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sparklingpax · 2 years

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Some thoughts. Be warned I literally rambled here?? Idk what I can even title this so....read or whatever. You know what, ignore me literally I have no idea what I was trying to say 💀💀 Also note the tags please

I wanna start by saying, Bumblebee is my favorite part of RID2015--a series which I would like to also say I do not hate in like manner to some of you.

However, I do find it insanely funny how Bee literally turns into the most awkward Young but Not Young but Also Definitely Not Old Dad™ who apparently can't be "as hip" as the immature children he has for a team his fellow teammates. Like also literally he has a rebellious child phase when he clashes leadership styles with Optimus (who is by the way, so OOC and badly handled in this series but that's another conversation I will have eventually) and so yea.

Bee going from the character he was in Prime to the character he became in RID2015 is actually really amusing because it feels like a teen who is at this point is in his mid 20s, wishing he could be 16 like the rest of his team but then constantly remembering why it's better he's not. Also interesting to see him in a role different to "the kid character" and actually "the leader."

(Unfortunately, our "the kid character" is not half the character Bee was in Prime--like his role as the "most immature member of this group" does not excuse most of his actions, and does not justify the writing decisions that led him absolutely no character development whatsoever 😀)

Anwyays. In a way, it does benefit Bee's team more to lead in his way rather than Optimus', which is again, another interesting thing I wanna talk about another time. Watching it always makes me miss the vibes Team Prime had. Were they always holding hands? Sort of not. But at least they were mostly mature and all seemed to grow and change as a group and as individuals, in a way that expanded on who they all were rather than changing completely their personalities. But that's also because they give off young adult vibes, which is why--going back to my original topic here--Bumblebee's sort of change in character actually makes some sense (he's kinda still like a kid, and by the time of RID, he's finally a bit more grown up, though not as old as Optimus. In equating to human years, I'd call TFP Bee 19 oldest, in RID, probably 25) and so.

It's not bad, it's just...really interesting, and funny. And I absolutely live for it 😹

#.....and so whatever that was #i am NOT inviting some kind of debate nor is this an invitation to dump on rid2015 please for the love of primus #Just putting that there bc I dont enjoy debates & hate here I like to foster positive discussion which some of you can't seem to handle so #just leave it be #it goes without saying for me personally tfp >>>>>>>>> rid2015 #anwyays yea Back at it again rambling about whatever when I should be cramming for the Literature presentation i have in about 15 min #I love transformers #i feel compelled to add that too #idk #ignore me its early im just in a mood #oh but you bet your tailpipes Im gonna rant about Optimus' handling in this series because PRIMUS it makes me so very angry #and its not his fault #poor Optimus should have been left the hell alone to finally be at peace and with the Allspark I am so mad about this 💀#transformers #kuni talks #tf #random #transformers rid 2015 #rid 2015 #transformers robots in disguise 2015 #robots in disguise 2015 #maccadam #Bumblebee #rambles #thoughts #observations #kuni rambles #on a random note I have noted ideas for the fic requests #keep them comin! i will write them when i get some time #ok I'll shut up

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ragingbookdragon · 5 months

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I Do My Hair Toss, Paint My Nails

Bayverse Transformers x Reader Blurbs

Word Count: 1.7K Warnings: Explicit Language

Author's Note: I fucking wrote TF fanfiction omg. Enjoy! -Thorne

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Ironhide:

It’s only the fourth glance she takes out the window that has her nail tech snorting. “Are you worried someone is going to steal your boyfriend’s truck?”

She startles at his words, barely missing the drill bit going into her skin around her nail as she replies, “Huh?”

“You keep looking at the truck,” he says. “It’s your boyfriend’s, isn’t it?”

Her cheeks begin to warm as she swipes a fifth glance at the black GMC. “What makes you say it’s my boyfriend’s? It could be mine.”

“Please. You work in private security. And I know you drive a pink Porsche.” He takes his own look at the truck. “It’s a nice one. It is your boyfriend’s, right?”

“Something like that,” she replies as he dips the brush into the acrylic and begins to lay it over her nails.

He snorts again. “Okay, Miss Mysterious, keep it secret.”

She gives a smile as he continues to work on her nails and she admires them when they’re done, a sleek black stiletto. “Thank you, Ray.”

Giving a mock bow, he replies, “I do my best. Now off with you.”

Waving, she steps outside and nears the driver’s side of the truck, only to be caught off by a sports car slowing to a stop beside her.

“Hey baby,” the man greets, practically hanging outside of the window. “Where you headed?”

She blinks, offering a deadened stare and grips the door handle. “Nowhere you are. Have a nice day.”

“Now don’t be like that, sweetheart,” he replies with a smirk and starts to get out, but he stops when the truck rumbles with a violent noise. “What the fuck?”

“Easy, Ironhide,” she murmurs, and opens the driver’s door. “Have a lovely day.” Shutting and locking the door, she’s thankful that Ironhide’s windows are tinted and watches as the car pulls away in a hurry.

“You okay?” Ironhide asks. “I can always blast their tailpipe in.”

She laughs. “Thank you, but I think they got the message.”

“Hmm, I disagree, but I’ll take your word for it,” his voice hums through his speakers as he pulls off onto the street. “What did you do in there? You were gone for an hour and a half.”

“Oh, I got my nails painted!” she chirps and flashes her hands down. “See, I painted them black like your paint.”

This time, Ironhide rumbles but it’s with a subtle pride as he compliments, “As beautiful as my weapons, love.”

“Thank you,” she smiles and leans forward, pressing her lips to the center of the steering wheel. “How about we take a drive out of the city?”

“I think that’s a fantastic idea,” he replies and turns off to the main highway pointing out of the city.

***

Rachet:

“I do not understand the process of painting your nails,” Rachet comments as he watches her gently apply a mustard yellow to her nails.

“Which part don’t you understand, big guy?” she replies, not looking up, focusing intently.

“Perhaps it is more so I don’t understand why.”

“Why?”

He nods and gets closer, staring at her hands. “Why are you painting them?”

She looks up at him. “Why me specifically or why do humans paint nails?”

Rachet takes a moment to ponder her question. “Both.”

Sticking her hand under the small gel light, she answers, “Most people paint their nails as a form of self-expression. Others do so as it’s fashionable. Some just do manicures and pedicures to stay groomed. Think of it like you and the others maintaining your own bodies and staying in good condition.” She starts on the other hand when the first is cured. “Some cultures have historic context with painting nails or the length of nails and it’s symbolic to their people.”

“And what of you?” he asks.

“I guess mine is more so expression and maintenance. I work a lot so I can’t always have my nails maintained the way I want, y’know painted and with length. But I always try to keep them clean and nice looking.” She smiles as she paints a red line through them. “Sometimes I’m lucky enough that I get to paint them pretty.”

At that, Rachet tips his head a bit to see. “I’m no human but I do not think red and yellow are technically considered ‘pretty.’”

She gives him a fond look and pokes his nose with her cured pointer. “Really? Because I painted them to look like a similar Autobot I know. Or did you forget you’re red and yellow?”

He coughs slightly and looks away. “Well, now that you mention such a thing.”

“If I didn’t know any better, I’d think you’re flustered, Rachet.”

“Nonsense,” he retorts as he stands up straight, and she has to crane her neck to see him. “Autobots don’t get flustered.”

“I think you’re leaking oil, big guy,” she teases, and he turns hurriedly, patting himself down.

“What! Where!”

“I’m joking,” she says with a grin. “Still set on not being embarrassed?”

***

Bumblebee:

She sits at the station next to Bumblebee as he fumbles with the metal Rubik’s cube she had made for him. “What color should I paint my nails, Bee?” she asks, opening the case, and she really shouldn’t be painting her nails at work, but considering most of the higher ups are in meetings and the facility is a ghost town, she doesn’t have much to do.

Bumblebee looks down, optics zooming in on each color she lifts up for him to see.

“I’ve got blue…red…black…ooo, what about green?” she offers a deep evergreen up and he scowls and shakes his head. “No?”

He sticks a finger into the case and carefully digs around until he pulls out a tiny tube and hands it to her.

“This one?” she asks and looks at the bottle. “Sunrise Yellow,” she says and looks at him. “It matches you.”

This time he gives her a smile of pride and hands her the black bottle as well, gesturing to her middle and ring fingers.

“You want these ones painted black and the others yellow?”

“Yeah baby!” the line from a comedy movie comes over his voice and she snorts.

“Okay, Bee,” she answers and opens the bottles. “Nails that look like you coming up.” she watches as he grins to himself and dances slightly. “You keep it up, Bee, and everyone is going to know you like me.” She pauses and looks at her hands with a deadpan stare. “Actually, they’re going to think I like you.”

He bends down and gets face to face with her. “You do like me.” The words are easy enough to decipher in his rumbles and she looks away.

“Get outta heeya,” she mocks with warm cheeks, and he laughs at her. “Hey, you better stop laughing at me, or do you not remember how you practically tripped over yourself when I wore a dress the other day and you weren’t paying attention. Ran right into the high-beam and maintenance is still working on fixing it.”

At that, his battle visors come down and he hides his face as embarrassed rumbles escape him; she takes the opportunity to slide up onto his leg and sit with a smile as she paints her nails.

***

Optimus:

She greets the soldiers around her with a smile as she enters the facility and wanders back to her desk to set her things down. It’s only a few moments before Lennox finds his way to her desk and simply stands in front of it until she looks up. “Good morning, Will.”

“You’re late,” he retorts and crosses his arms over his chest. “We had training this morning. And you missed it.”

“And I think you forget I was transferred to private security.” She smiles amusedly. “I don’t work for the military anymore.”

He rolls his eyes. “Jesus, you get out and you turn into a completely different person.”

“I am not. Excuse me for enjoying not waking up at the ass-crack of dawn to go running.” She turns on her computer and sorts some paperwork on her desk. “I had an appointment if it appeases your annoyance, your royal eminence.”

“Oh, it’s not me that needs to be appeased. It’s a certain Autobot that was worried about your lateness,” he teases as she feels her cheeks heat up.

She gives him a surprised but pleasant look. “Optimus was worried about me?”

She knows she’s said too much when Lennox’s face splits into a smirk and he gloats, “I fuckin’ knew it was Optimus. Epps thought it was Sideswipe.” His grins grows as she throws her pen at him and he saunters off with, “Guys owe me fifty.”

A few minutes pass as the embarrassment begins to fade when a noise startles her and she lets out a groan and gripes, “William, go awa—Optimus!” she hides her files on her desk as if it will take away the fluster she feels. “I—I didn’t know you were there.”

The Autobot leader bends down to get level with her. “You weren’t at training this morning,” he notes, and she can’t help how her neck disappears into her shoulders.

“I was busy…I had an appointment.”

“Oh?” He blinks, blue optics watching her carefully. “Was it a medical appointment? Are you well?”

“I’m fine,” she replies. “I went to go get my nails done.”

He blinks again, this time almost confused as he asks, “Your…nails?”

She shows her hands, and he lowers his, gently taking both of hers in one; they only rest on one finger as he examines them. “In human culture, men and women paint their finger and toenails different colors. It’s called manicure and pedicure. I have acrylic nails. Made from acrylic glass and hardened with a liquid monomer. It creates a hardened surface that can be drilled and painted. Like mine.”

Optimus looks them over before he murmurs almost uncharacteristically quiet, “They are painted like my paint.”

Her cheeks warm and she looks away. “I…know we can’t exactly be open…people wouldn’t understand but…I just thought it would be a romantic gesture I guess.”

“I am honored,” he says with a smile. “They are painted beautifully…like you.”

“Optimus,” she replies with a warm smile. “Thank you.”

#transformers bayverse #bayverse transformers #ironhide #rachet #bumblebee #optimus prime #optimus #ironhide x reader #rachet x reader #bumblebee x reader #optimus x reader #optimus prime x reader #transformers x reader #transformers

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mychlapci · 2 months

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From your post about tf humping random cars: now I’m imagining it as some National Geographic Channel documentary, like “and here the wild sportcar approaching an ambulance. See, you might think the size difference would discourage it, but the sportcar knows the ambulance’s strong body can carry big, healthy litters. Look, see how it’s pushing his bumper against the ambulance’s tailpipe? It’s making sure it’s primed for breeding…”

Man’s then, it’s all like, cars mounting each others, suspensions creaking and whining, tired squeaking and car alarms going crazy. At climax, sirens and clacson go off, scaring the whole neighborhood.

Also, funny idea, Drift being absolutely shocked when, finding himself stuck close to an incident, he can’t find Ratchet between the various ambulances, and he start talking with some random vehicle.

i absolutely had a cybertronian humping a car in root mode on my mind but this is somehow hotter. I like alt-mode sex.

Humans making a whole documentary on cybertronian mating behaviour bc they can and also if they didn't want them to, they shouldn't have been humping vehicles in car mode in the first place, lol. I'm imagining a bunch of camera-men staking out a hospital parking lot, waiting until a transformer shows up and starts to press their bumper against one of the ambulances, gently commenting how the cybertronian's probably too revved up to care, and is attempting to mate it regardless of whether or not it's sentient...

Two cybertronians getting really horny and they don't feel like transforming so they hump in car more... I frankly think we don't utilize sirens and car alarms and horns often enough in transformers porn, i feel like a cybertronian overloading so hard their siren/car horn/whatever goes off is so hot...

#valveplug #alt modes

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robby-bobby-tommy · 10 months

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As it is obvious from my blog, I adore TFP. It is the first Transformers show I've watched (I remember watching tf content before, yet i can't remember which it was). Yet as always, I have some criticism even to my most beloved things and now I want to talk about one of these. And the name to him is Dreadwing.

Dreadwing is particularly interesting cuz he seems like one sane person in the whole Nemesis, who is undeniably loyal to the cause. Something that even Megatron isn't anymore. Dreadwing is a great example of what the decepticon should be. Fierce, strong, yet smart, noble, loyal and respectful to his own team. And this is an interesting since we've never seen this before, cuz everyone else on Nemesis strayed from this path and just using this cause as a way of manipulation. And still Dreadwing was most loyal to Megatron, with the only thing standing between him and total obedience is his love for his late brother (Skyquake, hun, sorry, but I literally forgot abt you the moment you died).

And this is a great start, but all this potential was, at least for me, wasted.

Firstly. His position which he came in the show. He was presented to us as a) a threat; b) Wheeljack's enemy/rival. And that's when my first problem starts here. Let's look at the statistics.

Optimus prime — Megatron

Ratchet — KO (or Shockwave)

Bumblebee — KO

Bulkhead — Breakdown

Arcee — Arachnid

Smokescreen — KO (why does he have a beef with every child in the group?)

Ultra Magnus — Predaking

And then Wheeljack is like — ?????

And yeah, I am upset abt lack of Wheeljack in TFP, but it's relevant to my Dreadwing rant, since all the others I've mentioned has met at least once/twice and had some resolution to their rivalry (even though not the good one), but cowboy loose cannon and a flying samurai never even mention each other after their episode. It is cuz Wheeljack really likes to disappear from the plot for Primus knows how long, while this Seeker stays through all the season 2 until my greatest disappointment came.

Secondly, Dreadwing's death is the dumbest scrap I've seen and looks like a very rude way to get rid of character. I still have no idea of why Megan chose Starscream over someone who's loyal to you to the point of disobeying to save ur tailpipe! And don't start the 'but DW disobeyed him', WING BOY WAS PROMOTED FOR IT.

Furthermore, from the moment I saw him even if I thought DW was to die, I considered it would happen in a battle with Wheeljack. It would be so interesting to see a death match between two guys, madly loyal to their friends/family/team. But nahh, Jackie never tries to go after winged edgelord ever again and never even ask if he's up to rematch.

(Also, funny how Dreadwing is so mad at SS for bringing Skyquake back to life as a zombie, but not at Bee and OP for literally killing him..... Priorities, huh.. Just another scrap u to Starscream for no reason.)

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zephyrrhiesfyrian · 1 year

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Get in losers, I've got tiny faces from MTMTE for you. Excuse me for a moment while I perform a summoning ritual- @tiny-tf-faces, our great hero, I present my offerings of silly faces upon this altar of my blog.

Once again, under the cut for obscene length.

A Magnus that is not Minimus.

Percy!

Skids, my beautiful boy. ಥ_ಥ

Poor baby Red Alert. Somebody give this man a hug.

Prowl panicking.

Quark is judging you over the rims of his delicately perched spectacles.

Red Alert during the flashbacks in Rewind's storytime.

Rodimus looking dumb.

More silly Rodimus.

If you can't tell, we're in the Rs.

Sad Teebs from Spotlight: Trailbreaker.

The return of "shhh, mom's on the phone". I think Orion was calling Roller here.

Shocked Crankcase.

Roddy's expression here gets me every time.

Skids doin' a cheer.

Small Optimus kicking some tailpipe.

Skidsy being sad. :(

Cyclonus 'bout to rain hell down on somebody. Or maybe that's just his face.

Pharma, definitely not someone who's had his medical license revoked.

Rewind is very blocky. Just a little rectangle of a man.

Tarn's shook expression is priceless.

A background Brainstorm for your viewing pleasure :D

My all-time favorite tiny face, both because it's funny and because it's Skids. I'm biased, I know.

Ratchet's missing his mouth.

Why does Tarn always end up looking like a blob in these?

Teebs! <3

Just a little Rewind hanging out in the background.

Shock really be going O.O

A very small Orion Pax.

Pipes, my sweet boy.

Once again, we reach our image limit. Luckily I don't have too many more.

#transformers #transformers idw #transformers mtmte #zefposting #shitpost #comic captures #silly tiny faces #simping for skids again

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blue-jewel-muses · 2 years

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Sidewinder

Name: Sidewinder.

Age: 1 million stellar-cycles (years) old.

Height: 12 feet.

Birthplace:

TFA & Bayverse - Iacon, Cybertron.

TF Cybertron - Velocitron.

Gender: Mech.

Pronouns: He/Him.

Sexuality: Bisexual.

Faction:

TFA & Bayverse - Autobot

TF Cybertron - Neutral then Autobot.

Rank:

TFA - Scout in training.

Bayverse - Scout.

TF Cybertron - Racer.

Alt mode: Audi R8.

TFA Weapon(s): A rifle that hasn't been upgraded to battle grade yet.

Bayverse Weapon(s): A rifle, along with two pistols.

TF Cybertron Weapon(s): When he uses his Cyber Key power, a pair of thrusters appear on either side of his doors, when activated they will make him drive much faster down the track.

Cyber Key Power:

Accent: American

TFA Personality: He is optimistic, bubbly and cares about his friends, he can be a bit impulsive and has a tendency to throw himself into what he does, as well as taunting the enemy a lot with insults. He is talkative and definitely an extrovert, he also loves to race.

Bayverse Personality: He is optimistic, but not overly optimistic, he enjoys kicking Decepticon tailpipe and cares about his friends. Initially he had a bit of a distaste for the humans, but he grew to like them, he is talkative and an extrovert, always happy to chat with the other Autobots and humans. He loves to race with some of the Autobots.

TF Cybertron Personality: He has a love for speed, which isn't too surprising considering where he lives, he banters with his fellow racers and can sometimes insult the racers that deserve it. Off the track he is friendly, talkative and cares about his friends.

Appearance: He has a good build and has rounded optics, he also has a pair of doorwings when he is in his bipedal mode.

Optic colour: Blue

Primary armour colour: Green

Secondary armour colour: White

Holoform (TFA & Bayverse):

Holoform's outfit:

TFA Background: Born in Iacon, when the wars were just known as part of Cybertron's history, Sidewinder had a nice upbringing and wanted to one day become part of the Elite Guard, when he was old enough he enrolled into the Academy where he met Bumblebee, Bulkhead, Ironhide, Wasp and Longarm. He was quick to befriend them, everything was going fine until the rumours started of there being an imposter, and unfortunately it was Wasp that ended up getting arrested, after that Bumblebee Bulkhead and Sidewinder were kicked out of the Academy and ended up as part of a space-bridge repair crew with two other bots, Optimus Prime and Ratchet.

Bayverse Background: Sidewinder was born in Iacon and had a relatively normal upbringing, even enrolling into the Academy and succeeding in becoming a Scout, he joined the Autobots under the command of Optimus Prime. He sadly lost his Creators from a Decepticon ambush, which gave him more reason to want to kick Decepticon tailpipe, during one of the last battles on Cybertron, he left with Optimus, Ironhide, Jazz, Ratchet and Bumblebee, ending up on Earth.

TF Cybertron Background: Born on the Speed Planet, Sidewinder spent the majority of his upbringing racing, his dream was to win the cup that was always won by Override. He used to be a bit jealous of her because she always won, but the more he raced with her and the other racers, the more he enjoyed it and continued to do so until the Autobots arrived on the planet.

Likes:

Racing

Socialising

Watching racing on TV

Kicking Decepticon tailpipe (Bayverse only)

Dislikes:

Decepticons

Sentinel Prime (TFA only)

Bots who are jerks in general

Fear(s):

Losing his friends.

Being restricted.

Strength(s):

He has a speed advantage over others.

Is good at Scouting (Bayverse Only)

Easily approachable

Friendly

Weakness(es):

Sometimes he can be a little too optimistic

Because he hasn't got a battle grade weapon, he's not too efficient in battle (TFA only)

He can taunt the enemy too much.

He can sometimes be too hell bent on dealing with Decepticons.

Crush(es)/Bondmate(s):

TFA - Bumblebee or Bulkhead

Bayverse - Bumblebee or Sideswipe

TF Cybertron - Override or Hot Shot

Family:

TFA - A Sire and Carrier

Bayverse - None

TF Cybertron - A Sire and Carrier

TF Dimension(s): TFA, Bayverse and TF Cybertron.

#ooc #[✨ Optimist ✨]#muse: sidewinder #muse bio #transformers animated #transformers bayverse #transformers cybertron

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geckoodles · 7 years

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//She can't hardly fight hand to hand but she sure can shoot fliers down if she really wants to

#;alezart #transformers #sona #tf sona #//my sona is really scrappy apperantly #//go kick those tailpipes Nett #maccadam

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deceptichubs · 3 years

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breakdown, so I can do good by you (velvetafterdark)

Pick a character I’ve written and I will explain the top ~three to five ideas/concepts/etc I keep in mind while writing that character that I believe are essential to accurately depicting them.

Hoo, boy. This is a surprisingly tough one.

BD's characterization varies a bit over the course of the show: he's noticeably much more talkative in the first season than the second, which I suspect had less to do with writing choices and more to do with voice acting costs. His characterization's also markedly different in every adaptation, and two writers could reasonably draw on different adaptations to fill in stuff not shown in one continuity. So this will be my BD, first and foremost.

That said. This will be long.

Joy: A lot of this comes from little moments: BD making stupid, gleeful puns every moment he's onscreen in S1; BD noting that he really enjoys beating the tar out of Bulk/head, reflecting that he'll miss him; BD tearing up in Un/ite Warriors upon seeing KO again; BD announcing that he loves destruction in Un/ite Warriors (hey, no one ever praised its dialogue); IDW2/019 BD embracing and kissing his husband before a race; IDW20/05 BD tossing off a one-liner before shooting a Titan; BD relaxing in a lava bath on Thr/ull. (This is where I got his affection for the public baths in Fuel Shortage.) BD has big emotions, and the one he shows most readily is raw animal joy at being alive and kicking some tailpipe.

Insecurity: For all his surface cockiness, BD also shows shades of fear, insecurity, and low self-esteem: most prominently, he seems to think of his eye patch as a reminder of his failure. His posture closes in on itself and his voice rises when Mega/tron calls him a "one-eyed oaf"; he finally, fatally goes after Air/achnid when she cracks jokes about his eye; and para-canon material confirms that he feels he's always on display/being stared at. This ties in nicely to ID/W2005 BD's backstory as a big, heavy mech on a planet where even security guards point out Bl/urr's weight (Bl/urr's)! IDW20/05 BD has always been different and very visibly inferior by his culture's standards; and I like to read his swagger as something of a veneer over that. (M/Scott's Twitter posts confirmed BD has low self-esteem across continuities.) In this light, while we don't have much on ID/W2019 BD yet, his evidently high social position as chief of race security and willingness to get up on stage with a microphone are interesting. (Note that I read BD as translating his distress mainly into more violence: being the biggest, loudest, toughest thing in the room to paper over his insecurities.)

Roughness: TF/P BD cuts a swathe of indiscriminate violence wherever he goes; he also figures out how mysterious ancient technology works by pushing the button and pointing it at someone. BD is a hands-on, physical, rough-and-tumble guy even on his most admirable days, more likely to tackle a friend out of the way of a bullet than to yell a warning. In ID/W2019, he works security; while he's a lab assistant in ID/W2005, he still figures out what things are by touching them. In U/nite War/riors, BD reacts to KO's sudden appearance by bear-hugging him. BD relates to the world through his hands--and through his fists. (Note that BD, intriguingly, does have the capacity to hold back: he's a "maestro with a rotary buffer," and he's shown doing delicate medical work and even surgery across continuities. He evidently makes the conscious choice not to. Makes his smug "whoops" after destroying something seem very self-aware.)

Decency (but not too much): TF/P BD is a gleeful thug with a yen for killing sentients. (In the TF/P comics, he gets excited by the thought of killing two Auto/bots today.) He is not nice, gentle, or morally upstanding. That said, if he has an obligation to someone--even if that obligation was formed five minutes ago--he honors it. He saves Bulk/head's life, but sees no contradiction between that and trying to kill him again the next week (after Bulk/head breaks their tentative truce and brags about it). He threatens to beat his Veh/icon miners into pulp, but shortly thereafter he gives them a pep talk. BD seems to see no contradiction here. In ID/W2005, his big character moment involves reminding KO to treat Moon/racer somewhat decently. Decently-ish. For him?

@velvetafterdark

#deceptichubs meta #the brute #ask games

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uwuprime · 4 years

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Del's WFC Seige Liveblog - 1x01

OH GOD OH FUCK

Already the animation is SO GOOD

BEE???

W H E E L J A C K???? They kept his flashers!!!!! 😃😃😃😃😃

Shit fuck gh STAY DOWN what the fu c k

Okay. Hold up.

BEE IS ACTUALLY TAKING POINT IN THIS???? HOLY S H I T

SO SASSY.

Young man you shouldn't talk like that to your-

Employer????

Wait so he's NOT an Autobot?????

GOD THE ANIMATIONNNNNN

"Kid" 😠😠😠😠😠 why is my son so angstyyyyy

"Polish my tailpipe!" UM EX C U S E ME???? THATS A SAYING?? "WELL, SCRUB MY ASSHOLE" THE FIFJRBFNDN WRITING IS A+

Ow my h e a r t

JACKIE N O

GODDAMNIT

UHHH IS THAT SHOCKWAVE?

NO????

WHAT

THE FUCK

WHY IS JETFIRE HERE????

HES WHAT

WHAT THE F U C K

OKAY HOLD TF UP SO JETFIRE IS FUCKING L E A D I N G THE DAMN SEEKERS?????????

WHAT THE F U C K

Thundercracker can find your insta. You can't hide. Unless you're Bee I guess?????

WHAT THE FUCK

W h a t the F J U C K

JETFIRE IS NOT MY BIG FRIENDLY BOY. WHAT HAPPENED TO MY MAN. DONT CUT HIS FUCKING ARM OFF????

YOU WERE LOVERS ONCE

Even the graphic parts are veautiful???? F u c k

The girls are fightingggggggg!

OH SHIT

HERE HE IS. BIG LIP MEGATRON

Okay so its not nearly as egregious as it was in the trailer

I'm not an autobot

We had a little chat

We must reach their sparks and minds

Oh I'm scared

Please tell me everyone not about to die.

OH LORD HE COMING

I WANT TO SEE MY BIG BOY.

Suave smoochers Megs

I feel so deeply for WJ here. Fuck.

A coward then FUCK

DONT KILL THEMMMMMMM

JETIFRE. BOO. YOURE BETTER THAN THIS.

N O O O

THANK FUCK

GOD D A M N WHAT AN ENTRANCE

LET THEM GO. CHILLSSSSSSS

THE TENSIONNNNNNNN

THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

O U C H

GOD THE SEEKERS LAUGHING GOVES ME THE C R E E O S

DAD WOULDNT HAVE WANTED THIS

MEGS KILLED ALPHA TRION????

O O F

I JUST. F U C K . THE CINNAMON-TOGRAPHY

OH SHIR

IS THAT

IS THAT MY GIRL??????

IT HERRRRRRRRR

SHES HEREEEEEEEE

F U C K I n g R U N

ELITAAAAAAAAAA

GOD THE ANIMATIONNNNN

Hes Just a Boy, leave him alone!!!!!

Elita and Oppy????? We going that route?

HES A PAIN IN THE ASS. AAAAAAA

FUCK

SASSY BOY

I don't wanna go! Well, you're free to die to the other guys then, pal.

Nice choice

GOD I KNOW I KEEP SAYING BUT THIS SHOW IS BEAUTIFULLY DONE

THE ARK????? THE ROIGJNAL ARK????????

Holy fuck.

Ratchet?????

Wait red alert is a medic?????

MAGGIE MOO MY MAN

God. SO WELL DONE.

The sensionnnnnnnnnnn

Uh oh I feel like thats coming back.

Red Alert is so kind???

Oh. Wow. This is probably the darkest a recent show has gone as far as casualties. Jesus.

Lucky me, they gave me a blaster and now I'm a soldier.

Were all soldiers now.

Holy shit. I have chills. Full body chills. F u c k

No. Lmaooo shut down immediately.

Am I that obvious?? AAAAAAA

GOD THIS IS SO. GOOD.

Neither were any of us. GOD DAMN

WE ARE NOT THE DECEPTICONS.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Con Con 2020 looks packed

Its cool to see the charismatic side of Megatron again. GOD it just adds so much to the conflict to see his sort of propaganda-rally thing. Just. Ugh. So relevant and very well done.

JETFIRE W H Y

Family meeting!!

Screamer you need to shut u p before you get got.

HIS ARROGANCE I ACTUALLY LIKE RHFHDHDUDUEJDJWUDJFJE

FUCK Megs is so well written

WHO THIS

IS THAT

IS THAT WHO U THINK. AAAAAA

Okay I don't know how to put a readmore break in on mobile so just. Bear with me. I can shorten it up in the morning.

Final thoughts! I am. So. Excited. The animation is stellar. The voice acting is amazing. They changed a few character dynamics ever so slightly and MAN has it worked in their favor. I'm absolutely invested. I wish o could watch more right now but I can't see straight.

#maccadam #transformers #tf #del speaks #del's WFC liveblog #wfc #wfc seige #seige spoilers #wfc spoilers #war for cyberyron #war for cybertron seige

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intothefunkyverse · 10 days

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I haven’t posted on here in forever, so have some doodles of Tailpipe as a sparkling i made

complete with a plush of her papa! Skyfire!

#transformers #transformers oc #transformers ocs #tf oc #tf ocs #funkyverse #tf tailpipe #idw tailpipe #sparklings #transformers sparklings #babey #skyfire #jetfire

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usafphantom2 · 3 years

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67th TFS Republic F-105D-25-RE Thunderchief 61-0217. On September 16, 1965 Risner was flying the aircraft when he was shot down by anti-aircraft artillery;

To pull it off, Risner ordered Logan to shut off his engine. Then he inserted the nose of his jet into the tailpipe of his wingman’s plane and tried to push him towards friendly territory. As hydraulic fluid and fuel splashed over Risner’s canopy, turbulence played havoc with the plan. Logan’s plane was guided down towards Cho Do – where the stricken pilot bailed out

Despite being a strong swimmer and hitting the water close to land, Logan got tangled up in his parachute and eventually drowned. Risner managed to guide his plane down safely despite his engine cutting out on the way back to base.

In jail, Risner was the top-ranking officer – which meant he received more abuse from his jailers. Instead of breaking his spirit, the treatment reinforced and enhanced it, and Risner ensured his fellow prisoners morale was kept high.

When he and other prisoners were discovered holding forbidden religious services in their workshop, they were hauled off to the torture chamber. As he was led away, the men in the cellblock burst out with a rendition of The Star-Spangled Banner. He described how it made him feel ‘nine foot tall.’ In 2001 a nine-foot tall statue honoring Risner was unveiled at the US Air Force Academy.

According to an anecdote in the New York Times, Risner met a Russian airman who had been an MIG-15 ace. His former enemy wondered aloud if they had ever faced each other across the skies. Risner was emphatic; they had not. If they had, he said, the Russian would not be standing, living or breathing. He was probably right.

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tf-imagines · 5 years

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Hello, congratulations with 500 followers!) You totally deserve them for all of your hardwork! I have some questions: what kind of music do you prefer, what's your favourite subject at school and who are your favourite characters from each universe of tf and why? I congratulate you once more, have a nice day! :)

Thank you so much!!!Music: My musical taste is all over the place. Country, pop, parody, rock, oldies, broadway, aaall over the place. I can’t pin point one style I like more than the others because it kind of cycles, but I find the majority of my music in AMVsSchool Subject: English has always been my strong suit, but I’ve enjoyed Science for the most part (until math got involved ;-; I don’t like math), which has turned to Psychology now that I’m in college and can specialize some. Favorite characters: I LOVE THEM ALL ;-; I want to protect these robots all stupidly taller than me. Though if I HAVE to choose, based on the series I’ve seen:TFA:

- Prowl (He just seems like he’d be cool to hang out with, and reminds me a lot of my dad. DID NOT DESERVE THE S3 FINALE)

- Blitzwing (He’s super interesting, fun to write for, and I want to know more about him and how he’s a triple changer (To my understanding it’s thanks to Black Arachnea, but idk if it was voluntary or not)

- Wreckgar (Sweet sunshine child who wanted to find his place in the world)

TFP:

- Bumblebee (Precious boy!!! Bewoo! I want him as a guardian ;-;)

- Soundwave (He is so cool and I got my appreciation for him from a crack video actually, where it had music playing over he and Wheeljack’s fight and I realized just how fluid he is and just- yesss)

- Ratchet (He works his tailpipe off to take care of everyone else, even to his own detriment. And it’s a lot of fun to think about how much I’d frustrate him, but honestly I just want him to be able to take a nap ;-;)

RID15:

- GRIMLOCK!!! (He is precious boy who wants to be helpful but isn’t exactly the brightest crayon in the box. He tries his best and cares for his teammates. ALSO HE’S A GIANT T-REX who probably wants snuggles.)

#text post #not an imagine #transformers #500 follower Q&A #about the mun

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