#the others would totes do this

[mochinomnoms]

Who do you think would be the kind of dad to take their daughter on daddy daughter dates?

My dad used to do this for me and I loved it sm, imo I think everyone should experience that kind of love from their father <3

Ideally, I think all of them, cause that's just how a father should be. Who makes it a bigger deal, though? I think it's the following:

Deuce: He has such fond memories of going out with just him and his mom that I think he'd want to recreate that. He's taking his daughter out to a cute café near the house to spend some time with her and learn about her week at school. Afterwards he'll take her to play at the park and push her on the swings, blissfully listening to her happy squeals and laughter.

Riddle: His mother caused some permanent damage to his ability to make health relationships, this is just a matter of fact. Perhaps now that he's an adult, the relationship between them as improved, but Riddle is terrified of being like his mother. So, while still firm, Riddle indulges his daughter with several daddy-daughter dates, specifically once a week on Sunday from noon to 2pm. They go out to a lovely café that serves the Clover Bakery pastries and have lunch, tea, and strawberry tarts as he listens to her talk about school, friends, and her favorite books. It's his favorite event alongside your dinner dates.

Leona: Okay, so hear me out, if he were to ever have a kid, he'd spoil the shit of them to make sure that they'd never grow up they way he did. So daddy daughter dates are totally a regular thing. He orders all their favorite foods and drinks as he reserves the game room in the royal library, where he teaches her to play chess. His daughter growing up with confidence and assurance in herself is important, so he doesn't go easy on her. But he does offer very helpful tricks and advice til the day he's proud to admit she's locked him into a checkmate.

Floyd: It's less “dates” and more of “let's fuck up as much shit as we can before your other parent gets us in trouble.” Floyd thinks it's important that his daughter toughens up, so he rough houses with her when they go out, much to her delight. They've gotten kicked out of a few establishments under the sea. Azul begrudgingly lets them in his and his mother's restaurants, where they delight in tormenting him as they eat their takoyaki. They like to have fun.

Jamil: He wants to make sure that his kids know that he loves them and cherishes them no matter what, status or no status. It's hard, feeling like your parents are more concerned about the care and emotions of your charge instead of you. So he regularly takes his daughter on little dates where she can buy little treats for just herself, vent about her duties as a servant (though she gets along surprisingly well with Kalim's oldest), and offer her cuddles in the porch swing. The last one they went on, she got a pair of snake keychains, one for her and one for him. Jamil has it on his key ring when he's working.

Vil: He's thriving, actually. Daddy-daughter dates? No. Daddy-daughter outings! He has fond memories of going out with his father, even as a busy child actor. So, he takes his own daughter to the spa and shopping, instilling expensive taste much to your disapproval. Vil thinks he's simply setting her up with successful self care habits, which you can't deny. He won't mention that she allows him to use silly kid makeup on him in the privacy of their home after their shopping sprees, though. He scrubs his face clean, but always allows you to take pictures, as long as they don't get out to the press. He has an image to uphold.

Rook: The embodiment of a simp and a girl dad, Rook is so in love with his mini-him. Cause let's be real, no matter how much she might look like you, she is a Hunt through and through. Rook reserves one of his family's more remote cabins where he can take her out hunting. He's teaching her the basics of animal tracking, wildness survival, and even shooting. They do briefly turn into family trips instead of daddy-date trips after Rook has to go to the emergency room after accidentally getting shot in his shoulder. He's very proud that his daughter has figured out the basics, but she's crying, and you're frantic. Just in case of an emergency, you tag along with first aid supplies for a little while until your daughter is more confident with her bow.

Malleus: He is SO in love with being a father. He gives no shit about what's on his calendar, if it's daddy-daughter date night, then it's daddy-daughter date night! He will take her scrolling around the gardens as he holds her in his arms and tells her about all the grotesques and gargoyles on the castle. He was so lonely as a child, so he's determined to make sure his own children never feel the same. Between him and her, they have their own Gargoyle Club that meets weekly to visit other castles and admire their architecture. He's yet to convince Leona to let them visit Pride Rock Palace to look at their versions of gargoyles.

#mochi asks #twst #twisted wonderland #deuce spade #riddle rosehearts #leona kingscholar #floyd leech #jamil viper #vil shoenheit #rook hunt #malleus draconia #the others would totes do this #but i think these guys in particular its personally important to do so

[marzipanilla]

lol I did it first

#invincible spoilers #invincible #i understand production times and the script would have been written and everything recorded ages ago guys #but still makes me laugh a bit #glad they gave her more to do in the levy confrontation #not sure how I feel about 'she totes evil in all other dimensions too' but I mean #whatever I doubt we're going to get any follow up on that from her end #tho alt marks running into her and still being mamas boys w her around would be hilarious #like oh want me to kill this guy for you mom? : ) oh haha honey no lets go uh... keep them alive so they can suffer instead? #Debbie Grayson #Angstrom Levy

[terrorbirb]

:((((((((( boss didn't buy me lunch like they normally do on people's last day. Commence absolute minimal effort to finish out this job.

#totes bro #he like. forgot. its not exactly targeted #just emblematic of how they take me for granted #IDK! i just think i shouldn't have to office manage my going away lunch #if he doesn't take me to dinner i will block his number upon exit so he cannot ask me any question ever #its an office joke how much i enjoy free food #absolute minimal effort from this second on #this doesnt count as one of those things that therapy would be like 'dont assume people can read your mind and say how you feel' #1. because i don't have a different relationship to him than literally every other coworker #2. he's my boss and not like someone i care about on a personal level #:(((((((((((((( #not to keep bringing this up but im the only person they didnt get a wedding gift either #i. don't. care. if its usually my job to arrange this partially and remind my bosses #am i supposed to arrange my wedding gift and going away lunch because i do office managing? #i dont even have my bowl to eat my sad frozen bag of peas because i left it accidentally #i on some level knew this would be the case

[nellyrue]

Everyone mad about main character syndrome Imogen

Me shoving Percy in a closet like in tangled

#critical role #critical role spoilers #this is only supposed to make you laugh #like totes okay if you dont like it when one character gets more attention than others or have arcs around them #also two characters did die so like that is very upsetting #but i am not someone who minds it even when my fave dies (orym) #but i need something to make me giggle until next week so i can see how much to cry you know #also not tagging characters so i hope it doesnt show up in those tags #after so many years on tumblr one would think i know how to use #i do not

[unopenablebox]

in theory there is a series of next classes on sewing machine use to take, featuring instructions on various techniques

but as far as i can tell learning to assemble a tote bag has taught me everything i need to assemble drawstring project bags, which is what i actually got into this to learn to make in the first place

so im just going to book sewing machine time for next week, pre-cut some fabric i already have at home according to a drawstring bag pattern i found, and just. try making things?

#the place where i took the class lets u rent sewing machine time so i. am just going to go for it #i like taking classes when im a complete beginner but for crafts i very quickly move to the stage where i would like to try generalizing #through a combination of Looking Online and Trying Stuff. and will come back for more direct instruction once i am truly stymied on a parti #ular skill or technique. i took one knitting class when i was 9 to make sure i could form stitches the right way round and otherwise am #committed to just finding stuff online and trying it and it always works out. and i feel this should work the same way. #box opener #feel free to recommend other things that i should feel ready to just try given that i have 'can sew a simple tote bag' capacities #is it too bold to make a run at an unlined pair of drawstring shorts? i have some to use as a model! does it definitely need elastic?? will #that be hard??? can i definitely not learn it from blogs do you think. because if i can im gonna

[deityofhearts]

I feel like as someone who was a cashier it’s very easy to say I’d hate to be the person ringing up safiya and tylers purchases but I also once rang up like $300+ worth of fake flowers for a rlly sweet woman when I worked at dollar tree and was more like, fascinated than anything

#deity dialogue #she was using them for a big decorative cross btw #it was around easter time I believe #she even let me take pictures of all the flowers she bought #she was really sweet #tbh like when I check out so many items I have nothing against the customer #and especially if they’re nice too like sweetie dw I got this ily you have don’t nothing wrong #even worse is when ppl would buy so many glass items it’s like listen. I hate ringing up glass items cause I wrap them as they go and it’s a #whole nightmare but I have no beef with you dear customer c’mere I will protect you #I only take issue with customers when they’re rude like #listen the purchase can be annoying as sin but I’m not mad at my customers about it #all this to say I would ring up safiyas 100+ soaps and instead of being mad be more amused than anything #like even if she was just some random person I’d be like this is so fascinating why are you buying all this soap #ppl who buy a tone of one thing have plans. they have things to do and I’m gonna figure it out #similarly when I worked at Walmart a woman bough a couple hundred of several school items to donate #and me and several coworkers worked to count them and get them for her and shit then me and two others helped her pack them into some totes #I’m her car and she was so sweet and kept apologizing and we were like no ma’am you’re totally okay ily #she tried to offer to give me and the two helping her a tip but one there was no need tbh we preferred this to the hell inside the store #because the manager was on our ass about how we need to somehow find space for all the school items in storage #and two if we accepted money we could’ve gotten in trouble lmao

[fatherramiro]

im traveling on friday which has given me the ADHD “ooh ive got an appointment at 3 i can't do anything except wait for it” feels except its fucking tuesday and my damn flights not until friday so you can imagine how annoyed i am

#ive started packing which is ridiculous imo #tomorrow is the ideal day for packing #plus i can't pack any makeup+toiletries until friday morning before i leave anyways since ill need them #and ive got to do laundry at some point #all i want to do is put on my travel outfit which ive planned for peak cozy #and just fucking gooooooo #also im p sure my carry on tote isn't going to fit my laptop AND the two books i want to bring #theoretically i could just bring one and pack the other #but that would be fucking logical and im being annoying soooooo

[fortes-fortuna-iogurtum]

anyone need a couple sets of antique knitting needles? i might have a few extras here :P

#these are all from a lot my dad got from the rummage section of an estate sale #(which basically means there were a bunch of odds and ends that no one wanted left after the main auction part of the sale #and they were selling it off for really low prices) #it was all these needles + a plastic tub (one of those big grey ones) of crochet thread + like 3 totes worth of fabric??? #and an assortment of thread and random other bits and pieces #he got the whole assortment for about $70 because he figured I might want the fabric at least #most of it is sitting out in the garage (the cat slept in it for a while) and needs to be sorted through and washed before anything #can be done with it #but there are some solid pieces out there! #and of course all these knitting needles 😂 #I’m not sure what to do with most of these as I already have most of the sizes represented here #but I don’t wanna just give them to goodwill/the local pet charity thrift shop like I usually would? I feel like I should keep them for now #and maybe give them away as I find actual people who could use them #idk it’s not like I find people who are in dire need of knitting needles especially often in my day to day life 😂 #(ok hang on that’s a lie—I work in the needle art department of a crafts store. I actually *do* encounter that on a daily basis #just not as much in my personal life as in the hours I spend at my job) #we’ll see what I end up doing with these but for now I guess I’m keeping them until God sends me someone they’re meant for #mobile #gurt says stuff #knitting #needle art

[orcelito]

Also it really fuckin says smth that I haven't really talked to my ex step family in about 8 years But I still have dreams sometimes of getting into fights with my ex step sister

It's very frustrating 😐

#speculation nation #dream shit #i lived with them for about 7 years. through the ages of 10 to 17 #aka Very Formative. even if it's a relatively short time overall #i was closest in age to my ex step sister (who's 11 months younger than me. Not a year as she'd insist. only 11 months) #we hung out all the time. played with each other All the time #except she was the most OBNOXIOUS human being ever & i was her FAVORITE target to harass #we'd get in fights all the time but it was almost entirely her purposefully pushing my buttons bc she Knew how to piss me off #& it was so frustrating. there was never any sense to the fights. i'd try to talk rationally and she would never listen to me #so anyways i still sometimes get dreams where shes there and being obnoxious and it gets me SO fucking angry lmfao. kinda crazy #yes including last night #i pulled out of helping her with smth bc my hands were getting Stabbed with glass shards #and she was being SO shitty about it. & i got so angry bc like Literally i didnt want to be doing that either!!! #idk dreams r so weird. pulling up ppl i havent seen in so long. but bc i knew them in My Youth my brain totes them around forever #little puppet caricatures of who they once were for me. regardless of how much time has passed and how much theyve grown. #im sure shes a more reasonable adult now. tho still entirely outside of my realm of existence lol

[marinecorvid]

Our window to get the house cleaned up and get rid of everything we need to before landlord puts it on the market is RAPIDLY closing and my mother is picking the most time and energy wasting battles and I’m going to rip my nonexistent hair out

#and it’s not like I can realistically do much when she wants to ‘properly’ deal with everything #like sell it or something else. idk #when my solution from day 1 for so much of this shit has been Bring it to the dump or goodwill #piles of fucking totes everywhere in the house of shit she doesn’t want to get rid of #AND!!!!!!! AND #SHE SAYS we really need to get all this furniture under control LADY #*YOURE* THE ONE ACTIVELY BRINGING IN NEW FURNITURE INTO THE HOUSE!!!!!!! #WE DIDNT NEED A NEW DINING TABLE WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU ADD THIS TO OUR LIST OF STRESSORS #and it’s not like I have a functioning car so I can just go behind her back and start shuttling stuff out #we still have to scrap the truck #and the other trucks old parts #and just. so much #AND she volunteered to go down to Maryland for a weekend!! to help someone ELSE clean!!!! #I’m just. so tired of it #to the point where for the last week or so I’ve been dreading coming home from work lmao

[terrorbirb]

Sometimes I don't want to hire people because their skill set overlaps with mine and I don't really want the work I enjoy (programming) taken away from me just because the new person can also do it . "that skill would be extremely beneficial to the business" as though I cannot already do it if I weren't supervising, warehousing, purchasing, and double checking sales. Idk especially hiring someone who's good with databases to do supervising seems like a dumb idea and a waste. This company already suffers from having too many engineers; I don't want a math major supervising too.

#totes bro #we have another good choice! #I dont know why repeating my personality and skillset would be helpful #im obviously not a great supervisor #idk why she would be either #the other guy? super outgoing #also we need someone who can assemble racking and we arent getting it done with me and her #idk im a baby and when everyone talks about getting someone else in to do something i can do i dislike it #i didnt want to hire a sales engineer instead of a salesperson and i still think i was justified

[guinevereslancelot]

i'm literally so dumb

#i ignored my leg pain while i still had insurance and then it got really bad and i kept ignoring it?? #like yeah i can totes treat this at home #even tho i didn't know what was causing it #anyway i figured out its nerve pain im pretty sure #the femoral cutaneous nerve #ginseng is helping a bit for rn which i lucked into when i thought it was muscle pain and i was looking for over the counter muscle relaxan #apparently it helps with nerve pain tho #its the only thing making it bearable #anyway #this is nowhere near as scary as my eye problems so its a good time to figure it out ig #and the eye treatment isn't as expensive as a feared at least short term #so hopefully i can deal with whatever is causing this #i never had an injury but apparently endo can cause it possibly or something else compressing the nerve #i think a pinched nerve could do it but im p sure that would have cleared up in the past four years lol #actually now that i think abt it i did throw out my back rlly bad several years ago? so maybe there was an injury idk #i never thought abt back injury as the source of leg pain but apparently it is #hopefully a chiropractor can fix me 👍 #and t #THEN i can finally chill #but tbh im not worried abt this bc im still relieved abt the other thing #the pain is wicked bad sometimes but i can still walk lol #and now that i figured out its serious i can get it dealt with #i suppose the pain level should have clued me in but i genuinely thought i was doing it to myself from stress #like hypertension or something lol

[nibbles-whispers]

just think of me next time someone fucks you doll. make sure you think about every word I say and every name I use until you can't think any more. then you'll have to explain to them why you're moaning incoherent things about being called doll and being stalked while they rail you~

i would sir, if i could. but no one else if fucking me

#chat to i give off non-virgin vibes #this is an accomplishment #nu but as soon as i find someone willing to fuck me i will totes do this :3 #or was i supposed to pretend that i've had sex alr for the sake of the ask #im new to this not true to this so i dunno #sigh this is wut happens when i have to think for myself #nothing makes sense 😭 #in other news i feel like hypnosis would work on me #this revelation was completely unrelated to this ask #(chat was that believable be honest)

[sotogalmo]

2:10 am

I suddenly remembered this drawing!!

A very old au, that I decided to re visit and redo when I re watched like. Sonic characters meeting their genderbends (e.i: Tailsko, Sonica, Jamey, etc).

I have Something About Amy'd your Jamey Rose

#time diary(?) #audrey/kellie's time diary #audrey/kellie's art #i like the idea that other male hedgehogs have a tuff of fur around their necks while Sonic doesn't. So Jamey has that going on for hin #but that does kinda get moved around since. yk how Tails is in the og series: expermenting on Amy (tho with full-ish? consent) #so Tailsko just. rearranged his fluff to be around his gloves and to yk. make his chest fluffier. girls like fluffy things #the “x” on his chest is just due to surgery from tailsko. but could be a call back to Lord X #for the whole make-up thing is uhm. why not?? if Jamey is just another version of Amy then he totes would like. do make-up #if his whole house is pink like Amy's then he just. does the same routine that Amy does or smth #sonic the hedgehog #sonic the hedghog fanart #sth au #sth fanart #sth #there's something about amy #there's something about jamey AU #tsaj au #tsaa au #the collar is from canon Amy from TSAA #<- i use references for my designs!

[provokedgoalie]

so today I bought two mushroom shirts from different stores <3

#i would post a pic but i have it packed in a tote bag #since I'm going to disney this week #& i do not feel like searching for them & taking everything out 🤧 #BUT i will post pics when i unpack/wear the outfit :3 #one of them is more realistic #& the other one is like cutesy #but I'm so happy to have bought them #ngl my obsession w/ fungi started with the book ‘mexican gothic’ by silvia moreno-garcia #c