#the chaos omfg

[yourslaveandenemy]

The Brothers Karamazov Succession Style

#just imagine the karamazovs in charge of a multi billionaire company #the chaos omfg #btw this was soo fun to make :) #i hope someone gets it #the brothers karamazov #succession #fyodor dostoevsky #ivan karamazov #alyosha karamazov #dmitri karamazov #russian literature #crime and punishment #russian lit memes

[bbund]

Rei and Izumi gearing up to bother Kaoru and Yuuki for attention and birthday gifts

#rei sakuma #izumi sena #ensemble stars #screenshot #i cant believe they have the same birthday #the chaos omfg

[bold-embrace]

Hobieee ♥️♥️

#doodles #my art #hobie brown #spider man: across the spider verse #across the spiderverse #atsv #spider punk #spiderverse #i am literally so normal about this movie you guys omfg #I've already watched it twice and I want to watch it 10 more times it's so fucking good. the movie of all time #and hobie. oh my god hobie. hobie. #I love his quippy one liners #and his whole attitude is just a perfect contrast to the rest of the spideys who are walking on eggshells around miles and miguel #meanwhile hobie is just like fuck it we ball and chooses chaos #SO SO GOOD #GO WATCH IT #ID in alt text

[ohyka]

the bestworst of jan paweł adamwczewski 1/♾

#1670 #1670 netflix #jan paweł adamczewski #good lord the pure chaos of this scene... #I'M AFRAID YOU HAVE LEPROSY OMFG

[shubbzebubs]

Doodled my fuckass bobcut faves (who got arson crimes)

#my chaos meowmeows (even tho Farnese is no longer chaotic 😔) #I love giving Jack a behelit. Bro WOULD already be an apostle me thinks. The way he's taller than Zodd tho omfg #Wonder how much he's leaning down to level with Farnese #Big Jack Horner #Farnese De Vandimion #Berserk #Puss in Boots #doodle #sketch #art tag #bloop doops #fuck ass bob

[gracebethartacc]

I think we are severely lacking in heart gun memes

#That last one took so long omfg #chonny jash #heart cj #cj heart #cccc #heart chonny jash #chonnys charming chaos compendium #chonny’s charming chaos compendium #chonny jash heart #the heart acoustic #gun tw

[ze-haus-of-holbein]

Can we just take a second for Michael Sheen, who managed to stay in character whilst being kissed by David Tennant????

Like he spent all of the Good Omens series one press run staring at David like this

And then dealt with this

AND STAYED IN CHARACTER???

#good omens #good omens s2 spoilers #crowley #aziraphale #michael sheen #david tennant #michael sheen i knew you were a good actor but omfg #how much self restraint can one welsh chaos goblin have??? #if anyone else got looked at like that by michael sheen they’d probably die on the spot

[sleepis4theweak]

Choose wisely <3

#SEND HELP OMFG #HHHAHHHHHHHH #CAHOS CHAOS #answered asks

[hyper-cryptic]

I enjoy the idea of Werehog sonic getting stuck in dumb dog situations.

Ex

Doghog Sonic: *chewing on one of tails (possibly dangerous) gadgets

Tails: Whats in your mouth!?

Sonic: *continues chewing*

Tail: WHATS IN YOUR MOUTH!!??

He is a very Silly doggo!!!

#omfg i completely forgot about this ask. very very sorry!!! #werehog #sonic the werehog #tails the fox #miles tails prower #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #sth #sth fanart #my art #ask #heart of chaos au #that is the official tag for my werehog au. which is also my sonic au with spikes. PFFT #so basically tails uses his Name and not his nickname when he is calling out spikes on something LMAOO #sonic's ofc spikes name. he just really liked the nickname spikes and now just a couple people now his 'real' name ig #shads Did not know his name was sonic until sonic forces and that is Hilarious to me #knux. ames. tails. and rouge know that his name is sonic lmao everyone else knows him as spikes #everyone is like WAIT WHAT YOUR NAME'S SONIC'??? #he's like....well Duh. i am like super SONIC fast! #tikal is Not good at names xD #wait hold on i am here talking like y'all know my au already what do you guys know hold on HAHA

[eureka-its-zico]

i want to let you know that i keep thinking about doc and zoro in the context of the trope, "someone who believes they're hard to love and someone who loves them like it's breathing" and now i am an emotional wreck

why is that such a good description of them because that is them 😩😩 that is 1000000% them omg

#anon #answered #this honestly goes so well with them and the way MY CHEST HAS BEEN CAVING IN WRITING THIS FUCKING CHAPTER #I’ve never been so emotional while writing something and I hate it #Chaos in Their Bones #my idiot babies #but also my idiot babies who believes one is hard to love while the other loves them as easy as breathing Omfg

[fairyofshampgyu]

OMGOMGOMGOMG OMGGOFMDNBS OMFGOMGNFJDJJDJAHHHSHHHH

#I LOVE THE NEW LOGO OMFG #KINDA LOOKS LIKE FREE CHAOS CHAPTER ? #MAYBE ITS REVISITNG #ALSO FRIDAY 13 SO IT HAS TO BE MORE DARK THEMED AHHHDBND #IM SO EXCITE DOFMG #THE NAME FREE FALLING AS WELL ITS SO FUCKING PRETTY AHSHSH

[cosmic-kaden]

{ A change in perspective }

Ship: Paterson x Kaden

Words: 1,450

CW: n o n e <3

Summary: Why does it always have to be from far away?

Hey, if you aren't a self shipper please dni, nothing against ya. I got anxiety lol || ok2rb

Ever since they met face to face, it's been the same thing every. They would see each other from afar only to meet up later that evening at Shades, the bar Paterson frequented. Weekends were the exception, well for Paterson anyway. He didn't have a cell phone and to Kaden's knowledge didn't even have a lanline, Kaden wanted to ask so many times if maybe over the weekend they could hang out but the words always got jumbled and stuck in their throat so they never ended up asking.

They were determined to do it this week! They hoped.. maybe? It shouldn't be hard to say, it's not like they were asking him out on a full-blown date. They were just asking if he wanted to hang out one day for a little while over the weekend, it wasn't rocket science. If a kid could approach another kid and ask 'Let's be best friends' and get accepted why can't Kaden ask Paterson to hang out? Man, Kaden thought, kids have it so easy. They chuckled to themselves and got ready for the day ahead, opting this time to grab their notebook, just in case inspiration struck!

They tossed on their shoulder bag and started their day, heading to the nearest coffee shop to grab a coffee, oat milk and two sugars before grabbing a bagel. Most of Kaden's morning was spent job searching in the area, they tried for a while online with little to no success so they started waking up early to hand out physical copies of their resume. It was draining and it was boring as all hell but they always had something or they should rather say someone to look forward to come lunch time.

Kaden was about to take their regular route when they stopped dead in their tracks. A quick thought formed in their head. What if today they switched it up a little? What if today they didn't go and hang out on the cliffs like they usually did. They did love it over there but what if today they did something different?

The trek back took a little longer than they had expected. They walked across the bridge and turned their attention to their left to see none other than Paterson already sitting in his favourite little spot on the bench. As they observed the man from afar they felt a wave of appreciation spread throughout them when they noticed that Paterson looked concerned, his eyes were forward and he was clearly staring at the cliffside, no doubt realizing that Kaden wasn't there.

Kaden carefully walked down the steep steps and quietly trailed over to Paterson, deciding to finally break the silence as they took a seat next to him on the bench.

"Hm, it's pretty from this side too~"

Poor Paterson nearly jumped out of his skin. His head snapped towards Kaden who was sitting beside him, eyes forward as they stared at the view.

"I can see why this is your favourite place." Kaden turned their head to Paterson, their eyes meeting his as they gave him a big smile. "Hi~!" They gave a little wave

Paterson nearly forgot how to speak for a moment, this was the first time seeing them this close in daylight, it was always too dark in the bar so Paterson couldn't help but take in Kaden's appearance. He was looking everywhere, their hair, their eyes, nose, lips, piercings, this man was nearly too flustered to speak.

"I thought something happened" He finally spoke, trying to hide the blush that was creeping up to his cheeks which didn't go unnoticed by Kaden.

"Hm, well it was my intention to go over there but then I thought- Wouldn't it be nice to have a change of perspective in a sense~? See the world through your eyes~" They grinned as they drew their attention to the waterfall.

Paterson's lips pulled up into a warm smile, he was delighted that Kaden decided to change it up a little and be a little closer to him. "So what do you think?" Paterson asked softly.

"I think this side is equally, if not more stunning." Kaden hummed softly as they drank in the view.

Paterson couldn't take his eyes off of Kaden, they softened a little at Kaden's words and he smiled. "Most beautiful I've ever seen.." Paterson said hardly above a whisper and Kaden looked at him, their head tilting a little and Paterson instantly felt panicked on the inside, he didn't realize he had said it out loud. The blush from earlier now fully spreading across his face.

For the sake of Paterson's rapidly blushing face, Kaden decided to play it off as if he was talking about the view but Kaden couldn't deny the fact that they were blushing too. They let out a soft giggle. "Perhaps I'll alternate. Here somedays, there the next" Kaden pointed towards the cliff.

"I wouldn't mind having some good company." Paterson smiled.

"Weekends," Kaden said bluntly then even they looked like they were mentally kicking themselves.

"Weekends?" Paterson echoed, a quizzical expression on his face.

"Are you busy this weekend? Even like one day out of the weekend" Kaden said quickly. Come on, don't let my words fail me now! they thought.

"No, I'm usually not busy."

"You don't have a cellphone do you?"

"No, I don't really like them."

"So.." Kaden felt it, the clog of words stuck in their mouth like a backed-up sink drain. They wanted so desperately to ask, there was nothing wrong with asking! Just say it! Kaden sighed heavily, they were about to say something random that had nothing to do with anything but before they could speak Paterson spoke.

"There's a weekend market happening. It's sort of early but it runs all day till four. Maybe you'd like to check it out with me? It's near my place, I can give you my address and we can meet up there if that's alright?" Paterson asked, obviously realizing that Kaden seemed to be struggling with their words and he sort of had an inkling they wanted to ask him out on the weekend.

Kaden felt an immense wave of relief wash over them, their heart fluttered at his question of going to a weekend market and Kaden smiled, their head nodding a little. "I would love to go with you this weekend~ Which day?" Kaden tilted their head.

"Well, either Saturday or Sunday but I was wondering- We could go Saturday and maybe Sunday meet up again we could go out or not.." Paterson sort of stumbled over his words at the last part and Kaden felt equally as flustered as he did but they were so happy. He asked what Kaden couldn't.

"I'd love to." they hummed.

"Alright, it's a date," Paterson replied.

It really was a date, two to be exact and the thought alone had Kaden's stomach doing backflips, they were so excited to be able to spend more and more time with Paterson. If Kaden was alone they'd probably tell themselves to get it together, they were fawning over this man like a teenager with a high school crush, it was embarrassing but Kaden refrained.

Paterson looked at his watch and sighed softly. "That's the one thing about being in good company" He stated matter of factly. "Time seems to fly by so much quicker. I have to go." Paterson gave a small smile. He really wanted to stay but he also knew he had a job and he wasn't going to leave people stranded on his bus route.

"'Kay ~ See you this weekend?" Kaden asked, hopeful.

"Oh right!" Paterson reached into his back and tore out a small piece of paper from the back of his notebook, he scribbled down his address and handed it to Kaden, his cheeks flushing a little as their hands brushed each other as they gently took the note from him. "See you Saturday, Kaden…well actually, tonight" Paterson chuckled softly as he turned on his heel to walk away.

This feeling was so overwhelming, Kaden wasn't used to being this excited or feeling this happy, it felt like their heart was going to beat right out of their chest, they were crushing on him and they were crushing hard. They couldn't wait till the weekend. Kaden pulled out their phone and looked down at it.

"Why's it only Wednesday!?"

Despite that fact, Kaden was still excited because at the same time every day and the same time every evening Kaden got to spend just a little moment out of their day with Paterson and it was a time they would always hold dear and treasure.

Tag list: @ama-ships || @kylars-princess || @heatobrienswife || @retrojem || @lysandreslittlechatot If anyone wants to be added to my tag list let me know!

#I was supposed to post this already but I got distracted staring at the gif- He's so friggin cute!!! >///< #'omfg Kaden stfu nobody caaaarreesss' - you all probably when I post a fic LOL #my writing; #paterson 💞 #chaos in the mundane

[twistedappletree]

am i alone in thinking lan sizhui would not make a better sect leader than lan jingyi or nah

#my reasons for thinking this are actually beyond blood btw #first of all i just thinks it’s OOC af for LSZ to even want to be sect leader #he’d do it if he absolutely had to but #with that wen streak and having so much to see and do #i strongly believe he’d prefer traveling and night hunting so he can see different parts of the world #and be free to study and do all of his funky little nerd shit #but Jingyi????? #he’s literally what the Lan clan NEEDS in a sect leader #he’s different he’s innovative he’s literally insane #enough with these perfect elegant quiet goody two shoes sect leaders #that clan needs CHAOS #ok but real talk #LJY is incredibly strong in mind body and spirit and doesn’t let anyone walk all over him and his friends/family #he’s unfiltered and direct and NOT afraid to take charge or say no or tell someone to piss off #and i know the lan clan is all about pushing peace love and kombucha but i really think they need the change fr #and LSZ just wouldn’t be that change #also LSZ being sect leader would drain the kid fr I genuinely think he’d resent it #ALSO ALSO #SECT LEADER JINGYI WITH NEW-GEN LAN DUCKLINGS OMFG #HE’D BE THE BEST TEACHER FOR THE NEW BABIES #HE’D BE SO FUN LIKE P L S #ok I’ll shut up now I swear #lmFAO #apple babble 🍎 #anyway #just my personal onion 🧅 #it’s okay if yours is different I just wanted to scream about this lmao #I love sect leader Jingyi sm 💞😭

[batfamfucker]

Pavitr reminds me of Dick so much. They would be besties and bond over their hair together 😭

#Someone please draw them going over hair grooming tips #They would have sleepovers and gossip #Them fighting togeter. Spidey with his gold web things (I'm sorry I know they likely have a name but don't know it. Lmk if you do please) #And Nightwing with his batons #Omfg they'd be so powerful. And HILARIOUS #Pavitr would be gushing over his gf (I forgot her name I'm sorry) and Dick over Wally #Jason and Hobie would also probably be friends #Tim and Margo. Or Margo and Babs?? #People may think Bruce and Miguel. Getting mistaken for a vampire resonates. But Miguel beat down a child so #I know he's hot but at what cost #So I raise you Bruce and Peter. Peter would show Bruce all of Mayday's pics and Bruce would show Peter pics of his kids in return #The wholesome dads would bond and gush over their kids #Gwen Cass and Steph would be besties #Kate and Jess have brunch dates over having to deal with everyone else #Duke and Miles too. They're both. Done. With everyone around them #They look around at the chaos and dip. #I feel like Tim and Miles would chill too. Like Miles uses some of Tim's photography as art inspo. Or Tim pictures some of Miles art #Speaking of Damian and Miles would get along too. So much painting and parkour #Alfred Damian and Pavitr have tea parties. Hobie comes over just to bother Alfred. Alfred secretly loves Hobie #Miles would be like. They want me to let my dad die :/ #And Bruce would be torn between letting it happen so he could adopt him. But in reality actually go feral on Miguel's ass #Because Been There Done That. He wouldn't want Mikes to go through it too #Spiderman Across The Spiderverse #Spiderman Into The Batverse #Spiderverse Spoilers #Across The Spiderverse Spoilers

[shut-the-burrow-door-pls]

He is too fat… ughhhhhh *ugly crying* (link)

#share chaos potatoes #I'm doing the commission I'm processing it #omfg i finally have time #but here is the chonky boy failed to jump this distance😭😭😭

[prettyboyeddiemunson]

on today’s saga of “my vampire eddie sim is a chaotic little shit”: he convinced his girlfriend to leave steve, steve is now very sad, and vampire eddie is literally in a silly goofy mood

he also got hysterical yet again and i had to calm him tf down before he literally died

#AND OFC HES STILL FUCKING FARTING OMFG #I STG IM GONNA THROW HIM IN A ROOM AND THE DOOR AWAY IF HE DOESNT QUIT CAUSING CHAOS #*TAKE