#the humor on the other hand...

[tyrantwombat]

There is a lot happening right now, but the authorial decision to relay this to the reader by putting Song Taewon, Han Yoojin, and Sung Hyunjae alone in a room together had to have been The most chaotic way to go about it.

Case and point: Song Taewon heard 'possibility of double suicide' and didn't think twice. Sung Hyunjae is lovingly feeding them personally baked goods while nearly actually vibrating with the desire to absolutely murder both of them. Han Yoojin - the man who walked into this building prepared to blow it up with a bomb as an expression of disgruntlement - is currently the acting voice of reason as he desperately tries to referee this shit with a gun.

Some highlights:

SHJ: I'm still trying to decide if I should kill you.

HYJ: *oh free juice!* Officer Song, sit down please, he said he's still thinking about it.

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STW&SHJ: *very literary showdown scene, very dramatic**you who are better than I at stripping away the monster and swallowing it whole-* *pst use looting* *pst I got it*

HYJ, in background: *staring into camera like he's on the office are you seeing this shit*

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HYJ: You know you could die, right?

STW: I'm fine with that.

HYJ: Of course you are.

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HYJ: WILL YOU BOTH JUST SHUT UP NO ONE IS DYING THIS TIME

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STW:

STW: why

STW:

STW: why is there a child?

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HYJ: okay but hear me out...

HYJ: what if you could kill me?

#suicide tw #sctir spoilers #301-310 #reading sctir mtl i don't know what's happening #this chapter is actually pretty hard to understand but I think I got the gist well enough #a lot of serious things got covered that I'm not fully touching on yet (prereg stw and shj holy shit) #but I think I need more context or a better translation before I really want to dive into that #the humor on the other hand... #also shj in an apron and the constant feeding of whoever will take food from him as all this plays out like why are they like this #this definitely gives some horror movie vibes to shj interactions before this and after the dungeon though #his fight with stw? #how long it took him to start to the point even stw noticed. his odd holding back in the first opening disguised as teasing #(testing himself?) #how quickly he left mid-fight #increasingly drifting into the background while in Japan #dancing around being alone with yoojin or even focusing on him too much #like we knew something was off but not THIS off #man's self control is through the roof

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 195

“Oh. It’s you.” 

The entity that had been summoned practically growled, a cloak like swirling galaxies- or was it swirling galaxies molded into a cloak- shimmering around their form. One pair of arms crossed over a chest where a star pulsed with the heartbeat of universes, alive yet dying as lazarus green eyes glowered down at the league and bats alike. 

“You know you could, fucking call, right?” they whined, aura of terror suddenly broken, unnatural fear torn away and leaving all of them wrong-footed and confused.

Well, apparently all of them except for Ras, who had an honest to fuck grin on his face, one that looks almost carefree, if a little feral. Nope. No thanks. Not this timeline-

“But phones didn’t exist last we spoke, ya ‘amar.” 

#Dcxdp #Dpxdc #Prompts #Danny got sent to the past by Clockwork for a vacation/training the first time he met Ras #They became rivals of sorts and just kept meeting up #Did they maybe fall in love as well? No one knows but them #On the other hand Ras did get his main Lazarus Pit as a wedding gift #and both Ellie & Dan were half raised like weird siblings/cousins to Ras’ kids #do with that as you will #Fellas is it gay to call your eternal rival your moon? #Ras for once wasn’t doing anything evil- though he’s a horrible person #A good dad yeah but a good person? Eh Danny has gotten used to it and finds him hilarious #They have matching death humor to their past teachers’ dismay and horror #They’ve gotten divorced seven separate times and gotten married three #Depends on the century #half of the time it was either done drunk or for tax benefits

[koshercosplay]

the world is YOUR oyster. not mine, a kosher-keeping jew.

the world can, however, be my giraffe, which is infinitely funnier.

#you can crack the world open and have it be yours for the taking #sure #but I on the other hand am 18 feet tall and have a 20inch prehensile blue tongue #we are not the same #text post #jewish humor #kosher #jumblr #the world is your oyster

[spotaus]

Hi. I love those ideas for fics where Nightmare somehow gets reverted to his original shape (be that Becoming Child him, Goop Shenanigans, or Shapeshifting) and the rest of his men have to figure out how to deal with that.

Like, your big scary boss man is 4 ft tall and very much could be squashed? He's trying to be mean and scary but he's just too Baby to really listen to? Is he gonna be pissed when he gets to normal? Will he get back to normal? Does someone play along or does everyone go rogue? Like... dang :)

#personally I enjoy when this happens and either Cross or Killer (loyal Right Hand) play enforcer and convince the others to listen to boss #but it's obvious the dynamics are different because it's more like humoring a child than doing serious business #just... thinkin lol #spotatalk

[moggettt]

Murderbot has taken up permanent residence in my heart and soul, so here's a lovingly crafted playlist in its honor <3

#the murderbot diaries #murderbot #martha wells #tmbd #playlist #attempting to cover themes like: #the rage fear and anxiety of a character who's been deeply hurt and suffered terrible trauma at the hands of others #the tentative cautious hope of a character experiencing kindness and compassion for the first time and beginning to slowly heal #the struggle of finding one's place in an often hostile world as an unapologetically unique entity #while simultaneously battling the internal fear that you're worth no more than what you were created to be #and more! #plus general good ol' fashioned anti-capitalism and scifi badassery #and an effort to maintain something of the series' dry humor and irreverent tone #murderbot diaries #Spotify

[stupidsexpotflanders]

Unpopular Opinion - Show!Luke was kinda defanged(so was everyone else)

Luke's scar not being big is the least of my problems with his show version. I don't know if it's Charlie's features,acting,direction or simply the script,but this Luke seems too soft. Yes,Luke is supposed to be friendly and gentle,but there's also this sharpness to him. To be fair,everyone's edges were softened,not just Luke's. But since this is about Luke,and he's my fave,I'll talk more about him. He's supposed to be a veteran of this harsh world,and looks like "He could deal with just anything" - and Charlie's Luke doesn't show this,IMO. He seems more like a rich popular kid who never had a hard day in his life. Him having a worse scar wouldn't change much,since it wasn't just a physical mark on Luke,but his aura and behaviour. In fact,Charlie's Luke with a big blemish in his face would give the vibes of an accident while joyriding on his daddy's car,or doing something particularly reckless for fun and having to spend a few days in the hospital. In fact,I'd take a scarless Luke with harshness and trauma over a scarred but soft Luke.

#pjo #pjo show crit #anti pjo show #pjo tv crit #luke castellan #anti charlie bushnell #just in case #this show was way to sanitized and stripped of what makes pjo idk pjo lol #where's the weirdness the humor the fantasy #on the other hand everyone seemed to have sharp edges in the book and the show sanded them down

[jukeboxhound]

i really want to like netflix' wednesday and i do think jenna ortega has done an excellent job with what she's been given, but the writing/narrative choices make me want to scream in rage at how not-addams family they are

i think i'd enjoy the show much more if it weren't claiming to be the next installment of charles addams' legacy and just existed as its own thing 😭😭😭

#c'mon burton i trusted you #i know you're not the writer for this but I TRUSTED YOU #anti wednesday #on the other hand losing my mind over a reviewer who dissed the 'unnecessary morbid humor' like GURL #READ THE ROOM #this show has 99 problems but none of them involve being 'unnecessarily morbid' #hound barks

[wronghands1]

#punchline #chicken #jokes #expectations #social media #celebrity #fame #ambition #other side #wrong hands #john atkinson #webcomic #humor #funny

[kenobihater]

you ever write up a combination of words you're really proud of at the time bc you think it's vivid but it's actually so atrocious that you remember it eight years later bc it's burned itself into your long-term memory? just me?

#i'm literally laughing my entire ass off rn. i can't believe i found this fic i wrote at 15 and orphaned when i came to my senses abt both #my complete inability and total aversion to writing first person as well as the fact that the english language should never have been #subjected to its words being done dirty like this 😭 #also i straight up fucking LIED in the authors note??? i said i'd broken my knee as a kid which is categorically false. i fell down some #stairs and banged it up and it's a tiny bit weak ig but i didn't break it? all any teens born after y2k know is eat hot chip and lie... #still not over the first line... the flip flop bit i remembered but i'd COMPLETELY forgotten 'a shriek seeped out of my throat'. girl. what. #how does a shriek seep exactly? the world may never know... #and the use of 'groped' is also sending me 😭 AND 'crash bash whump thump' girlllll send help holy shit i can't stop coughing & laughing #the rest of the fic isn't quite this bad but it's very purple yet ineloquent and rough. it's a good reminder of how much i've improved and #honestly i'd rather read this utterly amature fic bc it's at least charming in its lack of skill rather than infuriating like some of my #oneshots that are still on my page bc they're more comprehensible but just bad enough to make me cringe. getting mad at this oneshot would #be like getting bad at a kid's stick figure drawing. like. it's just kinda cute to see someone starting out on their creative journey #my old sw oneshots on the other hand are like the awkward growing pains of puberty. you just can't help but wince at the reminder #this is okay to reblog btw bc it's objectively hilarious and i don't mind ppl finding humor in it #len speaks

[ace-and-ranty]

I saw a couple comments that the scenes with Alanna's family felt like filler until you realize they were investigating Lan, and I 100% went.

Must things "happen" in a show? Is it not enough for there to be beautiful people?

#WoT #Wheel of Time #this is half humorous in that: they were unironically some of my favorite scenes I just loved hanging out with Alanna's fam #didn't notice at all the plot wasn't moving. #Plot? Who is she? I'm watching my beautiful polyamorous friends :) #on the other hand I also do actually appreciate them for character building #cause yeah those scenes DO set up plot points later on (Alanna and friends join the Rand Band!) #but it is also character building time y'know? #you gotta sit a bit with Lan in his post-Moiraine funk #or their reunion won't hit half as hard #and you also gotta take the time to establish the character dynamics of the OT3

[skunkes]

OMG you like moral orel?? who is your favorite character :]c *Blinking and fluttering my eyelashes beautifully*

i watched the whole thing in a few days, ended yesterday. My faves are nurse bendy and joe (together and as a unit), stephanie (individually and then as a unit with the reverend but i dont like him individually), + danielle, of course

#idk how to feel about it in general i know there was more planned but it got cancelled but it still ended too suddenly ykwim #i liked what we saw at the end with orel finding family elsewhere (before he grows up) #i like orel himself outside of the wacky edgy adult themes of it all as a Kid who is Good #when i was watching that last episode i got a bizarre kind of emotional bc when he first poses the Big Question i Knew #that the answer was that the only good thing abt his father was that he had a hand in making him #i get so sad with stories involving children like dis 😭 #i feel like even if it was fully complete the show had more potential ykwim....i know the Tonal Shift makes the impact more...impactful #but i feel it cldve been handled differently or in different amounts. idk! #skunk mail #pawzcore #i also get its bc the eps are short but nature 1 and 2 didnt impact me the way it did others #like. idk. i knew beforehand it was the serious moment(s)/episode(s) but it wasnt presented in a way that #actually shifted My mood when watching it...clay's nonchalance from the eyes of me as a viewer #just comes off as humorous rather than serious ykwim? not that its funny but it doesnt feel high stakes at all #the whole thing didnt feel high stakes or serious unless u remove it from the context of the show youve been watching #for 2 seasons #its fucked up when you see it on paper but then in the show its different....if that makes sense

[hassianlovebot]

im thinking about reth/hassian...

#like on one hand lots of great opportunities for humor #on the other hand Lots of great opportunities for angst... #ough..... #im thinking of reth constantly going out to bahari bay to drop off packages and hassian always seeing him and being like.. the fuck? #and maybe it starts off a little enemies ish where hassian is like You Work For The Cartel You Freak #but eventually it progresses to reth breaking down and admitting that its all for tish and that hassian Cannot say anything #and if there's one thing hassian understands its familial love and loyalty #hassian still doesnt Like reth but he understands and he's not gonna rat him out #they form a reluctant friendship.. tau Loves reth and reth is always giving him treats... #hassian starts dropping off chapaa meat at the inn... reth starts giving him meals in return... #hassian eventually offers his grove as a resting place on days/nights that reth is making his rounds #oh man... hassian wanting to protect reth... OUGHHHHH #worms in my brain!!! get out!!!!! #and if i wrote a little reth/hassian drabble... what then...

[gaymageclub]

i'm sorry but the fact that this is coming from "siriusfandomus" makes this reply about 10x funnier

#raise your hand if you too have been victimized by siriusfandomus #their blog is empty except for some het ship #i want to see if they've left any other stupid shit on other posts #fandom #queer #lgbtq #pics #humor #mine

[elisedonut]

coming from someone with anxiety problems who just had a very disappointing shower

concept

A few years after the war Percy goes to bathe shower bath doesn't matter what does matter is he's healing right so he forgets to do his normal routine of like warding the door and checking all the rooms in his flat or whatever his routine happens to be that started during the war

so he gets in the shower/bath and not five minutes later notices the door is just slightly open and ends up just staring at the door for like 5 minutes scared of literally nothing but things that haven't bothered him for what feels like a long time and ends up having to get out

#percy weasley #is this what the kiddies call projecting lmao #percy has real things to be stressed about i on the other hand freaked myself out thinking about that college humor video i saw years ago #the one with the voice over telling you about what people would do after high school that ends with voice saying like #“me? oh i drowned in a pool when i was 8” #i dont know i dont know but that freaked me out so much when i was like 12 #and apparently still does oof

[daggerspared]

writing jake seresin is hard because i’m too funny for him. this man giggled himself to tears over ‘baby on board’ he is not as witty as i need him to be.

#blu posts #sorry to say it your fave has the humor of a middle school boy cracking deez nuts jokes #bob on the other hand that man’s got banter

[moltengoldveins]

Y’all ever gotta, like… remind yourself you’re ace when it comes to humor?

Like not in a ‘oh no! While I wasn’t looking, I started wanting to bang ppl!’ But more like a ‘there is, to all outward appearances, a fine line between aesthetic appreciation and one-way tickets to Horny Jail and, for fun and profit, I do a lil dance on it daily.’

#I enjoy confusing my friends #On the one hand I didn’t know Cake By The Ocean wasn’t about cake #On the other #I have the filthiest humor imaginable #It’s great #theyre terrified daily #asexual