#theyre babies ur honor!!!!!!

[mishacakes]

hello! what are sof's and hiro's powers, plus weapons of choice?

hello!

Sof uses twin throwing axes (ono) that she can throw and teleport back to her hand with object teleportation. It’s easier with objects she’s familiar with, but if she pushes herself and REAAALLLY WANTS SOMETHING she can poof it to her. She isn’t able to shapeshift with her body, but eventually a power upgrade she’ll get is the ability to shift her axes into ONE BIG HONKIN’ AXE!!!!

Hiro uses a bow and arrows (yumi/hankyu and ya) for long range, and a short sword (tanto) for defense. He inherits his mother’s shapeshifting abilities, but while she’s completely a cat he takes on a more reptile/lizard like appearance.

#tomiko #future au #theyre babies ur honor!!!!!!

[androgymess]

overworked doe eyed transmasc corpo and a genderfuck menace malak and syd respectively

#cyberpunk 2077 #cyberpunk oc #male v #nonbinary v #theyre my babies ur honor #art #fanart

[rainofthetwilight]

I love jenna and ethan so much! is there perhaps a drawing that has them with jay and nya?

JDJAIWHDJS THANK YOU IM SO HAPPY YOU LOVE THEM!!!! yes indeed there is!!! here's a drawing i made a while ago based on an idea from my friend, beach day with the fam :DDD

#ninjago #ninjago au #ninjago oc #early family au #oc: jenna walker #oc: ethan walker #levi's art #my art #levi's asks #ty for the ask! #theyre babies your honor <33 #i plan to draw them all together more #(kai's taking their picture btw) #ninjago jay #ninjago nya #fankids #tumblr quality is poo poo #if ur wondering jenna's 5 here and ethan's 4-5 months old!

[craig-ularjoe]

Cursed with the drawing gay transgenders gene

#stardustcrusaders #jojosbizarreadventure #sdc #jotaro #kakyoin #noriakikakyoin #noriaki #theyre gay and in love ur honor #autism win! #sorry i can't cave to fanon kakyoin i can't #he is NOT a gay little twink he fed shit to a baby #jotaro however is sooo baby girl she/they coded

[prentissology]

gwen stacy and kate bishop would be friends in the unconventional way that literally NOBODY understands the grounds of their friendship except them (everybody thinks gwen’s personality clashes with kate’s, turns out they both give the society and clint a headache every time they somehow meet up)

#its late im worried about taylor swift tickets what else do i do other than post abt my babies #atsv #across the spiderverse #spiderverse #gwen stacy #kate bishop #marvel #kate teaches gwen how to do archery gwen does not believe at All kate is above 21 #theyre best friends ur honor!

[mushtoons]

turtles... my sons... get the adoption papers they are mine now

deadass gonna fight u for custody /lh

the first second we heard their voices we were all collectively like

#those are babies ur honor #our sons #theyre the kids that get scammed on Roblox and buy fortnite battle passes and we'd spend every dollor to our name buying them whatever #we love them we're so attached and we dont even know them yet #its going to be the Best move ever #wood wide web

[bucket-of-amethyst]

TUMBLR STOP PUTTING "O NOO THE NEW VEX IS SO UGLY" POSTS ON MY BASED ON YOUR LIKES CHALLENGE!! I THINK HE IS JUST A CUTE LIL LAD!!!!!!

#:( #theyre baby boy baby ur honor :( #bucket of ramble

[princess-candyboy]

@kimetsu-no-yaiba-writings demons have the squishiest faces

#theyre all baby faced ur honor

[cherry-bomb-ships]

Ok I was gonna make a post talking about how there's these lil robot enemies in Crash 2 and how they were 100% definitely created by R. Marie, but then I looked up their name on the wiki and

A Sparky Tentaclebot Unit 🥺💖🥺💖🥺💖🥺💖🥺💖

#THEYRE MY BABIES UR HONOR 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖 SPARKY TENTACLEBOT UNIT MY BELOVED #not even kidding i love these lil guys so yes i'm making it canon that r marie made these hehehehe 💖💖💖💖💖💖 #and also theyre named Fred in the game's coding so YES. THATS GONNA BE PART OF IT TOO 💖💖💖💖💖 #maybe the first one she ever built she named fred hehehe 💖💖💖💖💖 #ruby rambles #🍒🧠: evil does it better #💜: the man of my schemes #🥭🧠.fndm

[sallymew4]

ok but this is literally Vanny with Circus Baby ????? i know it’s not just me thinking this. ALSO i knoowww i said i kinda only ship TOR characters in like ideas and less actual shipping, but i really do love the gfs. theyre so sweet and in love and i <3333

PS !!!!!!! i only ship these two characters in The Oddities Roleplay canon. outside of that, in the actual FNAF canon, it would be pretty gross, considering one is a literal dead child ahaha

#the oddities roleplay #tor #tor vanny #tor circus baby #theyre girlfriends ur honor

[mishacakes]

have you ever doodled sof and hiro grown up?

teenage mutant ninja chimeras

#tomiko #ur honor theyre babies!!! #half turtle half human half cat THATS THREE HALVES YOU SON OF A BITCH

[thecaptaindouchebag]

i think it's about time we stop portraying sharks as murderous hunting machines and start understanding their brains are full of elevator music

#mine #theyre dumb babies ur honor

[feitan-22]

i got vol.1 of Haikyuu!! because i saw it, and omg the pure nostalgia i got was powerful

#personal #my babies....as babies.....so cute and sweet #hinata telling kageyama that if kageyama sets for him he will be there!!! CHILLS #theyre soulmates ur honor

[wehaveagathering]

list of flyers that need to be on the 24-25 team or i will be going after john tortorella and i will not stop until i Get Him

travis konecny. this man is philadelphia incarnate. he is holy. he is seeing the gates of heaven. there is no one like him in the known universe and then some. TEE KAY.

garnet hathaway. pretty sure this man is on a two year contract so we should be good but i dont care i love him and he knows what bisexual erasure is and hes so smart and he likes pesto and burrata and indie music and he’s so much fun to watch and he’s my emotional support fourth liner and he is such a flyer at heart and the city loves him ok ok ok

morgan frost. i am being so serious he is so good at hockey. i might go after john tortorella anyway for benching him so often. morgan please come back next year just goated just absolute crazy sloppy style and go completely insane on the ice. that’s my playmaker

joel farabee. i know. i KNOW he didnt have the best season. but he’s beezer. he’s a leader and a mentor and a friend and an older brother and he CARES SO MUCH and he scores joals! sometimes!! that should be enough, john.

bobby brink and tyson foerster. BONDED PAIR DO NOT SEPARATE. do u understand me. they were rookies together and theyre gonna retire together. john tortorella i know you’re keeping foerster around. if you do not keep thee bobby orr brink on your team we are having WORDS

SCOTT LAUGHTON. SCOTT. LAUGHTON. john tortorella if scott laughton is not on this team come october 10, 2024 i am marching my ass to vorhees and we are having words

egor zamula. i love him ur honor. that’s my baby russian and i think he’s wonderful. no i dont care about his stats

flyers we don’t have to worry about:

owen tippett. eight years

ivan fedotov. after all of that?? NO WAY. one year contract for 800k. sign it tomorrow daniel

cam york. LMAO there is no way that man is leaving after this season

ersson who signed a contract extension last year 🥰

ryan poehling

NICK SEELER!!

jamie motherfucking DRYSDALE. those fuckers are invested in his success now

flyers i want GONE

marc jacob staal

cam atkinson. sorey bud

our powerplay coach

local cryptid ryan ellis

#flyers

[djeeth]

hi hilda fandom!! here is what i drew for @waddles-ex-machina's birthday 🥰 based on her adorable sketchbook baby au and our dumbass joke about kaisa being the daughter of imodna cr (the 2 characters in this pic u probably dont recognize dshjhfh)

i also made a ts4 family based on this au, theyre below if you wanna see them

mattie is missing bc she hasnt been born yet :') johanna is currently busy being a werewolf and dealing with her rebellious werewolf daughter, and kaisa is raising money for her and johanna's wedding (theyre engaged!!) by being an independent writer!!! excuse the mismatched colors of their outfits, this is the best i could do with what ts4 offered me 😔

bonus pics from when kaisa was a fighty lil kid but her mum always knew how to calm her and make her feel better :') i love them ur honor

#hilda the series #hilda sketchbook #sketchbook ship #here pls enjoy a version of bex's header where mattie doesnt get mike wazowski'd #i love how blurry sim hildas body is lmao girl u good #shout out to bex for making me have feelings for chars whose show ive never watched #by making them family of my faves.. genius

[autisticlancemcclain]

fic rec friday 14

welcome the the fourteenth fic rec friday! where, on friday, i rec five of my favourite fics.

1. tell me again, do you love me? by @hiuythn

If it were anybody else, Lance would think they’re messing with him for fun.

But Keith is Keith, straight-forward and guileless. If he’s touching Lance more, it’s only because he’s gotten more comfortable. And on one hand, that’s great, that’s—Lance feels very honored. His heart is doing backflips and aerial stunts and everything. On the other, this is really not helping with his raging crush.

His breaking point turns out to be when Keith, exhausted after a day of subspace meetings, drops his head onto Lance’s shoulder and sighs.

It’s a sigh that says, now I’m comfortable, that admits, I’m recharging, that practically screams, you help.

Hands in his pockets, he lets Lance bear his weight as if he trusts Lance to handle it. Great. That’s just—how dare he. How dare he be so vulnerable with Lance? Who does that?

It’s so enraging that Lance just blurts out, “I’m going to need you to stop doing this before I fall in love with you even more, asshole.”

Keith freezes. - Or, five times Lance acknowledges his feelings for Keith and one time Keith reciprocates.

okay hiuythn is literally one of if not my favourite klance artist to ever cross this fandom. she is, as she has titled herself, the total queen of best friends to lovers. she nails it every time. this fic in particular is somehow exactly what the description says and also not what you expect. i have read this fic dozens of times, i read it every time i really want to smile with my whole heart. this fic is cute and sweet and funny and GOD i love it

2. ‘CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING by @hiuythn

“It is a blessing,” the high priest warbles. God, he’s so old that Lance is afraid he’ll just expire on the spot. “From our God of Celibacy, to aid you in your fight to keep your bodies free of worldly taint.”

“Okay,” says Lance. “Only we didn’t ask for it. We asked for your planet’s support in a war.”

Beside him, Keith is staring at his bare hand, expression stormy.

Earlier, he had placed it on Lance’s exposed wrist and something like an electric shock had ripped through them at the touch.

“You should’ve told us that participating in your religious ceremony would do this to us,” he says now, a growl under his words.

The high priest falters in his tracks, confused by their lack of gratitude.

Yeah, fuck you, man. Don’t go around giving people spiritual STDs.

yall are gonna get a lot of hiuythn today. and ur gonna like it. bc yet another thing she nails is the black paladin keith red paladin lance dynamic!! theyre so stupid and codependent. i love them. this whole fic is just the funniest premise alive, and no fic makes me laugh like a hiuythn fic. oh and also quick warning that this fic IS explicit, but i encourage u to give it a try even if thats not ur thing bc i guarantee you will be laughing

3. baby sweetheart darling love by @hiuythn

Keith gives Lance a nickname. Lance mistakenly assumes that it’s an insult.

god i love this one. the idea of keith being so whipped that he doesn’t even realise that hes slipping out the fondest nickname in the world every time he speaks...god. i love him. hes so dorky and soft i adore them liek actually

4. skin hunger by @hiuythn

Keith is touch-starved to the point of stupidity. Lance helps. Lance tries to help. Lance tries.

the description alone should have yall clicking the fic fr. its so cute, and yet again the best friends to lovers and black paladin keith/red paladin lance has been completely nailed like i cannot get enough. i would gobble up a thousand fics every single day by her honestly

5. i killed sendak for this by @hiuythn

“I’m married?” Keith blinks. “I’m married to you?”

i actually read this one years ago, before any of the other fics came out for me to obsess over, and i loved it then too!! so sweet and dorky and funny. also flustered down bad keith and flirty suave lance is always a peak dynamic actually

that’s it for today!! i’ll see y’all back next friday for the next fic rec post!!!  

#this one is almost 100& klance lol #and i pulled another 'all one author' thing again sorry #im annoying #anyways. #vld #voltron #lance #lance mcclain #keith #keith kogane #klance #friends to lovers #team as family #fluff and humour #fic rec #fic rec friday #longpost