too many of you are treating this + the various discussions of real sexual assault/abuse in the notes as fun drama or using this post as a vehicle to spread misinformation so im turning reblogs off until you can behave
Phil: I can fetch you cheese, hold on, lemme just say this before I go– and it definitely will not annoy you at all– what if you guys went on a date together flying through the sky?
Pac: Wow, that would be magical! Do you think I can manage to do something to make Fit fly as well?
Tubbo: Every second I lose the will to live a little bit more.
[Phil and Pac laugh]
Tubbo: I wish Sunny never brought me back into this world. Hell was better than this.
Pac: [Ignoring Tubbo] Me… Fit… the clouds… the stars…
Pictured: The Elder Scrolls Advance: Morrowind. It appears that Bethesda's employees planned on announcing this version of Morrowind for the Gameboy Advance as an April Fools joke for 2002, but were either stopped by leadership or asked to take it down shortly after posting it.
Me: Okay, so first I give the monitor a little kiss. He likes it when I do that. Then I run my fingers along his keyboard, making sure to give all the keys equal attention. Then I--
Distraught guy from IT, tears in his eyes: Please just press the power button I'm begging you