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jalwyn21 · 7 days

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Elizabeth really said copy and paste, but minus the blonde hair, so we can tell them apart 😹😹😹

#free joe alwyn #jalwyn #joe alwyn #joealwyn #free joe alwyn from psycho swifties #free joe alwyn from snakes #free patrick alwyn #the alwyns #patrick alwyn #patrickalwyn

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maria-eve-falcon · 1 year

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Slightly off topic, but I wonder how Joe’s family has been processing everything.

omg don't get me started. I wonder everyday! I have said this ig a load of times that they broke a family when they broke the rlt. and I genuinely mean it cause it is the f-ing truth.

I mean Imma talk bout frosty crews first. they i think are cool and helping joe to back to where he was idk how you do that. but lbr, they let her in their space too and they have literally put up with umbrellas and bill/ed (idk who was pretending to be joe) pretending to be joe while they sneak out out of a frreaking restaurant they went to celebrate their friend's birthday.

now bout the alwyns....

pat is facing the most here ig cause he is nyu. literally studin drama and dating a singer who wrote at least 2 songs bout him. i think his friends may be weird to him atp. idk what and how he is handling. I'm sure this will affect his relationship with his gf cause I think they may have looked up to swiftwyn cause they have the same dynamic as swiftwyn. idk, atp I would be skeptical of my rlt too.

now liz..... idk man. that woman supported her everywhere. when joe couldn't be in the atw premiere she went with him. I think she really thought of tay as her daughter. they were close as fuck I hope (look at the funeral vids!(I mean don't but do ig idk ))

then idk about rick and tom. but still it's sure affect them too I bet cause they also let her in on their family. I mean afaik, the funeral was rick's relative's and tay was there so.

basically she was completely taken in in his family as the daughter/ daughter in law.

Idk about the swifts tho. but I think andrea might be devastated. but they'll pass better than the alwyns. I ain't saying they are not hurt or didn't take joe in their family as much as the alwyns. but the alwyns had to change their complete lifestyle for swiftwyn.

joe chose tay and everything with her. his fam didn't. mind you.

also i love how pat went to, unlike both his brothers, a public high school after swiftwyn got together. I bet alwyns tried their best to keep him down to earth (he is down to earth as we have heard so far so it worked ig)

#the alwyns #the swiftwyn fam #swiftwyn #life #anon asks #anon #asks #this was long lol sorry

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jakeperalta · 1 month

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very sexy of joe alwyn to have the eyes of millions of prying swifties on him for months and to only ever be like "btw you should care about gaza"

#something something your integrity makes me seem small #i could never be famous because there's no way i could keep my mouth shut for this long skjdnfkdns #i'd be posting whole oversharing paragraphs every time i saw someone being annoying about me #also! i am so excited for this hamlet adaptation with riz ahmed!! i feel like i've been counting down for it since it was announced #talking #joe alwyn

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folksyswift · 1 month

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Realizing that Taylor wrote and rewrote her meeting and falling in love with Joe over and over on each album because she was desperately clinging to the hope that the magic and golden love would come back, but over the years it never did.

#taylor swift #taylor nation #taylurking #taylorswift #the tortured poets department #joe alwyn

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always-rolling-my-eyes · 1 month

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I can’t help but be reminded of this right now 👀

#taylor swift #the tortured poets department #matty healy #travis kelce #joe alwyn

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khruschevshoe · 1 month

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You know, it's rather interesting to me that Taylor Swift's parasocial relationship with her fans is honestly more akin to a YouTuber than a writer's. When I scroll through her tag on tumblr/Twitter, it's far more regarding the connection to her personal life/relationship developments than the actual metaphors/fictional story she might be telling. Everything comes back to how her songs reflect back on her relationships with Joe/Matty/Travis/Jake/insert ex-boyfriend here. And what fascinates me about it is that even though she complains about it, she leans into that very perception because it strengthens the parasocial bond.

The marketing for TTPD so clearly being about Joe Alwyn and the songs to Matty Healy. The marketing/video for Red TV so CLEARLY being about Jake Gyllenhaal, with so many of the new lines in All Too Well specifically being digs at him (I'll get older but your lovers stay my age, casting an actor that looks like him for the video, specific lines in I Bet You Think About Me). The fact that songs like Getaway Car and Bejeweled and Gorgeous and London Boy and Lavender Haze being picked apart at time of release and long after for signs of relationships crumbling. The way she uses surprise songs in relation to her relationship development with Joe/Matty/Travis. The damn TTPD "stages of grief" playlists where she deliberately undid/changed the meanings of old songs just to keep her audience speculating on her love life.

It's not sexist to point out that her wielding her love life is a marketing tool and that the strongest connection to her audience isn't the strength of her writing/the composition of her music- it's her deliberate crafting of a connection between her music and her personal life, leaving the audience invested in her music as an extension of Taylor the Person/Girlfriend rather than Taylor the Artist.

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rayyzcosmos · 1 month

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the "home is where the heart is" from london boy and "little did you know your home's really only a town you're just a guest in" from florida really sums up everything. got your point taylor

#the tortured poets department #taylor swift #london boy #so long london #lover #joe alwyn #joever #taylor nation #swifties #ttpd

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joesalw · 1 month

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did you guys notice that the main theme she put about her relationship with joe in this album was that it felt like a cage to her because he was depressed. the song, so long london makes me feel so sorry for joe because she is resenting him for having his blue days and not snapping out of his depression faster so that she can have a perfect wedding. it's so insensitive given how joe was there for her during her darkest days and pulled her out of it, deleted her social media apps so she wouldn’t see the mean things people say about her etc etc. he was there for her when nobody else was. but she couldn’t be there for him when it was his time. she got bored and started rekindling her fling with matty when joe was dealing with his issues on his own. and she wonders why he wouldn’t marry her?

the worst thing happened after the breakup. she knows that joe deals with depression and yet she sent her fans after him to harass him on a daily basis for a whole year! she used the cheating rumours as a marketing scheme to release an album about matty. she let her fans harass any woman that worked with joe. how can a person be so vile?

#joe alwyn #anti taylor swift #I'm seriously so grossed out

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sharonccrter · 1 month

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I sound like a broken record, but I really can't get over her basically airing out Joe Alwyn's mental health problems to the world and liking tweets of people poking fun at his struggles. She basically made sure any person Joe works with going forward knows he's struggled with his mental health. And while there is nothing to be ashamed of. He's clearly a deeply private person. She writes on Instagram there is "nothing to avenge" and that her "wounds are healed." Certainly doesn't sound like it.

#anti taylor swift #joe alwyn #taylor swift #the tortured poets department #she's literally still writing about Kim K beef 10 years later

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baby-girl-aaron-dessner · 3 months

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The way our fandom terrorises this man simply because he’s Taylor’s ex is reprehensible. He’s the one who actually has a moral backbone and is brave enough to take a stance on Palestine (all while being sent death threats from Swifties).

#our fandom can be so embarrassing #celebrities for Palestine #joe alwyn #ceasefire #palestine #gaza #taylor swift #swifties #london boy #the tortured poets department #ttpd

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jalwyn21 · 2 months

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Pretty little pretentious thespians carrying around pretty little pretentious film cameras 😹😹😹

Runs in the family 😹😹😹

#free joe alwyn #joe alwyn #jalwyn #joealwyn #joe alwyn is beautiful #patrick alwyn #patrickalwyn #the alwyns #leica

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shitswiftiessay · 5 months

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swifties are angry at joe alwyn for posting about gaza on taylor’s birthday, calling him “pathetic,” “manipulative,” and “evil.”

I wish I could tell you that this was all a joke, that these are all parody accounts, but they’re dead serious. and of course we get the conspiracy theory about HIS TEAM trying to make him look good, because anyone who comes online and says anything critical about taylor MUST be a member of joe alwyn’s PR team. 🙄

but yeah, swifties are convinced that joe was trying to SHADE taylor by posting about gaza on her birthday, because s hasn’t said or done shit regarding this issue. also, they literally cannot fathom that there is anything happening in the world that is MORE IMPORTANT than a billionaire’s birthday.

and these swifties really need to ask themselves: WHY does joe alwyn posting about gaza make them SO ANGRY? is it because they’re reminded that taylor has not done or said JACK SHIT about palestine because she’s too afraid to lose money by being too “controversial?”

“not to mention it’s a screenshot and it’s not even a donation link like…”

it’s a LINK TO AN ARTICLE and it’s still more than TAYLOR has ever posted?? y’all think he was trying to “shade” taylor on her birthday (even if he was, so what? she + her team + her stupid friends have been shading him SINCE APRIL) by bringing to attention her lack of care about palestine or really any issue that doesn’t directly affect her (or her “home state.”). and the fact is, taylor could VERY QUICKLY AND EASILY shut up the critics who say she hasn’t said or done enough regarding palestine, but she won’t. miss americana, the goth punk billionaire, who spent a whole documentary crying about how she wasn’t allowed to speak up on important issues, has suddenly become ALLERGIC to saying anything remotely political or controversial. and at some point you’re gonna have to ask yourself why.

#shit swifties say #parasocial relationships #joe alwyn #free joe alwyn from the psychotic swifties who stalk his every move #anti taylor swift #toxic swifties

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wildfloweronwheels · 4 months

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this tracklist has me thinking so many thoughts you guys.

they broke up a fortnight into tour... the first show post joever was in florida... who's afraid of little old me being a twist on who's afraid of virginia woolf a film which starred elizabeth taylor and richard burton about a couple whose relationship breaks down at late night drinks in front of people... my boy only breaks his favourite toys - is she the toy??? free from the slammer where the slammer is an obvious reference to jail after all the criminal metaphors of her and joe tricking the system... but daddy i love him being a reference to the little mermaid where she gave up her voice for a man... clara bow being a 1920's film star who found her voice, married a guy who denied they were ever married publicly and then died + the majority of her fame coming from silent films where she literally didn't need to have a voice and then successfully transitioning into 'talkies' (films with sound).... the smallest man who ever lived vs. 'the loudest woman this town has ever seen who had a marvellous time ruining everything'... oh boy.

#taylor swift #taylor and joe #joe alwyn #ts11 #the tortured poets department #putting pieces together #fortnight #florida!!!#who's afraid of little old me?#my boy only breaks his favourite toys #free from the slammer #but daddy i love him #clara bow #the smallest man who ever lived

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lovesickallovermybed · 6 months

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