod #könig call of duty

[historysquib]

The Key to My Heart

We were writing sonnets in English class. So I decided to take advantage and write some Julistín. Agustín writing poetry to Julieta is something I can see and I wanted to explore it from his pov.

A sonnet from Agustín to Julieta.

Her eyes are dark, like the coffee she brews.

Those eyes so lovely and full of wonder.

Makes my whole heart leap and burst like thunder.

She knows how to get me out of my blues.

Her heart is vast and open to all love,

With love so deep for each of our daughters.

Her healing meals are no substitute for love,

As the love she provides never falters.

With total sacrifice she gives to all.

When my glasses fall, and my teal love comes,

My soul stops and beats like very loud drums.

She is always there to catch all my falls.

My silver threaded queen, Julieta,

Pass me one of your cheesy arepas.

Enjoy some poetry!! Maybe a response poem will surface from Julieta. Might make hers a sexy poem. 😈

#Julistín #squib fanfiction #julieta madrigal #agustin madrigal #don't worry i'm still here #i changed the last two lines #the last two lines said key to my heart since I changed it #i made it the title #my class was so mad at this assignment #Encanto #this is literally just cute and I was feeling silly #imma a writer a poet a genius i know it #🫓 arepa fanfic writer crumbs for feedback

[hiphopcherrrypop]

dey're like his wingmen

#bucchigiri?! #bucchigiri #bucchigiri fanart #matakara asamine #tomoshibi arajin #zabu #komao #idk how to draw any of them #trying to draw anime hair makes me feel like throwing up + also throwing myself in a ditch #help meeee #guys. guys. guys. g #hello my brain. can i hyperfixcate on like anything else #i'm like actually going bonkers insane i'm tweaking #i've had work every day since it aired and im losing it every break i have i just be searching up bucchigiri on every site istg #I FORGOT TO VCOLOR THEIR ARMBANDS 👎 #and i realizing somehow only now i drew komao's skirt too short he is oging to get dress coded i fear #matakara is sooo cute he looks so ouppy #I DIDNT KNOW SENYA WAOULD BE SO SILLY BILLYYYY EITHER #LIKE WHAT R U BEING A CUTIE PATOOTIE MAKING :3 FACES FOR!!! #me actting shocked that an original anime that literally came out 4 days ago doesnt have a million billion fans 😨😱??? #thair heights are messed up my bad whatever #zabu kakeru #sakigake komao

[tomwambsgans]

greg said actually i wanna take YOU out and I'M gonna pay for it

#also it's so cute how he says 'visited' instead of just 'been to' like you can tell he learned how to talk from tv #tomgreg #greg hirsch #which side are you on? #fr why is this part not talked about much beyond the Thor Loves Poptarts-ification of greg loving cpk #tom says my gf is out. so let's go out to dinner. the moment greg understands that it's a serious proposal he's SO excited #and it's clearly NOT for any notion of fine dining. he doesn't ask tom 'where are we going' #no. he wants to go out with TOM!! he has a restaurant in mind that's a treat for him and he's excited to share that with tom #i think he is feeling a tiny bit snubbed at the end by the way tom refuses to let greg have the upper hand #like tom asked him out and greg literally asked him out right back. and rather than be excited tom is like no I'M doing the asking out!! lo #but yknow ultimately tom has his own thing that he already really wanted to share with greg #he IS delighted that greg has unrefined tastes bc it means he gets to treat him. he gets to be the reason for greg's awe #also he just thinks it's cute imo #and greg took to it as much as one can when they've already been more or less forcefed (much like the ortolan he eats lol) #anyway. tom's need to feel in control is his detriment bc greg wanted to treat him to some cajun chicken linguine and then fuck him silly #mine

[basketobread]

hello i forgot this was among my lunara sketches enjoy

OH MY GODBDJSJSJSJDJSJSNANNSN

#STOOOOOP THIS IS SO CUTE SHJANANSNS #WHY DO YOU JUST SLAM DUNK ME WITH SUPER CUTE ART OUT OF NOWHERE #HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MENTALLY PREPARE #BUT FR THIS IS SO SILLY AND LITERALLY HER #YOU HAVE HER CHARACTER DOWN TO A T #I LOVE THIS SHAAJJSSJS I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING WHEN I OPENED MY INBOX RN #using the gif you made too cuz it’s literally my favorite thing ever #and i feel like it suits the occasion #AND THANK YOU FOR THIS SKETCH DHSJSJ ITS SO CUTE #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #tav #bg3 tav #bg3 oc #baldur’s gate oc #lunara posting #gifts for bob #ask bob

[pup-pee]

jokes @ night r not funny in the morning,,,

originally the blue was green but then i decided 2 b pan

#dont even ask me what i was trying 2 accomplish #CAUSE IDKKK #sighs @ least they look cute igg #bart is still hard 4 ne 2 draw idk sobbs #also i seem 2 draw him in a lot of tanktops while i draw kon in a lot of crop tops #i just ????????? #anyways i literally have no idea wtf this means #it was supposed 2 b silly & funny but if ur evil u could make it angsty #not me thoo…..i would neever #cause what kind of sick freak does that #((its me im the sick freak)) #no but this is supposed 2 b silly ITS JUST RLLY NOT FUNNY IDK #konbart #kart #still 2 scared 2 but it in their main tags or whateverrrr #NO BC LIKE I DONT WANNA GET RIPPED APART #omggg the reason y it looks more angst is bc i put the ‘dw’ isnt itttt #ughhhhhhh #ok sure whatever GRRR AAAAAA #i have a better kart drawing idea but this 1 was easier 2 draw #brrrr #i feel like im just mostly going 2 b drawing kart 2day oh man #((i say this like i dont draw them everyday)) #puppee art #holy u can rlly tell i h8 stabalizers batman #i say ‘line arts my fav part’ but i dont actually do nice line art idfkkk yyyy but mayb its bc u dont need clean lineart 2 render stuff??? #@ least i dont #man i should render smth its been so long since ive like ‘completed’ a full drawingg #HELP IM STILL UPSET HOW I DREW BART I LIKE I JUST DONT WANT 2 DRAW HIM LOOKING LIKE A KID BUT LIKE OTS KINDA HARD WHEN HES NEXT 2 KON THIS I

[klonoadoortophantomile]

oh yea i can upload art this time uh heres a drawing from new years eve =]

#its a redraw of a thing i did on new years eve in 2018 #i finished the origjnal digitally a few days later but i thought itd be fun to try and redraw the full drawing traditionally #its kinda janky in some spots but im proud of myself. its cute #plus i just dont do full traditional drawings much #scribbles #ocposting #i havent used this character in forever… man #by forever i mean literally 2019 btw XD ahhh i feel so bad abt never doing shit w my old ocs but like… idk #they dont really do much for me anymore like i love them dont get me wrong. theyre my silly little guys. #but like i dont really… want to do much with them? like their stories dont do much for me their characters and designs arent stuff im super #crazy abt abymore. this sounds so negative help 😭 i dont mean it that way #like. some old ocs i do revamp and do stuff with. eyesontreeseason is a big example #but also like recently i remembered abt my old lps ocs and ive been doing stuff w them #not really actually having any storyline just like doodling them and stuff #but like.. i feel like thats different becuz their story was never very set in stone and also its just. the whole setup was ‘they can trave #thru dimensions lol’ so i can do more silly stupid shit w them i guess #idk #im just rambling help

[sysig]

Just a bit indulgent, no harm in it, surely (Patreon)

#Doodles #SCII #Helix #ZEX #DAX #A bit of scene a bit of speculation silliness and another song! Yay! :D #Gods their casual possessiveness of each other Straight Up Kills Me <3 <3 #And ZEX doesn't even just stop at ''his [title]'' he goes for DAX's name too I'm so dead about it ♥ #Holding hands agh they're so cute <3 Reassurance and comfort! #Hehehe I love ZEX just being all ??? about DAX being in Dexter's body - feels weird to be shorter! #Just wait til you find out about these bodies' ages ZEX! Hehehe #ZEX's type strikes again - okay but like?? Max /is/ in there somewhere this is established so is it similarities to Dex?? Is that anything?? #Granted ZEX tends to go even further than that haha but still! Curious :3 #Takes the credit for DAX's body despite already having met Dexter lol yes definitely the case Admiral haha #I fell so hard back into Strawberry Blond agh #I blame the Moomins animatic it's too good I can't help it #Literally just the inverse of Max waking up to look at Dexter - DAX looking at ZEX like he's everything <3 #Wants him so badly! Wants him happy and whole and lovely ♥ #This song could definitely also apply to Dex about Max and into the original meaning of the lyrics in their case - at least partially #Their lives and positions and what it would be mean to be together agh #They're too lovely you know

[robotsafari]

“you insolent little bitch.”

-ansem, seeker of darkness (he definitely said this)

#beep boop you want fries with that #kingdom hearts #ansem #sora #i love how ansem becomes HUGE during his world of chaos phase #after finishing this i realized that this looks like its about to become the jerma clip #where he pretends to find a bird and then eat it #or the clip of scar holding up a mouse to his face #i know sora isnt THAT small in comparison to ansem in this phase but how much more funny would it be if ansem got this big. #i just wanted the silly visual of ansem picking up sora like Listen here you dumb little shit. (ansem’s calling him dumb not me #because he literally does this the whole game its super cute and funny) #idk why i feel the need to clarify. i guess im trying to say that im not ensnared by the fandom notion that sora is dumb or whatever #he isnt. dont let the fandom or dream drops (and maybe beyond but i havent checked) awful writing convince you that he is #seriously what the fuck is up with modern kh and being mean to sora. i guess the writers are into mean spirited humor nowadays. #SORRY THIS WASNT SUPPOSED TO BE A RANT #anyway. like always i cant draw hands and my anatomy is dogshit. #what else do you want me to say? [my lawyer has advised me to omit this part]

[ghoooooooooooooooost]

#i watched 2 20 min eps instead of a 'movie' but anilist says theres only one so. i guess they split it after it aired live?? #literally just 2 silly side eps that was not a movie. was cute regardless. feels like it was supposed to keep going they didn't- #- show the sexy song :( #eikyuu shounen

[sammygender]

YALL ARE NOT SERIOUS PEOPLE no way i’m looking at the tumblr tag for spn 7x03 aka the sam centric flashback episode dealing with his childhood trauma and how he feels like he’s a freak and everyone is just posting about DEAN. dean and his stupid fucking pie. dean winchester used to be my guy! genuinely! s2-3 i truly thought i was a deangirl! But you people (plus this show atp lmfao) are making me hate him😭

#he was cute witn his silly pie. and i care for him and understand he’s grieving cas and thinks he’s about to lose sam and is therefore copin #Awfully and doing things like resorting to black and white john winchester embedded monster racism to do so #But thing is i’m actually getting pretty fucking sick of him coping awfully #he never learns he never grows he just gets angrier. he’s incapable of seeing sammy as someone whose decisions can be respected despite the #fact sam literally SAVED THE WORLD by SACRIFICING HIMSELF. #he just sits around and drinks and tries to become his father and avoid becoming his father in equal amounts #he’s actually awful!! sam goes off to do a case something totally justified (tho sure he could’ve asked) and dean fucking punches him in the #face… and somehow it just Doesn’t feel haha funny because its forceful and it’s serious and this is like the 3rd time he’s done this shit #and it’s also in the same ep where we see sams fraught relationship w john (Bc Duh) which is paralleled to the relationship amy has with her #mom where her mom fucking hits her. like. #dean winchester!!! when i find you!!!!!!!! stop recreating ur trauma!!!!!!!! stop taking shit out on sam :( #he cares sooooooooo deeply and it affects every fucking thing he does that’s why he’s so awful and why he cant cope #But guess what the same can be said about john winchezter the same can be said about a LOT of people. doesn’t excuse anything dean. GET YOUR #SHIT TOGETHER. #i love dean he’s vividly compelling to me. But. :/ #oliver talks #sam winchester #spn

[blitz0hno]

Me pondering: kids are capable of going through and understanding complex problems and their feelings should be taken seriously when it counts.

Me practically: who are all these annoying fucking kids in the milgram fandom and why are they posting the worst takes and most irrelevant bullshit I've ever seen ever???

I think these are valid to coexist.

#haterposting sorry lile kids like amane? #w ACTUAL maturity and intelligence? yes hear them out!! #some 13-year-old posting drivel about “ships” when it's completely irrelevant #or missing the point of very complex plot points bc they are Literally Not The Age Demographic and Actually Dont Understand It? #im SO SORRY i am not gonna b mean to anyone but I WILL HATE THEM FROM AFAR #GO BACK TO BNHA OR DANGANRONPA U ARE ACTUALLY MAKING THE SPACES LOWER QUALITY BY BEING HERE #like obviously it does not matter at all lmao kids will do whatever #i was watching bojack horseman at 13 thinking i was So Smart i don't get to talk #but to be fair i NEVER missed the point as bad as some milgram kiddies in the YouTube side of the fandom #like no “wrong” way to enjoy things but imo they legitimately need to enjoy something else #but literally if your only takeaway from this project is “omg ship cute characters silly” #but you still insist on joining discussion spaces? god please leave #I DON'T HATE MINORS I DON'T DISCRIMINATE i just think the minors who legitimately have nothing to add should shut the fuck up #sorry livechat got me wildin lmaooooo idc that much but like it's a weird contrast #cuz my general genuine feelings for most situations is “yeah listen to kids' perspectives wholeheartedly” #but like ONLINE kids who post about nonsense that has nothing to do with what others are trying to discuss? godddd they legit need to leave #nothing against shipping either long as ur not Gross #(coughbitchesshippingwholeadultawunderagecharacterscough) #but if that's ALL YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT there are way better fandoms for that leave the milgram creators aloooone lmao #minors who actually Think about shit this does not apply to you obviously lol #if ur smart ur smart if you contribute u contribute #but like try to let urself be a kid sometimes too lol

[sillyguymilooooo]

they r gay and kissing guys !! (I hate GAY PEOPLE !!!! /j)

Raaahhhhh lasko and Lonan raaahhhhh

#redacted asmr #redacted lasko #redacted audio #redactedverse #laskos listener #redacted damn #redacted listener #gay men #ah how I love them both #my fav transgenders #bro i love them smmmmm #they r having a silly goofy moment guys #i didn’t know what to draw them wearing so js ignore that 😿🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 #i didn’t wanna draw the fingernails (i rarely do) so ignore the hands too #just look at lasko and his partner sharing a cute moment and appreciate everything else but that #💗💗 #they r literally just T4T trans dudes inlove #and they r both nerdy and feel safe with each other #i feel like they’d both love dnd and when they find that out abt each other they bond over it so fast #and do campaigns together #or something like that #LIKE CREATING CHARACTERS TOGETHER ??? #BROOOOOOO #i could talk abt them aaaaallllllll day broooo #😿😿😿 #i didn’t feel like drawing laskos ear piercings so ignore that please

[madegeeky]

Epic Free Game (til 26 Dec 2023, 10am ct)

Lost in transit while on a colonist ship bound for the edge of the galaxy, you awake decades later only to find yourself in the midst of a deep conspiracy threatening to destroy the colony. Explore the various planets and locations of Halcyon, including the mysterious Gorgon Asteroid and delightful distilleries of Eridanos. As you encounter various factions, all vying for power, the character you decide to become will determine how this player-driven story unfolds. (Includes all dlc.)

(Geeky note: HIGHLY RECOMMENDED. This game isn't for everyone but considering that this is free, you should definitely grab it if you're interested. It's made by the people who did Fallout New Vegas (which was not Bethesda) and it's got a quirky sense of humor. While overall I think it's a great game, I think it's real strength is in the character-work for the npcs.)

#free games roundup #i would die and kill for pavarti #i think an article about her is the only gaming article i've read the comments on #and everyone was just being super cute and kind and no one was being an asshat #this is because you'd have to be a monster to not love parvati #also i cannot recommend enough that you just follow the main quest until you get to parvati #i'm serious that the character work is the best part and so you want an npc *cough*parvati*cough* with you asap #did i literally restart the game at some point specifically to go back and get parvati right away #because i was sad that i'd missed her reaction to some things #of course i did she's awesome and i love her #oh and for anyone wondering about the comparisons between outer worlds and new vegas #outer worlds is not a wide open place to explore #and it's got a very different feeling to the world #(outer worlds has this kind of nihilistic silly humor to it) #also the inevitable comparison to starfield: i like outer worlds a lot better #starfield is big but it's so empty and what is there is the same thing over and over again #outer worlds is smaller but what is there is imo more interesting than 99% of what i saw when i played starfield

[sparkles-rule-4eva]

I love him

#sonic the hedgehog #sonic #sth #sonic appreciation post #idk #i just really love him a lot and maybe consider this a “quiet” preview to the soon coming rant post about all the reasons i adore him #i just #he's so cool #he's so so cool #and he's cute #and he's funny #and silly #and relatable #to me at least #he's one of my legit role models #he helps me stay realistically positive #he almost feels like a friend #he always makes me smile #he helped me fight out of the anxiety issues I've been trapped in for years #literally #and this is the only place i can safely express all this without weird looks and stuff #andjfnsjnfkanfkanfjs IDK OKAY I JUST REALLY LOVE HIM LOL

[pawbeanies]

watching cute fluffy romance animes and immediately being struck with a deep sense of wanting to dig a really deep hole and die in it

#like the fact it is so sweet and so fluffy and u will never experience it makes u want to liek explode u feel me #sasa+miya my fav but also i despise with such a passion bc its so cute and sweet and flfuffy and it makes me want to cry #like im 24 im past my sweet high school romance phase . ive missed out and i can never have it ...... whats the POINTTT #most of the tiem i dont even want s*x i realize i just want someone who understands my silly ass and will give me little kisskiss sometiems #im literally 6 minutes into this stupid anime and its so cute and sweet that its making me want to slam my face into the wall #watching yaoi with my pet isopods alone in my room. im the sexiest boy in the world really #(the most pathetic boy in the world actually ...)