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avidread3r · 10 months
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Miguel: *sigh*
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Miguel:*SIGHHH*
y/n: and why are we sighing?
Miguel: beCAUSE gwen and her little friend group said something about going somewhere and haven't returned.
y/n: maybe that's because they went somewhere and are still there? they're kids, they're just hanging out doing kid stuff.
Miguel: it's been four hours. FOUR HOURS!
y/n: I take just as long when I'm out. why are you so worried? they're fine.
Miguel: how are you not worried?
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Miguel: you've been stalking them haven't you?
Y/n: it's not stalking! I'm just keeping an eye on them and their location...and what they're doing.
Miguel: that's called stalking.
Y/n: it's called being a concerned parent Miguel!
Meanwhile the kids:
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breezy-cheezy · 7 months
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WHUMPTOBER Day 1:
“But now this room is spinning while I’m trying just to fill in all the gaps.”
OR: “How many fingers am I holding up?”
Hellooooo Arknights peeps have some Silverash siblings (watched friends in the discord cook up a funny scenario where Enciodes just. Tries so hard to get to his sister's birthday party. He has not slept in 3 days. There have been 2 assassination attempts. He has fallen off a cliff. He has like 3 concussions somehow. He Will Get To This Party. For political relations of course.)
I feel this goes without saying buuuut just in case:
Please don't tag with ship tags thank you!!
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boiboiperson · 7 months
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I'm not bothered to do anymore inktober stuff and I dont really have time for big drawings so here's this thing instead
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theflavorpurple · 22 days
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"And I am the idiot with the painted face
In the corner, taking up space
But when he walks in, I am loved, I am loved
Me and my husband
We're doing better
It's always been just him and me
Together"
🧡❤️
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rekindling my Starrod au 😋
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bea-the-ao3er · 4 months
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Akuatagawa, trying to flirt with Atsushi: you're extremely pulchritudinous, you know.
Atsushi: I'm sorry I don't speak victorian
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avens-radiance · 14 days
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Arlecchino : Hey, about that love letter you sent me-
Y/n: *blushes* What are your thoughts?
Arlecchino : The fourth sentence-
Y/n: Yeah, that’s where I got really emotional and I-
Arlecchino : It’s “you’re” not “your”.
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tag-if · 3 months
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How would the RO's react to MC biting them out of nowhere (affectionately)?
LOL ah, of course, the universal neurodivergent sign of affection
A. Bellefleur; confused at first, assumes they've done something to upset you. once you explain they chuckled fondly and lightly bite your shoulder in return ("I want to tell you that I love you in every language," they explain matter-of-factly)
K. Valiev; they barely flinch, smiling confusedly at you. once you explain they nod in understanding, you notice that they aren't wearing their heavy armour around you if they can possibly help it (they wear their light armour, the material softer on your mouth and teeth)
A. Caras; they grumble at you, asking what the hell that was for. once you explain, you find that they start doing the same to you every so often, their teeth grazing your shoulder or arm before they go back to whatever they were doing
T. Bellefleur; laughs, asking you what you think you're doing. once you explain, they laugh delightedly, pressing a light kiss to your cheek ("in that case, firecracker, you can bite me whenever you want," they grin proudly, overjoyed at your alternate method of affection)
M. Serrel; they gently flick your nose, asking you why you'd bite them. once you explain, they press a purposely loud kiss to your lips ('mwah' sound and all) and coo how cute you are for that, you find they do it every now and again with a giggle before going back to whatever they were doing
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longitudinalspacecat · 2 months
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So today's amphibuary prompt was "leap". For this I though about both time in the context of it being a leap year, as well as the impressive feats that dancers such as those who practice ballet are able to express.
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artbylaven · 7 months
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Rise September day 29: Homecoming Parade
When April asked Donnie to help fix up her car for her schools homecoming parade, she really didn't expect him to bring back a completely different looking car (although by now, she really isn't surprised)...
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i-write-whump · 10 months
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When the whumpee is sick, and the caretaker only kind of knows how to look after someone sick. The caretaker having to call friends or family to ask for advice, and stumbling their way through making the whumpee soup. The whumpee figuring out early on that the caretaker doesn’t really know what they’re doing, but relying on them anyway, both because they don't really have other good options, and because they trust the caretaker to figure it out and make sure that they’ll be ok.
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hms-incorrect-quotes · 9 months
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tvckerwash · 1 month
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She's done hundreds of ops just like it, and was more than confident in her ability to get the job done alone considering she'd be dealing with civilian security.
Apparently Hargrove didn't feel the same way.
“Woah, woah, wait a minute—your codename is actually Connecticut? Like…the state of Connecticut?” The lanky marine asked, laughing when she didn't reply. “What, do you have 48 buddies named after the rest of the states? Is your boss Washington D.C?”
Connie clenched her fists by her side and grit her teeth in annoyance—over both his constant chattering, and how on the nose he was. Normally by now she would have said something, but for whatever reason she really didn't want to give this man the satisfaction of knowing he was getting to her. He gave her the same feeling York did when he was stressed and lost all social tact, though he was nowhere near as charming and endearing.
God, she missed him—missed all of them.
She was cut off from her thoughts by the strong, silent one clearing his throat.
“Since you're leading this operation Agent, what's our plan?”
Ah, right.
She still didn't like that she, of all people, was in charge here. She was the screw up, she had no leading capabilities, and for all intents and purposes wanted to keep it that way.
If only Wash or Carolina was here. Hell, she'd even take North or J.D in this situation.
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asingleietsist · 9 months
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How I see this going down pt. 6:
The Aunty Princesses
Daisy: Alright, who's up first?!
Larry: Me! Me! *hops in the catapult sling*
Daisy: ready?
Larry: Yeah! *Goes into his shell*
Peach: hey Daisy-
Daisy: AH! *launches Larry*
Larry: WEEEEEEEEE *spins out into the sky*
Peach: Did...you just launch Bowser's spawn?
Daisy: noooo...
Luigi: Dinner was nic- *gets knocked in the face by Larry*
Bowser: GREENIE! Larry?! Kid, how did you get here?! *picks up a passed out Luigi*
Larry: Aunty Daisy said we can play slingshot!
Bowser: *trying to resuscitate Luigi* Stay with me, Luigi!
Daisy and Peach: *running over*
Daisy: *panting* sooo, how was date night?
Bowser: *stares at her in anger* you LAUNCHED our kids?!
Larry: *runs over to her* Again!
Daisy:... Peach approved-
Peach: what?!
Kamek: And that's why we don't let the princesses watch the kids anymore. That's your job now.
Mario: ....*sigh*
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brightonstudios · 4 months
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Happy holidays!
I feel like transitioning from a human to a rat with four mutant turtle children would be really difficult, so Splinter didn't really teach them about Christmas. However after watching many Christmas movies the turtles would be determined to celebrate too, even if they can't pronounce the name.
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kissoflightning · 5 months
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Happy U.S Thanksgiving! [I wanted to draw a whole comic but this picture of poorly drawn Ralph x Jerry and a little drabble is all I had time for]
Ralph noticed that on this day, the humans like to take home a dead animal to cook up and eat to celebrate. However, Ralph noticed that there are quite a few homeless on the streets of Detroit.
So Ralph had an idea! Ralph collected all of the best rats and birds he could find and began cooking them up to offer those who were down and out some burnt meat to eat on Thanksgiving!
The Jerrys helped distribute them to cover more ground. They noticed that some of the receivers were appreciative (or at least polite), but some of them rejected the offer - some even screamed at Jerry. The Jerrys figured that those humans must be vegetarians and respected their dietary choices.
(I still want to draw a comic for this with all the people reacting, but this is all I had time for, for now. I wanted to at least put the idea out there for the day.)
@asmoteeth @rk707-elle It's a rushed drawing but I drew them!
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mikaikaika · 11 months
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The laptop of Tallulah's admin really be exploding with all these mods 😭😭😭
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