#that's hysterical to me

[garbagequeer]

i love the fact that jughead made sure to give all his friends these awesome lives where they were very happy and successful (except for fangs rip your gold record will forever hang on the walls of riverdale high) but he took away any aspect of breaking out from their assigned roles as they had been doing in season 7 then made it so in the end after lives apart and marriages and children and living as artists and activists etc they all still just wanted to be back in 1955 which is also the only time they had hopes of breaking out of their roles. and now they will be on the edge of nonconformity forever neither freeing themselves of what they’re supposed to be nor fully falling in line. foolproof state of possibilities that will never come to be yet never seem unreachable so the story can go on forever and never truly be challenged. narrator jughead you are so sick and twisted

#also like riverdale/them together as this magical place where they could make anything happen (they were gay polyamorous in the 50s) #and the outside world as literally a normal place (archie marries a girl and gets a day job and #never is a great poet. and the town he lives in. is literally. called. modesto. #that's hysterical to me #riverdale #thing

[b-rainlet]

Going through Christian Bale's imdb and finding out he played fucking Jesus ajsjdnjdjdbf

#I won't watch it but like #That's hysterical to me #I WILL watch the one where he's a priest tho

[dalashas]

Sunbeam is so fucking funny she's from East Enders

#she's chunky and she's funky and she's deeply unimpressed #sunbeam #warrior cats #warriors asc #a starless clan #i wanted to give her really cheerfully shaped patches of tabby because she's so fucking miserable #and her name is sunbeam #can't believe she and flame emo brooded together #that's hysterical to me #she's literally a reality TV star she should be on Big Brother #lightleap is funny too #i love how we have trauma going on with one protag and angst with the next and then there is shadowclan which is just some kinda soap opera #literally so funny #shadowclan #warrior cat design #dalashas #sunbeam warrior cats #sunbeam wc

[as-i-watch]

Between the lesbian that cant beat the monsterfucker allegations and the autistic man with the special interest, she really underestimated her crowd

#im hysterical #laios took me out #as i watch dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi #izutsumi #laios touden #marcille #dungeon meshi spoilers

[mcworm]

JUST SAW A FED-EX DRIVER JUMP OUR OF HIS TRUCK AT A REDLIGHT AND RUN UP TO A SECOND FED-EX TRUCK (THREE CARS AHEAD) AND THE GUY LEANED OUT AND THEY JUST KISSED ON THE LIPS? HELLO?

#i was having such a rough day but i think this cured me #you dont understand how hysterical i was after watching this #homies is it gay to kiss another truck driver at a red light

[lesbianfakir]

You’re placed in a room with an animal. The door is closed and you cannot leave. The animal is completely calm and has no intent of harming you. You are in no danger unless you provoke the animal in some way.

#having a conversation about pathological fears of animal #if you put me in a room with the worlds chillest nicest chimpanzee I would be in hysteric #it’s been that way ever since age 12 #that scene in ​nope was the most validated I’ve ever felt in my life #lea off topic tag #I just want to gauge if people have specific phobias of certain animals

[theellipelli]

Shout out to Yanqing, 14 years old, who’s biggest threat to his career is the fact that his boss is also his dad

#the fact that yanqing isn’t in any of the story #post boss fight #was because jing yuan put him in timeout and grounded him #is hysterical to me #your honour they are father and son #yanqing #Jing yuan #imbibitor lunae #Dan heng #hsr #honkai star rail #art #fanart #digital art #comic

[iconicshrub]

idk what to caption because all of my thoughts about the show are just “AUUUGHHHAUAGGHH!!!!!!!” (<- positive)

#based on that variety cover you know the one #pjo #pjo tv show #percy jackson #annabeth chase #grover underwood #not pictured: ME SOBBING HYSTERICALLY #my art

[stellarynn]

You're in a meaningless hypothetical competition and your opponent comes out with this, wyd?

#words can not describe the hysterics this sent me into #who fucking cares #who is gonna do the work of explaining what the fuck a camera is #let alone an online meeting

[cat-eg]

new hbomberguy vid moodboard

#i literally made the shocked looking at monitor face like 5 times #hbomberguy #word vomit #i loved the jokes in this one. also unfuckingbelievable at the getting footage from an AMV thing that was hysterical to me

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Danny wasn't sure what to do. Was this legal? He knew the bats were part of the Justice League and whatnot but surely they can't just pick him up off the street after he got into a brawl with some creeps trying to mug him!

Sure, Nightwing had jumped down to help and Danny, still in his living form with its crappy human vision, thought he was another mugger because of the dark and attacked him too.

Now he's sitting in the back seat of the batmobile with his hands in wierd bat handcuffs.

Was everything these guys owned bat themed? Yeah his parents put there last name in all the titles of their inventions but they had a brand to sell so it was excusable. Batman however, is clearly living out his bat shaped dreams. Usually Danny was all for the furrys doing thier thing, one of his best friends was a proud furry and Danny 100% supported him, but there was a line you don't cross and tall dark and fuzzy crossed it when he kidnaped one 14 year old Danny Fenton.

He couldn't Go Ghost right in front of Batman and Nightwing but he could use the one thing his mom made him take with him everywhere since he was a little boy.

His panic button.

It was powered by ectoplasm and could get through signal jammer with no problem. If he pressed the button his parents would drop everything to come save him. They made sure to put little sirens and flashing lights in thier own hazmat suits to make sure they didn't accidentally miss it. Sure they looked hilarious the few times he had seen it go off in his life but it was highly effective.

So he pushed the button and his parents were charging torward them in record time, the GAV playing chicken with the freaking batmobile. Suddenly his mothers voice came from the panic button, "Are you in the front of back, sweetie?"

"I, uh." He stuttered, looking up at the shocked face of Nightwing before answering, "The back."

"Perfect." He mother said darkly.

A trio of high mechanical whines filled the air and Danny didn't need to look through the windshield to know the buzz saws were out.

----

Bruce just wanted to know why Danny Fenton, youngest of the Fenton Family and son of Jack Fenton and Madeline Walker, two people whose marriage brokered peace between thier prospective mafia syndicate families, was doing in Gotham beating up low level thugs.

He was not expecting overprotective mad scientist parents.

#dpxdc #prompts #fanfiction prompts #let danny and Jazz be the unknowing heirs to mafia families please #it would be so funny #danny phantom #danny fenton #batman #nightwing #bruce wayne #dick grayson #i chose maddies maiden name based on the fannon that shes related to Warden Walker #the thought that Warden Walkers family would either become or marry into a crime family when hes so...him...is hysterical to me #danny in the back seat: My mommy can beat up your daddy >:3 #danny is the ultimate little shit here

[thank-you-my-friend]

#laughing hysterically because gay ships fucked me up #parallels #destiel #lokius #loki 2x05 #supernatural #loki #loki s2 #spn s8 #husbands stalking gaze

[kvtnisseverdeen]

#you guys this scene had me hysterically laughing #this was PEAK comedy #portia this is karma for how you treat penelope #prudence featherington #phillipa featherington #portia featherington #bridgerton #bridgerton spoilers #dailybridgerton #userseeleybooth #usernae #bridgertonedit #bridgertonblr #ladiesofbridgerton #bridgertonladies #userines #userslili #userscully

[meep--tm]

#new nuri art made me hysterical . jusf a glimpse into my little world #klapollo #1k #awesome.

[boojangs]

Enid: Wednesday, go apologize to Thing or I won't help you.

Wednesday:

Enid:

Wednesday: Yes, querida.

Enid: Wednesday, I made a black cat costume for you.

Wednesday:

Enid:

Wednesday: Yes, querida.

Enid: Wednesday, I made us matching snoods!

Wednesday:

Enid:

Wednesday: Yes, querida.

Enid: Wednesday, please get rid of your creepy crime board.

Wednesday:

Enid:

Wednesday: Yes, querida.

Enid: Wednesday, please hold me in your-

Wednesday: Yes, querida.

#I'll never get over the mental image of Wens storming across campus with her crime board under one arm and the stand under the other #like that's hysterical to me because she is so small and her board so big but her wife told her NO #Enid says Jump and Wednesday says How high? #like the epitome of whipped #protecting Enid's feelings over the snood #agreeing to join the black cats #telling her about nero??? #down bad for the wolf #wenclair

[ryan-sometimes]

A man in Brazil stopped a robbery with a katana.

As a Brazilian person, I feel it is my duty to occasionally bring to you wack news coming from my country. Lucky for me, about 2-3 weeks ago on August 13th, a man in Belo Horizonte stopped a robbery at his building by charging at the thieves with a katana. He has been dubbed “the samurai of Belo Horizonte”.

Here’s some real videos of the incident:

Here’s part of a news report on the incident from CNN Brazil. I did my best to translate it to English:

A man used a katana, a traditional sword used by samurais in Japan, to chase down a group of suspects who were attempting to steal bicycles from a garage in a condominium in Belo Horizonte, Minas Gerais (a state in Brazil).

Alisson D’jean, who became known as the “Samurai of BH” [Belo Horizonte] went viral when the images won over social networks on Friday the 25th. The robbery attempt, however, occurred on August 13th.

In an interview exclusive to CNN, Alisson says it was his mother who first noticed the robbery, after hearing noises of someone breaking into the garage doors.

The “samurai,” who is a physiotherapist, reported the experience on his Instagram stories, and said he decided to act on his own accord after the military police, according to him, did nothing after three previous break-ins to the condominium [by the same suspects].

After checking the security cameras, the [fourth] invasion was confirmed. The samurai put on some clothes, grabbed the katana, and ran to the elevator, where he met up with the building manager [who was checking the security camera footage on his phone].

“I grabbed this samurai sword, a handmade katana, a weapon of war, really, because I didn’t know what I was walking into, I didn’t know how many [invaders], I didn’t know what kind of weapons they had,” reports the physiotherapist, who says he began using this type of sword almost 30 years ago.

According to Alisson, the decision was taken with the sole intention of protecting himself, his family, and the other building residents. “At no point was I concerned with the bicyles. I don’t even own a bicycle,” he says.

In the images, it’s possible to see Alisson and the building manager in the elevator. After getting out [of the elevator], the “samurai” begins running after the suspects, who, scared, ditch the bicycles and flee. No one was injured. In the days following this incident, no other break-in attempts were reported.

Original article (in Portuguese).

#the video of him chasing down the thieves is making me laugh hysterically #also him putting his hair up in the elevator like he’s going into battle #THE FACT HE DOESN’T EVEN OWN A BICYCLE #brazil #brazil news #katana #sword #samurai #wild news?