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cto10121 · 2 months

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Actually, the fact that Bella had to think about who was more beautiful—Rosalie, whose literal vampire GIFT is her beauty, and Edward, who is not described as extraordinarily beautiful by any other vampire—speaks volumes. Volumes.

#twilight #fan dumb #twilight clownery #there is no homosexual explanation for this #if bella had not been as attracted to edward there would have been no contest #rosalie is the most beautiful of all #but ofc bella is that chaotic straight #rosalie: *ultra divine vampiric beauty*#bella: oh wow she looks like a sports illustrated model #it’s all right bella you tried(tm)#are the gays okay #probably describing heidi is the most gay bella could get #yeah come to think of it edward is not held as a remarkable beauty by any vampire #bree just called him the red-haired boy and siobvhan called him just lovely i think

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ormymarius · 2 years

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there’s no heterosexual explanation for these looks Hob and Morpheus give each other

#but there is a homosexual explanation #the sandman #the sandman spoilers #hob gadling #dream of the endless

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patronsaint-prometheus · 1 year

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So no ones gonna talk about this post from heavy’s Instagram ? No one is gonna comment on how Dee and Heavy found their fathers old clothes in CHES’ closet ? no one ?

#literally what is Ches doing #there’s no heterosexual explanation but there’s also like one? homosexual explanation. because Ches is just weird #Ches my baby girl I love you never change #also heavy and Dee look amazing. baby boys #ches metal family #chive metal family #dee metal family #heavy metal family #metal family #glam metal family #glam x chive

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lustwithoutlore · 2 months

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Two-Face: Yeah I used to be Bruce Wayne's best friend before going into villainy.

Hush: Well, I was Bruce Wayne's best friend before going into villainy FIRST.

Two-Face: Well I betrayed him more than you did.

Hush: Nice try, bitch, I definitely betrayed him more. I've spent my every waking moment thinking about how to exact my revenge against him since I was a child. I got plastic surgery so I could look exactly like him and try to steal his fortune and kill his butler.

Two-Face, flipping a coin to decide whether or not to call Hush a homophobic slur:

Two-Face: Fa-

#literally there's no heterosexual explanation for thomas elliots behaviour #“i hate bruce wayne SO MUCH i could kill him except I actually want to be JUST like him and I obsessively know everything about him”#“I've also memorized every detail about his face and body so I can surgically transform myself into him”#like my man are you sure you want to be him and not DATE him??#if you dont want to be like Hush kids dont be a psychopath with extremely repressed homosexuality #batfam #bruce wayne #batman #two face #harvey dent #hush dc #thomas elliott #dc comics #alfred pennyworth #also i dont headcanon that Two-Face is homophobic he just loves to offend people

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marshroom580 · 6 months

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I start violently shaking every time I see this panel.

#cablepool #gay gay homosexual gay #there's literally no hetrosexual explanation for this #people dont just say this to their “best friend” who they “divorced” but can't seem to leave alone #this is my roman empire

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samaspic31 · 7 months

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I know i sound like the “are they gay or are they just standing side by side” post but genuinely jango why are you compelled to get so close. Gay ppl

In conclusion i see no difference with this

Credit to @wolfi-sama

#no id #obligatory yeah there’s a platonic explanation. the gay one is funnier #also it was lucas so probably jango trying to be intimidating or whater i prefer the gay homosexual reason #lucas : so in this scene you both try to sus out each other and jango hates jedi #ewan and tem : got it homoeroticism #sam speaks #jangobi #jango #obi wan #why do you need to get close ? to see his eyes ? to take in the glorious mullet ?#idk if the spirk image isn’t a photo manip if yes sorry idk the credit #it had the right vibe #oh im stupid the photo is watermarked #doubt its still their username tho

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ricketycr1cks · 1 year

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I know obviously the plan wasn’t to make Mac gay in the early seasons but every time I watch back I think of Mac with internalized homophobia so bad he has convinced himself he was straight. Mac getting called slurs and bullied so relentlessly that he builds an impenetrable persona, one he won’t even let slip when he’s by himself, terrified once he lets it fall he will be too exhausted to keep it up. Mac getting so tired of spending almost two decades of his life pretending to be someone he isn’t that he gets sloppy, Mac who can’t even get himself to have sex with women anymore. I know it wasn’t the intention but they made one of the most accurate portrayals of internalized homophobia I’ve ever seen in media.

#I wanna make another post about this because #I feel like people think that it’s impossible to interpret early seasons Mac as being gay #and obviously he wasn’t written to be #but like come on do people really think gay men who have wives and children before they came out weren’t convincing??#especially considering Mac wasnt just lying to the people around him he was lying to himself #I simply think there are homosexual explanations for the earlier seasons even if not by choice #I don’t think I explained this very well but you get my point #dennis reynolds #mac mcdonald #dee reynolds #charlie kelly #frank reynolds #iasip #it’s always sunny #it’s always sunny in philly #it’s always sunny in philadelphia #macden #macdennis #iasip mac #iasip dee #iasip dennis #iasip frank #iasip charlie #source: iasip #iasip cast #I’m so sorry these are the ramblings of a mad man

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aceredshirt13 · 10 days

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Sherlock Holmes (1916) Clips I Don't Have a Heterosexual Explanation For

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While this is definitely one of my least favorite Sherlock Holmes movies I've ever seen - not because it's a silent movie, but because the plot is boring, the romance is extremely unconvincing, and I'm not clear if it understands how to be a movie in general - it sure does have some clips that seem to go somewhat against the bland heterosexuality of the movie's premise.

Especially the first clip. I can't even conceive of the thought process behind the first clip. Truly.

So I put them together into a slightly-under-one-and-a-half-minute video. Enjoy!

#red randomness #sherlock holmes #john watson #holmeswatson #being physically intimate especially in older works where masculinity was viewed in a closer manner than it is now #is certainly not indicative of homosexuality #and i wouldn't want to make anyone think that's how i feel #but if you can manage come up with a non-horny explanation for the first clip i would *love* to hear it lmao #and because that's the first clip it truly casts the following two clips in an even more fascinating light #anyway i got used to the video editing thing and i've gone mad with power

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cerosin-bis · 9 months

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Like. I can't stress this enough this is literally kruegergolem.

#kruegergolem #golem #krueger #there is no way they haven't shagged for krueger to escape custody in 2 days with Golem's help #while said man casually learnt he “befriended” a possible murderer and war criminal. there's no explanation that's not blatantly homosexual #call of duty #golemkrueger #mw19

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oatbugs · 1 month

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pls i need to provide updates

#basically yesterday night was chaharshanbe suri . which is a solar new yr tradition where we let go of the past suffering in our year #and like...start the new yr w fresh vigour . anyway so my friend was at the event and we were abt to leap over the fire #and she was like bro im im glad u blocked her (situationship) etc etc . and then. my phone started vibrating. and i look at it. and my f #friend looks at it. and its her. and were both like what the fuck?? i blocked her things r Over and anyway so i pick up the phone and shesl #acting like nothing happened (bc nothing DID happen for her) and she was like ohh ur doing chaharshanbe suri im not doing anything etc what #are ur new yr plans so i jusr .IDK WHY I DID THIS . but ig i didnt wanna come off as like lonely i said probably hanging out w family and #friends maybe reading poetry together . et cetera and she was like wait that sounds so fun why didnt u invite me!#LIKE WDYM YOUVE BEEN CONSISTENTLY MAKING IT CLEAR U DONT WANT TO BE IN MY PRESENCE . and i told her that after #everything i thought she didnt want to see me again and she was like you always think that 😐 . like. ?? ok anyway so she expects me to #invite her . and like. there is an above 0% but sub-5% chance she will actually show up . but the panic that gripped me #i started making calls to my friends asking them if they can come on the 23rd bc there must be an event and also i asked my mother #and she said actually yeah i am doing a thing on the 23rd :D it involves over 16 ppl (we live in a v small flat) of which like...7 are kids #so you wont have space to be in ur own room let alone invite others. which tbh like ...being around a bunch of loud kids doesnt seem fun fo #any of my friends or me etc so i thought maybe i should arrange things so that we all go out together and if she shows up she shows up 🤷‍♀️#but . im so. WHY DID I SAY THAT . i had to panic-call my research partner and ask him to get from oxf to where i live on the 23rd #and when he heard the explanation he like. the light in his voice disappeared 💀 but he potentially agreed so idk #THE ISSUE IS. 23rd im supposed to also have . a date #w this girl that i had a huge crush on when i was 15-16 (posted abt this b4 but id get shitty black coffee in the mornings just to spend a #few more minuted w her each day and she was the cleverest girl in school and she cared abt nothing but her academics but now shes very gay #scraggly homosexual etc etc shes cute) and YEAH IDK #like id have to go there on the date come back fast meet ppl POTENTIALLY (again under 5%) meet situationship girl #like is that even doable #but the thing is it would be so so so funny bc all of my friends dislike her sooo much #.........what if i invited the girl im supposed to have a date w over to hang out w us #god that would be so hilarious and chaotic . i wont do it tho im a mature person x #but it would be soooo funny #I HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT DUE TMRW 12:30PM IT IS 10:49PM RN I HAVENT STARTED IT bc i was rotting sadly in bed #popped a ritalin pill tho so here we go x #i have found myself in a state of such sheer agony and rage and sorrow and grief over this girl that atp i feel like #its just so entertaining . like i feel vaguely over it? ik nothing will come of it so its like just . have fun . vibe

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slushimart · 1 month

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shhh…the lesbians are lesbianing…

#elena of avalor #eoa #elena castillo flores #naomi turner #elenaomi #elena x naomi #lesbians #gays #homosexual #dont worry they have socks on so its NOT gay #theres no heterosexual explanation for this #i love them #my otp #why do I feel like Elena would jokingly flirt with Naomi on a daily basis #‘The amulet isnt the only thing I can be inside of’ Elena would say #Naomi would respond with ‘I wish you stayed in that amulet’

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cto10121 · 3 months

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Twilight Clown Takes Special Edition—Kristen Stewart & the Migratory Slash Fandom

99% sure this is headline bait from Variety, but regardless, the clownery is too tempting to resist, even if it leads to my ultimate destruction. Gasp! Maybe I am queer-coded?

1) Yes, obviously, but also 2) Tell me you only saw the films without telling me you only saw the films.

Because in the books, it’s abundantly clear which of these boys has Bella’s V in a vice hold. And it ain’t the friendly neighborhood werewolf.

The Migratory Slash Fandom Appears

I literally don’t know where to start with this. With the obviously queer-coded characters? Even the dumb anti fandom usually stick to Queer!Alice and Rosalie, and that’s mostly because they hate Edward (and Jacob) with Bella. Their backstories are gay? Only if you believe that writing about trauma is inherently gay, which 😬

Someday I will sit down and make a serious study on this fan tendency to queering het romance even heteros have trouble stomaching (past the obvious resonance of “forbidden love” as a theme). But that day is not today.

Literary Analysis!1!!1!

Because forbidden love trope = queer every time. And I mean every time!!!

Look, Dracula and Carmilla’s queer undertones are more than just the fact that they are Gothic. They literally must have implied queer desire (haven’t read Carmilla, but Dracula at least has the “Leave him! He’s mine!”). There must actually be a current of homoeroticism, symbolic and textual, in the work. If a Gothic novel doesn’t have that, then it’s really not queer (Wuthering Heights would be a prime example). Genres and their conventions are not inherently queer or straight.

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