#these mfs shouldve kissed..

[horrorwebs]

i left her house and party without telling her how i feel or attempting to make a move i feel like the stupidest motherfucker alive

#like. that was my chance. it was THE chance. why am i such a fucking coward #its not like i didnt want to but i couldnt find the way thwre was too many peoñle and i wanted it to be private #so we LEFT for WALK on her NEIGHBOURHOOD that was MY CHANCE. we went to the little park with the swings i REALLY WAS ABOUT TO SAY STH #WHEN ONE OF THE GUYS AT THE PARTY AND HER COUSIN ARRIVED B #TO PICK US UP BY CAR BC SHE HAD TO BLOW THE CANDLES #(<- the party was her birthday cellebration) #like really idk how i am a. so unlucky and b. such a pussy #i think i shouldve been a bit more drunk to have told her right away.but i Was working my way through it to tell her it was just hard yknow #im scared ill ruin things if she rejects me. and i feel like she wants to be with me sometimes and that she likes me. #but other times i feel like im just being insane and she will simply reject me #i think her cousin noticed i like her though. (i dont think this is too hard to notice anyway) maybe thatll help? idk. #half the world thinks we are together and i have to wonder why arent we?i like her n i think she likes me (or at least she has in the past) #so whats stopping us? the fact we r in a band together and want a future on that might be something. she has also told my friend she values #the friendship too much or sth like that (my friend doesnt remember very well) but that then means she does like me! but also shell reject #me possibly! or will she? who knows?!! #anyway i think it wouldnt be that bug of a problem anyway for the band if we are mature about it. even it it doesnt work and we decide its #better as friends in a future. i dont think anything she does or i do will be as bad as 'point of no return bad'. #i believe in us. and i feel like the sappiest mf alive too #but see if youve read this far i think you might understand why im such a coward and so scared of telling her i like her #but i was so close of just bljrting it out or kissing her. i did kiss a bit her neck.... sorry lol. but nothing too um .sexual? it was like #peck. but you ask and how did that happen? well see. we were sleeping together. like on top of each other hugging. my face was on her #collarbone. so i was like there. but i dont think she tought much of it sometimes we kiss each others cheeks or whatever and its just like #or maybe she did. there were pther people on the room anyway so ot was like . weird as well bc of that #idk ots just a very ambiguous zone in which i will die forever if i dont work up some courage #this posts always turn onto rants but i dont speak much about her with my friends unless they ask +im a bit drunk.it embarrasses me greatly #spikeposting #loveposting

[i-cant-sing]

U LET HER KISS U BC UUUU PITIED HERR??? FUCK HER BRO ( not literally ) U COULDA PUSHED HER AWAY THE ONLY WOMAN U SHOULD PITY IS ME NOBODY BUT ME?? AND U SAY UR LOYAL TF? ITS HER MF BITCH ASS FAULT SHE SHOULDA BEEN THERE FOR HIS SON BUT NOOOOOOOOO #UNLOYALBALDWIN #FUCKYOU #IDONTFORGIVEYOUYET?? 😀

see this makes me want to kinda abandon time traveller au because in my head, i thought i gave a pretty good excuse for him NOT cheating. like it makes me feel like those 9.5k words were all shit and i shouldve just made him a cheater

[im-a-silly-goose]

they shouldve just kissed in this scene bffr. mf "i dont know what to say..." SAY IM IN LOVE WITH YOU . what are you two on!!!

#daniel talks to himself #twin peaks #trucoop

[pretty-pink-seaslug]

I see some of you are interested, so I will happily dump out my agent 8 lore!

Introducing...

Agent Saga: Fluorosis

(Art is NOT by me I got it from Zerochan here and did a small edit for the purpose of naming) and @klugpuuo since you wanted me to @ you!

• She fell down to the deep sea metro at around 15-16 years old, dressed the way she is because she was an octo soldier in training

• DJ Octavio is her great grandpa and she was constantly wishing he’d let her out, but none of the phones in the metro work

• Octavio threw a FIT when his great grandbaby went missing

• Once she made it out the metro she got given a kinda stimulus check and tuition from 💝Marina💝 so she could thrive without any more trouble!

• She told Octavio all about what happened and he was STEAMING with rage, he then proceeded to call her over to octo valley, where she gets to meet the squid sisters for the first time and Octavio gives her a whole bunch of weapons as self defense gifts (and a biiiiig hug and kiss 💝)

• Cut to splatoon3, she’s doing just fine and laid back a little more now that’s she’s out of the constant attack trauma! (Idk if she went to counseling or not, she shouldve—)

• She signed up for the new squid beak splatoon because she wanted to do something meaningful with her life as to not feel like canon fodder (looks like the trauma didn’t completely fade off 😰)

• Craig is real happy to see the youngin brave enough to step into new grounds again!

• He did NOT tell Octavio

• She goes through the kettle levels and in her head is like “y’all fell off,,,,,”

• Once she gets to Octavio boss fight she remembers him drunk at an agent reunion (they’re all one big found family 💝) saying “if I ever see you with a weapon in hand *hic* we gon FIGHT!!” And she thought nothing of it

• until they, indeed, fought

• She’s confused on why he came to fight so early, then he says he’s not so sure why either and is trying to figure out who took over his turf, and then they fall to alterna

• She hears faint laughter from the top as she falls to look up and see 3 shadows, new enemies...?

• she wakes up in the fake snow and makes her way to,,, THE SQUID SISTERS??????

Agent 8: uhhhh,,,, hey gang,,, 😳

Squid Sisters and Captain 3: OMG 8!!!!!!!! 💕❣️💕❣️💗💖💓💓💝💝💘💝💗💕❣️💓💓💕

• Cue the rest of the events; 8 sees Deep Cut and is like “Aint these the mfs I see on the news— AINT THESE THE MFS THAT LAUGHED AT US FALLING???? DID THEY TRY TO KILL US?????”

• 8 has unspoken beef with them all the way till the rocket

• Deep cut is constantly like “why is she looking at us like that”

• Agent 8 is in LOVE with all the human lore Orca has to offer and she considers him her favorite bot

• Agent 8 fights all the Deep Cut members and tears their shit UP bro 💀💀

• Goes through more levels yadda yadda

• She hears Craig over the radio “SQUID GRAMPA?!?!—“ “Welcome to your final test, I’m Mr. Grizz” “MR GRIZZ???????”

• After finding out she was betrayed by her boss she is SPEEDRUNNING to get on that rocket and get her 2nd grandpa BACK, Octarian girls with teenage trauma and no counseling don’t take betrayal lightly.

• So we go through the whole get on the rocket, go chase Mr Grizz thing

• Deep Cut help the NSBS out and there is now ambivalence between them and 8

• She goes into space and is like “k shit how am I gonna do this”

“Had a feeling that Mr Grizz figure was up to somethin!” “GREAT GRAMPA!!!!!! 😄💖💝💝💖💝💖💝💖💖💖💝💝💝”

• We fight Mr Grizz we get the good ending yayyyy

• They all go to celebrate,,, after a quick crying session between 8 and Callie,,, and then other agents start crying too because man you can’t be tough forever—

🎊NSBS forever!🎊

Do y’all like it? Lmk what you think!

#wondering if I should give the agents names #if I do I might name Agent 8 ‘Fluorosis’ based off my lore #Also Agent 3 (now captain 3) would be older than Agent 8 cuz well the time skip between Splatoon 1 and 2 #So Captain 3 is a big sister now 🎉 #and she absolutely feels like one— #splatoon 3 return of the mammalians #splatoon 3 spoilers #splatoon agent 8 #splatoon agent 3 #good lord do I have to tag all of them oh god #mr grizz #craig cuttlefish #dj octavio #splatoon oc

[myvisionsblurryhelp]

aaaaalright i have some thoughts about outer banks season 3.

way too little jiara screentime and too much big john screen time. i think i speak for everyone when i say i hate that dude. absolutely ruined john b like that boy was wayyyy better off without him.

also jiara WAS SO DISAPPOINTING i expected more like that kiss was not it like they made it so awkward mmmmmmm

sarah was fine this season??? i mean the cheating part was........... but otherwise she didnt bother me too much this season

mmmmm rafe

pope was kinda forgotten this season. did we all forget he wanted to go and kill a dude???? mf went crazy for an episode there

also they got almost no gold from that cave lets be real that was noooothing and it was all covered up??? do you think it took only 18 months to dig up that whole sight and everything likeee i feel like they couldnt have gotten any richer from it??? and theyre seen as some heroes or whatever but most of those people probably didnt even know about all that stuff

singh was unnecessary ya know

cleo shouldve gotten a bigger part

why did nobody face any consequences like what happened to rafe??? did they find wards body and figured that the story doesnt line up at all??? where tf was wheezie the whole season???

also poguelandia was too short, i feel like the audience didnt get the feeling that they were connected with it and didnt care that much when they left, because no bond was established. jj says he doesnt want to leave but when he does he just doesnt mention it again or seem to be bothered(except having nowhere to live). maybe i just understood it wrong

these are just some scatterbrain thoughts that bothered me a bit there are probably more im just too tired to think of any

#outerbanks #obx #obx3 #outer banks season 3 #jiara #john b #netflix #outer banks #rafe #rafe cameron #ward cameron #ward #sarah cameron #jj maybank #kiara carrera #pope heyward #are we all ignoring that this show isnt that good #the only thing going for it is nostalgia #but they completely just ignored what they set up in szn1 and went with their own thing

[billylenzstolemyphone]

samfrodo.

thats all!

#samfrodo #lord of the rings #lgbtq #these mfs shouldve kissed.. #frodo baggins #samwise gamgee #sam x frodo #i believe in samfrodo supremacy #thank you very much #elijah wood #sean astin #the lord of the rings: the fellow ship of the ring #they are so gay dont even #bisexual samwise #gay frodo #:D

[bucksbisexual]

episode 14 of my engineer: finished

my heart: both broken and full of joy

#my engineer #my engineer the series #my engineer spoilers #like oh my god #So Many Kisses #RAMKING KISSES #WE WERE GIVEN SO MUCH HOLY SHIT #BOHNDUEN ACTING LIKE A COUPLE AFTER 14 EPISODES???? #DUEN BEING THE ONE WHO KISSES BOHN?????? #BOSS BEING LOUD ABOUT LIKING MEK??????? #JUST ALL OF RAMKINGS SCENES IN PART 4??????? #A BUFFET HONEY A MF BUFFET #but also #thara bro-zoning frong #IM SENSING SO MUCH ANGST ALREADY FOR SEASON 2 #they cant even film anything and probably dont even have anything written and im already thinking about the plot for these two on s2 #im a mess #also KING SHOULDVE COME BACK TO RAM AFTER THAT TEXT MESSAGE AND KISSED HIM #IF WE DONT GET IT IN CANON THEN ILL WRITE IT MYSELF #just kidding i already have 4 fics in the works it's gonna be impossible to do that soon #okay theres too many tags - tags OVER #svt-district posts

[unkwn0s]

Thoughts about some of my favorite romcom male leads. PART 1.

Disclaimer: this is pure shitpost and me having a lot of time on my hands plus being bored since no one of the dramas in my lists are convincing enough for me to watch rn (and it WILL contain spoilers about some dramas)

Decided to write this after my tiktok fyp basically harassing me w thoughts of my favorite characters in the genre. Might do more posts as i remember other dramas (should've made a list from the start, now i only remember if i watched a drama or not if i see some eps lmao).

Let's start w my supreme king: Ahn Minhyuk from Strong Woman Do Bong Soon played by another king himself Park Hyungsik.

Now i have seen a lot of mixed opinions from this drama, some people love it, some think it's absurd and i have to say even tho he's my favorite romcom male lead there's sumn things i really didn't like about the writing of the drama while watching it, so i shall start with that before of going on how much i love minhyuk: first the whole "let's keep her believing he's gay so he looks more trustworthy" i HATE the directors going on this path cause they showed it themselves all they had to do for bong soon to accept the job was the paycheck, also the only actual (confirmed cause i had serious doubts about his secretary) gay character being extremely annoying, yes, annoying cause i know his parts were supposed to be the comedy and it was most of it but u see the portrayal of non heterosexual characters is always quirky or mean spiritted on kdramas and that pisses me off.

Now onto why i love him so much: RESPECTFUL. He was madly in love w her even before he knew she was the girl from the bus from years ago (another kdrama cliché these mfs always know each other from their childhoods), but even tho they had kind of bickering relationship he never forced/manipulated his feelings upon her, even tho he knew she had feelings for that ogre of a second lead. He waited for her until she was ready to give back the feelings, HE LITERALLY GAVE HER A JOB AND KEPT PROMOTING HER JUST SO THEY COULD SPEND TIME TOGETHER WTF.

To not make this a gigantic post i'll be resuming some of my favorite scenes from him in the drama:

"I'll make you a real life Xena", when he learned about her powers he didn't get freaked out at all????? my man was down bad for her he decided to train her so she could make the best use of her strenght.

"Let's do this without anyone knowing, just the two of us" One of the most heart fluttering scenes in the drama, he plays off by saying he meant "training" when he knows damn well if she whistles he will dance to the sound she makes.

"To become lovers from friends is simple. One person has to take a step closer. And that one step changes their relationship." I CRY AND I CRY. His emotions pouring out his eyes and actions like that was his first confession, only an airhead wouldn't catch that, he was so fucking adorable.

"I care a lot about her, you can trust my word on that". He went to visit her dad's shop and her father told him to take care of her (like she needed but you get it). Her father being the first one to actually realize what was going on and secretly cheering for them, very cute to me, very pleasing.

"Can you please like me?". Pleek, he wouldn't need to ask me twice. This was after his confession when she asked some time to sort out her feelings (as if) and then minhyuk shows up after gook du stood up on her again (he had a good reason but i don't like him so whatever) and the following scene when she sees stars anda cute ass song plays in the bgm EXACTLY how i would be feeling towards minhyuk.

The kiss scene is quite obvious, i loved that corny cheesy cliché shit so much you wouldnt believe.

"Please look at me, please love me. You're peanut sized so i can carry you around in my heart but i don't think i'm in yours". THIS SCENE. Absolutely my fave from the whole drama. She had lost her powers and he was upset bc she didn't tell him what she was up to. He sounded SO fragile and worried but above all he was so honest. My sister shouldve said: THERES NO WAY ANYONE WOULDNT BE IN LOVE W YOU MY KING. Hyungsik was handcrafted for that role and specially for this scene. HIS EYES my god i cried a whole river.

Lastly, also one of my fave scenes: when she was trapped w the b*mb and tells him to leave and save himself and he says "i'm not leaving you don't be scared". MANS LITERALLY WILLING TO DIE BY HER SIDE. there's nothing left for me to say he was so in love and so cute and perfect and adorable also the reason i can't find anyone interesting cause no one is ahn minhyuk.

#strong woman do bong soon #swdbs #ahn minhyuk #park hyungsik #long thoughts #think the next one will be ma yuanshuai

[browanswylie]

why 13rw ruined my life-buckle up its a long one

     Hey, it’s Emily. Don’t adjust your, whatever device you’re hearing this on. It’s me, live and in writing. No return engagements, no encore, and this time, absolutely no requests. Get a snack, settle in because I’m about to tell you the story of my life. More specifically, why this cursed show ruined my life. 

     Do the names Zach and Alex ring a bell? In fact, I have not stopped thinking about how these two fools were so beautifully set up to be the best couple in the show since that horrid day of June 5, 2020. As a matter of fact, Zach and Alex are literally the show’s most popular ship, yet they still were not endgame. Let’s throw in gRaNoLa CaMp cOoKiEs guy at the last minute. Listen, I love Charlie, he’s my bi baby, but it’s like his only personality trait is baking and annoying Alex. Like Alex literally said the words “If I say yes will these stop” in response to Charlie’s promposals. I have been an avid Zalex shipper since 2018, so you can imagine my disappointment towards the wasted potential we were dealt with this season. First of all, Zach did not teach Alex how to slow dance in season two just for them to not slow dance together at prom?? Did Ross Butler get into a fight with the writers or something, because why all that build up for NOthing? Can we also talk about how Alex murdered someone because they threatened Zach’s life? Can we also talk about how Alex almost drowned alone in season one, while in season four Zach saves him from drowning in the lake. The writers really had us thinking they were gonna kiss again, but then the scene just arbutedly ends? Can we talk about how Zach had to leave a room because Alex and Charlie were there? Maybe we can talk about how Zach is “not” in love with Alex, even though Alex was the one to break away from the kiss while Zach had his eyes closed with a dreamy look on his face. Ooh, I always love thinking about how Alex had no problem having Zach help him back in his cane days, but when Tony and Clay made an effort to walk his way to see if he needed help it cursed them out. We can also talk about the “Why are you with me and not with Charlie?” scene because I wonder why Zach would get so angry at his “best friend” hanging out with him like that if there was not more behind it. We can have the discussion of how Alex literally confessed his love to Zach in front of his boyfriend, with Zach adding in “it was a nice kiss” while staring Charlie down cuz that’s some funny bf shit. Actually, maybe we should be talking about how Charlie literally laughed when Monty told him Alex tried to kill himself and Zach had to step in. Yes, it makes sense for Charlie to laugh considering Monty’s is a scary little shit. Speaking of Monty, can we talk about how his gaydar was on point? Now I’m not one to brag, but I too both called Monty and Alex not being straight since season one, but let’s not get off track here. Monty called Alex a word that I am not gonna repeat in this essay for obvious reasons, but he also referred to Alex as Zach’s boyfriend. Again, I’m a big Charlie St. George fan, but when he smiled to alex at prom, my mans deadass said out loud “I’ll never be happy”. Like?? Anyways, maybe we can talk about how Alex started describing Zach when he was talking to the webcam girl. The more obvious shit being when Alex literally got a boner after trying to drop kick Zach, when was in the middle of a fight and stopped to help Alex up, or how Zach asks to hang out with Alex every 2108318 seconds. Or how Winston starts rambling on about why he’s in love with Alex and Zach goes like “yeah…”. We can also have the discussion about how, now this one is my favorite folks, Zach literally looked like he wanted to die when Charlie and Alex were holding hands at Monet’s. The moral of the story, is that there are many conversations to be had about Zach and alex. All in all, It just does not make sense for Zach and alex to go through what they did just for some random ass cookie generator boy to ruin it. I do have to admit, the prom scene made many many points, but it shouldve been ZACH!1!1 Ultimately, the only thing I got out of season four was that Alex settled for someone else because he thought Zach did not feel the same, when in reality, Zach had only realized he did too late.

     The next and final reason why this show has ruined my life is because of Justin foley. Do I even have to explain this one? Zach and Alex at least have potential to get together in the future, while Justin is gone forever. Fictional deaths are usually sad for me in general. I will usually tear up, maybe shed a tear or two, but for Justin mf Foley, I sobbed. I sobbed for the person that had the best character development known to man. I sobbed for the person that was homeless, lost himself to drugs, to then find his people and his happiness.  I don’t want to talk too much about his death because we all know how sad that was. Justin survived so much. Not only did he have to watch himself struggle because of drugs, he had to watch his mom to do so. His character development is the best I have ever seen. In particular, his development with Clay. Justin went from wanting him dead in season one, to calling him his brother in season four. The scene where Clay says goodbye to Justin especially hurts because it shows how Clay has learned how important it is to tell the people you love that you love them while they are still here. He almost died thinking that he had ruined Jess’ life. He knew he wasn’t feeling well on prom night, but still went for Jess. His and Jess’ relationship had always been a favorite of mine. They were at times on and off again, but you always knew they would ultimately end up together. Justin’s life was finally starting to go good for him. He had a family that loves him and he was going to college, and then his mother died and he relapsed. Justin Foley deserved to live a happy life in college, with Jess and Clay, with his best friend Zach, etc. He deserved a happy ending, period. And don’t even get me started on the scene where Clay reads Justin’s college letter. They both saved each others lives at one point or another, and who would have thought it would end like this. “He’s the reason I’m alive in the first place to write this essay because he’s my good influence. He’s my brother” is a scene that perfectly describes the sobbing chef’s kiss emoji. But enough with the sad because Justin Foley lived. While he knew what it was like to truly feel alone and helpless in this world, he also knew what it was like to feel loved and wanted. 

     All I wanted out of season four was zalex endgame and Justin’s happiness and looks where we’re at now. While all we have is Justin’s memory,  we still have Zalex’s future. All I’m saying is it cannot be a coincidence that Zach is the football coach with alex being at every football game due to Charlie. These bitches are fucking in the lockerooms, I just know it! No, but really, I am very hopeful for zalex college spin off. I mean hey, a Justin resurrection couldn’t hurt either. To end this essay I leave you with two words: what is the best ship and character from 13rw and why is it zalex and Justin?

#13rw #justinfoley #zalex #13rw s4

[b1nightwing]

imo i think they shouldve chosen kon as the superman of the future state. nothing against jon but...... he........ he just-.......... no flavor? boring-ish? like with kon we couldve gotten a bi disaster but jon is a character whose personality still isn’t properly defined

jo mullein has a personality that is already very complex

lucius fox is next level batman like he can give that x factor that bruce didn’t have

yara flor is still unknown to us and i got no idea what aqua lady is but the speedster??? i believe they r already planned out properly

jon???? i guess he is there just bc. nothing about him screamed leader. if they choose him as the leader or the main guy of future state justice league than its not bc of his leading abilities but its bc of his dad. nepotism.

i think only once did clark call kon his son and even than it was like once and never mentioned again. kons whole debacle around his identity and his place in society would be so interesting to explore. he is the clone of superman and lex luthor but mf none of them want him

i just want that to be more explored and if he were in the trinity with yara and lucius ??? *chefs kiss*

#delete later #conner kent #future state #dc comics

[teamjacobthot]

twilight saga character tag!

thank you sm @softtwihoe for tagging me <3 i feel like im still new to the renaissance fandom on tumblr even tho i never stopped being a twihard so shit like this warms my heart <3

now my spicy twilight takes………………...

1. Character you find most relatable to you as a person?

the love of my life, without a doubt, 100% leah clearwater. mfs tried to make her feel bad for feeling her feelings but she was valid in all of them. also its canon that shes a scorpio but yall aint hear it from me

rosalie bc we have similar trauma (lmao :/) and like to disagree with people. i also love big dumb men

edward. as a fellow whiny musical pissbaby who cant let shit go, i get it

2. Character that didn’t have a POV in the books or certain unfinished manuscripts, but you wish did?

ok maybe this is super underground but sue!!! mf!!! clearwater!!! she had allllllll the tea on the pack and tbh i really wanted to see how she and her family were before and after harry’s death. that event was a really big deal (outside of just bella and edward) and set shit OFF in new moon

billy bc he also had hella tea and i bet he was super fucking conflicted during the ENTIRE saga bc he couldnt say shit to charlie!!! that shit sounds rough!!!!!

quil bc he was the last to phase and i just wanna know what he was going thru. he would’ve had hellaaaaa jokes too but smeyer doesnt care abt nonwhite characters so :/

charlie, assuming he supports the black lives matter movement

i guess overall i just wanna know how EVERYONE was doing in new moon bc that story ran DEEP. i want a midnight sun for new moon but for every character

nobody asked but new moon is the best in the saga and new moon stans have the best pussy

3. Character that’s underrated and deserves more recognition?

the entire wolf pack but wbk

riley but tbh i think its bc i just loved xavier samuel in the eclipse movie

the denali coven!!!! their story was incredible imo and while irina was a snitch, i understand why she snitched. she didnt deserve to die. the denalis deserve so much better and while garrett is cool to have around, that doesnt fill the void that irina left bc the volturi decided to be a bunch of haters. i want them to heal so bad. 

tanya gets a bad rep for having a crush on edward but she deserves better too

i’d like to read abt the vacations that the denalis with the cullens too

oh and all thats just BESIDES the succubus legend that tanya and kate and irina started in canon!!!!!!!! like??????????????????? they fucked and killed human men??????????? thats the story i wanna READ bitch!!!! thats my jennifer’s body (2009) fantasy!!!!! smeyer is a coward tho

btw carmen and esme are girlfriends :)

4. Character you thought was unnecessary for the story?

ok besides the obvious, and nobody drag me for it, but bree tanner. I get she was there to show us how fucked up the volturi are and to sorta predict bella as a newborn but……...we already knew the volturi kill mfs just for fun. if the cullens werent gonna adopt her we really didnt need many details on her. and regarding the newborn thing, bree’s role as a newborn didnt really mean shit bc bella ended up being ~the perfect newborn~ anyway!!!! smeyer tried to sell us the short second life of bree tanner as if there arent other worthy characters of having a spinoff novella about like leah or seth or rosalie or emmett or charlie or resume from bella’s ovary. that being said………..

resume, for multiple reasons including:

resume literally shouldnt exist. vampires shouldnt be able to have working sperm and even then, edward shouldve pulled out. he could barely even tongue kiss bella so wtf made him think he could cum in her????? whyyy didnt he use his big vampire brain to consider that????? 

resume seemed totally unwanted and unthought of??? bella and edward were so mf absorbed in each other like regular teen couples (with 1000x the intensity but still) that it didnt seem likely that theyd want a baby after fucking like three times anyway. miss bella “fuck them kids” swan also gave no indication of wanting children. ever. EYE would have simply aborted and went on to live my best vampire life :)

resumes existence defeats the purpose of imprinting bc theres no way she’d be able to conceive with jacob. at all. but we know smeyer doesnt think shit through

smeyer writing in resume ruined jacobs character even more esp coming off the shitshow that was eclipse. periodt

5. Top 5 female characters?

leah <3

rosalie

bella

sue

angela

6. Top 5 male characters?

jacob (pre-eclipse but that’s implied)

emmett

seth

quil/paul (i love them equally)

edward’s dumb ass <3 sometimes

7. Character interaction that didn’t happen but you wish it did?

rosalie and edward but only under the condition that he finally stops being a misogynistic pissbaby towards her and accepts her for the sexy legend that she is. i feel like they’d get along well but smeyer is anti-hottie and anti-talent so i guess we’ll never know :/

leah and someone who loves her and respects her and validates her feelings :)

JACOB AND HIS SISTERS. OR EVEN JUST RACHEL. she literallyyyyyyyyyy came home after YEARS in breaking dawn but he was too busy simping over bella to acknowledge her??? huh???

bella and a licensed therapist

edward and a licensed therapist

8. Character that deserves more development?

the whole entire wolf pack but wbk

more specifically, embry. whooooom is his father???

emmett. like we get it hes funny and hot but like……….spare depth maam? any spare depth????

9. Character who is your total opposite?

jasper bc he fought for people who look like me to be ENSLAVED and the fandom lets it slide for whatever reason :|

10. Character you warmed up to after experiencing the Renaissance?

edward, in some ways. i relate to him when im feeling extra self-loathing but then i get over it lmao. he’s still stupid tho

i used to think alice was annoying af (and i still kinda do tbh) but as a fashion hoe, i get it

charlie, sorta, even tho he’s a cop. i wasnt there for the original conversation on here but do yall think he supports black lives matter? idk tbh but we’ll never know bc smeyer probably doesnt know what police brutality is. anyways ive really enjoyed the discourse on his relationship with bella and how he doesnt trust edward

jacob <3 he’s always been my heart, my soul, my baby, my fuckin cinnamon apple, etc. but i love the posts that other fans/nonhaters have been making abt how warm and kind he was before smeyer fucked him over and how he deserves so much better. its like yes im glad youre seeing all the things that make me a team jacob thot :)

idk if yall have already been tagged but im tagging @howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen @leahclearwaterdefensesquad @leahclearvvater and @bellas-dumptruck-ass! also anyone can fill this out and say i tagged them <3

#this took 3 times to post bc tumblr stays on my neck but #ask things #twilight saga #twilight renaissance #hot takes

[hollyhomburg]

BRO WTF IDEK WHERE TO BEGIN... FIRST OFF YES IM FUCKING DUMB CUZ I SHOULDVE KNOWN JUNGKOOK WAS THE NOT HUMAN NOT FUCKING YN... ALSO IM FUCKING SHOOK I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO PROCESS WHAT I JUST READ IM SORRY IF I SEND MORE THAN ONE ASK IM JUST SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS CHAPTER AND STILL PROCESSING

FIRST OF ALL... YOU ARE A FREAKING GENIUS LIKE YOUR BRAIN *CHEFS KISS* OK SECOND I FUCKING KNEW TAE WAS GONNA BE IN A COMA BUT NOW I SEE WHY... JIMIN HONEY YOU FUCKING SLAYED IM GLAD YOU KILLED THOSE MFS... IM GLAD YN IS ALIVE OH MY FUCKING GOD... NAMJOON HONEY I GET YOUR POINT BUT YOONGI IS NOT GOING TO ABANDON HIS FAMILY TO GO TO WAR UNLESS HE CAN MAKE YN IMMORTAL BEFORE THAT SINCE HE DOESNT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT KOOK BEING ONE CUZ HE FUCKING IS A SORCERER ARE WE FOR REALS?!!!

WHEN KOOK WALKED INTO THAT BASEMENT I JUST KNEW SHIT WAS GONNA GO DOWN LIKE I HAD A FEELING HE WAS CONNECTED TO MAGIC SINCE JIN MENTIONED THE CHARM ON HIS SCARF AND HOW SPELLS DIDNT WORK ON HIM BUT NOW IM CURIOUS AS TO HOW EXACTLY JIN AND KOOK ARE RELATED CUZ I HAVE A FEELING JIN’S SISTER IS KOOKS FAMILY AND THAT'S WHY HE INHERITED THAT POWER BUT THEN AGAIN I DONT KNOW SHIT AND IM JUST IN AWE AT YOUR WRITING AND I LOVE YOU AND IM RAMBLING TOO MUCH IM SORRY THIS IS THE BEST WRITING IVE EVER READ

Yes you're right! now they don't have to worry about turning kookie immortal! cuz he is now! kook is actually Seokjin’s nephew, meaning- seokjins sister was jungkooks mother. I have this feeling that because she was clairvoyant- she saw that if she didn’t leave jin, both she and him would die in the upcoming dragon war. 

but if she ran away she would eventually fall in love and have a child who would one day find his way to Seokjin, and she chose that possibility- having a full life and falling in love before she died- over a few years with her brother knowing that if Jungkook met seokjin- it would mean they’d both be happy and live on. she made jungkooks scarf for him- knowing that she’d never live to hold her child, and she just wanted to make sure he would be safe no matter what. it’s that scarf that kept him from being hurt in Yoongi’s attack- jungkook’s father killed himself soon after Seokjin’s sister died. so yeah- jungkook was is an orphan. 

she saw a bunch of other things- and I think we’ll find out a little bit more in the next part about what specifically she saw that made her choose to live, love, and die, as opposed to just die next to her brother without either of them ever having found love. 

honestly, i’ll always be happy to hear you guys ramble about this story- its like- such a balancing act? because while the parts of OFAL are getting less and less notes as i release them (the first one hit 1k in a week and the last one took a whole month to hit 1k) you guys are some amazingly consistent commentators like- god i have like 50 people who comment on each of the parts and it literally makes my fucking day reading all of your comments and it makes working on it for 40+ hours a chaper worth it. 

#forvever-ddaeng

[fystarlust]

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1. What’s your middle name, and do you like it?Rachel, its okay HAHA2. are you artistic?depends what kind cos i cant draw for shit but i can do makeup??3. Have you had your first kiss?yes4. What is your life goal?be happy5. Do you have any experiences with a famous person?i mean ive seen 5sos 1d and mcbusted in person if that counts6. Do you play any sports?horse riding, i want to play more though i actually really like sports7. What’s your worst fear?demons8. Who’s your biggest inspiration?jacksepticeye9. Do you have any cool talents?my makeup looks great sometimes10. are you a morning person?yes11. How do you feel about pet names?theyre cute to a point, im not about that 'cupcake sprinkle sugar bean' life12. Do you like to read?if the book is good yes13. Name a list of shows that have changed your life.none have changed my life thats a bit far14. Do you care about your follower count?i used to but not anymore15. What’s the best dream you’ve had?i recently dreamt my gf was back home again16. Have you ever kissed someone of your same gender?yes17. Do you have any pets?yes, 3 dogs, 4 cats, 1 horse and soon to be 1 hamster18. Are you religious?no lol19. Are you a people person?noooo20. Are you considered popular?considered by who HAHAH bc my gf thinks im pretty cool 💁🏼21. What is one of your bad habits?biting my nails22. What’s something that makes you feel vulnerable?during and after ive had a mental breakdown23. What would you name your children?Lily, Ava24. Who’s your celebrity crush?taeeeee25. What’s your best subject?nothing academic rip26. Dogs or cats?dogs27. most used social media besides tumblr?youtube28. best friends name?ellie29. who does your main family consist of?idk what main family consists of but i see all my family a lot so my mum, brother, dad, grandparents, aunty, uncle, cousins30. Chocolate or sugar?both31. have you ever been on a date?yes32. Do you like roller coasters?some types of them33. Can you swim?ye boi34. What would you do in the event of an apocalypse?i would be a badass mf and protect my loved ones and animals35. Have you struggled with any kind of mental disorder?yes, am currently struggling with a few and likely always will be36. Are your parents together?no37. What’s your favorite color?baby blue38. What country are you from/do you live in?England to both39. Favorite singer?bts40. Do you see yourself being famous some day?nope41. Do you like dresses?yes but i need to work on my confidence when wearing them42. Favorite song right now?deeessspaaacito43. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?yes, very44. How old were you when you first got your period?1245. Have you ever shot a gun?nope46. Have you ever done yoga?yes47. Are you a horror girl?if this means horror film then yes48. Are you good at giving advice?kind of? with some things im not though49. Tell us a story about your childhood.near my house me and my friends had this den that was like a cave in the ground and it was sooo cool we spent hours in there everyday and its still there50. How are you doing today?im okay51. Were you a cute kid?not to be up my own ass but yes52. Can you dance?secretly yes53. Is there anything you do that you can’t remember ever not doing?looking after animals54. Have you ever dyed your hair?nope too scared55. What color are your eyes?blue56. What’s your favorite animal?ooooo i cant pick one i have so many57. Have you ever made a huge fool of yourself?lots of times, ellie n jess know this best58. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?its complicated but kind of59. Do you have good friends?wonderful ones60. Are you close with anyone of the lgbtq+ group?yes61. What’s your favorite class?in college it was Zoo Management62. List all the tv shows you are watching.RuPauls Drag Race, The Walking Dead, Your Lie in April63. Are you organized?yes64. What was the last movie you saw? Opinion?i cant remember65. Which tv character do you relate to most?not a tv character but Ryan from BuzzFeed Unsolved is literally me as an asian male68. What are some things that stand between you and complete happiness?my hell brain69. If you received enough money to never need to work again, what would you spend your time doing?travelling with my gf70. What would you change about your life if you knew you would never die?god idk71. What would you do differently if you knew that no one was judging you?iDk72. If you could start over, what would you do differently?i dont like these deep questions73. Would you break the law to save a loved one?yes74. When was the last time you traveled somewhere new?the other week when i went to Wadswick 75. When you think of your home, what immediately comes to mind?my dogs76. What have you done to pursue your dreams lately? How about today?i applied for a hnc77. What did you want to be when you were a kid?a vet78. If you dropped everything to pursue your dreams, what would you be risking?everything?? i dont knOW79. When did you not speak up, when you know you really should have?when i was being bullied, shouldve beat that bitch into the dirt80. Describe the next five years of your life, and your plans, in a single sentence.travel and be happy and be with jess and around animals81. What would happen if you never wasted another minute of your life, what would that look like?well id get a lot more done82. If you could live forever, how would you spend eternity?id spend it with jess then when she died id kill myself HAHAHAH that sounds so dark83. How would you spend a billion dollars?travelling, on a house, animals84. If you could time travel, would you go to the past or the future?the past, i dont wanna see the shithole of a future until i have to85. What motivates you to succeed?literally nothing86. What dream that you’ve had has resonated with you the most?a lot of them cos theyre v realistic, i dont like it87. Would you rather live in the city or the woods? Why?woods BUT not a creepy woods where id get killed, just a nice forest, and because i hate how busy cities are88. Do you believe in life after death?im not sure89. What teacher inspired you the most? How did they?none they can all suck my ass90. What’s your fondest childhood memory?the one about the cave den91. If you could have dinner with any one person, living or dead, who would they be and why?jacksepticeye bc i luv him sm92. What would you have to see to cry tears of joy?when people come home from fighting abroad to their kids or dogs93. What is the hardest lesson you had to learn in life?idk how to sum it up94. What do you think happens after we die?i have no idea95. What would you do if you would be invisible?pretend to be a ghost and scare people96. What’s something you can’t do no matter how hard you try?DRAW97. Would you want to choose the sex and appearance of your offspring?no i like surprises98. How did your first crush develop?i cant remember99. Is there a feeling you are trying to ignore? What is it?yes always lmao, paranoia, anxiety, worry100. Do you live or do you just exist?so deep oooOoOoooO i dont care