#that’s all i have to say in my defence

[kan-be]

woman 🙏

#yeah me again with punk(or smth near) england but make it nyo this time #hws england #aph england #nyotalia #nyo england #hetalia #please don’t @ me for any technical mistakes i got too silly #that’s all i have to say in my defence

[agnesafterhours]

[02:22 am] [smut]

“i feel pathetic.” he grumbles under his breath, bobba eyes following your finger’s path down his chest through his open hoodie—the sides of his lovely kuromi outfit currently being zipped together by a centimeter or two of the tailpiece in front of the cropped fabric.

you lean down towards his face until you feel the ghost of his minty breath against your lips, his hands slighty shaky where he holds your hips on his lap.

“good.” your smirk gives him goosebumps, “isn’t that what you call me when i’m whining about how much i need you? pathetic?" you watch as he swallows, pretty blown pupils rapidly switching from staring at you lips and back at your eyes again. “and isn’t that just what you’re doing, bunny?”

“i’m not whining about anything,” his voice comes out in a whisper, hands slowly stroking your sides as you gently kiss along his neck, “i’m just saying how i feel. isn't that what you want me to do, anyway?”

he refers to all the times you asked him to voice his needs for you, know-it-all grin plastered on his pretty face. it was astonishing how annoying he managed to be even when he's under you. minho never gives up control, not really. not for long.

and even though you're very much aware of his nature, it still hits you like a truck every time he suddenty starts to run his mouth.

“so tired, aren't you, pretty? can't even ride me right.” sweat dribbles down your naked chest, hips swaying faster with each word that leaves his lips. “wanted to be on top so bad.” a moan slips his open mouth. “you can't take it”

“i can take it. i can.” you try to refrain your eyes from rolling to the back of your head, you can't seem to be enjoying this more than he is. you won't give him the satisfaction. “you just look so pretty in this, i-”

he chuckles, a sudden spank to your ass leaving you breathless. “thank you, baby. you look so pretty when you're fucked stupid. don't you wanna look pretty for me?”

you fall forward, both hands caging his head under you. “i do! wanna be pretty for you, minho.”

he tilts his hips in an attempt to switch positions, but your method of keeping him under you by forcing your knees on the bed backfires— his cock hitting a spot so deep you can't hold back the cry that leaves your swollen lips.

“no! i can- make you come- make us come.” you're breathing heavily above him, hips swaying frantically as you fight your way through each word.

“i'm too deep inside you, pretty. it's too much.” his hoodie’s ears sit unassuming beside his red face—the stark contrast between the outfit and his red toned chest glistening under it making you grunt each time you opened your eyes.

“it's not- fuck! shut up, minho.” you feel your throat becoming sore with each loud moan.

“i know you don't want me to.” you suddenly feel his harsh hold on your ass, groping the skin as he forced you up his cock. he grunts when he feels you scratching him, hand easily sneaking in the zipper above his shoulder.

“now be good and bounce for me, baby. come on.”

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#all i have to say in my defence is #kurominho brainrot #stray kids smut #skz smut #lee know smut #lee minho smut #stray kids x reader #skz x reader #lee know x reader #stray kids imagines #skz imagines

[hephaestuscrew]

One of the many Wolf 359 script directions that is Important To Me is this bit from Ep15 What's Up, Doc?, which comes after Hilbert has been threatening to tell Minkowski how Eiffel ended up on the Hephaestus:

#Wolf 359 #w359 #I do think script directions like this are perfectly reflected in the actors' performances #and also think they are very worth reading #He says he just needs her to drop it *right now* #which gives an opening to bring it up again another time #but we don't have any evidence that she ever tried to ask him again #In my opinion 'I didn't murder anyone' is not a very reassuring defence #because if that's the only defence he can give #it arguably implies that what he did is just a level of awfulness below that #But Minkowski accepts that defence as all she needs to know #She has full confidence in him #a blank cheque of trust #No wonder he didn't want to tell her #(He didn't want to lose that trust) #No wonder it was so devastating for Minkowski to find out the truth #(The idea that her trust might have been misplaced terrifies her) #Also Eiffel is surprised that Minkowski doesn't push it #He's taken aback by how easily she trusts him #He doesn't expect people to trust him #and just take his word for it that they don't need to discuss his past #He's expecting to need to argue #He's preparing to try to justify his secrecy further #But he doesn't need to #She just trusts him immediately #Eiffel & Minkowski #the empty man posteth #Doug Eiffel #Renée Minkowski #w359 spoilers

[dawningfairytale]

babe wake up, new musical that’s going to make it so fucking hard to keep it pg at youth group just dropped

#npmd #nerdy prudes must die #like okay. it’s worse than ride the cyclone in this respect #bc the context is at least ‘oh it’s kinda a competition musical’ be it’s a bootleg bootlegs get taken down #but i refuse to talk about this musical with any of the youth who aren’t in year 12 (i think that’s appropriate) #bc it’s not just starkid it’s literally a ghost having sex #and i sing all the time and grace is like the first girl character in my vocal range #and. oh my gosh #and i KNOW people at my church watch starkid and i’m sure one of those kids will find npmd #and what would i say ‘love it too but that is not appropriate subject matter’ #do i lie?? like. ugh it’s going to be So Hard #i have talked about rtc but in my defence that girl was older. and not part of our youth group #trying So Hard to keep it child safe

[the-eclectic-wonderer]

@\hecatesbroom (not tagging so I don't annoy you lmao) has been teaching me how to make gifs, and I'm happy to report I've been using this power for the greater good (to make gifs of beautiful women)

Bonus under the cut:

Three little Elizabeths because I couldn't resist her charm 💙

#these are not very well made lmao but i dont really care all that much. im having a great time #actually ngl im having the time of my life #nothing better than staring at beautiful women for hours <3 #im noticing now i've only picked gifs in which Dorothy is not smiling. criminal on my part #but in my defence i've been captivated by her hands #that gif where she crosses her arms... i would like her to... #no... i shan't say... #rose is *so pretty*. so pretty!! good heavens!! #(as is elizabeth lmao betty white really was that girl) #literally incredible how she manages to make confusion look so beautiful she's magnificent #and blanche. oh god. where do i even start. #her smile is. agh. how do i even tell you all i am literally in love with her #look at her in the top left and tell me you're not DESTROYED like #she makes an inappropriate joke. waits to see rose's reaction. and then brightens up in the cutest laugh in the world #i would literally unironically do anything for her #(to say nothing of bottom center. ooohhh that nightgown. the poise. i am but a wee lesbian and she's everything) #ok im done rambling in the tags. thank you alys for giving me this power i shall not misuse it #the golden girls #life with elizabeth

[hella1975]

just full force threw a shoe at my sister's face and when my mum got me alone after she was like 'you shouldn't clobber her. but i get it' 😭

#it kicked off today but in my defence she's actually proper in the wrong this time even my DAD called her a bitch and my mum is FUMING #baso my sister came into my work with her mate when i was closing the other day and all the staff GLARED at them bc of aforementioned #close so i was being v chill so everyone 1) knew it was my sister and not some customer coming in late and 2) her friend wouldnt be uncomfy #like that's the real kicker her i was being extra laid back FOR her friend so he'd feel more at ease. and one thing about me is yes ive #said countless times i have a rural accent but my mum also raised me to know when and how to speak nice if need be bc people are cunts here #so when im waitressing i speak nicely bc it's a stuck up restaurant w stuck up customers but when im with my sister? making a point of #being laid back? my normal accent came through. and her mate when i was gone said i sounded 'really [from the county we live in]' #which WOULD NOT BE A COMPLIMENT. it's baso saying 'your sister sounds local and chavy' without using such explosive words #and my sister LET HIM SAY IT. SHE DIDNT DEFEND ME. and she told my mum about it later bc SHE THOUGHT SHE'D TELL ME OFF #LIKE SHE DID IT TO SNITCH. THERE WAS NO SCENARIO WHERE MY SISTER WASNT BEING A CUNT. and my mum hit the ROOF #one thing she's rlly been big on is loyalty bc it's always been the 3 of us so when she found out my sister let him say that she FLIPPED #and this all happened last night and i only found out this morning bc i overheard them screaming at each other and turns out my mum #tried to keep it from me bc she didnt want my feelings hurt and IM pissed bc it actually did hurt more than i thought it would #like i KNOW what people say about my accent but it's a guy i know? my sister's been friends w him for years? i was being nice? #it's EMBARRASSING like i was clueless & friendly and turned around for him to be like 'look at this stupid local girl' like?? #and my sister did NOTHING? it just sucks so i STORMED upstairs when i found out and had it out with my sister #and she knew she was fucked so she did all 'im not talking to you i have nothing to say' AND PUT HER EARPHONES IN? #the way i RIPPED them out. got in her face like okay girl u think i sound like a chav ill act like a chav lets GO #and it just got really aggressive and i wound up grabbing HER OWN SANDAL and full force hurling it at her face 😭 oops #from close range too like i was already in her face so i basically just smacked her with a sandal DSHGJKSH #now we're sat in silence bc alas we still share a room. WHAT the fuck. insane tbh but it's a bit funny. im so angry rn i could KILL #hella goes home

[steelycunt]

ridi im sorry i need to rant and i think youll get it 😭 like not to be a bitch but this fandom kinda going off the rails and annoying the shit out of me https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRbYASpf/ everybody in the comments unironically loving it,,, i mean wtvr ship who you want but its kinda getting delusional like ppl are just operating on thin air and pretty fancasts atp and i do Not understand or emotionally connect with any of it. at least w wolfstar theres so much material and foundation to explore but what is all the rest of this?? just hot celebrity fancasts and crack. to be fair part of me respects taking a terfs canon material and making everybody gay but the way it seems to be so oversaturating fics and the fandom that characters dont even feel like their original selves .. atp its all just surface level OCs

hello! yes! i'll be honest talking about things like this always make me a little nervous, and i feel obligated to preface anything i say with a disclaimer that none of it really matters, nothing i say matters, and you should do what you like, because--who cares. i am not an authority on--anything, frankly. my opinion holds no more weight than the next guy's, and all i'm doing here is giving it, so. essentially what im saying is--people are perfectly entitled to disagree with me, but people are not entitled to be mean to me about it xx

having said that. it is my personal opinion that s x barty is one of the worst fucking things i have ever heard lol. who even is barty who is that guy. why would s be interested in him at all. i do not understand it it does not make sense to me. from where are we sourcing the character traits and personality that we are giving barty that would ever endear sirius to him, because it objectively cannot be canon.

overall i do not get the new interest in barty + evan + pandora (+ regulus, but we won't go there)...at all, other than guessing that people were bored with the marauders and wanted a new version of them (and new celebrities to fancast) while simultaneously changing next to nothing about them other than superimposing them onto the first slytherin side characters they could rustle up. i expect ive become a bit of a broken record in regards to my dislike of the popular meow-meow-ification + complete absolution of regulus as a character in order to make him a loveable oc (just as i think erasing all the negative traits that r/s have in order to make them more likeable is just as boring), and all of that applies to those other guys as well (with the slight difference that they are, somehow, even less interesting and significant than regulus in canon), so i won't get into that too much. but i think what you say about having no emotional connection to any of it is exactly right lol--it is a sort of shift? i guess? in the fandom that is simply of no interest to me. they are characters that i just have no emotional investment in and admittedly struggle a little to understand why other people do. i am emotionally invested in, like, five characters overall (and even out of those--there's only two i'm really here for innit xx) and i personally cannot extend that investment to a creepy little side character who is mentioned maybe twice in the entire series.

and that is okay! i do not need to understand it. i don't want to say it annoys me because honestly--i don't go there, its nothing to do with me. if i dont like it i just wont interact with it, and the fact that it doesn't interest me has no bearing on what other people are into or want to do, and i couldn't give less of a shit what people do with the canon material, which is largely garbage anyway. take the bits you want from it, play around with those and ignore the rest. in that respect we are all doing exactly the same thing. but yeah i think s x barty is genuinely awful lol. hate it. very terrible. he's already got a loser werewolf boyfriend and he loves him so so much. leave him alone.

#i know most people are reasonable and thus it is perhaps overly cautious of me to insist on shrouding my unpopular #opinions in like. layer upon layer of placatory disclaimers but. well im a rather anxious guy i can't help it xx but im going to use these #tags to have a bit more of a consequence-less hater hour so. if you like regulus or barty or any of that lot i suggest you look away now #because i am about to express opinions about them that you probably wouldnt agree with + wouldnt enjoy reading!! #like full warning what im about to do is NOT any sort of analysis or defence of my opinion i will just be hating on them. is that clear. #okay. having said that. hater hour. barty and evan and honestly regulus were all cunts? like they were terrible people why do we care #about them now. regulus interests me solely as a piece of context for sirius' character. i could not give less of a shit about him as a #person in his own right. which leads me to my next hater moment: why oh why oh WHY on earth would canon james potter be interested #in canon regulus black. it makes sense in like a muggle au where they are virtually completely different characters but canon? #why would he be attracted to him. there is nothing. there is no chemistry i am ASLEEP and so is james. he would not give that #guy a second look. like it just baffles me it truly does. i feel like you have to bend over backwards to create a situation in which #james potter would ever show an interest in regulus. and i know jegulus is a fucking force to be reckoned with nowadays but god i just #do not like that ship. also i think the fact that barty and pandora and evan are essentially just oc characters who have been coloured #in by general fanon consensus shows in that what they have become is just. not interesting or complex or well fleshed out lol. like #idk i feel like they are just. very shallow. deliberately. so they are easy to like and easy to ship because that is what theyre there for. #god it feels so good to say all this. i will never be a hater again (<- lying) but i needed to be able to just. say this just once xx #also if you needed any more indication what barty and evan and regulus are here to do you just have to look at their #super-hot super-conventionally attractive celebrity model fancasts. like it all adds up its like but what if these death eaters were #not actually evil :-( what if they were really sweet and also? so so hot. like they were all so hot and actually really good #and none of them meant to be evil they didnt want to be :-( they were just hot good guys all in love with each other and the evil stuff #they did wasnt their fault :-( like that has to be. the most boring thing you couldve possibly done with these blank slates. surely. #anyway. im done now but i enjoyed hater hour immensely this was so fucking good for my soul xx thanks and goodnight xx #anon #telegram #scream hang on sorry. just looked at the comments of that tiktok where people are saying they were prison besties. girl. girl. #girl they were in prison for very different reasons baby. baby you know that right. baby look at me. look at me

[lagtrain]

i have a presentation tomorrow for my english class that i havent even started yet... womp womppppp

#i probably shouldnt have asked to present first considering ive done nothing #but in my defence i like going first so i can get it out of the way #like nobody's gonna gaf abt what im saying anyways so if i do it first everybody will just forget 👍👍 thats always been my strategy atleast #plus im not afraid of public speaking (esp not in front of my shitass eng class) so its whatevs #+ its supposed to be like. 2 minutes long LMAO so i can just do it real quick tonight #++ theres a pretty high chance of it being a snow day tomorrow so i might not have to go at all lol

[elmoshipsbyler]

i literally went to a nightclub and was thinking about byler. music was blaring, everyone was dancing, I WAS DANCING, AND THINKING ABOUT SEASON 2 BYLER. the brain rot is getting BAD

#i say ‘getting bad’ as if it hasn’t been like this since july #but like #in my defence #i have none #i have nothing #at least you can’t say i half ass my interests though #i go all in #even at a nightclub #oh my god #stranger things #byler #byler tumblr

[dandyshucks]

I've been so focused on the robot/human romance in this audiobook I've been listening to that I.... forgot about the whole plot where they have to rescue the grandfather... 😭

#they finally kiss and i looked at the time left in the audiobook and was confused why there were three more hours SBHDDKL #im so .... #IN MY DEFENCE (if i may defend myself at all LMAO) . this romance is like... specifically catered to me i swear to god #everything about it .... its making me want to make an OC just so i can have the same thing going on w a robot BDHFKDL #like. spoilers for the unnamed book - the robot was built to kill all humans #and then he fought back against his programming and just barely escaped being scrapped #and then lost all his memories bc that all got corrupted when he was put into a junkyard #and then the MC human found him and patched him up and brought him ''back to life'' so to speak #and now the robot is SOOO devoted to him and super protective and also so strong 😭 #and also SO grumpy fhfjdlsl #and man. i am a sucker for that shit 😭 DONT LOOK AT MEEEE (i say as i write this all out on a public blog post) #this book btw was so badly written at the beginning that i almost gave up on it but i was intrigued enough to suffer through #it was like two hours of ''oh my god this sucks so bad. i hate every second of this but i want to see where it goes'' #AND THANK GOODNESS I SAT THROUGH IT. i am almost irritated by how much i enjoy it now SBDJDL #dandy.cmd

[ersatz-anomaly]

“If you’re not constantly battling 24/7 you’re transphobic” maybe we’re just completely burnt out from the endless uphill battle you single braincelled amoeba

#i hate these kinds of posts #no room for nuance or understanding #just fucking #surzfuxtixgisit #you do your best day in and day out for years but if you dare grow tired from fighting both yours and others battles #you get labelled as uncaring and on the side of bigotry #I’m tired of being made to feel guilty for not having infinite mental energy #‘’if you’re not fighting every second forever clearly you hate trans people’’ #first of all I AM TRANS YOU RUBE #Second of all I’ve tried arguing against the bigot-minded in my family #it’s literally the brick wall meme. and I’ve learnt some refuse to consider others (you learn this quick as an Autism Creature) #when minor disagreement is forced to be backed up with a colossal argument in defence you get life sucked from you like in The Mummy(1999) #black and white thinking helps few and hinders all #but I digress. I’m fucking exhausted from battling my own head and toxic unstable living situation #label me whatever I don’t give a fuck anymore I’m just venting and craving peace #I’ve forgotten how to relax. literally. my muscles are tense all damn day and night #i just want to relax for a second without seeing 200 posts saying if I’m not engaged in constant battle I’m siding with bigots and phobes #whatever

[quiveringdeer]

Reiner every time he hears a police siren and despite having done nothing wrong in his life: They're coming for me. 😰

It's cause Porco is the police. Right Val? @lemmetreatya

We were just chatting the other night and I came to the unfortunate realization that Porco gives popo vibes 😭 Even so many of his nicknames. And just him with the douchy reflective aviators. I hate it, but I can't hide from the truth. 😭😭😭

Woop-woop! That's the sound of da police! That's the sound of the beast!

#but for real #i do the same tho mainly when driving cause i speed but in my defence speed limits are TOO DAMN LOW #answered asks #but especially at night and folks that have those damn blue LED headlights always freak me out #catch a flicker in my rearviews and start coldsweating #reiner braun #reiner headcanons #porco galliard #but if i have any say about it Porco will never be a cop in any of my aus #that's just not somethin we can roll with over here #has me thinking of the meme trend of saying all cops are bastards but each new picture makes it harder cause they're #one of your faves #nat talks aot #aot shenanigans

[snekdood]

if words are not enough to get a manipulative person to leave you tf alone and hit the road, wtf are ya supposed to do? maybe throw a small toy at them to send a message

#bitch i coulda been way worse dont play #if it were me now with all the self respect i have now i woulda thrown more shit ta have ya running out the door ok #idc #i mighta fucked around and thrown my shit at you ok. #i dont think you realize the distress you caused by gaslighting me about what you did to me and also trying to be just like me? #like basically cosplay as me but want me to still date you? sorry that shits fucking weird. and i tried ending it every time you got #to that point. but ya kept trying to keep me around anyways even though you knew i was uncomfortable. didnt matter what i said #you'd find a way to manipulate the situation to keep you around. so what am i supposed to do to send the message of #'GO THE FUCK AWAY I DONT TRUST YOU AND I DONT WANNA DATE SOMEONE WHOS GONNA COSPLAY AS ME' #when words arent enough? no matter how i approached it? #i tried being nice about it. but my primal self defence kicked in and told me 'this bitch needs to get tf away from us' #so how do i show you to fuck off in a way you'll fuckin understand? yeah. #i tried playing your dumb words game. i tried playing it the way you do it. for a whole fuckin year. where you use words to manipulate. #i tried to figure out what way i could order the words that would get you to finally understand. didnt matter what i said. #bc thats how you are- you think you can say whatever tf you want and if you face any consequences suddenly its the other persons #fault. i interpreted your cosplay as mocking me. deep down all you are is a bully hiding under an uwu veneer. but yall verbal bullies alway #gotta act like victims once ya get hit with something that you had plenty of fucking warnings about. #its as if you were testing me to see when i'd snap. and then when i snap you act like a victim. fuck the entire fuck off and drown in shit. #fuckin bendy from fosters home ass type bitch #vent

[nattousan]

Nate drop the botany club drama 👀

LOL we're just planning an event for this upcoming april and no one wants to acknowledge the fact that the two club presidents, the insistent "straights" of the group are blatantly banging each other and the fact that they're so ridiculously dead set on pretending they're not, to the point of Not talking to each other, is really throwing a wrench in our ability to communicate effectively 😤

#is what i WANT to say #disclaimer i made this up completely for funnies but it's literally that no one wants to come up with ideas for the panel #and no one's communicating so we're all just ghosting the group chat #i have made several suggestions on what to make #and they've all been shot down #¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #nat chats #im sorry for the deception but in my defence that would be a very funny thing to tell Margaret

[youjustwaitsunshine]

just had an unreasonably bitchy reaction, see yall in 20 minutes when im crying because i was unreasonably bitchy

#i really really need to get that adhd diagnosis 🫠 #bc my bitchy reaction was because i didn't communicate early enough that i wouldn't be coming to a family thing today #in my defence i was never told any start time or anything else; just a 'will you be there' a week ago. #wasn't told who would be there or how long or what exactly #and tbh since i was only told like over dinner without anything written to remind me it didn't feel like a thing so important #that id have to give a few days notice #like im not the only one at fault here #sure i could have said that i have no energy to come earlier #ugh this feels like being a teenager all over again #every single fucking christmas my parents play tug of war for who of them im gonna visit on christmas #'but we don't want to guilt trip you' well cool i still feel guilt tripped i haven't stopped feeling guilt tripped since i was fucking 14 #it's fucking always spend time with us this spend time with us that as if i want to split up my fucking weekend #every fucking time i ride the train to my hometown for 4 hours with oh yes even more traveling #it's always the 'no pressure but we want to see you again' like saying no pressure somehow takes off all pressure #at least my mom openly guilt trips me while my dad and stepmom somehow believe that they're not stressing me tf out #i swear next year im going to neither on christmas. maybe going to my boyfriend.

[da-riya]

Do hate how being held back 2-3 years at uni is like the black mark I just have to carry whenever talking to my parents

#og post #like yeah yeah I get it the course was 3 years and this technically is my 3rd repeat I spend double the actual course time on this shit #Like I don't even have a defence really I'm just shit at it and lazy. Ya know? #1st year I just failed maths. Then I left unfinished exams so I can go to Germany the 2nd year and I didn't finish them all for the 3rd yea #well I did except for the dissertation so I had to extend to the 3rd year #In general I'm not happy about it as well... #Like I say I wanna get it Over with but I actually just want it to Fuck off already. I had way more fun working in a bakery abroad #I know what I sound like and that's what I hate but also that's me I have to live with this lazy brat in my head