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prongsmydeer · 7 months

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Ayesha Liveblogs Shrek 3 and 4

The wild gendered expectations they have on Pinocchio to hate dinner theatre LMAO

"I am the rightful King of Far Far Away." On what grounds, Prince Charming?

Why does Shrek have to do all the knighting and christening of boats when Fiona is the royal heir? Even in Shrek we cannot escape the misogyny of inheritance laws

"Imagine an Ogre baby. They extra cry, and they extra poop." This is unfortunate foreshadowing for how many babies they're gonna have

"I am proud to call you my Frog-King Dad-in-Law." Ghkjhgkjhg Shrek is as preoccupied with Harold being a frog as Harold was with him being an Ogre

"You and Fiona are next in line for the throne." Again, I feel like Fiona has this whole like, princess her whole life thing going for her. Why does Shrek need to be ruling in any way

NOT KING HAROLD BEING SENT TO REST IN YE OLDE FOOT LOCKER BOX:

Why has Doris been thrown out of the bar!! Who is Mabel!!

"And you, Frumpypigskin." "Rumplestiltskin." "Where's that firstborn you were promised?" I think this is supposed to be foreshadowing for the next Shrek movie

"How does it happen?" said Donkey, as if he did not have at least five children (six if we count the missing baby, whose name is apparently Éclair)

"My stomach aches and my palm just got sweaty. Must be a high school." Relatable. Also the implication that Shrek went to high school. Was it an Ogre high school or a general high school for fairytale creatures

"My friend Tiffany thinkest thou vex her so soothly. And she thought perchance you would ask her to the homecoming dance." Tiffany confirming that the Shrekfucker community is alive and well

Not Arthur Pendragon being bullied by the nerds omg

Fgjkhkghkgjh Guin being repulsed by Arthur. Rough

I guess we know where Doris is!! At Fiona's baby shower

"I got you the biggest one, because I love you the most." HAHAHAHA not Snow White giving Fiona a PERSON as a present

HAHAHAHAHA I love Pinnochio double negativing Charming into confusion

"He'll never fall for your tricks!" [Nose grows] Pinocchio knows Shrek is very gullible

Most of Shrek's problems are related to just being too strong to handle his own body

How long does Shrek think he can hide the fact there are other heirs to the throne. Does he think if he waits til they're in Far Far Away, Artie won't turn back?

"Somebody help! I've been kidnapped by a monster trying to relate to me." This movie strongly feels like it was written by the parent of a teenager LMAO

"Please leave any bad vibes outside the healing vortex." Me trying to talk to my parents

"My dad wasn't really the fatherly type either." 1) The plot of this movie is simply Daddy Issues: Shrek Edition and 2) Are we finally going to find out where some of the other Ogres are?

I guess we have taken until the third movie to confirm that some, if not most, Ogres, are pro-eating each other, at least. Shrek's father said, I put you in this world, I can take you out

"People used to think I was a monster. And for a long time, I believed them. But after a while, you learn to ignore the names that people call you, and you just trust who you are." SOMETHING SOMETHING METAPHORS FOR OPPRESSION SOMETHING SOMETHING MY HEART

"That Charming makes me hotter than July." Why did Rapunzel say 'ew,' isn't she the one that Charming calls Kitten Whiskers lmao

Update from 30 seconds later: I got an immediate answer to this question in the form of Rapunzel betraying them

Also: Is the topiary supposed to be Lillian or is the implication Charming's first act in this coup was to replace the garden sculptures jkhgkjhg. I've been thinking it for a while but Lillian and Charming really do have the same hair and general face shape:

"Shrek will be back soon, and you'll be sorry." Fiona why do you need Shrek, you can take out a band of ten Merry Men by yourself!! Are you hesitant to fight because you're pregnant? This movie should really be about Fiona and not Shrek

"Get yourself back to Worcestershire, kid." Bold of them to choose this name for Artie's hometown hahahah

HAHAHAHA Artie defeats Merlin's magical insecurities by having a tantrum

Efhjkfhkfjh the implication that Donkey has been suppressing his inner heehaw for two whole movies. Poor Puss in Boots

"He's a star, people! Hello? I'm so sorry about this, Mr. Shrek." Artie's best quality as a leader is his ability to think on his feet

"I wasn't right for the job. I just needed some fool to replace me." IT'S A GOOD THING YOU'RE NOT THE ROYAL HEIR OF FAR FAR AWAY SHREK, FIONA IS! IT'S HER THRONE AND HER DECISION, U DINK

Shout-out to Cinderella's slowly dwindling mental health, she's got some of the most labour-intense and psychologically difficult backstory kghkhjg

Oh hell yeah Julie Andrews as Mama Lillian showing where Fiona got her fighting skills

"Okay girls, from here on out, we're gonna take care of business ourselves." AS THEY SHOULD!

HAHAHAHAH Snow White's singing scene is all I remember from this movie. Get 'em girls!!!

Cinderella throwing her glass shoe, Sleeping Beauty tripping them with her narcolepsy, Doris tripping the men up with her leg that didn't fit into the shoe. I love that the mechanisms of their fighting are the same as their confines in the story

"Shrek only said those things to protect you." And because they were true! He was also dishonest with Arthur lmao

Awwww the Shrek fan club in the audience. He really is a beloved by the people, in his way

"If you don't mind, could you kill me, and then sing?" Charming really should've put a muzzle on Shrek if he wanted him to be a silent participant in this play

Shrek's strongest asset by far is the community of people he and Fiona have built (the fairy tale creatures, the princesses, Doris, the dragon, the citizens of Far Far Away)

"Don't you ever wish you could be something else [other than a villain]?" Arthur yet again comes through with his gift of gab

"What Steve's trying to say is it's hard to come by honest work when the whole world's against you." Steve and Ed the Evil Trees raise very point

"I grow daffodils, and they're beautiful." Love this for Captain Hook

"It's yours if you want, you know. But this time it's your choice." WHY IS IT NOT FIONA'S CHOICE!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE NOT THE PRINCE, SHREK!!!!

You know, if the only remaining complication of switching bodies is losing your tail for a bit, that's not the worst

"I think the kid's going to be a great king." "Well, for what it's worth, you would have too." SO WOULD YOU, FIONA, AS HEIR TO THIS KINGDOM!!!! Raised as a princess!! The plot of this movie is so bizarre

I love how much Lillian loves her weird little family. No Judgement Mum

Tag yourself, I'm the "Where's the Baby" Dwarf kjghjghjh

Well, even if it's not something Fiona specifically identified as wanting for herself instead of ruling, I'm happy they get to have their happy little family in the swamp and a nap

Onto: Shrek 4

I will not lie to you, I am mostly watching the fourth Shrek because I went to Shrek trivia and we missed a bunch of questions related to the fourth movie LOL

Why does the animation look so funky in this one? It's giving a bit of Monster by Mistake/direct-to-video sequel

How are Shrek's babies old enough to speak but Donkey's still look the same even though they're at least 9 months older?

Is the plot of this, much like the second Incredibles movie, 'I can't believe that I, a father, have to parent'

I know people have been committing Ogre Microaggressions all day and that he wasn't the first to destroy the cake (Donkey licked and the Pigs ate the first one) but what kind of a father destroys his own children's birthday cake. Get some therapy, Shrek

"I wouldn't expect you to understand, it's not like you're a real Ogre. You spent half your life in a palace." "And the other half locked away in a tower." 1) What a thing to say to someone who became an ogre permanently FOR YOU, and 2) She got a point there, Shrek

"You have three beautiful children, a wife who loves you, friends who adore you. You have everything." Shrek said: God Fiona, have you ever heard of an introvert

Lmao @ this movie retconning the fact that Shrek and Rumplestiltskin have already encountered each other when Arthur took the throne

Shrek representing the very real experience of not reading the terms and conditions every time you sign off:

"It's me, Shrek, your best friend." After four movies Shrek finally admits that Donkey is his best friend hahaha

Gingey being in a cookie fighting league jkhfkfh on brand for him

Why is there such a large proportion of witches in Rumpelstiltskin's palace hahaha, I get that there were more than a few, but Rumpelstiltskin seems to hang with witches exclusively?

"I ended Fiona's curse." Technically yes, but did u really Shrek? You just ended the switcheroo to her original human form, not the resultant transformation

I gotta say, the soundtrack moments in this film are so far a lot weaker, BUT I do love Shrek rescuing Donkey, His Best Friend Who Doesn't Know Him, and covering his eyes as they go through the roof:

As if to challenge me on that last point, they had Shrek sing an off-key rendition of "You've Got a Friend," which was delightful

Donkey looks particularly off in this movie and I've just realized it's because of the texture of his fur. It was smooth and growing in a similar direction for three movies, and now it's super coarse and messy

"You should never sign a contract with Rumpelstiltskin." Not Donkey having more common sense than Shrek HAHA

"You gonna have to take me to dinner first." I will take this as Donkey coming out as bisexual

"Fate has delivered us a comrade-in arms and for that we are thankful." The implication that Ogres do have a society and Shrek just chooses to never interact with them bc HIS FAMILY is the only one who loves terrorizing is VERY FUNNY

I love how Shrek also seems to be one of the smallest Ogres. Little man

I thought the idea of Fiona staying an Ogre was for her to subvert the beauty standard (which like, another conversation, 'cause she looks fine as an ogre) but they had to make a point of her being a sexy warrior ogre HAHA:

(I can see why this film didn't do that well with audiences)

Why is Fiona the ONLY female ogre? Where are the women!!

"Well, I see who wears the chainmail in your family," said Donkey, both correct about Fiona's fighting prowess and unaware that his wife is a Dragon ten times his size

Took me a sec to realize why the water would be threatening to the witches kjhgjghjgh (not poison, just dealing with Dorthy Dousing Disease)

OHHH Cookie is an Ogre who loves cooking, I had wondered about that in the Shrek trivia

"Shrek, do my babies have hooves or talons?" Donkey is SO excited to be a father!! I love that for him

Lmao @ them suggesting Shrek stresses Puss into being physically fit with the fights he causes

"[Candy]'d work on me." I guess there is another woman Ogre, but not with a scanty outfit! Only Fiona gets Ogregectification

I do love the falling in love while sparring. Couples MMA league:

I love that Puss in Boots is immediately Team Shrek/Fiona

"You are a catastrophe." "And you, are re-donkulous." [Shared laughter] Hahaha I like that the only obstacle in Puss and Donkey's friendship was they needed to meet sooner to avoid the competition for Shrek's attention

"I can't believe I let this happen, and it's all because of you." In fairness to Shrek, no one could see inside the carriage

They spent the entire animation budget on this frame of Puss in Boots:

I do like them subverting the expectation that just a kiss would solve their problems when love is what they need

"Then where were you, when I needed you?" Thinking of ways to become an absentee father

"Please stay tuned for a message from our tyrannical dictator." I wish all political announcements were this honest

There is something fun about the circling back to Shrek 1 Mob

"If your life was so perfect, why'd you sign it all away to Rumpelstiltskin in the first place?" "Because I didn't know what I had until it was gone, alright?!" Fiona even reminded you! Get some therapy Shrek

"What are you talking 'bout, cracker?" I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY GOT AWAY WITH PUTTING THIS IN A CHILDREN'S MOVIE (point of clarification: It was said to the Gingerbread Man)

DID PUSS IN BOOTS JUST KILL GINGEY???? AH?????

"I'm just a frightened old man." "Don't listen to him, these Ogres are crafty." "That is your father painted green." Pinocchio finally gets his revenge on his dad for selling him to the Duloc Guards hahahaha

Shrek giving up his freedom to save the other Ogres 😭😭😭😭😭😭

"Nobody's smart but me," said Rumpelstiltskin, while leaving the only two people who could break his spell together to fall in love:

HAHAHAHAA how could they have Trojan Horse'd Rumpelstiltskin SO QUICKLY after being freed?? It is the SAME NIGHT, 2 MOVIE MINUTES LATER:

"I'll call you! We're in love." If there's one thing Donkey is willing to do, it's commit to the bit

I love that the way they keep Dragon at bay is both a callback to the first movie and a callback to the phrase Fiona has tied knots with throughout the movie. A rare moment of good writing it in this funny little movie

I guess in lieu of Shrek's other friends knowing him, it's an Ogre-only revolution

"Looks like we're having curly-toed weirdo for breakfast." So ogres eat ogres AND people. Four movies for someone to confirm it explicitly!!

"You know what the best part of today was? I got the chance to fall in love with all over again." A very sweet reflection about a problem Shrek caused himself

Lillian is genuinely so accepting of her bizarre family 💞 She doesn't care if she married a frog or if her grandkids are ogres

I can't believe they saved two of the best soundtrack songs and this fun character montage of moments throughout the series for the end credits!

Overall, I would say I prefer the first three Shrek movies (and especially the first two) but if they put out another one, I would probably watch it LOL

#ayesha says things #ayesha liveblogs shrek #liveblogging #shrek the third #shrek forever after #films #back to our regularly scheduling program after this #long post

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lilover131 · 1 year

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Clear Card Chapter 72 Analysis

Sorry for the delay y’all! Still dealing with some real life stuff, but I’m in a much better place emotionally! I’ll try to make sure I’m not so late next month!

In this chapter, not a lot actually physically happened, but we DID get answers, some of which I’m not sure how I feel about. Enjoy my “gif of the month” above (trademark from Cinzia. Hahahaha) and my thoughts below under the cut! I apologize again in advance for the crappy red page screenshots from youtube. I currently have no way to get good quality English scans, so this is how it’s gotta be for now!

The color spread is GORGEOUS as always, but has a rather lonely and somber feeling to it. Sakura has an expression like she is empty and missing something, and maybe the ‘jewels’ in front of her represent the memories she has lost as a result of the timeline change. Beautiful, sparkling memories, and she absentmindedly reaches towards one with such a gentle looking cradle. The crystal she reaches for reminds me quite a bit actually of the crystals that actually showed memories in Clockland. I could be overthinking it, but honestly when you’ve read CLAMP mangas as long as I have, you find yourself doing it a lot. Hahahaha.

The chapter itself starts off with Lilie and Sakura meeting in the dream world, right where we left off in the last chapter. Sakura remarks about how Lilie looks just like Akiho, and Lilie seems overjoyed by this. But of course she would be, she’s her mother! However, the tone shifts not long after when Sakura asks her if she knows Akiho, and the look on Lilie’s face is so painful. She’s clearly saddened to never know her own daughter, and to know in this timeline that she’s not even her daughter at all anymore must be heartwrenching. To make matters worse, this version of Lilie is still only a child, so it must have been so difficult for her growing up just knowing everything that would happen after. She probably had to grow up faster than most children, and especially with so much pressure from her clan on top of things!

Lilie explains that she had tried many times before to talk with Sakura directly, but she seemed to get mixed up in her premonitions instead and was unable to say anything. Flashes of dreams Sakura has had in the past show, such as the beginning where her key was being pulled, the dream with the dragon, and all of these were apparently intended to never have a cloaked figure at all. Every dream with a Cloaked Figure appearance was literally just Lilie trying to talk to Sakura. LOL.

We then finally get an answer to a big question, and that is regarding the Cloaked Figure Syaoran. Turns out Sakura was having a dream of Kaito pretending to be Syaoran, and Lilie got mixed up in this one too, so it blended together to make what we saw as Cloaked Figure Syaoran. I’m glad we have answers, but I’m also somewhat…frustrated? It feels awfully anticlimactic in the end and turned out to be a Lilie oopsie, but I’m also frustrated cuz’ I made like a BAJILLION THEORIES ABOUT THIS AND ALL OF THEM ARE WROOOONNGGGGG!!!! -huffs- I give up. Clearly trying to theorize about CLAMP series is futile and they will always, always trick you.

-deep breath-

I was kinda hoping for a slight Syaoran brainwashing for funsies and drama, but alas it seems that is not the sort of story CLAMP is going for, and that is all right. I have seen plenty of amazing Syaoran moments in Clear Card (WHICH WE GET TO SEE ANIMATED NOOOWW), so I really can’t complain.

Lilie also clears up another question we’ve had by stating the cards Sakura made in the previous timeline no longer exist, but her connection to the Sakura cards are stronger than ever. She also mentions that the power of the forbidden magic can only rewrite history so far back and cannot go beyond the time the caster was born (aka Kaito). Because of this, there are parts of Lilie’s past he could not rewrite due to her being older than him. This is also why Lilie is reaching out to her at this age, since this is a time before Kaito is born and could not be touched by the magic.

She tells Sakura that she has a message for her, and when asked if she’s able to see the future, she advises that she can, and even the future beyond her death. Sakura, being the caring person she is, seems worried about her. Surely she’s heard stories from Eriol about how tough it was for Clow to always see the future, and he never wanted that for Sakura. She asks Lilie if it hurts to always know what is to come, and Lilie, although seeming sad about it, has a absolutely beautiful response. “The things I can do…and the things I can’t…make me the person I am”.

Honestly, what a wonderful thing to say. I feel like this can really be taken to heart for nearly all situations in life. You are you. Do what you can, and don’t distress over what you cannot. You are still you, and these are all pieces of the puzzle that makes you.

Lilie then gets to brass tax and tells her exactly what she needs to hear. She tells her straight up that her memories and life have been rewritten. Sakura is obviously very surprised by this, and Lilie goes on to state that Kaito even mislead Momo into thinking his intention was to swap Sakura and Akiho (now I feel much less bad for thinking the same, considering even Momo was fooled, but it also confirms that this is exactly what CLAMP wanted us to believe). He deceived Momo so she would not know his true intention was to take on the artifact himself, because clearly she would’ve absolutely smacked the shit out of him and talked him out of it. Because Momo believed he intended to switch the girls, she tried to give hints to his ‘motives’, but because she too was deceived, she was off the mark in her warnings. Lilie even calls him an idiot basically in a whisper, and I just find this hilarious. He’s just going to be marked ‘idiot’ for eternity. But one thing Momo said still reigns true even though she was wrong about his intentions, and that is the question of “What is Happiness to you?”. Lilie tells her that her answer and the ‘other Alice by her side’, are one in the same. And we all know very well what this is about. Obviously happiness to Sakura and Akiho is to have the ones they love by their side, and dammit that includes Kaito!! Lilie confirms this by stating that what happiness could there possibly be in a world where the people you hold dear are gone (I’M LOOKING AT YOU KAITO).

It's at this moment that the dream starts to break, and Lilie advises that she likely will not remember the conversation they had after she wakes due to the forbidden magic being able to reach her, however Lilie is safe due to existing in a time it cannot touch. Before Sakura is kicked out of the dream, Lilie tells her she believes in her, and goes on to elaborate the both of them, which includes Akiho.

With that, Sakura wakes up in Syaoran’s arms, and he is clearly very worried about her. But one very interesting and telling thing is how Syaoran responds to her here. Sakura says “huh..?” and he says “Don’t you ‘huh’ me!”, which very much reminds me of the somewhat snarky Syaoran we knew and loved from the original series.

Cinzia very graciously confirmed that the Japanese speech isn’t much different here, and that it has the same tone. So what this tells me is that Syaoran never actually changed at all. The version we have seen of him in Clear Card so far was him essentially constantly worried and trying his best to protect Sakura. But in this timeline, where none of this has happened, he is far more at ease and can be his true self, like Yue once spoke of. He mentioned Syaoran was always honest in his feelings and how he expressed them, and he has been hiding that. This is a flash of Syaoran’s true real self!! So to all the people who said they didn’t like Syaoran the way he is now and how he’s changed, I leave you with this.

Sakura says she had a dream about someone who looked like Akiho, and even Syaoran teases her a bit and says something about a “sister complex”, and honestly I find that really funny. Syaoran legit thinks Sakura is just dreaming about her own twin sister. Hahahaha. But he quickly realizes this is different and that she might’ve had a premonition. Sakura states she can’t remember, but she does remember that whatever it was that was said to her was important, not just for her, but for everyone. She seems determined, so I’m sure she’ll figure it out.

The chapter ends there, and I think in the next chapter, it will likely have a lot more Akiho, perhaps something to do with the watch she’s been left by Kaito, and I think this will help trigger Sakura breaking through the forbidden magic. What happens from there, I have no idea…but it should be fun!

Until next time!

#cardcaptor sakura #clear card #manga #chapter 72 #spoilers #analysis #chrissy talks a lot #sakura #lilie #akiho #syaoran #momo #kaito #I HATE BEING WRROOONGGGGG #But I was at least right about some things

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worldsentwined · 27 days

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oooo 1, 7 and 17!!! what fascinating questions!!

Right?? These questions are fascinating but they are also COMING FOR ME SO HARD hahahaha

1. what are 3 things you’d say shaped you into who you are? Here is another one for my therapist lol, I feel like I am in a constant state of picking apart what made me Like This. In a fun turn of events, I now have 3 asks in my inbox and all of you asked this question, so each of you is going to get one third of this answer in your ask. So here's Thing Number One!

First and most Obviously Traumatic is getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes at age 10, which has had a huge impact on how I think and how I manage my life. Pros: this has wired my brain to Stay On Top Of Things* and go to the doctor regularly and create routines that will support my overall health etc etc. I'm very good at managing it, to the point that I don't even realize how much extra work I'm doing until someone points it out, and it also makes me predisposed to handle other things in a similar way. Cons: if any piece of this careful system gets disrupted (lose my job and therefore health insurance, forget to pick up a prescription, insulin pump breaks**, etc) I WILL DIE. Or at least, some of these things could kill me, so that is what my anxiety tells me whenever anything disruptive happens. Additional con, I have SO much anxiety. Apparently this is what happens when your brain has to do the job of your pancreas. *while typing this last night I realized something had gotten Very Fucked Up with my insulin pump supply order, which so derailed me that I had to save this as a draft and come back to it a day later. Which gives a bad impression of the competence I'm describing, but the supplier for my insulin pump supplies is so incompetent that it negates all of my efforts on a regular basis. **my insulin pump breaking and the ensuing anxiety spiral around choosing a new one is the thing that finally got me to find a therapist. Which, thank god I did, but still.

7. what scares you the most and why? I didn't mean for the last question to segue into this when I started answering it, but see above for one of the top contenders. I'm afraid of a lot of things, to the point where I can't often articulate what specifically scares me about a situation, but "catastrophic failure of the medical device keeping me alive" is pretty clear-cut. The fact that I've been through it once and survived it does not seem to help. I do actually have contingency plans in place in the event of something like that happening again (I have to keep a whole separate kind of insulin around that I keep throwing away without using it just in case my pump breaks and I have to go back to injections. Which makes me furious, but that's another post) but it's still terrifying.

17. name 3 things that make you happy Thank god this question is last haha, I need to recover from the first two.

Singing! And music in general, but getting to be Part Of The Music is a nice bonus. It has been really good to have a group of people to sing with on a regular basis, and now that I live by myself I can just wander around the house singing whenever I want.

Going for walks in the park. I was so mad when I accidentally tricked myself into having a regular exercise routine a few years ago (this was also for diabetes anxiety related reasons) but yeah it turns out that going outside for my silly little lunch break walk is good for my mood as well as my blood sugar. Also sometimes I get asked for directions by tourists and it feels nice if I can actually help them.

Weirdly specific one, but people remembering my dietary restrictions (have to eat gluten free in addition to being diabetic) and cooking me food or choosing a restaurant to accommodate them without having to be reminded. Some of my friends (who cook a lot of stir fry and other rice-based stuff) keep a bottle of tamari around specifically so they can use it instead of soy sauce if I'm coming over.

#thanks for asking!#this one got INTENSE haha #but it's good to talk about #turns out that never talking about the things causing me anxiety was causing more anxiety #who'da thunk?#replies

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aajjks · 3 months

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TC!dad!JK

“please forgive me, jinseoul. i love you so much. i promise to get revenge, i swear i will” nami begs on her hands and knees, holding an old garment of jinseoul’s close to her body. “i will strike tomorrow and—“ before nami could finish her sentence, jungkook barges through the cabin door and is restrained by two guards holding her arms.

“HAHAHAHA!!! YOU BITCH I FOUND YOU” jungkook yells, murderous eyes locked on hers and in a panic, nami tries to fight against the guards to free her arms but they only squeeze her arms tighter in their grasp.

“YOU KILLED MY SON-WHY?! HE LOVED YOU AND YOU CLAIMED TO LOVE HIM! THEN WHY??!”

nami smirks. this might be easier than she thought this would be. all she has to do is prey on the looming guilt that is evident in his voice then the king will die, not by her hands, but his own. she takes pride in knowing that the king is suffering because regardless, she’ll win in the end.

“ANSWER ME OR YOU DIE RIGHT HERE- well you are going to die nonetheless but not before I get my answer”

“I’ll torture you so slowly and painfully you’ll beg me to kill you”

SLAP

dr. lee gasps, after hours and hours of cutting, removing, fixing, and adjusting, he’s finally got the prince’s heart to beat.

“someone!! get the queen!!! we’ve got a pulse!!!” he says.

“oh your highness, i didn’t kill your son” nami laughs “you did. you killed your own son, struck him with that same hand, and blame me when it was you who hurt him. you hit your own son when all he wanted you to do was understand him. just a second ago you chose his mother over him, so why are you pretending you care when deep down inside you don’t you can always make another son, right? hahahahahHAHAHAHAHA”

“YOU KILLED MY FATHER!!! it’s only right i take away what’s precious to you too. and even if i don’t kill you, i know you’ll do it for me. won’t you, jungkook? you’ll kill yourself and leave your wife and children all alone because you’re a coward which means, i win”

Jungkook cannot help but laugh, she really thinks that she’s got the upper hand? A little girl like her thinks that she can guilt trip him?

A lot of his enemies have tried the exact same trick, but little does she know that he always ends up winning. “Oh you silly little girl.” Jungkook stalks towards her,, whispering in a crude tone, “I am not my son. You may be able to manipulate him but not me.” But he is thankful to her for answering his questions.

He had a feeling that this was about revenge, but he was thinking about the fact that it might have to do something with her mothers side of family, but he’s actually a little shocked to know that she did this for her father.

And now Jungkook will do this for his son.

“Thank you Nami, but I’ll see you in hell. And please say hello to your father from me,” his words are cruel, and if she tries to attack him but before she can, Jungkook smirks as he wields out his sword, and soon he pierces it through her abdomen, the men hold her body firmly so that their king can take his revenge, the sound of his sword piercing through her skin is actually really cringey but he’s so used to this, jungkook feels an adrenaline rush when he sees her eyes start to bulge out, her mouth is agape and she is gasping for air,

Too bad for her because he stabs her once again, he grits his teeth as he strikes her again, and again, and again. She might have stabbed his son once but he is stabbing her as long as he wants to.

He stabs her for a good 18 times and her blood pools all over the floor- even on his clothes and face, it’s so satisfying, because his son was just 18.

He feels alive again. Whenever he kills for his family he feels so alive.

she took his life away- and she even dared to blame it on him? “you bitch you killed him not me. If he was alive, he would hate your guts!” Jungkook growls, his eyes burning holes into her almost lifeless body.

And soon she goes limp.

She never deserved him. Jungkook finally withdraws his sword from her body, the blood all over him, he inhales the fresh smell of her blood, and smiles so brightly.

The guards take the hint and drop her body on the cold hard floor. Her dress which was once beige is now all red and frankly it is the most beautiful view to him right now.

His son’s killer is dead right in front of his eyes.

Now he can die in peace.

But shouldn’t he let you know first?

He’s avenged your son. Now you’ll be proud of your jungkook.

“LETS GO BACK TO THE PALACE AND BURN HER BODY.”

#ask: tc!jungkook

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nani-nonny · 6 months

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I swear nonny am about to go to your house and enter just to ask you; WHY YOU MADE IT SO SHORT?!?!?!/HJ

Ngl, i was watching gameplay of video game call " ghost trick " until i got email notification about your " am blue " it took me half minute to realize it's; 1- from you. 2- it's " I'm blue " fic 💙💙💙💙.

I start reading and what else?! Mf Old timer strick again with LCD, am.so close to tackle that mf to STOP BULLYING HIM!! He had enough!/j

Like the cry bullied baby he is, LCD leaves immediately to his tent to cry leaving the big boys to talk.

Blue chewing the jerky reminded me of that one obnoxious kid who chew gum just so he doesn't focus on the lecture in classroom 🤣

When DMD asked old timer why he get called old timer i felt; 1- bruh moment because " old timer = old as fuck ". 2- What if LCD's turn came up?!? ( now idk what i must get worried about?! LCD get exposed to the rest of the leos or WDS's fic end & bishop... Nani you're torturing me).

So back to the name choosing and no lies or disrespect? I feel you took half of chapter describing what old timer feels whe he got asked the question 😂 it made me think " yo nani are you trying to skip or give little details in the fic?! Answer me! " 🤣

After 24 years, old timer finally answer with he's obviously older which wants me to pull the " you don't say " meme xD

Then here comes the age reveling where i get to know REUNION IS 61!! AFTER THAT IS DMD WITH 49 And WDS is 44 and i bet you money on it; LCD is the youngest!! I just know it!! (Which make it more funny because the middle kids are gonna bully the youngest for begin a killer)

Reunion's Audacity calling them " children " made me laugh, imagine his old ass whenever he regroup with them he say " okay kids/children... " or " kids that's enough " 🤣🤣

And then he turns to LCD's tent and called him out remind me of mom when she says " you're (name doing something) tomorrow " which DOESN'T help me sleep at all.

It would be funny if LCD wasn't sleep but after hearing Reunion's order he REALLY isn't getting any sleep LOL.

AND THEN THE BIG STUFF HAPPENS!! My dude slips and admits he didn't win the war on his first try and man oh man!! He cracked some gears into the two (who knows maybe 3 if LCD wasn't sleep).

And then dipped and left like a dad announcing he's going to get the milk.

Leaving DMD & WDS, am sure WDS WANTS to share about his ghost brothers but after knowing DMD lost everyone... Yeah he said nope to that, NANI YOU'RE TORTURING THEM!!!

Hahahaha! All I’m Blue chapters are about 1-2k words long heheh

Also, you have me on your notifs? :((( thank you /pos

Achilles(LCD) just makes it so easy for Old Timer (Reunion) to tease him. /j Old Timer’s totally not trying to see where Achilles’s limits are so that he knows where are the good places to step in a field of metaphorical landmines /hj

“Nani you’re torturing me” I’m not trying to :) /t

Old Timer is a sentimental old man whose therapist told him it was okay to take a moment to himself to think long and hard. And he’s trying not to spill too much about himself, so he has to take a moment to think or he’ll say too much, as seen at the end of the chapter :)

Yess!!! Age reveal! Old Timer is the oldest at 61, Barbarian (DMD) is 49 (I thought a lot about what his age is and nearly made him 53 because it made more sense for the DMD fic but he also greatly exaggerated his age in his fic so… *shrugs*), and Big Blue (WDS) is the youngest at 44 (he’s currently 1 or 2 years younger in his fic at the moment).

Old Timer’s original age was going to be 70, but I cut him some slack and reminded myself that he’s not that old, I’m unconsciously trying to make fun of him. But he does have some elder rights to call them children, they are almost 2 decades younger than him hahaha

And it would be funny if Achilles (LCD) was awake through it all *sweats and runs away*

And oh how the mighty have fallen! Old Timer slips up his words and spills more than he would have liked hahaha! He really kicked into high gear and left as quickly as he could, can’t risk spilling more beans!

“Nani you’re torturing them!!” Nuh uh /t

#I’m blue… da ba dee da…#nani nonny answers #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt fanfiction #rottmnt future leo #future leo au #nonny peepaws #nonny’s corner of the peepaw multiverse

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halleyuhm · 6 months

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Trick or treat!!!!!!! - @maddstermind

You've got a treat!

Here's a chat scene from Route LXVI. I had to ultimately put it aside because it was not progressing the plot in an already slow chapter, but it was fun to write, and it worked as a great character study. Plus, it marks the beginning of Liv's worst lie~~

The layout is a bit weird because I normally write my chats adjusted to the left or right according to who is talking. Here in Tumblr it's a bit different. Bear with me. There it goes:

You:

Hey remember this convo from the neolitic era

Image

Highzs🎱:

LMAOOO where did you find this?

You:

Image

Got them by digging in ancient discord convos

Highzs🎱:

Damn I didn't know grammar

That youre is killing me

You:

Aw I think you were trying to spell cool

like pot8os

Highzs🎱:

pot8os I'm deceased

You:

When you used to write everything wrong on purpose

Highzs🎱:

to mess up with you

so you wouldn't know when I actually spelt something incorrectly due to me being an idiot

You:

being dyslexic is not cinamons with being and idiot

Highzs🎱:

Synonyms*

You:

I did it on purpose!

Highzs 🎱

You are missing an n too

You:

I don't rely on the autoccorrect

Highzs 🎱

Such a helpful tool, though

Could have saved me some misunderstandings

You:

HAHAHAH

LOWZS I JUST REMEMBERD

That one time you told us that you were sick

Highzs 🎱

HAHAHAH NOOOO

You:

YOU TOLD US YOU HAD ANIME

And I spent the whole afternoon searching "anime illness" on Google

and getting top tens instead of answers

Highzs 🎱

HAHSHHSHS SORRY

But that's the reason you finally watched Your lie in April, so worth it

👉👉

You:

👉👉

Probably my fave dyslexia moment

Highzs 🎱

And meanwhile Soda like

Sucks dude, wanna play some Smash until you get better or

You:

HAHAHAHAH

I distinctly remember the moment you said you just needed iron and he went like what

Highz 🎱

He still teases me about it

Did you know that

In those screenshots you sent

In that conversation

I was kinda

Hinting

Towards him

You:

WHAT

I JUST CHIKES WHAT

Highzs🎱:

WHAT??

You:

CHOKED

I'm rearesding everything

Highzs🎱:

Hahaha really???

Ok you are

Hey runt come back down

You:

I'm back

Dammit Lou

I'm going to be so honest

During that whole conversation

I thought you were talking about me

Highzs🎱:

HAHAHAHA I KNEW IT RUNT

The moment you said

"You know you could tell me anything right?"

You:

I was so abviously trying to ease you idiot

I wanted to be a good friend regardless of the feeling situation

I was so off though, damn

Highzs🎱:

Awwww that's so sweet

I actually did like you for a while though

I was pretty confused

You:

Haha no bet

I'm glad you told me <3

Even though I already knew it lmao

Highzs🎱:

Me too

Now

*uno reverse card*

Tell me who you were referring to

You:

NO SHOT

Highzs🎱:

As that written statement proves

We made a promise for a 50/50

Anytime one of us confesses, the other has to do so

You:

Yeah ._. but I wanted to talk about the present, not the past

Highzs🎱:

The present? Weren't you with Percy?

You:

Uhm I could be poly

Highzs🎱:

Alright, intriguing

But first things first

Years later I'll know who you were referring to in that convo

You:

Man, you already know

Highzs🎱:

Say it

Saaaayyyy it

I'm waiting

You:

Man we were rivals and didn't even know it

Highzs🎱:

Nameeeee

You:

Good grief

It was Soda

Highzs🎱:

WHAT

You:

Don't act surprised you knew it

Highzs🎱:

Okay runt

Why did you never tell me

You:

You've activated my trap card!

Same question back to you

Highzs🎱:

Sexuality struggles plus one of the pivotal points was you

You:

I didn't expect a sound answer

Highzs🎱:

You?

You:

Struggles

Highzs🎱:

Fair enough

You:

I'm returning now to compensate though

I didn't send the screenshots for nothing

If you will also tell me your name, of course

Highzs🎱:

That's the promise we made so

You:

100%?

Highzs🎱:

Cross my heart and hope to die

On three?

You:

Uhh nice

On three

Highzs🎱:

You:

Highzs🎱:

I like Maeve

You:

I think I like Gray

HWAT

Highzs🎱:

What?????

#any spelling mistakes are 100% on purpose lol #writeblr #writing #ask games #trick or treat #am writing #wip excerpt #wip: lxvi

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lustspren · 1 year

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hello first things first i really liked the new starboy chapter especially because it had Kazuha in it :)

i do have a question though it is quite random but i cant help but think about it

is there a particular reason you chose to name the receptionist after an idol or Soojin in particular?

i might be tripping but to me it doesnt seem to be coincidental , like you could've simply chosen a completely random person and just be done with it (since admittedly who the receptionist is adds nothing to the story or the plot) but the fact that you chose to bother about it and even dedicated a few lines to give a description of her albeit a rather short one is making have thoughts that maybe there's gonna be more of her . Also the fact that you had them stare each other while exiting the building reincorces even more these thoughts like again her presence adds nothing to the story you could've not included a receptionist and nothing would change so there must be more than meets the eye right? Am i overthinking it? definitely

i know nothing about writing or storytelling in general (in fact i suck at writing)but i just have this feeling that it's likely to hear from her again in the story at least i feel like there's the set up for it ,like why would you add the stare down in the first place if you are not going to revisit it later?

again i definitely might be tripping (please tell me i 'm not ) but i feel like maybe, potentially, possibly i might be on to something here (then again this whole ask could very well be my puny attempt to trick you into writing more Soojin who really knows, definitely not me)

sorry for the long ask but i 've been really thinking about it since yesterday

have a pleasant day/afternoon/night mate

You had me splitting my ass with laughter for 5 minutes straight bro, lmao HAHAHAHA.

Well, the truth is that… Yes, it has a reason. You got me. She will appear again, not in the next episode at least, but she will. And she will have a more important role in the plot than you think.

#asks #questions

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theerrorofmylife · 2 years

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Betrayal of Anubis

Based before Moon Knight, this tells the story about the avatar of Anubis and how they meet Marc/Steven. Most of the characters and gods are depicted are closely to the myths as possible, I did… so much research for this.

This... was purely for my own sake. But, it turned out longer than I anticipated so it’s gonna end up being a series hehehe. In this, the main character is an avatar, has no pronouns, and has no preference to partners HAHAHAHA aight enjoy PART ONE.

~ Error

As an avatar, the first and foremost role is to be a god’s voice and acting hand on the mortal plane, as well as the be their eyes and ears concerning humanity. For thousands of years, avatars have walked the earth, mostly hidden from the public, doing the will of the gods and protecting humanity. Gods who represented war and such went through avatars quickly, whereas more peaceful gods could keep a single avatar for several lifetimes if they took care of them. In very few, rare cases, some avatars lived to be hundreds of years simply because their god couldn’t bear to part with them. The gods responsible were usually life or death gods who understood the fleetingness of human lives and became attached to their avatars. I was 28 when Anubis had chosen me.

Anubis, a towering entity, with the body of a well-tanned man draped in the clothes of his ancient homeland, and the head of a jackal. Across his collar bones was a plate of gold with embeddings of red and orange and green jewels, in his right hand a tall was sceptres, in his left the ankh. He radiated the power he held and, while many had the wrong idea of him, he was always kind. Anubis had a care for humanity and an interest in their ways that many of the gods lacked. Those who passed into his realm were treated with kindness and those who were not able to be were at least given a fair send-off before Ammit ate them. I knew all of this because I knew him. As his avatar, there wasn’t much work to be done, mainly just keeping tabs on the mortal world for him while he stayed in the underworld for the majority of the time. I also accompanied him while he attended meetings of the Ennead, a treat and a dread to attend. While being in the presence of such great deities was thrilling, after the first two or three meetings, it became a rather dull affaire. Plus, sitting in on family problems was never that entertaining for me. But I remember one day, a meeting was taking place and Anubis was sneakily letting me listen in instead of fully controlling my voice and blocking me out.

“Tell me, Set, why have you called this meeting of the Ennead? You are aware your presence is unwelcomed here.” Set was a disgraced god, known for his evil tricks and cruel acts, especially against Osiris. Looking upon him made me sick.

“Aware, yes, you all have made that quite clear. I have called you here on the account of Anubis, and his treachery. His abuse towards his avatar. And his blatant hatred for the gods.” I was shocked, to say the least. Set was cruel, yes, but this was something else. To make such accusations, even without proof, would sow seeds of doubt in the minds of the gods and it may be difficult to weed them out. A cooling relief settled through me. Osiris spoke.

“Set, you are serpent tongued, doer of great evils, your words and your tricks are meaningless here. Leave us!” His presence was forced out of the temple, and the Ennead was left to think. I don’t know why I panicked so much; I should have remembered his words have no merit. They would not have believed him anyway. “Anubis, may we speak to your avatar.” It wasn’t a question so much as a demand, and chills run down my back as Anubis left my mind. Even more so, I felt him leave the temple entirely, leaving me alone to the Ennead.

“My lords and ladies of the Ennead.” I addressed them all with a bow of my head.

“We must ask, however uncomfortable it may be, is Anubis abusing or neglecting you at all? If Set’s claims have any merit that you know of, please speak up.” Isis looked across to me with worry on her face. I shook my head frantically.

“No! No, Anubis has never and will never abuse me! And to address his claims, I can vouch for his character when I say Anubis has never harbored anything but love and reverence for his fellow gods. He would never commit any sort of treachery or hurt anyone!” I could tell my anger towards Set was getting to me. I took a deep breath and tried to reign myself in. “I apologize… I did not intend for my anger to be so blatant.”

“You defend him vehemently. You two are obviously close.” Nephthys teased. Looking up, I arched an eyebrow at the obvious jest. As Anubis’ mother, it wasn’t uncommon for her to tease me relentlessly, but I knew between her and Isis, I would always have a mother figure here at court. She laughed and smiled at her sister. “Clearly we have nothing to worry about, let us be off.” With that, the gods stand and leave their avatars. As I made my way down the steps to leave, Isis’ and Nephthys’ avatars, Lani and Mahora, race down to kiss my head before leaving. Lani was about 58 now, with two sons and a loving husband. Mahora was in her late 60’s, with children grown and grandchildren on the way. Mahora worked in a funeral parlor and tended to the families of the deceased. Lani was a writer working on her latest book. Both had taken me in in a way, and after bidding me goodbye they left, slipping through their portals, and soon it was just me, lingering in the temple room, the ancient chamber providing a calm security I didn’t quite know anywhere else. Upon returning to my home, I found Anubis waiting for me with Asim and Sadiki, my two jackals. Anubis had given them to me long ago since he could not always be with me.

“My child, Nephthys says you defended me. Thank you.” A large hand rested on my head for a second. I remember the days that followed vividly, only because nothing happened. Anubis left the next day, returning to the underworld where he attended the dead and maintained the scales with Maat. It had been some thousand years since Ammit was imprisoned and the task of disposing of the souls that did not pass the scales were left to Anubis and his jackals. More work for him… It wouldn’t be until about two weeks later that I would notice something off. It was on a Wednesday when I met Maat for the first time.

“Avatar of Anubis, watcher of the living and record keeper for the Lord of The Dead.” A woman in a maroon suit with a large rectangular bag set over her shoulder stood at my door. Short, buzzed hair and brown skin, she looked like everything I’d fear to see in the courtroom. This must have been Maat’s avatar.

“Maat, goddess of justice, truth, and order, daughter of Ra, keeper of the scales and giver of divine justice.” I acknowledged, but I didn’t see why we were using such formalities. Gods, that left me winded just a tad. Maat was always so formal from what Anubis had told me. “I must inform you; that such formalities are no longer necessary, my lady.” She smiled a bit, and her eyes glowed a yellow gold for only a second. I welcomed her into my apartment and as she passed, unease washed over me.

“My child, avatar of my oldest friend, I bring news,” I nod along but I already felt my stomach drop. “Anubis has been neglecting his duties, and the dead are roaming the red reed fields without guidance.” I was shocked. Anubis was never one to neglect his duties or be so careless as to leave souls unsupervised on their journey to the other side.

“My lady, what are you saying? Anubis would nev-”

“I sought him out, but only found blood. Your patron has been very busy.” She looked…accusatory. Suddenly she grabbed my arm and her eyes flashed gold again, this time brighter, louder, and my arm burned. When she let go, she looked conflicted. “If you had lied, the scales would have told me… but you are pure of heart…you did not know.” With that, she turned to leave. I was left alone with everything. Anubis was off killing people, my scales were balanced, Maat just visited the mortal realm for the first time in centuries… Anubis… I felt a chill run down my back as I realized what was going on. Two weeks ago, Set had made those claims, and here Anubis was, doing exactly what she predicted. If what I thought was happening, I needed to speak to Isis and Nephthys. Walking into the far back of the apartment, I pulled out two tiny statues, one shaped like a kite bird and the other a scorpion, setting them out and lighting two green candles for the sisters. I sat on my shins in front of the makeshift altar.

“Isis, Divine Mother, bearer of Horus, sister of Nephthys, I pray to you in my time of need. I seek your wisdom and your sanctuary for I know not what to do in troubling times. Nephthys, goddess of funerals, barer of Anubis, my patron, sister of Isis, I pray to you in my time of need. I seek your guidance and sanctuary for I am lost and alone. I can offer nothing but my words and intentions-” The room was flooded with the scent of hot sands, cooking garlic, and balsam oil which smelled more like vegetable oil. Turning around, Lani and Mahora stood in the center of the room, both of their eyes glowing a peridot green.

“My child, whatever is the matter?!” Isis rushed towards me, nearly stubbing Lani’s toe in the process. She wrapped her arms around me and for a moment, just a moment, I felt calm. Nephthys also approached me, taking her turn to hug me.

“It’s Anubis, Maat came here with her avatar and told me he was neglecting his duties. It’s just like what Set said! But I know him, he would never do this!” I watched Lani’s eyes take on a sad look and Mahora’s looked ready to cry. Nephthys had always cared so very deeply for Anubis, being his mother, so the idea of him neglecting his duties and potentially having to be imprisoned if it were truly as serious as Maat said, it visibly broke her heart.

“Child, if Maat is right, this could be very serious. We have certain things in the underworld in place for a reason; souls cannot be left to wander; the ritual of the scales must be overseen by both a god of death and a God of truth. We must call a meeting of the Ennead; we must speak to Anubis ourselves.” They each took one of my hands and closed their eyes. My apartment faded away, as if it were nothing but sand, drifting in the breeze until we were standing in the center chamber of the pyramid of Giza. Opening their eyes once again, they quickly walked to their seats, leaving me to stand front and center.

“Isis, what is the meaning of this?” Osiris and his avatar walk through a doorway to my right. Without Anubis with me, I had no place to be here. I felt nauseous all of a sudden standing in front of some of the most important deities in Egypt.

“Set’s claims may have some truth to them, and if so, we must speak to his avatar and Maat.” At the mention of her name, the Goddess of Justice entered through a hall to my left. Her avatar was still dressed in her suit, but she no longer carried her bag.

“Maat in attendance. I come to speak on Anubis.” She looked to me, and for a moment I saw sadness.

“Child,” looking up, Isis was looking down at me with Lani’s eyes, “We will summon Anubis once all accounts have been heard. If you feel unsafe at any time, tell us.” I nodded and stepped aside for Maat to speak directly. “Maat, relay your account and what you and your avatar had found.”

“The souls in the underworld are wandering aimlessly, they are not entering the afterlife. The scales are being neglected; the ritual is only being fulfilled on one side. And worse, too many souls are coming through, more than there should be. This led me and my avatar to seek out the cause. Anubis has been rampaging through the mortal plane, killing and hunting like a wild animal!” I felt… cold. Like a fear I did not ever want to know had washed over me. Anubis… killing… I felt sick. Had Set been right?

“Child,” Osiris addressed me, “Did you know this?”

“No! No, I didn’t… Anubis would never do this…I do not wish to disrespect Maat, but there has to be a reason…” I could feel them look at me with pity, even Maat. If Anubis really did this… no.

“We must summon him; we must find out the truth.” Nephthys lifted her hand and a door at the far end of the room. Thudding steps echoed through the chamber. Anubis, in a form somewhere between physical and not, walked out of the shadows, blood dripping from his hands and maw. Teeth bared like a wild animal; something was… off. As he came closer, for the first time since I met him all those years ago, I felt fear.

“Why do you pester me?” His voice was growling, low, and tired.

“What have you done Anubis? Did you kill a human?” Nephthys spoke, standing to get a better look at him.

“Not just one. They deserved it, their insolence… disgusting… they all deserve death. They do not deserve the scales or the promise of the afterlife. They are worthless…” I could hardly breathe. Anubis, a god who had so much care for humanity as to literally create embalming and dedicate his time to guiding the dead. A god who had found me when I had nothing and stayed with me through everything, who was more like a father to me than any other could be. He would never say such things.

“Anubis please-” I stepped too close.

“Silence!!” His hand swatted at me, and his claw caught my jaw. Stumbling back, I hit the raised floor behind me hard enough to hear the crack of the stone and my own ribs. The pain was blinding; I squeezed my eyes shut and drew every muscle in my body tight to try and stop the pain. Hands grabbed at me and practically dragged me up a set of steps, away from the meeting, where a lot of yelling was happening. I was tugged into another room, I think. I tried to open my eyes but my right one hurt too much, a stinging pain just making my face smush together after every attempt.

“Don’t try to open it my child, it's ok, it's ok.” Isis was there, was she the one that dragged me away? Where was Nephthys? I felt rubbing against my face and the whole of the right side stung sharply. Everything hurt, my back, my chest, my arms, my face. Maat was right… Set was right… my father was gone.

#moon knight #marvel #marc spector #steven grant #khonsu #avatar #egyptian mythology #a lot of research #like a lot #anubis #angst #marvel series #mr night #jake lockley #this is way longer than i thought #yikes

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breeding-bull-shuichi-saihara · 2 years

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Shuichi's Most Despair Inducing Date

Theme: Reverse rape, corruption, pregnency?

The date he had with his partner It was a normal high school date where they just walk around, ask each other questions, and interests while talking to each other like normal people. (This whole situation is sponsored by Monokuma) As they walk around, Shuichi sees that there is a movie theater inside the school. He wants to see the movie so he asks his date (whoever they are) if it's okay. She agrees, but with a slight hesitation because she's never been in a movie theater before.

The deciding factor was that when Shuichi asked her if she was scared, she said no.

They get in line for tickets and they decide which movie they want to watch together- it turns out that the theater has many different showings in one building so it wasn't just one room.

>>>Few hours later before the movie<<<

They walk down the stairs and see the sign that says "MEN" to the left and "WOMEN" to the right. Shuichi's exclaimed in surprise "I don't remember these signs before, what's going on.. is this Monokuma's doing? His date without a word turns away from him to go into the WOMEN's room. Shuichi smiled awkwardly and enters the men's room, but he suddenly realizes. there is no movie theater in this part of the school... Only what's inside is the carpeted stairs, and a cushioned seats, with speakers on the walls

He wonders why he had been tricked and tries to find his way out of the building. Suddenly, the screen descended showing an image of Junko Enoshima on the screen in front of him. He tried to run but he was surrounded with more screens blocking him from escaping. Everything we're to close. And Junko immediately replied with a snarky attitude

Junko: "Who needs 3D glasses when you can touch what's in front of you. Oh you have seen nothing young man. Now gaze on this"

If that wasn't enough the video Junko had opened is the recording of all of his classmate's dirtiest secrets, all of them were naked with special effects to subliminally inflict feelings of lust. As they're showing off their goods massive asses covering the screen. One of them laying closer on the screen to showing off every inch of their bodies, and the others were raising their legs then spreding them to show their pussies on the screen to brainwash Shuichi with despair and breeding lust. Inducing him for wanting more. After he was caught in the trap like a mouse on the cage.

Some boobs were glued on the screen. And some Inviting Shuichi to have his way around all of them seducing him can't wait to become with him. And It was too much that his eyes turned spirals. Junko pressed the button to ascend the screens back up.

And track lighting had turned on to guide him to sit on the chair where Junko is waiting standing next to it "Come! have a seat Shuichi! I'm about to show something you'll never forget! You'll never need a 3D glasses with me when I'm here HAHAHAHA~!!" and Shuichi resisted for a moment. Not to take any step "oooh you need more convincing? Well, I gotch you~" she simply took off her black Cardigan showing off her body and she putted her glasses and styles her hair with ponytail. No words has been exchanged and she ordered to him to sit next to her.

And from their sight alone his boner got enraged. Leaking more sperm on his cockhead. Thus more fertile he became. And his balls each of them in the size of a tennis ball. His penile excessively growing it became more stiff and full. It made his pelvic floor much stronger. And without any control, Shuichi has re-hit puberty at this moment. Which made Junko laughed her hardest.

And Shuichi without any control he sat next to her, and Junko used both of her hands to massage his shoulder caressing his face with her hands before she rested her arm around his shoulder and watched the movie together. More subliminal messages, all of it saying to obey her brainwashing him to do everything for the sake of her. She simply used her palm to caress his face and then she sat on his lap to lick his neck vigorously while letting him watch the recording video. "Now show me what you can give to your misteress~!"

Xxxxxx

Fifty eight minutes later

Xxxxxx

Junko been bouncing on Shuichi's cock like a pro. Shuichi is been hanging on with his dear life not to cum inside Junko as she warned him while the lust crazy moans as she was screaming from the top of her lungs "OHHH!!! YEAH THAT'S RIGHT!!! 2 MORE MINUTES SHUICHI. DON'T YOU DARE CUM IN ME UNTIL I SAY SO."

Shuichi: "I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE HAVE MERCY I NEED TO LET LOSE, JUST LET ME CUM ALREADY~!!"

Junko as she was holding tightly riding and grinding energetically with his meat: "NOT UNTIL I SAY SO, DON'T CUM INSIDE THE BEAUTIFUL FASHIONISTA JUST YET!"

Shuichi's cock stiffed and ready to shoot multiple loads his prime instinct took over him. And just like that, Junko pulled out and watched Shuich unloading one load after the other without control of himself soaking the front seat with his cum. Junko has seen his loads became steamy and his jizz is oozing he could have easily knocked up Junko if she had him inside of her

Junko: "Oh my~ look at those loads you have unleashed Shuichi.. If I stayed inside you my stomach will swell with your sperm." She chuckled at the thought of having him "Pill or not, this much is totally going to knock me up HAHAHAHA~!!!" Shuichi unsure how to react. Part of his instinct hoped deep down that he finishes the wasted loads inside of her. Junko noticed the disappointment in his eyes.

"Awww!!~ you hoped you had knocked up someone as beautiful as me~? Don't worry though, this night is far from over. I'll give you something extra " answered Junko as she took off all of her clothes shamelessly towering over Shuichi and she bit her lips at the sight. "Now you get to feel me all night. Our bodies will feel completely sore when I'm done"

Xxxxx

Few hours has passed

Xxxxx

Shuichi woke up from his sleep. He might have passed thanks to Junko's sexual tendencies. He saw more of his loads covered the floor beneath him. As he tried to get up from his seat he saw a letter left by Junko Enoshima. As he at the message inside it stated "Dear Shuichi, you might not remember what happened so let me fill you in. It was the best night I have ever had. You should seen the look on your face when you tried breed me. So the question, either if I was knocked up or not. I'll let you find out the next three months. I'll let you see for yourself.

Your Queen,

Junko Enoshima.

#smut roleplayer #shuichi saihara #shuichi's penny 4 thought #junko enoshima

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starrayblogs · 1 year

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All this talk abt the audience asking for Bella to repeat herself made me think she was an airhead at first (heh, get it?) but random thoughts aside, how is her relationships with the others?

Is she well liked by the neighborhood, hated, disliked, maybe a rivalry?

hm, well she's certainly not haha! think of it like fluttershy from mlp, maybe? yes, maybe

hmm, her relationship with her neighbors are good! i do not think she is one to make rivals, nor do i think any of the neighbors inside of Home are ones too!

maybe i'd like to get into detail, such that:

i like to think Bella's relationship with Sally is something like fluttershy and rarity! rather, Bella is not shy, just a more quiet person. i think they are great friends! Bella has provided Sally with flowers for her performances more than once! she says, "i think it's nice to have such beautiful flowers in the spotlight with you."

hmm, with Poppy, i like to think her and Bella are quite the funny pair! With Poppy always worrying, and Bella almost never- it's always an interesting interaction. "are you sure these roses have no more thorns?" "yes, i'm sure" "and that these roses-" hahaha!! yes, i think they're funny

then with Eddie, well let's say they frequent with each other! there's a bouquet to be delivered to someone almost every week, i find it difficult to imagine that they have not grown to be great friends during those moments of having to interact with each other for business

oh, this is fun- Howdy, i like to think, and Bella are great great friends! maybe best friends? i posted that Julie, Frank, and Bella were to be good friends, but i think that if anything, Howdy and Bella are more often seen interacting with each other! while Bella occupies herself more with the flowers, Howdy's got the (food) plants! they both enjoy making sure that their products are the best quality and always taken care of, i like to imagine that it's a seasonal thing where they collaborate their businesses on valentines! flowers and chocolates, what a lovely time for the neighborhood!

now, with Barnaby.. hm! with Barnaby's relaxed nature and Bella's also relaxed character, i think they just both enjoy each other's company! for what it's worth, their funniest interactions always end up with Bella getting knocked out of her relaxed face hahahaha!! such that one of Barnaby's juggling balls shooting a hole right through her cloud hair or Barnaby's flower trick toy that he shocked her with, "what kind of flower is that? i've never seen that around Home!" "it's a fake flower, airhead." hehehehahahaha!!!

Bella and Frank are mostly seen interacting whenever Frank finds himself wandering close to her flower-filled grounds! maybe, a bit selfish of me (i know! im sorry), i think Frank finds her company quite enjoyable because she never really questions his frown and behavior! its always a nice talk between them whenever they're together (usually with Julie) by the flowers, watching butterflies go around

hehe, Julie and Bella, very nice pair too! Julie, always energized around the cloud, who is always there to listen! always asking "what's this flower?" "what's that flower?", but Bella is always entertaining her! in fact, Julie is the neighbor who receives the most flowers from Bella! whenever she stops by her home/shop, Bella compliments and tries to find a flower to match her dress ^^ hehe

i saved the best (and my favorite!) for last, Wally! simply, whenever Bella has a new bouquet down at his doorstep, she is graciously gifted with a painting of that same bouquet the next day at her doorstep haha! she hangs them all around her walls. actually, i find their pair quite hard to think for- but i have a feeling that they'd get along amazingly! an interaction between them i think at the top of my head is: Wally and Bella learning about flowers around Home, with Bella telling Wally the details of the plant while he sketches them! a relaxing pair, really

#oc brainrot #my oc #welcome home oc #welcome home #omg this took so long to answer #like so long #'i finished one episode of bridgerton' long #yipee #artists on tumblr #oc info #oc infodump

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crypticcodexcreations · 2 years

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Get to Know You tag game!

@blind-the-winds tagged me to get to know me better! I've done a similar one, but the questions on this one are different, so here we go!

Relationship Status: Engaged! Specifically to @crowsnest-creations who's trying to get back into creative endeavors in general and is the love of my life and wonderful!

Favorite Color(s): Answered this on the other one, so the short version is my time as a graphic design major made me a bit pretentious about colors and my favorite is situational, so I went with rainbow last time.

Favorite Food: This really varies, actually! As a matter of fact, my brain is a little funky and I can like something sometimes and hate it other times! However, if I need a pick me up, a grilled cheese will usually do the trick.

Song Stuck in My Head: Touch Tone Telephone by Lemon Demon. This is William's fault. It's the only song I have on his play list and nothing else is giving off the right vibes. Someone send help.

Last thing you Googled: how do you order coffee. This is also William's fault. Because he went to a cafe and I don't know the different coffee things very well. I hate bitter and my tongue will pick up even the slightest amount of it in anything and it will be all I can taste. So guess who never bothers with coffee!

Time: 8:19 PM

Dream Trip: The absolute dream trip would be one where I could just travel the world with my closest friends. I wanna go everywhere and see everything. But, if I had to pick something a bit more realistic, I think it would have to be Japan.

Last Thing You Read: The first book in the Fablehaven series by Brandon Mull. I read the series, at least partially, as a kid and recently saw the first four while at Half-Price Books. Nostalgia trip!

Last Book You Enjoyed Reading: Still Fablehaven! I'm not sure I would enjoy this series as much if I hadn't read it as a kid already. Huh, that just keeps happening to me, huh? But it's a nice premise and everything gets set up pretty nicely.

Favorite Thing to Cook/Bake: Hahahaha... Here's a secret about me. I tried to learn to cook and I just. Honestly. I hate it. It stresses me out intensely, because everything I make just tastes OK at best to me and something about the way my brain works makes me not want to eat things that only taste OK. It's gotta be good. So I leave the cooking and baking to my fiance and just fetch them ingredients and clean up the dishes afterwards. If I had to say a favorite thing to help with though, I think it'd be cookies. Couldn't say why though.

Favorite Craft to do in Your Freetime: I've been enjoying embroidery quite a bit! I don't do it super super often, but it's mostly because I have hit the snag of having a hard time with pattern transferring. I've got a new method I'm going to try as soon as the supplies come in so. Fingers crossed!

Most Niche Dislike: OK. I need y'all to bear with me here. Because honestly? People have freaked out about this before. I. Hate. Donuts. I hate the way they feel in my mouth so much I can't stress it enough. This has been a big deal to pretty much everyone I've spoken it aloud to and I can't for the life of me understand why "I don't like donuts" is such a controversial statement to most people on this planet.

Opinion on Circuses: In theory, they seem cool, and I'd like to go to one that doesn't have all of the... Problems I've heard about. But I think I'll stick to the ones in fantasy worlds where everything can be assumed to be good.

Do You Have Any Sense of Direction: My fiance and I have a joke about "This is a real left" for a reason. I mix up my lefts and my rights very easily if I don't have time to focus so uh, no. Not in the slightest.

Alright, tagging time! @calicojackofficial @midnight-and-his-melodiverse @eleanorawritesfantasy @crowsnest-creations (to help you get involved a bit easier, love!) @writingently @andromedatalksaboutstuff @365runesofwriting @bardic-tales

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Hey Al! Do you look like how human Alastor would? as in, how Alastor in the show looked when he was alive?

Alastor: "Hm, are you referring to my hellish counterpart perchance? Quite an odd way to word it darling- and just my luck that he's brought up again but I guess it can't really be helped now can it?"

The actor would just chuckle, twirling the microphone staff in his right hand while slightly looking off to the side.

Alastor: "But to answer your question, yes my dear! I look similar to how he did when he still went about his everyday without a bullet through his skull! It's such a shame it was all wasted really. I have an interesting hunch that we only look similar in such a manner due to his character being based of off me but that could mean that the rest of the cast aren't quite as fortunate to share their charming looks with their characters. It's not something I'm entirely sure of at the moment, so everyone else may also be in the same situation as I am!"

He would look back at the camera with what seems to be a hint of resentful mischief, though it could be mistake for a trick of the light by the glasses he sports.

Alastor: "However, I do recommend that you to go on and ask him about it personally when you have the chance. I wonder if the obtuse troglodyte can even remember that far. Perhaps age has finally caught up with him hahahaha!"

(As you guys can see- Al isn't that fond of his canon counterpart compared to Vox. Which has a lot to do with him not liking that the character is just all the things he hates about himself with an exaggeratedly comedic flare. It's best seen in the RP I currently have ongoing with @hellishrp and @voxasks!)

#hazbin hotel rp #ask blog #hazbin hotel roleplay #hazbin hotel rp blog #hazbin ask blog #roleplay #hazbin hotel ask blog #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #alastor the radio demon #alastor #alastor altruist #alastor hazbin #hazbin #hazbin hotel alastor

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benefits1986 · 11 months

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Juno Detour: Bad Faith

Starting Saturday with revisiting Sarte’s “bad faith” reminds me of Paul McCartney’s Let It Be. LUH. Ang aga. If there’s one class I didn’t purposefully maxed out my free cuts on, it’s Philo 101 with a female prof who has androgynous looks and of course, very progressive and feminist. I’ve had a few philo classes who were under male profs and though the readings keep me up all night, there’s something OFF. The male gaze which I learned about in film class is the culprit. Or ako na naman lang ba ‘yun? :D “Bad faith” is essentially un-hyping yourself. It’s your inner Decepticon, literally and figuratively. These monologues sabotage your game, your vibe, your aura. These thoughts spell out inauthenticity because we choose to think that we are not who we are. HUY. ANG AGA, MHIE. Bad faith is when we sigh and say: NO CHOICE, E. LOL. Bigat. Kagat na kagat. Bad faith can be the core of my personal favorite line from Sarte, too -- “I can always choose, but I ought to know that if I do not choose, I am still choosing.” This line is my constant struggle and victory for more than two decades. Since, mother dragon passed on her love for Paul McCartney to me, whenever I’m down the dumps and in a dark tunnel, Let It Be is my lullaby, my anthem. During my trip back from a company activity, I was asked a series of non-work questions that led me back to the roads of Sarte and McCartney. Mhie, I was not prepared to answer, but, sige, in the name of Brene Brown and what I call Brownism year, push. My officemate turned real-life confidante asked me if I regretted starting my career late because I chose to look after mother dragon. I felt the huge ass lump in my throat again. LUH. But this time around, I just let the lump be. CHAR. I paused and told her that it was not an easy choice and I felt that I had no choice. YES and while I knew I made the right choice, the younger me, resented that choice when mother dragon told me that her time is up, that our cheating death season is ending. That’s eight years of putting mom in the center of my solar system. Plus three years of staring at my tabula rasa which CTRL + ALT + DEL my mom. I shared that what I failed to do back then is to embrace Let It Be fully; since, I knew so well how to defy gravity BUT I chose to believe that I’ve got an imaginary Invisibility Cloak for mom and me, too. Every time mom recovered from yet another silent major attack, I felt stronger thinking that the vulnerability has been neutralized and vanquished. Kakanood ng Charmed, Buffy and Angel. UGH. I didn’t realize that all the while, I was not able to make amends with the reality that she did not have much time. I forced my choice to keep bumping her numbers up thinking that those numbers matter most. LUH. Naiiyak na naman ako. Numbers gaming pa more. Twisted thinking grounded on idealism and utopia pa more, girl. I iterated a lot; hence, my affinity to WORK AROUND arrived at its peak. But, like any peak, I didn’t prepare for the natural decline; for the reality. Why so? I just wanted more time with my mom. PERIOD. I convinced myself through bad faith that sige, NO CHOICE ako that her existence is highly perishable due to GBS, however, I am still the captain of the ship. I am still the master of my fate. TIWALA AND TRABAHO LANG. Looking back, I am indeed a twisted shit, super duper twisted to be precise. So, when I lost mom, I felt that bad faith left me in dust-like particles that will evolve not in this lifetime. I felt lifeless. I felt like a fucking walking dead. While I love the tabula rasa concept, my mindset was set on bringing mom to Disneyland and bringing home a souvenir pencil. Ang lala ng ating overactive imagination amidst the RBF. HAHAHAHA. I also shared with her that the reason why I have an RBF is that I had to neutralize my mom’s doctors battle cry --mother dragon IS a case study. She is but another statistic; 1 out of 700,000 to be exact. I chose to twist the bad faith mindset and tricked myself that mother dragon can be that 1 out of 700,000. Lakas maka-defy gravity, mhie. You see, at 17, I should have been concerned with making landi, having the time of my life, and the works; but hell, no. HELL, NO! When faced with too many doctors who couldn’t do their work which is to save lives, (galit na galit yarnnn?) you’re left to do your thing. I tried my best to ask questions after heavy rounds of research in an ISP Bonanza era. Mhie, hassle. From walang pake, unbothered to stalker mode real quick tayo. The thing is, GBS back then is actually a series of case studies talaga. After mother dragon died, I was left with nothing. All my plans, all my schedules, all my daily trackers were burnt to the ground; leaving me at my ground zero. Ang lala. I think that it’s my first time to fully share my feelings about this OUT LOUD. Mother dragon convinced me to Let It Be but, I DID NOT LISTEN because I fucking know the secret, already naman na. Ayoko lang tanggapin matalo. Ayokong matalo. Ganun po tayo kalala. Pati death, kinakalaban. Pati death, minamalditahan po natin. Why not? :D Yoko na. Ang lala talaga; but, hey, let’s do this, Juno! Let’s friggin’ let this out in the open to close it up real good, hopefully. And while at it, may the dots connect more and more backwards, too. More importantly, may these stories reach their audience of one. Ganern. I told my office friend that hindi nagkulang mom ko. She told me that kaya ko na mag-let go. It’s time. Mom forced me to have my life going because she’s gonna be gone soon and then, sooner. She always argues with me when I chose to stay by her side. She reminded me too many times that she’s off to her finish line while I’m still starting the race. During these passionate conversations, I just tell mom: Look, I know you don’t have much time. Alam ko ‘yun, ma. I know I am late in the race. Trust me, I know that little too well, too. I know that this choice may fuck me up real bad, however, I am here. You are here. We are here. Tapos. Hahabol na lang ako ‘pag time is up na. Ako ng bahala doon. Meantime, let’s get this compression socks up your thighs because we don’t want to risk your legs getting wonkier, shall we? ‘Pag nakalakad ka na ulit ng mainam saka ‘pag kaya mo na, I will let you do your thing, your way. Meantime, it’s my way. Got it? Also, kung ‘di mo siguro ako minahal ng sobra, you won’t be in that sick bed. Wala ka kasing concept ng self-love, ma. So, quits lang, ‘di ba? Pay it forward, ganun. Her usual reply would be like: Naturuan nga kita pero sumobra naman training mo, anak. Ayoko maging pabigat; maging hadlang sa’yo, sa buhay mo. It was never my intention to weigh you down. Syempre, ‘di ako magpapatalo. EVER. Kahit alam kong talo naman talaga ako. Iiwan din niya ako. My usual comeback: Ma, sabi mo nga, the true test of a teacher is when the student outperforms her. I got this. We got this. Slow and steady. LUH. Naiyak na ako. Hassle ng thought fart na ‘to. Brownism is on a roll. Balik na lang tayo kay Sarte na walang feelings? Hahahaha. I know mom wants the best for me. But she also taught me that the best may not always be what’s easy, what’s convenient. Metal po talaga kami. I told my office friend that the only thing I regret was my inability and unwillingness to prepare myself for my tabula rasa. ‘Yun lang talaga. I had to spend 3 more years to get back in the game; but, if uulitin ko ba choices ko noon? YES. HELL, YES! Though I was on my personal pandemic, my isolation, my Exodus for 8 years, those years taught me so much. It allowed me to take care of mom, my universe, the center of my solar system, my OG, my ultimate love (LUH), my everything. While I saw her at her worst, we had the best time of our lives, too. I witnessed what family really is about --staying 100% committed when it’s easier to escape, to walk away, to make grand alibi in the name of the BEST choice. I also learned that while a fat bank account can buy you convenience, the truth is that TIME is the real currency. Back then, I felt that I wasted time. Looking back, I know that time wasted beautifully and wisely, is never wasted. OPAK. Looking back, too, I guess this chapter allowed me to sharpen my “GOOD FAITH” saw. That, all things are possible in the perfect time. That even when things are sooooo fucked up, all you have to hang onto is that, things will make sense BUT you have to move forward. Move towards the light, inch by inch. That you just have to Let It Be. That you just have to keep the slow and steady wins coming. That the detours in June will always crash into you, and burn so badly, but, these detours make you more human which is more than divine. Lesson: ‘Wag ng magsasama sa carpool with office friends to avoid emotion-centric questions. Joke lang. Adult na tayo, so, sige pa. More, more, more talks with the inner child tayo. Unti-unti. :D Thank u, universe. Thank u, Team Mohawk. Sana eto na ‘yun. XOXO x RBF, B

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fickle-tiction · 3 years

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I'm not sure if you are still doing the sentence prompts, but if you are, can you please do 22 and/or 26 with lee Bruce and whatever ler you feel like?

Bless your heart anon. I am still accepting sentence prompts if anyone is interested!!

“What do you think you’re dOHOING!” “Please not there!”

“What do you think you’re dOHOING!” Bruce's question started with a forced calmness, but he snapped his mouth shut after the first few surprised laughs were drawn out of him. He was facedown on one of the sparring mats, arms twisted behind himself and locked in a steely grip.

"Clark." Bruce growled, gritting his teeth as Clark squeezed up and down his vulnerable right side.

"Something wrong Bruce?" Clark asked, as though he wasn't sitting on Bruce's ass to keep him in place as he jabbed wiggling fingers into Bruce's ribcage.

"We---We're sup--supposed--" Bruce kept cutting himself off when he felt a laugh coming, as if doing so would somehow trick Clark into thinking this wasn't affecting him. "--tobe-ha-nono-hmmmph-" He was now taking to burying his face into the mat so Clark wouldn't see the smile helplessly taking over. "--sparing." He squeaked the last word out, closing his eyes as he felt a blush spreading across his cheeks.

"We are." Clark agreed, endlessly amused at Bruce's attempts to stop his reactions. "But you were being a snarky jerk," Clark accented that with two quick squeezes to Bruce's side, relishing in the muffled laugh it got him. "So I thought I should teach you a lesson."

You know that little voice in your brain that tells you to stop talking when you're being an idiot? Yeah, Bruce never listens to that little voice.

"Wh-ha-what lesson?"

"This is what happens when you ask if that's how they do it in Kansas every time I pull a punch."

"Oh come on!" Bruce protested, flinching when Clark squeezed a spot low on his side. "Th-hah-that was funny!"

Clark let out a "hmph" before launching a full scale attack on Bruce. He let go of his arms so he could use both hands, easily dodging Bruce's weak attempts to shield himself from the attack. Deciding to start from the top and work his way down, Clark buried his hands in Bruce's armpits and wiggled his fingers wildly.

"Sh-hihihihihi-shit!" Bruce broke immediately, all bravado gone as his scratchy laughter filled the room. "Ge-hehehehe-get ohohohohoh--off!" He laughed, arms glued to his sides as he tried to squeeze Clark's hands out. That only forced the wiggling fingers in deeper, but Bruce couldn't control his reactions as he laughed helplessly.

"Is this how they do it in Gotham, Brucie?" Clark teased, easily slipping his hands out of Bruce's armpits after a few minutes in favor of pinching at his muscled sides.

"Fu-hahaha-fuck off." Bruce laughed, kicking his feet against the mat in a vein attempt to gain traction and get away. Of course, he didn't budge.

Clark tsk'd as he wiggled his fingers over Bruce's back. Bruce's body seized up as goosebumps raised along his arms, and he quickly broke out into panicked giggles. "Oh wow." Clark laughed, dancing his fingers in a random pattern across Bruce's muscled back. "This is a good spot, huh?"

"De-hehehe-define good." How Bruce was still keeping track of Clark's taunts, let alone replying to them, was a mystery. "Ihihihihi-if you don't st-haha--*Snort*"

"OhMyGod." Clark was digging into the backs of Bruce's ribs, watching happily as Bruce squirmed and practically cackled beneath him. He froze when he reached Bruce's bottom ribs and the man snorted.

"Clark!" Bruce probably meant to growl, but it sounded more like a whine. He was sucking in air during this quick reprieve, but Clark quickly snapped out of it.

"Do that again!" Clark grinned, pinching around the same spot he had been teasing a minute ago.

"Do n-ahahaha--*Snort*-" Bruce couldn't help himself as Clark found his sweet spot and started tormenting it, drawing out wild laughter and snorts from a beet-red Bruce.

"Hey," Clark laughed when Bruce brought his arms up to cover his head so Clark couldn't see his bright red cheeks. "None of that." He chastised, burying his hands in Bruce's armpits again and causing his arms to shoot down to his sides out of reflex. "Besides, I have x-ray vision, genius."

"Enou-hahahaha-enough!" Bruce laughed as Clark plucked up and down his ribs, as though his arms weren't there at all.

"Have you learned your lesson?" A brilliant idea struck Clark, and he took this opportunity to see if Bruce's neck was as ticklish as his ribs were.

Bruce squealed. His shoulders scrunched up even as he clamped his hands around his own neck to protect it from Clark's wandering fingers.

"Holy. Shit." Bruce couldn't see Clark's face, but he could just imagine the look on it, and it made his heart stutter before kicking into overdrive.

"Clark, no." Bruce warned, nervous laughter rising even though Clark's not touching him.

"No?" Clark asks, hands now covering Bruce's own. It was a good thing Bruce couldn't see the mad grin on Clark's face. It would have sent a lesser man running. "You haven't learned your lesson?" He asked as he gently-but-firmly started pulling Bruce's fingers away.

"I have!" Bruce protested, nervous laughter bubbling to the surface as Clark pulled his right hand away from his neck. "I'm sorry." He insisted as his left hand was also pulled away. "Clark, come on don't--no!" He squeaked and did a full-body flinch when Clark's hand brushed past his left ear.

Clark froze.

Bruce also froze.

Both men were still for a moment, before Clark attacked.

"Pl-hehehehehehehehe-ase!!!" Bruce cackled, dignity forgotten as Clark lightly scratched at the shell of either ear. "Ple-hehehe-ease not th-hahahahaha-there! Ahahahaha-anywhere else!!"

Well, what kind of a friend would Clark be if he didn't accept that invitation?

#eh #idk how I feel about this one #ticklish!batman #superbat #but friends #for now #ticklish!brucewayne #ticklish!bruce wayne #tickling fanfiction

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nani-nonny · 8 months

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LET'S CONTINUE!!

" Leonardo awakens to the feeling of his legs being held down " my mind went " you're under arrest b***h xD by the kids

When i saw blue's hand on leo i thought 'can he share energy while blue's sleeping?' Like can it happen unconsciously?

When CJ was laying on like starfish i remembered Patrick star XD

I laughed at the hospital bed surviving! Give it an award!! XD

The way f!leo tried to get out was like a puzzle mobile game!

While leo eating chips - thank god it's not Doritos - and thinking about life finally the golden moment came where purple announce " Drax is arrested " XD

I just LAUGHED when purple announced once again of drax's arrest, how long did drax was a run away from HC?!

But it was actually three minutes and 47 seconds.” damn they took his minute and 13 second?! Damn cruelty

When purple say he doesn't feel like going i was like; bro you couldn't even pour milk on yo cereal how come you can help?!?!/j

If splinter got mad it's gonna take more sushi to butter the old man UP! And the way he spoke about how he can get the old male wife goat out was really... Not relaxing i must say

When leo said " leo won't help him out willingly " i thought; COME ON blue! You can't be STILL upset about the rooftop incident?!?

And when purple said blue would listen to leo i immediately thought of " OOOH~ FATHER SON VIBES!!! "

“Yeah, you’re really cool. You’re like the perfect d—,” OOOHHHHH FATHER ALERTS! FATHER ALERTS!! I COMPLETELY RELATE TO PURPLE IN THIS MOMENT!!! AND THE WAY HE JUST CHANGED IT TO DOG!!! XYOOXXOOXY!! AHAHAHA (I really wonder if F!Leo figured out what purple really meant)

When the blues were in jail and heard the guard talking i was giggling at how blue's gonna shove all of this in draxam's face!

Tho blue's right; this's not a prison! This's the whole circus

Remember when i said that splinter will be pissed off? He may forgive if the blues kept the muzzle on xD

Ohhh 30$ dollar bet that drax will throw leo later from ANOTHER rooftop

I’m more of an ‘old and tired and just want to sleep and retire my sword’ side of the human versus yokai race.” golden comment

" pulls a small pouch out of his mouth " Eeww

“I should have altered your DNA so you didn’t have a tongue to speak with.” AHAHAHAHA

When Drax talked about big mama - i kinda foreshadowed that she have it - and how her 'could' probably told on him... I hated her even more (SORRY DMD)

When leo ratted out blue and how red looked at him i immediate believed that red will expose him, maybe putting the fact he can hear F!april's voice on news so the whole family can know XDD/j

“Why didn’t she tell us she can do that?” BRO SHE H AVE SOME STRANGER THING TYPE OF POWER XDD

Red asking so much questions and am happy it's red because if it's purple then oh lord... Write your will..

The moment drax asked leo to say hi to future mikey i was HELLA excited!

"'He looks down to see he finally has form " when the game finally upload it Grafic lol

AAAAAHHHH THEY FINALLY FINALLY MET!! LET'S GOOOOOO!!

Lol it’d be entertaining to think that Commander O’Neil possessed his body and performed the energy share thing but no, Blue just passed out after he shared his mystic energy hahahaha!

Purple knows Blue listens to F!Leo because he’d do the same lol (F!Leo is FATHER!!!)

And F!Leo took the dog comment at face value because he’s more confused how he’s a dog lol… Cue F!Leo googling what kind of dog breed he is /j

Draxum’s so gross for putting the pouch in his mouth, but if it means preventing it from getting taken away from him by the police, then by all means choke it down/j

And oof, Purple would have thousands of questions that I would’ve dreaded writing it all down, I love the smart guy but my arthritis doesn’t /hj

Now I have to perform tricks and flips trying to smoothly maneuver a conversation with F!Leo and the ghosty bros *sweats nervously for myself*

#nani nonny answers #whispers of distant souls #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt fanfiction #rottmnt future leo #future leo au #future leo returns to the past with casey au

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