#this french mf

[loupsgarou]

his babygirl tendencies have bewitched me body and soul

#this french mf #blorbos #favorite characters #fandom #txt.

[alexreadssomeshit]

Hamilton on crack: Part 16

(why I'm I doing this? I donno)

Credit to Szin on YouTube for her art!!!

#hercules mulligan #mulligan looks so cute at the end 🥲 #alexander hamilton #laffitte #this french mf #john laurens #make friends and get drunk.... legally

[ahalliance]

rapid fire french rayou strikes again (transcript below the cut)

[Video transcript:

[ENG] Etoiles: I— I’m speedrunning it [Mario Party], but it’s like—

[FR] Etoiles: The next person to bust my balls by saying, ‘he’s going to miss the Ascension [French competitive event happening this Saturday 28/10]’ even though my plane is at six PM, you bunch of morons, it’s not because ZeratoR [Ascension event organiser] said once that I’d miss my plane that I will miss my plane, because what you guys don’t understand is that a plane doesn’t get missed if you arrive three hours in advance, and the last time I missed the plane was because my corresponding flight was one hour and a half [late]!

[ENG] Etoiles: I was just saying to my chat that I love them :)

Tina: Awhhh

Foolish: See, once again I have a feeling maybe that wasn’t—

End Video Transcript.]

#qsmp irl #etoiles #étoiles #foolish gamers #tinakitten #jay rambles #jay clips #27/10/2023 #a taste of one of Etoiles’ epic french tirades (you have not seen half of it) #they’re already incredible in English but dude gets so much more aggressive in French lmfaooo #also wanted to clip this bc foolish’s face is sending me . deer in the headlights looking mf #i feel like if Etoiles ranted at him in French with a similar tone he’d just freeze #also tina was so cute here :] she leaned forwards to try and read chat bc she initially thought he was reading a msg #im so invested in tina and foosh’s french arcs tbh #wish there were a bettee translation for casser les couilles tbh . bc bust my balls is literally accurate but it kinda lacks the pizazz #casser les couilles has . i think im just more partial to french swears in general

[the-blob-mob]

Lucy and her weed smoking boyfriends: an incel doctor, a cowboy, and the eat the rich ;) edition

#its vry funny to me how stereotypically french my steward looks #mfs name should be jean insted of john #dracula daily #re: dracula #dracula #lucy westenra #john seward #quincey morris #arthur holmwood #suitor squad

[fizzy-dizz]

Come get ur old man yaoi ❗

#beauty and the beast #batb #cogsworth #lumiere #lumiworth #>:) #i never noticed just how touchy lumi is with ESPECIALLY him #'OHHH he kisses bc thats how the french say hello' he is the ONLY mf to do it in the entire film #disney #artz

[lynxxpaw]

@chicultstuff absolutely :)

#my pen gave up halfway thru and I wanted to scream #I didn't know whether u wanted eldritch amdusias or follower one so I did both :D #shoutout to Remy the rat mf got tired of french people and left to join the cult #cult of the lamb #cotl amdusias

[prepolyglot]

Body Parts in French

Please note there are NSFW terms in this vocab list.

english | french

body | corps (m.)

head | tête (f.)

face | visage (m.) hair | cheveux (m.pl.) eyebrow | sourcil (m.) (often plural: sourcils) forehead | front (m.) eyes | yeux (m.pl.) (singular: œil (m.)) eyelash | cil (m.) (often plural: cils) nose | nez (m.) nostril | narine (f.) mouth | bouche (f.) lip | lèvre (f.) tooth | dent (f.) (often plural: dents) gum | gencive (f.) (often plural: gencives) tongue | langue (f.) jaw | mâchoire (f.) chin | menton (m.) ear | oreille (f.) cheek | joue (f.) (often plural: joues)

neck | cou (m.)

throat | gorge (f.) Adam's apple | pomme d'Adam (f.) shoulder | épaule (f.)

arm | bras (m.)

armpit | aisselle (f.) forearm | avant-bras (m.) elbow | coude (m.) wrist | poignet (m.) hand | main (f.) knuckle | articulation (du doigt) (f.) (often plural: articulations) finger | doigt (m.) fingernail | ongle (m.) (often plural: ongles) thumb | pouce (m.) pointer/index finger | index (m.) middle finger | majeur (m.) ring finger | annulaire (m.) pinky finger | auriculaire (m.)

torso | torse (m.)

collarbone | clavicule (f.) chest | poitrine (f.) nipple | mamelon (m.) breast | sein (m.) (often plural: seins) belly button/navel | nombril (m.) / ombilic (m.) back | dos (m.) spine | colonne vertébrale (f.) waist | taille (f.)

hip | hanche (f.)

pelvis | pelvis (m.) penis | pénis (m.) testicle | testicule (m.) balls | couilles (f.pl.) vagina | vagin (m.) bladder | vessie (f.) butt | derrière (m.) buttocks | fesses (f.pl.) anus | anus (m.)

leg | jambe (f.)

thigh | cuisse (f.) knee | genou (m.) calf | mollet (m.)

foot | pied (m.)

ankle | cheville (f.) heel | talon (m.) toe | doigt de pied (m.) (plural: doigts de pied) toenail | ongle de pied (m.) (often plural: ongles de pied)

Please let me know if there are any mistakes or better translations!

#french #french vocab #français #langblr #french langblr #polyglot #mf vocab #i tried to make this a bit more extensive #since i have an older vocab list of the same topic which isn't bad per se but there was room for improvement

[mqlaren]

If I was last in the championship, and the team I didn't sign for is now 5th, I deadass would have simply not signed this, bro didn't have to cook himself like that‼️ 🗣🔥🔥🔥💯

#Otmar was really onto sum with the white boy slander yes I see it now #I'm black & brit no love lost to the french but team alpine in this mf #f1 #Alpine

[loupsgarou]

nah, all of YOU want/ wished him dead. i, however, love his complex dramatic self.

#im right and i should say it #lestat de lioncourt #this french mf #tvc #amc interview with the vampire #sam reid #txt.

[bullmotif]

how it feels to not be able to spend 400 hours a day researching history events that are consuming your brain

#i cannot live like this. a few days ago i was at a therapy session and since i havent talked about anything but the french revolution for #around a month she asked me to do an exercise where i had to visualize the sea n shi and i started laughing so hard because i kept thinking #about those french mfs and the more she asked me to focus the more i was thinking about them. the rot consumes #frev #napoleonic era #.

[pommunist]

Thanks a lot for taking the time to translate and update us on what's happening over on twitter <3 your work is important and very appreciated in these stressing times

thank YOU anon for the kind words !! and you’re welcome im glad if i helped spread the words of the french admins and ccs

#doing volunteer translation work at ungodly hours just as the qsmp gods intented #this is so funny too bc i made this blog to talk about fitpac and my fav eggs #how did we get here #what being a french qsmp fan and a leftist does to a mf

[depressedstressedlemonzest]

It's time for their hamburger date!!!

What did she win Gold?? A kiss??

Belles face is so fucking cute. I love this funny suppressed smile of Emilie's.

The lady behind them is SO NOSY.

And fucking granny 😂

His fucking face is like... I do dark magic ONE TIME and jo one lets it go.

And omg the charge for extra pickles just to antagonize him 😂

At first he's like.... maybe if I don't say anything.

Then he remembers he's trying honesty with Belle.

His goofy grin is adorable.

Also HE DOES HAVE THAT FINGER SOOTHING STIM

THE FUCKING LADY BEHIND THEM 😂😂😂😂 SHE'S LIKE NO CHANCE IN HELL SISTER.

And his smiiiiile heeere 🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵

I had to rewind this scene a million times because I was fucking laughing my ass off so much 😂😂😂😂 you fucking DORK.

And belle's face? Yall are a pair of dorks.

You can just FEEL the agitation in gold's demeanor, which fair.

OMFFGGGG

You know the woman who locked you up for 28 years? Yeah this is her.

Oh shit you can see the recognition in his face when he realizes it. That's belle's at risk.

He is

Determined

Not to have cora around belle.

#i took so many pics of this fucking scene #i gotta post my faves next #but i needed all the CONTEXT first #rumbelle #belle x rumple #ouat rumple #rumplestiltskin #ouat belle #belle #belle french #regina mills #evil queen #ouat #once upon a time #the DORK one #rumple dorky mf stiltskin

[evren-sadwrn]

No one else hates him as much as i do

#marquis de gramont #marquis vincent de gramont #vincent de gramont #whoever else says they are is wrong #fuck you i know him better than everyone else #i have written analysis after analysis over him #mf i even started understanding FRENCH without even studying it #get on my level

[frenchfrywrites]

the haters making me think that no one is enjoying the kinktober fics. thats okay, i will keep posting them regardless >:)

#the haters: my vicious evil backstabbing mental illness. #im posting for the 5 ppl and select mutuals who like every post i make. i love you guys so much. #the 5 ppl and few mutuals who like every post are the only reason this blog hasnt been deactivated yet im so mf serious #i know i can rely on at least 5 of yall to support me thru and thru. the lurkers can eat dirt im not kidding #french fry talks

[latte-ella]

Funkadelix but....

This mf ain't even Hispanic yet I gave him all Spanish song names lmao

#friday night funkin #fnf mod #fnf funkadelix #artwork #digital art #original character #fnf boyfriend #fnf girlfriend #willow garcia #digidevil #<- yeah mf i know he's not a digidevil in the drawing #edit: okay so i just realized my error- la danse macabre is a French term so my b #whoops

[prepolyglot]

Making Nouns Plural in French

Most nouns in French are made plural by simply adding a silent -s to the singular form:

la famille -> les familles un élèves -> les élèves

Nouns ending in -s, -x, or -z remain unchanged in its plural form:

le corps -> les corps le prix -> les prix le nez -> les nez

Nouns ending in -eau add -x to the plural form:

le bateau -> les bateaux l'oiseau -> les oiseaux

Nouns ending in -eu add -x to the plural form:

le jeu -> les jeux le lieu -> les lieux

Exception: le pneu -> les pneus

Nouns ending in -al change to -aux in the plural:

l'animal -> les animaux le journal -> les journaux

Exceptions: le bal -> les bals, le festival -> les festivals

Nouns ending in -ou add -x to the plural:

le bijou -> les bijoux le genou -> les genoux

Some nouns are always plural (such as les ciseaux, les gens, les lunettes).

Some nouns are singular but refer to a group of people (le public, tout le monde, le groupe). Singular verbs need to be used for agreement.

In French, last names do not add an -s in the plural unlike in English

Les Renard (The Renards) Les Lescaut (The Lescauts)

Some useful irregular plurals:

l'oeil -> les yeux le travail -> les travaux madame -> mesdames monsieur -> messieurs

Please let me know if there are any mistakes. Information gathered from here.

#french #french grammar #langblr #languages #french langblr #français #mf grammar #my post