#the dirty mochyns

[xxfrankiesteinksxx]

excuse me but why the FUCK is no one talking ab the band michael was in

The Dirty Mochyns, they were mentioned in an episode of staged and yet ive yet to see ANYONE make a fuss ab this, hes basically real life Thorne in these pics WHYYYY HAS NO ONE ADDRESSED THIS michael even tweeted ab it at one point himself

IMPORTANT EDIT: the dirty mochyns were probably never real, the name was probably just made up for the staged bit, and they made a myspace and twt to go with it, using bts pics from the laws of attraction to flesh it out.

id still buy one of the tdm shirts tho tbh

#michael sheen #thorne jamison #the dirty mochyns #sheenblr you are not doing your job properly #these are all thats left from their myspace but michael posted some more on his twt

[greeneyed-thestral]

#staged #staged 2 #staged 2x03 #the dirty mochyns #david tennant #michael sheen

[amagnificentobsession]

I only want you to focus on the first 2:30 of this video. I have Completely Staged. The Complete Illustrated Scripts (it’s wonderful btw).

David introduces the idea of “sabotage” to Michael, and that is where this section of the script ends in the book.

From :38 -2:29 the whole conversation about Michael’s dad, the playing catch (or throw) David talking about doing the same thing to their dog, all of it IS NOT IN THIS BOOK. I searched everywhere looking for the possibility that maybe it was accidentally printed in a different area, a footnote that it was “accidentally left out, a printing accident?”

But a WHOLE conversation, an important one to the storyline? Therefore I have to go with its improv. And this is the lead up to this absolute iconic connection:

And David is the one in control of it ♥️ look at that twinkle…….🤩

Say what you will, the fire between these two burns brighter than the hellfire Gabriel tried using to destroy Aziraphale. 🔥

The first time/photo of them together as the pandemic is winding down. Social distancing my ass! It wasn’t going to happen. ♥️✨

Palm to palm may be holy palmers kiss, but shoulder to shoulder will start a fire as well. 🔥

#good omens #ineffable husbands #david tennant #michael sheen #crowley #aziraphale #welsh seduction machine #thin dark duke #completely staged #dirty mochyns #improvisation at its sexiest #ineffable lovers #ineffable boyfriends #it may only be their shoulders touching but by DAMNED they were going to connect physically 🔥 #David Tennant has more confidence since pairing with Michael than ever before ♥️🔥✨ #shakespeare #romeo and juliet #Youtube

[thedjmusic]

Beatport Weekend Picks 26 (July 2022)

DOWNLOAD: https://thedjmusic.com/music/beatport_weekend_picks_26_july_2022_0

DATA CREATED: 2022-07-04 TOTAL: 78 GENRE: House, Tech House, Afro House, Jackin House, Deep House, Soulful House, Funky House, Organic House / Downtempo, Progressive House, Nu Disco / Disco, Melodic House & Techno, Techno (Raw / Deep / Hypnotic), Techno (Peak Time / Driving), Dance / Electro Pop, Indie Dance

A Moon Away - Eli Nissan

Années Folles Deborah Aime La Bagarre, Herr Krank

Apes On Acid - Original Mix - The Reason Y

Basal 1 Truncate

Beyond Redemption - Original Mix Vågh

Break The Rules - Ezequiel G

Brown Eyes - RSquared

Bumble What - Francesco V

Chakruna Ego Dissolve

Controlled Chaos Sidney Charles

Da Fonk (feat. Joni) - Mochakk, Joni

Darkness Avoider Sam Kitt

Deep Clouds - Max Marinacci

Deep Focus - Original Mix Risa Taniguchi, Yigitoglu

Dirty Mochyn Harrison BDP

Don't Wanna Try It Felipe Gordon, Bob The Egoist

Dry & High Sasha, Qrion

ESP Black Sun Empire, State of Mind

Ecuador - AMPISH

Exposure - Extended Mix Lex Luca

Feel the Bass - Original Mix Ziger

Flying Octopus Reinier Zonneveld, HI-LO, Oliver Heldens

Foreign Language (feat. Jess) [Riva Starr Turbo Disco Remix] Flight Facilities, Jess, Riva Starr

GoalPurpose - bendrik

Got To Do Baccus

Hidden Peak Annett Gapstream, Daniele Di Martino

High Bridge Sina Bathaie

Hollywood Collé, Ariaano

Howling - Original Mix Stiv Hey

I Feel A Storm - Raito Rmx - T78, Frankie Bones, Raito

In The Dark - Aeroplane Remix - Purple Disco Machine, Sophie and the Giants, Aeroplane

Insanity Menog

Intensity Fluctuations - Setaoc Mass remix Ø [Phase], Sam Coates

Je Suis Chris Whittaker

Jungle Deep - Extended Mix Kokoro Disco-San

Levitation - Supacooks

Love Games - Biesmans Remix - Schmutz (BE), Biesmans

Lurandi Metro Dade

M.M.M Black Fancy

Mambo Jambo - Space Motion, Stylo, Joezi, Idd Aziz

Medidate - Original Mix Nuendo

Nara - Extended Mix - Calussa

New Moon - Doctor Dru

No Stoppin' Black Fancy

No Time for Tears - Birds of Mind

Not Even Close - Original Mix Risa Taniguchi, Yigitoglu

November Rain D-Formation, Lonya

One More Tune - Melodymann

Remedy - I.C.U

Return To Sender - TI, Trex

Roses Are Black - Kadhem

Roxy's Sweat - Original Mix - Franky Rizardo

Roy Layers - Jamie 326, Danou P

Sandcastles - Kadosh, Johannes Albert, Abrão

Saturn - Morttagua Remix - Flow & Zeo, Morttagua

Shadow - Godlands Remix - Boombox Cartel, Moody Good, Godlands, Calivania

Simonelli Freestyle Man

Spaceglide - Extended Mix - Stoneface & Terminal, SinSonic

Spoiler Boom Adrian Hour

Subterranean Glowstick Blues - Audioglider

Summer In The City Sidney Charles

Sunshine - JKriv Beach Burn Mix - Kokoro Disco-San, Clara Gispert, JKriv

Surrounded By Neighbours Luke Vibert

Swerve - Original Anthony Naples

Tactic - Pfirter

 The Rite Hyenah, Ernesto & The Basement Gospel

The Sample (Hijack Remix) - Kyle Watson, Hijack

Think About Me Azifm, Scout

Travel to the Unknown - Julian Nates Remix Lio Q, Nicolas Leonelli, Julian Nates

Tuko Tuko Lee Foss, Paskman

Ubi - Musumeci Waterfloor Mix Mia Mendi, Thomas Gandey, Musumeci

We Don’t Need - Piero Pirupa, Ben Kim & Samuele Scelfo present After Mars Remix Piero Pirupa, Samuel

Wedance Drumcomplex, Dr. Motte

White Nights Weekend Heroes, Cadillac Express

Wilderness - Tim Cant

With You S.P.Y

You and the Beat Dompe

Your Love - Extended Club Mix Hyenah, Nanghiti Aviankoi

[hurtslikeyourmouth]

Ok. This is my absolute last frivolous purchase for a while. Totally worth it!

#michael sheen #the dirty mochyns

[myepisodecalendar]

Staged Season 2 - Episode 3: The Dirty Mochyns AirDate: January 11st, 2021, 09:45 PM

#Staged #BBC One #The Dirty Mochyns #Season 2 #Comedy #tv #television #show #episode #calendar

[michaelsheenpt]

This whole exchange 😂

I don’t know who still has a my space account in 2021, but if you do, go follow “the dirty Mochyns”

#michael sheen #twitter #anna lundberg #that cracked me up #index finger #staged #staged2 #dirty mochyns #my space

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

Staged Season 2 premieres Mon 4 Jan 2021 21:45. It seems that the second season will have eight episodes (wahoo! :)). The descriptions of the first there episodes (spoilers):

1. Saddle up Sheenie! -  David’s plans to go to work and Michael’s plans to visit a friend abroad are both scuppered by last-minute travel-rule changes. Some news regarding a work opportunity for the pair turns sour.

2. Long Time, No See -  After discovering the network’s plan, David and Michael are dismayed to learn news about who will be going out to America without them. The guys are also upset to find out how well Simon is doing without them.

3. The Dirty Mochyns - David and Michael spot an opportunity to sabotage the show. Anna and Georgia consider their options.

#staged #david tennant #michael sheen #staged season 2 #staged promo photos #yay!

[moonlightserenadeeznutz]

Remus shows Sirius around Wales (Part 2)

For @daylily-evans

(Part 1)

~ Remus’s house was not dissimilar from all the other houses they had passed, medium sized and grey-stoned. But it still felt... different somehow. Sirius couldn’t quite put his finger on it, but it felt like Remus. It felt like the Lupins. It felt like home.

The front garden was blooming with flowers, their scent mingling with the air and making the whole area feel like a dream. “Mam likes to garden,” explained Remus, which- judging by the sheer amount of meticulously cared for flowers- seemed like an understatement.

They crossed over the threshold as Lyall opened the door. Sirius had always imagined the inside of Remus’s house to look like a cross between a library and a normal muggle residence, what with Remus and his father being avid readers, and his mother being a proud preserver of her muggle heritage, and Sirius was happy to see that his imagination hadn’t been far off.

The entrance hall immediately opened up onto the living room, the walls of which were lined with bookshelves. And in the corner of the room, surrounded by a comfortable looking sofa and matching armchair, was a medium sized black box, perched atop a wooden table, which Sirius recognised to be a television. Sirius knew quite a bit about muggle objects and technology by now, keen as he was to learn about it all in order to spite his family. He remembered a half term during second year when Remus had written to him and explained what a television was so that he could excitedly share the news that his parents had finally bought a set. And Sirius was interested to see that this must have been that very set.

Remus had begun to carry his trunk upstairs, and Sirius followed him with his own trunk.

“I’ll cook your favourite tonight, carru,” called Hope, as Remus retreated onto the first floor landing.

“Diolch, mam,” he called back.

“What’s your favourite, carru?” Asked Sirius jokingly, though he was genuinely interested nonetheless.

“Spaghetti with my mam’s tomato sauce,” replied Remus. They’d reached his bedroom door. Of all the things that Sirius was most excited to see on this visit, Remus’s bedroom was definitely top of the list. Everything else: the living room, the house, the garden, the shops, the country; it was Remus intermingled with other people: his parents and his neighbours and Mrs. Hughes with the muffins. But Remus’s bedroom was one hundred percent pure Remus.

“My room,” said Remus, placing his trunk down with a thump. “Don’t get too excited,” he added, as if he’d been reading Sirius’s mind.

“Can’t make any promises, carru.” Remus opened the door and dragged his trunk through the doorway. Sirius followed suit and immediately looked around.

Yes. This room undoubtedly belonged to Remus Lupin. It was the opposite of Sirius and James’s room at the Potter’s house. Theirs was messy, disorganised, clothes everywhere and posters of Quidditch teams and punk bands plastering the walls. Remus had posters, but they had been put up with care rather than been used as an alternative to wallpaper. He had a poster of the Welsh National Quidditch team, and a chart above his desk mapping out the cycles of the moon, and clippings from The Daily Prophet on one of the walls. Above his dresser, upon which sat a record player and a few record sleeves (Sirius took a note to have a look at them later), a collection of Chocolate Frog cards had been stuck up in neat, horizontal lines. Everything in the room was neat.

A mark of a Hogwarts student was their home bedroom containing various things from childhood that were never thrown out or stored away during the short few weeks that one spent at home over those seven long school years. The newspaper clippings were all dated from 1971, with articles that Sirius could imagine an eleven year old Remus would be interested in: Man Claims to Know What Boggarts Really Look Like. Man Falls Five Thousand Feet from Broomstick and Lives. A bookshelf boasted a number of thick books, but on the very bottom self, some children’s books still remained. Tales of Beedle the Bard, a seperate copy of The Fountain of Fair Fortune (Sirius had never been allowed to read that one. His parents considered it to be blood traitorous and disgusting. In fact, Beedle the Bard as a whole had been banned entirely, save for The Warlock’s Hairy Heart, which depicted an incredibly powerful wizard who was desperate to preserve his magical lineage. It didn’t have a happy ending either. So it wasn’t surprising that Sirius’s parents approved of it). There were some Welsh titles that Sirius wasn’t able to read: Y Tri Mochyn Bach, and Charlie a’r Ffatri Siocled, as well as some other muggle stories. Or at least, Sirius assumed they were muggle. He didn’t recognise the titles: The Seven Swans, Jack and the Beanstalk, A Collection of Tales from the Brothers Grimm.

“This is your bed,” said Remus suddenly, shaking Sirius out of his reverie. Sirius turned to look at a mattress next to Remus’s bed. It was all made up with sheets and a duvet and a pillow.

“I would ask if it’s alright for you, but I expect you won’t be spending much time in it.” He raised his eyebrows and Sirius took the cue.

“Now, Moony, what would your mother say?”

“She’d say...  peidwych â chael fy nhudalennau'n fudr.” He shot a swift smile at his friend before lifting his trunk onto his bed and beginning to unpack it.

~ The two didn’t have much time after unpacking to do anything, before Hope called them down for dinner.

Hope was a wonderful cook. Sirius had to stop himself from shovelling the meal down in one, not wanting to appear rude, but he certainly praised Hope generously once they had all finished eating. Hope was smitten.

“Sirius, carru, you’re such a gentleman! You found a good one here, Remus.” Remus smiled, embarrassed, but at the same time, silently agreeing.

~ Unlike Sirius’s parents, Hope and Lyall were respectful of boundaries. Once they’d said goodnight to the boys, Sirius and Remus went the rest of the night undisturbed, and Remus had been right: Sirius spent perhaps half an hour on his mattress before crawling into Remus’s bed. He wrapped his arms around Remus’s torso and rested his head on the boy’s shoulder.

“It’s lovely here,” Sirius murmured, tickling Remus’s cheek with his breath. “Wish we could swap lives.”

“You mean I get to stop being a werewolf and live with Prongs? Hm... I could go for that.”

“I mean I’d get to kiss myself.” Remus laughed, a laugh that was slightly cut off by Sirius raising his head to kiss him, as a demonstration of his previous statement. The room was quiet. Peaceful. Remus stroked Sirius’s hair.

“Tomorrow, I’ll show you around properly.”

~ (Part 3)

Welsh Translation:

Carru (pronounced Ka-ree): Love

Diolch (Di-ol-kh): Thanks/Thank you

Y Tri Mochyn Bach (Ee tree mo-kh-in ba-kh): The Three Little Pigs

Charlie a’r Ffatri Siocled (Charlie ar fa-tri sho-cled): Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Peidiwch â chael fy nhudalennau'n fudr (pay-doo-kh ah kh-eye-l fee nee-dah-len-eye-n fee-dr): Don’t get my sheets dirty.

Sorry if I haven’t got the pronunciation spot on. It’s very hard to describe.

#wolfstar #wolfstar fanfiction #wolfstar headcanon #sirius x remus #sirius black #remus lupin #welsh remus #wolfstar fluff #harry potter #hp fanfiction

[oliverwoodmarrymepls]

BESTIE GIMME SLANGS IN WELSH

i am in desperate need. i need slangs for like idiot, asshole, or slowpokes.

THANK YOU ILY

oh shit

i don’t really use welsh slang

well insults anyway

i say mochyn brwnt which means dirty pig

i use that when someone does something disgusting lmao

and i call people dwp which means stupid

other than that i don’t use much slang

#zoya the wonderful human

[gendersanciau]

Svinjagender, Xavangender, Sigagender, Gendermochyn, and Baarchgender

Svinjagender: a gender that is connected to pigs, crafting, dark nights, lanterns lit, and gloominess in summer. Etymology: Serbo-Croatian, “svinja” meaning “pig”

Xavangender: a gender that is connected to pigs, crafting, mud, rain showers, and a fragrant, petrichor-filled air. Etymology: Tuvan, “xavan” meaning “pig”

Sigagender: a gender that is connected to pigs, crafting, clay pots, dirty clothing, and farm animals in winter. Etymology: Veps, “siga” meaning “pig”

Gendermochyn: a gender that is connected to pigs, crafting, rainbows, forests, bears, and late spring. Etymology: Welsh, “mochyn” meaning “pig”

Baarchgender: a gender that is connected to pigs, crafting, oak trees, willow trees, calm breezes, and leaves falling in autumn. Etymology: West Frisian, “baarch” meaning “pig”

#floros favs #queued post

[davidtennantontwitter]

#Staged episode The Dirty Mochyns premieres on BBC One tonight

https://davidtennantontwitter.blogspot.com/2021/01/0111S.html

#David Tennant #staged

[ao3feed--reylo]

Is There Something on my Dress?

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3eAOI0r

by Wherehaveyouben

Based on a tumblr ask - Angry sex -modern verse.

Ben & Rey former work colleagues / lovers. Clearly it didn't end well, but when they end up in the same place, at the same time, with several glasses of champagne. Old feelings ignite.

Words: 974, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M

Characters: Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Ben Solo, Rey (Star Wars)

Relationships: Reylo, Rey & Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Kylo Ren/Rey, Rey/Ben Solo, Rey/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren

Additional Tags: dirty mochyns, mochyn means pig in welsh hehe, Smut, Hate Sex, Rough Sex, Dirty Talk, Orgasm Denial, ben being a fucking arsehole, Dom Ben Solo, ben solo in a suit though nom

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3eAOI0r

#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #Star Wars #Reylo #Kylo Ren #Rey

[ao3feed4reylo]

via AO3 works tagged 'Star Wars - All Media Types' read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/3eAOI0r Wherehaveyouben

by Wherehaveyouben

Based on a tumblr ask - Angry sex -modern verse.

Ben & Rey former work colleagues / lovers. Clearly it didn't end well, but when they end up in the same place, at the same time, with several glasses of champagne. Old feelings ignite.

Words: 974, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M

Characters: Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Ben Solo, Rey (Star Wars)

Relationships: Reylo, Rey & Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Kylo Ren/Rey, Rey/Ben Solo, Rey/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren

Additional Tags: dirty mochyns, mochyn means pig in welsh hehe, Smut, Hate Sex, Rough Sex, Dirty Talk, Orgasm Denial, ben being a fucking arsehole, Dom Ben Solo, ben solo in a suit though nom

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/3eAOI0r

#IFTTT #AO3 works tagged 'Star Wars - All Media Types' Rey/Ben Solo #Reylo #Kylo Ren/Rey #TheLastJedi