#that and punnett squares i love me my squares baby!

[fjordstan]

About Wriothesley's colorblindness: people are not necessarily stupid, just ignorant. Not everyone knows the behinds of it. Beside, colorblindness really isn't that common for most people to be familiar with, unlike Autism or ADHD which have been getting more exposure over the last years

I'll be honest, I don't know SHIT about it other than it's a deficiency of some of the cone cells inside the retina, in charge of detecting the colors, and that there's several type of colorblindness depending on which cone cells are deficient. So yeah, I don't know what you're expecting from people who must have the same basic infos on it. At this point, people are just happy to see more disability representation, there's nothing wrong with it.

(also it's canon information that Wriothesley is blind, it's stated in the leaked Cerulean Gem decoration description)

Sorry for the long ask but your attitude in the tags kinda rubbed me wrong (I don't know what I'm doing tbh haha), good day to you!

i will admit i was rather arrogant in that last post. i apologize for that

colorblindness hasn't been talked about as much as, say, autism recently but that doesn't mean it's exactly uncommon. you're right in that color blindness is caused by the cones in our eyes either not working or just not there. but that just means you cant discern certain colors properly, not that you cant discern objects

theres different types of color blindness: the most common being deuteranomaly, a red-green color blindness where you lack green and it starts to look more red. protanopia is the opposite where you lack red and it looks more green. tritanopia is less common, and you can't differentiate between blue and yellow

as for the "cerulean gem"

the fact that both of them are wrong. WHY IS IT STILL CALLED CERULEAN

this is (probably) what the flower looks like with different types of colorblindness

melusines probably have some shrimp colors going on but since wriothesley called it cerulean he might have protanopia so this is what he probably sees

wild

also fun fact, colorblindness is more common in males because of the chromosome distribution. colorblindness is passed through the X chromosome, and since females have 2 X chromosomes and males have 1 X and 1 Y, both X chromosomes in a female would need to have colorblindness while males only need to inherit 1 X

#one of the few lessons i still remember from ap bio #that and punnett squares i love me my squares baby! #genshin #genshin impact #wriothesley #color blindness #orig #ask #also fun fact when we made the project about colorblindness that's how john found out he was colorblind #john. the man who WORKED ON the colorblind project! #when we presented we used those circles with the number and he was like 'wait is it not 7?' even the teacher was like 'dude...'

[hangesdarling]

thoughts on what hange would do when readers pregnant? i feel like seeing reader pregnant would make them so horny 🙈🤭

Hange getting horny when you're pregnant...

PAIRING. AMAB!Hange Zoë x pregnant!female reader CONTENT. 18+, MDNI, breeding kink, vaginal sex, mentions of doggy style sex position, masturbation, Hange cums on your belly (lmk what else) A/N. anon idk if this is what you're thinking but I couldn't help but imagine it like this hehe 🤭 just shoot me another ask if you want an afab!hange version ♡

hange would be horny, yes. but would they admit it to you that easily? probably not.

the moment you told them you were pregnant, they were over the roof and, crushing you so tightly in a hug, twirling you around in joy.

they'll tell all of their friends about it and you have to squeeze their hand sometimes and tell them to ease down.

next day, you see them carrying a stack of books filling their arm and before you even ask what those all are, they'll smile brightly at you and say, "wanna hear about babies?"

a quarter of the bed would be filled with open books as you lay down, listening to hange as they tell you about the things they've read as you stroke their hair.

but when they notice you getting sleepy, they just smile and kiss your forehead before cuddling you to sleep.

the first few weeks of having sex are gentle and romantic. hange would tell you all sorts of things. you're beautiful. they love you and the baby with all their heart.

there would be sweet kisses on your neck and cheek and long intimate ones on your lips

their intentions would be originally just purely fluffy and loving as expected from such a doting spouse.

but on some nights when sleep doesn't come easily, their mind would wander back to various things.

they would think of the exact day they might have gotten you pregnant, tracing an invisible calendar in their head and playing a recollection of memories.

but when they imagine your flushed blushing face all those nights ago, of how you clung to their shoulder when you were hitting orgasm, of how you became a whimpering mess telling them to come inside, hange would just find themself blushing, an inexplicable heat shooting through their body.

they would bury their face on your neck as you sleep, trying their best to keep their hardness in check.

but there were nights, they couldn't help it and you're willing to help them out.

sweat would bead on their temples, eyes closed as they thrust their hardened member in and out of you.

a gentle hand would trace over your belly, moving in soft caresses

hange curses under their breath, lips parting as soft grunts escape their mouth

they would whisper your name, their mind letting their mouth run for them as they told you about how pretty you looked on all those nights you're stuffed full of them or how their cum leaks out of you, dripping warm and thick against the sheets.

hange would hold your hand as they thrust, not pinning your wrist but keeping your fingers laced in a passionate lock.

your fingers in their hair and your legs mounted on their hips would be enough to rile them up further. each thrust was accompanied by a tug of their hair, or the moans escaping your lips as you both came into a shuddering release.

hange would keep that position for at least a few minutes, kissing you all over but most importantly, kissing your belly a good night before pulling you in their arms to sleep

the next day, they would be in high spirits, a huge smile plastered on their face as they woke you up with a warm breakfast

hange adored you, fascinated about you and the baby you're carrying

their idea of pillow talk would be telling you the best foods for pregnant women or the most suitable colors for a nursery room or maybe illustrating a punnett square of genetics they made for your baby ("your eyes and my nose. great combination right?" they'll beam at you)

no matter how sweet or caring they are, you still notice how much it turns them on to see that small bump forming in your belly

you'll see them stare, come over to you to just  kiss your belly, and talk to their unborn baby

when you teased them about it, you half expected for you to be pinned down on the bed, legs spread open once more as they fuck you

and that's what happened

hange remained gentle but you could sense how hot and bothered they were just from the deep blush creeping on their face or how their half-lidded eyes stared at you

despite how much they love coming inside, they would pull out this time. seeing pleasure in seeing their cum paint the bump on your belly.

that's enough to rile them up for another round but they would stop themself, letting you rest on their arms for the whole night.

"rest for the baby too, alright sweetheart?" they'll mumble in your ear, pressing a kiss on your neck before they sleep.

hange may be busy, but they would find or steal away time just to spend long hours with you.

after work, their form of rest might just be lying on your belly, placing sleepy kisses on every surface

"the baby said you're invading privacy, you dork," you joked at them one time when they said they could nap all day on your belly "my, my. is my baby upset with me?" they'll chuckle, crawling towards you to catch your lips in theirs. "yes, very much," you would say, smiling against their lips. "uh-oh. big trouble for me, i guess," they'll say, feigning worry as they proceed to kiss you down. "but our baby needs to learn to share their mommy, right?"

their loving embrace or teases would sometimes turn into a scene where they would have you on all fours, their hips thrusting from behind you. they're moving slow and firm, only speeding up at that sweet peak

hange relishes how your enlarged breasts fit around their hands, giving wet kisses on your spine in pleasure.

but as the months passed and your bump grew larger, hange would just spend most of their time with you, cuddling and making sure you were not in discomfort.

they would leave the house for work, making sure you wouldn't have to worry a thing or move around much after they left.

they would kiss your sleeping figure goodbye, place another kiss on your belly, and say, "you take care in there, little one. tell mommy i love you both, alright"

it was their gesture of affection for the unborn child, talking and telling them various stories or even promises once they're born.

hange grew fond of giving you forehead kisses, especially after work

they'll ensure to bring the food you're craving, joining as you eat no matter how weird the food combination would be.

they wouldn't tell you much about how stressful work has been and would focus more on the good things that happen.

but you could see their stress just from the bags under their eyes, or their unkempt hair you always used to comb before they left for work.

when you offer to relieve them, hange would hesitate, telling you that they don't want you getting even more tired just for that.

you would take their hand and tell them that maybe they could relieve themself with some form of help from you.

a smile would creep on their face as you say that, asking for your permission to touch themself and come on your belly again as it leaves them riled up and satisfied

you would happily agree to it as hange locked your lips in a heated kiss as they touched themself.

after that heated-up session, hange would kiss your forehead once again, cleaning both of you up for bed.

they'll never miss a night telling you how beautiful you are, how much they love you, how grateful they are that you're carrying their child, that they are the happiest knowing you would be the mother of their children and will spend their years loving and growing with you

hange would doze off to the thought of you and the baby inside you, a tranquil scenery that keeps them alive, a memory in their head cherished forever even years after

likes, reblogs, and comments are appreciated, sweethearts <3

#hange zoe headcanons #hange zoë #hanji zoë #hange zoe #hanji zoe #hange zoe x reader #hanji zoe x reader #hange zoe x you #hanji zoe x you #hange zoe x y/n #hanji zoe x y/n #hange zoe smut #hanji zoe smut #hange x reader #hanji x reader #hange x y/n #hanji x y/n #hange x you #hanji x you #aot x reader #aot x y/n #aot x you #aot x female reader #attack on titan fanfiction #shingeki no kyojin fanfiction #✂ rem writes____✍︎

[omg-snakes]

Hello! I need some help with corn snake genetics, if you'd be willing to lend your time and knowledge ^^ I recently went to a snake convention and got me a new corn snake baby. It was sold to me as a mystery motley, so I've been trying to find out for a few days now what her genetics could be. I know for a fact she's Motley because of her patternless stomach, but the rest I'm not so sure about. She seems to be a type of Amel (she has orange eyes & pupils) but I hesitate to call her one because her color is more faded than that of a typical Amel. I'm thinking she could be some kind of hybrid? Then again, I don't know much about genetics. Here's some info on her parents, which might help determine her morph. Her mother is an Anery Ultramel Hurricane Motley and her father is a Lavender Ultramel Motley. The baby in question: (I also have pictures of her siblings, which I could send in later if you need more information)

Hey friend!

First off, corn-gratulations on your new baby! They're super duper cute and their coloration is just lovely.

I'm... A little concerned that the person who sold you this snake knew the morphs of the parents but doesn't know the morph of this snake. That's a big red flag for me. Is it that they hatched something unexpected, are they unsure of how to identify the phenotypes of various genes, or are they not taking the time to learn genetics and just admitting that they have no clue what they're doing??

...Moving on.

It's funny that you mention hybrids because Ultra is not a natural corn snake gene and is the result of hybridization! The Ultra gene came from crossing a grey rat snake with a corn snake. Ultra is allelic to Amel and can result in a third visual morph that's kinda in-between Ultra and Amel, and that's how we get Ultramel. If anybody remembers doing punnett squares in biology class, you may be able to visualize that if we were to breed two Ultramel snakes we'd have a clutch of babies that will hatch about 25% Ultra, 25% Amel, and 50% Ultramel.

So let's think about the possible combinations for the two parent snakes:

Anery Ultramel Motley X Lavender Ultramel Motley

Possible outcomes:

1:2 Ultramel Motley het Anery, Lavender

1:4 Ultra Motley het Anery, Lavender

1:4 Amel Motley het Anery, Lavender

The snake in your photo doesn't look like any of these. There's no hint of Ultra and they are amelanistic for sure, but we're seeing muted reds/yellows and enhanced peach tones which is more consistent with Lavender/Amel combos like Opal.

Not to say that Ultramel Motley is a particularly rare gene combination, but I'm suspicious that this seller knew their morphs specifically but didn't identify the babies so I'm going to say it's very, very likely that these parent snakes are siblings.

If that's the case, it would be reasonable to say that the actual genetics of the parents are Anery Ultramel Motley het Lavender and Lavender Ultramel Motley het Anery.

Possible outcomes:

2:16 Ultramel Motley

2:16 Ultramel Lavender Motley

2:16 Ultramel Anery Motley

2:16 Ultramel Moonstone Motley

1:16 Amel Motley

1:16 Opal Motley

1:16 Snow Motley

1:16 Lavender Snow Motley

1:16 Ultra Motley

1:16 Ultra Lavender Motley

1:16 Ultra Anery Motley

1:16 Ultra Moonstone Motley

So looking at that spread, we can see that Opal Motley, which your little one does strongly resemble, is in the list. They're a bit more orangey than expected for an Opal, so there may yet be something else in play. Or I could be totally wrong! That's an option, too!

If you wouldn't mind sharing sibling photos, as well as any/all information about the seller (privately if you prefer, up to you), I can grab my deerstalker hat and my calabash pipe and we'll see if we can't unravel this mystery!

#what's with this sudden rise in peach colored corn snakes? #very interesting #snake #snakes #reptile #reptiles #reptiblr #corn snake #corn snakes #corn snake morphs #corn snake morph identification #guess that morph #corn snake genetics #answers to questions #text post #long post #elementary my dear watson

[r0-boat]

Just read your Ingo and Emmett fic and WOOOOOOOO BOOOOOI it was spicy! May I request a Colress smut where he runs a few “expirements” on the reader in his lab if ya know what I mean ;)

Oooh! Colress

Smut

Colress loves to watch don't get me wrong he loves fucking you as much as the next guy but

Imagine: thinking Colress won't be home till later tonight. You start fucking yourself with a toy. Not 10 mins in you panic when you lock eyes with Colress as he walks into your shared bedroom. His facial expression is unreadable for a moment until he sees you taking the toy out of you" Why did you stop? don't stop because I just came in please continue. Pretend I'm not here." He says slowly closing the door leaning against it

Colress would wouldn't like the idea of roleplay but then after a successful sexy scenario where he was your doctor he became hooked.

Colress one night had a wet dream where he was an evil scientist (an idea that he usually cringes at) pumping is caused by watching you cry and scream his name all you're being fucked mercilessly by a fuck machine. He is never came so hard to a dream before.

Something about sexual tension and the feeling of not cumming for long periods of times.... not because he's a masochist he just wants to see how much his body can handle not giving in to human desires.

You come in with some snacks in Colress's study and see him working on something " baby what you doing?" He smiles holding up a small flask of pink liquid " oh! Love! good timing I just finishing potent aphrodisiac. One drop of this substance is extremely strong. I just need to find a good test subject" you sent plate on his desk "oh? Where are you going to fine o-" you cut yourself off when you looked up and see Colress downig the glass.

I can see Colress with a breeding Kink but like nerd Edition. This bitch is doing Punnett squares in his head when he breeding you sfhsjgc

This one is purely my opinion so you don't have to listen to this last one but here it goes: going off of course having a breeding kink somewhere deep deep like a deep fantasy he wants is being treated like he needs to repopulate the earth.

#ro.chatting #Colress.thirst #pokemon Colress smut #pokemon Colress #smut

[hjbender]

I would love to hear your oc headcanons for thorklings 😳 What are they like? Will they take more after Thor or Loki? Will they have their jotunn markings? Will one of them turn into a wolf and eat the other?

Another Anon Ask: What is an ideal Thorkling supposed to look like? Assuming it is male. Will it have Thor’s blonde hair or Loki’s dark locks? Will it have Thor’s eyes or Loki’s? Please tell me!!! 

Ah, thorklings!

In my opinion, it’s a genetic roulette wheel when it comes to Thor and Loki’s babies. Anything is possible. I may pick a more jötunn child if it’s a story where I’m really trying to underline Loki’s heritage—kind of like what I’m doing in In Side Out, which is basically a great big “Loki coming to terms with being a frost giant” fic (and having lots of sex with Thor ofc). 

For a human AU I’d naturally go with the standard human baby stuff. Perhaps the thorkling will take after one parent more than the other—Thor’s blond hair and build with Loki’s cunning, mischievous personality, or Loki’s dark hair and slim frame with Thor’s affable, laughable nature. Or maybe (more realistically) their traits are equally matched and we end up with a thorkling who has brown hair and teal eyes, a tall-medium build, and is very astute yet easygoing. 

Perhaps Thor has a red-headed gene and the kid ends up with flaming ginger hair. Or—and here we’re going back to canon again—maybe Loki’s jötunn genes are really strong and he and Thor have a baby with blue skin and blue eyes and everything is blue da ba dee da ba dah. Maybe it’s even a giant kid! Hey, it’s possible.

It’s fun, this mix-and-match. Did you ever do Punnett Squares in school? That was the highlight of freshman year biology for me. I would draw them for fun, typically with a flair of fantasy to them. Kitsune and werewolves and all that.

Speaking of which, I think it’d be hilarious and very appropriate if, out of Thor and Loki’s mostly-humanoid children, the odd monster popped up. Maybe something to do with Loki’s shapeshifting shenanigans mutating his eggs so that the family portrait hanging over the fireplace is of two proud parents and their three kids, one of whom happens to be a giant wolf. Or maybe the opposite: all of the thorklings are monsters except for one completely normal kid who is considered the “odd one” of the family but is nonetheless loved, just as the monster kids are.

You know... these asks have given me a really cute idea involving my very humble art skills and my even humbler Javascript skills, so stay tuned, I’ll probably have a surprise for all my followers and guests in a week or so!

#give or take 5000 years #lol #ask bender #thorklings #thorki #loki’s children #thor’s children #thorki family #loki’s monster children #fenrir #jormungandr #sleipnir #hel #vali #narfi #thor #loki #punnett squares #genotypes #biology #hereditary traits #jotunn loki

[phoebehalliwell]

AU Chris is Paige and Richard’s son. What would his power be? What about Chris’ relationships with his parents?

chris being paige and richard’s son would like totally explain why he’s Like That actually that would be a great au so once again i’m gonna bring up my conspiracy theory that richard was dosed with the blood of some greater being as a baby by his parents in the hopes of making some superwitch but as we all know from dr curtis williamson of astral monkey fame receiving the blood of someone more powerful than u can create some disastrous consequences, which i believe is exactly what we see with richard and his fucked up relationship to magic given richards advanced powers (namely conjuration) and also the fact that the montana family probably didn't want it to be obvious that they y'know experimented on their kid imma say richard was somehow infused with avatar blood, seeing as they were basically unknown beings until s7, so no one would really be able to id his powers. i also think that explains how we saw richard get so insanely powerful towards the end like in i dream of phoebe he was even able to manifest a teleportation power through conjuration bc as we learned, avatars draw their power from a collective, so i’m positing that having a relationship with paige especially like y'know it's physical there's an intense emotional element that we see she even lives with him so like. it's a Relationship™. yeah that whole relationship only added to his own powers as paige sorta became his collective (i don't think this takes away from paige's powers at all more like if you shine a flashlight into a mirror it bounces back that light it's not taking away any light from the flashlight it's simply using what it was given to create more if that makes sense like in the abstract we don’t need to talk the physics of how light is reflected think of this in vague terms) so uh yeah that’s what’s up i think if richard did not have avatar blood he would just be a normal telekinetic which is a power we see him display at various points at just sort of a normal level couple that with the fact that paige is also a telekinetic and i think it is very safe to say that their child would have telekinesis i think telekinesis is the brown eyes of the magical world the dominant gene in the punnett square or whatever 7th grade was a long time ago i also think they are bound to some sort of teleportation power as both paige and richard can teleport i’d love to see it me some hybrid between fading and orbing as they are the first witchlightvatar i feel like they should have something wholly unique to show for it for another active power projection is an option as it is very close to conjuration while simultaneously being a power in the warren line but i wouldn’t want to give chris the same power as wyatt tho seeing as chris is a family name from leo’s side it wouldn’t quite make sense whenever i write about a paige/richard child i always call them bennie named after richard’s father which i think still works as chris is also named after his paternal grandfather but yeah the point i was making is having bennie travel through time and like exist in like this juxtaposition with wyatt idk i feel like it’s not as fun if they have the same power set so maybe i’ll take richards conjuring and modify it to match paige’s past life and say conjuring the elements? the entire montana family line seems to have energy balls as a power so like . that could add to that theory maybe. like the evil enchantress could conjuring lightning i think the avatars also had lightning powers but i think that was purely a leo addition and an elder power and paige has no ties to an elder status so. idk. i sorta like the conjuring the elements power i do think richard is the firstborn of his generation and paige is technically sam’s firstborn so i think they both get Legacy Points there and then bennie would go on to be the first born in the montana line so i think that could justify very op power like conjuring the elements i think that they would inherit some of richard’s mania to some degree i mean as we know there is a genetic component to addiction and both paige and richard have suffered from it but i think since the foreign blood is a) diluted and b) in a host with a greater power capacity (as we know, witches get stronger with every generation and adding a charmed one into the mix is definitely an added boost) i don’t think those genes would manifest themselves in the way they did with like richards obsession with magic however i think substance abuse and also probably and anxiety disorder are very much on the table if we’re talking bennie replaces chris as the one to come from the dark future quite frankly this kid’s gonna be more that a little fucked up bc lord knows nothing stable ever happened there i also think they wouldn’t be nearly as good of a liar as chris as i think they’re gonna have ten times more impulsivity i also think they wouldn’t tip toe around the truth so much like i know chris is really anxious about like negatively impacting the future i do not think bennie would give nearly as much of a shit like the future already sucks that’s why i’m here so Sit Down bc i have some Very Bad News for y’all i think like within the first ten episodes of season six bennie would have already made it very obvious that wyatt goes full dark no stars due to something that’s about to happen i do think they would wanna keep it under wraps about their specific lineage bc like they’re here to change a whole lot of things but i think they’d still like to exist at the end of the day but i do think that phoebe would find out and the news would spread i think in the light future without an evil wyatt bennie would not end up remotely as fucked up as they also probz wouldn’t be an orphan which i imagine is really likely in their dark future i think richard would strip his magic and live as a mortal but still teach bennie what he knows about magic and potion making bc like. he’s well verse. there are also a lot of montana traditions and secret recipes i think he would want to pass down but like not for one second i think richard would regret stripping his powers i think he would be making a potion with his kid and just be like yeah i’m so glad i’m not actually magical anymore this is just like making weird soup i’m not getting weird vibes and strange jolts of magic and funny voice in my head there’s no pressure to get it right if it’ll work or not i’m just here throwing ingredients in a cauldron w my kid : ) i also think richard would get like hella into tai chi or something very focused on medicine and alternative healing styles oh richard like paige was definitely also a pothead in high school but the point is bennie would be like very well versed in meditation and what’s it called not aromatherapy but like. apothecary? herbaltherapy? plantohealing? you know that thing people are into like teas and herbs that fuckin uhh help with colds and stuff basically like the non magical properties of the world in fact i think they’d be the most knowledgeable out of anyone from gen2 on like nonmagical uses for things like there are mortal ways to solve problems that can work just fine and i think yeah bennie does know richard’s past and the issues with magic i think that that’s something that personally scares them not enough to like not practice but like enough that they don’t ever like use magic for unnecessary purposes like they will Not be telekinetically closing the manor door shut at the end of the season they will be closing the door like a normal person that type of thing. in regards to a relationship with paige i think in the trying to fix the future part of this au bennie would get really close to paige bc like again paige probably was murdered in the dark future but i don’t think bennie would be like chris like she’s just gonna die so why get close i think bennie would really utilized the time that they do have to just like. be with their mom. i think paige would definitely be freaked to like be a mom bc she’s like woah i’m not that old and like have a 22 year old call you mom like definitely ages you but like i do think paige would see a lot of herself in her kid especially as this version of bennie like grew up really without parents and like this that and the other they’d also really remind paige of the kids she saw at social services and i do think paige would be very like mom-y around her kid like i would not describe paige as a motherly woman i would never call her the mom friend but like around bennie she like goes full mom like cuts crusts off sandwiches and everything mode (piper and phoebe find it fucking hilarious)

#really love the idea of a paige richard kid #which i have talked about before on this blog #i also like really like richard he was done so dirty #but like he could have been something man #whatever underrated character #charmed #paige matthews #richard montana #paige x richard #bennie montana #💌 #au

[ladyartemesia]

So I have a few questions regarding The Mark of Yun-Ki. Forgive me for being a dumbass if the answers are all there in the story.

1. To my understanding (so correct me if I’m wrong), yoongi and his twin are both hybrids because their mom (the kidnapped princess) was a hybrid, but only Yoongi bears the mark of the tiger God. But turns out their dad (the late emperor) also bore the mark? So does that mean he was a hybrid too or not? Or bearing the mark of Yun-Ki =/= being a hybrid?

2. OC here said: “I believe he intends to present the first non-hybrid child I bear him as the true heir.” Does this mean the emperor (yoongis twin) is NOT a hybrid? Because if he’s one, he’ll still sire hybrid kids no matter whom he begets those kids from due to his hybrid genes.

3. Is General Jung... Hoseok? If so, I’d like to volunteer being cast as his wife 😛😛 let me be delusional! Yes, I’m OC’s mother who gave birth to her because her dad was a stallion who railed me into the next week that resulted in my pregnancy with her 😌😌😌

4. I’m jesting haha. In all seriousness though, is OC’s mom still in the picture or is she maybe dead? Because it seems like she wasn’t mentioned anywhere at all throughout the story (although that may have been because she just didnt help move the plot in any way). If she’s still in the picture, does she have a good relationship with her daughter?

No worries anon! I don’t mind clarifying any questions my lovely readers have 🥰

Here we go!

1. Yoongi and his twin (Min Yoon Di) are both tiger hybrids. Yoongi’s hybrid features manifested externally, but his brother (while still a hybrid) looked human. The mark has nothing to do with being a hybrid and everything to do with being the rightful heir to the throne. The twin’s father bore the Mark because he was the chosen heir, just like his father before him. The Tiger god only marks the sacred Min bloodline.

2. Genetics in world of The Mark world work just like genetics in this world. Two parents both contribute features/genes to a child (Punnett Square). The child of a human female and a tiger hybrid with one human parent (like the twins) could be one of four things—

A human

A hybrid with externally manifested hybrid features

A hybrid with only internally manifested hybrid features who looks human (like Yoon Di)

A human with recessive hybrid genes that could manifest if they mate with another human with recessive hybrid genes (very rarely, two full humans will give birth to a hybrid and this is how that works).

... interestingly enough, the emperor would probably not have made Yoon Di his heir if he’d known that he was an internally manifested hybrid. He believed the child to be human because he looked human. They didn’t discover that Yoon Di was also a hybrid until he became very sick around age 8. By that point, the emperor was already committed to the deception and it was too late to go back.

3. General Jung IS Hoseok and there is a companion drabble to the Mark of Yunki here that confirms it.

4. Sadly OC’s mother is gone. She unfortunately passed away when OC was still a baby due to illness. It is never stated (though it is sort of implied) in the story, but it may be mentioned in future connected stories.

I hope this answers all your questions! Thank you so so much for reading and coming to talk to me about my work! 🥰

(Also the way I howled about General Jung railing you— 😂🤣)

#the mark of yunki #min yoongi #lovely anons #tw: death of a parent #genetics in the Mark of Yunki

[botanyshitposts]

hey i remember you saying that you took ap bio a while ago? and i just wanted to ask if you had any tips or resources for that class, because it's already march and my teacher still hasn't covered a lot of content and i really wanna learn about biology and do well on the test

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a lot of AP biology is just….repeating over and over again some very core stuff. this is the same stuff that, if u go to college for biology, you will hear over and over again in all your specialized classes so you can use that base knowledge to build off of. learning some of these things in AP bio in high school suddenly made me understand what the fuck i was reading about in random botany papers on the internet.

here is a list of some of these things that i can think of right off the top of my head, followed by a no-means-comprehensive brief description 

-cellular respiration: 1. food bits enter the cell. 2. food bits go through some processing right outside the mitochondria. 3. Special, Refined Food Bits™ are invited into the mitochondria, where they are processed a little more before their electrons are ripped from them and shoved over like….u know those old timey flour mills powered by the big water wheel things?? the electrons are the water going over the big water wheel thing, the old timey mill is this one protein embedded in the inner wiggly parts of the mitochondria, and the flour is a chemical the rest of the organism can use as energy. so thats that on that

-photosynthesis: 1. there are a few kinds of photosynthesis that all argue over how one should get water into the actual photosynthesis chemical reaction. different kinds of plants sometimes use different kinds of photosynthesis. 2. it happens in chloroplasts, which are green because they can absorb red and blue light but can’t absorb green light and therefore reflect all that shit out and we see green. 3. there are a couple proteins that do the actual capturing of light (they don’t actually capture the light itself despite this wording you hear; the light just excites some electrons from water, and those get passed around. long story) that are cool as fuck that you should look at. 4. there are ‘light’ reactions and ‘dark’ reactions. light reactions turn sun energy into high-energy molecules, dark reactions are the plant taking those high-energy molecules and using them to turn CO2 into usable sugars it can send around the plant and digest when needed (by digesting them as the food bits mentioned in cellular respiration)

-the so-called ‘central dogma of biology’: this is super important. like every advanced biology class ive taken in college has drilled this with us. basically, it’s the process DNA takes to make itself into actual proteins that get expressed in an organism. the steps are: 

1. start with DNA. DNA is replicated using the enzyme DNA polymerase. the process of DNA replication is called…well, DNA replication. 

2. a little portion of relevant DNA is copied into a little strip of RNA, which is single stranded and can be safely moved out of the nucleus into the cell (this is because if u were to actually export the raw ass DNA into the cell, if something fucked it up it would literally fuck up the entire DNA strand and that would be really, really bad). it does this using the enzyme RNA polymerase. this process is called transcription (as in like, you transcribe something you hear someone say by copying it down. this sounds obvious but its really easy to get this step and the next step mixed up)

3. after the RNA gets processed into mRNA (which is just an edited version with extra shit on the ends to keep it from getting nerfed upon contact with the outside world), it gets exported into the cell and imported into an organelle called a Ribosome, which reads the mRNA and attaches amino acids to a chain of amino acids in the order that it the mRNA says to (this is one of those things that seems like…impossible for something to do just with chemistry, but once u learn about it ur like ‘ooohhh thats how it does that’). the ribosome then releases the chain once it hits a point on the mRNA strand that tells it that the chain is complete. once the chain of amino acids is like, out there floating around, it’s own chemistry (and sometimes other enzymes and stuff) causes it to fold into an actual protein, which can like…actually do stuff and things. this is process is called translation, as in, you translate something from one language to another. 

-speaking of cells, cell stuff: 1. most cells go through cycles of life towards the goal of dividing from one cell into two cells. the process goes G1, S, G2, M  (unless you’re a cell that isn’t supposed to divide once u reach maturity, like a neuron, in which case u exist in a state called G0). before one phase, the cell checks itself to make sure that everything is in place and ready to go to the next stage. if something is wrong in this checking process, it can be a physical manifestation of cancer, the uncontrolled and unregulated growth of cells. 2. the M phase- Mitosis- has a whole ass process all of it’s own that’s super important that i wont go into here. 3. the creation of genetically recombined cells (reproduction) undergoes the process of Meiosis (different from mitosis!!! idk why they named these so similarly!!!! oh my god!!!!). this is….kind of like mitosis, but most definitely not mitosis. do not let a question on a test fool u when it asks u if its the same thing. it’ wild process that i can 100% guarantee you’ll get tested on at some point in ur biological career and i want to let u know right off the bat that it took me learning this three (3) separate times in three (3) separate classes to actually understand it bc that shit is confusing as fuck so. just lettin u know right off the bat there 4. cells are full of smaller compartmentalized organ things called organelles that do stuff and things, the most important being the nucleus, which holds the DNA (unless it’s a bacteria. bacteria DO NOT have nuclei and their DNA literally just floats in there, whole ass out in a kind of….weird special region called the nucleoid. this is another thing that teachers love to ask on tests). 

-evolution: 1. evolution is descent with modification. if a mouse gets its tail cut off, then has babies, the babies will still be born with tails, because evolution does not pass on acquired traits (this sounds super obvious but in the victorian era they literally, actually determined this by cutting off mouse tails and having them have babies bc everyone thought an offsprings’ resemblance to it’s parents came from ‘’’’’essences’’’’’ from every part of the parents’ bodies physically migrating to the reproductive organs to have offspring, which like……they were on the right track but that’s really, really not how that works lmao) 2. we have two copies of every chromosome so that if a gene in one copy is Fucked Up, the gene in the other copy can cover it so it doesn’t bother anything. genes in this context are called ‘alleles’. this leads to a system where alleles can be dominant or recessive, demonstrated by a capital letter (dominant = A) and a lowercase letter (recessive = a). note that a recessive allele doesnt necessarily translate to a Fucked Up allele, but that Fucked Up alleles in general, regardless of how they affect other alleles, are generally selected against. you can see how a Fucked Up dominant allele could be much be more destructive than a Fucked Up recessive allele, though; dominant alleles get passed on to offspring at a higher rate, and will ‘cover’ less fucked up alleles. it’s a mess in there man 3. a pair of two of the same kind of allele (two dominant or two recessive) are referred to as ‘homozygous’, while a dominant allele paired with a recessive allele are called ‘heterozygous’. 4. the genetic makeup of an offspring in regards to a single pair of alleles in it’s parents can be determined by something called a ‘punnet square’. behold: 

this is referring to yellow-colored and green-colored beans. the Y dominant allele will cover the recessive green allele, showing the effects of the Y allele in the offspring. one parent his homozygous for recessive y alleles while the other parent is heterozygous. this means that half the offspring will turn out yellow while the other half will turn out green, because half of them will be heterozygous for Y while the other half will be homozygous for the recessive y if that makes sense (note: the ‘genotype’ of an organism is the state of it’s alleles, the ‘phenotype’ of an organism is what actually is expressed. so a bean pod with the Yy genotype and a bean pod with the YY genotype will both have a yellow phenotype). punnett squares can be kind of tricky to learn, but practice helps a lot once you get going. 

this post is getting to be like 800 miles long so im gonna stop for the sanity of everyone reading this but other biology people of tungle feel free to add on more core biology concepts, i know im covering mostly molecular stuff here but there’s also like…population biology, anatomy, reproduction, basic biological diversity, and all that stuff that doesn’t deal with genes and cells and all that (which by the way isn’t for everyone; some people despise this part of biology, so anybody wondering if they should go into bio reading this post thinking ‘god oh no i hate this’ know this post swings heavily in the direction of the portion of bio i prefer lmao)

#IM SO SORRY THIS IS SO LONG!!!!!!!!!!! #long post #not plonts #well i guess sort of but u kno. not entirely plants #asks #Anonymous

[aka-willow]

Familiar

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Words: 1041

Characters: Willow Wren, Ethan Kim, Gooblin, Pip, Pingu, Burr, Spark, Danny, Manny, Dew, Fanisimo, France, Sabbath

Prompt/Tag:

“You’ve got to be more careful.”

“You can’t keep ignoring this.”

Summary: Willow hacks the fourth ex-Facility scientist but doesn’t confront them

Timeline: November 2015

Song: 4am - Bastille

A/N: i love them all they’re so stupid

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I sat in my room, video chatting with the other Lab Rats as we briefed each other on the last few weeks. I found myself leaving out parts, like the fact that instead of just going through the files we had and leaking one scientist’s information at a time, I was confronting them in person. Which is why I won’t be doing that anymore. That incident at the library was way too close.

Still, confronting them had yielded some interesting results, such as the one-worded memory I had regained, and the theory that a book had been involved with our project. Pingu and I had told them about Subject Zero, but none of us remembered her and there were no leads on her besides the few random references in the files Fanisimo had uncovered.

“Okay, guys, I need us to all put our one braincell to work on this one,” I said. “Think really hard. Does anyone remember a book? Or—” I rolled up my sleeve “—this word?” We can’t keep ignoring this.

“For the thousandth time, no,” said Manny. “Look, they’d take us into the Blue Lab or whatever and that’s it. I remember nothing from there.”

“There’s twelve of us,” I said. “I mean, out of all of us we should be able to piece something together, right?”

“There was a test…a… what’s the word…” Sabbath said suddenly. “A… process? They had a name for it. I heard it once and I remember thinking that’s what’s wrong with us, that’s why I don’t remember. It was around the time we escaped, so there was no reset to wipe those memories.”

“So, what’s the name of the process?” Burr asked.

“Well, I don’t remember,” said Sabbath. “That’s the point. I just remembering knowing.”

“Anything?” I asked. “A letter, the way it sounds…?”

“It began with F,” said Sabbath. “Like flower or frost…”

“Poll the audience?” I asked the others, checking the time. “I have to go in a few minutes.” Ethan would be over soon.

“Fuck? That’s an F word,” France says. “Or… hey… me. France.”

“Think about this logically,” said Fanisimo. “HYDRA’s naming of things was like a whole department. It would have to have meaning. Think things that might relate. German names, or…”

“Beethoven,” said Pingu. “That’s German.”

“That doesn’t begin with F,” said Gooblin.

“He’s Austrian, isn’t he?” Pip asked.

“God, we’re braindead,” Dew said. “Uh… frost-y? That’s the thing they have a Wendy’s. And like maybe it has something to do with the cold?”

“I had Wendy’s for the first time last week,” Spark interjected. “That shit’s good.”

“These words seem too easy,” said Danny. “Too… what’s the word… not formal enough. You know?”

“Colloquial,” Burr supplied.

“I’d know it when I hear it,” said Sabbath. The conversation drifted to a 4am call that some of the boys were trying to get together, and Burr berating Danny and Manny for exposing their powers in Vegas as part of a magic set. Special effects could explain the display, but some of the Lab Rats were still on edge about it.

“You’ve got to be more careful,” she said. “Stop posting those videos on Youtube.”

“Dew posted on Youtube,” tattled Manny.

I heard our apartment buzzer ring and when I checked my phone, I saw Ethan had texted me.

Ethan: Here!

I hurried to clean up my mess of a desk and leaned back into the camera view for a moment. “Got to go,” I said. “Let’s talk soon. Keep spitballing words. If we got the name of whatever they did to us, well, it’s a start. Also books. Get on that.” I heard one of the other Lab Rats say something along the lines of ew homework as I disconnected. I was slightly jealous of a few of them because it seemed that they had moved on from the Facility faster than I had, especially considering they left after me. Pingu seemed to be doing well with her family in D.C., Gooblin had started some writing project, a group of the boys were still doing tricks in Vegas, Dew had just launched the music video we had helped him film, and on and on and on. It seemed like I was one of the only ones really fixated on getting back the memories we lost and figuring out what really happened. I needed that to move on.

The others were content to just forget, and I really couldn’t blame them.

After checking myself in the bathroom mirror, I nearly tripped over my backpack in the entryway as ran over to buzz Ethan in and let him up. I surveyed the apartment while I waited, making sure everything looked normal. Of course it would look normal. Why wouldn’t it?

In the final minutes before Ethan got upstairs, I double-checked the leak on the fourth Facility scientist I had planned and activated a VPN just before I hit send. Seconds later, Ethan was knocking on our apartment door and I slammed my laptop shut as I let him in. “Hey, dude.”

“Hi,” he said, waving in the awkward way he always did, which I had become accustomed to in the last few months. “Ready to make some babies?” He gave a nervous laugh. “Sorry… that was stupid I meant like do the baby project with the Punnett squares and stuff. Don’t know why I thought that would be funny…”

I laughed, despite myself. “You’re good. Let’s go sit.”

As Ethan and I worked through our biology homework and I tried to figure out how bat wings would play into our fake child’s genes (not that I would tell Ethan), I spent the other work time discreetly monitoring the file leak and the aftermath. The Lab Rat group chat finalized plans for a virtual sleepover and discussion session the following night. Even though we annoyed each other tremendously, I was still excited about the call.

I still had other things on my mind, though. I wanted to confront this scientist, Taddeo Moser, and ask him my questions but I knew it was too risky. This can work just as well.

But this fourth leak wasn’t nearly as satisfying. I found myself wanting a piece of the action. I need to look them in the eye.

#ww writing #willow wren #ethan kim #gooblin #pingu #burr #fanisimo #dew #danny #manny #pip #spark #sabbath #france

[tvmecaps]

1. who is this guy why is he in a fucking nascar 2. WHAT A WEIRD FADE TRANSITION 3. “my background is in racing.” “i love? racing??” 4. emily seems like a gem 5. emily: “where did you come from? 😊” arie: “haha!” 6. if someone said that to me i’d be like 7. idk the limo 8. i wish corinne came back

9. emily: *doesn’t say i love you back* arie: “i just felt, in that moment, that she loved me”

10. chris harrison: “you flew to charlotte” arie: “i flew to charlotte” me: “he flew to charlotte?!” 11. SHE DIDN’T READ THE JOURNAL 12. how embarrassing

13. “i was gone probably 200 days a year, avoiding the pain and heartbreak” imagine having that luxury 14. omg that baby is huge 15. omg I love when the couples are real 16. chris harrison saying arie is the best kisser they’ve had on the show is weird 17. wow a single mom that’s an original take 18. wow a weird amount of realtors 19. “gotta get a boyfriend first” WHA TA WIERD THING TO SAY 20. “i’m jealous one day i’ll find love!!” she says to the bride and groom 21. these girls are so WEIRD 22. SOMETIMES WE GET PEOPLE WITH BULLET WOUNDS 23. is this raven’s friend 24. from weiner 25. “we kind of have to make our own fun” *shoots a gun* 26. AT LEAST HE HAS A JOB 27. I LOVE RAVEN 28. they seem like they’d be sorority sisters 29. KENDALL 30. his tongue is like, so huge

31. WITH TAXIDERMY, I CAN KEEP IT FOREVER 32. if i ever met anyone with a stuffed polar bear I would immediately murder them and go to prison for life 33. I LOVE YOU SEAL 34. WHAT THE FUCK

35. omg another mom 36. oh she’s a nanny 37. “im a mix of gentle and nurturing” babe what’s the difference 38. i hope marikh beats the shit out of kendall

39. coach crystal 40. this is the worst thing i’ve ever seen 41. KRYSTAL WITH A K 42. IT GOT WORSE 43. SHE’S JUST RECORDING HERSELF JUMPING ON THE BEAHC 44. BECAUSE MY BROTHER IS HOMELESS 45. IM SCREAMING 46. aw this is kind of sweet tho 47. if i had to pretend to prance into the ocean while abc productions filmed me i would throw myself into the sand and let the water take me

48. this limo full of bachelor girls < a single cab full of jersey shore girls 49. i wish they had a jersey shore bachelor crossover 50. i wanna see sammi sweetheart on the bachelor 51. chris: “so you’ve tried to fall in love multiple times and haven’t 52. arie: thanks 53. maybe we’ll both be off the market I want to kill myself 54. chelsea’s entire face looks fake 55. but ok 56. sienne is not a name i’m sorry 57. aw the cufflinks 58. i hope she wins and he proposes wearing them 59. i already love tia she’s said 2 words

60. she 61. she got him a little wiener 62. “please tell me 63. you do not already 64. have 65. a little wiener” 66. arie: “I like her”

67. i want to punch chelsea in the face 68. who tf is bibiana 69. “then i think about like oh my god my babies would have blue eyes” 70. bib, do you… do you knwo punnett squares 71. he caught a softball “i’m so impressed with you!” 72. omg the nice butt bumper sticker 73. “i don’t have a very big butt” 74. wow they’re really giving krystal quite the entrance

75. “in this moment we’re ready for the adventure to begin” 76. she has a giant bowtie on her ass 77. ARIE GOES 78. “i needed that”

79. “there have been a lot of girls coming through,” one girl says suspiciously 80. as if she’s never seen the bachelor 81. “BEAUTIFUL. GIRLS.” chelsea says, murder in her eyes

82. LMAO I’M SCREAMING BEKAH PULLED FOF 83. AND ALL I SAW WAS HER HAIR IN THE CONVERTIBLE 84. AND I DEADASS THOUGHT 85. “who is this??? kris jenner??????”

86. i don’t know jenna but i love her 87. is she drunk 88. “and also maybe someone to take over the world with me” i love her

89. imagine someone brought you a rock 90. is she 91. is she gonna make him propose 92. why are they playing star wars music 93. WHO WAS THAT 94. why are there so many laurens 95. DID THEY SEND ALL THE LAURENS OUT IN A ROW 96. “any more and i’d be like, am i on the wrong show? *another lauren comes in 97. chelsea is a psycho 98. “nothing like a good icebreaker talking about all the dicks you’ve seen in your life” 99. ew 100. pit stop joke 101. HEY BABE, WANT TO SMELL MY PITS 102. I LOVE RIHANNA 103. this bitch in a mask 104. of course her name is annaliese

105. “i’m the only one in a costume so far” i miss alexis

106. THE GIRL WHO WAS SPECIFICALLY INTRODUCED TO ONE-UP BEKAH’S CAR ENTRANCE 107. I LOVE THIS BITCH 108. THE SHEER D R A M A

109. “sorry i’m late,” she laughs, CASUALLY STEPPING OUT OF THE RACE CAR

110. “she came in fast and furious, she came in last, maybe that’s how she wants to finish!” omg I HATE this bitch 111. he’s literally a generic handsome man 112. they cannot get over how generically handsome he is 113. she handed him a drink what a kissass 114. nysha i’ve never seen you in my life 115. CHELSEA STOLE HIM LITERALLY FROM THE TOAST 116. I HATE HER 117. i can’t stand this 118. what’s wrong with her face 119. why doesn’t it move

120. i’m the girl who said “where did you get your race car”

121. i’m sorry are they racing toy cars 122. HERS IS SO SLOW LMAOOOO 123. “brittany and him kissed. i don’t know why she’d do that.” i HATE chelsea

124. i’m the drunk girl talking about making people look cool with spas

125. aw i like annaliese 126. “how is the first night going? i would say great” “good so far,” arie corrects 127. chelsea’s gonna fuckin get it isn’t she

128. “can i talk to arie for a second?” “i literally just sat down” “but can i have him?” “i just sat down” “just for a minute” “but i just sat down” THIS ENTIRE EXCHANGE WAS MADE BETWEEN SMILES

129. omg she’s gonna talk to him AGAIN i hate her 130. omg they’re like really kissing 131. i really can’t like arie for this 132. this is so boring i just want to punch chelsea 133. there are too many girls for me to care about anyone who goes home

134. three things that make me excited to be alive? easy, death, dying, and the inevitable murder of donald j trump

135. arie: “excitement” 136. bekah: “excitement makes you excited”

137. CHELSEA 138. FUCK CHELSEA 139. first rose ceremony and the only girls i know are bekah and lauren numbers one through four 140. imagine he calls your name but then another last initial

141. no one will ever top alexis’s “move bitches”

142. thank god bibiana got a rose, honestly 143. fuck chelsea for staying instead of all these bitches 144. i’m both the girls watching the jets makeup through a telescope and the bitch making out with him on a JETSKI 145. I HOPE SOMEONE PUNCHES CHELSEA 146. i can’t wait for beech’s inevitable nervous breakdown 147. SOMEONE’S GOTTA BOYF

#the bachelor #bachelor s22

[thenerdcommander]

5 Things Meme

Tagged by @yes-this-is-sam.  I never get tagged in stuff so YAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS QUEEN

5 things you can find on my blog

Mass Effect

Dragon Age

The dankest of memes

Whatever randomness comes out of my brainhole

A little bit o’ Elder Scrolls

5 things you can find in my room

Cats

My smol babby fish

Me, obviously

A huge frigging mess (see: me)

Heck man you can find everything but Narnia in here tbh

5 things I always wanted to do

A Turian ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Go to Ireland

Get a bunch of big lizards to cuddle

Exist within a fictional universe

Make a living as a creative (not specifically art or writing, but just...creative stuff in general)

5 things that make me happy

OCs.  Mine, friends’, other people’s...heck I just love OCs

Friendos

Waking up on a weekday to a quiet, empty house that I can just wander and sing and have a good time without fear of being berated for random crap :’)

Dragon Age, Mass Effect, and Elder Scrolls.  And the funny little games like I Am Bread, Goat Simulator, and stuff like that.  Mannnn I live and breathe these games XD

Memes, and the less sense they make, the better

5 things on my to-do list

Sleep

Wake up

Eat

Not die

Repeat

5 things you may not know about me

I’m a genetic freak and one of my eyes is two different colors ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  This counts, right?

I used to breed betta fish as a hobby.  None of the babies lived past 3 weeks though because my mom forced me to overfeed them.  I had 5 different bettas at the time and I actually cultured my own microworms, made my own sponge filters, and I managed to earn a promotion on an aquarium website (full of professionals ._. I literally broke down into tears) for an article I wrote on betta genetics and figuring genetics on the Punnett Square.  This was back when I was 13 still.  I was a nerd.  Still am.  I love my fish and I love genetics ;u;

I have Irish, German, and Osage heritage.  Temper on all sides, redhead on two.

I have the terrible tendency to slip into accents while I’m talking.  I’ve never lived anywhere but the most accent-neutral part of the US and still I find myself randomly and legitimately slipping into Irish, British, Australian, and Texan.  That’s generally how you can tell when I’m a little too engaged in a conversation, or I’m getting worked up.

People talk all the time about how they don’t believe in luck, but I’m absurdly lucky.  Most things turn out my way in the end, whether there’s effort involved or not.  Sometimes bad things happen along the way too, but in the end, everything always ends up the way I want it to.  I am my own lucky charm.

Now y’all don’t have to do this, but I’m tagging @sp4cewaifu @semisolidmind and @fine-not-fine

#5 things meme #why don't I ever take anything seriously #this is why we can't have nice things

[feveredreams]

this is a lot of questions indeedy

Tagged by @like-all-good-lions

Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 truths about you. At the end choose (we’re going with an arbitrary number) of people to be tagged.

LAST:

Last Drink: hot chocolate

Last Phone Call: My mom probs

Last Text Message: “you can’t go wrong, really”

Last Song You Listened To: Ariana Grande’s Into You, but 80s remix

Last Time I Cried: um. oh yeah watching that video about the woman who gave her kidney to her girlfriend, i was gay crying out of happiness. 

HAVE YOU EVER:

Dated Someone Twice: pffffffffft this assumes a lot.

Been Cheated On: nah

Kissed Someone and Regretted It: nope

Lost Someone Special: not really. 

Been Depressed: “been” depressed? wrong tense bud

Been Drunk and Thrown Up: Ya. promised myself I wouldn’t drink that much again but hey if that cute girl is at the party again I’m going to need some liquid courage...

IN THE PAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

Made a New Friend: oh definitely

Fallen Out of Love: no

Laughed Until You Cried: not yet

Met Someone Who Changed You: for sure

Found Out Who Your True Friends Were: what does this even mean,,,is there a test they have to take?

Found Out Someone Was Talking About You: in a good way!

GENERAL:

How many people on tumblr do you know in real life?: erm. do friends who were irl friends first and then got on tumblr count? cuz then like, 5-ish

Do you have any pets?: two westies!

Do you want to change your name?: when I was a kid I wanted my name to be Jack. I’m cool with mine now tho

What time did you wake up this morning?: 8:30-ish

What were you doing last night?: writing for NaNoWriMo 

Name something you cannot wait for: finding my people.

Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: yeah, there was a tom in high school who played trombone

What’s getting on your nerves rn?: myself

Blood type: honestly every time I ask my dad he makes me do a Punnett square so i have no clue

Nickname: Ni

Relationship status: single pringle, lookin to mingle

Zodiac sign: Pisces

Pronouns: She/her

Favorite tv show: You’re asking me to choose? good one. (the 100 before Lexa died, I guess)

College: Davidson College

Hair colour: dark brown, with occasional streaks of light brown/bronze in the sunlight

Long or short: it’s long af now (down to my lower back) but i’m cutting it tomorrow to abt shoulder length

Do you have a crush on someone: not one with feelings. I suppose it’s just attraction now, and testing the waters

What do you like about yourself: my weirdness, and general adaptability

FIRSTS:

First surgery: do wisdom teeth count? that was this summer

First piercing: has not happened and will not ever happen, probs

First best friend: a girl who lived down the street from me named Emma. Her mom had an enormous garden in the backyard and we’d pretend it was a jungle

First sport you joined: swimming I guess

First vacation: I think my parents took me to Disneyland when I was like, 5? idk, i wasn’t a conscious human then

First pair of sneakers: no idea. 

Eating: i’m gonna say it was probably baby food, since that’s what babies eat.

Drinking: had hard apple cider and got tipsy. Then i went to college and got lit.

I’m about to: go the fuck to sleep, maybe write some more to hit word count for today

Listening to: the white noise of my space heater. 

Want kids: depends

Get married: I suppose that’s the societally accepted idea. it’s got financial benefits plus you can call your s.o. “wifey”, so yeah

Career: what a good question! wish I had a straightforward answer. right now i’m on the track to be an environmental science major, and I’ve loved enviro and science since I was a kid so this is the logical, make a living plan. But I also need a creative outlet like I need oxygen, so being a writer would also be rad as fuck. but also probably not the best, financially. 

WHICH IS BETTER:

Lips or eyes: EYES AS FUCK

Hugs or kisses: ..both?

Shorter or taller: I’m like, five foot, so everybody is taller than me

Older or younger: if i extrapolate from past data it turns out I like older women

Romantic or spontaneous: spontaneous romance?

Sensitive or loud: these aren’t really opposites, but sensitive, I suppose

Hook up or relationship: relationship but I feel like a hookup is somehow more feasible.

Troublemaker or hesitant: the former is what I want to be, the latter is what I tend to be

HAVE YOU EVER:

Kissed a stranger: I wish

Drank hard liquor: heck yeah. beer is disgusting. 

Lost glasses/contacts: glasses, yeah. I once wore a pair into the ocean somehow not realizing that this would, in fact, be a bad idea.

Sex on first date: depends.

Broken someone’s heart: not that I know of. broken my own heart, fo sure

Been arrested: nope

Turned someone down: not that I can think of

Fallen for a friend: I mean..kind of

DO YOU BELIEVE:

In yourself: at times, if I’m feeling reckless

Love at first sight: used to, but now I think it’s rather impossible. a nice thought!

Heaven: i’ll get back to u on that

Santa Claus: my parents never even told us he was real so.

Now you know. I know i tagged a bunch of ppl earlier for the other thing but hey....if you’re feeling down for it, no pressure

@randomnerd192 @bathed-in-m0onlight @jedifighterpilot2727 @fuckingmonet @seigetsu-ren @taylstorm @paint-and-suffering @takohime

#wow that was long #should've written some more for nanowrimo but #eh #answered ask #ask meme

[baileysayswhat]

Well, it’s been a year. Truly. I haven’t blogged in a year! Not since my EPIK return to Korea (wink at y’all English teachers over there) for MinShik & Ara’s wedding.

And here those same people are celebrating their one year anniversary by having their first baby ON THAT DAY. That’s some Gattaca-level skill, I tell ya.

Lots has changed. LAWD. Yes. Grab yourself a low-carb snack because y’all about to get the deets.

Jobs

Two promotions at Grubhub and a sabbatical-turned-bowing-out at Titan Gym ALL IN THIS PAST ONE YEAR.

In January I became a Senior Sales Executive with Grubhub; it was a huge, out-of-the-blue honor and when I asked ‘what’s different than my current job?” my boss replied “Its what you’re already doing with the team, I’m just going to pay you for it.” How cool is that?!

Actual photo of said boss:

Seriously one of my favorite things in my career was in our first ever one on one development meeting last year (right *after* the Korea trip) the first thing I said was “I want you to know I’m in grad school for training and development and that’s what I want to do long term.”

His reply? “OK, let me hook you up with the right person who’s heading up training.” Literally the next week she got me in a classroom training new hires in a session 1x every 2 weeks. MONEY/MOUTH AND ALL THAT. When does that happen?!

And this past April when a new role opened up to become a sales trainer for new hires he recommended and she championed me for the role, which started May 1.

Y’all. I have never felt the Conan mantra of “If you work really hard and you’re kind, amazing things will happen” more. I joined Grubhub just to get a sales paycheck and have a regular schedule to pursue my passions and here this place that I thought would be a job I wasn’t going to put my heart into has given me such gifts. Managers that believe in me and CREATE JOBS that I wasn’t even aware of. I’m very blessed.

Now I’m the “Learning Solutions Associate” (ie. Non-Corporate Sales & Account Advisor Trainer) for all employees in those departments for Grubhub Inc. Nationwide. I’ve trained over 75 people in the last 5.5 months. That is bananas to me and I’m so grateful. All that in a year and a half at this company.

Because of that role shift and wrapping up grad school I knew that my time at Titan Gym was coming to a close. I have loved and sweated and bled and cried in that place – sometimes all at once – and I leave with so many good memories and relationships. I felt like I couldn’t be both throwing my heart (and fists) into learning & teaching Krav while also trying to originate a role at Grubhub.

So with a final rooftop drinking session and countless hugs I left (by choice) no longer an instructor at Titan Gym. I’m still a certified Krav Maga Level 1 Instructor through KMA and I know if I’m ever interested in getting back into it that Daniela and Ivo have my back. And if you need a place to kick ass, feel stronger or find mental toughness I will recommend Titan Gym to the moon and back again and again and again.

WHEW.

2. School

Yes, I finished my grad program at University of Wisconsin – Stout and now have my graduate certificate in Instructional Design. I need to frame that fancy piece of paper sometime soon.

3. Comedy

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE LAUGH SQUAD?! Oh man y’all. So last October in the week after I got back from Korea I auditioned for a ComedySportz House Team and was cast into the most perfect circle of weirdos by two insanely talented coaches who happened to have the exact same initials – HMS. So naturally our team name became “Pinafore” after the famous Gilbert & Sullivan comic opera ‘HMS Pinafore.’ I have still never to this day heard any music from it although I did briefly glance through the Wikipedia page.

No, I didn’t realize we were all serving fierce face. Or at least my genre of fierce face. Our team just had our final show on 10/6 and it has been a journey. I feel like I’ve grown with such a great team with depth and tears and joy. I have peed myself a little laughing so hard, which I can admit now that the team is done. I mean, I could have admitted it before but why BOTHER.

Truly I have loved the CSZ House Program; auditions for the next round are in November and I’m excited to see what the next group of people I get to fall in love with looks like!

Other things I’ve been blessed to yuk it up on/with: I got cast into a RIFF Music Improv camp which has had me perform 3x with a stone-cold group of short-form music improvisers that HAVE PIPES, y’all. Some of these people I’ve watched perform for years in music improv and it’s an honor to strap on a Britney mic and make up songs for an audience with them.

I’ve also done 2 seasons of MINt (Music Improv Night) at the Annoyance; such an open space to trying weird and beautiful things with music improv and our voices. If you’re looking for a community to fall in love with, the MINt crew is a good one. 4 teams every 4 months and you get such a wide range of experience, skills and strange, hilarious songs.

There’s been a few one-offs performing with friends’ groups and even a couple shows with some MI people I met in iO’s Music Program as an indie group named “AirBRB.”

I’m moving into a season when I’m not sure when my next show is; it’ll be light this next month, which is kind of a fun thing. I’ll miss it. But I think it’s healthy to have a breather and come back hungry, whenever the next show is. And you never know when someone might text you at 4pm about a show that night at 1030pm and you gotta be ready to make believe with the best!

4. Health

OOOOOHHHH fun. Let’s talk about it! Since last year when I got my Krav Maga instructor cert in July (shoutout to the 3am Protein Squad) I’ve let things slip a bit. And why not?! When you survive that kind of thing you deserve to let yourself chill. But…I didn’t really reign it in. I was doing ok; maintaining some cardio but I knew things needed to step up. I was getting a little burned out on Krav. Here’s my 7am face on the way to teach class:

I let myself write excuses and they added up. Once I was done punching/kicking regularly I did CrossFit for a few months – it was great and ya girl loves heavy weights – but the price was really high. Especially when I could be going out of town to our Phoenix office for work up to once a month, missing a week at a time. It was an expensive habit.

So I jumped back into going to LSAC (Lincoln Square Athletic Club) regularly – it’s been 3 weeks in and I’m kind of loving my schedule:

Mondays – Pole Class at Brass Ring (I KNOW) and it’s so fun. Such an empowering environment and an hour flies by. Its slow but I see progress! And thigh bruises.

Tuesdays – Workout at LSAC (trying to follow the schedule Brian (see Fridays) gave me the week before)

Wednesdays – Volleyball with friends at LPHS – y’all we had a double header last week and I burned 1,448 calories in 1 hour and 55 mins. WE WORKIN’.

Thursdays – Improv Day (aka rest and do some make believe in comedy class)

Fridays – Personal Training with Brian at LSAC

Saturdays – Yoga (at home right now using an Apple TV app but maybe at LSAC in the future)

Sundays – Intro to Olympic Weightlifting with Keith at LSAC (today was the first one; I did a 65lb bar snatch from shins to above my head! 9 times! Y’ALL! SHE BACK!)

Also I started attempting/doing a Keto & intermittent fasting on 10/1; it’s been a little rough but we’re getting into the groove of it. That first week, candidly, sucked. The low carb/Keto flu thing is for real. But now I’m used to it; the 12-8 fasting part is honestly not that hard now. Very manageable. It’s more the carb counting thing of keto that is taking slow (but progressive) shape.

5. The Rest

a. Photography

I know everyone has a camera in their smartphone – I’m doing some photography learning – I bought myself a Canon T6i DSLR last year RIGHT BEFORE starting grad school so I hid it in the closet from myself until school was done in May. I’ve taken some pictures I’m proud of and I’m working my way through a couple Lynda.com (grad school got me a free account) photography courses to learn the camera. I’m a student of it right now for sure but here’s a few photos I’m proud of:

b. Norway

I found out last year that I’m 1/8 Norweigan; that doesn’t sound like ‘a lot’ but honestly I’ve never really thought about it. I generally classify my heritage as ‘SPF 75’ but have always known our family is generally German with some crossover to other classically pale squads (Irish, probably English, other various tribes of roving wild-haired people on/around Hadrian’s wall, etc).

Last year in October someone posted in this Women of Chicago Comedy Facebook group I’m in about a Norwegian TV show that 1. Flies you to Norway and 2. You good-naturedly compete with other Norwegian-Americans to win $50,000. SO I APPLIED OF COURSE and got to ask my mom and grandparents questions over iMessage about my heritage. Apparently one of my great-grandmas was first-generation American, born in the US. Her parents both emigrated from Norway in the early 1900s to Washington State, near Ballard. So…if one of the 8 people that made me is full-blooded Norwegian…then by the power of Punnett Squares or whatever that means I’m 1/8 Norwegian, right?

ANYWAYS I did not get cast but I just realized they’re auditioning again so I’m going to throw ye olde application back in there. 1. Because it sounds fun and 2. Norway is GORGEOUS and 3. I did promise Neal Carlin that I would apply again. He’s gone in Italy doing an insanely cool apprenticeship so the least I can do is fill out info about my LIFE.

Our family doesn’t really do any celebrations of heritage. My great-grandma Harriman (she of the Norwegian blood) made lefse for Christmas, but I never really understood the connection as a kid. She passed when I was in high school and none of us kids ever learned to make it with her. Also, keep your traps shut but my real goal if I get on this show is to learn to make Fattigman cookies and then make them with my Nana for Christmas. KEEP MY SECRETS, INTERNET.

I think there’s a real beauty in appreciating where you came from and knowing you are a part of a legacy of choices – good ones, bad ones, ones that had to be made one way or another – and then choosing how you want your part of the story to be written. Sitting under the Northern lights and walking on glaciers would be a pretty jaw-dropping moment in life; 10/10 I’d be crying frozen little tears of joy. So we’ll see! I’m applying!

c. Travel

I’m going to DC in less than 2 weeks – I’ve never been to DC AND I haven’t seen David Brown in 4+ years in person. That’s bananas to me. I genuinely cannot believe that there’s not some time/space blanket fold that I jumped through because it CAN’T have been four years.

But the internet says it has. So myself, Bekah, Adam & Dana (plus maybe their dog Millie) are all meeting up with David in DC October 25-27 and I could SQUEAL I am so excited.

I went to Ohio in March just to see my loves Xander and Trace and get drag-ified myself. I learned that clip on earrings are the reason beauty = pain and that stick on nails are NOT for me. But I looked great.

d. Experiences

I saw my first Broadway shows in the past year – I don’t know what took me so long! I saw Hello Dolly, Book of Mormon, Hamilton. Les Mis, Falsettos – I WANT TO SING EVERYTHING.

I went to the Shedd Aquarium on Thanksgiving – it was BEAUTIFUL and uncrowded and my ticket was free – cue v v thankful.

I saw Conan O’Brien’s show in Chicago and met Aaron Bleyart, who’s blog(s) I have followed for over TEN YEARS.

Passed my Krav Level 3 student test and Muay Thai Level 2!

Survived the Polar Vortex in Chicago when it was over -20 degrees below zero. This is the *inside* of my windows.

My parents came to Chicago for Father’s Day! The umbrella is my Mom hiding from the camera as all 3 of us eat Chicago Dogs outside the Field Museum. Also, I went to the Field Museum.

I went to Arizona 3 times – February, May & August – for work and to visit family. What a cool, weird mix of colors. I saw the Grand Canyon and cried a little behind my sunglasses as my family pretended to not notice.

I saw a Seattle-based artist, SYML, who’s work I love not once but TWICE. Also saw Dean Lewis at the same concert and fell in love w his new album.

Saw a bajillion improv shows, learned which lipsticks look good on my skin tone and saw so many people I love.

What. A. Year.

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A Blog I Pay For and Rarely Update: UPDATED! Well, it's been a year. Truly. I haven't blogged in a year! Not since my EPIK return to Korea (wink at y'all English teachers over there) for MinShik & Ara's wedding.

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[imagineclaireandjamie]

This one goes either for Modern Glasgow or FMM- Claire talking Faith/Brianna about their future sibling.

Flood my Mornings:  All Fat

Notes from Mod Bonnie:

This story takes place in an AU in which Jamie travels through the stones two years after Culloden and finds Claire and his child in 1950 Boston.

See all past installments via Bonnie’s Master List

Previous installment:  And tell me that you love me (nuttin but smut)

February 1, 1951

“Mama?” 

“Yes, lovey?” I said absently, absorbed in making careful notes on my genetics chapter for the evening.

“Come’s-yr belly’s all fat?”

My punnett square became a punnett scratch as I spluttered out a laugh. I turned from the rolltop, beaming through my mock indignation. “Are you calling your Mummy ‘fat’?” 

“Uh huh!” Bree said from beside the desk as she eyed the item in question with a sort of reverent disgust. I turned toward the sofa to share a look with Jamie that was at first only a fond grin but then an identical, mutual question. 

At just past fourteen weeks (in the second trimester at last!), I WAS sporting a very noticeable bump. We’d told Penelope and our work friends, drinking in the joy and congratulations, but we’d not managed to find the right way or time to explain it to our daughter. 

My biggest worry was that Brianna might not yet be old enough to understand the concept of pregnancy in any real way. We’d talked about a number of possibilities by way of illustration. Jamie, for instance, had been in favor of having her think back to the time she met that pregnant horse back in October; but then, I’d objected, would she think there was a baby HORSE growing inside me??

There was also the less nightmarish concern of sibling jealousy. Bree had been the indisputable center of adult attention her entire life, nor was she shy over speaking up when she found her audience’s devotion to be lacking. How might she react to the news that an unbidden interloper was soon to come and take a half-share of her spotlight? 

“How come’s, Mama?” Bree demanded again, poking my belly with an insistent finger. 

Jamie gave a game sort of shrug and a tentative, eager smile, which I gave him back as I felt the excitement of the impending newsflash.

“Come over here, sweetheart,” I bade her, walking over to sit beside Jamie on the sofa, muttering a rueful, “…fat, indeed…” 

“Plump and sweet as a wee dumpling,” Jamie whispered with a grin, pulling me close and nuzzling kisses around my ear. 

 “What, Mama?” my little gymnast insisted, swinging both legs between my knees, braced on her hands. 

“Well, sweetie…”I cleared my throat and took a deep breath. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. “My belly is bigger,” I said slowly, squeezing Jamie’s hand, “because there’s a baby growing inside.”

She halted her swinging at once, stared at me blankly for a moment, then wrinkled up her face with an oh-so-eloquent, “Huh?”

Oh, boy. 

“Remember how we talked about that you were once a tiny baby in Mum’s tummy?”

“Uh-huhhhh….”

“Well…” I said, placing her hand against my belly, “now, there’s a new baby in Mum’s tummy.”

She looked from my face, to Jamie’s, to the belly, and back. “IN there?”

“That’s right!”

“But…” She scrunched up her face in disbelief, “…why??”

Jamie and I both snorted a laugh, but Jamie came in for the assist. “Bree, a chuisle, it means you’re going to have a wee brother or sister.”

Her face changed in an instant. “For REALLY??”

“Aye, lass,“ he laughed, “for really.”

She put both hands on her cheeks and whispered, “ohmygosh.” And after that, she just went pink and wordless.

I nudged her with my knee. “Well? Are you happy about the new baby, Bree?”

In answer, she clambered up between us and curled her arms around the bump in a clumsy hug.

“Ohhh, lovey-dove,” I half-laughed and half choked out, “that makes…that makes me the happy one.”  

“Now, the bairn has to grow and sleep in Mama’s belly for a long time,” Jamie said suddenly, a few steps ahead and deftly preventing a possible meltdown, “but before your next birthday, God willing, we’ll have the new bairn wi��� us.”

“I c’n have your—my’birdday NOW, Daddy!” she offered enthusiastically, popping up her head with eyes wild with glee.

“Nay, mo chridhe. Your wee brother or sister is too small to be born, yet. We have to wait together for the proper time, aye?”

Bree nodded soberly and settled back against me, whispering, “Brumthersissser… stay'sleep, m'okay?”

We laughed, and I began to wipe away tears, absolutely blown away by Bree’s tenderness toward her promised sibling…until she glared up at us with a reproachful, spitty SHHHHHH. “Dinna wake ‘um UP!”

Jamie curled his arms around us all and kissed Bree to soothe her ire. “Wouldna dream of it, wee cub. We’ll all be quiet so the bairnie can sleep.” 

“Yeah, quiiiiet…” Bree whispered, sounding thrilled with her new responsibility as baby advocate.

Jamie laid his head on my shoulder, warm, and heavy and him. He squeezed me tight. I love you.

I felt moisture seep from my cheek into his hair as I leaned against him. I love you, too.

#;mod Bonnie #Flood my mornings

[paracosmdreaming]

Rules: Answer these 85 82 statements and tag 20 people

I was tagged by @haoushoku (I finally got around to doing one!!! Sorry grandmother, please forgive me.)

Tagging: @laolabear , @unproductivepeanut , @sakuratunes , @sharksheye , @simling , @moonlissfox , @cascadestars , @pfudorqueen

No pressure to do it if you don’t want to. Just something I haven’t done in a long time ^ u ^

The last:

1. Drink: water (Trynna drink a little healther -- even though I drank that water at 5AM with half a can of pringles . ___ . )

2. Phone call: :OOOO I think my dad???

3. Text message: boyfriend (tHAT’S RIGHT FOLKS, I MANAGED TO GET A DECENT GUY TO LIKE ME :DDDDDDD HAHAHA.)

4. Song you listened to: “Let Me Go” - Hailee Steinfeld & Alesso ft. Florida Georgia Line & watt

5. Time you cried: Sunday!!! lol I was arguing and couldn’t find the words I wanted to say and started crying cuz I’m a baby 

Have you ever:

6. Dated someone twice: No.

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: No.

8. Been cheated on: No.

9. Lost someone special: No.

10. Been depressed: Yes.

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: No.

3 Favorite Colors:

12. Pink

13. White

14. Blue

In the last year, have you:

15. made new friends: Yes.

16. fallen out of love: No.

17. laughed until you cried: Yes.

18. found out someone was talking about you: LOLLLLL Yes but I kinda had it coming.

19. met someone who changed you: Yes.

20. found out who your friends are: Uh...?? Yes? I guess?

21. kissed someone on your facebook list: Yes.

General

22. How many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: All of them!

23. Do you have any pets: No :((

24. Do you want to change your name: Not really, No. I can do lots of cool things with my name (especially bc of how it’s translated in Chinese lol).

25. What did you do for your last birthday: Went out with my boyfriend to eat ramen and had cake with my family.

26. What time did you wake up: 8AM today :((

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: watching Community LOL (I slept at 5AM. Not a good idea.)

28. Name something you can’t wait for: SCHOOL TO BE OVER ALREADY. BREAK ARRIVE.

29. When was the last time you saw your mom: This morning! She drove me to the bus stop, bless her heart,

30. What are you listening to right now: My professor try to pronounce the names of planets lol. He’s trying very hard. He’s a geology major not an astronomy teacher and this is a geology class teaching astronomy for some reason???

31. Have you ever talked to a person named tom: Yes.

32. Something that is getting on your nerves: When I don’t understand something. It’ll be on my mind the whollllllllleeeeeeee day until I understand it.

33. Most visited website: facebook

34. Hair color: black with golden peek-a-boo highlights.

35. Long or short hair: Long? I think?

36. Do you have a crush on someone: Yes. And I’m lucky enough to be dating him lol 

37. What do you like about yourself: I can walk very fast. :DD

38. Piercings: Earlobes.

39. Blood type: Idk but my mom says O? But based on those Punnett Square thingies, I should be B I think.

40. Nickname: Don’t really have one...?

41. Relationship: In a relationship.

42. Zodiac: Chinese: Tiger ; Astrological: Gemini

43. Pronouns: She/Her

44. Favorite TV show: tie b/w Brooklyn Nine-Nine and Leverage (The Good Place is also really good too omg...)

45. Tattoos: No.

46. Right or left handed: Right.

47. Surgery: No,

48. Sport: I walk very fast... :DDD

49. Vacation: I really want to visit Japan!

50. Pair of trainers: No.

More general:

51. Eating: Well I’m GOING to eat the udon noodles I brought today while I wait in the hallways for my next class lollll

52. Drinking: Water.

53. I’m about to: do a lab about planets.

54. Waiting for: the class to be over so I can eat my udon noodles.

55. Want: Money. Desperately. Bc my university apparently made a mistake and my financial aid was rescinded -.-

56. Get married: Maybe.

57. Career: Wanted to be a teacher. Realized I was bad at teaching. Switching to HR Management which I will probably suck at too, but at least I won’t feel bad for sucking at teaching to adults (since I don’t think I’ll have to spell everything out for them??? Hopefully???) 

Which do you prefer:

58. Hugs or kisses: Hugs!!

59. Lips or eyes: Eyes. Lol one of my friends has a super pretty eye color and I have to force myself to stop telling her that every time.

60. Shorter or taller: Taller. I’m already 5′1″ so like... Yeah. Taller.

61. Older or younger: Older.

62. Nice arms or nice stomach: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I have a thing for both.

63. Hookup or relationship: Relationship.

64. Troublemaker or hesitant: Hesitant. AF. 

Have you ever (Pt 2):

65. Kissed a stranger: No.

66. Drank hard liquor: Uh... Yes but like, only a sip??

67. Lost glasses or contact lenses: Yes. I had a pair of glasses get run over by a car, and another pair got crushed by a pair of skis -.-

68. Turned someone down: Yes.

69. Sex on the first date: No.

70. Had your heart broken: No.

71. Been arrested: No.

72. Cried when someone died: No.

73. Fallen for a friend: Yes.

Do you believe in:

74. yourself: I try to.

75. miracles: Yes (miracle I’ve made it this far in life tbh. TY).

76. love at first sight: No. I do believe in lust at first sight though!

77. santa claus: No.

78. kiss on first date: Yes.

79. angels: Sure.

Other:

80. Eye color: Dark brown.

81. Favorite movie: mmmmm... the Taiwanese movie “Our Times”. Super sweet, I loved it. You can watch it English Subbed on Youtube! !

82. Current best friend’s name: Laura (I bother her all the time to talk about my relationship issues, my change in major, and watering her plant Noodles that I’m trying very hard not to kill.)

I tried to look for the missing statements, but there’s still 3 missing.

#tagged

[georgiarichter-blog]

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