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#hands are like lightning on a keyboard #and i don't mean laptop keyboard i mean actual keys that click #it takes forever to type with my thumbs on a phone screen #heathens #also hello hiiii i didn’t die lmao

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Every single fic update there is an author trying frantically to find the right balance between a nonchalant aside of "leave a comment if you enjoyed =)" and clinging desperately to the coat tails of a random stranger, dragging along behind them on the street wailing "Please, please! I have to know what you thought! I'm desperate to talk to people about this! Ask me about the alliterative repetition! Ask me about the symbolism!"

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babygirl i sit hunched in ways you’d never fuckin believe

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Tyler, flirting with Wednesday: Y'know, if this were a fairy tale, you'd be the princess.

Wednesday: 😒

Enid, ready to kill him: Well, that must make me the fairy godmother because you can bippity boppity back the fuck away from my girlfriend.

Wednesday: 😏

#wenclair #i love them

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Alright, to ao3's soon to be arriving Wattpad Refugees, a basic guide to general user culture:

1.) Unlike Wattpads vote system that let's you like each chapter, the ao3 equivalent kudos only allows one per work. Everyone is generally quietly annoyed about this. To engage with each chapter, you're heavily encouraged to comment. Trust me, it makes people's day.

2.) Ao3 has no algorithm. By default it's latest updated work first. You can find things to your taste through searches, filters and tags.

3.) 'No archive warnings apply' and 'user has chosen not to use archive warnings' mean two very different things. No archives warnings means the work is free from any content that could require a warning tag (character death, graphic depictions of violence, non-con, etc). User has chosen not to use archive warnings means it could contain any of the warning content, be it hasn't been explicitly tagged. Treat it like an allergen. No archive warnings apply is allergen free. User has chosen not to use archive warnings, may contain traces or whole chunks of the allergen. If you're likely to have a bad reaction, maybe don't take the risk.

4.) Speaking of warnings, ao3 has very few restrictions on the type of work that's allowed. Whatever your personal thoughts or feelings on that are, thats how the site is. You're likely to run across some dark subject matters and a lot of people are uncomfortable with reading that. You're well within your rights not like these works and have your opinion on whether they should be allowed, but harassing the authors of such works (or any works) is more likely to come back on you than them. Ao3 operates on a strong policy of 'don't like, don't read'. Use the tagging system to your full advantage to only engage with the kind of works you want to see.

We look forward to welcoming you all and seeing the fantastic works you create. Happy writing!

#won't ruin ao3 for us #they already turned off guest comments for now let's just all be respectful and move on if something doesn't agree with us

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Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!

#fabio giraffe with stick legs

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TIL a 30-year-old elephant named Ben sought help at a safari lodge after being shot by poachers. The elephant waited patiently near the lodge for the 6 hours it took for a vet to fly in and dress his 3 bullet wounds.

via ift.tt

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i have this ridiculous headcanon that enid regularly bursts into this song around wednesday, and wednesday turns beet red, resisting her (weakly) when she pulls her into a slow dance, just glaring daggers into nothing over her shoulder, a permanent scowl on her face as she grumbles and buries her burning face in enid’s sweater. enid can’t help but laugh, spinning her around as her voice gets softer and softer until she’s just humming the song, her nose tucked into wednesday’s hair as she’s pressing gentle kisses to her head-

yeah i know i’m gay.

#i need this in my life #wenclair

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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

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After seeing the Lena Luthor one I had to make one with the four female characters I would absolutely let step on me, so here you go 😂

Credit to @supercorpandbeyond for giving me the idea after I saw their Lena one

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Rage. In my heart. All-consuming. FUCK AI.

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Since Wednesday is set in 2022 and Motionless in White's song Werewolf came out that year, you know Enid was listening to that shit on repeat. Wednesday wanted to kill her but she grew to actually like it because of the background music.

Not that she'd ever tell Enid that.

Just think of Enid blasting this shit in their dorm room and dancing at Wednesday as she sings the lyrics to her.

'Cause it's fight or fright, in the full moonlight

You can run but you can't hide

I could be honest, I could be human

I could become the silver bullet in your head

Can't fight these cravings in the night

You can't break my heart like I can

Wednesday wants to hate it but she loves whenever Enid sings it, because she's soft for the werewolf who risked her life for her.

#fight me #Wednesday now thinks of her every time she hears it #it gets stuck in her head #i love them #wenclair #Spotify

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“Girls gays and theys” <- uninclusive while trying to be inclusive. Bad. Makes me uncomfortable.

“Ladies, gentlemen, and other distinguished guests” <- inclusive but far, far too formal

“Alrighty gamers” <- Incisive of everyone, informal, and fun to say.

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y’all… let’s talk about the gay tension in this scene PLEASE. wednesday letting enid grab her arm and drag her LITERALLY wherever tf she wanted, enid staring at wednesday’s lips with that fucking oh-my-god-i’m-so-attracted-to-you lesbian ass look, both of them about to fucking STEP ON EACH OTHER WITH HOW CLOSE THEY’RE WALKING-

also it makes me so soft to think about even though enid was celebrating, she immediately realized wednesday’s absence and went to find her. there’s something so gay about that, like. she just wants to be with her pretty roomie all the time, so what if she’s planning their wedding in her head?? so WHAT if all she can do is stare like 0_0 at her lips and think about kissing the mess out of her??? she literally can’t help it. not her fault she’s a raging queer.

and then there’s this…

i feel like i’m intruding-

wednesday isn’t even subtle, she wants to kiss. so bad. and those EYES? my gOD SHE’S ACTUALLY IN LOVE. AND THE WAY SHE WATCHES HER LEAVE?? WENS YOU’RE A HOMO, BABE. A 🗣️HOMO. also her saying that she’ll think about hanging out with enid and her friends because she’s fucking SOFT for enid and she’s willing to try uncomfortable things for her and she doesn’t want to hurt her feelings by saying no because she CARES. WEDNESDAY ADDAMS CARES ABOUT ENID SINCLAIR AND I WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT. TRY AND MAKE ME.

ugh. they’re both disasters, and it makes me a disaster, and i just want to protect them forever and ever and ever.

#Wednesday only ever allowing enid to touch her is so gay #Wednesday always checking Enid out while she staring right at her is gay #Wednesday walking out of that tunnel going from antisocial pissed off black cat to giant soft fluffy puppy is gay #Wednesday always looking at Enid's lips is gay #Wednesday needing to watch her leave and feeling wistful even though Enid is -> right there is gay #Wednesday even thinking about socializing just because she knows it would make Enid happy is gay #Wednesday hiding in an abandoned hallway and immediately letting Enid manhandle her out of it is gay #Wednesday Addams is FUCKING GAY and she's soft for Enid Sinclair #and that's just for THIS ONE SCENE #don't even get me started on Enid 'I'll fight and die for love' Sinclair #wenclair #WENCLAIR ENDGAME

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After the Hyde situation Wednesday learned a few things one of them being to always trust Enid’s judgment no matter what when Enid says something’s off about someone it’s probably worth paying attention to Wednesday doesn’t know if it’s some werewolf power she was unaware of or if Enid is part psychic but whatever it is it’s very useful in most situations

(Thank you for coming to my TedTalk)

#this feels incredibly accurate #wens treating enid like a barometer is hilarious #wenclair