#the fuck dude

[vstheworld]

so my sous believes in flat earth, chemtrails, and that the ancient Egyptians built the pyramids by earthbending.

how am I expected to ‘yes chef’ a single thing he has to say after that

#the fuck dude #he got pissy at me when I asked him for details #conspiracy theorists #text post #personal #cash’s kitchen nightmares

[fluff-writing]

D3 really had the woman a man was in love with marry his brother, raise two kids, murder him and ask the man to come find her, and then left us on read about resolving that shit.

#Eirena and Kormac's stories felt resolved Enough #yeah there are still questions #but not Glaring Cliffhanger Questions #Lyndon on the other hand #the fuck dude #Diablo 3

[drowninnoodles]

Rate my Polish skill:

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👍 10/10 amazing

#the fuck dude

[morebadbookcovers]

trying to work, but..

Genuine screenshot from bluesky right now:

what

#the fuck dude #please go away

[enbycrip]

“a mixture of rose water and bruised aniseeds placed in a string bag was believed to give a cold smell and procureth sleep' if it was tied onto the upper lip so that its fumes could infuse through the nose during the night."

…yeah, my sleep is legendarily bad, and chronic pain and untreated ADHD certainly haven’t helped, but I feel I can’t be the only one who would find it impossible to sleep with rosewater and bruised aniseed *tied to my upper lip*?!? Presumably in some sort of bag or bottle?!

#insomnia #chronic illness #early modern history #early modern medicinals #chronic pain #herbals #the fuck dude

[davemustaineismyhusband]

So i recently found out I was diagnosed with ADHD when i was 11y/o (I’m 26 now). My mother never told me nor gave me the suppport/medical care I needed, so I’ve just lived my entire life thinking I was crazy and could have dementia like my grandmas. 

How the fuck am I supposed to deal with this. AH should I refer I heard her telling this to someone outside of our family? Yeah it’s great finding out like this. She was like “oh she is intelligent so i never gave her the meds” and I’m here like brO what 

Aha :)

#adhd #it makes sense now but like #the fuck dude #my life could have been so much easier #lol

[hoodiedeer]

ok im really curious @ other people who take melatonin: how much do you take?? and does it work like you expected it to

I ask because EVERY time I talk to other ppl about melatonin theyre like “yeah I was told to take 10 mg also I kinda hate the side effects” and im like??? THATS SO MUCH?? IVE NEVER TAKEN THAT MUCH????? ALSO WHAT SIDE EFFECTS IVE NEVER HAD ANY

#the melatonin gummies I have say 3mg so thats what I take #SOMETIMES ill take one or two more. so like 6mg MAX but that’s if I REALLY REALLY need it #the fuck dude #shut up green

[robofile]

I'm gonna tatoo gabriel on the inside if my eyelids

#THE. G A Y E S T. MAN ON EARTH WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK #WITH THE FERRY MAN #THE PAINTING #THE RECORDING #THE BOOKS #THE FUCK DUDE #ultrakill spoilers #DEAR GOD

[egirlgarak]

you know when you're ill about Some Guy and you look at him and you're like. what sort of siren spell have you cast upon me. fiend. witch. begone from my sight *looks at another jpeg* *looks at another jpeg* *looks at another jpe

#please fuck off you're literally just Some Dude. im going to eat grass #bas.txt

[badolmen]

People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.

For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.

The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.

So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.

#ra speaks #piracy #media piracy #pirate to make hondo ohnaka proud #obligatory ‘don’t fucking pirate small authors/artists works wtf dude’ statement. #anyone who’s seen my media bitching before knows I’m a hype man for indie films this ain’t about them #this is about corporate streaming services killing physical media bc sales numbers are less impressive than number of streams #edit: USAmericans stop telling me to buy DVDs and blurays at Walmart. think outside your borders for a hot sec. fun thought exercise. #your experiences are not universal #edit: WHO GOT THIS TO 100k. I JUST WANT TO TALK (this post is my second to hit 100k woahg.) #in other news: fix your fucking posture. drink some fucking water. and go the fuck to bed if it’s late bc it’s for me rn. peace and light.

[madqueenalanna]

been seeing homies get deep into "the terror" and making me want to rewatch SO i spent two hours in the dead of night reading the wiki/the subreddit/other linked articles and like. one of those articles was deadass fucked up

there was a woman who spoke inuktitut who was writing a book containing a lot of inuit oral histories, and in nunavut she was able to hear passed-down recollections of when survivors from the franklin expedition were passing through

and like. i can't imagine being an inuit family/group, knowing that europeans exist but having never seen them, seeing 8-9 shambling, blue-skinned, cold-to-the-touch out-of-their-minds white men come wandering by. they invited the men inside their igloos for warmth, for food, to be hospitable. the men refused to eat, refused to speak, and when trade was offered, clutched their possessions close and refused to entertain the idea of trade. this was, offputting, to say the least. the group set them up in their own igloo, with their own fire, and left three whole seals for them to eat. and then they fled cause what the FUCK get out of there. they came back in a few days to check on the strangers. the three seals were completely untouched, while all of the men had killed and eaten each other

i mean. fuck dude. there are obviously pretty dark angles to view the franklin expedition from– honestly can't think of a good angle, it's pure colonialism and british exceptionalism– but that specific interaction, that inuit group who were living lives as normal until a dozen fucking walking dead showed up and did cannibalism. no wonder that story got passed down, i'd be shitting my pants if i saw that

#I will try to find a link to the article again tomorrow but I'm on 4 hours of sleep rn #On account of spending 2 hours reading about The Terror on a work night #So the fact checking will have to wait. But holy fuck dude #The Terror

[aroacedavestrider]

people will hear you talk about struggling with mental illness and say “you can do anything if you just put your mind to it”. brother what part of the body does the mental illness happen in. what do you think is the problem

#neurodivergent #adhd #autism #executive dysfunction #shoutout to my dad lmao. mr ‘just outthink it!’ #fuck! dude i never thought of that #waiiiit wait youre telling me all i have to do to overcome the Problems is put my mind to it #ok lemme consult the mind rq #im back. the mind is what has the Problems #my post #dave speaks

[indigo6f00ff]

need to share an experience i had 30 minutes ago

(edit: thanks to @walks-the-ages for providing and reminding me to put alt text, sorry it slips my mind alot lol)

#my hands are still shaking to be quite honest i could not put a lot of effort into this. #but like. brain. why did you do that #literally i have been like hopelessly obsessed with de nonstop thinking abt it for the past couple of days it is Scaring me #it is terminal its soooo fucking chronic #disco elysium #kim kitsuragi #for anyone who wants to know i bumped into some guys car that was stopped for a school bus. i think my brain errored and thought #my foot was fully pressing down on the brake pedal but it wasnt. #i am like 99.99 percent sure neither of us had any major damage to our cars but we still filed a police report just in case #because insurance do be a bitch. dudes back bumper was scratched lightly and my front license plate has a dent now #also literally my first ever car accident that ive had ever yippee yay

[lilislegacy]

Percy at ease

Percy calm, but a little on edge

Percy when mildly angry

Friendly reminder that Percy jackson - our beloved silly adorable seaweed brain - is absolutely terrifying. When he’s angry, when he’s scared, when he’s on edge - he’s not warm and fuzzy.

No other character gets that reaction from people. Jason (the sweetie) is perceived as calm and in control, nico (our favorite self-outcasted outcast) is perceived as solemn and creepy, reyna (girlboss queen slay) is perceived as confident and assertive, and annabeth (our girl) is perceived as fierce, clever, and formidable. They are all intimidating to an extent.

But not like Percy. No. Becasue even when he’s at ease, he’s described as wild and disobedient. And when he’s not at ease, even if just little bit, he’s perceived as powerful, dangerous, and scary. Someone who NOBODY wants to mess with. Nobody even questions his power. One look from him has literal gangs running the other way. One look from him has Leo so scared that he’s literally shaking, and feeling the same innate fright and alarm that he does when jason summons an ear-piercing, earth-shaking, deadly bolt of lighting.

like… HELLO??? can we all just sit on that for a moment?? good lord

One angry look from percy has people thinking one thing: Run.

Percy is, canonically, the character that people find the most frightening and intimidating.

And unless he’s in a good mood - which you better hope he is - the reality is that most of us would be completely terrified of him if we met him.

#don’t fuck with perseus jackson #dude is not playing around #well #he is playing around 90% of the time #but don’t mess with him when he’s not #i love him #he’s terrifying #in reality i’d probably be scared of him in real life lol #percy my love #and don’t go yelling at me that people are most scared of nico because hazel specifically stated in SoN that at first sight #nico is not a scary person #but frank does say nico gives him the creeps #heroes of olympus #percy jackson #percabeth #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo #annabeth chase #nico di angelo #jason grace #reyna ramirez arellano #mark of athena #son of neptune

[lylahammar]

skinny ppl learn to shut the fuck up when the conversation isn't about you challenge

#it drives me up the fucking wall dude it's on EVERY post about fatness and fatphobia #these are all based on real posts and comments I saw on those posts btw #fatphobia #tw fatphobia #lyla's talking again

[lilliryth]

*shaking* help me the google how do i cope with wanting to sit on batman villains’ (heavily plural) faces

#and sometimes the heroes too #dc comics #batman #the fuck dude