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spicyclematis · 22 days

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weekend with namjoon (21/?)

#i wanted to make a set from come back to me but the lighting made me give uuup #namjoon #bts #btsgif #btsedit #mygifs #annietrack #raplineuser #userdimple #usersky #cyphernet #bangtan #the boyfriend of it all

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haroldhighballjordan · 1 year

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sometimes I randomly think about the time a girl posted in this girls only Facebook group I’m in telling everyone how she broke up with her boyfriend and he lied saying that he lost the spare key she gave him, only to then break into her apartment when she wasn’t home and steal the cat they’d adopted while they were together, but then he denied having done this and she didn’t really have proof that he took the cat since he wouldn’t let her come into his place and look for it. And then another girl saw this post and knew her ex-boyfriend, and she was like “girl. I used to hook up with your mans back in xxxx and I still have his number. If you want, I’ll hit him up and get him to invite me back to his place and see if your cat’s there.” And the OP was like “bet.”

So this woman hit up homie dog, asked him out for drinks, went home with him, slept with him, and then woke up in the middle of the night and TOOK THE CAT. Like she had only said that she would confirm if the cat was there but then she took it upon herself to steal this woman’s cat back. Like she full on Trojan horsed this man and then hit up homegirl like “I got the goods. Where you wanna meet.” And then the two of them posted a photo of them together with the cat to the group.

And I just think women supporting women is so beautiful.

#the best part of all is that I also knew the ex boyfriend because he worked at this place my friend was the manager of #and I texted my friend like ‘yo have you heard about this cat situation’#and she was like ‘I swear to god if one more person asks me about this fucking cat’#it was the drama of the century #the whole city was up in arms over this cat

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maxgicalgirl · 3 months

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Being a “Fun Fact !” kind of autistic is all fun and games until you get halfway through sharing an interesting tidbit and realize that it probably wasn’t appropriate to share in polite company and now you have to deal with the consequences :(

#autism #neurodivergent #adhd #fun facts #GOD I’m such an idiot #anyways now a 10 year old is out there looking up swear words online and it’s all my fault :(#I got so excited by the fact that I knew a fun fact #that I didn’t stop to think that maybe not everyone knows that fun fact for a reason :(#it’s like explaining how to successfully bury a body at a book club #or explaining the dangers of Scientology to your sister’s boyfriend the first time you meet him #or debating gay sex positions with your best friend in front of your mom #no matter how much I wish to be a beacon of knowledge in this world #sometimes there are things others just don’t want to know #and consciously that’s valid but the autism ? I does not care

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bbyteach · 3 months

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It’s possible Ed’s done this a couple times already

#ofmd #our flag means death #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #my draws #stede bonnet #edward teach #i wasn’t done with the boyfriends thing we all haven’t moved on #this might just be part one? 👀

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mutualcombat · 2 months

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SPIDERWEAVE GANG RISE UP

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gothkrislemcheslut · 2 months

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happy eclipse day if it’s in your area and if it’s not happy sun being normal day

#kittyposting #and happy will wood uploading on youtube day to all!z #eclipse #girlfriend boyfriend #total eclipse #solar eclipse #mine #sun #eclipse 2024 #greatest hits #500+ notes #1k+ notes #space #2k+ notes #3k+ notes #4k+ notes

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tintin-official · 10 months

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the truth you all don't want to admit is that in the mlp universe jesus christ did exist and he became a carpenter because of his cutiemark that was two planks and some nails and only right before the end did he figure out he had gotten it all mixed up

#not tintin #my applogies #mlp #my catholic boyfriend workshopped this with me so dont worry its all above board #pun intended

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positively-bi · 11 months

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Inspired by the brief period of time I thought I was polyamorous because I felt the same way about my boyfriend as I did my best friends and I hadn't clocked yet that all of those feelings were platonic

#I was just like “maybe I have a crush on all of my friends”#and not “maybe I don't have a crush on my boyfriend” lol #aromantic #aro #aromantic pride #aro pride #polyamory #polyamorous #polyam #lgbt #lgbtq #pride #lgbt+#lgbt pride #lgbt funny

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xray-vex · 3 months

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🔥💜🏳️‍🌈BOYFRIEND🏳️‍🌈💜🔥

(bts video courtesy of Samba Schutte)

#edward teach #stede bonnet #gentlebeard #ofmd #our flag means death #the most boyfriends to ever boyfriend #couple of all time #THEY ARE BOYFRIENDS #ofmd bts #samba schutte #thank you for my life

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radiance1 · 4 months

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Danny: Hey, I need you to be my boyfriend for a week.

Jason: What.

Danny: My parents are coming over and I've apparently accidentally talked about a partner more than once and only realized when they said they wanted to meet them.

Jason, currently still solidifying his power as a Crime Lord: Excuse me?

Danny: Let me get this out of the way, I do not consider you at all a person of romantical interest and a friend. But I need you to act as my partner for only a week until my parents go on their merry way over to my sister, okay?

Jason: Is there, quite literally, no one else to ask this?

Danny: You're my only friend who lives in Gotham, plus we share the same apartment.

Jason: That's almost sad.

Danny: You in?

Jason: Sure, why not.

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Maddie: Danny, honey.

Danny: Yes mom?

Maddie: I don't mean to.... question, who you choose as your parent but. Well, me and your father was just wandering if he was a... [Maddie gestures with her hand] you know, one of those.

Danny, uncomprehendingly staring at his mother's hand: What.

Maddie: Oh dear, how do I bring this up. You know, one of those.

Danny: Mother I need more context.

Jack: If your boyfriend a crime lord!?

Maddie: Jack!

Jack: What? Beating around the bush wasn't helping!

Danny: Say WHAT?

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Danny: Hey dude, thanks for helping with this even though you didn't need to!

Jason: No problem, I wasn't doing anything too [Crime Lord activities flash through his mind] important.

Danny: Can you believe my parents thought you were a crime lord though? Weird am I right?

Jason: