#the man doesnt blink!

[chrliekclly]

i firmly believe in this conspiracy theory that there was an episode that got scrapped this season to make room for the celebrity booze episode BLINK TWICE IF U KNOW SOMETHING…. please

#the man doesnt blink mom! #the man doesnt blink! #ask #anon #ramblings #s16 #im not a person who knows things sorry if i gave u tht impression smhow lol im jst sort of ther #we had 8 eps last season too tho right? my guess is its jst th new normal. depressing new normal. #i heard a costume designer on a diff set way b4 i got hired s15 like 'im doing sunny next. heard only 8 eps this season' nd was crestfallen #it might jst b wat theyr doing now #lets pray for s17 ig

[ghouljams]

I wish to hear more about Murphy the feed store guy who is apparently getting freaked out by König paying full price

Murphy is like 70 years old and owns the feed store. The store has a name but nobody uses it because the sign is so old and the paint is so worn that everyone just calls it by the owner's name. "Murphy's" easy. The only thing that's really of note about Murphy or the store is that Murphy loves to haggle.

See every item in the store is slapped with a hilariously high price tag, so high that any farmer with half a brain would look at it and go, "Now hold on, that don't look right to me." But this is Murphy's design. Everyone in town knows that if you go to the feed store you gotta be prepared to haggle, gotta be prepared to stick to your guns and not wilt under Murphy's overgrown catapillar brows and eager grin. It's Goose's favorite part of shopping, and the rest of the 141 find out on their first trip to Murphy's what is expected and why.

One man in town has not gotten the memo. One man is trying to be polite and just pay Murphy for his wares. One man is 7 feet tall and stares Murphy down in a way that makes his stomach churn when he tells him he is happy to pay full price.

"You're sure I can't interest you in a discount?" Murphy asks hesitantly. König tips his head forward looking at the neatly notated order list and the prices. He looks back at Murphy, eyes boring holes into him, expression unreadable behind the bandana mask.

"Nein, I am sure you are asking what is fair." Murphy feels his stomach drop, is this guy trying to intimidate him? Is he trying to say something about his pricing practices? Murphy dabs his forehead with a handkerchief.

"You're a loyal customer, a discount would be-" König holds up a hand to stop him.

"You are very kind, but I am sure you need the money more than I do." Jesus christ. Murphy is starting to sweat. Is this guy trying to say the store is in disrepair? That he thinks business is bad?

"Hey buddy, you a fuckin' moron or what?" Moon asks behind König. Murphy sweats more watching König turn to face her. His eyes sweeping high and then tipping his head down to look at her. König's eyes narrow.

"Ah, hello sister." König says pleasantly, Moon stares up at him with all the patience of a woman parked next to a fire hydrant, "I did not know nuns were allowed to swear."

Murphy tries to motion for Moon to absolutely not respond to that. She blows a bubble with her gum and snaps it at König. "I'll say a Hail Mary later," she tells him, "Who are you supposed to be? Zorro?"

Murphy says a quick prayer: please dear God do not let your disciple start another fight in his store, not with this giant man.

"König, and you are?" The giant asks, tipping his head to the side, his fingers twitching too close to his holster for Murphy's liking.

"You like moonshine König?" Moon pulls a flip phone from her pocket, ignoring König's question.

"I do not know what that is."

"Fantastic." Murphy motions again, desperately, for Moon to maybe stop with the sales pitch. Just for his own health. König turns to look at him mid gesture.

"This is very rude," he tells him, mimicking the gestures Murphy had made, "we are trying to have a conversation."

"Of course," Murphy tells him, holding his hands up placatingly, "don't mind me." König nods, Moon raises a brow at Murphy. It's weird seeing him like this, he's usually so commanding. She looks up at König who is waiting patiently for her to continue their conversation.

Oh she is going to upcharge the hell out of this dumbass.

#oc: Murphy #oc: Moon #cowboy!König #why did you want this? what do you care about Murphy #König is big and twitchy and doesnt blink a lot it freaks Murphy out #why the fuck are you comfortable paying 200% markup dude? #Moon does absolutely extort this man #texting Goose about the giant weirdo freaking Murphy out and paying full price #goose: lol dumbass how much are you gonna charge him for corn? #moon: sends along upcharged number #goose: that might actually be more illegal than the fact that youre distilling in the woods. dont do that #ghoul speaks

[peppermintpegis]

netflix one piece live action feels a little like fanfic in that it makes sure it hits all the important notes but doesnt do all the work to make them hit which works in fic where the reader is supposed to bring all the emotional story investment from the original but doesnt work in a multi million adaptation that is supposed to be able to stand on its own or even serve as an intro to the series. it even does this in service to have more koby and helmeppo gay moments in this essay i w

#one piece #opla #the fleshing out of koby and helmeppo is like honestly good its a beacon of light its truly really fun #and all the actors are great it is just what they are given . #they didnt let nami do any real betraying. they didnt even have her steal the merry!! she just stole the map that they added in!!!! #ddont get me started on the gutting of sanjis intro. i dont give a shit about if don krieg appears or not i need to see this guy fuckin #feed the hand thats about to kill him im going to start shaking like a dog. #im almost madder krieg appeared for just a little id rather have that time be used for. anything else really. #like have one of arlongs guys starved half to death when they get to arlong park!or idk anything! no gin appears look its gin! you know him #sanji doesnt even get to beat the shit out of a shitty guest. like i guess he does a little but it feels so blink and you miss it #+the first like two eps were good!! buggys great hes scary and weird and fun. i dont mind that he sticks around longer in theory #but the way he is comedic relief instead of basically every character having funny bits is like. ahghhhgggg. its a symptom of this really #mean and edgy feeling the whole thing has. like the removal of people missing usopps pirate calling :( and how cocoyashi didnt know #nami was working to help them. like p. please. can we have caring and bonds in this world?? trust and love??? #anyway. sorry for having expectations of a netflix show im so close to putting this into a more proper form rather than tags. just to get i #all out of my system cause fuck man. #anyway solid 7/10 not as bad as it couldve been

[neo-shitty]

“this gifted intruder…manipulates gravity!” 🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦

#AND MY MAN THANK YOU TO MY MAN #i honestly thought i was so over chuuya atp but alas look at me #i have been giggling every time hints were dropped that someone else was in mersault #I MISSED HIM SO MUCH IDC THAT HE’S UNDEAD #WHY DID HE SOUND LIKE A BIRD IM CRYING BABY???? blink twice if u’re not ok #BUNGO STRAY DOGS AND STRAY KIDS ENJOYERS PLEASE AGREE WITH ME WHEN I SAY KENJI GIVES FELIX VIBES #AND VICE VERSA #THE FRECKLES THE ATTITUDE EVERYTHING #tecchou 🫦🫦🫦 #OH FUCK as much as i love teruko as a villain i wouldnt want her to be my enemy at all 😃 #the way bram speaks is knocking my out 🤣 the effort put into his character’s dialogue actually #TECCHOU DOESNT GIVE A SHIT ABT WHATS UP HE’S JUST LOOKING FOR HIS BF #he actually wld swear that he hates jouno and proceeds to find him when he’s missing i love them actually #tecchour forgetting he had a whole other mission when kenji offered to look for jouno with him #YK WHAT #TECCHOU REMINDS ME OF WONWOO #the only thing i gained this year from bsd was a mad crush on both tachihara siblings i hate it here i really do #bring him back asagiri 😔😔😔😔😔 #TACHIHARA MY MAN 😭 #he’s so cool and i love him so much i might cry #THIS WHOLE CLIP OF HIM IM SOBBING #atsushi you’re so naive 😔 #kenji tecchou fight tho 😗 #toff.txt #bsd spoilers

[insinirate]

god how i missed tankdad and his not-son pico

theyre everything to me rn

#watching the fungus show has rewired my brain for these 2 #john being a broken man whos lost too many people he just doesnt blink when he kills anyone anymore picking up this snappy little teen #who loves shitty jokes and never shuts the fuck up when he should and also wants a gun Really Really Bad #first as a transaction. basically just a means to an end of finding someone hes already invested emotion in #then finding out actually? he can get used to this. picos noisy ass beats aimlessly drifting thru the apocalypse til he gets jumped #or finally topples over from how much everything sucks #and pico actually finds someone who stays and chooses to keep him to the extent that john actively refuses to die while picos at risk #among other things johns willing to do to other people that try to take pico from him💀 #anyway pico gets to enjoy getting glimpses of the world before it ended thru an old man who heals the bleeding killer in his heart by #by being some weird teens lame dad #anonymous

[yet-another-autism-blog]

I've been experiencing something similar to but distinct from stims which, despite knowing inside that it is not stimming, I am choosing to believe and claim is stimming, lest I have to acknowledge the possibility that its something else.

#actuallyautistic #actually autistic #autism #autistic #autism spectrum disorder #stim #anytime im in public i start getting twitches in my neck that make me kind of cock my head to the side #and then blinking hard #i can choose not to do it #but i have to focus on it #but also it doesnt really happen if im specifically focused on something #like i went bowling with my friends #and while we were bowling it didnt happen #but when we were just sitting around eating and hanging out after it did #idk man im just going to continue to believe its stimming #stimming 2.0 if i must

[priestofberath]

it will never not be funny 2 me that in fnv, if you’re not either stupid or a gay man, the only way to get arcade as a companion is to undergo the pain of performing 500 billion Tasks for the followers and/or giving them all your med x. but if you’re stupid enough or gay enough you can just go up to him like Hey I’m stupid / Hey I like Men and he’ll just drop everything and follow you into the desert to go get killed in the desert. also doesn’t he drink your soda if you give him soda

#i also like how arcade is im pretty sure the most built companion #ive played hardcore before and i dont think hes ever actually died. in hardcore #or ever gone unconscious in normal mode. #whereas veronica and rex being melee attackers do good damage but kick the bucket on the regular #raul and boone are more durable but still eat shit on the occasion #i have the yes man companion mod and even he went down once #admittedly because he was standing in the middle of a circle of like 4 deathclaws but still #arcade will blast god in the face with a laser pointer and just not even care #he's the most dangerous man in the mojave wasteland. AND he has poor self esteem. #ok that being said i recently got the benny returns mod and ulysses companion mod #but havent actually gotten that far yet to meet them #so im kind of curious to see like. how that goes #my prediction is benny is going to get his shit kicked in on the reg but ulysses will be just as strong as arcade if not more so #why does ulysses have 11 charisma btw #he doesnt blink just stares at you like someones kid in line at mcdonalds #and talks exactly like someone who hasn't interacted with another person in like a year which he hasn't #ulysses kind of owns btw. i love listening 2 his podcast #ok i need to stop saying shit in the tags. God blass. Fallout Brain Rot

[suenitos]

i believe everyone is queer until proven cishet personally

#JK!!!!!!!! no but srsly this discourse is THREE years old george doesnt even blink at being called a twink or a bottom anymore man #WHO CARES!

[todayisafridaynight]

i love rewatching mine cutscenes cause even if he tries to be about as emotional as a boulder there’s always at least one single frame of him where a thousand words couldn’t really encapsulate everything he’s feeling in that moment

#rgg #yakuza 3 #yoshitaka mine #snap chats #spam bots please dont touch this blog ty #utterly compelled to draw him again so heres my warning for mineposting later Potentially #BUT NO LISTEN HE'S SO FUNNY HE'S MY FAVORITE #i love that in characters when their feelings are so Blink And You Miss It- it makes it fun to spot #like i was rewatching the last cutscene of Y3 because it tickles my brain and also daigo makes me cry #but on that note like.. when daigo just asks mine if hes ok and doesnt really care too much about the situation at hand yk #like granted he probably just assumed the cia banged them up but he really doesnt even look for an explanation #he's just going off that assumption Presumably and so when he asks mine- totally none the wiser about what ACTUALLY happened- #and you just see the /slightest/ twitch in mine's eyes- like mine's expressive through his eyes i find #or maybe ive lost it but i feel like thats where you find his feelings best #my man's about to cry right there and then for almost killin the dude he loves and that kills me every single time #another instand i like with mine's Displays Of Emotion is that scene with him and kanda #where kanda just demands money and men from him and mine grimaces #like kanda can wreck all the shit in his apartment for all he cares but that line from kanda just plays into mine's mentality #of only really being perceived as useful if he can provide something material #it just makes it more evident that the matter's severe enough to him to shake the stoicism #i could vomit about mine all day i just think he's fun to look at under a microscope #i finished Y3 a long long while ago but it's still rotting my brain and at this point i should just replay it- but the blockin....

[iamthepulta]

Jamison is not a self-insert. Jamison is in fact my Gary Stu who gets every good thing I can possibly give him because he's just a little fellow just a boi just a sweet dude.

#im imagining a person who doesnt read the liztlie au opening to chapter 29 and blinking at this little Fellow #Jamison is my middle-aged meow meow #i love this man and his secret wife who gets no screen time

[herequeeranfulloffear]

Being neurodivergent is so fun cause sometimes Ill decide Im feeling good and wanna clean my room a bit so I go to put music on and then have a full blown breakdown because my phone wont connect to the speaker and when it does spotify wont work right and keeps playing All The Small Things over and over no matter how many times you try to skip and turn off any repeat setting

#its killing me im sitting on ny bed in literal tears over blink 182 fucking semd help #its honestly so stupid its hard to laugh about it like god #i just wanted some fucking music man #i got so upset i wasnt even yelling i was very loudly 'mmmnnnnmn' at my phone #like when a kid doesnt wanna do something so they sit there like mmmmngnn really loud at you #i talk #brains are stupid i just wanted some music man

[spydcddya]

When your muse overhears Loid ordering the most expensive drink or meal on the menu …

#there’s WISE’s budget and then there’s HIS budget #man is HIGH VALUE #and doesnt even blink when it comes to having luxurious taste #women can sniff when a man has money #❛ ⦗ ᴄᴏᴅᴇ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ☾ ∶ ⁎﹡☆ ᴛᴡɪʟɪɢʜᴛ ⁎﹡☆ ⸺ musings .

[fagrights]

if you say i swear to god its probaly cause youre lying: no i say it cause its an expression of speech these people are really funnt and make no sense imagine someone learning this from these freaks videos and then they apply that to people in their own lives... god bless

#like these things they point out as deceptions are so fucking minuscule it makes me think if you blink wrong that means youre a monster and #a liar #especially in a interrogation scenario is that not automatically going to skew things.. #not even accounting for the fact these people already know the outcome of these cases like theyve already been declared guilty in a court.. #so theyre going to use that to their own perceptions. it doesnt make any sense to me #if you do xyz youre a evil person if you dont do xyz youre crazy #i cant stand these types of analyses. and theyre lauded as like great psychological entertainment.. youre insane #and they get millions of views it doesnt even matter which random man with no fucking clue what hes talking about puts out these people #eat it up #oh and its 'educational'.. lmao ok...just because the random expert you claim to be talking to doesnt mean that any of this is educational #and then when direct connections to people with mental disabilities or addiction issues or psychiatric problems are brought up people in #comments will be like omg you are so considerate and careful with these issues<3 im so happy you mention not everyone with x and x thing #are evil people<3 when its literally built into the very analyses that theyre doing. #god can you tell i hate these body language interogation analysis videos so much #OR if theyre like this can indicate theyre telling the truth and it usually does BUT in this case...it could obviously be that shes lying

[ketavinsky]

arms...

#dellete #i really like this art style man.... because he looks like such a happy little fella. until he doesnt #anyways. all of the corinthian scenes are like little intermissions for me. as i blink back tears. thank you neil for these cheeky little #episodes of a buddy cop drama in between the pain and anguish and mourning

[sanctamater]

me joking about the dewitts and how theyre my favourite trope of uptown girl and downtown boy and then inevitably remembering the likelihood of this marriage ending in amelia divorcing him is astronomically high: 🫠

#its the gambling man 😭 #shes likely footing his debts/habit after they marry because she has the means to #but where she survives having anna if/when she finally sees the full scope of the gambling- #and he ignored any ultimatum to curb his habit #or if debt collectors came and threatened her or anna booker would be out before he could blink #amelia: my reputation is already in shambles what can a divorce do that i havent already done to it 💖 #🕊️❝ out of redemption ( ooc. ) #IS ONE ALT UNIVERSE IN THE MULTIVERSE WHERE EVERYONE IS HAPPY TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR????? #its not that she doesnt care abt booker its just after she has kids her priorities shift to her children and making sure they have #all that they could want and the ability to flourish.

[guideaus]

theyre married...

#personal #vinland saga lb #i cant even really be happy rn. im like whats going on. u blink and a man and woman are married #i complained abt them only knowing each other for 5 months but the series makes 2 years pass and doesnt show any of it and theyre #together... while acting the exact same they did 5 chapters ago. i feel exhausted trying to care #and she does look different but i'll say thats bad. i feel like shes an entirely new person.