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missterious-figure · 1 day

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(Have this scenario!)

Y/N stared at the young crow that stared intently at them. The baby was staring and barely blinking before she chirped and made grabby hands at them.

“Uhhhh…” Y/N was unsure if they should pick the child up, they knew how aggressive parent birds got when someone was near their babies.

Since Y/N was taking too long, the baby crow (Tia) started getting upset and tearing up. Panicking, Y/N picked up the crow child, who calmed down once she was held and chirped happily.

“I am probably not supposed to be holding you but I am not good dealing with crying kids…” Y/N mumbled as Tia booped their nose and nuzzled them, chirping happily. “Awww, you are kinda cute though…”

Now imagine the peacock triplets’ reactions to seeing this, hehe!

(This is just a little "silly" thing. Enjoy!)

Moon had just seen the whole incident go down from his shadowy hiding place. To think something as beautiful as he could manage to hide at all. He smirked to himself. The harpy himself was thinking of only one thing. You. You were so cute. Even more so when you were flustered in a brilliant pink. Like a beautiful tropical sunset on a warm summer evening...

A creeping figure slinked from the it's hiding spot. Moon was on the move. Or, dare say, hunt. The victim was close. Very close. So close he didn't understand how they didn't notice him. Oh, wait, yes he did. He was just that good at stalking his prey. Any predator would be jealous of his skill. If he himself had been a real predator everyone would be done for.

With a sudden shake of his bell, he announced his presence to the unknowing victim. Almost jumping out of your skin, you whip around with a yelp. A very pathetic sound indeed. You are quick to go silent again. You're face to face with Moon. Close enough to feel his cool breath embrace your skin like a winter wind. After a few seconds of this awkward eye contact, he pulls himself to his full height. You can do nothing but continue to stare, Tia still in your arms, squeaking happily at Moon. He chuckles as you behold his glory.

Without warning, he uses his hand to gently cradle the back of your neck and press you close to his body. Kinda like a weird sideways hug. Your heart is going a million miles a second. And that bastard of a bird can feel it. His red eyes go from your rosy face to the baby harpy. He smiled smugly.

"Guess this is our newly adopted baby now, huh, jewel?"

Oh fuck. Your face is a blaze of embarrassment. Something else, too. You try to pull away from Moon's grip, but his golden glove slithers down your spine. It finds it's way to your hip. His other hand soon follows, running down your torso to parallel it's partner. He of course has to bend down to make this possible. He doesn't mind though. His chin nestles into a comfy spot on your shoulder. Humming, Moon whispers,

"So when will we make our own?"

:) Hehe.

#dca au #wine and feathers au #answered #missterious-drabble

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grvyrd-drms · 7 months

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riddle me this, batman.

i want to use toby as a toothbrush, the very feminine and masculine urge to shrink him put toothpaste on him and brush my teeth with him

anon i understand you more than anyone in the world right now

#put him in my mouth #BITW DOWN AND CHEW #put him in a blender #AND TURN IT ON #the cuteness aggression is so real with him #fuckin freak #love him #creepypasta #ticci toby #toby rogers

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maxsix · 9 months

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#choi san #san #ateez #ateez san #seonghwa #yeosang #maxsixgif #this is my favourite fancam of his #and my favourite styling they put him in for thanxx era #his face is so rude #disrespect eminates from every fibre of his being #i hate him as much as i adore him #cuteness hotness aggression is real #i just really like his smile

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skitskatdacat63 · 15 days

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Roleswap anyone??

Tell me Fernando wouldn't make a fantastic general/emperor, and that Napoleon wouldn't make a fanastic driver/tp!!

#this might be the most mentally ill thing ive drawn yet....#lmao im like ah this would be a funny idea to draw #and then got WAAYYYYY more into drawing napoleon #to the point of cuteness aggression and sadness that him in f1 isnt real :(#cofi and i made up a whole lore and plot line so if you want a pt 2 of that hmu LMAO #but briefly: hes a driver(2 wdc btw) who got kicked out for smth and then came back as a tp again to torment his former rivals #gahhhhh why is he so cute why isnt he real :( i would stan him so hard you dont understand #with his cute little lesbian bob and introverted but brave and outspoken demeanor....#his mechanics and team in general are all tall men who love to pick him up #but god the plot is just so fun and compelling that it makes me sad that kinda driver doesnt exist irl #my greatest dream is for someone from the actual napoleon fandom to see this #bcs its weird enough for you guys so i cant even imagine what theyd think #BUT PLEASEEE #anyways. this is a very odd post. but im very proud of it :)#lmao this is just like one step closer to actually writing my proper manifesto about it #but yeah i posted that silly meme the other day and it got way more notes that i expected so maybe this will be appealing too?#girls who cannot draw normal fanart #<- like seriously i wont draw napoleon in his normal clothes and fernando vice versa but no prob with the reverse?? my brain...#f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #nandopoleon alonsoparte #napoleon bonaparte #napoleon #catie.art

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loganslowdown4 · 2 months

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Thomas: *posts this*

Me:

#he’s so cute it makes ANGY #grrrrr I want to punch him with affection #cute aggression is REAL #GCSHQHHHAHA #thomas sanders #sanders sides #roman sanders #Roman of Reston #roleslaying with roman

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blueeyeddarkknight · 1 year

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Val's lil happy dance 😂❤️🕺

how can a man be so childlike and adorable like that?! 😭👶🏻

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lord-shitbox · 1 month

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anyone else suffering from the same particular kind of brainrot. yes this is the result of exactly one kabru-centric episode

#shitboxposting #dunmeshi #kabru torment tag #like. cuteness aggression but i want that twink Obliterated but he isnt real so i have to think about doing him bodily harm instead #might binge the manga at this poitn i dont like this guy. i hate kabru (wall plastered in kabru images)#dungeon meshi #extremely hesitant to put this in main fandom tag because its strange.

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sciderman · 6 months

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Pete's such a goddamn fuckin nerd I don't know whether I want to wrap him in a blanket and give him a hot chocolate, or dunk his head in the toilet

PLLEAASE BE NICE TO HIM BE NICE TO MY BOY

#he needs more kindness in his life he's been through enough #sci speaks #it's so real and true when gail said “if peter parker went to your school you'd bully him too.” but hbbee doesnt deserve it #why are we all hardwired biologically to bully and or baby him.#its cuteness aggression your honour

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subsequentibis · 9 months

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must say again that mgs3 ocelot is so so compelling to me. in my head he's the perfect little prodigy boy who has his position as a major at just 20 yrs old thru a combination of nepotism and real skill, real gifted kid who's excelled at everything he's ever tried, triple agent fooling absolutely everyone, trying out combat techniques he's only read or heard about in the field bc he knows he'll just Get it right away, and it's like partially true that he's very good but he's not That good, there's people pulling strings behind the scenes to get him there, but he doesn't see them and thinks he got this all by himself. and i need to put this smarmy little man in my mouth and shake him like a dog with a toy.

#ignore me #i like him sooooooo bad i like him so much #kitten ocelot inspires this cuteness aggression in me to such an intense degree #literally said i need to bake him into a pie the other day. And i do.#my fucking googyyyyy....#like and then he runs into big boss and that's his first ever real challenge and he Loses. and i foam at the mouth #the way he repeats 'pretty good' and then like genuinely swoons. fuck offfffff #ooo did you get a compliment you little teacher's pet are you hooked on the serotonin of getting a pat on the heas #*head #do you respect this man bc he defeated you but you're also blindingly furious at him for it and also a lil bit got a little puppydog crush #i'm gonna explode. i haven't even finished the tutorial on mgs2 yet and i can't wait to start 3.#for Him.

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noxx-33i · 2 months

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Sword doodles... i loev.. himb...

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resssistance · 1 year

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Happy 25th birthday to Shoma Uno! To all your smiles, and many more that are yet to shine. Thank you 💙

#shoma uno #figure skating #i do love him smiling #but him smiling mid-skate is truly on another level. the closest i can describe it makes me feel is heart palpitations but good ones #happy bday to my wonderful boy #can't believe he's 25 omg #i theoretically can write a wax poetic essay full of bday wishes and how great he is and what his skating means to me but i can't #and if anyone tells you i cried today when i was watching him skate and kept thinking about everything and still too overly emotional #well.. that would be heinous lie of course..#so happy birthday to an athlete with 3 olympic medals. an athlete with a career grand slam. a hardworking practice demon #happy bday to a skater with great control and patience gorgeous lines delicate musicality smooth skating sharp steps amazing spins #that skates so beautifully you can cry #happy birthday to a dog dad. a gamer who hates vegetables and whose diet consists of meat on 99.99%. a rare starfish specimen #happy birthday to a sleepy creature with an 'on/off' switch. to a student of stepffan lanbeeal that will make him go bald from stress #a short king himbo. an unintentional comedian. an english PhD #the only real person that gives me extreme cuteness aggression #and many many many other things that he is #happy birthday you sunshine with those sparkly eyes full of dreams #be happy be healthy be true to yourself #💙💙💙#p.s. bring another blue costume. soon.

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 10 months

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Bruh... I slept through the whole piranha frenzy on Wally.

Whatever the rest of you are on, I don't wanna know. I can't even think of holding the little man's hand without freezing my brain cells, let alone take chunks off him. I'd apologize for scuffing his shoes and call him Mr. Darling and such.

Y'all wild. XD

i guess we're just built violentdifferent <3

#i very insincerely apologize - maiming is how i show love #i see my favorite character. i rip them limb from limb <3 #they are chew toys to me!!!#i mean if he were real and in front of me id be kind and polite and also call him mr darling #however he is Not real and Not in front of me and so #- as someone kindly called out the other day - my Cuteness Aggression is in full force <3 #and really either way internally id still be in violence mode #rambles from the bog #also the pirahna frenzy is not quite over i still have like two asks #gentle maiming this time <3

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nonoqy · 10 months

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#it's so bad for me rn the cuteness aggression is so fucking real i need to squish him and kiss his cheeks and andnandband

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shelli-gator · 1 year

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James shaking in his little gay boots because he LOVES old men, he wants to take that bitch to the Antique Roadshow and sit with him on his arm smiling like he's winning big at a casino as he bids way too much money on a china tea set for him. Anything for his kitten. And they're gonna have the BEST fucking earl grey they've ever drank watching The Great British Bakeoff when they get home.

#i will also accept that they are both old men #the old gays at it again #he wants him so bad it makes him look stupid #edward showing a new handmade doily he got off etsy and james is just biting his fist screaming into it #all HE'S CUTE FUCK HIM F U C K THIS GUY #jokes aside james taking edward to the antique roadshow like they're going to vegas baby is genuinely their vibe to me #he gets aggressive in the bids and thinks everyone is out to get them #ttte edward #ttte james #2 x 5 #jameward #jedward #edward x james #i wish trains were real #ttte 2 x 5

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nav-i-nav · 2 months

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Guys I really hope you understand how much I love Omori. The character. He is the cutest little guy ever to me (he has and will kill again with no hesitation) (there is something amazing about characters who are childish/innocent but also act ruthlessly and even cruelly but it’s because is part of their nature) (he is not evil but his actions aren’t good either) (I love him)

#navi talks #I love him so so so much he’s my favorite ever #I am so autistic over him and it’s so funny since a lot of people r like OH but he has no real personality SHUT UP #YOU DONT GET HIM LIKE I DO SHUSH #I’ve ranted sm about omori as a character I wanna do it again but erm…. I don’t think anyone cares about it tbh augh…..#anyway he’s my scrunkly….. my silly.. my goober….. perhaps even my mipy…..#thinks back to that one post that got 1K notes because I went autistic over him #HHHHH SAVE ME OMORI OMORI OMORI PLEASE SAVE ME #now I need to squish his plushie because he gives me aggressive cuteness mb.

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thievingraven · 22 days

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just finished playing our life b&a Ohhhh my lord... still need to write that steam review but PLEASE!! PLEASE PLAY OUR LIFE OH MY GOD

#our life #our life beginnings & always #please im on my hands and knees #literally forcibly streamed it for my friend the other day #cove holden the man that u are....#finding out hes autistic made me so happy actually #autist4autist relationships are REAL #need that makeship plushie so i can throw him at my wall #cuteness aggression hitting hard #raven commentary

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