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help 😭😭😭

My ao3 activity is so fucking predictable that when I scrolled on my laptop I opened the SAME FANFIC as I had just opened in a new tab on my phone.

#ao3 #struggling

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The monopoly government earns more from one person on super tax than you can earn at an absolute MAX from utilities and I think that's disgusting. What are you doing with my money? Get off it.

#monopoly #anarchy isnt always the answer #monopoly is shittttt #utilities #the loml

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Doctor Who Man: yeah we didn't want David to be in Jodie's clothes because we didn't want to put him in drag

David Tennant: what? Dude?

Doctor Who Man: yeah have your best interests at heart and all-

David Tennant: drag is my happy place. I try to do it at every opporunity

Doctor Who man, blushing: what?

David Tennant: fuck you I'm dressing up as Jodie and yk what? I'm wearing trans pins for the next century

#david tennant #doctor who #fourteenth doctor #trust me hes a doctor

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good omens is not a gay love story good omens is a story about how the innate purpose of all creation is to be kind, and people are fucking it up, and it's about how people in power are not inherently good solely because they say they are, BUT IF DAVID TENNANT AND MICHAEL SHEEN DON'T SNOG AGAIN me and Michael Sheen are both going to riot

#good omens #good omens season two #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #crowley #aziraphale #quiet gentle romantic

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They are a set, DO NOT SEPARATE.

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Neil Gaiman fans: his lord and saviour Sir Terrance Pratchett the third-

Terry Pratchett fans: you guys don't have to do all that- whattup Neilio?

Neil Gaiman: oh, hi! :)

Gaiman fans: Neilio??

Neil Gaiman: You will address me as sir or Mr Gaiman alone. AM I CLEAR?

#this is jokes #hes apathetic to the honorific #but also why arent you guys the favourite children #i dont care actually #good omens #neil gaiman #terry pratchett #sir terry pratchett #authors INNIT

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My s3 predictions (gomens)

- Either Bee and Gabe show up or Crowley becomes Grand Duke of Hell. I'm more into the Bee and Gabe showing up idea but hey if it doesn't happen Crowley will a hundred percent be grand duke.

REASONING: we know Gabe and Bee having been there are essential to season three because they were added to the show with the view to season three, so either you want the vacancy of the position or you want the presence of the character.

- Anathema returning

REASONING: I'm bi and I'd really like it Mr Gaiman sir. Also I'd really like this guy who's very Newt-like to ask me out. (Help is welcome.) It would just make me happy.

- Crowley being a petty bitch to Aziraphale's face and a mopey whore behind Aziraphale's back.

REASONING: have you met her.

- Jesus H Christ having unresolved sexual tension with a man or at least a male presenting person shaped thing.

REASONING: it's my gay show. I mean his priests like to shag children so men is very much arguably better.

- A cameo from someone on the crew. They'll pop up. This could range from Neil Gaiman himself (like god but shit (I've already got two cults I'm not making a third)) to like rando #3 and I will LAP THAT SHIT UP

REASONING: budget cuts do be like that.

- Aziraphale eating, Crowley watching.

REASONING: The ox ribs scene did not full on sprint a marathon for nothing to be eaten again.

- a sweet kiss

REASONING: otherwise Neil Gaiman will be homophobic, Michael Sheen will be homoerotic and David Tennant... Well actually I'm not sure David Tennant knows where he is so he probs won't know if he's snogged Michael Sheen again except in spirit.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.

#good omens #good omens season two #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #crowley #aziraphale #quiet gentle romantic #season three #good omens season three #good omens spoilers #kinda #at this point icba to tag #michael sheen #michael sheens homosexual tendencies #neil gaiman is a homophobe #specifically if this doesnt happen

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lady Jane grey is Crowley coded. I can defend this. I will not because it's so true.

(to the Americans if you don't understand do you deserve to (ask and you shall receive but I'm feeling lazy rn))

#good omens #good omens season two #ineffable husbands #crowley #lady jane grey #i warned you #i told you #shes my everything #my roman empire

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thinking about her and that's apparently more widespread as a Roman empire than previously thought.

but like when I was little it was (boiled to basics) a queen being executed. It was something about her being brought to her knees, falling from power to such an extent that she's being executed. It's something about the rich being slaughtered in finery - she's getting positively coaxed onto the chopping block. She's kneeling on velvet, for god's sake, but the end result will be the same. When I grew up a little, I began to think of her less as a queen and more as a lamb to slaughter. You learn to pity her, I think, but it doesn't matter.

Because the end result is the same.

#i am normal #so normal #paintings #art critics could never #the execution of lady jane grey #THIS PAINTING SLAPS #can't tell you how much i think about it #my roman empire

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Top ten relationships I want to see (more of) in season 3:

10. AH I DID THIS LIST 1 TO 10 BUT THE BENTLEY AND ANYTHING. I LOVE WHEN THE BENTLEY MOVES BREATHES LIVES SPEAKS. Who's the real God, the Bentley or The Real God because I'd wager the Bentley.

9. Muriel and Aziraphale. A less wanted one than others, but still up there. It's very indulgent from Aziraphale and awestruck from Muriel.

8. Crowley and plants. Grow better is such a quote. Let Az give him a plant please Mr Gaiman.

7. Crowley and children. Not a high priority more because I think I can get scraps regardless. But he's so sweet with them and it's very cute.

6. Bee and Gabriel. They're sweet together but also Gabriel's grim and Bee is lovely. But also they're sweet together.

5. Aziraphale and Michael. CALL ME CRAZY but I don't want a ❤️😍🤗 relationship I want to see them interact. They give high society talk - "Well, if it would trouble you so much, I know you don't have as much power as you once did," - double edged compliments.

4. Aziraphale and Uriel. ONCE MORE CALL ME INSANE. Their relationship reads to me like a coworker you get on with slightly. They exchange several wide eye glances like "get a load of this guy" about EVERYONE.

3. God and everyone. Let Her be like what the fuck is going on with these randos? What do you mean they're worshipping me? I make humans over 6 milennia ago and they're still thinking bout me? Obsessed behaviour idk

2. Muriel and Crowley. This makes sense, you might think, hmm is Aziracrow next? No. No it is not.

1. Anathema and Crowley. I don't care how it's done. Let me have my lesbian witch bitch squad or I'm calling homophobia on everyone involved in this project.

BONUS: The Metatron and not being a twat.

#good omens #good omens season two #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #crowley #aziraphale #archangel michael hate club #beelzebub #gabriel #bible fanfiction #i want him biblically

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So. This is my first post on here ever. I am a class A lurker. This may have already been covered but through all the gomens posts I've consumed I haven't seen anything about the red shoes on the coffee shop door. They could just be there as a symbol of The Red Shoe Movement, which is about women's empowerment.

However, there's also The Red Shoes (1845), a fairy tale from Hans Christian Anderson, as well as a 1948 film by the same name. In the fairy tale, a girl is controlled by a pair of red dancing shoes (and only really gets control of her self back when she cuts off her feet...ok maybe don't read this one to the kids). Center to the film is a ballet sequence telling the story of the red shoes, given to the main dancer by a demon-like shoemaker who then controls the dancer until the hero finally gets the shoes off her.

They appear in shots (s2e1) of both women as well as, very very briefly, Crowley. The first is Maggie entering the coffee shop, then we see them with both women during the lock-in scenes. Crowley walks quickly pasts them when he enters the shop to meet Aziraphale. (ETA they are also visible when A&C leave the coffee shop) We don't really see them again until Nina opens the coffee shop when the Metatron is standing in line.

Is this a *Clue* pointing to Maggie and/or Nina being controlled by the Metatrash? Or that the overall narrative is tampered with and being controlled?

I haven't really found anything linking them to anything else in GO, but it still seems a bit on the nose that they are hanging on the coffeeshop door.

#WAIT NO BECAUSE #that would make sense #it (Aziraphale's Actions) would only break crowley if he thought they had a chance #they knew they couldn't be together #but then maggie and nina are in love #and telling them they can be too #god #fuck the metatron #not a fan of that bloke

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gay people being homophobic tickles me. not like onwards other sexualities but like

Bisexuals: pick a side!!!

fucking hysterical. With this in mind:

Crowley: ewwww lord bee, did you just touch an angel

Aziraphale, cuddling with Crowley: can't believe you Gabriel. They should cast you into hellfire for this.

#good omens #good omens season two #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #crowley #aziraphale #beelzebub #but when aziraphale does it #i am bi #before anyone gets maf #mad #words are tricky

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Gomens morality is my Roman empire and I will continue to talk about it. (Fuck you).

WHAT MAKES AN ACTION MORAL?

Heaven=following God's plan. They know fuckall about the Plan though, so presumably, they're trying to quilt together the areas of patchwork that they do know. They're trying to do what they presume God wants while having no knowledge of that thing.

Hell=What's best for hell. "Oh, but why not the opposite of heaven?" Look at them. They're trying to get Armageddon, despite the assumption that Armageddon is part of the Plan. That's not trying to thwart the angels, that's doing what suits them (a victory on wherever battlefield.)

Humanity=divided. We have no figurehead, not like Heaven has the Supreme Archangel and Hell has the Grand Duke. Therefore, we have no agreement. You know what you think is moral and very little else.

Aziraphale is still thoroughly indoctrinated, but Crowley is humanity's. "You haven't annoyed me yet"/"But can I be?"/"Oh, sure." Additionally, I think he is just trying to point out flaws in the system. He's very Martin Luther with the 95 theses coded, idk.

#good omens #good omens season two #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #crowley #aziraphale

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The Metatron, about to tell an angel to the word what he'd like to hear: we love that you tell people what you're thinking not what they'd like to hear ❤️

#good omens #good omens season two #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #crowley #aziraphale #metatron #the metatron #the definite article is their pronoun your honor

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Crowley is unfortunately a woman in stem. Like we can't pretend they're an arts major. She's so physics coded, be for real. I would love her to be a history major as much as, if not more than anyone, but shes not. She is such a physics girlie.

Aziraphale: read this

Crowley: I don't read

Aziraphale, looking at Crowley's eight published theses: are you sure?

Crowley: fine can you make it stem then

Aziraphale: ...no you freak?

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Crowley top 10 hairstyles ranked according to me.

10. Bildad the Shuhite. I love him I know we all love him but c'mon. It's a haircut. It's there barely BC he's covering it mostly. C'mon.

9. Nanny Crowley. It's just not a banger. It's nice and serves it's purpose but it's not jumping out as spectacular to me.

8. The straggly little ginger bob in s1. Disaster puppy, so very Crowley, but.

7. Rome with the little laurel wreath metal tiara crown thing. Cute. Too ginger. But if it was the red holy shit I'd be on the floor all gay I mean all day.

6. Season one Crowley ginger quiff. Marked down for gingerness.

5. SHAKESPEARE TRIP. HEAR ME OUT.

4. Long hair. (It's far down, I know, but honestly it's not doin much for me. There's not an awwww, an ooooh, or an oh! So fourth.)

3. Angel hair. Angel hair. Angel hair.

2. LOOK the dark red season two quiff does things for everyone right? Also made my straight (?) friend go "it's not gay if they don't have genders right?" (yes it is but I love you for trying.)

1. Look I see your long hair Crowley takes and I raise you manbun Crowley. EZ top tier

#good omens #good omens season two #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #crowley #david Tennant #whats sleep #neil gaiman #neil gaiman is so wise #give him red not orange #correct #do give him red hair not orange

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don't thank me (az after doing the "wrong thing")/I'm not nice, I'm a demon, I'm not nice" (crow after doing the "right thing")

"can I thank you now?" "Best not."

Is thank you a buzz word or summing?

#good omens season two #good omens #good omens season one #mr gaiman is artful #try and eff this mr gaiman #eff this mind mr gaiman #You cant #wait and see #ill do something great one day