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congrats to avalanche software for making the first game in the ‘transphobia’ genre!!

#LMAO

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#brilliant #world history

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Sweet Sixteen at 9/11

#LMAO

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𝔚e should start writing funky initial letters like in medieval manuscripts again

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never bothered watching the movie but I feel this frame on a spiritual level

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How To Draw A Horse - a comic by Emma Hunsinger

#a journey #i love this #art

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What do you mean you hatched an egg you bought at the SUPER MARKET

Ohohoho

So there’s this company in the UK, right. They brand themselves on producing fancy free range eggs and as part of that they have breed information written on the carton.

I did some snooping and found that every miracle news story of a supermarket egg hatching in the UK traced back to duck eggs, specifically the Braddock White duck eggs produced by this one company for the supermarket Waitrose.

And one day my mum brings them home and says “I bought these to eat but aren’t they the ones that hatch?”

And it’s spring and I’m hatching a ton this year so in they went.

On candling we had three fertile eggs! That’s a fertility of 50% - the same as shipped eggs from a breeder!

Hatch day comes and we get 2 ducklings, Curie and Becquerel. Sadly, Curie contracts duck septicaemia from an infected navel and doesn’t make it, but Becquerel is a healthy bird and growing like a weed.

I had put 4 breeder eggs in a week after them in case just one hatched, so Becque now has two Khaki Campbell cross friends called Tsuki and Hoshi so she isn’t lonely.

And as of today’s 7am Quacking - Becque is a female! Which means she’s capable of laying eggs and therefore I have pirated a duck.

#CUTE

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#world history

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I love this generation. I hope we all die.

#world history

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Come and See Him

#nothing could’ve prepared me for this #fave

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i love my mutuals because we never talk but we still… like… follow each other……….. and i admire that we stick together even tho there is no communication in the slightest………u kno what i mean… hello…

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i went into haelga’s bedroom to see if i could steal shit and now i wanna die

excuse me todd? are you going to answer for modeling a kink bed todd?

#LMAO #never noticed this #skyrim

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Somewhere, there are orcas. I’m in my little gray house in Ohio surrounded by the stale, staticky air of winter indoors, but somewhere there are orcas. It’s an easy fact to forget. It’s easy to shrink your world to what you can see. But thankfully, somewhere, there are orcas.

#yeah

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#world history

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did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

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Christopher Citro, ‘Our Beautiful Life When It’s Filled With Shrieks’ //  Dylan Thomas, from The Collected Stories; “The Holy Six,” //  Amal El-Mohtar and Max Gladstone, ‘This Is How You Lose the Time War’ // Anne Carson, ‘Euripides’ // Pablo Neruda, “Ode To an Apple” 

#they are sooo #regular bestie behavior #supercorp #sg

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the language barrier between my brain and everyone else. devastating

#autism