You dating a new dude and things are going well.. yall haven't slept together yet. Tanite is da nite! You get waxed, light candles, making it real nice. He gets there and yall start off with dinner. Yall move to the bedroom but he wants to get himself right. You wait in da bedroom and he taking a while, then he comes to the door dressed like Blade.. tells you he can only do it in his Blade costume.. wyd?
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fic rec friday 14
welcome the the fourteenth fic rec friday! where, on friday, i rec five of my favourite fics.
1. tell me again, do you love me? by @hiuythn
If it were anybody else, Lance would think they’re messing with him for fun.
But Keith is Keith, straight-forward and guileless. If he’s touching Lance more, it’s only because he’s gotten more comfortable. And on one hand, that’s great, that’s—Lance feels very honored. His heart is doing backflips and aerial stunts and everything. On the other, this is really not helping with his raging crush.
His breaking point turns out to be when Keith, exhausted after a day of subspace meetings, drops his head onto Lance’s shoulder and sighs.
It’s a sigh that says, now I’m comfortable, that admits, I’m recharging, that practically screams, you help.
Hands in his pockets, he lets Lance bear his weight as if he trusts Lance to handle it. Great. That’s just—how dare he. How dare he be so vulnerable with Lance? Who does that?
It’s so enraging that Lance just blurts out, “I’m going to need you to stop doing this before I fall in love with you even more, asshole.”
Keith freezes.
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Or, five times Lance acknowledges his feelings for Keith and one time Keith reciprocates.
okay hiuythn is literally one of if not my favourite klance artist to ever cross this fandom. she is, as she has titled herself, the total queen of best friends to lovers. she nails it every time. this fic in particular is somehow exactly what the description says and also not what you expect. i have read this fic dozens of times, i read it every time i really want to smile with my whole heart. this fic is cute and sweet and funny and GOD i love it
2. ‘CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING by @hiuythn
“It is a blessing,” the high priest warbles. God, he’s so old that Lance is afraid he’ll just expire on the spot. “From our God of Celibacy, to aid you in your fight to keep your bodies free of worldly taint.”
“Okay,” says Lance. “Only we didn’t ask for it. We asked for your planet’s support in a war.”
Beside him, Keith is staring at his bare hand, expression stormy.
Earlier, he had placed it on Lance’s exposed wrist and something like an electric shock had ripped through them at the touch.
“You should’ve told us that participating in your religious ceremony would do this to us,” he says now, a growl under his words.
The high priest falters in his tracks, confused by their lack of gratitude.
Yeah, fuck you, man. Don’t go around giving people spiritual STDs.
yall are gonna get a lot of hiuythn today. and ur gonna like it. bc yet another thing she nails is the black paladin keith red paladin lance dynamic!! theyre so stupid and codependent. i love them. this whole fic is just the funniest premise alive, and no fic makes me laugh like a hiuythn fic. oh and also quick warning that this fic IS explicit, but i encourage u to give it a try even if thats not ur thing bc i guarantee you will be laughing
3. baby sweetheart darling love by @hiuythn
Keith gives Lance a nickname. Lance mistakenly assumes that it’s an insult.
god i love this one. the idea of keith being so whipped that he doesn’t even realise that hes slipping out the fondest nickname in the world every time he speaks...god. i love him. hes so dorky and soft i adore them liek actually
4. skin hunger by @hiuythn
Keith is touch-starved to the point of stupidity. Lance helps. Lance tries to help. Lance tries.
the description alone should have yall clicking the fic fr. its so cute, and yet again the best friends to lovers and black paladin keith/red paladin lance has been completely nailed like i cannot get enough. i would gobble up a thousand fics every single day by her honestly
5. i killed sendak for this by @hiuythn
“I’m married?” Keith blinks. “I’m married to you?”
i actually read this one years ago, before any of the other fics came out for me to obsess over, and i loved it then too!! so sweet and dorky and funny. also flustered down bad keith and flirty suave lance is always a peak dynamic actually
that’s it for today!! i’ll see y’all back next friday for the next fic rec post!!!
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personally i dont like during relationship jealousy its just soo boring and annoying, give me pre relationship jealous and add some denial of/obliviousness to feelings, i want to see them ripping their hair out on why A just called C cute, i want to see A rolling their eyes and scoffing at B being flirted with or flirting with someone and i want them to not even know why.
mid-relationship jealousy is just overdone, maybe it can be done well but i dont think ive ever seen it.. its always C comes in and flirts with B and A is all like "grr i dont like that theyre mine." and sticks their tongue down B's throat or ass.
this probably comes from my dislike of miscommunication tropes, it just bothers me and its like omfg... honestly mid-relationship jealousy needs to take a backseat and pre-relationship jealousy needs a spotlight.
one fic i read ageeesss ago cant even remember much but one thing that stuck with me was this moment where A came out about something that happened with him and another character (not good) and his B gets so pissed at it and just leaves ? like he doesnt talk to A for about a week and i remember thinking
he would not fucking do that
it was such a bad handling of the moment, why would he be jealous over such a thing? if anything hed be WORRIED about A, hoping that A was fine after that and nothing had happened to him.
in short, i dont like the jealousy trope unless it's pre-relationship jealousy and yes of course this is targeted towards sanzo and reguri because when isnt it?
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A little pet peeve of mine is when movies cast an actor who isn't a blonde and they dye their hair blonde but they also dye their eyebrows blonde to the point it doesn't look like they even have eyebrows. Hollywood does realize that people who are blonde have brown like dark eyebrows, I know people who aren't dirty blonde like me can have really light eyebrows but it isn't to the point where it doesn't look like they have eyebrows.
HOLLYWOOD BLONDE PEOPLE HAVE EYEBROWS
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