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sulfies · 1 month

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can you spill more abt that self insert of yours? 👁️👁️

Oh boy oh boy can I? (big yapping incoming) (typo and grammar massaccare of 2024)

He is a self insert OC Assassin from the Ottoman brotherhood (bc Im Turkish) and he is 23 (bc I am)

not a secret mentor or anything lol I was just joking in the first post making a mary sue.

I imagine he is similar or one above than whatever Yusuf’s rank is (I have yet to play Revelations :,p ) tho I do not know what time he should be in, Realistically if no time travel happened he would be in same time as Yusuf but I dont want Gilf Ezio (sorry) but if its Ezio, Alt and Desmon togather timeline probobly he is in around AC2 Brotherhood time. (maybe he came by Italy to do a mission and dropped by the hideout)

He is ethnically Balkan or/and Greek (bc I am) which probobly means he was taken to Constantinople as a teen or kid to eighter be sent to Jenniserrie training or the male-harem.

Small history lesson:

- Devşirme was the name of the practice where Ottoman empire basically enslaved young Greek,Balkan,Ukranian,etc etc boys and inserted them into an Elite military (Janniserries) even the Sultans themselves were scared of bc they were known to start coups and kill Sultans(they got a salary and are socially above the commonfolk but… military slaves non the less)

-Male-harems existed, again Balkan, Romanian, Slavic and greek etc people were often the main people in the harems (fun fact nearly no Sultan is Turkish due to this lmao they are all mixed), once again their status were above the common folk and they were well taken care of (the older males could even become gov officals after) but slavery non the less.

Idk if I want him to escape the harem or Jenniserrie for his edgy backgrund but maybe he did few years of training, cought the eye of the Sultan and escaped the moment someone was like “you have been promoted to an elite employeeee, u won harem lotterry” . Probobly wandered the streets a bit, got into hella fights till an Assassin picked him up escaping a group of soliders. Maybe it was an older dude who saw him when they were both in training

He is basically based off my own ethnicity and its context to the time and sociatal goings of that era lol (which was hella gay… very gay… too gay almost)

He probobly has some traditional slavic leg,hand and arm tattoos (bc I have em but also) mostly bc around those times (nearly always women) used to tattoo themselves in those motifs to remember their christian roots and their culture (that Ottoman tried to erease) and also to make themselves less appealing to Ottoman Harem/ Devşirme recuiters :,D

For his name, Maybe to be on the nose… Adem? (Turkish ver of Adam) so he is tied to the apples in a fun way? Or Poyraz (means a northern wind) since the meaning is similar to my own name?

He doesnt grow much facial hair (bc I am also stuck w a weak beard) but he refuses to get rid of it no matter how much others tease him bc he is like “I aint getting courted by random crazy men ew” (I dont irl also bc I desperetly believe it looks good…I refuse to open my eyes)

History lesson 2:

-facial hair was important in Ottoman times, It LİTTERALLY determined your gender and how you were approached.

-Socially and in Litriture Ottoman almost had 3 gender roles; Men, Boys (Oğlan) and Women. Once a man grew a beard he would “transition” from being a boy.

-Romantically having a beard versus not determined if you were to be courted or court. Bearded man were called “Lovers” while NON-bearded were called “Beloveds” (yes more often the boys were underage :/ for the sake of history lesson lets…. try to ignore that like ancient greeks)

there is many gay ass poems ^

He got all the mentall illness coctails that I got bc why not make it worse fr him. I imagine him sarcastic and catty, Claudia prob loves taking him to shop around bc he always got something to fckn say about everyone. Big gossipper. Hides the fact that he hates being as short as he is very well (im like… 165? 5’5-4?). If in Yusuf time, nearly BFFS (if im not inserting myself into the throuple (bc Its my self insert and I CAN BE AS CRINGY AS I WANT) he would end up w Yusuf)

Him about others:

Ezio: will never stop calling him de la la la,likes him a lot, loves pranking and teasing him. Enjoys fake flirting with him till he takes it so far Ezio has to throw in the towel. Probobly teached him how to Oil wrestle and Ezio was like “Are you sure this is a real sport…” and all he did was sigh and say “I am so glad it actually is” as he admired Oiled up Ezio

Altaïr: loves mocking whatever big words he uses all the time. calls him “Big boss” just to see his eye twitch with cringe. Knows he can get away with shit if he acts stupid enough. Altair knows he is not that stupid but is impressed(deragotory, fondly) how low he is willing to go.

Desmond: clearly his favorite (im biased sue me) obvious by how much softer he acts around Des. Ezİo falls he laughs, Des falls “My leige, hop on my back”. Is facinated by his piercings and begs him to help him get some. Desmond desperetly wishes he could invent some ADHD Meds for him. Des also finds him strangely comforting, can imagine himself back in 2010s almost…

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Idk im not rlly a self insert person so thinking about him was hard and I also dont wanna make my oc “the main character” in this au so I dont really wanna give him any secret powers or anything.

Maybe some edgy gnarly scars on his back from a past mission where he came in contact with an apple? Maybe when he touched the apple he was supplied that canonly he doesnt exist and he is just a fan created being and has a whole issue about it? I can imagine a sad scene of him crying like “You dont understand, You exist! even as some damn video game you do and people know you they cannot deny you exist. ME? all I am is some weirdos self writing, not even enough to be in canon. Does anything I do matter?” lololol

Thats all I got for him for now lol but feel free to ask more:p Im also open to ideas for him.

sorry for the yapping and history lesson… here is some more fun facts:

-Oğlancılık (male prostitution) was pretty respected they were seen like any other tradesperson in some parts

-a Paşa tried to ban under 30 males from being washers in Turkish Hamams due to them also being sex workers and litterally everyone was so mad he got replaced

-dancers in coffeehouses wore the same fit no matter the gender so boys and girls looked the same (once again they were also sex workers)

-one time a jewish boy caused such a big fight between janniserries the sultan had to threathen to kill 40 man from each side if they didnt stop

-Draculas are real people and RADU the beutyfull (his OFFİCİAL NAME) had a full on recorded relationship with Sultan Mehmet2 :p

- Gay shit was legalized in 1853 mostly bc they never rlly punished it….

for the girlies

-in harems the girls couldnt order things like cucumbers or carrots to their rooms w out it being cut up :p

#art #oc #sorry for the lenghty yapping #I wasnt lying when I said I have written pages upon pages on this lmoa #more than about my oc this became about the ottoman empire #once I Get to revelations I will be insufferable I fear #yusuf tazim #asks #ignore typos and bad grammar as always I beg

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tunamayojazz · 3 months

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all of your inuokko art is so lovely it’s hard to pick just one!! i loved the ex-idol concept that was so perfect for inumaki, and the baseball and college aus are adorable too! we love mutual pining in this house 🥰

i just looked a the date in which this was sent and shrieked out loud 😭 i am so sorry and also happy new year!

thank you so much for your kind words ❤️ i'm so happy to hear you liked the ex-idol toge and baseball player yuta au hehe that was so much fun to do. now that you mention college aus (which i also LIVEEE for), would it not be cute if they used to crush on each other when they were college students!! music major toge was part of the dance club and spent a lot of time on campus for practice, same for yuta who had been a prodigy baseball player his whole life. from his club's practice spot, toge had a convenient view of watching yuta practice (as did many other students haha, man always had an audience). from observation and also through word of mouth, he knew that yuta was a very sweet person, friend and teammate. he took care of his team well and everyone looked up to him. toge was inspired by his drive and it motivated him to try his best too.

for yuta it was a much more private experience. while toge would sometimes just join the crowd watching yuta or sit somewhere alone on a day with less people, yuta was intensely shy. he came across his school's dance club profile on social media one fine day and that's when he first saw toge. 30 minutes of doom scrolling later on their page and it was over for him...let's just say toge was a really good dancer with lots of charm and personality in his style (and also has a little fanclub of his own!).

despite them mutually pining for one another from afar, they unfortunately only ever interacted once. they happened to both be on their way out of school, and it was the day before yuta and his team went off to the all japan university baseball championship. toge's got a good luck charm for him but is way too nervous to actually approach him. luckily for toge, yuta accidentally drops his student ID. and the little opportunist within toge comes alive and dives to grab it before yuta can even do it himself (he still cringes about this moment years later). yuta's brain is also doing an internal system crash but somehow doesn't combust when toge very calmly hands him his ID back with the charm underneath. he then walks off in what seems to be the fastest speed yuta has ever witnessed. after the moment is over, yuta uncovers the good luck charm tucked under his ID and then, he combusts.

it doesn't get better yet, they don't meet again for a long time. yuta and his team go on to win the championship, but when he returns to campus with all the glory and confidence in the world (to finally speak to toge), he can't find him anywhere. tldr: toge got scouted by a really good music label and got whisked away to trainee life at 19 in the period of time yuta was away for championships; it all happened very quickly bc toge was quite naive and dropped out of school for a shot at his dream career) (why do i feel like im writing a such a cliche romance plot !! haha)

we'll get to the bad parts immediately. toge knew trainee life would be hard, but he was willing to give it his all to debut. except things didn't really improve after debut. before he could even notice all the red flags, it all came crashing down at 23 when toge had been overworked to the point of damaging his vocal cords. he left the group shortly after, and eventually left the label all together. as for yuta, he was scouted to play for a foreign team and left japan. his career was a success overseas and he'd attained the status as japan's pride. all the things he'd dreamt of as a kid playing baseball with his dad had come true. but in true yuta nature, he was like, yknow what, i think i've done it all and i really miss my friends and family. so i'm gonna move my life back to japan! bye bye! (not gonna give him the successful athlete sustains career damaging injury plot no yuta closed the curtains with his own hands simply bc he missed his friends) i think at this point (age 25) he's only thought of toge from time to time as this sweet boy from his college days that was out of his league, he hasn't heard or seen him in forever either. that is until he returns to japan, gets like a million brand deals, collaboration offers and of course, invites to events and parties for the elites and celebs of japan.

a few weeks after he returned to tokyo, he's invited to a private party to celebrate team japan's success at the winter olympics, with his best friend rika as his plus one. he meets a lot of big name athletes there and quickly becomes friends with maki zenin, one of japan's best speed skaters, and yuji itadori, one of players of the national ice hockey team. (geez i wonder who maki's plus one is)

when he feels himself go past tipsy and approaching drunk, he excuses himself to the balcony for a breather. he's known to be extremely talkative after too much alcohol and he doesn't really feel like pissing off his new friends. when he steps out, he sees a single person smoking by themselves outside and cringes internally (he hates the smell!). but he finds that he won't be stepping back inside so soon, because somehow, he's met with the very beautiful face of inumaki toge.

yuta covers his mouth with his hands at the same time toge drops his cigarette.

#inuokko #ottoge #inumaki toge #okkotsu yuuta #inumaki #yuuta #i wasnt drunk while writing this but i certainly felt like i was #writing on tumblr always mean silly hours !#well if theres no angst la #i will draw what happens next one day i SWEARRRRRRRR #asks #ples excuse any typos and such i was just typing rly quickly and hehehe-ing like a crazy person #inuokko does that 2 me...

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milkovski · 2 years

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“show me what you’ve got tough guy ;)”

#its well. i drew something!!! and i think the face is cute!!!#dont look too hard at everything else!!!#art #gallavich #shameless #mickey milkovich #the thing about me is i will never draw something cleanly #that 7x10 art was an outlier hope that clears things up #mickeys floppy bit of hair my beloved #i will draw it always #not just because its easier for me to draw than his neat hair!!! (read: yeah thats why)#im looking at this and thinking *** **** *** *** *****#its censored cuz if i say it thats all anyone will see sgasdfsdgwefdsf #spongebob holding hands up meme wait #that wasnt n/sfw. its abt a mistake i made in the drawing #oh my god typo #this is why i should draft things first #ok i had to edit im so sorry #after all the rbs too sgsafsfdsdf well. well. well.

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aces-and-angels · 4 months

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Title: The MCAT

A/N: saw this beautiful piece of art by @oh-so-youre-a-nerd and had to stop what i was doing to write this

Character(s): OC: Enid Mendoza (she/her)

Summary: Before Enid became a lawyer, she was a lost pre-med student. @choicesficwriterscreations

Word Count: 484

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MCAT Testing Center; Brooklyn, New York; several years ago...

Numb. That's all Enid was. It'd been that way for much longer than she cared to admit. So she didn't. Indifference was masked with high marks and shallow nods. No one batted an eye at a nearly perfect GPA. Or a 520 on the practice MCAT. Instead, they cheered. Surprised her with an engraved stethoscope, pride shining in their eyes. What was left for her to do but smile back and take it?

The days felt like centuries and seconds all at once until the time finally came. Bright, fluorescent lights flickered from above- the air stale and dry. Around her was a sea of nerves- a girl obsessively toying with the same strand of blonde hair, a boy who couldn't keep his leg from bouncing, and her staring blankly at the small ticket clutched between her fingers.

#14.

Thirteen others stood between her and that test. Thirteen monotonous exchanges between strangers until it was her turn. The seats gradually emptied out, leaving more room for the harsh pounding in her chest. There was a familiar heaviness there- one she usually swallowed down and buried. But today the lump was bigger. Tougher. Begged to burst through-

"Number 14?"

A tired, deep voice knocked Enid back into reality. She glanced up and saw a man no older than thirty staring at her. From the look on his face, it wasn't the first time he'd called her number. Those still stuck in the waiting room turned to each other, confused. Then, one by one, their eyes pointed at her.

"Number 14? You can come up now," the man repeated.

"Um-" Enid slowly rose from her chair, a crumpled ticket in hand. But that thing inside her, whatever it was, wasn't going away. It rooted her feet to the floor, filled her limbs with lead.

"Miss, we can't start the exam until everyone is checked in." A thousand thoughts ran through her mind- everything she'd suppressed for years finally bubbling up to the surface. She didn't want this. Any of it. The life mapped out for her instead of by her. It wasn't hers. It wasn't her. "Miss-"

Enid ran before she could hear what he had to say. Through the doors, out the building, and into the congested city streets. Smoke billowed from the cars’ exhaust, its tendrils blown every which way by a cool breeze that nipped at her exposed flesh. There was no map laid out- no directions to follow. She went wherever her legs carried her. Past the apartment buildings, small cafés, and bodegas. She walked until the street signs were unrecognizable. Until her feet were sore. Until her frostbitten hands turned red and she finally registered the dampness on her cheeks as tears.

No one batted an eye at the girl falling apart. They just kept walking. And so did she.

#playchoices #choices #fanfic #my fic #laws of attraction #into the windverse #enid mendoza #this wasnt supposed to be enids debut but i couldnt resist typing all this out after seeing thia's art #short but sweet #and by sweet i mean angst-ridden #go look at and adore the art linked if yall havent #it's incredible #barely edited so if there are typos i probably wont find them till after i hit post LMAOOO #park & davis

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impostersyndromee · 6 months

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was just checking namemc to see if jaiden had changed her skin today and noticed her purgatory skin still has the little cucurucho paws

#im glad she kept that little detail o wasnt sure she would cause she said this was an amalgamation of a few different skins #qsmp #qsmp purgatory #jaiden animations #cucurucho #if there are typos in the post or tags ignore it im wearing gloves rn its a struggle

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your-fav-is-in-the-afterlife · 8 months

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#woo specil one (that wasnt a typo)#your fav is in the afterlife #your fav is in heaven #deltarune #spamton g spamton #spamton

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obsob · 2 years

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these three felt tip pieces of mine are now prints!! full images r already posted on my blog. u can buy them here! link

#mine #hehe!! there are very cute im happy with them #im running out of space for prints. im glad i got like an organiser tho i was just having all my prints in a. pile. which wasnt helpful jdks #also i lov it that th link in my bio just like stops being a link everynow n again djsbkd i shold make a pinned post #edit srry have removed id theres is a typo jdfbsdfks i'll add it back in later!

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moeblob · 1 year

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So turns out I have The Bronchitis..... which is annoying to know I've had something treatable for an entire week. BUT! I'm on the road to recovery now!

Starting yesterday I played some Potion Permit (which I've had purchased for a... while..... and never really played it until yesterday). I named my chemist Adam and he's just a really good boy! I hc him as mute? So like as he diagnoses people and treats them he just kinda. gestures and emotes a lot?

I was talking to someone about it yesterday like "it's so funny how I look at this romance option and go AH YES Dr. Strange. HE HATES ME AND I WILL MAKE HIM THE MOST MISERABLE PERSON ALIVE via friendship." And then I was on the wiki page and saw how the PPermit refers to bachelors/bachelorettes? "Romance Target". It feels like an assassination mark. I'm ready to kill this man with my love and he will hate every second of it.

#potion permit #chemist adam #idk if i ever discussed it on this blog and if i did i deleted it #but aside from fish names i normally name my characters?#ive fallen for the name adam and it all started as a typo bc my phone autocorrect my name to adam once #and i thought it was hilarious so every once in a while #if my mom says something i should have known but wasnt paying attention to i just go #oh idk this is adam #and she laughs bc i told her about the autocorrect #so shes like ah yes adam my bad im sorry #and then tells me the thing again #so anyway theres only two games ive used the name adam in and this is the second lol #i probably will draw more for ppermit later when i can function but im wheezing again so resting time

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cold-heart-warm-writings · 1 year

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Soul Eater characters’ search history

Soul Eater

How to cheat without getting caught

Cramming techniques

Jobs that don’t require an education

Why is my roommate yelling at me flowchart

Maka

How to get rid of a cat

Studying hacks for intense memorization

How to disown father

Can cats eat chocolate

Chocolate chip cookie recipe

Blair

Who let the dogs out

Chocolate chips or raisins

Recipes with pumpkin

Death the Kid

Symmetrical architecture

Satisfying organization videos

The most permanent hair dye black

Liz

Calming techniques NOT deep breaths

Ways to boost your confidence

Why is symmetry so important

How to kill but also not kill a man

How to calm a bitch down

Patty

How to ride a giraffe

How long is a lifetime ban from the zoo

How to conjure a ghost

Where to buy a ouija board

How to exorcize a ghost

Black Star

how strong is God

wait how many gods are there

My mom wants to know if God will let me into heaven if I defeat Them

Tryouts for American Ninja Warrior

Tsubaki

How to meditate in a chaotic atmosphere

Can God be bribed to admit defeat (more as a joke in frustration. She supports Black Star, but the poor girl is Tired ™ )

Do teacher’s lie in their exam questions

How to get 8 hours of sleep when your roommate is constantly screaming

#look I had so much fun with this - some of these might be a stretch idc it was so much fun i also wasnt sure about how they would type #some characters would have various typos but... idk i'm happy with this #:D #I like patty's the most ngl - she's a thing of absolute chaos #soul eater #soul eater headcanons #maka albarn #death the kid #liz thompson #patty thompson #black star #tsubaki #tsubaki nakatsukasa #blair soul eater #blair the witch #idk

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bylertruther · 2 years

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sorry, but i can't stop thinking about how enzo said "right, she saves your life because of friendship 🙄😏" to hop regarding joyce in the season that they're going through the same plot that mike went through in season one (where he's going to extremes to find will and stopping at nothing to save him, knowing all the while it could have killed him and his friends) and as lucas + max are going through the literal exact same plot as mike and will did in season two (where will is cursed/possessed by vecna and mike is at his side the entire way through, unwilling to let him go through this alone).

mike and will came out on the other side both times. mike didn't HAVE to go out, endanger himself, his friends, and his family to find will. he didn't HAVE to spend his every waking moment of that week desperately doing whatever it took to find will, even when others had given up hope. but he did it anyway. why? because of friendship? lucas and dustin are will's best friends, too. they joined the fight, they devoted themselves, too, but not like mike did. not even jonathan, who loves will more than anything, had that much unwavering hope and dedication. why?

in season two, mike didn't HAVE to glue himself to will's side and treat him in such an attentive and fiercely protective manner. he didn't HAVE to trail after will, attune himself to his each and every tell, or comfort him as much as he did. he didn't HAVE to go to will's house when he failed to go to school and strong-arm his way in when joyce tried to send him away. he didn't HAVE to stick by his side as it became clear that will was no longer just will, that there was an indescribable and otherworldly evil sitting within him, too. he didn't HAVE to stay at his bedside, both at home and at the laboratory, rousing from his sleep and immediately tending to will whenever he woke up. he didn't HAVE to follow them into the shed, where it was only them and this will that isn't will. he didn't HAVE to pour his heart out in front of everyone and set it in will's lap, pleading with him to please, please, please come back. no one forced him or prompted him to do this, as we've seen them do in seasons three and four, but he did it anyway; without hesitation and entirely earnest. lucas, dustin, and max all wanted to save will, too. they cared, of course they did, but not to the extent that mike did. mike was there from beginning to end and refused to be away from him until it was absolutely necessary. even then, he devised a plan to help, because of course he did. again, it was dangerous, risky, and there was no guarantee it would work. still, he did it anyway. why?

furthermore, when it comes to lucas and max going through the same plot that mike and will did, theirs failed to turn out the same way. mike is the only character on this show who has been able to pull someone out of a curse with just his voice. mike is the one that snapped will out of it whenever he used true sight. mike is the one that always finds him whenever he runs off, because he knows will better than anyone. it's after mike tells will that asking him to be his friend is the best thing he's ever done that will is seen communicating in morse code, having found his way to fight back and show that he's still there. mike has always seen will and understood him in a way that others don't. mike is the one that has repeatedly found vecna's weaknesses and devised plans to exploit them and hurt him, and had those plans actually work.

the show itself has painstakingly shown us from the very beginning that mike and will's relationship is different. it isn't like any other friendship or romantic relationship they have within the party. they show us the endless, unconditional, and unwavering devotion that mike has for will by putting them on these journeys that last entire seasons. they set the tone for the show and propel the plot forward.

those same journeys are then given to other characters that are in explicitly romantic relationships. many of the pivotal scenes for those relationships "coincidentally" happen to be frame-by-frame or direct dialogue parallels to previous byler scenes. yet... for whatever reason... the general audience seems to find the idea of byler to be impossible and nonsensical?

why is it that when joyce endangers her and her friend's lives and risks the very real possibility of not being able to go back home to her family to find hopper, it's seen as romantic, but when mike does it for will it's just friendship?

why is it that when hopper tells joyce that he just wants her to feel safe and does everything in his power to ensure that, it's considered romantic, but when mike tells will over and over that he won't let him get hurt and does the very same thing it's just friendship?

why is it that when hopper sleeps outside of joyce's house just in case she needs him and to not let her sit in this sorrow alone, it's considered romantic, but when mike sleeps on the floor beside will's bed after he learns of his possession and sleeps at his bedside at the lab after it's just friendship?

why is it that when nancy says she and jonathan are just friends that everyone understands they aren't, but when mike reiterates that he and will are friends, despite their conversation not being about romance at all, it's seen as something purely platonic, true, and not at all suspicious?

why would other romantic relationships on the show have frame-by-frame parallels in their undoubtedly romantic and pivotal scenes to previous mike and will scenes if byler isn't romantic?

why would they show us that mike is in a relationship where he is not understood or comfortable expressing his true self, and then have him tell will how it is that he needs to be loved and seen, only to then have will express that he does understand, see, and love mike in precisely the way that he needs and feels he does not deserve, if they are not romantic? why would they then have will reveal that mike's love for him is exactly what he needs, too, if not to show us that the love is there and it is real and that they're each other's true match?

why would they make mike himself finally state that his relationship with will is different from all of his others, that will is what makes home feel like home (and thus, by extension, is mike's home), that it's what makes life feel normal and right and easier, and that he wants it back, if it's all just friendship and nothing more? why is their relationship the one that he just can't lose? why is will the one person that he needs more than anyone?

why does he fight to keep this relationship in his life time and time and time again, each and every single season, but he is able to let eleven go every time? why does he abandon all respect for authority and whatever warnings people throw his way when it comes to saving will, but he is able to sit at home when it comes to eleven, his girlfriend? why does he intuitively understand what will needs from him and unashamedly provide it without will ever having to ask, but he cannot do the same for his other friends or his girlfriend? why does he allow himself to truly open up, talk, and be vulnerable and true with will, but not anyone else, not even his own family or his girlfriend? why is it always, always, always will... if it's just friendship?

why do we correctly assign romantic love and intention to the other heterosexual couples on the show, but when it's one boy loving another boy with everything he has and in every possible way that he can... suddenly that's just friendship?

i know that an overwhelming amount of people refuse to see their relationship as romantic because of homophobia and heteronormativity, but after a certain point... it just becomes ridiculous. inexplicable; an offensive bastardization and gross perversion of the original text.

byler is the blueprint. byler is the heart and light of the show. they're the original copy, the first to love and be loved. at this point, post-season four, if you fail to see that then that is a choice all of your own making. i'm tired of pretending like byler is built on subtext. it isn't. not anymore. not when m/f couples are doing the exact same thing that byler did first in precisely the same way. not when everything has been set up to show us what love and light can do, and which characters represent that love and light. not when the narrative is shoving it in your face for hours, reminding you with these characters' each and every action and inaction which other character it is that they love and choose. i'm over it.

byler is endgame. byler has been endgame. the love that they have for each other has never once lost; it has beaten the overwhelming odds each and every single time, a record which not all relationships can claim, and it will be what puts vecna in the ground for good and rids hawkins of all evil in season five. there is no other narrative but the one we've been given and to assume anything else is to purposely delude yourself tbh.

#byler #mine #like im LITERALLYYYYYY done bro im DONE #i was sitting n thinking and i was like ....#literally WHAT ship has byler NOT been paralleled to #WHAT plot has any other romantic ship had tht sealed their fate as being romantic / proved their romance that byler HASNT had too #it literally makes no sense to think they would do all of that OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN #sometimes even literally frame by frame or the same dialogue just slightly tweaked #if byler wasnt romantic #it is. it HAS been. they literally did it FIRST #crazy together existed before the show had even been CAST #this has been PLANNED over YEARSSSSSSS #bc it goes all the way to the beginning #like. please for the love of fuck be serious #we are Not the crazy ones here just because we actually watch the show and remember the shit that happens #anyway. wrote this on my phone so there is no way in hell im rereading #if there are typos or grammar mistakes galore or i never finished a sentence then too bad<3 read my post boy !

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