#that man is husband shaped

[andy-clutterbuck]

8x08 | How It's Gotta Be

#oh lord he comin #Rick Grimes #* #rg #S8 #richard please #enough #imagine rick controlling his cowboy daddy swagger #sounds fake #the swivel in the last gif #i am looking #i love me a dirty sweaty man #excuse me sir please put your forearms away thank you #form an orderly line to cosplay as his duty belt #if I lay here.....if I just lay here....you could step on me and that'd be fine #that man is husband shaped

[rainbowpopeworld]

Almost 7 months and the brainlichen are still in control 😈😇

#image description in alt text #have you heard the good omens word? #let me proselytize to you about our queer man-shaped beings #brainlichen #i made this #meme #good omens #good omens 2 #trojan horse #good omens memes #good omemes #ineffable motherfuckers #ineffable husbands #ineffable* #aziracrow #crowley #aziraphale #gomens* #neil gaiman #david tennant #michael sheen #oh no it’s queue

[margariemargarita]

you don't seem all that excited. is something the matter?

#the fcking head bob I CANT #he's so husband shaped #stupid sexy gorgeous wizard man #gifs #video games #gamingedit #vgedit #videogameedit #*edits: mine #bg3 #baldurs gate #baldurs gate 3 #gale #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #gale x tav #dailygaming #bg3 spoilers #bg3edit

[fiendishartist2]

my favourite buddy comedy duo

#that picture is so funny like yeah man :) theyre biblical besties. whatever makes you happy #i like drawing them so much ngl so shaped #my art #digital art #artists on tumblr #good omens #good omens season 2 #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #thats the ship name right?

[brainwormcity]

Picturing Crowley post-ineffable divorce dancing his ass off at the club. (Definitely 80s night) Ya boy loves the nightlife and I just know he'd be dancing in the dark, drinking scotch and miracling creepy guys into the dumpster out back. All I'm saying is imagine it: body glitter, tight pants and a black tank top. 😩

#Aziraphale you better get your man-shaped being #good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #good omens 2 #aziraphale x crowley #good omens crowley #ineffable divorce #david tennant #crowley my beloved #crowley good omens

[slut-for-bad-guys]

I've been talking about Vox as well as making "the TV is turning ME on" jokes and my partner said "I would have taken you more for an Alastor person" uhhh SIR. within the first episode I mentioned I didn't trust him??? What on God's green earth would lead you to think I wouldn't ADORE Vox?

#hazbin hotel vox #hazbin vox #hazbin alastor #hazbin #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #vox hazbin hotel #vox #alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #he said something about why but i dont remember #sir im so thirsty for that tv man #if not husband why husband shaped?

[anabetel35]

A little piece for an AU where Aziraphale isn’t exactly the guardian of the Eastern gate — not in practice, anyways — but guards a gate, at least, if what he does can be called guarding, heaven doesn’t really have a representative on Earth (yet), the serpent of Eden might not actually be a demon, but rather something a little different, and where the Bookshop and even a small cottage are still a few mistakes and centuries down the line.

(It’s all a WIP for now, still in the brainstorming phase, actually. I’ve got one other fic I need to finish before jumping into this. Plus, this is going to be a bit… seasonal, one might say :) )

#I shall be calling this thing ‘angel of the omen’ for now #if anyone can guess what this is based off of/ the second part of this crossover they get a little golden star :) #im probably going to have to start practicing carols again once I Finnish learning then Gomens theme song on the piano again… #coping with the inevitable coming of Christmas by writing gay fanfiction about two eternal man-shaped creatures #mixed with a Christmas fairytale/movie #good omens #aziraphale #crowley #anthony j crowley #a. z. fell #ineffable spouses #ineffable idiots #ineffable husbands #aziracrow

[isa-ah]

#whenever i see a cute plushie im like aw man let me look at you #then i turn it to the side and its like a 2 dimensional shadow on the cave wall #i hate that shit give me fat plump round shapes i want it to look good from more than 1 angle #< my husband disagrees entirely and prefers the flat heads which. yuck!!!!!

[intenseperpetualbrainrot]

Crowley when humans are brutally slaughtered in front of him: woteva woteva

Crowley when a kid gets a paper cut: awwww poppet! Shall I burn down the trees for you ♥️

he's so Matt Smith in the starship episode of Dr who coded I will not elaborate

#good omens #good omens season two #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #crowley #crowley and kids #love that man shaped being

[andy-clutterbuck]

Talking Dead | 2017

#S I R #Andrew Lincoln #* #andygifs #excuse me but The Nose™ #B E A R D #so full so plush #A CERTIFIED SPECIMEN #that man is husband shaped #gonna make like those ancient greek fantasies and fan him with palm fronds #H A N D S #those escaped strands of hair

[brinnybee]

love is stored in the wily old serpent

#my art! #good omens #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowley #aziraphale really could not stop touching crowley at all the whole season #you go get your man-shaped being babygirl heck yeah #i feel extremely normal about this scene #good omens fanart #good omens 2

[fbfh]

thinkin about dean winchester. hhhng. aauugh. ggghhh. thinking specifically about Zachariah yoinking you into a little limbo dream world and using you as bait to try and manipulate Dean into doing what he wants. You're the carrot, and threatening Sam is the stick (one he hopefully won't have to use). Dean comes to sitting on a comfy sectional couch, watching a football game, beer in hand. he looks around, taking in the rest of the cozy, suburban house he's in, and he notices the smell of food cooking from down the hall. delicious smelling meats and pies and potatoes waft through the air, carried on a warm spring breeze. birds chatter outside. a lawnmower starts running down the block. it feels... peaceful. and not the kind of peace that makes him antsy, makes him want to fuck everything up and run off into his own destruction, but the dangerous kind. the kind he could get used to. He waits for the panic, for his blood to start pumping, for his instincts to kick into hunting mode, but they don't his shoulders fall slightly, his muscles relax, his gaze softens. he finishes his beer, and a little voice in the back of his mind wonders when the other shoe will drop. before he can get an answer, someone behind him takes the empty beer out of his hand, replacing it with a fresh cold one. those same soft hands come down to rub his shoulders gently for a moment as you kiss his cheek. you smell sweet, and your lips are soft. Dean looks over at you, and in that moment, he knows that every girl in every bar and strip club and magazine is ruined for him. you walk around to sit on his lap, and kiss him again.

"Hey handsome," god, even your voice is hypnotic. "What's the score?"

"Uh..." he fumbles, trying to reorient himself as he catches you up. You play with his hair for a moment, making it even harder to focus. It's when your hand falls gently into your lap, and he notices the sparkling diamond ring glinting in the hazy sunlight that he loses his train of thought. Your brow furrows for a moment, noticing his strange behavior.

"You okay?" you ask. His gaze lingers on your ring finger laying atop your floral lacy apron, then trails over to his own left hand. He's met with a matching ring. There's a heavy yearning in his heart, something deep and vast and complicated, and it's reflected in his eyes. He looks up at you after a moment, trying in vain to play it off.

"Yeah." He breathes, voice softer than you've ever heard it. "Never been better."

A beeping noise comes from the kitchen, and you get up quickly.

"That should be the pies."

You lean over and press a quick peck to his lips, and he leans in, chasing you as you pull away.

"Be right back." You smile, scurrying back into the kitchen. He watches you leave, watches you walk down the hall that's full of photos of the two of you, of your families. Happy, smiling, whole families. He watches you adjust the strings of your apron, and he watches the flash of metal peeking around your ring finger. That heaviness, that yearning starts to solidify from something wistful to something more dangerous, sinking through his chest. In that moment he fears he's found his way into a trap he won't be able to get himself out of.

#drabbles #dean winchester #dean winchester x reader #dean winchester drabble #supernatural #supernatural x reader #supernatural drabble #husband!dean winchester #husband!dean #he's so hubby shaped #whenever I think of dean I think of 'MEAT MAN' #send me dean asks #and bucky asks!!!! #in an ask answering mood

[martianbugsbunny]

I don't think Aziraphale needs any interference from Gabriel to be smitten

#good omens #good omens 2 #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #I mean come on look at his face #those are the heartiest heart eyes I've ever seen on a man #or a man-shaped creature #if you look up smitten in the dictionary you find a pile of ash for one definition and this picture for the other #GOSH the way he looks at crowley when crowley is just TALKING what the HECK #HOLY CATS #(also this is a screenshot of a gif because the text and the image are important but idk how to do that myself) #so props to whomstever made it in the first place #martianbugsbunny ships

[certifiablyinsanez]

Crowley: “We’ve known each other a long time. We’ve been on this planet a long time; you and me. I could always rely on you, you could always rely on me. We’re a team, a group; a group of the two of us. And we’ve spent our entire existence pretending that we aren’t. I mean the last few years not really…And I would like to spend (mmm). I mean, if Gabriel and Beezelbub can go off together, then we can. Just the two of us. We don’t need Heaven, we don’t need Hell, they’re toxic! We need to get away from them, just be an us. You and me, whadda say?”

Aziraphale:

#don’t mistake me for a fool #I am a die hard aziraphale defender #if he has no fans i am dead #but this man shaped being fumbled the bag so hard it’s painful #I have more faith in Neil Gaiman than I do in god so it’ll be alright in the end #good omens #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #aziraphale x crowley #good omens 2 #crowly x aziraphale

[stellaluna33]

17th and 18th century clothing is great because it's like... Yeah! Let's have the MEN wear heels to emphasize their shapely calves for once!

#Fashion history #This post brought to you by me admiring my husband's shapely calves and wondering how he'd look in hose and breeches #😂 #But I'm serious: there WAS an emphasis on whether a man had nice legs in this period #He's got the gams!

[outislovescomics]

As far as Beast moments go, the implication that Hank just booked it directly to L.A like some sort of Simon Williams-based homing missile. has gotta be up there

#saw the previews caught up. waiting patiently for next week. #hank mccoy #listen we've been given nothing else so far. #I choose to believe he ran 2500 miles in a straight line towards his husband across lakes and through buildings #I promise this isn't just a hankposting sideblog I do care about other characters and media <- he said. only partially lying #its not my fault my main courses this term are all centered around genetics. I'm literally trapped on all sides you can't blame me AMFDSAKF #I can't believe I made this blog cause I was like 'damn I've been getting really into spider-man' #<- unaware of the large X-Men shaped missile heading towards him #x-force spoilers