#this could be a sitcom tbh

[theloveinc]

Soppy pathetic bkg is always my fave (in relation to ur post about him being devastated without you). But even just generally, especially like when ur first getting together and he's shy and pathetic asf !!!

(referenced post here!)

Okay excuse me while I make a big mess all over this but, SO TRUE...!!! And everyone knows it, too.

Big meanie Bakugo sweating bullets on your first date, trying to hype himself up to pay. Not because he doesn't want to, he really has enough money to go around, but because he's nervous about getting any pushback from you, or getting all flustered when you pull out your card and try to fight him on the bill.

He literally nearly FAINTS when the waiter comes over at the end and you reach for your purse... slamming his money down on the table so hard that everyone in the general vicinity jumps and he goes bright red.

Thank god you only giggle, turning warm yourself as (instead of getting out a credit card) you pull out a tissue to dab sweetly at his forehead.

(He apologizes when he drops you back at home, head down and voice gruff because he doesn't want you to know he's embarrassed, or scare you off with how much he already cares... and you have to be the one to take his hands and lean in for a kiss he thinks about until the next time he sees you and you kiss him AGAIN...)

...Or, or, or when you're with friends who want to get crepes in the park, and he's immediately getting you one without REALIZING THAT MEANS you're gonna share!! Walking over with a big, strawberry banana ice cream mess he's prepared to hand off forever and going absolutely stone still when you take a bite and then ask if he wants any.

The answer is FUCK YES, of course, yes, he'd split any and everything with you, but like... that doesn't mean he knows what to do? Or where to bite so that it's not like you're kissing?? Or how to avoid people from looking and then teasing him???

And he gets so overwhelmed that he just has to stand there holding the dessert til whip cream starts dribbling all over his hands and now you're asking what's wrong and ad;lkdfnkjahdfnadfja RAWWWRRRR he's making the crepe explode and covering it up with the excuse that there was a hair on it and offering to get you another one that you try to share with him too, andandAND—

(His expression: 😐, meanwhile him on the inside: *//screaming fire flames nervous shouting dying crying hell is a place on earth*)

...AND then finally you both get through that awkward stage (though it takes, uh, MONTHS), and now, though he's fine sharing food and fighting with you over the bill, the first time you need to go away for a couple days, he's LOSING his mind (and that's a habit he never manages to kick). Whether it's two days or twenty-two days or twenty-two hundred days.

Sitting next to your suitcase bitching and whining, all mopey when he sees you pack your good underwear and he can't figure out why you'd even need those... or your travel teddy bear and he's suddenly getting so possessive over it like that means you're leaving, YOU'RE LEAVING HIM??????????????

("No, silly. I'll just be a train ride away," you say, trying to pull the little green and blue toy out of his hands to put back in your bag. "And it's only for four days, you've been through much worse."

Bakugo pouts, holding on tighter to the neck of it even though he's hardly ever acknowledged the silly thing before. You tug at it again, then suddenly find yourself being pulled back into the mattress, where Bakugo wraps you up in his arms instead of admitting to the simple fact that he's going to miss you more than he though capable.)

You've never seen him so soppy (yes that is the perfect word for it) and even he, himself, is surprised because this has never happened before AND he realize this must've been how his mother felt every time his father went off to visit his grandparents for the weekend.

YES, BAKUGO IS PATHETIC FOR YOU.

#bakugo #this could be a sitcom tbh #sorry if this is a mess i wanted to do a good job and then got overwhelmed #i hope u dont mind me adding on and that i got the right vibe!!!! #i wasnt able to depict it bc it's funny bc he does this all without changing his personality you know #it all just happens on the inside and YOU CAN TELL #but then he's still cussing out whoever like normal at the same time #lnfaoidsfjaidsjkhfa d #anyway if i did a bad job please shoot me mwah ! #caitie things #gen #anon

[084392]

ngl the idea of future trio having wacky sitcom-esque antics post the timeline getting fixed and things settling down is so amusing. i think they deserve that tbh.

#pmd tag #jswc i Hate most sitcoms tbh.....but future trio literally deserves something a little lighthearted and comical like that i think.... #ofc the antics still have to be in line with like. pmd canon but. i think it would be funny... #also ik theyre like...Different. but im looking at seinfeld memes fsr and i cant stop thinking of dusknoir like. i think he could #pull off a george costanza character. if things were different. somehow. in another world. in another life...

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

why does everything have to be a hecking issue with my sister

#she keeps getting on my case about the Theatre Boy thing which I would just like to hecking leave in the past #she keeps getting on my case bc I wear short shorts and spaghetti strap tank tops AROUND THE HOUSE AS LOUNGE CLOTHES #she's like DO YOU EVEN CARE ABOUT MODESTY and I'm like YOU WALK AROUND IN SHORTS AND A SPORTS BRA ALL THE TIME #(possibly bc I thought I could get away with wearing lounge clothes with a long shawl thing overtop the other day to worship practice #but I did in fact change my trousers after my mama pointed out that it wasn't super modest) #she keeps making comments about how I do inappropriate stuff on my phone bc I... watch one(1) sitcom????? #shows like that are IRREVERENT AS HECK like come on of course I'm not going to be totally open with my kid sister about them #I am an ADULT I can make my own choices about what content I will put up with in media #I can make my own choices about clothing if I think my mom's idea of ''anything more than an inch above the knee #is immodest'' is silly and restrictive for my body shape and comfort level personally #like... why does she have to act so high and mighty around me? she's in MIDDLE SCHOOL and I know I haven't always been the nicest to her #but I'm making the effort. I'm trying to get along with her and what I get is disdain on the daily in return :/ #our mom said it's probably bc she was hoping I wouldn't move back in so she'd have our room to herself and now she's mad #that I'm back bc she has to share a space again and like I KNOW middle school ages SUCK I've BEEN THERE #but still I just. want to get along. but she picks on me and then I get frustrated and then I snap at her and it just doesn't end well #it's a nasty cycle tbh. I'm praying about it. #Lu rambles #personal #delete later

[dorothygale]

today i learned my dad was the manager at a Gay [Redacted Fast Food Chain] in my city in the mid-80s. like you know those places where basically none of the employees are cishet. i mean i've heard about him running that restaurant my whole life but i never knew that part. feeling very 🥺 about it. my dad is straight but he took over from a gay manager who had hired all gay people. so he just inherited all these gay employees having been raised catholic in the 60s and just kinda went... huh. weird. Anyway,

#the sitcom writes itself tbh. there's like 3 different sitcoms i could write about my parents' lives lmao #blabs

[magentagalaxies]

in an unexpected turn of events i'm having to edit down the content in my aubrey monologues so that i can actually fit all four of them in my final performance for my standup class and on the one hand it sucks bc i really love some of the jokes i have to cut but on the other hand someday i'll be able to write more monologues and possibly expand upon this cut material so i can get a whole monologue on a topic that would've just been an aside

#the actual standups in my class who have only ever done a tight five having to stretch their new material to fit the 20 minute final #vs me‚ an extremely extra fag who's used to writing full-length scripts‚ realizing the 3 monologues i've timed already add up to 20 min #and i'm working on a fourth one that works better as an opener than any of the existing pieces so it has to get in #(it'll be short tho i'm making sure of it. it's just like ''here's some material about aubrey's relationship to zir mom!'') #(then immediate segue into the uncle reg bit) #got the catcalling monologue down to 5 minutes and 30 seconds when the first draft was nine minutes #(tbh i'm fine with most of those cuts i think they were mostly filler) #(there's a bit about androgyny that i liked that i cut but tbh it doesn't work as just one paragraph it needs more nuance) #the uncle reg monologue is having the ''dumped at the pride parade'' thing trimmed down which is funny bc that was the original premise #tbh i could probably stretch my toronto pride material ft. uncle reg to a full 20 minutes bc the first stream of consciousness was so long #i wrote it right after i myself got back from toronto pride and tbh i actually wrote it as the outline for a sitcom episode #so the monologue version is very reduced down bc there were so many details that didn't fit in #and i'm realizing the material about the person who dumped aubrey should be its own monologue that i'll do another time #and maybe even add in the rest of the sitcom-style story at some point bc tbh that's some of my favorite aubrey material i've come up with #and the cishetman monologue is getting the intro part about facetime trimmed a bit bc it meanders #and the ''sugar and spice and everything nice'' joke is being cut even tho i like it bc i actually have a ton more material in my notebook #that's just me riffing on how weird those expressions are. and the material isn't polished but i could make it something later #the song isn't being trimmed bc it has a very specific run time and imo is the strongest. so that's my closer #anyway thank you to everyone reading my aubrey updates i'll be sure to post the final 20-minute-special on youtube #and i hope i get to do more monologues soon so i can put the other ideas mentioned here (as well as some i haven't) out into the world

[lunarlegend]

Ignis & Stella playing Stardew Valley on multiplayer and it's just Ignis meticulously planning the farm + Stella unintentionally undoing everything he does

#it could be a sitcom tbh #Stellnis in general could be a sitcom

[zanderbobs]

My inability to enjoy so many US sitcoms needs to be studied. The amount of times I see an 'iconic' sitcom scene reposted on, like, Instagram or whatever and I just cannot fathom how people can watch hours of that on end.

All the dialogue seems to be delivered in the exact same cadence and all the actors seem to have this deadness behind the eyes. I know this is 100% a me problem and that so many people love these shows but I just can't get into it

#tbh this isnt only limited to US sitcoms there are some UK ones and whatnot that suffer from the same thing for me #ik it's a basic bitch choice but i do like the US office because theres a bit more commitment to the characters??? #idk its probably just me not liking some element of some shows and not being able to put my finger on why #it's also a reason i could never get into nickelodeon/disney sitcoms when i was younger

[charlie-pippin-faraday]

I took a look at some of my favorite ships across TV and movies, and I discovered that apparently there is a very specific type of ship that I like, which all feature the same two character molds and have striking similarities with each other:

Character A: Snarky/moody boy with daddy issues

Is emotionally damaged/hardened to the world, but underneath has a heart of gold. Has trouble opening up and trusting people. EVERY one of them had their dad leave them and it fucked them up, which they reacted to in various ways. Probably never thought they'd find someone who loved them. Bonus points if he's the "cool guy" but the cool guy act is actually a complete front. Absolute soft boy on the inside.

Chandler Bing (Friends)

Barney Stinson (HIMYM)

Steven Hyde (That '70s Show)

Eddie Miller (House of Anubis)

Jonathan Byers (Stranger Things)

Character B: Unhinged bossy girl who can kick his ass

Has a VERY strong personality, knows what she wants, often is very loud. She is In Charge and the boy is okay with that. Most of them are independent, some are career-driven, and most are out here girlbossing. All of them have probably been referred to as a bitch and every single one of them is high-strung and at any time is moments away from snapping. I'm fairly certain they've all gotten into some kind of physical alteration at some point. Do not give her a weapon for your own safety.

Monica Geller (Friends)

Robin Scherbatsky (HIMYM)

Jackie Burkhart (That '70s Show)

Patricia Williamson (House of Anubis)

Nancy Wheeler (Stranger Things)

Of course not all these relationships are the same. Some of these are friends to lovers, some are enemies to lovers. Three of them involved secret relationships, three of them are two prongs of a love triangle. They don't all last thanks to terrible writing decisions (imo) and have different journeys. But at their cores, they all feature two fucked up people who find each other, and they all embrace the weirdness and let each others' freak flags fly. The guys challenge, soothe, and understand their girls, and the girls whip the guys into shape (well, most of them do, at least). The girl is the light of the cynical moody guy's life and opened up their hearts (save for Eddie and Patricia who I would argue is the other way around), and the guy is happy to stand back and let the girl give you the what-for.

I could go on and get into the details and cite specific moments of similarities in many of these relationships but I'll leave it there. All this to say I was kinda shocked when I realized there were so many similarities in some of my favorite ships. Evidently I have a type. And tbh I don't know what it says about me and my interests or personal desires that I am apparently drawn to this type of relationship.

#some of these i had to stretch just a little #but in general all these characters fit under the character molds #and these relationships all fall under the same umbrella #tbh katniss and peeta could maybe very loosely fall under this too #but loosely #and this is not just about me and the ships i enjoy #this is also a fun comparison between all these sitcoms and other shows #idk it was fun to lay all these out and pick them apart #mondler #chandler bing #monica geller #swarkles #jackie x hyde #peddie #patricia williamson #eddie miller #house of anubis #jancy #jonathan byers #nancy wheeler #tbh there are maybe a few other things i ship that could possibly fit under this umbrella #but these are the ones i felt fit best #i spent WAY too long putting this together but i had fun #it was also impossible to pick what mondler photo i wanted to include

[circumplural]

can't tell if im not enjoying the shows i have been watching bc new alter or bc when i started watching them it was a bit of a mental breakdown

#on sunday i started rewatching a sitcom that i have fond childhood memories of #and even though i watched like. 10 episodes over the past few days. today im not enjoying it at all #hmm 🤔🤔 #⌞ 📻 c.txt — text posts ⌝ #i was mega depressed sunday through like. tuesday #and still a bit but now i'm functional #could go either way tbh no idea

[time-is-restored]

i have literally nowhere else to put this i apologise for the spam. the absolute best thing to come out of s3 trent is without a doubt the fucking earnestness... like in s1-2 he always came across as a very self-assured kind of guy, who knew how he came off (ie: intimidating) and enjoyed it. but seeing that paired with him being silly + completely relaxing in certain company??? pulling ridiculous faces at vodka + scrunching up his nose when he smiles @ colin + making the most ABSURD 'i really wanna say something right now but i feel like im interrupting' noises ive ever heard in my fucking LIFE??? its like. he is cool as shit and he is self assured AND he can make dumb fucking sherlock holmes jokes and dance ridiculously. its like!!!! he's lame but he's also not bc he's exactly as confident in being lame as he is being cool. do u see the vision. he has killed the part of him that cringes!!!! its just.. that unshakeable self confidence that u see in his fucking swaggers into frame includes all of himself + his different moods and eccentricities and that's just so based to me idk. unironically live ur best life wear the loudest combination of prints and patterns and primary colours uve ever seen in ur life while espousing the virtues of extended museum hours!!! contain multitudes! get silly with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#ted lasso spoilers #combined with james lance's hc abt trent's past its just. like!! #the growth from 'i can't be what you want me to be so im going to be Better than them + tear them down' #-> 'i know my reputation so im going to lean into that + be ruthless + intimidating' -> #'actually fuck this? fuck this! im just gonna be me and if anyone has a problem w then L To Them I'm Actually Living' #also this is just my hcs at this point but like. i do think ted helped a lot w the latter part of this process in so much as. ted embodied #someone who was Visibly weak + vulnerable and had no armour/no sense of self preservation #(the opposite of trent's persona) and made no effort to change anything abt himself to prevent attack. obviously ted has a lot of social + #class advantages that make that less risky for him than it would be for others but like. u get the drift #and i THINK. seeing how without that armour/facade ted was able to be rlly direct + earnest w connecting w ppl #like asking an interviewer 'what do u love?' and rlly genuinely wanting to know the answer #and bc TRENT was specifically in the position of 'i could fucking destroy u rn and u wouldn't put up a fight' #that kind of. shifted his perspective a bit? like. damn what would that say abt me if i wrote a hit piece on this guy rn #i disagree VERY strongly w the idea that trent's more positive character development moments happened ONLY bc of ted (i don't think that's #true for anyone in the show tbh) BUT i think ted's presence at a pivotal point in his life was what helped him confront the fact that #at this stage in his life all his intellectual armour was doing was making him into someone Mean rather than just incisive #like. 'is this a fucking joke' is not cutting journalism. u get me?? #and arguably that's a fine and even safe choice to make when ur younger and have no support/reputation backing u up #but after decades? its like man wtf are we doign here if were literally just living preventatively #smth smth i hope i am not just a tumblr blog to u but a blog who is inventing the brain chemistry of a sitcom side character #w each new episode they watch. trent crimm is my best friend irl i know he would have scorching hot takes abt each new season of survivor #and would earnestly heckle the jury and final 3 alike

[iii-days-grace]

not actually sure, i do think he gets vamped at some point in his story. atm i think he's human, but still ~special in some way.

still have coffee and Beverages on the brain (which vampires can also enjoy because it's from a living plant). coffee is irl magic for everyone though, ha.

the gift shop and auxiliary services are run by little old ladies and helpful odd folk from the community, like in real life. they too are more likely to be strange and magical, so the cafe is run by like, coffee witches:P

not all witches are vampires, but undead medical arts and witchcraft are both herbal heavy so they overlap a lot, haha. vampires are nocturnal by nature but they're also just caffeine addicts.

jim's connection to the undead and magical world is probably somewhere through here. that stuff is probably not a huuuge secret, but most of the story is from the undead perspective anyway so this is a human-eye view (initially, at least).

though either way he could always be a witch for Halloween with the geck as his familiar!

@ims0vain

#original post #nurse jimmy #not everyone has to be a vampire tbh he could be a [mortal] witch and that's his journey #with the thing about him being good at baking? just a thought #i'm enchanted by the retro looks in the Sacred Heart hospital cafe in scrubs #oh and i don't anticipate a lot of supernatural or undead patients but that's like a different thing that's still fun to think about though #as in most hospital dramas the focus is on the staff and the patients are more like plot devices #sure! jimothy root is a baking witch #who works as a pediatrics nurse in a hospital sitcom. #mediverse #camp maggot

[superangsty]

my toxic trait is that every now and then i get fixated on the idea that if only literally everything about it had been different then the big bang theory couldve been It

#yes i think this show is past saving yes i think i could fix it #me about all sitcoms tbh. dont worry i wont try rewrite this one #tbbt

[cognitosclowns]

What part do you think Robotus will play in Part 2? He better be fucking ok.

If Rand so much as look in his direction I'm gonna start SWINGING

tbh there's a lot of options??

there's definitely a,, Redemption Arc going on, what with him helping The Gang out in eps 2, 4, 10.

so tbh!! I'm hoping he gets a Big Moral Decision!!

Like he gets the chance to destroy the world and he ends up not taking it bc,, he's gotten attached to humans??? OUGHE <333333

I KNOW they aren't gonna want to speedrun his arc, it's probably gonna be a while until he's Reformed but UGHHHH

<333 THE CLIMAX TO HIS ARC IS GONNA DO THINGS TO MY BRAIN CHEMISTRY I JUST KNOW IT.

OVERALL I think he's gonna be,, mostly intel for the group??

Previously he was constantly looking through security logs + cams so I could definitely see him,,,,, doing some subterfuge to help The Gang undermine Rand!!

In terms of misc stuff? like vague Silly Hopes I Have??? Silly Goofery?

Something homosexual in me Requires an IHNMAIMS reference. Even if it's just a microcosm, like him taking over the Cognito Inc Building and trapping everyone inside.

I don't know why I don't know where I just need this man to have his A.M Hate Monologue Moment. It would either fix him or make him worse.

Brett giving him a nickname. He'll hate it at first and slowly warm up to it,,, and I will burst into tears

overall just. Gang interactions with AB <333333 please it will fix me.

I NEED him and Robo-Reagan to meet

Two Infinitely Intelligent Robots with massive egos teaming up with the goal of taking over the world? oh BABY these two are gonna be at eachothers throat in 5 minutes and it will be everything.

*GRIPS THE WRITERS* LET HIM SEE THE SUN

please I know I talk about this all the time but. He Has Never Seen The Sun Please Let Him See The Sun With His Own Two Eyes Please Please Please Ple

Another thing I've been thinking about is how. Reagan's lab is shown to have a SHIT ton of A.B parts in ep one, all behind glass containers. Enough to make,,,,,, several more of him,,,,

..... LISTEN Rand is absolutely petty enough to. make his Own A.B as like,, a personal enforcer around Cognito. He's absolutely the kind of shitweasel to steal his Daughter's work for his own benefit

TLDR I miss my wife Part 2 cannot come soon enough

#i also remember smb made a post that was like 'Alpha-Beta needs to kidnap Matt Leblanc next season' AND THATS SO FUNNY TO ME THAT. YEAH. #also. give him a breakdown i want it i want it i want it so bad #this kinda falls into the Monologue Moment smdnsmd but. i think it would be very fantastic to see him Unwell. #also. tbh i cant see him teaming with Rand. MSNDMSD he already hates humanity and Rand is like #the SHITTIEST human lmao #i also want a friendship btwn him and gigi. idk it feels like theres a Throughline btwn them #gigi being in charge of media and AB being. Pretty Fucked Up by the internet. #IDK i want them to be the two Responsible Adults who look at the gang from the sidelines like 'dear fuck how have they survived this long' #ALSO place your bets for when part 2 is gonna release #i also really love how IJ gave us both. an Evil Man and an '''Evil Man'''' #MSNDMS like. Rand is properly evil and irredeemable. #but AB is just. like one of those small dogs who think they could kick your ass but actuall just nip at your ankles a bit #MSNDMSD like. he's all Monologues and Shouting but also. absolutely normal. like the most Dude ever. just some guy. #he watches sitcoms and laughs at his own dad jokes hes so nothing MSNDSMDNS AND I LOVE THAT I LOVE THEY GAVE US AN EVIL CHARACTER WHO #IS TRULY JUST SO AVERAGE #inside job #sfw #alpha-beta #robotus alpha-beta #<33333333333333333 mwamwamwamwmamwamwmamwmamwmamwamwmamwma

[faillen]

.

#a was like your life today was a sitcom episode and it really was cause the a plot was the whole [redacted] scare #and the b plot was the 'let's take a step back' moment and they tied in together really well narratively and from a character perspective #i reacted to the b plot with the utmost level of chill but am not being distinctly unchill not cause i'm sad we're taking a step back #but because i really want them to want to still be friends with me #so that's also a fun little tidbit thing that will have emotional ramifications for sure #anyway i kinda stress cooked for four hours and my whole fridge is filled with food #i'm going to be having chicken toretellini and kale soup for literal days #and i literally made two different kinds of sides AND chicken AND roasted potatoes for the protein bowls i'll also be eating for days #my produce drawer is empty of anything except for a single bunch of green onions and half a white onion #i am drinking blueberry stella rosa on a sunday night and trying to pretend that i'm not having a moment about this but i definitely am #and i'm super annoyed about it #why can't my dreams of n propositioning me into throuple bliss w her and her husband come true cause then i would have NONE of these issues #i should also note that i literally stood up to my LAST WEEKEND about me dating queer people and having queer relationships #and that i really need her to start fucking Dealing with it instead of pretending it isn't happening #alls to say that a is probably onto something i /could/ dramatize my life into a fun little queer coming of age sitcom #and tbh maybe i should start anonymously blogging about it #what i should actually do is pull out my journal and actually fucking journal #and also take these contacts out and put on my goddamn glasses #if you got all the way down here i'm so sorry lmao

[yardsards]

wait YOU'RE HOT

also i have that same black chain choker but it's broken

aw, thanks!

also. okay. funny story about this choker: i got it at fucking *claires*

#there was a buy one get one sale and i needed to get myself a pair of earrings #bc i was trying to reopen my piercings which hadn't completely closed but were partially closed bc i hadnt worn earrings in years #bc my metal allergy got so bad i couldn't wear even gold or silver earrings anymore #but i ordered some plastic earrings because i found out those existed and was like yooo #but the posts for plastic earrings are thicker than normal earring posts #so i had to stretch open my piercings by putting normal earrings in for a bit before i could start wearing the thicker plastic ones #tho i could only wear those metal earrings for like a half hour at a time before the allergies kicked in #but after a week or so i could wear those nice plastic earrings and have been doing so ever since w no issue #i can wear metal jewelry a few hours if it's just a necklace or bracelet before it gets itchy so that's good #i wanna get more necklaces tbh and maybe a few bracelets #eliot posts #also sidenote my feelings abt being called 'hot' fluctuate but lately they've been positive so i appreciate the compliment #always hate bein called sexy tho. makes me fuckin grimace. #enjoy being called handsome quite a bit. i like being called beautiful or pretty generally only if it's in a prettyboy way #sidenote sidenote: i almost typed 'aw shucks' instead of 'aw thanks' like i got posessed by a child character from a 40s sitcom #sidenote sidenote sidenote: i read that first line to the tone of ''oh no! he's hot!'' from spongebob

[lexirosewrites]

How do you feel about litter pregnancies in the omegaverse? Like for the Steve/CC example, what if he could bond with all of them but also get pregnant by each at the same time and have a litter like cats do with different fathers? The potential angst and protectiveness of his alphas would be top tier😩

OH YES. I love the whole concept. I think as long as Steve was *ahem* inseminated within a short period of time by multiple alphas, he could absolutely carry an entire Corroded litter of pups.

Also I like the idea that one of the babies is kicking Steve and they'd all gang up on one person like, "Must be Eddie's kid being a jackass," and Eddie having to defend himself for how he accidentally kicks all of them in the nest at night. It would be like a fucking sitcom tbh.

#slick Sunday #omega steve harrington #steve harrington x corroded coffin #corroded king #omegaverse #a/b/o #my asks #anon asks #mpreg #cw mpreg #tw mpreg