#ok. feng shui wins this round

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#i CANNOT sleep and I've got Dante's Inferno stuck in my head #the song not the epic oh god #imagine if that was your superpower. just knowing all of dante's inferno off by heart #anyway I'm bored and my things to help me go to sleep aren't helping #_why don't you put your phone away then tash_ WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP #also millie attacked my very special rainbow llama jerry who has gone around the world with me and now jerry only has one and a half eyes #it kind of suits him though i think maybe i will make him little glasses bc it looks like he's squinting at the moment #ALSO i was looking up feng shui and discovered that installing floating shelves that hang over my bed was not a move that optimises energy #but they also said that you shouldn't have books in your bedroom so clearly we are not on the same wavelength #i am constantly worried that the shelves will fall on me though #ok. feng shui wins this round #but i will win the war #how would one win a war against feng shui? #...i know. You just have to wait for the universe to finally collapse into chaos #there is no feng shui in entropy #it's me and the universe against you feng shui what are you gonna do about it?? use earthy tones??? position the couch differently??? #anyway i really should put my phone away now #i say that but i will be scrolling on here for at least another thirty minutes #rant post #delete later