#these fucking dumb pieces of shit

[gay-jewish-bucky]

just heard the cap movie which is named after a deadly antisemitic conspiracy theory is going to be "a paranoid thriller"

#marvel #mcu #anti marvel #anti mcu #these fucking dumb pieces of shit #im so fucking tired #antisemtism #tw antisemitism #antisemitism tw #so like they aren't even trying #marvel critical #mcu critical #mackie/samcap deserves better #jews deserve better

[incredubious]

way to give a man a heart attack...

#one piece #acesan #portgas d ace #sanji #i need to draw my stupid comic ideas more i Fucking Love dumb shit #if the quality is as dogshit as im seeing right now im going to be on the news

[shitswiftiessay]

imagine thinking this is a “power move” on taylor’s part and not a sign of someone who’s deeply unstable and narcissistic 💀

this is the same woman who said “this song is about you. you know who you are. i love you.” to matty healy LESS than 6 months ago when she tried to make cardigan about him.

now she’s doing something similarly corny with travis and the swifties think it’s a “power move” when it’s just embarrassing at this point.

imagine you had a boyfriend who played a song for you, and then you found out it was a song that he’d previously written for his ex girlfriend, and just tweaked a lyric or two to make it about you.

would that make you feel special? or would you feel that your boyfriend’s love is cheap and disingenuous, and can easily be swapped with someone else at a moment’s notice? at worst, it would make you feel humiliated, like you’re nothing but a rebound to him.

both matty and travis are clout chasers who have not an ounce of dignity, so of course they’re allowing taylor to humiliate them like this.

but what NORMAL person would find this romantic or cute? 💀

#shit swifties say #anti taylor swift #joe alwyn #also taylor is clearly not that happy with her new man if she feels the need to come after her ex like this #like an overgrown 34 year old child #swifties are too fucking dumb to see that travis is ALSO a rebound #the rebound that she TRIED to have with matty healy but it backfired bc he’s a racist piece of shit

[alumirp]

Model Law x Firefighter Luffy x Police Zoro in an au where one of Luffy's co-workers is seriously injured in a fire that later turns out to be linked to another incident from a few months ago and then another and another. Zoro, Luffy's partner whos a cop, tells him to stay out of this, that everything is much deeper than it seems and that it could end very badly for them, Luffy and those around him. But of course Luffy is NOT about to just let it be.

Serial fires that have so far killed more than thirty people and injured hundreds, mainly because one of these fires happened in a factory that exploded and injured and killed not only the workers, but also many passers-by and neighbors, are not something Luffy can just let be. Zoro has little to do but accept that his boyfriend just won't let this go, so the next thing he knows he's sharing with Luffy all the evidence that has been collected so far that points to the Donquixote Group as the biggest suspect of th incidents of 'industrial sabotage'.

Luffy unfortunately can't keep his mouth shut to save his life, so suddenly the whole 'gang' knows about it and, through Nami, they discover a very good chance to collect evidence. Annually the Donquixote Group hosts a charity ball that invites 'the whole' city and by whole city, she means the entire upper class of the city. Luckily for them, her girlfriend, Vivi, can definitely help them get into the ball without a hitch. Then, all they have to do is go through security and get to the president's office and look for possible evidence. Which, in Zoro's opinion, is a terrible plan, but Luffy's terrible ideas usually work out, so they go with it. And it definitely works. Vivi easily takes them to the ball and, in the confusion of Straw Hats causing chaos among the big shots of GrandLine City

Luffy and Zoro slip through security and find their way to the Donquixote group CEO's office and that's where their luck ends. Or not. Not even five minutes after they begin to search the room, the door is opened and a pair of golden eyes stare unimpressed at them. The door is instantly closed, and before long, they hear voices outside, one of them being undoubtedly those of the owner of the room in question, Donquixote Doflamingo. Luffy and Zoro, practically frozen, simply look at the closed door in anxious anticipation as if at any moment Doflamingo would break down the door and set them on fire. He doesn't and soon the voices drift away. After that Luffy and Zoro are quick to continue the search, despite the scare, and unfortunately, they do not find anything of value to the investigation.

They are quick to leave after that, taking with them the straw hats that served as incredible distractions. Back at square one, they meet again at Luffy's house trying to plan their next step. But their little evil-combating meeeting is interrupted by a surprise visitor. Outside the house, standing at the top of the stairs, dressed in expensive clothes and looking fabulous, Trafalgar Law, the super model who is the face of the Donquixote Group all around the globe, the owner of impassive golden eyes, offers a deal.

#now do NOT ask me why doffy didnt lock his office hes dumb(im dumb #anyways omg cop zoro :O #but also omfg top model law :OOOO #zolu gets a new bf at some point dont ask where #zolu #:D #but also #lawlu #lulaw #BUT ALSO FUCKING #zolaw #and most important #zolulaw #i was hearing 'coicidence' by rosse and started thinking about how it could be law #bc everything can be law in my mind #but basically #doffy made law an extremely famous model bc hes pretty as fuck duh are you blind #but doffy is still a piece of shit so law really wants to kick his ass lol #also hes mad that people think he's sleeping his way through fame with doffy #even more angry because doffy NEVER corrected those rumors #he sure made his way to fame because of doffy but it sure wasn't by sleeping with him #I don't blame him #I'd be pissed too if someone said I was sleeping with Doffy #he gross ew #rosi >>>>>>> #anyway now law will join luffy and zoro #and hopefully guide them with better plans that don't involve breaking into offices #which anyone else can get in at any moment #no for real what are they thinking #i dont think they did think at all ngl

[erinsintra]

me writing dialogue: “One day, our paths shall cross again, and you will be forced to answer to your actions. You will beg me for mercy, but I will deny you of this privilege. Do not see this as a warning, for there’s nothing you can do to protect yourself from it.”

me writing fight scenes: she hit bad guy with cool magic but bad guy hit HARDER with EVIL MAGIC!!!

#how the fuck do i write fight scenes without it looking cringy as hell man #at this point i just gave up and tried to make them look goofy and over the top as hell #like one piece does you know? #there's a scene where a character starts chanting a spell and the other one just shoves a napkin up their mouth to interrput the spell #fyp #fypツ #memes #tumblr fyp #explorepage #explore #funny #hilarious #fypage #foryou #meme #dumb shit #shitpost #shitposting #writing #writeblr #writer problems #writer probz

[brujeriahizobrujeriaa]

there's something so amazing about rei broody moody dark and literally a fucking killing machine with an ineludible strong physique being drag around by bright anxious sunshine and literally a cooking machine with apparently also a physique strong as hell, kazuki, like is nothing like he could carry a bag of groceries or something

#and it's literally all. the. time. #rei fucking loves to be tossed around by kazuki #take that information as you please but it's a fact plain as day #men probably knows how to touch someone's neck and break it in four pieces or some hitman shit like that #and yet there he goes just making dumb noises while kazuki grabs him by the collar of his shirt and drags him around #walk him like a dog yeah walk him like a dog i guess #buddy daddies #kazuki kurusu #suwa rei #rei x kazuki

[eulchu]

lvjytwt's reaction to shelby's situation is pissing me the fuck off. if only dtblr released the bombs that have been sitting in our inboxes for years

#like they are being purposely fucking dumb your golden boy has always been a piece of shit #we just averted our gazes because it was stupid man toxic not actual piece of fucking shit toxic

[ratislatis]

keep fucking scrolling

#homestuck fanart #dave strider #bro strider #dirk strider #digital art #homestuck #pokemon scarlet #himn #au where bro isnt a fucking piece of shit #😳 #the gays in action #also ive decided bro canonically holds nintendo switch controllers like a boomer #like he cannot play them without having his arm propped uo #dumb of ass #my dirk and bro comp sci major agenda

[alexjcrowley]

Saying Swiss Army Man is about gay necrophilia is like saying Oedipus Rex is about a guy who fucks his mom. You're only technically correct.

#it's called reductio ad absurdum you dumb down a concept until it looks ridiculous #which is totally fine for jokes and laughters but for the ones out there who blatantly made fun of the movie without even watching #like this shit is so cringe a farting corpse oh my god this must be the worst movie ever #FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU #YOU THINK YOU'RE COOL BEING DETACHED AND IRONIC ABOUT EVERYTHING WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO FEEL SOMETHING FOR ONCE #TE LET YOURSELF BE TOUCHED CHANGED TRANSFORMED EMOTIONALLY BY THE CONTENT YOU CONSUME #I know Oedipus fucking his mom is the supreme meme I love it too but seriously read it #As someone who had tl study it believe me read it #I am not the joke police I just don't like when people are serious about dismissing pieces of media because oh no cringe alert #Allow yourself to be vulnerable and to be open when you consume something #Oedipus Rex was just the best metaphor that's why I quoted it #Oedipus Rex changed me and keeps changing me everyday believe it or not there's nothing I wouldn't give to have his strenght #He had the courage too look at himself in the mirror I never did #I feel like I am having a mental breakdown over Oedipus again I'll switch back to SAM #Swiss army man is a masterful lesson in life and art don't let some assholes make you believe otherwise #swiss army man #paul dano #daniel radcliffe

[spamtoon]

i would take their poison

Sketch + Line Art for those Clicking Under the Cut(tm) (archival purposes honestly)

#moshi monsters #sweet tooth moshi monsters #experimentation i am COG AWFUL at digital dear goodness i was playing with coloring and transparency and all those fun digital doodads. #next time i probably wont have black outline or i'll do it differently. or i'll try well. not doing this. it sure was a process im #i'm an amateur everyone who masically only doodles. does the sketch look better than the final. kinda! but thats okay because im learning #and y'know what. sometimes in life you just need to draw faves no consequences #for how saturated a character they are i kinda feel like i pastelled things too muc and trapped myself with my convoluted layer setup but m #it was looking WEIRD with everything at full force #maybe the sparkles look dumb maybe the hair looks dumb and out of place and why i kinda made the lollipop a little funky too #uhh. first digital piece posted... ever? #the arm is SO fucky i am not that was. thats not what perspective is spam #yes this is what i spent a good chunk of today doing after i started working on coloring it and then. decided to go for it. #cooolrs a little inaccurate on the horns and such but man one of the biggest art things was like #i dont have to have everything at their perfect hex codes all the time. this would look way worse if i just. used their standard colors #yeah this is. instead of looking like its forward and to the right it kinda just looks like they have a Bigger hypno-lolly #especialy becase. i did not bother on the gloves and platforms i the sparkles work with 2 kinda sorta but you know #im practicing! i'm learning! i'll get better and learn how to do things more effectively! #anyway. sweet toof #though hey their arm looks even more fucked in the line art and sketch SO #note to future self have a Consistent Line Art Size so that if you feel like the line art looks like shit during coloring you dont have to #gamble on what size it was while changing it #sketch lollipop looks better i should have kept it small. but its fine. we'll get em next time boys (tm) #yes i know my gif post was so fancy and then the drawing is just THIS

[darkverrmin]

If your partner makes nasty comments about your appearance/weight/clothes you wear/your makeup

They aren't "looking out for you"

They're just an asshole and you deserve better 🌈

#i had a guy like that once #who always criticized me #and made me feel like a piece of shit #so i would never leave him #i left that dumb fuck #got married to my bf of six years a few months ago #who always makes me feel beautiful #even when i look like a potato

[veritasmori]

I am a Paulie appreciator also

#Paulie #One Piece #Water 7 #Enies Lobby #fanart #vince draws shit #love my man and his dumb fucking flame sleeves #can you tell which arc I just finished in the anime

[daddyplasmius]

GIW Agent, attempting an interrogation: You see my problem here. I mean, how am I supposed to know if you're a human that's part ghost... or ghost that's part human.

Danny, shrugging: maybe you should flip a coin?

#Danny Phantom #source: Power Rangers RPM #because I'm watching it again! #this just seems like something Danny would do if his secret got out & he was being interrogated #just sit there being like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #Danny: can i go now #GIW agent: no we still haven't decided whether we can legally experiment on you yet #Danny: can I at least get like. a juice box or something. a fucking cheese cracker or something #Tucker in the other room also being interrogated: I won't talk! #GIW agent: *clicks his pen* #Tucker: okay you got me I'll talk! it all started when I was born... #*twenty minutes later* #GIW agents: *eating popcorn* #Tucker: -and then when I was two I had this nightmare that I was falling into a black hole--you know typical two year old nightmare #this entire interrogation scene (in Power Rangers RPM) is literally perfect for that tho #RPM is actually just the Ultimate Enemy but without ghosts isn't it #I love Ziggy so much. he should be allowed to say fuck #Ziggy should be allowed to say ''Dylan you dumb fuck'' when Dylan asks ''What's a Pow-er Range-er?'' #Ziggy: why's my car got big fuckin anime eyes on it? #K: it's not anime you piece of shit weeb I'll kill you #Dylan: *thinks he's in the Walking Dead* #everyone else: *is in a children's show*

[areyousanta]

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#stfusanta #im logging off for a while #that last post got to me bad for some reason #and now i feel like im a piece of shit for calling zuko dumb #i just #cant right now #deleted both cause i fucking cant

[erinsintra]

i love this person and i agree with everything they say

#EVERY TIME i try to pirate something or download an extension and its a github link #i just give up #there's no exe!!! there's no application!!! there's no tutorial!!! THERE'S JUST A BUNCH OF STUPID FUCKING CODE #what am i supposed to do with it??? #imagine if you bought a cellphone and all the pieces came separately and you had to put it together yourself #fyp #fypツ #memes #tumblr fyp #explorepage #explore #funny #hilarious #fypage #foryou #meme #dumb shit #shitpost #shitposting #github

[bpdohwhatajoy]

Me seeing my ex who literally was the worst out of all of my abusers claim that I was the one who abused him

#like words genuinely cannot describe how much I fucking hate that lying victim complex DARVO ass fucking piece of shit #like the way I endured horrific shit just for him to claim he was in an abusive relationship #makes me so fucking ill #no justice the motherfucker can’t even admit he abused me #bro is like yeah I was in an abusive relationship YEAH AS THE PERPETRATOR YOU DUMB FUCKING SHIT #instead he acts like everyone abuses and hurts him #cptsd #fucked up people #abusive ex #karma I need you