#thank god it was starting to get boring

[howboycat]

“they're indulging our silly ideas by using the right pronouns to our faces” hmm. wasn’t non-binary made up by tumblr in like. 2014? you can’t control how people see you. if they’re using the right pronouns what does it matter?? you cannot control their thoughts. people do it to be polite, they don’t have to believe in it. I don’t believe in Christ as my lord and savior, does that mean I’m disrespecting my Christian friends who do? why can’t you just exist as a gender non conforming woman/man? i love gender non conformity! i am gender non conforming, does that make me any less of a woman? absolutely not!!! to say that if you don’t perform femininity you must not be a woman is sexism 101.

kissing you <3

#thank god it was starting to get boring #not that this person actually wants to genuinely engage but #some quick research shows the idea of people who aren't male or female dates back to mesopotamia #also check out my favorite historical bestie the Public Universal Friend <3 #nonbinary history is very cool! #asks

[wormshirt]

The Doctor needs one of those classes they give to expecting/hopeful parents but for humans. Get their ass enrolled in a parenting course. And everytime they get a new companion he has to retake the course.

#doctor who #dw #the doctor #inspired by the deleted scene of her just pushing amy out of the tardis doors into space #while amy was having an anxiety attack. YOU CANNOT DO THAT! #they have access to all of time and space the doctor has to be able to find a human parenting/caretaker course #bonus points if he ends up taking one for human children. #imgine youre travelling with the doctor and he leaves and comes back one day and says they enrolled themself in a human management course #and youre like 'oh thank god finally' #and then she just starts bubble wrapping the entire tardis and locking off entire rooms and giving you coloring sheets and stim toys #when you get bored #and starts taking you to like. fucking parks to play with other humans. #and starts carrying like fucking snacks like lunchables and shit everywhere and giving them to you at regular intervals #and you're like 'hey what the fuck.' #and you ask them what the hell they're doing and you find out they were learning to care for human TODDLERS. #and you're like. jesus fucking christ. explains so much. mildly disconcerting how much stayed the same though. #and so obviously you ask 'do you see me as a child?' and the doctor is like. ah. interesting question. #you know what else is interesting. OOOOOOO TELETUBBIES LETS LOOK AT THE TELETUBBIES OOOOOO EDUCATIONAL GAMES OOOO!!!! #LOOK AT THE SMALL HUMAN ON THE SCREEN WHICH PAIR OF SHOES MATCHES THE DRESS??? CHOOSE FAST!!!!!! #this could also open the door for an amazing bit though #where you start doing all of the same things back to the doctor and it works even better on them than it did you. #turn their ass into an ipad kid. they start arguing too much put his ass on minecraft pocket edition. #she just sits there for 1-3 hours. dead silence. you walk over like. 'hey. um. you good.' #no answer. you look ove rher shoulder. she has recreated ancient rome in minecraft in exact replica and is the reigning emperor. #they are roleplaying the roman senate with sheep and villagers. okay. can you please save the world now. please. #this is not to infantilize the doctor. he is old as shit. they are an adult. but by god can they be easily entertained. #not to mention that a key factor of the doctor IS their eternal childishness. #but they ARE a fully grown adult. beyond that even. ancient 'were you alive to see the dinosaurs grandpa?' ass motherfucker. #they are just also a masive loser. who would love minecraft pocket edition and lunchables. probably. who doesn't though. #bangers

[literalnobody]

Tumblr insists I compress these down to ugly quality >_>

You can listen to the Prologue and Chapter One if you want to understand what to heck is going on here!

Listening time: 17 mins~

Sound effects used: [x][x][x]

#I have said this on other posts but I'm obviously not going to post the whole book in audio posts lol #these are just a lil taste of the story so you'll know if its for you when i finish and hopefully publish it #dipping your toe in to check the temperature. that sorta thing #the water dog #mine #my writing #original writing #sowwy about the audio quality i record on my phone and then it gets compressed #best listened to with headphones if you can stand my voice #and if you're enjoying the story so far i'd love to hear feedback! this is still just the first draft #Sybil is a tricky protagonist bc shes kinda boring at the start.... but she grows through the story i promise she gets interesting #in my opinion anyway #its hard to write a silent protagonist in a novel where she is not actually silent #but silent in the 'god i wish i didnt have to speak to people' way #anyway im rambling now! #thanks for listening if you do

[linkvcr]

Afternoon skysword nation

#this class is too long. wym i have an hr left 😭😭😭 [< could leave rn] #i might. tbh #im so bored. just started doodling my links half way thru LMFAO #i need easy doodle ideas but. alas [< brainless] #i cant doodle. doodling is the devil. #day off tmrw. WOOHEW #and im getting a haircut this week. thank GOD. my hair is WAY too long -_- #how are nyall. good i hope #good luck to anyone else in classes rn LOL #we're in this 2getha #o7 #txt

[boysandgirlsandbabes]

rabbits are chasing

Relationships: Lewis Hamilton/Sebastian Vettel, Past Nico Rosberg/Lewis Hamilton

Word count: 30k

Rating: Gen, M/M, teen (other tags on ao3)

Summary:

Lewis retires from Formula One on a warm December day in Abu Dhabi, exactly one month shy of his 41st birthday.

(Or: Lewis, Nico, and Seb; 19 years of history, and 24 hours at Le Mans.)

read on ao3 (🔒)

..............sometimes you’re so stressed that u go into a temporary fugue state for a month and when you come out of it you’ve somehow learned enough about F1 to write 30k of lewis hamilton post-retirement le mans fic about it. the human mind is a strange and beautiful thing

#not hockey #my fic #truly SO sorry for putting this on this blog but im not about to start posting rpf on main so. this is the only place left #hopefully there's enough overlap between these two fandoms that at least a few of you are like This Is My Hole It Was Made For Me etc etc #but also if it isnt ur hole that's also chill and i respect that #as a former (until last month rip) card carrying member of the 'i will never get into formula 1' side of hockeyblr....i get it #anyways oh my god it's finally done. im so tired lol #thank u to everyone who bore witness 2 the monthlong breakdown that led to this lol u are all heroes

[mattodore]

we’re back to editing again🚶

#river dipping #i’m still in the very early stages… haven’t even touched liquify and smudge yet #i'm not sure if i'll finish these today or not i haven't decided yet #there's two screenshots but i haven't started on the second one... i'm just gonna edit until i get bored of it #i'm listening to in the dream house by carmen maria machado while working on this and it's really good so far but i knew that it would be #ummmmmm but whenever i get bored of this/finish it i'll be getting back in ts4 to resume working on alessandria's sim #they have very little done to them atm like they hardly even have any skin details on or anything #but rn i'm at a pretty promising place with her sim so!! #and i'll also get in game to take an updated screenshot of this old pose i made for matthias that i've previewed on here a few times #i figure i should probably do something with it already lmao kjndfjcnh but the old screenshots i took have his old eyebrows/nose #so i just wanna update it and edit the screenshots sometime this week too #and then when i'm done with all of that... i will finally get in blender and start making poses again thank god #........but okay that was my update. back to editing and this book

[gideonisms]

I bet whoever started the church doctrine of never loving anything in the world more than god just had god as a special interest

#harrow coded. #the process of creating this post was like. reads poem about icarus aging into a boring office job #thinks oh cool poem! but this author and i have different perspectives of the world i think it's great to be cringe & fail if it means #you get to eat every day and funnel your energy into niche projects that make you happy #starts thinking about all the niche topics in this world that make me happy & how it's great to be alive so i can think about niche topics #remembers old sermon that i took way too literally when i was fixating on various books as a kid #then i felt bad about it bc if i was really good at religion i'd be fixating on god instead #thinks hmm that rule probably was intended for people who love things a normal amount #thinks wait no. no one who loved things a normal amount would have created this rule in the first place #thus. hyperfixation on jesus christ #thus. harrow coded #thanks for coming to my ted talk enjoy this look into what's going on in my brain while i'm supposed to be studying & doing my laundry

[t4tbedehopmar]

ENSTARS REFERENCE IN MY SPANISH-GERMAN DICTIONARY?!?!!!!!!?!!!!?

#MEIN GOTT #german hw was starting to get so boring thank god this appeared before me fkhsjfks

[nr1chuufan]

Sorry 4 not leaving my house except for uni or groceries or walks.. idk how im still alive

#when i get busy i forget im always alone and thank god i still can come back home and see my family every 2 or 3 weeks because #i have nothing else really. lol #i always wish things were different but it goes on like this forever.. maybe its in my head but everyone seems to either find me annoying #or too boring 🧸 to be around so #i know life is not all about friends and having fun but if u dont have it at all i just. wonder how i still have motivation to do anything #when i barely have anything to look forward to #and when i start thinking this way i end up not talking to anyone which is the exact opposite of what could help me but whatever 😇❔

[visdiefje]

Love my coworkers. They are like (good) classmates to me. On the downside, they have not stopped talking since I arrived this morning

#granted I do like a workplace conversation but at a point I get bored with it. I need to do it in small portions #also I'd love to start watching another d20 series but not while people are talking next to me #thank god we don't do office full time. home days are really nice for watching a series during work #bien rambles

[vulcanhello]

#SCREAMING AND CHEERING AND SOBBING AND TEARING GRASS OUT OF THE GROUND AND POUNDING THE SAND AND FLOATING AWAY FACE DOWN IN THE RIVER #I FINISHED THE ABODE OF LIFE. THANK FUCKING JESUS #OH MY GOD ITS BEEN DAYS. THAT SHOULD NOT HAVE TAKEN ME DAYS #anyways. it was boring rip #the aliens were BORING the new planet was INTERESTING IN THEORY but BORING IN EXECUTION #it was just a lot of lame politics! and i LIKE politics ex machina is my fav trek book ok #but it was simply boring not much of value #i actually looked it up there were ELEVEN CAPTAINS LOGS. just pages and pages of kirk telling me. the idiot audience. what was happening #i think the only scene i liked was when kirk kidnapped like four of the planets leaders which resulted in a fr gunfight and spock got shot #thru the hand which is insane. OWCH #obsessed with kirk in this book tho he’s basically in the situation thats the premise of voyager where the ship is broke and they wont get #home for a hundred years unless they repair warp so when they find this planet that could help hes just weird about it #‘ohhh i cant break the prime directive’ YOU ALREADY DID #HALF YOUR CAPTAINS LOGS ARE U COMPLAINING ABT BREAKING THE PRIME DIRECTIVE GET OVER IT !! #anyways. do not recommend #and then when hes decided hes already broken it enough hes like whatever. spock we gotta start kidnapping people and spocks like #youre so logical captain 😐(meaning 😍) #actually tbf kirk had a few gay moments. good for him #whatever. anyways. new book time. i might try an aos book bc im sick of trek books including uhura in the beginning or in the blurb and then #shes just NOT in the book. power of imagination ill just pretend its tos. if thats even possible its been a while simce i interacted woith #with anything thats aos #ough im not a fan of aos spock. or kirk rlly. or chekov. or #gay sulu ftw tho #im trying to remember other aos things. jayla i loove. uhura i love but also i prefer tos uhura 😞 #hm. thas it #oh well #captain’s log #trek books

[swordsonnet]

if i see that "paragraphs longer than 2-3 lines are Bad" post on my dash one more time it'll be my villain origin story

#like i get that overly long paragraphs can be difficult to parse #but there's a healthy middle! you don't need a line break after every fucking sentence! #have any of the people agreeing with that post ever read An Actual Book lmao #or do they just think that all published literature is bad because it isn't written like a buzzfeed article #looking at those marvel movies with cuts every 0.5 seconds and that bullshit advice that every novel needs to start with an action scene #i feel like this is indicative of a general trend though? #where instead of such uncool things as 'crafting a world' or god forbid 'setting up consistent characterisation' #the only purpose of writing is to make sure people don't get bored #sad. #anyway i refuse to cater to tiktok-poisoned teens who can't concentrate for more than 3 seconds thanks #delete later maybe but i just needed to get this rant off my chest #salt

[astrxealis]

fun fact please know my arc with sephiroth is literally enemies to maybe-lovers 👍

#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚ #not even btw in a selfship way but that's possible to but like. just. how i feel for him in general !!! #i have feelings for him (complicated) #I'M NOT GNA REALLY EXPLAIN but it's really funny actually bcs this is the first time i've actually felt this way for a character me thinks #in this specific way ?? bcs even for other worse characters i am ..... a complicated being in a simple way #aka i already like them from the get-go :P tbh i've always loved sephiroth too but #admittedly i started thinking he was boring somewhere down the line and not very interesting even tho i loved him still #please note i have played og ffvii and remake ffvii and watched crisis core online bcs i didn't have access to it before #and also have cc reunion. and i know but haven't watched advent children. and a bit of dirge of cerberus. #i know a fuckton abt ffvii but tbh it's not my fav game nor ff even tho it is one of my favs ever and i love it so much #so what i'm trying to say is i still have more to understand better #BUT ANYWAY complicated explanation insert here but :3 so yeah #BUT THE THING IS i think sephiroth is obviously so cool and iconic and pretty #and that's been coming back to me. and i am no longer casting sephiroth to the side oh my GOD !!! #thank ever crisis for this and also rebirth lmfao #so yeah. fun rambles #<- reluctant (?) sephiroth liker #also my friend uhh who doesn't know ff much. she recently learned of sephiroth and it's so obvious she would like him tbh LMFAO <3 #honestly i might ask my other friend who i have funny history w regarding how obvious our tastes in characters are #ion think they know my vii favs. so. mhm

[liberty-spiked]

hey ho i'm an apprentice now wohooo.

#i just came out of my holidays and we got crazy fucking lots to do so fuck yeah thanks #at least it wasnt a long and boring monday #school starts next week thank god #still got time to get another laptop from my city administration lol #they're not stingy with em you can just go there ask and try your luck lol #because you need a fucking pc nowadays man its kinda disgusting #my posts

[ratgrinders]

Ok here's an updated timeline of the Rat Grinders based on the new info we got this episode:

Freshman Year

On the first day of classes Kipperlily and the others meet and form their adventuring party. Kipperlily comes up with the name the High Five Heroes.

Kipperlily excels academically, but the High Five Heroes only go on easier adventures, presumably to ensure they will succeed rather than fail at something challenging.

Ruben is primarily an acoustic/soft rock musician.

Kipperlily begins to have childish rage and resentment towards Riz and the other Bad Kids, which start out petty but gradually grow in intensity over the next couple years.

Sophomore Year

An increase in hostility, one of the first meetings Kipperlily has this year is being jealous that Riz's dad was killed by Kalvaxus, that if a person has suffered immense magical hardship it is an unfair advantage in adventuring.

Kipperlily tries to find evidence of conspiracy with her parents and is enraged that they are boring.

A week after spring break the High Five Heroes go on their first quest to the mountains of chaos, chaperoned by Jace Stardiamond.

After this, the High Five Heroes seem to undergo a shift where their rage is amplified. Kipperlily's counselor files become much more venomous towards the Bad Kids, Ruben shifts to emo music, etc.

At some point after this Ivy and Oisin propose changing the name to the Rat Grinders. Kipperlily opposes this and Lucy is on her side, but Ruben votes against her because it makes her upset and Mary Ann also votes against her but doesn't explain her reasoning.

A piece of paperwork is submitted for Lucy to change her god, but another piece of paperwork is filed afterwards rescinding that application, presumably by Lucy herself changing her mind.

Towards the end of the year, after grades are finalized but before classes are over thus avoiding the pass/fail penalty, Lucy dies in the far haven woods near Aguefort. Presumably, she could have been resurrected in service of this unnamed rage god, but chose not to. She "stuck to her guns".

Kipperlily's rage towards the Bad Kids has transitioned from childish to venomous, she "hates them".

Junior Year

At some point between the end of Sophomore year and the beginning of Junior year, the Rat Grinders specifically request Buddy Dawn join their party as a cleric.

At 8:01 am, the first day of classes, Kipperlily goes to Ashgrove to dig up the rogue teacher's grave, thus forcing her to reveal herself and granting Kipperlily a pass for all her rogue classes for the year. Presumably she was aware of the rogue teacher's grave beforehand (information only available in Arthur Aguefort's office) but waited until the start of Junior year so she could pass all her classes for the year.

Kipperlily announces her bid to run for student council president, with a platform based on equity, equanimity, and fairness.

Kipperlily asks Jawbone about the creation of Yes! and the events of prompocalypse

Her counselor notes become extremely enraged, with her straight up wanting to kill Kristin and being angry that she can't get to her thanks to Fig's protection.

Oisin, Ivy, and Buddy are seen at Fabian's house party during the first week of classes. Kipperlily is not seen but is possibly there invisible. The Bad Kids are asked to do drugs but decline. That same night, mephits steal part of a cloud rider engine kept in Seacaster Manor.

At the school assembly the following day Principal Grix reveals he was notified of students doing drugs off campus, meaning its possible the Rat Grinders tipped him off in an attempt to get the Bad Kids in trouble.

Ruben performs presumably some kind of ritual at the Frosty Fair Folk festival, with the other Rat Grinders conspicuously absent. Simultaneously, Yolanda Badgood falls dead in the same place where Lucy Frostblade died, after Yolanda had been made aware of Lucy's change in god and was investigating it. Yolanda also refuses to be resurrected in service of the rage god.

The Rat Grinders are seen at the assembly addressing Yolanda's death and how all clerics would be moved to pass/fail. Most look bored, Mary Ann isn't paying attention, and Buddy is unconcerned.

Kipperlily and Oisin get caught trying to sabotage the Bad Kids' Last Stand exam, and Kipperlily kills Buddy. Ten minutes after the Bad Kids plane shift away, Buddy is revived by an unknown figure and he pledges his allegiance to the rage god.

Now the Rat Grinders are scheduled for another trip to the Mountains of Chaos and are on complete lockdown, hiding all of them from Adaine's divination magic.

#let me know if i should add anything and ill go back and edit it! #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy spoilers #original post #rat grinders #kipperlily copperkettle #lucy frostblade #buddy dawn #ivy embra #ruben hopclap #mary ann skuttle #oisin hakinvar

[zg0nuwa]

𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐥 𝐨’𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚 ; “𝐝𝐮𝐦𝐛 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬”

had this silly little thought where you ask miguel a bunch of questions about the multiverse

miguel o’hara x gn!reader

warnings ; this is stupid, miguel is confused, mentions of pregnancy/having a kid, my spanish knowledge is below zero so i used google (feel free to correct me)

“ what did you just ask me? ”

“ i asked what would happen if two people - ” you were pestering miguel with questions about the multiverse for the past hour or so. at first it was a basic conversation regarding what were canon events and how are they established, how the portals work and all the other boring stuff.

“ i heard you the first time. just- where did you get that question from? ”

“ don’t tell me you’ve never wondered how it would work if for example we were to have a kid. like, we’re from different universes. i’m just curious what would happen to the kid in this predicament. ” if you were anybody else he would probably just glare at you and go on with his work but due to your position in his heart he just stood there, absolutely mortified at the example you just provided.

in all honesty you weren’t even that much into the topic but being able to bother miguel just a little and watch him scrunch up his nose whenever you mentioned something that would probably classify you as mentally deranged was your favorite hobby.

“ dios por favor dame fuerza*. no, actually i’ve never thought about that. also that example was really uncalled for. ” he thanked his past self for making the office so dimly lit. if it was any brighter in here he’s 97% sure you would be able to see how his neck and ears go all red.

“ so you admit you don’t know what would happen? ”

“ sí, ahora ¿podemos cambiar el tema?* ”

“ okay, okay… there’s actually one more thing i was curious about. ” miguel only sighed and looked at you with an unimpressed expression.

“ should i be scared? ” at this point he had no idea what to expect, in fact he kinda expected anything. and his imagination was not helping him. you looked up at him with those big pleading eyes that at the same time were full of mischief.

“ if, for example, we were to start dating, would that make me you know… kind of a pedophile..? ” there was an awkward silence and the look he had was to be described only with the sentence “what the fuck”

“ what on god’s green earth are you talking about? ”

“ i mean, you’re from year 2099 right? and im from 2023 in my universe. so that would kind of suggest that technically i would be in my 40s or 50s when you were born right? that just… kind of weird to think about i guess? ”

that, he did not expect in any of his wildest scenarios.

“ i’m going to lose my fucking mind. ” he slumped forward hiding his face in his hands.

“ aw come on miguel! it’s a genuine problem i’m thinking about here! ”

* god please give me strength

* yes, now can we change the subject?

#spider man: across the spider verse #miguel x reader #miguel o'hara x reader #miguel o'hara #spiderman 2099 #spiderman 2099 x reader #spiderman across the spiderverse #atsv miguel #miguel ohara