#thats my taste in men

[arkos404]

prohibitedwish enemies to lovers but prismo is into scarab in the enemies part just as much as in the lovers part

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btw i never watched the original souce material of any of these so dont read too deep into it, i just found them outta context on pinterest and thought "damn thats them" and passed out and woke up with this

#prohibitedwish #prismo #prismo the wishmaster #scarab #scarab the god auditor #fionna and cake #adventure time: fionna & cake #fanart #arkos draws #prismo's taste in men did a 180 after jake #god he's such a bottom #he thinks scarab's anger is the hottest thing ever #rip him fr #what a freak (lovingly) #they deserve each other #ok im done i just needed to get these out of my system #me trying to draw something thats been on my mind for literal months: hmmm maybe tomorrow #also me immediatedly after: [drops everything im doing to badly draw these] #i dont control the hyperfixation #yeah the one thats been on my mind for months is the cowboy one #yall are gonna know what im talking abt #hopefully soon

[florenceisfalling]

guys why are dark and anti so romantic. like not even kidding especially dark. ur supposed to be in love with him why else would his first dramatic scene be during a dating story why would he say "if dinner is what you want then i can provide, and i can take you wherever you'd like to go... i can especially take you to the places that you don't want to go" why does he do his silly little preening why is he dressed to the nines why does he have eyeliner why does he have wine why does he "I CAN GIVE YOU ANYTHING!" "i've been waiting a long time to get some... personal time between us" "maybe you just miss my pretty face" why does he lay himself out on the table like a whore and reference the "men only want one thing and its fucking disgusting" meme why is he LIKE THAT

#i mean every character in the markiplier cinematic universe is in love with the player character #i also know theres lore reasons for some of his phrases but like. Bro? #shoutout to mark for making his ocs basically Hell's Dating Sim #my ego posts #in hindsight anti is probably only romantic to me bc i have shit taste in men but thats Fine thats fine.

[dhmis-autism]

Red Guy being deluded with his crush on Duck is equally funny, me thinks

Just this feral full on rabies man Duck who commits war crimes and Red’s delusional ass goes “he is so dreamyyyyy ❤️❤️❤️”

HE'S GOT THEEE WORST TASTE AND I WILL STAND BY THAT FOREVER.

Like, Red has got his issues, but you could see why people would like him. Sooo many people have/had a crush at him at one point it's unreal. NO ONE FEELS THAT WAY ABOUT DUCK GDGDF

THERE'S SO MUCH WRONG WITH HIM... FOR GODS SAKE LOOK AT HIM.

look at his PANTS LEG

#THAT'S HIS MAN. THATS WHAT HE'S GONNA SETTLE FOR #worst taste in clothes and WORSE taste in men #anyways. i got this way back when i was talking about their dynamic in my head ect ect #so JUST FOR YOU ANON i will go into this bc u've waited LONG ENOUGH #i think hes totally delusional in that /i/ think he definitely thinks duck is much cuter than he actually is #strikes me as a 'builds shit up in his head' type. like ive said before i think. that he would think real hard about saying smth. #like TO duck abt it. and then would NOT for months and months and months #GOD I SAW SOMEONE SAY ON THE POST WHERE I SAID I THINK DUCK THINKS THEYRE MARRIED... #...that like in reality all that happened was duck dropped something on the ground and red knelt down to get it and give it to him #and in his head that was FULLY a proposal and he was like wow. didnt think this was how id get engaged but ok. #and when it does come up reds like WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ??? and duck has like. a photo of their wedding (for tha BIT) #and he's like 'youve missed our anniversary five years in a row btw :/' #AND THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING TAGS ANYONES EVER LEFT ON ANY OF MY DRAWINGS #I HAVE IT SCREENCAPPED I THINK ABOUT DRAWING IT ALL THE TIME ITS SOFUCKING FUNNY #anyways love u anon stay cool have a nice summr #my dhmis postings

[ilynpilled]

which asoiaf characters would you put in a saw trap?

#shdhfjshhd??? #ask #anyways #jb bloody mummers arc buts its a game instead would be p funny #kramer putting jaime in a saw trap for trying to murder children incest being a shit person to ppl around him etc #thats how he loses his hand in my modern au car accidents muggings u guys r not being ambitious enough #and putting brienne in the saw trap bc she was late to work once #putting brienne in the saw trap for having bad taste in men #this is gonna be what lady stoneheart does in twow actually

[urproblematicfav-arsonk]

can I suggest that Niftty and Alastor's ship name would be RadioDust(ing)

#i think radioroach or radiobug might be more reasonable but i like mine more #no one ships this but me #understand my vision #im begging #alastor is so comphet that he has like 4 wives #alastor deeply asexual but not ready to face it yet: I'll just collect women. thats normal men who experience attraction do right???? #semi working on a very self indulgent sa/autisim fic that im most definitely not going to finish but it makes me happy so whatever i guess #i think niftty tastes like blood and bleach #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel niffty #hazbin hotel alastor #niffty x alastor #alastor x niffty #radiodust #radiodust(ing) #shipping #ship names

[fallen--starlight]

you know. i have a type. and that type is "older attractive men with questionable morals that sing and wear black gloves". i'm looking at erik, jareth and copia here. it's a pattern by now.

the gloves are the best part ngl 👌

#erik poto #the phantom of the opera #phantom of the opera #labyrinth 1986 #labyrinth #jareth the goblin king #jareth #ghost bc #cardinal copia #papa emeritus iv #(not) sorry for being a simp #im analyzing my taste in fictional men here #in women i def have a thing for tall milfs with long dark hair #idk if thats oddly specific or not #anyways im a simp #remiel.txt

[lesbiancarat]

SEUNGCHEOL MILITARY EXCEMPTION????

yup looks like it. also not about you anon but want to take a minute to remind everyone to be sensitive when posting/talking about military enlistment. not to say you can't have positive feelings about him not having to enlist, but just keep in mind that military enlistment is a serious topic that affects real people that aren't all kpop idols

#melia.ask #anon #idk just a general note i feel like kpop fans never treat enlistment with the sensitivity it deserves #maybe bc im against mandatory enlistment/drafts in general #but it just always puts a bad taste in my mouth to see ppl celebrating their idol getting out of/delayed enlistement #knowing their are plenty of men that do have to serve :/ #again not saying ppl cant have positive feelings theres def a part of me thats relieved too #but just wish ppl would be a bit more sensitive the way they talk about it you know?

[ihatebnha]

I wanna shave Bakugous face for him ☹️

IIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE yeah. Idek know what to say, really. How to begin w/ this.

I feel like... shaving for him isn't just a razor and cream type moment but rather... a sharpened blade and unscented soap one. He has a whole... routine and special kit, and when you first start dating, it's kind of a surprise to see given that... he never really talks about it. Tho... why would he really, cuz it's mundane to him, you know? Something he's been doing for a while.

But like... i feel like.................. there's probably a lot of days in your relationship where you don't see each other all that much because of work... so maybe the only time you can really be w/ each other is in the morning before he leaves? Which is why you'll sometimes make a point to just sit w/ him in the bathroom while he gets ready (even if it is like. asscrack am)...

So his shaving routine ends up being something that he teaches you that way. Or maybe you just pick it up on your own by watching and ask to help w/ it eventually... and he actually really enjoys it; a rare treat for him on his few days off from work a month, when he can sleep in and you can go slow and take your time.

it honestly probably becomes a little... ritual, of sorts. Bonding. Something he looks forward to. Esp when you rub aftershave on him all gently and go around smelling like him for a while after.

Oh and maybe on vacations or holidays, too, when he doesn't have to be in work for a couple days, he lets his scruff grow out a bit so you can shave it in the evening sometime. He definitely gets all sleepy as you do it... and it's berry CUTE to watch him try to stay awake for it all!!!

(What a sign of trust tho, just in general, to let you hold and direct his face w/o fear of getting hurt.)

anyway. You guys end up the old couple that has a weekly day for it and everyone is jealous of you. What if i cry myself to sleep?

#bakugo #thinking abt men shaving... just... DOES ME IN. really truly. #the fact that their cheeks arent nice and smooth... #what is that? *licks finger and tastes air* oh. it is jorny. #god im gonna d*e forreal #also ill always remember this one aot fic i read years ago #about being erwins lover... and then like #marrying someone in mitras #so u only ever see him when he's visiting and he asks for u to shave his face but UR HAVING AN AFFAIR REALLY #and he gets u pr*gnant #and and and i dont remember what else except maybe erwin does know? but theres a line thats like #'and if it's so #you'll wonder if he'll recognize the blue in their eyes as his' or something #anyway my mom was just mean to me so im leaving this at that #but truly this makes me wanna claw my eyes out #ask #anon #caitie things #fave

[mtlwife]

also this is so strange but like. i saw a few gifs of crush, idk shit abt him and my heart is still thumping like nuts i feel like im being held captive by him like hes already invading my mind but i refuse until i see the source first 😭 i didnt have this feeling for so long i feel so giddy and im already making assumptions abt this man,, this is so weird (':

also i should mention he wears shades sometimes. I AM ANYTHING BUT IMMUNE TO THE MEN WITH SHADES. I ALREADY HAVE 2 I DONT NEED MORE-

#*guitar riff* #idk why but. ones with shades are soooo dangerous for my heart. #tr.avis started this btw blame it on him #hes the source of my taste in men like i already know where ill cave in #i see a funny fail guy thats in danger ill fall in love theres no other way abt it #ughGHghg how will i work today smh

[senselessalchemist]

Baldur's Gate 3 has taken over my life and reminded me I have just the worst taste in fictional men (but truly excellent taste in fictional women)

#not dead cells for once #i will not improve etc etc #bad taste in fictional men good taste in fictional women odd taste in fictional nb people #also at least sometimes bad taste in actual men considering my horrible ex but thats not fun #me trying to make the awful vampire man like me: you asshole. i love you #also its super refreshing to be able to choose nb for the pc and everyone just calls them them and its great #man i wish that would happen in real life im so tired of maams etc. #my pc is a tiefling rogue because fuck it wish fulfillment i want to be a hot masc shaped person with horns and a tail #they are very cute #downside: its taking up all my free time so no art no writing #anyway its fun to have fun with a game like this without my ex running the show #played divinity 1 and 2 partially with them and that wasnt super fun

[rewritingcanon]

my therapist fr just asked me if in asexual. gagged and gooped, sitting across from her on that dumbass couch like a fool.

#LIKE #CLAIRE IDK 💀🙏 #i dont think im asexual i just think i have trust issues ⚰️ #like i cant ever imagine myself happy in a romantic relationship. what does that say abt me 🧍‍♀️ #nah i need to fall in love with someone bro i cant be a hopeless romantic for nuthing!! 😭 #actually. controversial opinion thats not going to help me beat these ace allegations BUT #in an ideal world romance wouldnt exist. bc like. who needs it? lmfaoo just have friends or sumthing. we all just do our own lil things- #-seperately and live cool eco lifestyles and no one is in poverty or fighting in wars and everyone is funky fresh #like why u gotta be in love for? doing too much 💀🙏 #marry ur bsf or something and let it be platonic. why u gotta invest so heavily in ur feelings for 💀💀 #nah. im not abt to tell claire this bc shes gonna truly suspect im asexual or a very bitter single person LMAO #romance is good for one thing and that’s fictional shipping and making fun of ur friends TERRIBLE taste in men 💪 #(im aware this post might age badly. if i ever lose my mind and start posting abt someone on here yall humble me with this) #(probs bc i view falling in love too seriously. i cant even think of dating someone w/o thinking of marriage and THAT FREAKS ME OUT 😭😭) #not hp #rewriting

[kkoraki]

favorite male fashion/style/general life advice youtuber who always threw yellow flags for potentially being overly conservative to a worrying degree officially out as pro-gay

#thats actually a huge worry off my mind ive always wondered if this was one of the guys who was going to go mask off someday #but whatever degree of conservative he is i guess he isn't to that extent so yay #self #its realmenrealstyle btw #very interesting ukrainian american former marine #he may lean conservative but its so cool that there is a decently popular guy out there encouraging men to live their best lives #and improve themselves without peddling hate or reactionary politics of any kind. that should be motivational to anyone. #his recommendation is also the reason i tried the cologne that my gf is now obsessed with if that says anything abt his taste

[intergalacticaquarium]

Every time somebody writes Eddie doing something super cool and sexy I have have headcanon two goblin-esque habits for him to keep it even

#eddie munson x reader #hes despicable and im in love with him and hes not sexy unless he has the energy of a weird loser who does weird off putting stuff #and is sometimes shoved into water idk i need my fictional men as sad and pitiful as possible or else im not attracted to them anymore #u say hes like a super kinky dom that gets ass all the time? #i say he hasnt washed his hair in 2 weeks and wears all those layers bc he gets cold very easily and shivers a lot #idk if anybody else is listening to taz ethersea but theres this lil guy called urchin #and he speaks in a high pitched voice and one of the first things he says is im a nasty lil freak just a wild little guy #the other day i was trying to find a thru line of like when the wretched little man becomes truly my beloved wretched little man #and i think its when they get soaked in water against their will #like a baptism of sorts #to really become the kind of character i will think about for several years #just sopping wet in their clothes on the rest of the adventure while they are touching wet denim #which is always bad #anyway #i feel like i always need to end these by saying that this is 100% genuine and said with love but i feel like if u read this far u know #i just have very specific and very bad taste in dudes #ive been rewatching some formative media lately and hoo boy every fuckin one theres like a soaking wet miserable boy #that i was fucking obsessed with #and every time im like oh yeah thats gotta be the origin #and then i see an earlier one and its that one #who was the original horrrible boy that made me this way? #wait #fuck #fuck wait i do know who it is and now i need to go lay down #fucking annakin skywalker #he and padme were my first ship my first queer crush simultaneously #and aparently absolutely instilled the deep love of sad boy cool girl within me #thats the name my friend gave it and she said it so succinctly that i needed a minute bc thats it #cool girl is also a slug woman in her own ways but shes always confident about it at least #anyway thanks ive had this blog for a week and now u know the entire history of my taste in men thanks for coming to my seminar