#the laughing gnome

[bowies-thighs]

Happy Laughing Gnome Day

#david bowie #the laughing gnome #still cursed as fuck

[2am-anon]

mhm yep

#goofy song recommendation #but hey it works #david bowie #the laughing gnome #Spotify

[ego-sum-id-quod-cantum-ludere]

David... David... what is this? What is the meaning of this? What is the meaning of this? Why did you do this??? Why?????

Don't wink at me like that, you buffoon!

#bowie #david bowie #shitpost #youtube #laughing gnome #the laughing gnome #requiem #requiem of the laughing gnome #recorder #i'm dying #lol

[sullisuu]

any laughing gnome fans out there

#david bowie #bowie #the laughing gnome

[lord-save-me]

I feel like Hope would unironically love The Laughing Gnome because she thought it was 'cute' which was how Remus learned about David Bowie

#marauders era #marauders #hope lupin #remus lupin #the lupin family #david bowie #the laughing gnome #remus is embarrassed to admit the first song he listened to was the laughing gnome

[hungwy]

#youy also gnome laughed on his corpse.

[spineless-lobster]

Hypnos laughing is responsible for 90% of my serotonin intake btw

#HE LAUGHS LIKE A LITTLE GNOME OR PERHAPS A PIXIE!!!!!! #also zag’s forced HAHAHAHA is killing meeeee 😭😭😭 #hades game #hypnos hades

[mylittleredgirl]

my friend is obsessed with knitting gnomes and has knit up a whole gnome army by now. i texted her "you should call it gnitting" and she has left me on read for three weeks.

#somebody laugh at my joke because clearly she's not going to #friendship endangered by knitting joke #my sister and i once had a wow guild called gnomes of vengeance #completely useless guild functionally because there are no gnome spellcasters (or weren't at the time anyway idk about now) #but popular in our server for the lols #go gnome or go home #yarn fandom

[andromedasummer]

remembering the time i watched the rtvs crew play ai dungeon live and they went with a star trek story and it generated a plot where Q teleported the entire crew of the enterprise into an infinite McDonald's and forced them to make "cheeseburrips", "hamburns" and "big mcchicken McSloppy jerkey" on an endless conveyer belt as part of a great competition where the winner would die and also geese howard was there and it made me laugh so hard it caused the one and only time one of my chronic vestibular/vertigo migraines has triggered while i was awake, destroying my balance and leaving me bedridden and unable to walk for 15 days. still makes me lose my shit every time i rewatch that clip.

#wayneradiotv #rtvs #the sensation of your head suddenly spinning as your vision goes by frame by frame vertically while youre crying #and heaving from laughing so hard is. something i dont think i will ever experience again #this + watching the final gnome stream in hospital pumped up on an iv of antibiotics with a temperature of 39 positive i was actually aslee #transcendant experiences i can only get from the combination of the genuis of rtvs and my own failing body

[undead-potatoes]

Did I download recording software JUST so I could capture this kiss and the subsequent nose boop? No of course not

#Sunny Plays BG3 #OC: Tav #also laughing at Tara who's just watching the entire time #Patch 5 Spoilers #Gale Romance Spoilers #just to be sure #CH: Gnome Tav #CH: Gale Dekarios #Ship: Tav x Gale

[cake-warlock]

So I got a cameo from Neil Newbon and may have inadvertently gotten Astarion to roast my poor gnomish Tav, Prunella LMAO

No regrets!

And of course I had to draw up Pru's reaction to her vampire bf's commentary...

Please…if you have a gnome tav I’m dying to see their reactions too

#baldur's gate 3 #astarion ancunin #prunella goldenberry #neil newbon #tav #gnomes #Prunella is just trying to live love laugh her way through the apocalypse and here comes her cringe bf LMAO #em's art

[unexpectedbrickattack]

Now hold on a gosh-diddly-darn minute, I noticed the entire time talking about a tipsy Peppino no one thought to ask this but what about tipsy GUS? I mean we saw him a li'l tipsy in the fastfood saloon escape, can I hear your thoughts about that/him please? Have they ever gotten tipsy together?

(I just like the mental image of the two alone, just being real giggly with each other (Gus just says "hey" and Peppi starts giggling which sets Gus off giggling) and being sappy goofs with each other <3)

HEEHEE u are so right and i am so sorry for withholding this information from the masses 😭

My homebrew for gnomes is that they are simultaneously hardy folk (able to eat virtually anything and immune to most poisonous creatures) AND extremely intolerant of alcohol. Theres no reason for that, i just like it alot :)

So Gus would be an extreme lightweight 😭 its SO bad; he cant speak clearly at all, he cant walk straight, he has the Worst hangovers and he wont remember anything from the previous night. The line between ‘pleasantly buzzed’ and ‘blackout drunk’ is so thin that Gus doesnt even try social drinking. If he MUST drink, it will be in the comfort of his own barebones apartment 😭 at least, until Peppino started hanging out with vigilante and his crew.

Gustavo LIKES drinking! Its just hard to find a good balance, and THATS bc he simply doesnt know how alcohol works. Peppino is like:

“Look ‘ere. All of these have a number somewhere on the bottle. Or a percentage. Lower the number, the better it is for you.”

Gustavo is like !!! Oh!!! That is very helpful! What would you recommend for me then?

“Probably…2-5%. 5-10 proof. Small 'a numbers.”

Gustavo nods, interested. He points at a bottle he recognizes from the last time he came here and got shitfaced. “That one up there; do you know how ‘a strong that one is? Or should i ask the bartender?”

Peppino squints at the company label. “45%.”

“Oh!” That makes sense. “Well what do you usually drink?”

“70%.”

“Oh!”

Peppino recommends some of the LIGHT light wines, the ones that barely have a hint of anything. Theyre sweet (which Gustavo loves so very very much) and for the first time in a very long time, he Stays buzzed instead of immediately faceplanting into being blackout drunk.

Hes very. Playful. Is what Peppino would describe a tipsy Gustavo. He hesitates to use the term ‘flirty’ because that is not whats happening. But hes like. Clearly entertaining some gruff looking men like five times his size as they ramble drunkenly about random shit like ‘waow….thasso cool…and then what happened???’

Its funny at first bc Gustavo is so fucking TINY that all you can see of him, in the group of men as they yapyapyap about some inane shit that Gustavo wont even remember, is his tiny little tail 😭 It is less funny, however, when Peppino catches himself rambling about work and Gustavo is like (ears perked; tail swaying) ‘mmhmm. wrow…thats ‘a kinda nice…what else did you do??’ Peppino is like *buffering* (‘something is happening right now that will need to be addressed at a later time. Do not forget DO NOT FORGET. URGENT!!!!’)

Otherwise Gustavo is just a silly guy. Vigilante will make a joke and he laughs so low and deep that he sounds downright villainous 😭 Peppino will point out something stupid on the TV and like hours later Gus is like ‘…heeeuehuuueee…..do u remember [insert stupid reference] and Peppino will giggle. Peppinos affinity for throwing around ilus are met with Gustavo going ‘😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊’ with absolutely no way to even pretend to mask it.

Gustavo has fun being out in the saloon but he really enjoys drinking in Peppinos house. Its not nearly as loud as the saloon and theres usually homecooked foods like breads and soups (Because Peppino stress-cooks ALL the time). Brick gets to stay indoors instead of waiting outside the saloon, so Gustavo gets to mess with his soft fur contentedly. He just gets to be cozy; its quite nice 😊

#answered #chattin #/// #//// #///// #gustavo #peppino #pepstavo #alcohol #drinking #i still have to answer that anon asking about pepstavo hcs so i hope this helps a little fhjdbdjdndkd #additional context is that; gnomes stay mostly in the forest. so theres not alot of outsider influence #gustavos a bit of a traveller; he likes exploring and seeing whats outside the forest. and he usually comes back with goodies #alcohol is just one of those things he tried during a trip or two and it always fucked him up #never looked into it; some shit is best left alone lmao #unrelated to that #but the alt though that peppino had; i was going to say (something el gee bee tee is happening…) #which made me laugh but i cant make him say stuff like that fhdjbdjdjdjd #also note that Gustavo does not drink often at all; he will accompany peppino to the saloon and let him get tipsy w his friends #he will entertain their silly shenanigans and bring Peppino home when theyre done #and if hes hanging out at peppinos house he will lounge around listening to peppino blabber about nothing #and drink some ciders :) #he only drinks like. 10% of the time. hes a social drinker but ONLY when he feels like it #and ONLY if peppino is with him #ALSO ALSO #IMPORTANT #you must know that Gustavo is NEVER sitting while in the saloon #he is standing on his barstool w his hands on the countertop

[thegnomelord]

Call me Goku with dragon!price w the way I want to grab on to his Dragon BallZ

-🐙

... Duuuuuuuuuuude

#I cringed so hard but also i'm wheezing laughing #gnome's tea break #gnome correspondence #🐙anon

[shining-wizard]

"you see, gnomes only lived in England until the 70s, then there was a mass exodus to South America, and they all live there now"

#listening to laughing gnome by david bowie rn #70s quirked white boys were into gnomes idk what to tell you #and every south american gnome sighting is real #wizardcore #gnomes

[test-test-one-two-three]

i took some screenshots

#phineas and ferb #perry the platypus #heinz doofenshmirtz #i love these so much #screenshots #disney #disney channel #disney characters #perry #AHH Perry the PLatypus #Perry the gnome #these made me laugh so much

[missm0rgue]

I just saw someone say Leathermøuth era Frank Iero looks like a garden gnome and I'm losing it

#IM LAUGHING SO HARD #leathermouth #frank iero #garden gnome ?? #he was gorgeous tho #my chemical romance #death spells #frank iero and the cellabration #frank iero and the patience #pencey prep