#this fake ass bitch

[as-i-watch]

You can't simply ask an autistic man about thier special interest and then walk away

#this fake ass bitch #i dont trust him #dungeon meshi #kabru

[ew-selfish-art]

DpxDc AU - If his parents are going to treat him like a punk, he might as well lean into it. 

Danny is getting seriously worn down by his parents constantly asking him to explain why he’s gone all the time and why his grades have slipped so far. I mean, sure, it took them months to notice, but now that they have, they’re alluding to the fact that he’s turned into some kind of punk and that he’s not taking life as seriously as he should be. This is what makes Danny kind of snap. 

He cuts his hair, gets Sam to pierce his ears in a few places (which sucked but was nice to catch up with her since Team Phantom didn’t get out much anymore), learns how to skateboard and gets Tuck to help him mask his identity on the internet as he begins online protesting the unethical treatment of ghosts. He makes picket signs that he leaves outside of Fentonworks and it takes days before his parents see them because they’re down in the lab. They go back up immediately after his parents take them down, and he begins tagging buildings with protest sayings and art all over amity park.

No matter how they ground him, the Drs Fenton are at a loss as to what to do to control Danny. Jazz says it’s not her place to interfere and is cheering her little brother on for being passionate about a new hobby. 

Danny’s honestly really vibing with the changes. He always understood why Sam wanted control over her own look, but he’s really leaning into the whole shebang. Ember and Johnny13 have never bonded over anything more than they have the punk transformation of their King. He’s really representing them fr fr- she taught him how to play the bass. 

With enough protests about the Anti-Ecto acts, the JL step in and begin their efforts to lobby change within the US government. Constantine is up to date on the new King being from Earth and thinks they might be able to weasel out a non-apocalyptic scenario if they reach out sooner than later. A letter gets sent through the infinite realms (No way in fuck was John going to try and summon a fucking King excuse you Bats)- Danny gets the letter and decides to let them sweat a bit, sending back his own letter that just says “K.” cause he’s learned that adults/authority figures all suck ass until proven otherwise. After a few days, a portal opens up in the middle of their meeting. 

Ghost King Phantom is rolling in on a skateboard, with the Ring of rage dangling from one of his ear piercings and ice crown floating above his head. He’s drinking an off brand smoothie, wearing a leather jacket that has medieval chainmail on it over his now distressed hazmat suit and his boots steel toed.

“...Sup. Y’all want to do something about this whole situation? I’m an all or nothing kind of guy.” Danny greets them. He means that he’s willing to be diligent in his efforts to disbar the Acts. It gets interpreted as him threatening to end the world, ofc, but that’s an issue he has to deal with later. 

“King Phantom we have been working daily to-” 

“Uh huh. Look, didn’t you guys have like a teenage group? I want to work with them, they’ll probably actually help me get shit done while you fuck around with paper work.” 

#the most punk thing you can do is protest #dcxdp #dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dc crossover #dp crossover #danny phantom #dc universe #young justice crossover #danny doesnt want to work with the authorities but is willing to work with YJ #Tim drake gets a new skateboarding buddy #danny's skateboard is kind of cheating tho cause he and it can float #kon is always down to take down a government sponsored org that does unethical research #cassie just wants to fight for him and fix his fashion choices #bart recognizes him from the speedforce and they bond over time being a fake ass bitch #i just wanted the funny visual of danny skateboarding into a meeting on the watchtower

[riliphins]

#why is he sweet in these ? fake ass bitch..<3 #mithrun #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #milsiril

[fc-bayern-clownchen]

martinez said fuck media training I’m gonna say what I want

#he said fuck all of you fake ass bitches #wc 2022 #dibu martinez #argentina nt #world cup #world cup liveblog #fifa world cup 2022

[flumpermergen]

Listen… comparing hoyoverse characters can be a bit annoying but sometimes it’s just too un-fucking-canny to NOT point out

#Genshin impact #genshin childe #childe #honaki star rail #hsr #hsr aventurine #aventurine #hsr spoilers #flump! #don’t let them cook 😭 #fellas is it illegal to manipulate an entire government??? #I was like ‘yeah okay their boss forms and personalities are kinda similar I can get people comparing them’ #and then hoyo gave them both cunty ass guitars and that was too far #lock them up!!! (again) #they both have 52 fake ids and are banned from most public spaces #at least they have an organization to fall back on #kinda? idk neither of them fully like the fatui/IPC #not like either have much of a choice when it comes to leaving lmao #ANYWAY ILL STOP RAMBLING IN THE TAGS teehee #I just love morally grey bitches

[placentafluid]

see now i’m scared to post this one bc what if the ashley leon shippers find me. i don’t want them to. they’re siblings in my very correct opinion.

#re4 #re4 leon #ashley graham #leon s kennedy #leon s kennedy fanart #resident evil #resident evil 4 #fake ass blond ass punk ass bitch #autism posting

[jeysuso]

THIS IS MY SHOW.

#roman reigns #romanreignsedit #wweedit #wwe smackdown #friday night smackdown #mygifs* #jeysuso #wrestling tag #tw: flashing #tw: strobing lights #* #YOU HEARD HIM #YOU CRUSTY DUSTY FAKE ASS BITCH #IT'S HIS SHOW #GET FUCKED. #take your new little bestie and fuck offffffff back to raw where you belong

[sunfortune]

stucky, samsteve or sambucky

the sambucky i invented in my head pre show. you had to be there

#both exes of the same fake ass bitch #won every emmy in my mind palace #ask

[dreamonminecraft]

Crazy for Punz to live in his house when he's convenient and then drop them all when it's convenient 🙄

#FAKE. ASS. BITCHES.

[chaoticneutralsapphic]

imagine getting sniped by regina george in fortnite

we were really deprived of that opportunity

#mean girls #mean girls 2024 #fortnite #fake ass bitches #they’re weak

[f0point5]

Remember how last year we all were saying Christian was the dad who stepped up for Max and appreciated him the way he deserved…

Yeah we were wrong about that, apparently.

#i never saw dad #but I saw admiration and appreciation #apparently he a fake ass bitch #let him buy the team and run it into the ground until it ends up like alpine #that will be his legacy #honestly this is giving first burn by Hamilton #niche reference but like #‘when the time comes explain to your children’ #‘the pain and embarrassment you put their mother through’ #‘when will you learn that they are your legacy’ #i just #max verstappen #red bull racing #f1 #formula 1

[templegate]

Danganronpa antagonists need to be punchable and mockable as much as they need to be threatening and clever

#kokichi ouma #byakuya togami #nagito komaeda #it feels like Byakuya doesn't even belong here lmao hes so normal compared to the other two #his ass did not follow through on the intimidation and evil angle cause he got too attatched #danganronpa #i can make fun of komaeda for being a fake ass bitch whos wrong about everything and no one likes him #i can make fun of Byakuya for being a coward with a superiority complex whos so bad at hiding that he likes people. #and i can make fun of kokichi for being short AND a fakeass bitch

[darlingod]

Cardan and his gang of gremlins in tcp were so sensitive. Like they react so extreme because they think “who are you to mess with us?” But like… they go so overboard, proving how weak and fragile they are

Jude: puts salt in their sandwiches

Their revenge: a very possible death in the lake

#like they just made her angrier and motivated her further plsss backfireddd #like well val is dead bc he fucked with the wrong bitch #Nicasia’s living in misery because Jude won over Cardan #locke’s fake ass dead too #cardan greenbriar #jude duarte #the cruel prince

[beldaroot]

qifrey when beldaruit is in his presence:

qifrey when beldaruit is absent:

#witch hat atelier #wha #qifrey #beldaruit #it's the literal 'bitches be like 'can't stand her fake ass' - 10 minutes later 'me and the bestie!!!'' squidward meme LOOOL #love him or hate him that's literally his dad.....

[binobonobi]

original under cut

#little witch academia #lwa #akko #atsuko #kagari #diana cavendish #diakko #dianakko #? #bitches be like cant stand her fake ass #10 minutes later me and the bestie #meme #has anyone done this yet?

[silverpelt3600]

(Halo 2x4 spoilers)

ALRIGHT NOW, this is a stream of thoughts and was typed as I watched so this is a little incoherent.

- First of all, new intro??!?&??!! His helmet slowly covering his face while he looks at the camera?!!?! THE HALO IN SPACE?!?!!??!

- John tackling the invisible covenant was sick af, and taking him out without armor was even better (I love him he’s so awesome)

- The scene with the woman in the shop is such a good reminder of the time difference between the events of Halo and today. Puts it in perspective tbh. Also her refusal to leave was reminding me so much of the woman in the glassed planet at the start of this season. Harder to leave someone behind when it’s in your own city.

- Okay everything going on just in those like 10 seconds of seeing Cortana again was insane. Like WHAT

- Okay the part where everyone is in the bunker, the Corporal is such a good character to help humanize the situation more, especially when placed next to John. The contrast is crazy. Also “the suits are gone”, um, sorry, excuse me? This has been so stressful without anyone in their armor and now they straight up don’t get it??? Just give me a heart attack and knock me out now. And the “you were right” was SOOO satisfying. HE TOLD YALL SO!

- Watching John’s face during the speech to the marines breaks my heart. Seeing him truly take in the amount of lives in that room, and then when he got called up? Not to speak but just to let them see him??? Whole scene damn near made me cry.

- Lmao Soren “Small business owner” my ass.

- the moment I saw the gas come out from the fuel line disconnecting made my heart drop. Knew exactly what was gonna happen :(

- John fighting the covenant like a badass? GRABBING THE SWORD?? MAKEE???!? VANNAK???!? Forever cursing that they didn’t have their suits >:(

- And then the episode just ends because the writers are mean! What the hell! D:

The amount of liked characters dead at the end of this is hurts my feelings, and I am personally offended. Good episode tho 10/10

#halo #halo tv show #thoughts #john 117 #master chief #i deserve financial compensation #the writers knew what they were doing #the writers are fake ass bitches with no sympathy