I feel like out of all the people I follow you’d appreciate this the most, but fantasy adult toy companies are no fucking joke man. I got an extra small toy a while back that I couldn’t even really feel so I let my hubris get the best of me and jumped straight to a medium without checking the sizing guide AND IT’S SO BIG I CAN’T GET MY HAND AROUND IT. I’m a total virgin, there’s no way in HELL that thing is getting inside me, so now I just have a very pretty, very huge dick hanging around.
bahaha yes i do appreciate this.
the same thing happened to me the first time i ordered a fantasy toy. my husband (then bf at the time) tried to warn me it might be bigger than i expected, but i ordered it anyway. i even checked the measurements and thought, “that should be okay right? a medium?” 💀
NO it was not. should have gone with a small or even a mini lmao. i ended up selling it on reddit years later* once i built up my collection.
*don’t @ me. platinum grade silicone toys have good resale value bc they can be safely boiled and re sold for personal use. it’s actually pretty common among collectors.
opened my mind to new stuff and idk how to feel about it ngl. like i consider myself pretty shameless but i would never admit it like u do i lowkey admire you for that i wish i had more confidence
also you're very funny i love ur reblogs and your hcs abt toji you're incredible have a nice dayyyyy
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭I'M SORRY???😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭but also... thank... you?😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭i am here to have fun alright i will not be silenced!!!!!! you shall learn abt me and you shall learn abt yourself!!!!!!!!!!! this is loserville babyyy!!!!!!!
Re: birthday story, Aloy takes the drawing, opens a pouch, dumps 300 units of chillwater on the floor, replaces them with the drawing and pats the pouch, satisfied.
Talanah just o_o in the background.
"By the Sun--Aloy! How come you didn't you send those to your stash like you kept saying you were going to?!"
Hi! I just saw your recent post answering the decades long question about the unfathomable Louis&Lestat and it was delightfully intriguing! Thank you for the answer. But can you elaborate more on why they think they aren’t enough for each other? Sometime just being beautiful is not enough a reason huh? 😆
Hey nonny!
Ok, so... we jokingly call Lestat a dumpster fire (and I mean he is), but there is a reason why he is this main character in The Vampire Chronicles, and that is that he is a tragic hero, and a defiant, and queer one at that.
Throughout his life he gets told that his soul, his love, his "light" is too much to bear - and that is why people leave him. That is why the show hit the nail on the head so viciously (perfectly) with "I'm a lot".
I would love to push you over to @cosmicjoke and their reading of The Tale of the Body Thief because they dissect this book brilliantly while reading it right now, and this book deals in detail with these themes. Lestat's guilt, Lestat's way of going about this guilt, Lestat's depressing and jaded perception of himself and the continued rejection by those he loves. That said, this is a continuing theme in the Chronicles. Nicolas, Gabrielle, Louis, David. Marius even, in a way.
He is taught, again and again, that who he is hurts others, and that his love for them is not enough for him to keep them. This is the lesson he takes away from it all, for decades. Centuries even.
And he hides it, and hides it well, for the most part.
It's heartbreaking.
Conversely Louis, with all his self-imposed restraints, thinks that his quiet being does not hold a candle to Lestat's light and that he is not enough for Lestat. That he is not interesting enough. Not murderous or ferocious enough. He thinks Lestat will tire of him and his troubles, his need for reflection. (Despite the fact that Lestat comes back to him, time and again. Spies on him, listens in on him. Despite the fact that Louis is one of the few who can tend to him when he is in his coma). And Louis tries to protect himself from this assumption, choosing to withdraw again and again, thereby hurting them both, and repeating the cycle.
I don't mean to blame here btw, I can totally empathize with the need to protect one's wounded soul.
On both sides.
Because they are and have both wounded souls.
Fatally in love.
Also: I love the last books so much not for the plot itself, but for the fact that Anne finished their arcs, made them find peace in themselves and with each other.
What a blessing to have that in a series that spans four decades.
Chim*holding out a paper*: Buck hand this to your dad?
Buck: *on the phone w/ Eddie, takes the paper and walks over*
Buck: *still on the phone, walks right past Philip Buckley*
Buck: *absentmindedly hands over the paper to bobby* here *walks away still talking on the phone*
Bobby: * trying not to smile *
The buckleys: *gaping in shock*
Chim:……this is not my fault.
Maddie: Jesus Christ, Chim
Okay but this is absolutely something antagonistic little shit Chim would do while Buck is too distracted to think about it, and Maddie's there glaring at him while he snickers behind his coffee mug and Buck still has no idea what he's done 🥰
My dear don't worry about being a mess on main yesterday, i just hope you're okay and also.. I really need to know what the "Fabio Quarter would never do this" actually means lol
thank you nonnie 🥺🫶
well i was (am) very upset abt how a boy was (is) treating me and i guess my very drunk brain believed that the loml fabio quartararo would never treat me like that despite being a Certified Fuckboy™️ who has so many red flags he should be called aus23
NONNIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS MADE ME SMILE SOOO BIGG!!! MITORU HAS FANS HEHEHHE<333333333333333333 yk satoru would fucking love that lmaoo
ANYWAYYY i love swimming in cold water and i looove torturing satoru:333333 he's always making a fuss abt it being freezing or whatever (he's so dramatic smhhh) while i'm neck deep in the water already hehehehee!!!! he always stands there with just his feet in the water as he hugs himself, a big pout on his lips while i tease him. the tips of his ears turn pink as he mutters under his breath and that just makes me laugh even harder he's just soooooooo cutee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love splashing him too hehehhe he always yelps in a high-pitched voice before trying to splash me back but i mean i'm literally in the water already so i don't mind lmao. when he finally does jump in, he's taking big deep breaths as he makes his way towards me. he tries to bite my nose in retaliation but he can't hold back the smile that's creeping onto his pretty face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he can't be mad at me he loves mee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and i do always make sure to reward him for his bravery with a thousand kisses<33333333