#the song not the epic oh god

[toomanypeas]

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#i CANNOT sleep and I've got Dante's Inferno stuck in my head #the song not the epic oh god #imagine if that was your superpower. just knowing all of dante's inferno off by heart #anyway I'm bored and my things to help me go to sleep aren't helping #_why don't you put your phone away then tash_ WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP #also millie attacked my very special rainbow llama jerry who has gone around the world with me and now jerry only has one and a half eyes #it kind of suits him though i think maybe i will make him little glasses bc it looks like he's squinting at the moment #ALSO i was looking up feng shui and discovered that installing floating shelves that hang over my bed was not a move that optimises energy #but they also said that you shouldn't have books in your bedroom so clearly we are not on the same wavelength #i am constantly worried that the shelves will fall on me though #ok. feng shui wins this round #but i will win the war #how would one win a war against feng shui? #...i know. You just have to wait for the universe to finally collapse into chaos #there is no feng shui in entropy #it's me and the universe against you feng shui what are you gonna do about it?? use earthy tones??? position the couch differently??? #anyway i really should put my phone away now #i say that but i will be scrolling on here for at least another thirty minutes #rant post #delete later

[gods-favorite-autistic]

The curse of no one around me irl knowing or caring about Greek mythology or the odyssey is that no one understands why I’m annoyed about people complaining that one of the songs in the epic ocean saga isn’t the ‘get in the water’ because that’s not how the fucking odyssey works!!!!!

#one of the lines!!! is ‘when your homes so close and you’ve reached your coast’ and ‘all of Ithaca will die!’ he’s not even close to home!!! #I know it’s a cool song but it doesn’t come until the almost end!!! #HE LITERALLY JUST DEFEATED POLYPHEMUS IT TAKES HIM 10 YEARS JUST TO GET BACK #‘oh I thought get in the water was gonna be in this’ WHY?!?!? #he still has to meet calypso #fight circe #fight Scylla #fight charybdis #and meet the other gods #literally one Google search will show you that it’s in the second to last saga!!! #madurday night live #epic the musical #epic ocean saga #also!!!! the creator literally showed a list of the songs in the saga and played clips of the songs in the saga!!! #it’s mainly tiktok commenters complaining so idk why I’m surprised

[ghostvibesonly]

JAY GOT HIS MOM TO VOICE ODYSSEUS’S MOM I’M SOBBING

god listening to the underworld hurts so much more after learning that “fun” fact (genuinely it’s so sweet oh my god but i’m using humor to cope)

“i took too long. I ventured too far while you were waiting”

“I’ll always love you”

#i guess beautiful voices run in the family #yes i also audibly gasped when polites showed up #epic #epic the musical #epic underworld saga #epic odysseus #epic odyssey #epic spoilers #epic the musical spoilers #it is an actual crime this saga is only three songs #i’m already on my fourth listen (the first two were the watch party) #correction: now on my fifth i finished the fourth listen while making this post #don’t even get me started on no longer you or the powerful orchestrals at the end with tiresias’s haunting vocals #or jay’s acting oh my god the anger and hurt and betrayal throughout the entire saga #tHE GROWLS I LIVE FOR WHEN ACTORS GROWL IN THEIR SINGING ITS SO GOOD #but also the quieter peaceful moments of love when he sees polites and his mom again #congrats on completing act one jorge!! #i am in your walls!!

[woolysstuff]

Epic underworld saga.... I'm never going to be the same again

#/pos #guys. holy shit #THIS SAGA IS SO BADASS??? WHAAT??? #this is definitely one of my fav sagas so far #THE UNDERWORLD SONG THOUGHHH LIKE OH MY GOD???? #literally gave me chills #text #text post #epic the musical

[alexbutrandomthoughts]

WAIT THEY DROPPED THE CIRCE SAGA???????????? WHAT, HOW DID I MISSED THE ANNOUNCEMENT?!?!?! AND SO SOON AFTER OCEAN SAGA????????? I'M GONNA CRY-

#epic the musical #epic: the musical #epic the circe saga #epic the musical circe saga #OH MY GOD HERMES FULL SONG FINALLY #I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE SO MUCH VSISNSOWN

[joonebugg]

White Knuckle Jerk by Will Wood but it's one sided Wintersberg

Notes on the idea

#fanfic #fanfic ideas #based off a song #white knuckle jerk #ethan winters #karl heisenberg #rebhfun #resident evil 8 #wintersberg #where do you get off #being so god damn beautiful? #OH LOOOORRRRRD #HEART BLUER THAN MY BALLS😫💙 #*epic little piano bit* #i'm so funny #no i'm not

[weepingfireflies]

Me: Listening to Epic the Musical and vibing

Remember Them: [plays]

Me:

#epic the musical #remember them #epic the cyclops saga #best song so far idk why no one's talking about it #(My Goodbye and Just a Man and Surive are also pretty good but oh my GOD) #memes #turn it up meme #my posts

[megaerakles]

I keep playing with a Batfam/the odyssey fusion where Bruce is Odysseus and instead of getting fucked over by the gods for ten years he takes like six months to get home and finds a new kid practically every time he stops his boat

#dick is found when they sack the city that’s Not-Troy #and Jason is on the lotus eater island where his mom died #and Tim is hanging out with the cyclops #Steph is with Circe as an unwillling apprentice #not sure where cass is. maybe the sirens or maybe somehow the underworld idk #Helena could be trapped on an island like calypso #and idk I don’t remeber the rest of Odysseus’s stops #I could go read it again OR I could just wait for the remaining sagas of epic the musical to come out so I can remember #….yes this IS because of the song where Zeus is telling Odysseus to murder the baby and Odysseus is like ‘I could adopt him :(‘ #and zues says no and Odysseus does indeed kill the baby. but I was like. Bruce Wayne would simply tell the gods to fuck off. #OH he’s married to Talia and Damian was born right before he left too. #so he also has the whole ‘wish I could go see my wife and baby boy’ thing going

[coconut530]

WE BACK BABY!!!

#Nevermore #Nevermore Webtoon #Webtoon #OH MY GOD #WHAT A FIREY RETURN HAHAHAHAH #I’ll leave now uh 😂 #No but seriously what an amazing episode to return with! New beginnings for Lenore #She is straight going to pose as a dude and perform a song for her like AAH! #DYING #SHE WROTE THE SONG EVERYONE #And she looks good in red #Montresor as much as I hate him was so fun to read aloud with his maniacal laughing #And Lenore’s determination #Epic #Can’t waiittt to see where the rest of this arc goes so excited! #Mystery manor is the best #Okay byeeeee

[vampylily]

peterick h*destown shower thoughts. thinking about the songbird vs. the rattlesnake/eurydice!pete meeting hades!pete. hades!pete (aka preh!pete) has everything eurydice!pete wants money notoriety and rivieras and for eurydice!pete it's a difficult choice he makes willingly because he loves orpheus!patrick's unending quest to finish the song but he's so lonely! he's tired! he's hungry! but in a meta sort of way, it's a relapse where posth!pete could lose all the things that made him posth!pete and could go back to being what preh!pete was. idk if that makes sense but like. falling into the pattern backwards without even realizing you're relapsing because you are a character and you don't know the story but everyone else knows.

anyways. other additional thoughts include. persephone!patrick flirting with everyone. he's a happy touchy drunk! he likes singing and dancing so he flirts with everyone and hades!pete is totally jealous because patrick never seems to be that outwardly happy with him. he knows that persephone!patrick loves him. he has to. they're married. they promised. but ooooooh that doubt trickles in at the back of his mind until you think that the only thing you can do is try to keep that canary in a pretty cage.

you wanna take me home? / yes / sing the song; orpheus!patrick being a muses son, being touched by the gods. he plays the lyre for when persephone comes up top but he doesn't think of his voice as his main instrument. but then eurydice!pete wants him to sing!!! and so he does and that's how he manages to finish the song because he's put words and voice to the melody he was trying to reshape. just. imagining eurydice!pete falling in love in spite of himself because of orpheus!patrick's singing. and being encouraged by eurydice!pete to finish the song makes it even more devastating when orpheus!patrick finds himself so alone with nothing but his own voice and the belief that he has the golden voice and the songs to fix the world, belief that eurydice!pete had in him, begins to waver until he can't care about grand things like trials by the gods or fix the world back into two. and he has to turn back just to see eurydice!pete with his own eyes.

#god i wish i could draw bc some of these au ideas just works better as a drawing piece bc it's less plot and more concept #like an epic iii scene #preh!pete ancient young king sprawled at that stool #orpheus!patrick standing right in the middle sweating under the bright lights nervous in front of the microphone #but with a fierce determination in his eyes #eurydice!pete watching him because if anything can save him it's patrick and his voice and his songs #and persephone!patrick. watching it all. thinking about when they were young. when his pete first asked him to sing. #oh man. #peterick

[memchiix]

My oldest character who has gone unchanged since he was made back in like 2015 idk

#my art #digital art #original character #messy art #idk what to tag this oh my god help #I honestly love his design even to this day #Like he’s so silly #Oh also the text is song lyrics if u recognize the song then ur epic

[a-god-in-ruins-rises]

i can’t even celebrate the death of the queen because so many of the people doing that are cringe and i don’t want to be associated

#fuck the left for making me sympathize with the british and their monarchy #fuck the queen #not because she was racist or colonialist or white or whatever #fuck her for being ineffectual and impotent and overseeing the decline of the british empire #and the introduction of the neoliberal world order #i think the brits who are crying over the death of the queen are cringe #but they're at least sympathetic #like most of them are probably good people and upstanding citizens with patriotic feelings #and i can respect that #but all the degenerates who mock them are repulsive and sickly creatures #and those irish dudes who were dancing in front of the palace #oh my god so fucking embarrassing lmao #i am pro-irish independence and everything #but seeing shit like that makes it difficult #go have a parade and shoot off some fireworks or something instead #don't give me some sassy clapback video you made to go viral for epic internet upvotes #lmao #just the aesthetics of it all is so fucking sad #i wish the reaction was something more like the french during the revolution #common men and women marching together and singing patriotic songs and demanding a republic #instead we just have these cringe hyenas foaming at the mouth #so superficial and full of ressentiment #just jumping at the opportunity to be a victim

[pebblezone]

Wait omg Apple changed the essential albums for The Beach Boys this is so fucking based

#talkingcore #like it’s newest to oldest so I thought they stopped at pet sounds because they wanted it front and center which is fair #but no they cut out everything before today! and put surfs up and sunflower in Oh My God #pet peeve: they have surf’s up under 1970 instead of 1971 which then cause of the alphabet makes it seem like sunflower came out first #which it did not. but whatever omgggg this has like no real impact but this is such epic news!!! great minute for annoying people!!!! #okay actually wait they do the same order thing with today! and summer days summer nights where they came out in the same year today! #came out first but because of the alphabet it makes it look like summer days summer nights is older which is false though I guess in som #ways the sound Does reflect that.GRGHDJ i forgot to post the other day how they fucked up their top songs #they had like a demo tape & 5 versions of merry Christmas baby as the top songs which like Girl No Fucking way #OH it was fun fun fun from fucking STARS AND STRIPES GDGDHDJ hate that album so fucking much summer in paradise gets bashed on (as it should #BUT it’s at least The Beach Boys singing. so tell me why they try to play off this shitty ass glorified cover album as The Beach Boys #the beach boys don’t sing on it!!!!!!! it’s just fucking covers!!!!!!!!!!!!! and they’re not even good they got Caroline no and it :( #that is not for you that is for me that’s me that’s my song I’m caroline I had my femininity mourned like it’s ME fuck You Stars and Stripes #it is funny that still cruisin and summer in paradise were So ass that they literally are Not on streaming platforms I had to listen to them #for the first time through YouTube because No one wants to pay for them and like. yeah. that’s a good call

[jewishdainix]

So glad they kept the "all i hear are screams" line drspite cutting the song ismarus. It is sooo good

#ALL I HEAR ARE SCREAAAMS #EVRRYTIME I DARE TO CLOSE MY EYES #I NO LONGER DREAAAM #only nightmares of those who died!! #such a good line. #im listening to the old versions of the songs and oh my god it sounds exactly like hamilto #so glad they changed cause not only is it more unique it just generally sounds better #epic: the musical

[sebs-anxiety-and-insanity]

@anxieteas-tea the amount of times I've replayed square hammer is astronomical- please for my sanity send me more recs 😭 they're so good

#everytime i hear a ghost song im just like 'oh my god theyre just so GOOD' #and i think it makes my stardew valley gameplay 10x more epic #also dont feel pressured to send in recs or just ghost recs cause honestly from what ive seen your music taste is so dam fine #respectfully 💀

[metalheadmickey]

🎶✨when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool)🎶✨

also received from @energievie & @gallawitchxx 🖤

"hexie mountains" by orville peck

"glorybox" cover by author and punisher

"no vowels" by big business

"towers" by dvne

"ode to billie joe" by bobbie gentry

#this is what's happening a lot right now on my spotify #my fiance is currently hyperfixated on bobbie gentry and he's making it my problem and honestly. i'm not complaining. #just discovered dvne the other day and this song has wrecked my shit #no vowels might be one of my favorite songs i've ever heard in my entire life #that cover of glorybox is transformative and epic and beautiful #and my god just go listen to hexie mountains by orville peck oh my god #thanks for sending this to me! #asks