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midnightwriter21 · 10 months

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demon slayer hcs: the hashira men & their favorite types of kisses

characters: giyuu, tengen, sanemi, rengoku, obanai, muichiro, x fem!reader

warnings: fluffffff, strong language in sanemi’s (i called him a mean name :/)

AN: muichiro is aged up!!! also no gyomei bc i don’t write for him sry :/

i love them

GIYUU

this man is so soft

GIVING: kisses to the top of your head

like in the morning when you first wake up

after you make your coffee or tea or whatever u drink

your standing in the kitchen looking out of the window

and he comes up behind you

wraps his arms around your waist

your back pressed against his chest

and he just gives the sweetest lil kiss to the crown of your head

RECEIVING: nose kisses!!

fastest way to bring this man to his knees i swear

just something about you being so close to him but NOT pressing your lips to his

it’s both endearing and annoying lol

but really he loves it

finds it adorable and so so innocent

TENGEN

i want to be his 4th wife SO bad

anyways

GIVING: soft pecks on the lips

now

do not be fooled

tengen may start off with a soft quick peck

but the SECOND he pulls away

he’s coming back for more

how could he not?

he’s obsessed w u i’m ngl

anyways he’s comin back for another kiss

ands it’s not soft

and it’s not quick

after that initial peck it’s turning into a full on nasty slobbery makeout sesh

yuck

please let me experience this w him

he enjoys the soft pecks because he knows what’s coming after

RECEIVING: a sweet kiss on the arm

now tengens favorite kiss to receive is a lot more intimate than the ones he gives out

when you’re taking a walk together

holding hands

maybe you stop to look at a nice view

and you lean into his side

and give him a chaste kiss on his bicep before leaning your head against it

awhhhh

tengen is internally dying at how cute u are

i’m internally dying at how cute this is

SANEMI

my BOYFRIENDDDDDD

i’m sanemi trash and what abt it

GIVING: a neck kiss

NOW

before y’all get nasty thoughts

cause ik y’all did

this is innocent

he gives these kisses in the morning when he first wakes up

you’re probably still asleep

and he sits up enough to rest his head in his hand and just looks at you

thinking about how lucky he is

how gorgeous you are

he lays back down, pulling your body close to his

and he buries his head in the crook of your neck

laying a sweet kiss on your neck

on your pulse point

likes feeling the beat of your heart

it’s soothing to him

after he pulls away from your neck he cuddles you even closer than before

if that’s even possible

and goes back to sleep until it’s time for him to leave for a mission

RECEIVING: kisses to his scars

now we all know sanemi is a dumbass bitch that basically self harms right? okay right

when y’all have some downtime

and you settle yourself into his lap facing him

when u launch yourself at him and start littering his body with kisses

kissing each and every scar available to you

this man

MELTS

he MELTS BRO

to him, this is you letting him know how important he is to you

how beautiful he is to you

his ears are bright red

but he’s a puddle underneath you now

RENGOKU

SUNSHINE MAN

such a gentleman!!!

sweetest human ever!!!

GIVING: all of the kisses!!

i’m talking forehead kiss, kiss to the top of your head, kiss on your cheek, kissing your hand

he loves you and wants you to know it

WANTS EVERYONE TO KNOW IT

how does he get everyone to know it?

by showering you in kisses of course!

low key more PDA w kyo then w tengen

but ofc he keeps it PG while tengen doesn’t lololol

RECEIVING: tippy toe kisses!!

this. is. my. fav. hc. for. him. ever.

he does NOT bend down to kiss you on the lips

simply will not do it

when you have to press up onto your tip toes and balance yourself by pressing your hands against his chest to kiss him

he thinks it’s adorable

he doesn’t mean to tease you or make you annoyed

but if you’re not basically climbing him to give him a kiss

then he. don’t. want. it.

it’s just so endearing to see you work for it

OBANAI

off brand orochimaru

*cough cough* ignore that^

i love him really i swear

ANYWAYS

GIVING: kisses to your hands

he may come off as a mean and scary little gremlin

but for u

he is as soft as a cotton ball

at this point you cannot hold hands w snake boy without him bringing your hands to his mouth and him laying a kiss on the back of your hand

get your nails done? show obanai

cause he’s taking your hand and laying a kiss to each finger

when y’all are laying in bed talking

he’s playing with ur hand

and he’s pressing a kiss to your ring finger!!!!!!

he’s gonna put a ring there someday soon omm

RECEIVING: a kiss to the corner of his mouth

y’all prolly coulda guessed this one if yk anything abt snake bby

but

when y’all are alone

and the bottom half of his face is uncovered

first of all- cover his WHOLE face in kisses

and then pay extra attention to the corners of his mouth

lay a kiss on the outer corner of the scars

and lay a kiss on the inner corner of the scars, right next to his mouth

repeat on the other side.

it’s mandatory when ur dating him i don’t make the rules

he’s insecure abt the scars

doesn’t want to freak people out when they see them

so for you to KISS THEM???

yeah

he’s gonna marry u fs

MUICHIRO

HE’S SO PRETTYYYYYYY

protect this boy at all costs

GIVING: forehead kiss

he is so sweet

an angel fr

there is not a single. day.

that muichiro is not laying a fat kiss

in the middle of ur forehead

oh he gets called out for a mission?

he’s kissing u on the forehead before running out the door

you cooked him dinner?

he’s kissing u on the forehead and then making his plate

y’all laying in the bed about to go to sleep?

he’s kissing u on the forehead before pulling you close to him for a snuggle

you’re doing anything?

HE’S KISSING U ON THE FOREHEAD

yeah

did i mention he’s kissing u on the forehead?

RECEIVING: surprise kisses

now

he’s a hashira so catching him off guard is quite the task

but!!!

if u manage to do it

like if he’s at the butterfly mansion

talking with tanjiro or som

his guard is down

sneak up on him and lay a kiss on his cheek before running away laughing

bro blushes red af

and then a cute lil smile stretches across his face

sometimes he’ll know you’re sneaking up on him

but he’ll let you do it anyways

he loves hearing your giggle as you run away thinking u caught him by surprise

he’s so in love w u

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meowyn · 20 days

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Linger

gender neutral reader, just some comfort set directly after chapter 11.

a/n - started to write this at 5am and it's now 7:30, god help me. this might be ooc & really short i'm sorry i've not actually posted something recent in years lololol but i love last legacy & felix sm so!!

felix didn't miss the way you clung to his side after his (and your) return from the hells, the two of you finally settling down for the night. he was perched on the edge of his side of the bed, meanwhile you lingered behind him, casting worried glances his way whenever you decided to look at him directly. though, he noticed you hadn't looked at his face once, which made his heart ache terribly for you.

whilst he was in the midst of figuring out what to say, how best to soothe your anxiety, he felt your head bump lightly onto his back while your arms slowly circled around his waist. he waited silently as he heard you inhale deeply, shakily breathing him in as you often did, and for once as you exhaled the tension didn't leave your body at all.

a worried frown tugged at his lips before he spoke, quiet and (he hoped) comforting, "what's the matter, love?"

of course, he knew what was wrong. he had just died, after all, and he'd be an absolute fool to miss the sheer terror in your eyes at that fact. he just wanted to give you a chance to let it all out yourself, to please just trouble him with this, at least.

as if you could read his mind, a muffled sob escaped you and you squeezed him tighter, and he didn't know wether he what he felt was relief of devastation.

"i'm sorry.." you murmured, sniffling in a futile attempt to stop the seemingly endless flow of tears, "you.. died today, and here i am, crying like some sort of idiot."

he sighed at that, gently untangling your fingers from his shirt before twisting around to face you.

"oh, my sweet.." he cooed, cupping your face in his hands as he wiped away your tears, kissing at your nose for good measure, "as i told you, i have died many times so-"

"that doesn't matter!" you surprise both of you by blurting out, holding onto his wrists tightly and looking at him so desperately he feels his heart nearly tumble out of his throat.

"it's just.." you mutter, pushing past your initial statement in hopes you could get your point across to him, unaware that he already understood perfectly, "i was so worried, you were so cold.. and your eyes were so hollow that even now i'm afraid to look."

he nodded empathetically, about to respond until he saw your expression change to a deep frown as you suddenly glared at him, rendering him speechless.

"god, for someone so smart you can be such an idiot. why would you jump in front of me like that? who do you think you are? batman?" frustration laced your tone as you spoke, sniffling once more as you were about to continue ranting. until you glanced at his face, that silly, boyish grin adorning his features making any negative feelings you had dissipate, in turn making him laugh fondly as a blush crept it's way up your cheeks.

"batman? who is that?" he asked, still smiling even as you shot him another glare for his teasing tone, "forgive me, but i cannot quite feel the full force of your anger when you're pouting like that."

felix chuckled again as you sighed in defeat, leaning forward until you were wrapped up fully in his embrace, he pressed a soft kiss to the crown of your head.

"i'm not angry at you," you murmured into his chest, head tucked where his shirt was left unbuttoned so you could feel his heartbeat against your ear, "though i will be if you frighten me like that again."

"i understand, however," with his fingers under your chin, he urged your head up to look at him, "whenever i have an opportunity to keep you safe, i'm going to take it. you don't understand how precious you are, do you?"

you're unable to argue with that, especially as you feel the days exhaustion set in and felix's hand rubbing soothing circles into your back.

"you're precious to me too, so please, no dying if you can help it." as you utter the words, you already know what he's thinking, and when you share a look you think back on his earlier words to you.

'but death would never keep me from you. not for long.'

then, when he holds your face in his hands once more, you're both smiling as he kisses away every remnant of your upset with every bit of devotion a votary saves for their diety. he loves you, you think, and you know you love him.

#felix escellun x reader #last legacy #last legacy felix #last legacy felix x reader #thisisterribleimsosorry

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alkalinefrog · 1 year

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Hi hi! So uhhh I’m having a little trouble with Hiccup’s belt placements for his tloa outfit (I’m making refs for myself) and I was hoping that maybe you could give me some pointers? You can just ignore this if you want lololol-

Tbh I didn’t really know what I was doing for the belt placements either laskdfjklasdfjlkasdjf you don’t need to stick to the comic designs! I drew it while I was still in the early stages of planning the story, so there wasn’t much research behind them.

I can make a guide later, I’ve been meaning to touch up their costumes now that I have a better idea of what’s going to happen in the story. I’ll give you my general thought process for both of them based on the current chapters:

Jack (who probably gets the most costume changes in the story):

Hawthorne outfit: basically his canon human design from rotg plus shoes lol

Bard uniform: blue colour palette, large brimmed hat with a big blue feather. The prototype’s in the comic, but there aren’t many guidelines around it. His hands aren’t wrapped in bandages as of now ever since his initial calluses from Excalibur healed

Work clothes: a simple blue tunic, tied off at the waist with a belt or sash up to you, similar worn brown pants and boots from his Hawthorne outfit

MORE TBD

Hiccup:

Princely Attire (TM): fancy royal tunic and silk sash, circlet crown with a small ruby at the center that fits over his forehead. fancy shmancy cape held up by fancy shmancy clasps.

Civilian disguise: Bunny’s oversized white shirt that hangs loose off him, tied off with one of Bunny’s green sashes, long brown cloak. Pants and shoes are up to you, but my thought is that they’re a bit nicer in quality than what civilians wear

Adventuring gear: I’m not satisfied with the comic prototype, but it’s supposed to be fine-quality leather armour and a cape. Metal arm-bracers and grieves. Meant for a swordsman, ya know? Otherwise the interpretation’s up to you! When he eventually gets his prosthetic in the story it’s not far off from his canon one in the films.

MORE TBD

Sorry that’s not much help visually for now! Go wild though, don’t feel like you’re limited by what I’ve drawn!

#ask #the-bubbles-tm #the lights of avalon #tloa #I’m still floored you’re drawing stuff for it asldkfjdsakljfdsakljsadf #thank you so much BAWWWWW

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armallo-and-roul · 1 year

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The Secret Menace Society

Happy birthday Eva! And a happy early birthday, Chels! @evathenovice

And I borrowed Eris @cinnella lololol :3

Of course it was Daisy to coin the name in a hushed whisper of excitement. She had a certain knack for such things. Eris nodded eagerly at their new title, a lock of silver hair bouncing excitedly out of its bun. It was only the Princess who expressed concern.

“M-menace? I don’t know if I want to be a menace to my k-kingdom..”

She busied her hands by rolling them against a ribbon on her royal gowns. The piece of ribbon was more costly to the Crown than a months pay for Daisy. Such was life in the unbalanced game between poor and rich. Could it even be considered a game if the other side stood no chance?

“Well, it just sounds badass, Eva. And quite the title juxtaposed against “Crown Princess.”

Daisy was of course proud of herself. She longed to be nothing more than a menace to the people who had groomed her into the young adult she is. She knew Eva felt the same way. And Eris too.

“We could call ourselves ‘DEE.’ An acronym of our first names?” She beamed at the two, seeing the extremely unimpressed look on Daisy’s face and the slight smile on Eva’s. “I don’t think such a name would work, dear Eris. They could figure us out if it’s our first name initials..” as the gears turned in Eris’s head, she playfully smacked her own forehead. “D’oh!”

And so the Secret Menace Society was formed. Eris immediately took to calling it the SMS, with Eva following suit. Only Daisy stuck with the whole name.

“…But what do we do exactly?” Eva peeped up, genuinely curious as to what Daisy had planned.

“Easy. We secretly be menaces to the people that treat us like shit. To the people we secretly hate. And how do we do it? How do we enact revenge?” Daisy flipped her blonde hair back. “I haven’t the slightest clue.”

Eris’s mouth dropped open. “How do you not know! You created this! I’m sure you have something!”

Daisy smiled. “I was lying, Eris. You have to be able to lie! I was thinking a certain pink haired boy could help us with some things..”

“No. Absolutely not.”

Roul sipped his tea while looking over his morning reports. Daisy was furious. “WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO!!! Roul chuckled, pulling his reading glasses off. “I was just playing, Daisy. Of course I can help.” Eris cracked up, getting an elbow to her side. “FUCK YOU, FRANÇOIS!” Roul took another sip. “You will have to get in line-“

The plan had been set. The Secret Menace Society plus Roul all stood in Eva’s royal chambers. “A-are you s-sure this will work??” Eva was extremely unsure of the plan. They were taking her outside the castle walls for a night out. And Roul was using his magic to disguise her. “It is my magic. I know it will work, darling.” He stood proud and chest puffed.

“Now, your disguise will be simple. That is the best way to make magic work well. You will simply be a maid like the girls.” Roul focused as the girls watched. He spoke out the spell and let it dance playfully around Eva. Their sights shifted slightly, and an almost Eva stood before them.

“See, easy. I know what I am doing.” Could Roul’s chest be any more puffed up? A typical man. Eris giggled, skipping up to Eva. “Hello, new maid! Ready to prepare a bath for Lord Umbro with me?” Daisy was impressed, walking around in a circle to investigate. “Perfect. Okay. Let’s get out of here.”

With Roul guarding the Princess’s chambers, the three maids headed down to the nearby village for a night of fun.

As they entered the tavern, Eva looking nervously around, only spotting one noble from the castle. The court singer, Cadence was at the bar with what looked like a farmer. Eris whispered into her ear, a shiver going through Eva. “See, you’re safe! Just one fab gay from the castle.” Shoulders relaxing, they grabbed a booth, a pitcher of beer immediately greeting them. Oh, it was bound to be a fun night out.

[Insert dancing montage with Cadence singing for the tavern]

Back at the castle, Eva lay on her bed, giggling. She reeked of beer, it having been spilled on her dress throughout the nights festivities. The once neat bun her hair was in now replaced by her glorious curls laying free on her pillows. “This was amazing, girls! The SMS..” Her eyes suddenly went wide, sitting up to look at Daisy and Eris. “How was this a menace to society?”

Daisy smiled, cherry lips going wide. “It never was. We just wanted to treat you to a little birthday gift. Remember what I said about lying?” She winked at Eva, who suddenly went very red. Eris bounced up from her chair, going to open the closet door to retrieve a small cake.

“It’s early, but we knew we wouldn’t have any other day to do it!”

On the other side of the door, Roul created a web of magic to soundproof the chambers so Eris and Daisy could sing her a happy birthday at the top of their lungs. He smiled to himself, it seemed he might just be an honorary member of the Secret Menace Society too.

Eva blew out the candle, head still swimming from the alcohol and fun times. “You girls are the best. Truly. My special little ‘menaces.’” She even used air quotes around the word. Daisy and Eris couldn’t have been more proud.

#fic #mine #happy birthday eva

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daily-dose-of-imagines · 3 years

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Heyoooo!!! It’s been a second hasn’t it? Lololol my bad uwu;; I’ve been doing a lot drawing lately, so I’ve been focusing a lot on that instead of writing— mainly since it requires less brain power for me SKKSSKSK anywho, in celebration of crowning Zhongli in game, I’ve decided to sin—- after talking with Admin T for a bit LOLOL thus, another Femdom fic is born SKSKSK

As always, thank you all so much for the love and support~! We really appreciate it~!

Art is from my Art Blog: @ko-ffeine

TW: BDSM ; Chains ; Flogging ; Overstimulation ; Blindfolds ; Shackles ; Collars / Leashes ; Muzzles ; Bondage / Restraints ; Riding ; Face Sitting ; Marking ; Vibratiors ; Breath Play

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Decades. It had been decades since her arrival to Teyvat. Thinking back to it, (y/n) hadn’t even realized the bonds she’s made after awakening in the depths of Dragonspine. Though it was best for her to not dwell on the past. After all, she learned early on with her revival that sticking to the past only brought unwanted trouble.

The sound of chains clattering against marble awoke her out of her thoughts as she peered back to the bundle of chains on all fours. A long scaly tail whipping back and forth impatiently as heated glowing amber orbs bore deeply into her own (e/c) ones.

“Morax…”

A soft sigh escaped her as she made her way over to the former archon. The loose hanfu that danced along her smooth skin had the dragon keen in want. The metal cage strapped to his mouth prevented his fangs from sinking into her supple flesh. The desire to mark and claim what was rightfully his was strung up high in his head as he strained against the enchanted chains that bound his wrists together. The hefty weight of the gold collar around his throat only further added to his inability to surge forward as the chain attached to the device around his throat only allowed him so much distance.

“You were being so good earlier. What’s gotten you riled up?”

Though soothing in tone, (y/n)’s expression was anything but as she marveled at the way the Geo Archon was presented before her. The night before his heat had gotten a hold of him, he had given her permission to be just as rough with him to ensure her safety—- and well, she wasted no time in taking advantage of the opportunity presented to her.

In a flurry of motions she had skillfully wrapped the archon’s body in beautiful golden ropes. Each one accentuating the toned muscle from eons of war and battles. The delicious flush of red that painted his skin as she continued to further restrain the male only set her belly a flame.

After all, the initial restraints were only mild. It wasn’t until the late evening did she realize how intensive she had to truly restrain her lover. Enchanted chains shackled him down. A leather muzzle had initially been placed to keep him from biting her, but was quickly forgone as he had ruined that within the span 15 minutes. Thus resulting in the current metal cage that adorned his haughty features.

The collar and leash combo? That had only occurred when she had attempted to leave for the bathroom— only to be slammed into the floor with a lustful dragon dry humping against her as he snarled and growled at the fact he wasn’t able to sink his teeth into her flesh.

The end resulted in the intensive flogging that only further fueled both party’s lust.

“Little one~….”

A pang of warmth hit her as she broke out of her memories from last night to meet his impatient amber orbs.

“I should’ve attached the one with the bar in between just so you wouldn’t distract me.”

Shaking her head, she made her way over to the male, and once she was within reach his tail immediately latched onto her leg. Easily trailing up to press against her cunt as he fervently surged forward to press himself against her. Yet of course, due to the damn muzzle in his way he could only be tantalizingly a breath away from his goal.

The pressure his cock held did little to alleviate the pain as the desire to breed into her deeply sprang forth.

A hefty growl came from him as he pushed her even more until she tumbled onto her back. The morning sun only added to the ethereal effect as he pressed himself as close to her as he could.

“Let me fuck you, Little one…wanna breed you until you’re full of my seed…bearing my children…”

A blush dusted across her features as he continued on before he was suddenly yanked back. A choked gasp came from him as he struggled against the Dendro vines that appeared as the vineyard appendages held him still. Each intimately wrapping around him to keep him seated in a frog tie. The leash having been jerked enough to keep him still as he let out a garbled growl.

“So feisty…this is getting interesting little one…”

“I think it’s time for you to stop talking Morax. I’d rather hear the sounds you truly want to make.”

“Oh ho? How do you plan on doing that?”

Taunting and ever so prideful, the mighty dragon refused to back down as he strained to get as close to her as he could. Her nearing form did little to deter the desire to fuck her thoroughly. Though before he could even do much the vines came forth to hold his head still. Smaller ones easily kept his lips open as he struggled to chomp and tear the greenery away. Yet with this, he failed to notice her swiftly remove the muzzle before replacing it with a strong and sturdy ring gag. His mouth now forcibly open as drool began escaping down his chin.

“Haaah?”

“Not so tough now huh? Like the chains, my lovely Archon, this was also enchanted~. I had the chance to put some of my former power into this device. So I’m confident that it won’t break~.”

Grinning, she watched as the funeral consultant tested the new device before grunting as a flare of his nostrils showed his displeasure in the newly placed device.

“Now that that has been settled, I do believe you should be put to use.”

A guttural sound of confusion came from Zhongli before darkness overcame him. Leafs? He wasn’t sure. All he knew was that his sense of touch was beginning to heighten and his sense of smell was driving him over the wall as he could practically taste how wet her cunt was.

Almost as if a learned reaction, the dragon’s tongue fervently searched for her as he reached out. His once ‘normal’ tongue now long and thick as his fangs extended ever so slightly over the metal ring of the gag. Freedom from the device was so close, yet as this occurred…

“Guh?! Haah..nnn ”

The metal shifted to accommodate the change Zhongli brought on; and as if to spite him, the device seemed to meld to form a stricter grasp around his face as a metal band formed over his nose bridge, further enforcing the fact that the device was not coming off.

“Ahhh, is, ish nah wha ah wha—ed”

“Oh? You’ll have to use your words more clearly, love~”

Her tone only further fanned the flames of lust in his belly as he continued to obscenely drool all over the marble floors. Though his attempts at reprimanding her were stilled as he let out a muffled grunt before an animal like moan and growl tore through his throat as he finally got a taste of her juices.

Oh how he wished to sink his claws into her supple flesh. Mark the terrain with his love bites and scent. Yet with all the restraints scattered about his body, all he could do was eagerly lap at her pussy with his tongue to the best of his abilities.

And by the sounds she was making, he was doing quite the job. Easily, with his long tongue he teased and taunted her slick walls. All of her weak points, the secret little motions that he knew brought her immense pleasure.

Though (y/n) couldn’t see it, she knew that her lover’s eyes had rolled up into his head. Especially when she could feel his tongue stutter as she not only buried his face into her wet cunt, but as the heel of her foot began to grind on his weeping cock.

Muffled moans and grunts came from the man eating her pussy as he strained against the various layers of restraints she bestowed upon him. Just the very sight of him dressed in her materials had her groaning before cumming against the male’s face.

As she stepped back, she couldn’t help but admire the state she left her lover in. Panting, drooling with a dash of her cum splattered in and an angry red cock.

A sadistic cord snapped within her as she cupped his cheek.

“Mmmm…you’re my good boy, aren’t you Morax?”

“..h-haaah?”

“If you can handle my game well, you can fuck me and fill me with your seed~.”

The mere mention of being able to sheath himself into her had the dragon’s tail whipping back and forth quickly as he leaned into her touch even more.

“Let’s see how well you can hold your breath. If you do well, then you win~.”

Immediately a twitch of his cock was enough to spur her forth as she searched for the last couple of items she needed. With a grin, she easily worked a plug into the ring. Easily, the object filled the dragon’s mouth as his loud pants became muffled grunts and moans.

Though before she decided to attach the smooth leather muzzle over his mouth and nose, she went to work with laying him on his side. The action causing a confused muffled grunt to come from the dragon before a gasp and moan came from him as he squirmed and struggled at the sudden intrusion of the vibrator up into his ass.

“I didn’t say that it would be easy, Morax.”

A teasing lit came from her as she watched how the dragon’s hole greedily ate up the vibrator before she turned the toy on low. The reaction was immediate as the dragon flinched from the sudden motions as mewls and lewd moans continued to leak out from his lips.

“Ah~ You’re so cute…so weak and pliable just for me~.”

Cooing, (y/n) gently ran her fingers along the beautiful horns adorning her lover’s head. Now that they were in full bloom and not stumps like yesterday, she had the ability to properly gaze at them. Though as she got to the base of his horns a muffled cry came from the dragon as spurts of cum splattered against her and his abdomen.

“Ho? I didn’t realize your horns were an erogenous stimulant Morax.”

More muffled whines and growls came from the trembling dragon as he impatiently flicked his tail against the marble. In response, the Demi god pressed a kiss to his forehead before humming.

“Let’s begin our game then~.”

With a grunt and some of her former strength, she sat Zhongli up before she grabbed the leather muzzle. The smooth homeless mask glistened back at her before she placed the item over the dragon’s plugged mouth and nose. The straps behind now buckled securely as silence— save for the vibrations— filled the room.

Smirking, she tested the waters by lightly rubbing her fingers along the tip of his cock. The motion resulting in a highly muffled moan as the dragon trembled. The flourish of his scales along his arms only further served to show how much control he had lost.

“My, my…so sensitive. Then…let’s do this~.”

Immediately, she positioned herself over his weeping cock and in an instant sheathed his cock. The motion causing the bound dragon to writhe and buck his hips immediately up into her as his cheeks reddened with the lack of oxygen going to his brain.

If only she could see his expression. His eyes rolled so far up his head as nothing but pleasure and pain hit him as he felt the burn of his lungs for oxygen and his voice sound so meek amidst it all. Of course that high went away as she tugged lightly at the tip of the mask. Fresh air immediately streamed in as he coughed and sputtered with pleads and moans for more as his cock twitched inside of her.

“S-Shit…easy there baby…”

The pet name only further fueled his whines as he leaned forward into her as he pressed his face the best he could into her neck as she struggled to keep the mask away from his nose to ensure he got enough oxygen to his brain.

“Let’s see if I make you cum first or if you make me, how about it Morax~?”

Before he could even try to answer the mask was pressed tightly over his nose again and the slow tell tale sign of their game began as he could feel her hips work their magic. Her heavy panting and groans only seemed to egg him on as he began to partake in the game. His hips meeting hers evenly as the foggy feel from the lack of oxygen began to pull at his lungs again.

The feeling of helplessness and being an all powerful god tamed by a Demi god had his mind reeling from the pleasure of humiliation as he came hard into her. As he did so, he could feel her walls tighten around him only further over stimulating the male after his high as he struggled to keep up.

Soon he was met with the lovely breath of air once again as the mask slipped away and he could finally smell her intoxicating scent. Sweat mixed with his musk never failed to fan at his belly as he fervently dug his face into her neck. Quickly chasing after the high, yet a gasp and muffled broken moan came from the male as he felt her move her hips once again.

“Oh, you thought I was done baby? Not yet~. Didn’t you mention that your heats lasted a week?”

As she mentioned this he couldn’t help but feel his cock swell inside of her again, yet he couldn’t help the keen that came out of his throat at the overstimulation he was about to receive.

“I’ll take good care of you, love. Even if it means me drilling into your dragon mind that I’m the one who is in control~.”

Again, the slapping of skin filled the room as muffled whines came from the dragon. His claws straining against the binds as he wanted nothing more than to sink his claws into her hips to cum into her again.

Yet no, he was at his lover’s mercy; and honestly he wouldn’t have it any other way.

It wasn’t until she turned the vibrator on high that he came again. A large load coming from him again as he filled her full. His seed seeping deep into her as he rubbed his cheek against her neck even more refusing to allow her to leave as he wished to keep her plugged up. Just as she did to him.

“I suppose I’ll stay like this….but only for a moment. Then we try to feed you…alright?”

Softly murmuring against his hair she couldn’t help lovingly caress his hair as she basked in the moment of calm that a momentarily tired out dragon could bring. After all, she still had to deal with this for the next 6 days.

#Genshin impact #genshin x reader #zhongli x reader #Dragon zhongli x reader #dragon zhongli x Demi god reader #I really wanted to make the reader somewhat similar to him in terms of mortality soooo #genshin impact reader insert #genshin reader insert

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three-moons-watching · 3 years

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❤️ and trainshipping hehe

hey vic! *whips out uno reverse* expect me in your inbox soon heheheheheh

(Trainshipping is Hop/Victor from pokemon sword and shield)

Most Affectionate?

-both of them. idk, i imagine them clinging to each other a lot lololol. hop is very loud about it, always smiling and announcing it at every turn, and victor is more soft smiles and gentle hand squeezing

Who initiates handholding?

-usually Vic! touching another person calms him down a lot, and hop is always ready to hold his hand if he needs it

Who worries more for the other?

-Vic again. mostly because he's a walking ball of anxiety who worries about everything

Who is more likely to ask for help?

-oooooh hmmm....i think...probably Vic? I think they both would be more comfortable asking for help later on in their relationship, but at first neither would- Vic because he's anxious about it and Hop because he finds pride in not having to ask for help. eventually they both get more comfortable with asking for help, but at first neither of them do

Who is always the one losing the keys?

Hop! because ADHD! (yes i'm projecting onto fictional characters again!)

Who leaves little notes for the other?

-okay i might ramble about this one in another post on my pokemon blog eventually but short answer is both of them. the notes aren't anything super meaningful at a glance, but they're all inside jokes and sometimes simple "i love yous" and they're left everywhere, in books and on shelves and sometimes their pokemon will deliver it and basically they're always swapping notes and i love them for it

Who can't sleep unless the other is there?

-Victor! he needs something to hold onto, and that's usually Hop. sometimes hop can be replaced with a pillow, but he likes knowing hop is safe. knowing hop is safe helps him calm down and sleep better

Who is more likely to propose to the other?

-idk? both of them? it wouldn't be some big thing, it'd just be a casual "what if we got married?" and the other saying "i mean we kind of already are" (thinking about this again, i think it'd be hop asking and victor answering)

Who introduced the other to their family first?

-hop introduced himself to victor's mum and then promptly forced victor to hunt frogs with him (this was when they were six and vic just moved to galar from kalos lololol. vic was introduced to hop's parents later that same day)

Who is more likely to play with the other's hair?

-both, but at different times of day. vic does it during the day when they're out in the wild area/when hop is working- he'll weave flowers into hop's hair or make him flower crowns or just kinda rest his hands on his head, and Hop will run his fingers through victor's hair to help him fall asleep

Who makes sure the other has meals/stays hydrated?

-both at different times, again. if hop's been working in his office for a long while victor will have dinner with him to make sure he actually eats food. and when victor has to do official champion things he sometimes forgets to/doesn't really have time to eat so hop hovers close by with granola bars and bottled water and steps in whenever vic needs a break to eat something

Who is more likely to stand up to anyone for the other?

Hop

Who is more likely to prepare a surprise for the other?

Hop

Who makes the other pinky promise not to do certain things?

Both, it's an inside joke

Who puts a blanket over the other when they fall asleep on the couch?

Hop

#the last ones have no explanation cause idk how to explain beyond 'that's just how hop is tbh'#all of these could easily be both of them depending on the situation but i tried to single out one of the boys for each lol #thanks for the ask!#certainvictori #not wof

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ai-rants-bl · 2 years

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I am very floored.

Let’s talk about Ann first k?

Because I can’t handle Ju In and Richt TT

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Ann is like, never the bad guy. Not that any one is calling her the bad guy lol

More like the one who, in the best interest of both Ju In and her boss, unintentionally fuels their love lololol

Ann is also very interesting because, she has been around Richt when they were young, and has like, front-seat view (lol) of Richt and Ju In’s love story right from the start (lolol not sorry Ann!). So, she’s practically have the rights to be involved, whether it’s trying to ‘salvage’ their communication (within the palace), or ‘breaking’ them up for their own good.

You just love her role in the story :) Even though I’m sure she would love to be else where lol

I also totally love how Ann cuts Richt off when he starts on how Ann is not that heartless to just ‘fire’ Ju In and not continue to take care of him (hence that’s how he found Ju In living in one of Ann’ estates.

Ann is a sweetheart! But she doesn’t want to be told that :D

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Sigh.

Let’s start with, Richt unable to unbutton himself without... destroying the buttons?!

...

I do give him credit for being able to put two-and-two together and realize Ju In is the ‘omega’ he had been looking for, within season one.

Initially I thought he’s going to be the kind of character who, even though smart, will still became really dumb when convenient for the storyline :P

But he’s not :)

And he’s beautiful TT

HE IS TT

AND HE’S ALL JU IN’S TT

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I do love to see a-maybe insecure Richt here, thinking Ju In may have hated spending the night with him during his rut and hence had been trying to run away...

Or perhaps he liked it and wanted to run away < Richt probably too, though unsaid.

I really have no doubt Richt is the gentlest with Ju In and will ever do otherwise, but it’s definitely ‘destroying’ Ju In because they are never in the state of what Ju In hoped- being lovers TT

Royalty and commoners.. can there be acceptance in their world?

From Ann and Nile’s view, it’s seems like it is something that would cost him the crown, and Richt doesn’t seem the kind who would want to (or get to) give it up?

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Season Two please be kind to Ju In because I can’t accept anything else TT

Maybe, I want to see Richt in pain lol he’s been too perfect and completely in control of his emotions.

But then again, the only thing that can make him hurt is Ju In isn’t it? And I don’t want anything to happen to Ju In TT

Argh.

Nope.

April 10th is a long wait but I can do it, for Ju In :)

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graydama · 6 years

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Peacecraft History HC

This is going to be a long headcanon so don’t read if you don’t feel like it! ^ 0 ^

While I was trying to study and do my assignments for my classes. An idea I no way wanted to entertain, because I am tremendously busy with said courses, started to sprout. And that was the ancestors of the Peacecrafts.

Before they were all killed off by UESA, leaving Milliardo and Relena as the sole heirs to this family. The Peacecrafts probably had a interesting and complex history no less than any royal family. And then thanks to my imagination I started thinking up of a character that was also partially inspired by these two women.

Marie Joseph Sanson from Innocent/ Innocent Rouge

And Visenya Targaryen by G.R.R. Martin

I thought up of a woman who was part of a large family, as the majority of Kings and Queens tried to have as many children as they could in hopes that some of them would survive to adulthood. So this woman, who I eventually called Raeliarda, had 3 older brothers and 2 younger sisters.

She was known for training with her brothers, but she was never allowed to learn real war strategies. Sanc being a peaceful kingdom they also were not very keen on knowledge of war in general. Yet she also loved to dress up with her sisters and dance. She was known for being blunt, affable, and fair. However at the insult or threat of her brothers, or especially her younger sisters, she was harsh, unrelenting, and slightly maniacal.

However, a neighboring kingdom had declared war on them and they had to defend themselves despite their pacifistic father barely allowing that. Raeliarda wanted to fight in the war, but because of her biological sex and title as crown princess she wasn’t allowed. She did it anyway.

She had no experience at first so it didn’t go well, but she fails and learns quickly. Raeliarda takes command of some of her brothers warriors set at the farthest border defense. There’s not many of them, but her army slowly grows. Battle after battle, she begins to lose less men, starts gathering better information about her enemies, blackmails nobles from the enemy kingdom and takes their supplies.

Then after learning of the deaths of both of her sisters, she tracks the responsible parties and sets both their lands afire. I don’t mean homes I literally mean their lands. The only thing she salvages before the fire is the food and supplies, and she spares the poor. She cuts off all of her hair and goes by Rael from then on. Her men begin to call her Rael the Scorcher.

Her parents are not proud of her actions, appearance, or reputation, and demand that she surrender her army to her older brothers. She refuses. Then when she visits them, she is told by one of her followers that her father is contemplating poisoning her in hopes to open dialogue with the other kingdom. So Rael still shows up to dinner takes the cup meant for her and switches it out for her mother’s. King Peacecraft stops the Queen from drinking from the cup and he knows she learned about the plot. She tells them to stay at their seats while she wins the war for them but when she returns they needed to put one of her brothers on the throne or she would do it herself.

Unfortunately she suffers another blow. Her oldest brother and youngest brother are killed in battle. This almost makes King Peacecraft surrender the war but Rael and her remaining older brother Elior, the second in line and who always supported Rael, don’t stand down. And due to their reputation, their armies follow.

It was Rael who puts an end to the war when she once again honors her nickname and burns all of her enemies fields of food. Blockades all the sources of water, and has an armada set up to block their ability to use the seas to get shipments in. She lays siege to the main castle of the enemy King, and she doesn’t wait them out. She’s prepared to burn them all, even if Elior protests against it. He goes as far as saying she wasn’t a Peacecraft if she continued, which she was perfectly fine with as a Peacecraft needed to be more than someone who advocated peace.

Realizing that she will literally follow through with her word the enemy King surrendered.

She demanded that they all exit the fortress and no harm would be done to them, and when they do she proceeds to burn the castle, stating to the fallen King that he has other castles anyway. Although not happy with how it ended, Elior respects that his sister won the war. Elior does become the next King of the Sanc Kingdom, as their father remembered Rael’s promise. Elior immediately begins working on repairing the kingdom that had initiated the war against them, bringing about mixed feelings from his people but Rael supported his decisions.

Prior to being king he had offered the throne to her but Rael found that she was better suited ruling the battlefield than a throne. From there the two worked together to restore their kingdom and strengthening it.

Initially the flames were going to be caused by her 5 dragons but I decided her doing this by hand instead of an external factor would be more suiting to her character.

I’m definitely going to include Raeliarda (Rael) and her brother into the history in HT. Probably in short stories that are discussed by Helena, Odin, Naina and Milou. Especially since there are some facts that I am leaving off such as Rael’s love life being a parallel with Naina’s amount of partners.

For those who read all this I hope it wasn’t too boring! :’D Just my imagination deciding to take me for a ride when I really should be studying. Lololol

#Headcanon #gundam wing #peacecraft

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zetsubou--artsu · 6 years

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Special thanks to @avistella for making this lovely FFXV character template <33333 //laZILY COPY AND PASTES INFO FROM HER GAIA THREAD LOLOLOL I swear one of these days I WILL fill out a proper written template for Io. BTW!!! I just noticed that the font used is the default Century Gothic Font and while it is similar to the font used, I found a much closer font named Tex Gyre Adventor. I have it uploaded here, in case you guys wanna use it and stuff ouo b

Anyway, further info for Io below the cut lmao

Specifics: Name: Io Gloria Pacem Age: 21 Height: 168 cm ( 5' 5" ) Race: Human Weapon/Combat Style: Rapier and darts coated in poison/lightning. She is mostly support and tactics. Personality: Gentle and caring in nature, she frets a lot when her friends are in danger. She is also unfazed by a lot of things, so expect her to shrug off weird comments and situations. She will tease those closest to her when the opportunity arises. Think of the caring big sister/mother you have. Gallery/Toyhou.se: [Click here! Her profile's not done yet though OTL"] Extra prompts: What does she like? Her friends, singing, teasing her friends, Ignis' cooking, Ignis in general, Shi's writing, Nix's ribbon dancing, Emi's harmonica-playing, Chocobos! What's a big no-no for her? Her friends getting injured, Iron Giants and Fire Giants, also Goblins Favorite Color? Any shade of green! What can she be seen doing during long break periods? She sometimes sing (which are mostly in Latin) and sometimes, she helps Iggy cook. Her worst fear? She doesn't like seeing anyone of her precious friends in peril ;;w;; Relationships: With Ignis? Very sweet, vanilla, she will NEVER make him choose between her and his duty to the crown, likewise Ignis will never make her choose between helping her people and him, THEY'RE PUN-DORKS AND WILL TALK YOUR EARS OFF WITH DUMB PUNS, she gets kiiiinda iffy with him if he doesn't take care of himself and loses sleep over everyone, he lectures her if she ends up over-extending herself and gets hurt in the process, Ignis would at the start not have too much courage to initiate most romantic encounters, Io is alright with it and respects him but one of the boys and horsemen just pointed it out to him, and soon enough he is now the instigator, but Io would retaliate in teasing him, theRE'S A LOOOOOT OF SUBTLE TEASING BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN THEM, AND A LOOOOOT OF FLIRTING, BUT THE OTHERS RARELY SEE IT BECAUSE OF COURSE THESE TWO TACTICIANS WOULD MAKE A GAME OUT OF THIS, if someone notices they lose, no one notices and its a tie, it becomes some sort of continuous bet between them, AKA who loses first is in charge of dishes, something like that. With Prompto? She appreciates his photographs (cameras are sooo hard to get to in Pacem!), he thinks she's a nice big sis, very supportive towards his relationships, Prompto thinks she can get a bit nosy with all the questions, they bond over Chocobo/Chocochick facts, Prompto is Io's sworn brother (please don't mess with him if you don't want an angry lashing from Io), she's one of the few people who accepts Prompto as he is so please don't hurt her because Prompto NEVER misses with his shots. With Noctis? Fascinated (and no doubt worried) about Noct's constant lethargy, Noct waves off her concerns but is thankful for it, Io loves fussing over cleaning his clothes/dirt on his face and hair/just generally mother-hening him, Noct pales and realizes h E HAS ANOTHER MOTHER HEN IGNIS WAS BAD ENOUGH, would sometimes sing him songs if he has a nightmare, usually asks her privately for a lullaby if he has a nasty dream, Tiiiiny bit awkward remembering that had things gone differently he would be her fiance, she feels familiar to him like he's seen her somewhere within Insomnia before, Io's little brother and Astrals protect you if you hurt him, Noct's older sister and he secretly ships her with Ignis. With Gladio? Very VERY rough start and Io is kinda tense around him, after that 'don't get in the way' incident when they first met he's kinda awkward around her, she would offer advice whenever he and Noct train, he appreciates a third opinion aside from Ignis, she slowly warms up to him and soon she'd also be one of his teasing buddies, Gladio would play along but if the opportunity presents itself he'll turn the teasing to her and Ignis, they do get into arguments especially when it concerns about Ignis and where his loyalties would lie, she would heatedly answer back how she'll NEVER make him choose, there's also arguments involving Io's over-compassionate nature that would make her rarely say no to people in need of help, Io would point out that as the royal retinue it is technically their job to do so, they don't talk for a day but they apologize at the end of it.

#ffxv oc #original character #OC #fanoc #final fantasy xv #final fantasy 15 #final fantasy 15 oc #final fantasy xv oc #art by OP #ffxv #digital art #full color #full body

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ramenfallsbutnotudon · 7 years

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Riverdale Raw Thoughts

Binge watched Riverdale last night as my Netflix membership for the month was expiring. (Not renewing again until early November to watch S2 The Crown and other stuff I’m waiting on) - Like I literally stayed up from 9 pm to 6 pm this morning watching the show straight and then went to bed and woke up at noon.

Cheesy dialogue aside, it was pretty great for what it was.

But it suffered from the same thing Scream Queens did - interesting core plot, but cheesy cringy writing and too many pop culture references to pander to their target audience demographic (I’m assuming 18-34)

Wishy-washy social commentary:

FP Jones ain’t shit but Jughead has a cute beenie and is sensitive so he’s a-okay.

Alice Cooper grew up on the “wrong side of the tracks” but married well so now she’s determined to keep south side trash out by joining the “neighborhood watch” and using her white woman hood, white feminism and ‘come-uppance’ privilage to publish edgy think pieces.

Betty Cooper has some pent up rage that is sorta overlooked because it was “for good” (doing it for the girls and trying to get revenge for Polly - and because the guy was Black, thinly veiled anti-blackness) until it isn’t overlooked but simply mentioned . Then she initally starts using Jughead and Jughead calls it out and she kind of agrees and says she has “darkness” in her - until something happens again and she decides to “let the darkness out” and be selfish and blame it on something else again.

Jughead getting dealt a piss poor hand, being okay at the South Side school (he’s a gang member - arguably gang leader or liutenant’s son...of course he’s fine jesus fucking christ Riverdale) until the trio of good show up to...talk to him and comfort him? and they realize he’s fine.

Betty making a white feminist speech about the town needing to do better because yes although her boyfriend’s dad is a Serpent he’s a good person and although her parents told her to shut her mouth she feels it’s the right thing to do. [She actually did not care about the Serpents before and her buds Veronica and Kevin heckled them during the last drive in movie screening.but whatevs] After the speech she has no solution or propsed ways the town can “do better” and there’s this awkward silence and everyone’s favorite punching bag has to clap it up so people blindy accept that lackluster speech. (I don’t expect a teenage girl to fix the towns problems but if you wanted to tackle the issue and get people talking shouldnt’t you also have some thoughts other than people not being mean to your boyfriend?)

Jughead not having shit and the gang seeing him enter the trailer with a girl and (maybe wanting to keep a pg 13 rating) stop him before their steamy make out session leads to something more give him a jacket to become a serpent and Betty is angry that he’s trying to survive and embracing the gang life that he’s essentially grown up around and will be surrounded by until he comes of age.

Archie’s dad’s forhead. my god. not social commentary but damn it bugged me.

Archie and his hottie teacher banging without impuity and her being allowed to quietly leave after obviously being a predator and dangerous person. (did they ever give her back her gun??? IS that what Alice uses when Hal breaks back in? Did Hal ever mention he stole the evidence to the sheriff even after it came to light FP was innocent?)

Archie wanting the pussy cat’s to use his song so he manipulates one of the band members (Valerie), dates her, uses their connections, ignores her, and when she dumps him and tells him why he isn’t shit he somehow doesn’t get it.

Valerie being acceptable to date because she has blue eyes and light skin but she’s rarely heard from when she’s no longer helping archie’s ‘music career’ but simply dating him.

Archie playing along with Cheryl’s crazy ass family “for his music” as an excuse to be selfish.

Archie trying to be a tortured soul when his dad point blank asked him why he’s lying if he wants music that’s cool it’s just unstable; someone else (Veronica I think?) kind of saying why are you being like this no one is making you choose between Football and music; someone bringing up he was only music when he was banging his hottie teacher; the football team heckles him once but they seen he’s Troy Bolton & they accepted him - everyone fucking accepted him but himself like christ and he spent the whole season searching for validation of his self worth in women and girls.

Just Archie I mean christ lmfao. You don’t like Betty, You make out with Veronica, you decide your really into your hottie music teacher and manipulate her into music lessons (although she manipulated the hell out of him as well), when your dad starts getting a boner for her you try to cut contact with her short, people find out, you decide the pussy cats are your answer, they explain they are black and because of the culture they have had to fight hard and they can’t have a white man just step in and run shit, archie the white man steps in and runs shit, archie breaks them up, Archie says he can’t perform alone and manipulates Valerie playing on her insecurities to leave the band, archie decides “he was wrong” and Veronica decides to help him, he ditches Veronica because he looked within himself and realized he wasn’t shit, he patronizes jughead and only resumes their rocky friendship because he wanted him to keep the secret about him banging their hottie teacher, he’s semi jealous that jughead is dating Betty, archie then really wants Veronica and wants to make sure Betty isn’t jealous. He keeps playing the hero...something which probably got his dad killed at the end - If there’s a s2 I haven’t seen it yet)

Veronica Lodge is hella famous by name and it’s a small town everyone knows who she is and she even points out that she expected more people to talk to her and acknowledge her divine presence but Kevin is like “lol you got overshadowed by another rich person’s death” /s but... Ethel Muggs truly has no fucking idea who she is? No incling? No rumors? Is she really that much of a rock-dweller?

The whole incest baby thing....the josef mengele joke...the fact that Jason and Cheryl were twins.....the eugenics joke when Cheryl’s face says them damn well know they practice eugenics and ethic breeding and need to keep up the “blossom apperance” (Her dad’s red wigs, using Archie as a stand-in for Jason...but I digress - just touch on the topic to sound edgy and draw controversy but leave it shallow eh?)

The whole “lol let’s ship our pregnant daughter away to a literal convent in 2017 because I was shipped to a convent in the late 80′s early 90′s- but why is she mad at me I love her I’d never do anything to hurt her like ambushing her and having her dragged away against her will as an underage expecting teenager lol”

Hyping big bad black football player up to fuck shit up at Archie’s party and in reality he kinda did...nothing? lmao (a la Jughead’s aminous V.O. about “no one expected what happened at that party” or some shit )

The whole “the sins of the father don’t or shouldn’t reflect on the daughter” but Veronica gets away scott free essentially and Cheryl literally loses everything because I mean fuck those Blossoms amirite lololol /S

Archie looked like Jason, got his number initially before retiring it (lol kind of insensitive to have his doppleganger become team captain for plot purposes later on ) and the Blossoms essentially used him because he mirrored Jason at the tapping ceremony.

The name Hermione Lodge lmfao she’s not old enough for the HP book reading mom boom.

Hermione Lodge and Hiram Lodge’s intials on that stupid fucking bag.

Veronica being rich and intelligent but her morals making her real fucking dumb. (I wanna go home but I also wanna coddle everyone my daddy hurt but I still wanna be rich lol but I’m implicating my mom and she’s literally begging and pleading me to stop and having crying fits but lol justice and my chanel bags hahaha and I’m gonna go clubbing and shopping even though my mom is working as a waitress and flirting with her old hs boyfriend to secure a job so we can continue to float and not drown and not be taken down by the families my dad hurt lololol omg archie is a hot prince harry hipster ginger amirite lololol the met gala lalala rich girl things new york lol)

The whole plot demand that Veronica win the impromptu HBIC dance off when big red Cheryl actually killed that shit and Veronica danced like a fucking robot.

ARCHIE HURT HIS HAND PLAYING FOOTBALL AND CRACKING THICK ICE WITH HIS BARE BLOODY KNUCKLES HOW DOES THE GINGER WONDER STILL HAVE USE OF THAT HAND ? The body heals but it’s never the same after repeated exposed trama’s to the same area in a short period of time.

.....I’ve ranted enough about this and I didn’t even mean to.

The last two episodes seemed to have been steamrolled for the sake up tying up loose ends to create a cliffhanger for another season.

Again, good for what it was....but... I truly enjoyed that the real villian was capitalism. Good job millenials.

(not sarcasm. Capitlaism destroyed Jughead’s future a la his father FP and Fred Andrews - The Coopers and the Blossoms - Josie McCoy’s mom - “Criminal” capitalism Hiram Lodge ruining his associates lives, the small town not working for everyone - Archie’s mom moving (after seperation), Jughead’s mom moving, Veronica’s mom moving back because she can survive in their economy on the nest money Hiram left....) etc etc

These small cosy “uppercrust white” town just isn’t safe anymore.

I mean have you seen that new negro mayor? That wealthy latina woman and her daughter?That negro coach and his star player son?

Remember - without Capitalism there is no social inequality, systematic racism, white supremacy, classism, etc etc

(also my personal issues with one of the actors colored this a bit biased....but on how things went it was cool.)

Also our culture has a real hardon for the 1950s eh? I know it’s based on the Archie Comics but Stranger Things, 13 Reasons Why...other media where we’re going for the small town america aesthetic and “traditional values” and sprinkling in some social issues and people of color for kicks.

On to season 2 I guess lol.

Don’t put too much stock into my raw thoughts, I just think shows (especially in our current political climate and reality) should commit to what they really want.

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