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houseofpendragons · 2 years
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Idk why but this is the crown that came into my mind when I first read that line in the book
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prophecyqueen · 2 years
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alicent every time she puts the kids to sleep but she hears noises from the kitchen
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homeofhousechickens · 2 years
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Important to look at foot every now ans again
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popcornhee · 3 months
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visenyaism · 2 months
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The “team black vs team green choose a side” HOTD marketing is literally sooo funny because easily 95% of the comments are team black and most of the people who watch the show are also team black because the show is very textually pro rhaenyra. so it’s like everyone is just shadowboxing and also completely convinced they’re the underdog it’s fascinating
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spookberry · 10 months
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You show up to YOUR ball thinking you've got the biggest most impressive panniers and then ur bitch ass rival shows up
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greenunoreversecard · 3 months
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Idk if your asks are open, but if they are could I request Alastor with a Teen!Reader that didn't have a lot of support while alive so they clung into him/look up to him?
A Koala and It's Tree ->Platonic! Alastor x Teen reader
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Koalas don't tend to leave their home trees. The same can be said for you and Alastor.
You died, a ripe age of 16. Suicide was what it was ruled as, but it wasn't exactly believed by all. Not like the living could ask if you running your car off the highway was on purpose or not.
But the past is the past, torture and turmoil of it all left behind with the life you scorned.
And so you looked forward.
And despite the elusive nature one might assume of hell, you found your people, and like koalas, your home tree.
You found Alastor.
At first, you both hated each other. But, in neigh time you and him became peas in a pod. Mentor y mentè.
He gave you things you've never had, nor experienced. He supported your.. somewhat unorthodox ideas (but who is he to judge) and he took you under his wing in the most trying of times. He cared for you like his own, took you to work, and showed you the ropes hell.
He cared for you, and most of all, he gave you your home. He was your tree (sometimes literally)
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It was an early morning when rapping at your door awoke you, accompanied by a small static sound you've come to associate with the person closest to your family.
Your door creaks open, and a chipper voice rings out;
"Good morning my dear! Why, it's much to late to still be in bed, up! Come now, we've plenty to do.-"
You groan and roll over, trying to cover your face from the light invading your senses as he opened your curtains.
"Now now, you know we've got ourself a meeting with a few other big shots, and it's best we get going now so we can still get to Rosie's to stop by that bakery she's insisting the cats pajamas-"
You groan again, and roll over and uncover your face.
"Man, no cappa, you sound old as balls. Who says cats pajamas?"
"And who says 'cappa' what in the lords name is a cappa"
You roll your eyes, and stand up, cracking your back. As you do so, alastor hands yoi clothes he's picked out for you to wear. He has a overlord meeting, and you guess by Extension it's now "bring your semi-adopted kid work day".
You go get changed in your bathroom, as well as brush your teeth and hair, and other hygienic processes, before stepping out.
"Ah, looking swell as always my dear! Are you ready?"
You nod, rubbing your eyes sleepily, and link your arm with the one he offered you as you drew closer.
Yeah, you've dealt with shit. But, sometimes, it's all worth it when you finally find your family, or in some cases, your tree. (of a semi adopted father)
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A/N: hope this was OK, and hope it was up to par. I tried to go vague ish, but if you wanted more hurt/comfort type stuff you can just lemme know and I'm wiing to make a separate fic. Thank you for requesting, and hope you don't mind I did a little blurb. Lemme know if you had smth else in mind!
Hope it was OK for my first request 👉👈
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minksmind · 1 year
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I am sorry but they are just birthday boy remus and sirius in my brain i cant help it, Everytime i draw them like this i think about BB😩 Birthday boy fic by @greenvlvetcouch ♡
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industrations · 8 months
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doodle idea but it’s baby rosie after she gets ahold of barty and makes him real pretty with matching pigtails ya know or some cute eyeshadow (he’s never looked better) ((he goes to the store like that later))
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Shes a handful
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1meengreenie · 9 months
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More Pokemon Infinite Fusion fanart! Now I'm just picking misc. favorites. Shinx/Sandshrew is just too cute!
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manyunhappygreenies · 10 months
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2012 Raph: transmasc
2012 Leo: transfem
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Rise Raph: transfem
Rise Leo: transmasc
Aka someone in the multiverse fucked up so incredibly bad but in the most hilarious way possible
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I'm rereading 'A Black Mass Over Highway Ninety' and this is still so ridiculously funny to me:
Remus: *sigh*… I love Sirius so fucking much but I know he’ll never feel the same way for me as I do for him… Sirius "I'm In Love With Moony" Black: *has multiple tattoos dedicated to Remus including one of his name in big bold black letters above his dick.* Remus: *sigh* Our love for each other is just too different…
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homeofhousechickens · 3 months
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My old women hanging out in the sun all normal like
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Meanwhile Beeper on the couch in the family guy death pose
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popcornhee · 8 months
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Evan is currently trying to make soup out of his brain.
Breakin’ Barty’s heart, looking so good doing it, too.
“A movie—like, ya know. A screen—they have, _fuck_. Mmmph—_popcorn_ and such.”
“Right.”
“And like, icees. You like icees?”
“Blue ones, yeah,” Evan says offhandedly, turning to grab more ink. “You?”
“Well, yeah. Blue ones are the best,” Barty says. “I’m not an idiot.”
“Mhm,” Evan hums. “Sure, whatever you say.”
And Barty gets a moment to let his neck ease, and he’s curled into a ball on the little table, and Evan is looking down at him, really _staring_ at him, and the stem, _oh_, it’s so fucking close to his eye. It feels like Evan is tattooing his eye, just _digging_ around, and it’s not fun.
No, not really.
Fun isn’t the word Barty would use to describe his current predicament.
- by @greenvlvetcouch
A drawing to @greenvlvetcouch 's new rosekiller au fic!! The first chapter dropped today and rEAD IT! Absolutely going insane.
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visenyaism · 6 months
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The most employed Lannister ever was Tyland, the rest took a look at him and were like "Nah, I ain't doing all that." until one day Tywin was like "Hey, I'm gonna do that, but completely wrong."
the world told him “being born 5 minutes later than your brother means you inherit nothing and must get a job to be worth more than dirt” and he simply got an economics degree public policy minor and took his ass to work. no cognitive dissonance no second son agony no compensatory hyperambition just. happy little bureaucrat employeemaxxing. no one in westeros has achieved this before or since
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greenunoreversecard · 2 months
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Request: Lucifer with a quiet and reserved GN!reader who is his kid and Charlie's younger sibling? Additionally, Reader enjoys writing and making music and is generally pretty creative
A/N: I am so so so fucking sorry this took so long. There was a buttfuck amount of shit and this slipped my mind. Hope it's ok and I hope you get an award for patience. Also i wrote this at the public library.
Lucifer and Charlie with an Introvert Relative
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First off: there two fucking adore you
They're both very big personalities, as well. Charlie with her hotel and charisma, and Luci with his duck rants.
So it's a nice for them to have you actually listen to them. Like, the amount of times that they've both trailed off because they think no one cares or is listening and you just go "No, keep going. I was listening. Tell me more"
It warms their hearts every time knowing that despite you being closed off, you still care.
And you bet your ass that if you want you can also rant about hyperfixations (both of them are so neurodivergent)
Also, Charlie has forced asked you to help with murals and blueprints! She definitely employs your help.
also, Luci 100% helps you publish novels or start an art business. Uses his statue to get his way.
Depending on where you primarily live either or will drag you out of hyper focus to eat and drink.
Luci might not be as consistent because he himself locks himself away and hyperfocuses on duck designs trying to forget his failures in life
and Charlie is a bit stressed but she always makes sure to send messages during her meal times and breaks (despite how inconsistent they may be) and she also might send Razzle or Vaggie to get you if she can't.
Charlie also adapted a story to a small play format and had the residents perform it as a bonding exercise
Also, if you suck at emotions then Charlie is dragging you to groups with her
Luci is def happy your creative and a dreamer, but not as outgoing as your sister. Not that her ideas are bad, they aren't, (quiet the contrary) he's just scared she'll get hurt and is glad he doesn't have to worry as much about you getting hurt.
Overall both love you, and your mediums, and your quiet calmness that they both need every so often.
Because To be honest their lives can be chaotic, so it's nice to have you to calm down the steam and sit in the moment with.
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