#thank u for this question i loved thinking abt it!!!

[mopopshop]

ask for more and u shall receive teehee … jealous!emily has me feeling thinggggsss. can we get some hcs when ppl flirt with the reader, like her teammates or just people at bars?

Jealous Emily X Fem!Reader

i think i cooked on this one but idk 😓

she don’t play abt her girl fr, she doesn’t let any flirting of any type slide

like Hailey’s her bsf but let her get too touchy w you and Em will get so annoyed 

literally glued to you in any party/club setting 

her height is 100% an advantage like let’s say a guy at a party’s getting a little to close for comfort and all she has to do is stand in front of him, towering over the dude, and he’ll back off

she’s jealous and possessive but NEVER in a toxic abusive way

hands all over you, all the time to let people know you’re taken

she does not gaf she’ll kiss tf out of you anywhere anytime any place just to get the point across 

also very pouty about it too, like sometimes she’ll go off and sulk about it 

You’ve just pulled off from the Chic Fil A drive through and Emily’s been pretty quiet the whole drive since. She gives short one worded answers, keeping her eyes on the road.

Finally getting sick of it open your mouth to question her “Okay, what’s your deal”

“Nothing” she shrugs, eyes still glued to what’s ahead of her.

It quickly dawning on you why she’s in such a pissy mood, you start to laugh “Don’t tell me you’re mad cause the worker in the drive through said she liked my hair”

Emily roles her eyes, scoffing.

“You are!” you laugh harder, smacking her arm.

“Fuck off, dude”

“Oh so now i’m dude? Em, cmon I can’t get compliments on my hair now?”

She finally looks at you “Fuck does she needa compliment your hair for? She should be worrying about the stuff happening inside the damn store” 

“Babe, trust me when I say it’s never this deep”

“Whatever”

You role your eyes, knowing how she is. You grab her free hand that had moved from your thigh, picking it up and peppering it with kisses. “I love you, you know”

She rolls her eyes again, giving in and putting her hand back on your leg “I love you too, I guess”

all up in your instagram comments talkin abt sum “that’s my gf” “that’s my future wife” “i’m literally gonna propose to her” “stay off my girl fr” “y’all can’t fw my girl” ALLL that she’ll make ppl know 

i’m doubling down on this, when i say she makes sure people know SHE MAKES SURE

“Absolutely! so nice to meet you to, I’m ___ and this is Emily m-“

“Her girlfriend. I’m her girlfriend. We’re dating, together 2 1/2 strong years. We’re locked in”

The team thinks it’s funny asf to flirt with you to get Emily annoyed 

Makes you wear her clothes, absolutely loves it when you do that

Loves when you wear her jersey to games 

even made t-shirt that says “I’m Emily Engstler’s girlfriend. Kindly fuck off” 

You both wear necklaces with eachothers initials 

Will bring you up hella in post game interviews so people get the hint

“Yeah I have my girl out there cheering for me..” “My girlfriends one of my biggest supporters..” “My girlfriend” “Girlfriend” “Gf” “Bae 4 Life” “Gonna get married soon” 

“You like her so much, you go fuck her see if I care” and all you did was like say thank you to a barista 

Sassy masc to her CORE and it comes out so much when she’s jealous 

“This your friend?”

at the end of the day she knows ur the one for her and vise versa and you love each other and ur gay and happy 🫡

#women’s basketball #ncaa women’s basketball #ncaa #wlw #i need emily engstler #emily engstler headcannons #emily engstler x reader #i love you emily #wlw headcanons #hailey van lith

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

SO interesting tho how we never see stede question even for a second if ed has been faking their friendship. he takes the whole murder thing in stride, like a little nervous when he’s like “is that uh. still on the cards??” but the second ed is like “no” stede is like “oh thank god” and then INSTANTLY is ready to reassure ed that he’s his friend. this is kinda an insane trait of stede that carries through the whole show: despite his insecurities and friendless backstory and the way he very anxiously put together a whole treasure hunt to try and seem cool enough for ed to hang out with, he is often very ready to believe that ed cares about him. i’m thinking abt his letters to ed and the way when he realizes he’s in love he’s instantly like “ok gotta go be with ed now farewell” and even after ed literally breaks up with him he responds to ed telling him he loves him with “i know” because he DOES!!!! even when he’s postponing his reunion he’s not even like “i’m afraid you no longer love me” he’s worried ed might be better off without him like it’s the same thing that had him running away from chauncey, he’s more worried that being with him might hurt ed than he is worried that ed no longer feels the same way!!! THIS IS INSANE TO ME

stede bonnet said rlly said “unrequited feelings? rip to u guys but ed and i are built different. the reason our relationship might not work out isnt bc of having different feelings for each other. it’s bc I’m A Monstah And A Plague”

#ofmd #gentlebeard #blackbeard #tag later #MAKING THIS ITS OWN POST NOW

[i-am-hungry-24-7]

What do you think abt Cat! TF141 ? In my not-so-trusted envision the loudest one would be cat! Johnny, he also has night zoomies. Cat! Price needs to scold him for being loud and disturbing your precious night rest. Absolutely loves to be near with you. He often head butting into your palm or legs just to gain your attention. Cat! Gaz might be the chillest but no doubt he can be the pioneer in wrecking havoc in your house along with cat! Johnny. Oh, cat! Gaz also loves to screw the cat tower. You have to avoid him from scratching your couch or rug.

Cat! Simon is the grumpiest and savage cat, often avoiding your initial touch but actually he craves for it. Chin scratch, head pats and belly rubs are his favourite. He has the girliest meow despite his rugged appearance, something he's not so proud for and major reason why he choose to be silent most of time. Cat! Price is like their leader. One day you heard him meowing very loud just to shut them up (mostly it's for cat! Johnny since he's too much energy) when you have fever and couldn't sleep. His pupils shrank and bared his teeth like he's about to attack. You thanked him later with snack and some kisses. Cat! Price can been seen chilling near window when the sun ray appears. He's not that affectionate but he doesn't decline your head pats or nose bop.

Lol imagine the chaos you'll have when you own these cats

Hello anon! This is such a good question since I’m 100% cat person lmfao tho dogs’ cute too

months ago I wrote some hcs about Cat!TF141 (&König)

1 2

but yes I agree Cat!Johnny will be the loudest, like REALLY LOUD and keeps meowing

Cat!Price are leader of them (of course) and deal with his boys’ chaos and troubles

Cat!Gaz I imagined he will be a well-behaved cat except some occasions, but damn I love your hc about his possibility of destroying couches hahaha it’s cute af (well until he scratches it)

Cat!Simon def is grumpy but tsundere 😈 might will just need to destroy his feign and hoist him in your arms

and the hc Price chilling near window!!! 10000% agree!! and damn I love u mentioning his occasional loud meow to control his boys

ty for the ask anon I’m crazy for this au againnnnnn

#HelloHalloAsk #thx for the ask! #I fucking love catsss #simon ghost riley x you #simon ghost riley x reader #john price x reader #john price x you #john soap mactavish x you #john soap mactavish x reader #kyle gaz garrick x you #kyle gaz garrick x reader #gaz x reader #gaz x you #soap x you #soap x reader #ghost x you #ghost x reader #price x you #price x reader

[homochadensistm]

homochad it’s the guy who reads your blog like the morning paper who u offered coffee…thank u btw it was delicious. there was big encampment at my school with a shitton of cops and swat and helicopters and like a billion arrests. I’ve been staying strong this year with the amount of unbridled hatred from everyone I know and your blog I check daily to make me laugh, but this incident has been the straw for me. every classmate I could give plausible deniability has been posting pro Hamas shit or propal retardation. I feel the weight of the year crashing down. My only friend is graduating and I’m an autistic shutin so I won’t be making more, especially when I know underneath everyone’s a hamasnik.

advice? haha funnies?

ps: from a diaspora jew who’s entire life has been more defined by antisemitism than by actual connection or pride to my ethnicity, you’re really refreshing. it’s changed my mindset and i love how Israelis are with that. would love to become a dual citizen and experience the hellish nature of another country with you :^) speaking of, how do Israelis treat dual citizens?

thank u and keep being u I hope ur girlfriend gets u more cheese as a reward. you really are great. thank you

Im sorry to hear that my dude, entirely valid to feel what ur feeling, Id probably also be uncomfortable in such an environment. Try to remember that ur in uni to get an education and to kickstart ur career, not to be best buddies with questionable strangers, this isnt RuPauls best friends race! Life is a lot different outside of these brainrotting institutions from what I hear from diaspora friends, so just remember its all very temporary. Much like you forgot ur highschool bullies, youll forget the uni bullies as well. You are the product of hundreds of ppl who survived exiles, persecution, assimilation and a genocide, and yet you still know who you are and where you came from 2000yrs later! Be proud of who you are and of ur thicc, sexy cultural roots in the face of rootless, empty ppl!

I dont think Israelis rly care or care to know abt someones citizenship. iirc less than 10% of Israelis have dual citizenship but like....its not something that anyones gonna ask u about. ty for ur kind words and here is a cringe Israeli song I will share with u to cheer u up, with English subs ofc <3

#israel #palestine

[comradekatara]

So… in the modern AU, does Hahn exist? Does he have a role? Is he some random jerk at their school who wanted Yue? Mushy’s gotta know.

when it comes to modern aus, the trick is merging contemporary tropes with the implications of the source material. for instance, in a modern high school setting, hahn is of course the arrogant meathead jock (quarterback of the football team or whatever) who feels entitled to any girl he wants. yue is the most beautiful girl in his class, and he wants her. he thinks that she's much to good for sokka, and makes that opinion known. this is pretty obvious stuff. but then theres the fact that hahn is in an arranged marriage with yue. i imagine arnook to be some kind of titan of industry (chief of the northern water tribe versus chief executive officer) who is in a business alliance (i know that's probably not the correct term) with hahn's father, and ever since they were children, there's been this tacit agreement that once they reached a certain age, they would marry. because hahn marrying yue isn't just an arranged marriage, but a political marriage. so in modern au, hahn wouldn't just feel entitled to yue out of arrogance, but genuinely feels as if they are fated to marry, and resents sokka for swooping in and stealing something from him that is rightfully his. now, arnook likes sokka a lot, but he also likes his money, and knows that giving to yue to hahn is more lucrative and strategic. but because it's 21st century new jersey, he can't just sell his daughter off for power. he has to try to convince her to change her mind, even though any idiot can see that sokka is far better suited to her than hahn. so while yue doesn't actually have any legal obligation to marry hahn, she still has to suffer through many tedious, torturous dinners with hahn's family (although thankfully they have phones in this world, which means that yue can text sokka amusing little updates under the table), and with hahn's incessant flirtation, not to mention his snide, classist remarks to sokka during class (which he mostly ignores except for that one time he talked about yue like she was a piece of meat. katara filmed the whole fight it was the greatest day of her life btw). after yue dies, hahn starts a rumor that sokka killed her, but it sort of has the opposite effect as intended, since hahn is saying that and hahn is always wrong (e.g., he thought the capital of new jersey was new york), so it actually helps to alleviate some of sokka's guilt. not much, granted, but still. thanks hahn.

#sokka still does feel responsible for yue's death even though logically he knows that he wasn't #but every time hahn or one of hahn's stupid friends parrots that back to him he feels it a little less #mushy-giant-friends-for-life #asks #modern au #hahn #sokka #yue #sokkaxyue #arnook #i love thinking abt modern au genuinely thank u for these questions

[selestialsprout]

when is ur birthday!! and also do you believe in astrology/horoscopes??

NOSTALGICISH!!!! HI !! my birthday actually happened recently! its jan 5th 😊😊 kinda weird being 19 ngl.. im gonna be a teenager forever idc about things like age. fuck that

tbh i sort of believe in astrology? idk honestly 😵‍💫 im a capricorn and i feel like some cap traits align w my life experiences so i guess i do a bit lolll especially when it comes to career/school stuff. i think i can believe the big picture stuff, like ur star sun and moon sign. but the daily horoscopes always felt kinda fake to me 🤷‍♀️

#eee thanks for the question!!! #guys im ngl ive been SLAMMED with tumblr notifications today #its kinda overwhelming but i love meeting new ppl!! #so keep it coming ahahha im not complaining #i love seeing my mutuals comment & reblog my shit 😊😊 #u guys r super sweet!! #its kinda crazy being able to connect with so many ppl all over the globe #through my little phone #like. thinking abt that can get kinda trippy #ok. yap sesh 2 done #thanks for the question!!!!! 💕💕

[alienaiver]

Hey so how do you think Allen Walker would deal with having a s/o who isn’t even stunned by his dark side when it comes out for first time and they find it funny and are more “ You’re usually sweet and innocent all the time, that I figured you had to be hiding something. I’ve never seen you angry”?

"Whatcha mean yer thought I was hiding somethin'?" he asks, unsure of how he feels about that fact and completely unable to stay polite and proper in his surprise. He winces and schools his expression and thoughts, "I mean, I just don't have that many things to be angry about, I suppose?"

The strained laugh he lets out makes you wince back at him, your grimace telling him he can't win with that one. You grab his hand - his ugly one and Allen feels like he’s flinching enough for the both of you since you barely even react when touching him so casually. You caress the back of the hand gently and give him a warm smile, “you can take your time showing me all of you,” before he’s about to say something, you huff out a laugh and continue, “though I do admit, you telling off the owner of that restaurant for us was really amazing! You’re so interesting for sure.”

Allen fights to have his face remain neutral upon the display in front of him. The laugh that’s bubbling out of your chest at the end of your sentence is so warm, bursting at the seams to explode in front of him and color him in your fantastic and vibrant shades. His other hand travels to hide the blush rising from his cheeks all the way up to his ears as he lets out a laugh himself, though it is a lot more muted than yours. He relaxes his shoulders and properly grabs onto the hand still caressing his knuckles, returning a smile he hopes brings you as much as warmth, as yours does for him.

He wants to overthink all of this, wants to sink into his fears and distance himself from you to hide the misstep but your casual and accepting nature lets him put down his guard. He’ll try harder to hide his dark side from you for a while yet but a seed of acceptance has been sown in the darkest parts of him and soon enough it’ll illuminate more than he can even imagine. It’s not okay for him to show you all of him, but it will be.

He’s afraid to admit it, but he looks forward to it.

#aaa hope this was alright. idk ur question made me want to write this LDJSKFNSF #what about you? what do you think?? <333 #this took a very positive/hopeful turn for me but i do believe in the power of love and allen is like. for me the picture of hope??? idk !! #THANK U FOR SENDING THIS IN THO!!!! i always wanna talk more abt dgm so pleas pleas never b afraid to spam me <33333 #d. gray man x reader #dgm x reader #allen walker x reader #nohr.headcanons #nohr.dgm #nohr.talks #lovenote: nesting-dreams 🍃✨ #also your url is soooooooo pretty !!!

[sungbeam]

i absolutely love your liu series! i was wondering if you have ever thought if any of the yns in all of the stories reminds you of any of your moot(s)? like you’d think omg this is so them i’m curious to know! 🤭

OMG OKAY STORY TIME??? but sangyeon's yn is actually so similar to ally @winterchimez like i've told her this before, but i came up w the character for sy!yn before i even MET ally, but once i got to know her, she turned out to be super similar to the yn i had planned 🤔🤔 like SCARILY similar O_O anyways yeah that is my storytime haha and sometimes i do think of sunwoo's yn as @justalildumpling and kevin's yn as @sseastar 😋

#sungbeam strikes again #if i think of anything else i will def yell abt it on the dash!! #lovely anon <3 #need a tag for this chonky series lol #tbz </3 #thank u for the lovely question 😎😎 #unrelated but i made jc!yn and jacob like the split ver of myself if that makes sense lol #but yes thats my last note for now o7

[daydadahlias]

omg i love tzp!! who would you cast as luke and/or michael?

ok honestly my immediate thought was Elliot Fletcher for Michael and Keiyan Lonsdale for Luke.

I think they're both such sweet/endearing actors!! I've loved everything I've seen them both in.

#im like kind of in love with Keiyan i follow them on instagram #like this cute smile and pink hair says i own a sex store #and Elliot's really good at playing characters w/ really biting wit... so i think he'd be really good as Michael #i love casting real people as real people lmao #pigeon #anon #ive never been asked questions like this abt a fic ever thank u #this is so fun

[dumbthink]

just curious bc they’re nonbinary, are they content with nadine as their name? have they ever considered changing their name? or are they neutral on their name?

OOOH LOVE THIS QUESTION. I think there are times where Nadine has considered changing their name, but honestly… I think they see it as a part of their identity and who they are!! They kinda see themselves existing outside of gender, and I think that includes their name. I think when they were probably a young teen online they played around with different aliases online, or in small groups of friends to see how it felt and it just never quite clicked for them.

I think for them, they see going by Nadine as a reclamation of their identity! Their way of redefining the person that the world tried to make them. They also just like the name tbh.

#I also think Nadine is rlly one of those ppl who like #is okay being called just abt anything #so for them idk if their name was AS important as it might be to others #thank u sm for this question I love talking abt Nadine’s gender identity #& ㅤ * ㅤ maybe i’m not. all that you thought ㅤ ╰ ㅤ ♡ ㅤ out.

[casualavocados]

so uh there's been zero mention of ayan's dad ever... so what do you think? another person he's lost? (i'm so sorry i did this, hugs for ayan)

YOU TAKE THIS THOUGHT. AND YOU PUT IT SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!

no but honestly thats something ive been so curious abt too like did he just...not ever have a dad? did his dad leave? divorce? another death? what's the tea

#i wanna know #the eclipse #answered #grapejuicegay #yeah its amazing to me how kind and generous and patient aye is with all this weight on his shoulders i love him #its because hes full to bursting with love and passion!!! #he is so strong in his beliefs and in who he is as a person that he can weather so much #and its bc of people like his mom and like dika that he got to grow up with that kind of support and comfort #to give him the confidence he has #as well as nurtured his curiousity and got him to grow up questioning society and forming his own opinions on whats right and wrong etc #like look at the scene with dika and the thai-english dictionary and the true meaning of 'equality' #like wat said everyone grows up consuming different kinds of art different ideas etc #ayan's such a GOOD character and so interesting and wants to help people so much #also i dont believe for a second hes going down the same path dika went #i think he was more sucker punched by his mom's care and worry #he doesnt want what happened to dika to happen to ANYONE and no matter how exhausted he is #he's gonna keep going because he has that love inside him that formed him and the love he's found for the world he built higher bc of it #I DID NOT MEAN TO GO OFF IN THE TAGS HERE IVE JUST BEEN THINKING A LOT. ok #thanks kk love talking to u abt this show <3 #its not just that he wants to help people its just second nature to him #hes tHOUGHTFUL. he OBSERVES. he sees what ppl arent saying and chooses everything he says amd does very carefully #he doesnt push beliefs onto anyone he picks the right words to make them question it themselves #he asks ppl questions rather than stating things as facts #HES. JUST NEAT. and needs hugs forever

[bicyclepainting]

aaron’s zodiac chart

aaron headcanon zodiac chart time <3 it feels weird not to put a big intro paragraph here but i don’t have much to say other than i love aaron. without further ado (character analysis and astrology ramblings under cut)

masterlist to the series

sun- virgo

moon- capricorn

rising- gemini

mercury- leo

venus- virgo

mars- aries

feels a bit derivative to say one of the office bfs is an earth sign but here we are lmao i chose virgo for a few different reasons, but first and foremost i get the slightest bit of leo energy from aaron. not anywhere super major, but definitely in there. and because virgo is next to leo, virgos are statistically more likely to have leo placements and i really wanted him to have a leo mercury. virgo suns are very much known to be perfectionists. they are practical and responsible and also tend to lay low in life. they dont like the spotlight. they’re quick thinkers and usually very bright. out of all the mutable signs (virgo, pisces, gemini, sagittarius), virgo seems like the least mutable to me. thats most likely because theyre an earth sign and the earth sign stereotypes (hard working, responsible, practical, independent) are antithetical to mutable signs. not that mutable signs cant be those things, its just usually they like to sit back and let other people take control of it all. they also tend to be avoidant of things in general, especially serious topics. virgos have a very hard time with others being in control but i would say that they have a tendency to be avoidant of things like their emotions. i think all of these things apply to aaron

i talked a bit about capricorn moons in david’s post. that can be summed up to say that capricorn moons are hard working, find comfort in tradition and stability, and have a hard time expressing (or even feeling) their emotions. having a capricorn moon is a placement in detriment. this is the opposite to having a placement in its domicile. for the moon, cancer is in its domicile. this makes the opposite sign to cancer, capricorn, detriment. ive talked about signs being in their domicile before as being a very positive thing and i dont want people to read this and immediately think that because detriment placements are the opposite, that having those placements is the most terrible awful thing in the world, because its not. it just indicates an area that that person might struggle with. for example, aaron and his emotions. capricorn moons usually really appreciate acts of service (like various massages from a certain smartass), as they tend to overwork themselves.

rising sign was very difficult for me to pick out for aaron, as we dont get to see any first impression of him and we obviously don’t know what he looks like. so i wanted to look at the other kind of information we can get from a rising sign in order to pick something out i was satisfied with. one very important thing that the rising sign does is establish your chart ruler. to put this process in the most simple terms possible, to find your chart ruler look at the ruling planet of your rising sign. then look at that planet in your own chart. (mercury rules gemini, aaron has a leo mercury so that is his chart ruler) the chart ruler is a very influential and important part of a person’s chart and can indicate a lot about them. ill talk more about what having a leo mercury means in the paragraph about it, but i think its an important placement for aaron so i wanted to give him a rising sign that reflected that. mercury-ruled rising signs (gemini and virgo) tend to have elfish or bug-like features (i do mean that in the most neutral/positive way possible).

aaron and his leo mercury!!!! leo mercuries are so funny to me. they tend to be a whole lot of talk, more bark than bite, etc. they tend to have a bit of an ego on them. they are passionate speakers and usually very good at keeping peoples attention. they tend to be stubborn in their thinking. one thing we know about aaron is his fighting in the workplace with smartass. part of THAT is the leo mercury.

virgo venus is a placement in its fall. this is the opposite to an exalted placement (venus in pisces), again, not the worst thing in the world, just an area of difficulty. virgo is very much a sign of logic and analysis, it doesnt do well with the planet of love and relationships. and if aaron was having literal shouting matches with the person he had a little crush on? yeah this guy might be having a little bit of difficulty with love (said lovingly). virgo venuses are very practical in their love and affection. they are selective in their partner, but thats because once they choose someone, they are in it for the long haul. they are probably reserved around others, but very loyal and loving to their partner. i think this is all applicable to aaron

looking at the rest of his chart, aaron needed some more fire to back up his leo mercury. what better than an aries mars? THEE mars sign. aries is ruled by mars, this makes this placement in its domicile. aries mars are not afraid of confrontation. they are very passionate and have a lot of drive. they are straightforward, they know what they want and they will go after it. which i would say is accurate to aaron <3

#listen for these things ill sometimes have specific examples to site for my reasoning but sometimes its just vibes #aarons chart is pure vibes babey #also ik i gave him some hard placements but i do love him hes a fave of mine i pinky promise #as always this is open for discussion/debate/etc #i will always talk to u about or answer questions regarding astrology #especially if its abt these characters #okay thats all i think #thank you for reading <3 #redacted asmr #redacted aaron #astro thoughts #astrology

[woozi]

yza missed you sm 🥺🤍 hope you're doing well, will be back with an ask letter soon <3 ( also which one do you like more 7Pm or fighting or lunch? ) <333

me whenever i'm asked to choose between anything

#MA CHERIEEEEE I MISSED U EVEN MORE <333333 #thank u for always visiting introverted me in my cage and for never failing to enrich my enclosure 🥹🥹🥹 #looking forward to ur next love letter hehehe 😋😋😋 #AND TO ANSWER UR QUESTION #i think it's a tie between fighting & 7pm and then lunch sits at the bottom 👁️ #initially i listened to 7pm a lot but now i find myself looking up fighting even more she really has grown on me <333 #BUT WHAT ABT UUU #DID U LIKE THIS CB <333 #v v excited to chit chat w u again like lil birdies iMYYYY HOPE URE DOING WELL <333 MWAH #cherie 🪂 #s-cxups #y.ask

[theaterism]

@castelleve

!! okay so. u asked three questions abt the florist, which is wonderful, but i also physically cannot be concise when it comes to them, so i needed to split this answer from the others bc it became an Essay agdgd i’ll post answers to your other questions soon!! <3 also totally no pressure to read this bc it is,, Long,,

headcanons a-z - no longer accepting

F - Friend - What kind of friend are they? How do they judge potential friends? Where do they draw the line between platonic and romantic relationships? How far would they go for a friend? How do they handle conflict in relationships?

tl;dr: they’re a wild friend who loves teasing, offering treats, and storytelling; they judge potential friends based on uniqueness, how amusing they are, their storytelling skill, and their attitude toward plants; they do not experience romantic attraction; they are self-centered and would not go very far for a friend; they handle conflict by trying to Not handle it.

now,,, the Essay,,,,

the florist is not a good friend in general (by human standards, at least). they are selfish by nature and have a shallow sense of loyalty. this doesn’t mean they can’t show kindness or form attachments, but in the end, they will prioritize their own amusement and safety over the well-being of others.

they don’t treat friends much differently from non-friends aside from being more likely to offer them tea and treats (given more freely) and slightly less likely to trick them. they are also very much a storytelling friend who enjoys both telling tales and listening to them. they will still tease friends, but their teasing will usually be a bit gentler and more affectionate. the florist does not experience romantic attraction, so any closer relationships are purely platonic.

they will never risk their life for a friend, but they may, on occasion, risk injury. they will absolutely joke about it or complain about it afterward, though.

the florist exclusively seeks friendships with individuals who will provide them with amusement/entertainment in some way. they have lived a long, long time and met many, many people, so they are only interested in those who stand out to them. this means most of their friends are Weird and/or Chaotic in some way. the florist thinks of them like rare plants. they like watching humans and learning about them, but they still don’t truly understand humans, so they tend to get along better with non-humans.

they consider olive their Assistant (affectionate) rather than their friend, but she is a good example of the rare kind of human who stands out to them. she mainly caught their attention because she is so logical, stubborn, and self-reliant that she is immune to the florist’s word mazes, which daze most other humans (as well as many non-humans). the florist finds this fascinating. her blood magic fascinates them as well. they also find amusement in her prickly demeanor, though it can exasperate them when she fails to appreciate their humor. they treat her like a cactus and embrace the challenge of living with her.

in terms of other qualities that make someone Friend-Worthy, the florist likes those who appreciate Aesthetics, who treat plants nicely, who enjoy games and storytelling, and who do not mock their past mistakes. if someone mistreats a plant and shows no remorse, the florist will lose all respect for them.

currently, for several reasons, the florist does not have many friends. however, they do have a small friend group composed solely of non-humans (fellow fae in particular). they mainly meet up for games, storytelling, feasts, and perhaps a bit too much drinking at times. whenever certain friends — those more inclined to trickery — visit the flower shop, the florist instructs olive to stay in her room. like the florist, these friends have a shallow sense of loyalty and a love of mischief. the florist is quite clear in stating that olive is under their protection, but they would rather not risk losing their assistant.

in terms of conflict in relationships, the florist prefers to avoid facing consequences whenever possible. they rarely apologize with words because they rarely feel truly sorry (and therefore an apology would be dishonest, and they cannot lie). if they can’t convince someone to view the matter from their point of view and stop being upset with them, they usually try to ease tension with stories, tea, or flowers.

#castelleve #(i’m so sorry this got so long agdgd) #(thank u for sending this tho!!) #(i loved thinking abt it) #(again i will reply to your other questions when i can! as well as the meme with damian and fox!) #(i am simply Slow…..) #|☆| inbox #|☆| headcanons #|❊| ( florist ) #(also tagging olive bc i mentioned her-) #|☽| olive ( assistant )

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

hey yes! 🌖 i do write fics (only for sugu tho, to no one's surprise) but i don't post them or anything <//3 they're all in my google drive and i'm not good at writing (or visualizing), and i'm so out of ideas/energy/motivation that i hardly work on them. BUT they can be very rewarding to revise and read! though i never finish any of them though HAHHAHA

YES of course i re-read your fics... i don't really use tumblr aside from reading your posts and stuff just because i don't have that much time (or the will to sift through all the smuts in the search bar), but i always drop whatever to read your stuff and any time spent reading your fics is time well spent!! yay!!!

thank you for the tips! they're super helpful and i will be applying them to whatever i write next. also i accidentally found a website like lix (but in english) once when i was writing an essay, so i'll use that as per your recommendation. are you swedish??

ALSO DROPPING OFF A SUGU FOR U https://twitter.com/whyyouareunique/status/1780781328302280798

hey 🌖 anon !! :3

ahhhhh i see !!! the sugu fics….. that’s so real of you. i actually started writing jjk fanfic that way too!!!! just wrote a bunch of self-indulgent stuff in my notes app lmao. i genuinely think it improves your writing so much though… i was out here writing 50 pages of a stsg/reader au that will Never see the light of day but i still read it for comfort sometimes :’3 being insecure abt your writing is understandable though!!! as long as you’re actually Writing something you’re already doing really really well, so pls don’t beat yourself up too much!!! though i know From Experience that it’s easier said than done :’’3…. we’re in this together 🌖 anon.

BUT . WAUGH . OW. YOU’RE TOO SWEET I’M HAVING A HEART ATTACK …… you use tumblr for lil old me ??? 🥺🥺 SOBS YOU’RE SO KIND. i’m so happy my fics can give you any kind of satisfaction 🥺🥺🥺 AND YOU’RE SO REAL. THE SMUT. wading through the jjk tags is impossible atp i literally have every single smut tag blocked but i STILL get smut on my dash. sigh.

buuut anyway!!! you’re so welcome 🌖 anon <3 ik this is boring advice but like . Sincerely. the best way to improve is just to write. even if you aren’t finishing anything you’re still making lots of progress :3 i believe in you!!!! <3333

AND THANK YOUUUU FOR THE GORGEOUS SUGU ART I’M BITING HIM GENTLY <33333 here is one of my recents favs in return !!

#ILYYYY i hope you have a lovely lovely day/night :333 #also would prefer Not to disclose my nationality if that’s ok 💔💔 just for privacy reasons!! #for some reason i keep getting a Lot of asks abt me being scandinavian and i have no idea why but it makes me. #feel a bit uncomfy 😭😭 #BUT YEAH PHDKDJD just wanted to make that clear so you don’t think i’m ignoring your question :’3 #thank u for always bein so sweet :(( #<333 #ask tag ✩ #🌖 anon !! ✩

[daydadahlias]

what are some lines you won’t cross as a fic writer?

please see jessay below the cut <3 TW for discussion of SA & murder

I think this is an interesting question because I don't know if you mean, like, with stuff I'd write or attitudes in general. because the first thing that comes to mind with this is, as a fic writer, I will never engage w/ the subjects of my fics about my fics. As in, I would never want 5sos to know about my stuff and I would never want to discuss my fics on any platform in which they might be exposed to it (which is why I'm not really on twitter) because they are not consenting to reading/hearing porn about themselves. do I think the lines of rpf are blurry?? yes. but 5sos have said they don't care abt fic so I'm fine and happy to write it so long as they are not unwillingly exposed to it and I know they don't seek it out themselves.

but, if you mean like, lines I won't cross in terms in what I would write in fanfic, then I think most are ones I wouldn't cross if I were writing original fiction either.

I think the only thing that's rpf specific is that while I might write an original novel about, say, the internal monologue of a murderer bc I think the psychology of what drives a person to murder is interesting, I wouldn't write a fic about that because that would be - inherently - glorifying murder because people would automatically have a good association with the person I'm writing about (like, if I wrote Ashton as a serial killer, people wouldn't be able to get past it being Ashton) and no one should be having good associations with murderers <33

(to get ahead of the accusations bc I always expect them, "accused of murder" is not the same as writing someone who is a murderer and murders for pleasure; I would not write a fic about someone who is actually a murderer bc <33 killing should not be glorified or promoted <33 and people should not find murderers sexy thank u).

so, it's basically stuff like that. i don't want to write fics that promote truly unsavory material to an impressionable audience.

(I'm under no delusions here that a portion my readers aren't most likely teens and I don't want to be writing shit about their favorite guys that makes their brain associate bad things w/ good people and therefore makes them like or become attracted to bad things; I refuse to be part of the cycle that puts young people in dangerous sexualized situations bc they read shitty fanfic in their youth thank u).

this would also extend to writing domestic abuse between any of the guys, incest, raceplay or anything promoting racism, ableism, sexism (as in, treating one of the guys like a woman - or pointblank calling him a woman - and saying he's subordinate because of this - which people do a lot in this fandom, not to talk shit), underage smut or ageplay (or anything that alludes to pedophilia), or rape/SA in general (which would apply to sexual harassment, non-consensual touching, necrophilia, sex-pollen, dub-con, uninformed consent, statutory rape, coercion, drunk sex between strangers, etc.).

now, obviously rape is a subject I have written about so I would like to point out that there is a difference between researched, honestly addressed dark fiction that deals with heavy subjects, and writing something that purposefully fetishizes/glorifies a subject like rape.

writing about rape being bad is not the same as writing about rape being hot, even though they're both touching on the subject of rape, so let's jot that down, those of you that have no reading comprehension or critical thinking skills (and if I get an ask in my inbox tomorrow that's like "wEll yOu'vE wRitTEn aBoUt rApe BeFore" I will scream into a pillow)

however, while I'm talking, this is an opportunity to express that I think topics like cnc (consensual non-consent) are a little more nuanced than people allow them to be within this context. Like, yeah, sure, you could lay a blanket statement over everything that's "never write about rape being hot" but... I do think there's a difference between cnc and rape. so,,, while I would never write about rape being hot ever, I don't necessarily apply that to cnc (like previously discussed somnophilia or roleplay) because I think it's a different topic in general.

that isn't to say, though, that I would write cnc (bc I don't think I would ever feel comfortable doing that); it's more just to say that I don't think it's as hard a line as others and that I do think a cnc kink is valid and I'm really understanding of people that have that kink. A rape kink is genuinely a different thing and I think that should always be a hard no (as in, no one should be writing fics where a 5sos member rapes another 5sos member and then frame it as sexy; that is really fucked up y'all and me thinking that should not be a hot take).

and those are the major lines I will never budge on. no murder, no rape, no pedophilia, no abuse.

and I also think it's worth mentioning that everyone's limits as a fic writer and a writer in general are different so, no, i'm not policing or telling someone else how they should write their shit but that this is how i personally think when writing mine and I'm allowed to say whatever the fuck I want on my blog, blah blah blah, disclaimer disclaimer, if one single person tells me my kink critical attitude is ruining fandom i will roll my eyes so far back in my head i will see my own brain.

hope this all makes sense and is what u wanted <3

#pigeon #anon #one thing abt me is that #if u ask a question #i sure will talk #i sure will blibber blabber #do i sound like a bitch i somehow feel like a bitch just based on tone but #i just get really peeved sometimes when i think abt attitudes in the past w/ me and #the fact that i was like 'sexy rape is bad' and i got shit that was like YOURE POLICING OTHERS AND YOUR KINK CRITICAL ATTITUDE IS POISON #& i really do not think that 'rape is bad and you shouldnt write sexy rape' should be as... hot of a take as people seemed to think it was #like i feel as though that should be a line we all inherently have #as i think morals would be a cool thing for human people to come equipped w/ call me crazy #i dont know i dont think my... lines are insane #like i feel as though. these are pretty reasonable. #uhm anyway thank u for reading if u did #much love thank you for the question