Tumgik
#texas toast if you squint
floralwritings · 2 years
Text
The Works
Tumblr media
synopsis: as much as we love him, eddie is a dumb teenage boy who would be so nervous and have no clue as to what someone does when in a relationship, but he tries and we love that. however,,, you want more
eddie is all rough around the edges 
doesn’t really ever slow down to think about what he’s doing
he shows he loves you
through his own eddie way
which you love
his arm around your shoulder weighing you down in the hallways as he asks if you caught the svengoolie rerun on tv last night and relaying you the plot if not
passing you more pieces of texas toast as you sit sandwiched in between him and his uncle while the tv dinners he made sit steaming before you
so when you ask for more romance
it kind of stuns him
like not that you don’t love when he hugs you from behind
as you make him coffee
his soft hair tickling your shoulder as he watches you swirl the spoon around the mug
you always make it the perfect color 
his grin resting against your cheek
you love the spontaneous date nights that are just hanging out in Jeff’s garage
listening to the same corroded coffin set over and over again bc
babe every time i play this riff, i think of you
you just want something a little more gentle … and … deliberate 
so he racks his brains of ways to woo you again
not that his natural charm isn’t enough you reassure him
but now he has to prove to you that he can step it up
he first starts out by cleaning his van
yes that means a deep clean
vacuuming out in between the seats, and hanging a fresh tree from his rear view mirror
he also makes you a necklace
he takes the guitar pick he’s been using recently and puts it on a chain he finds on his dresser
taking the electric drill out of his uncle’s toolbox and drilling a small hole at the end
running his fingers over the smooth plastic
a smile coming to his face as he follows the directions of how to make a box out of newspaper
and he rents your favorite movie
from family video of course
snickers from robyn and steven don’t phase him as he walks up to the counter with your favorite chick flick and candy
counting quarters from his center console and the couple of singles he has left over after filling the van up to get you the share size pack
more romantic if we share the one, you know hands meeting and all that
he thinks as he squints between the two packages
the next stop is your house
a deep breath in through his nose and out through his mouth
a technique you taught him if he ever needs to take a minute and slow down
his hands are as sweaty as your first date as he walks up the steps to your house
a small bouquet of wildflowers in one clenched palm as he jogs to your door
a rapping knock and a clearing throat can be heard
as you sit waiting for your amazing boyfriend
a small grin breaks out on both your faces as you open the door and see his outstretched hand offering you flowers as he holds the screen door open
i saw them and thought of you
and even though its cheesy, you know he really means it
because eddie munson is nothing if not authentic
as he takes your hand and opens the passenger car seat for you, telling you about his plan to watch your favorite movie projected on the other side of his trailer, the bed of his van being decorated with an assortment of pillows and blankets occupying the back
as you pull in to the trailer park, and he puts his hand on your seat to back into his parking spot
his eyes meet yours and show how nervous he his for tonight
you give him a reassuring smile as you kiss his wrist
i’m so excited 
you say as he finally puts the car into park
the movie plays on as you lay legs intertwined and frogs croaking in the night air
i’m so happy i’m with you eddie
he grins as you lay your head on his chest but feel him shift and feel for something in his back pocket
sorry its a little squished
but its so eddie, you take off the top of the folded up box, made harder by the accidental crinkles around the edges of each corner
your eyes widen as they see the necklace inside, and hear the soft rustling of the chain against the ink stained paper
can i?
he asks as you grin and turn around, not even warranting him with a reply
after fastening it around your neck and letting the glass fall against the back of your neck
he places a kiss there as he runs his hands down your arms
how did i get so lucky 
you sigh as you turn your head for a kiss
oh you must know someone up there
he muses as you pull apart and his lips chase yours
181 notes · View notes
barbiewritesstuff · 2 years
Text
Church Encounters: Chapter 5
-- Part 5 of the fic I am writing with @Igg5989, you can find this fic on her tumblr and her Ao3 account :)
Previous Part
Taglist: @acarboni21 @unsurebuttrying @dempy @peaches-1998 --
Tumblr media
“I need to ask you something,” Jake said, leaning on your kitchen table with his arms behind his back. 
“Okay…” You replied with a smile and a playful squint. Jake had been behaving a little strange all day. He had been on the phone before picking you up for church. You had seen him park in the driveway and chat animatedly for twenty minutes, occasionally glancing up at your apartment before finally knocking on your door. Then, at church, he seemed distracted. Jake had stumbled over his words during ‘Our Father’ and had to start again.
He sighed, like he was nervous before launching into his question, “Thanksgiving is coming up, I was wondering if you wanted to travel down to Texas with me and meet my family”?
Things had been going well with Jake, but you hadn’t expected to meet his family so soon, “I would hate to bother your family like that.”
“It wouldn’t bother them. In fact, they asked -- no, sorry -- they demanded I bring you down. It’s up to you, though, I don’t want to force you,” He said, obviously nervous you would say no. 
“Well, if they demanded, how could I possibly refuse?” You said with a smile, you loved Jake, his family would be okay too, right?
“There is something though…” Jake hesitated, “I may have mentioned to my mother that you make killer cinnamon rolls, so she asks that you make them at some point.”
“You mentioned my cooking?” You asked, touched that he would pay you that kind of compliment.
He smiled at you before giving you some reassurance, “Duh, you’re a great cook!”
“Jake, that is so sweet,” you said, caressing his face with a gentle hand, gently running your thumb against his cheek. You leaned in to brush your lips against his, you pulled back suddenly, startling Jake out of his reverie, “Which cinnamon rolls did you mention? I’ve made you multiple kinds.”
He paused for a second, clearly trying to remember, “Oh. err, I don’t remember.”
“Oh bother -- err -- I think I made you cinnamon rolls with an espresso glaze, the chocolate orange rolls cinnamon rolls, the dulce de leche rolls, and the --” Jake cut you off by grabbing your face with both of his hands and pressing his lips into yours in a passionate kiss that left you feeling a little dizzy. 
“Baby, they were all great, you don’t need to worry,” He laughed before pecking your lips again and placing a gentler kiss at the crown of your head.
“I need to pick,” You giggled, moving away to pull something out of the oven. The second it came out, it filled the room with a delicious aroma that made both of your mouths water.
“What’s that?” he asked, looking at the pan with interest. 
“French toast casserole,” you said, giving him a smile as you got out plates and serving utensils. 
As you sat down to eat Jake laughed before saying, “I’m going to have to double my time at the gym at this rate.”
“Alright then, if you’re going to be like that, I guess next week we’re eating coffee and a slice of plain toast,” you said sassily, mostly joking.
“Now don’t make fun of that, it’s a perfectly respectable breakfast to have,” Jake said through a mouthful of french toast. 
You put your fork down, looking at him with concern, “Please tell me that’s not what you usually eat.”
He shrugged, not seeming to notice your worry, “Not always, sometimes I treat myself to Frosties.”
“That’s sad, Jake,” you said, picking your fork back up. 
He gave you a brilliant smile before letting out a roar of, “It’s Grrrrrreat!”
After that conversation, you found yourself entirely unable to shove the image of a groggy Jake eating toast and washing it down with a steaming mug of coffee. You knew you were probably making it look much sadder in your mind than it was in reality, but your brain couldn’t imagine him eating it in any other place than in his almost empty kitchen, lit by a broken lightbulb. In your mind, he sported one of his saddest kicked-puppy looks, too. Unable to take it any longer, you left for the store, only managing to hold off for twenty minutes after Jake left your apartment. You already owned some disposable containers and trays so you only grabbed the ingredients you would need for your mission. 
Once you had acquired all the necessary items you made your way back home and into your kitchen where you got to work. You preheated your oven, taking care to use that time to make yourself a coffee and to pull up your favourite playlist. Then, you made the muffin batter, dividing it into three separate bowls. In the first bowl, you emptied a pack of blueberries and pecans. In the second bowl you put chocolate chips, and in the third bowl, you cut up some strawberries. After folding in the extras, you greased your tray and poured the batter into paper liners.
Then, in case he wanted something savoury, you set about making some breakfast burritos. You cooked the sausages, bacon and eggs in a pan. While they cooled you mixed the ingredients for homemade tortilla wraps. While they cooked, you quickly pulled cheese out of the fridge and then, after waiting for a few minutes, you set about assembling. 
Once the breakfasts were done, you moved onto the lunches. As the autumn months were advancing into winter, you opted for chicken soup and a butternut squash quiche. You made quick work of chopping the vegetables, shallow frying the onions, celery, ginger and garlic in some olive oil and then adding some stock. When the oven pinged and the muffins were ready, you pulled them out of the oven and replaced them with some squash to roast.
 You had forgotten to buy your usual stock cubes, but luckily, you always kept a jar of homemade chicken broth on hand. Then, once the stock was happily simmering, you added the aromatics and the chicken breasts. To finish off the soup, you removed the breasts once done and pulled them apart, dividing them equally between seven containers and ladling equal amounts of broth into each. Then, you paused. Should you have added noodles to the soup? Would it be too late to add them now? Deciding that the soup needed noodles, you boiled water on the stove and added the vermicelli noodles to the containers. 
The quiche was just as easily done. Once the squash was roasted, you set it out to cool and mixed the filling. You rolled out your crusts into two different pie dishes and poured the filling into the crust after adding the squash. You popped it in the oven for another twenty minutes. 
Once the actual cooking part of your mission was done, you packaged up the goods and left to find a box big enough to hold two weeks’ worth of food. Finding none, you resigned yourself to packing it all up into shopping bags before loading it in your car and making the way to Jake’s apartment. 
You knocked on the door but received no answer. Realising the time you figured he must be at the gym, so you let yourself in with the keys he had given you and put everything you had brought into his fridge. Before leaving again, you left Jake a note with the magnetic letters he kept on his fridge to write down his grocery list. 
Two hours later, after you had come home, showered and folded yourself into your chair for a day of reading, a knock rang through your home. You opened the door to find Jake, still in his gym clothes and soaking wet from the rain. Before you could fuss over his dishevelled appearance or invite him in, he bridged the gap between the two of you in one step, knocking his mouth against yours in a bruising kiss.
Jake broke the kiss to say, “Holy shit, I love you,” before peppering your face with pecks.
“What happened to watching our language?” you giggled out, his afternoon scruff scraping against your cheeks.
“Fuck that,” he mumbled against your skin, “What did I do to deserve you?” 
“What are you talking about?” You asked through your laughter.
“Now, don’t play stupid. I saw your note and I saw what you did, you didn’t have to, sweetheart,” He said, taking your face in his hands, “But I am so grateful that you did.”
You giggled at that, looking up at him with pure love in your eyes. Jake saw the look in your eyes, “What could I possibly do to repay you?”
You grew stern,“Nothing, don’t even think about trying. I will not accept anything.”
----
“Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Y/n, happy birthday to you!” Your sisters sang through the whatsapp call. They both had individually texted you early in the morning to wish you a happy 26th year on Earth but now that the time was a little more appropriate, they had all called to sing and cheer as you blew out the candle on the single-serving slice of cake that you had bought at the store.
Work had been hectic this week for no good reason. They had kept the team late almost every evening and you were far too tired by the time you came home to even think of baking a cake. Especially since Admiral Simpson had hinted towards a promotion and Jake had been working hard towards it. You knew he would try, but the likelihood of Jake being able to swing by before night time was low. 
“So, what are you doing on your special day? You seeing that mystery boyfriend of yours?” One of your older sisters, Audrey, asked, a sly smile plastered on her face.
“He’s not a mystery, I’ve told you about him” You said with a laugh.
“Yes, but until I meet him, I’m not convinced…” She winked, you always loved her sisterly teasing. 
“Oh, leave her alone. I say he’s real, I mean there has to be at least one smoking hot catholic navy pilot running around,” Your other sister, Annemarie, said a shit eating grin on her face. 
“Oh, yeah and the likelihood of a guy like that dating our darling sister? Zero,” Audrey joked. “No, in all seriousness, we think it’s great that you’re settling down. So, are you seeing him today?”
You had been about to tell her no when your front door opened and the sound of someone dropping a duffel bag echoed through your empty hallway. 
“Baby?” Jake’s voice rang through the apartment. Your sisters looked at you wide eyed through the screen before letting out squeals, both of them talking at the same time, “OMG is that him?; Let us see him!; Hello! Mystery boyfriend!” 
You could hear Jake’s warm laughter fill the entryway of your apartment before his footsteps started towards you. Giving your sisters a stern look you said in a whisper, “Don’t you dare embarrass me.” 
Both of them rolled their eyes at you, Annie speaking up first, “We aren’t that embarrassing.” 
Jake chose that moment to appear behind you, one hand on the table and the other on the back of your chair. He planted a kiss on your forehead, a quiet, “Happy birthday,” spoken just to you before he acknowledged your sisters. 
“Hello ladies, it is a pleasure to finally meet you, even virtually,” he said, his signature cocky smile plastered across his face. 
You rolled your eyes at his act, Jake could be the sweet man you loved and the cocky pilot he tended to try and show off. 
Audrey and Annemarie both stared at you through the screen, Audrey recovered from seeing him first, “Oh my lord, Y/N, you didn’t tell us he was like hot hot.”
Jake laughed, his brilliant smile easing the nerves you felt at your sister’s blurted comment, “Audrey, he is literally standing right here.” 
Annie had finally gotten over her shock as well, “Are you real? I’m going to need you to hold up a spoon to verify because oh my GOD, Y/N your man is liquid fire!”
Jake disappeared off screen for a split second, and came back with one of your spoons. He held it in front one of his eyes and made a face, your sister, seemingly satisfied, leaned back into the chair she was sitting in and thought for a second.
“So, Jake… Do you… have any friends? You know, not for me… but Audrey is getting up there in age and…”
Jake let out a laugh at that, “Well we have this old man on the team, goes by Rooster. He would be handsome if it wasn’t for that thing he calls a moustache on his face.” 
“Oh, I love a moustache! You know the ones? The seventies looking ones!” Audrey said excitedly, you laughed at her reaction. 
“Pornstaches?” you asked, a smile on your face. 
“... Hey, hey, hey, we don’t use that word, how do you know that word?” Annie asked, outrage etched over all her features.
“Annie, I’m not five. I work in the Navy, you know, I know words…” you stuttered out, a blush spreading over your face. 
Annemarie squinted at you, “That better be the reason. You know the Lord doesn’t look kindly upon that sort of thing, and I do not want to be the only one in the family that makes it to heaven, got it?”
Annemarie paused for a second for your head shake before turning her attention to Jake, “And you, hot stuff, I like you because you make her happy, but don’t go corrupting her any. I don’t want to be lonely up there.”
“I’m on my best behaviour ma’am, I promise,” he said, a softer smile on his face now, the cocky one from earlier tucked away. 
“Jake is a Youth Minister, you don’t have to worry about his behaviour,” You said, trying to steer the conversation away from your earlier mishap, but your sister was undeterred.
“If I hear of any funny business, I will buy myself a plane ticket and come whoop your ass in person, do you understand? That goes for both of you.” 
The call didn’t last much longer after that. Your mood had soured somewhat. Annie was a very protective older sister, sometimes at the expense of whomever she had been protecting. 
“What are you thinking?” Jake asked, noticing your muted behaviour.
“I’m sorry about Annie” You mumbled, looking at your shoes with your arms crossed in front of your chest.
“No, it’s okay. She’s protective, it’s sweet.” Jake said, guiding you into his arms for a loving hug.
“So you don’t mind?” You asked, nuzzling further into his chest.
He let out a sigh, “I mean, she terrifies me. But, nothing she could possibly do would have any effect on how much I love you, so…” 
“You’re adorable” You said, hiding your face in the jacket he wore over the uniform as he peppered kisses on your face.
Jake hummed in agreement, “I’m in love.”
“Lucky girl, what’s her name?” you asked, playing coy. 
He hummed again, “You know… I don’t remember…” He joked, “You know what I do remember, though? It’s her birthday today,” Jake added. 
He let go of you and stuck his hand in his pocket to retrieve a small box. He motioned with his finger for you to turn around, before brushing your hair out to the side. You saw something golden pass before your eyes, and then felt something cold rest against your chest, but before you could bring your hand to touch it, Jake was already guiding you towards the full length mirror in your bedroom. He stood behind you to observe your reaction.
The necklace he had gotten you was a beautiful delicate golden rosary with a thin chain and a small white bead for each holy mystery. For a moment you couldn’t think of what to say. You couldn’t read Jake’s expression, your eyes seemingly unable to leave the necklace.
“What do you think?” he asked, nerves obvious in his voice. 
“Jake…” You breathed out, “I don’t really know what to say… It’s -- it’s beautiful”
Jake seemed relieved. He stepped closer to you, hugging you from behind and bending down to deposit a gentle kiss at the back of your neck. You let out a quiet gasp at the feeling of his hot lips so close to the cold material of the necklace. 
Jake coughed, “I’m going to go shower, I’ll be right back.”
You stood in front of the mirror, admiring the necklace. How the crucifix hung low enough to almost disappear beneath your tank top, how delicate the chain was, and how well the gold complemented the colour of your skin. You didn’t realise how long you had been standing there until Jake came back up behind you. He was wrapped in one of your towels from the waist down, his chest on full display. 
“Sorry,” he said, a blush covering his face, “I forgot to grab my duffle bag before I jumped through the shower.” 
“I’m going to need you to wear a shirt, Jacob. Otherwise I might need a cold shower,” you said, your voice teasing. 
He laughed at your comment but his eyes heated up in the mirror’s reflection, “Honey, I’ve been taking cold showers since the day I met you.” 
“We met like… three years ago…” You said, quickly doing the maths.
“Yeah…” He mumbled, “That’s a lot of cold showers.”
You turn to smile at him, a blush covering your face, “You better get dressed Lieutenant.” 
Jake looked you over one last time before walking out towards your front door, grabbing his duffle bag and walking past you back into the bathroom, you hear the shower turn on again and you laugh. Hopefully you wouldn’t kill Jake before he said ‘I do’.
Once the shower stops and Jake is dressed, he resurfaces to find you wiping down the kitchen counters.
“Why don’t we go out tonight? Meet the team,” Jake says, coming up behind you. 
You let out a short laugh, “I’ve met them. We’re friendly, even,” you can hear his snort behind you at your sass. 
“I mean for drinks, you little ball of mischief,” He snorts
“Wow, is this the best you have? ‘Ball of mischief’? I’m not a puppy,” You laughed, then, striking up a serious pose, you added, “Try again.”
“Try again? You want me to try insulting you again?” Jake repeated, incredulous yet amused
You hummed in agreement, “You can’t do it better than Annie, anyway. She once called me a Bejewelled Harlot when I dared to wear a watch to school.”
Jake looked you up and down, “You sure you want me to do this?” He asked, you nodded in response. Jake opened his mouth and nothing came out. 
After a moment of silence he said, “Nah, it’s the best I got. Sorry. I think I love you too much.”
“I think you’re a coward, you dirty little rat bastard,” you fired back, wanting to know what he was thinking. 
Jake burst out laughing. After a minute of hysterics, he folded at the waist, slowly guiding his descent by grabbing onto the kitchen counters before finishing on his back, lying down on the kitchen tiles.
A minute later Jake still hadn’t recovered. His phone rang. He handed it to you and you unlocked the phone with your thumbprint. 
“It’s Y/n” You announced to Coyote with a smile on your face that Jake trusted you to answer his phone. 
“I was calling to see if you guys wanted to join us at the bar,” Coyote’s voice shouted over the noise. 
You laughed, Jake must have known they were going out, “Yeah we’ll be there, what time?”
“Like, in twenty? We’re already here,” he shouted again before continuing, yelling at someone in the background, “Dude what the hell?” before the line went dead. 
“Well, I guess we are going to the bar,” you said, looking at Jake’s still laughing form. 
“Rat bastard? I can’t believe you called me a rat bastard,” He giggled, slowly calming down and then immediately devolving into laughter again.
“Come on, Honey, time to go” You said, gently nudging him with your foot
As you made your way out of the house, Jake in tow, you realised that you didn’t want to carry your purse for the night. Turning to him you asked, “Do you think you can put my ID in your wallet? I don’t want to carry my bag tonight.” 
“Of course,” he said, a warm smile on his face as he tucked the offered card carefully into his wallet. He took your hand once you had locked the door behind you and helped you into his truck. 
Jake pulled into the bar’s parking lot and you could see why Coyote had been yelling at someone earlier, the place was packed to the gills. Shooting Jake a nervous look, he placed his hand gently on your thigh, “Hey you’ve got me here, you don’t have to socialise if you don't want to.”
You laughed at that, “You’re probably right, you do enough socialising for the both of us.” 
He placed a gentle kiss at the crown of your head, “My little wallflower. You’re so cute”
Jake exited the car, quickly jogging around the vehicle to open your door. He held you close as you entered, one arm swung over your shoulder in a protective fashion. You were lucky that Jake was both buff and tall, as he made his way through the crowd with ease. He stopped his course once he found the rest of the team, huddled in a little corner, shooting poisonous glares at a posse of civilian men, crowding their usual pool table.
“Bagman, Dove, nice of you two lovebirds to join us,” Phoenix said, pulling you away from Jake and into one of her own hugs, “Happy Birthday, girl” She whispered into your ear.
“Thank you,” you whispered back, before pulling away from her embrace some, “Where’s Halo?” you asked. 
Phoenix nodded her head towards the bar, “Apparently she found some guy to talk to, I doubt it’ll last long, he was a civvie.” 
“Wow, has she finally disavowed the entirety of the military?” You chuckled.
“No, she’s still holding out hope for the Admiral. I keep telling her he’s married, but you know…” Phoenix said, her tone exasperated. 
“I really would rather not know,” You laughed. Jake had disappeared with Coyote to find himself a drink. You realised a second later that you hadn’t given Jake a card to pay with, you’d either have to run a tab, or stick to water, but before you could decide, Jake had already come back with your drink. 
“Here you are darlin’,” he said, handing you the cool cup, a pretty pink liquid inside. 
You gave him a smile before saying, “I forgot to give you my card, I can pay you back tomorrow.” 
“Honey, as long as you’re with me, you’re never paying for anything again.” He shot you a wink.
As you took a sip of your drink, you hummed appreciatively, Jake had picked out something fruity that tasted delicious, “What’s this?” you asked him, impressed with his choice. 
Jake gave you his cockiest smirk before leaning in close to whisper in your ear, “It’s called Sex On The Beach.” 
You laughed at the name of the drink. The burning of your cheeks alerted you to the growing blush there at Jake’s antics. 
Jake pressed a kiss to your cheek quickly before pulling back, dropping his arm around your waist as he joined Coyote in conversation. Laughing, you were content to watch the team converse around you, sipping your drink and swaying to the music, you almost hadn’t noticed Halo and Vegas appear in front of you. 
“So, you were Hangman’s mystery girl, then,” Halo asked, her tone more challenging than happy. 
“I guess,” You replied with a shrug, why was she acting so cold? 
“I hope you’re careful,” Vegas said, leaning in closer so that Jake wouldn’t hear, “The Catholic School Girl act is really cute and all, but guys like him don’t go for girls like you. Well, not for your personality anyway…”
You stared at her in shock for a moment, sometimes you weren’t sure that you could be her backseater, “I don’t --” you stuttered out before being interrupted. 
“Oh my God, you are so naive. You know he just wants to sleep with you right? Just so he can brag about it to his friends… You’ll be his little trophy virgin…” Halo cut in, smiling deviously, “Anyway, enjoy your drink…” she said before walking off, Vegas hot on her tail. 
You frowned into your drink, Jake bought you a Sex On The Beach to be funny right? He said that he wanted to take things slow, to do things right by you. That didn’t mean earn your trust to take your virginity and leave, did it? 
You shook your head violently, Jake would never do that. He said that he loved you. Hell, he picked you out of a burning plane, risking his own bodily harm, to save your life. He wouldn’t do that if he was just in this for sex. 
At the shake of your head, Jake glanced down at you, “You okay? Drink too strong?” he asked, sounding concerned. 
You tried to give him a smile, “No it’s perfect, thank you,” you said, but by the look on his face, you could tell that your act wasn’t fooling him. 
Before you knew what was happening, Jake had excused himself from the conversation with Coyote and gently pulled you outside. He pushed you up against the wall of The Hard Deck, looking into your eyes, his hands holding your biceps gently, “What’s wrong? Have I done something?” he asked in a rush, worry evident in his eyes. 
“No you haven’t done anything, nothing’s wrong,” you tried again. 
Jake let out a sigh, “Sweetheart, you aren’t fooling me any. Why do you look so sad?” 
“I just…” you started, your voice catching on the emotions that were running through you, “Halo and Vegas said some things to me.” 
“What did they say?” he asked, looking confused. 
“Well, they just told me that guys like you don’t go for girls like me. That the only reason you’re dating me is to take my virginity like some kind of trophy, like it's a game to you,” you choked out, trying to hold back the tears that were threatening to spill from your eyes. 
Before Jake could say anything, you continued, “They made it sound like you had been bragging about it, like you bought me this drink because it had sex in the name.” 
When you looked up at him again, the look on his face broke your heart. He was looking at you with hurt and anger in his eyes, his grip on your arms tightened slightly before he pulled you to him, crushing you against his chest in a hug. You felt him burrow his nose into your hair at the top of your head. 
Then you heard his voice, the sound resonating in his chest as it met your ears, “I would never do that. Not to you, or to anyone. I love you. I love you so much that the thought of what they said to you makes me feel physically sick. I told you we’re taking this slow, for both of us, and I meant it. Okay?” 
You nodded your head into his chest, sniffling up the last of your tears. You knew that he wouldn’t do that, he was too good of a guy to do that, but you needed to hear him say it. You pulled out of his embrace, looking up at him. As you opened your mouth to speak, he continued. 
“And I bought you that drink because I thought you would like it. It’s sweet just like you,” he said, his voice low and his eyes dark and full of anger. 
You leaned up and pressed a soft kiss to his lips, before it could get to be too much, you pulled away from him, “You know me so well, sometimes it's scary,” you said with a genuine smile on your face. 
Jake gave you a half hearted laugh, “Let’s get back in there before they start up with the inappropriate jokes again.” 
Taking his hand, you let him pull you back into the crowded bar. Instead of heading for Coyote though, Jake made a bee-line for Bobby. 
“Hey Bob, will you hangout here with Dove for a minute? Gotta hit the head,” Jake said, giving Bob a look that meant business. 
“Absolutely, I heard that she is celebrating tonight anyway,” Bob said, giving you a smile, “Happy birthday!” 
You got lost in conversation with Bob, but as the minutes passed, you started to wonder where Jake had gotten off to. He was a guy, it didn’t take ten minutes to use the bathroom. Standing on your tiptoes to see above the crowd, you spotted him standing on the deck with Phoenix, both of them were yelling at two women who you recognized almost immediately as Halo and Vegas. 
As much as you hated confrontation, it warmed your heart that Jake was so mad on your behalf he felt the need to stand up to them for you. A genuine smile covered your face as you continued conversing with Bob, you could ask Jake about what he said later. 
That night, on the way home, you fell asleep in the front seat of Jake’s truck, your head resting gently against the window. Jake looked over to your sleeping form and smiled. He lowered the volume of the radio, despite the oddly fitting song playing at that moment. When he pulled into your drive, ‘Isn’t she lovely’ still whispered its melody inside the cab. 
Jake carried you inside, gently depositing you on your bed before kissing your temple. Pulling each of your shoes off, he threw the afgan you kept on the end of the bed over you carefully. He knelt next to you, his hands in front of him before doing the sign of the cross and interlacing his fingers together. 
“Hail Mary, full of grace! The Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for sinners, now and at the hour of our death. 
Angel of God, her guardian dear, to whom God’s love commits her here. Ever this day be at her side, to light, to guard, to rule, to guide. Amen” 
With one last kiss pressed to your forehead, Jake made his way out of your bedroom, turning off lights in the apartment as he went. He locked the door behind him before jogging through the cool November air back to his truck. He fell asleep that night with a smile on his face, your relationship might have been tested tonight, but you didn’t forsake him.
The next morning you woke up groggy, unsure of how you had gotten into your bed considering that you didn’t remember getting home, only part of the ride there. You must have fallen asleep on the drive, Jake had soft pop on the radio and you weren’t sure how that kept him awake.
Checking your phone, which had been plugged in on your night stand, you unlocked it to find a few texts from him. 
Jakey <3: Made it home safe, I love you
Jakey <3: I’ll be by with Starbucks in the morning
The last message had come through at just after one in the morning, it was only eight now, so you figured that you had some time before he made his way over. Climbing out of bed, you showered quickly, desperately wanting the smell of stale beer off your person. After getting dressed, you prepared a quiche for breakfast. Glancing at the clock, it was only nine, Jake slept late on Saturdays, and you hadn’t the heart to wake him. 
You had missed a few days in your journaling bible due to the hectic training schedule and your birthday yesterday. Sitting down at your dining table, you laid out the few prayer cards you had, your bible, and your journaling notebook. 
You looked up the chapters that you had missed reading, and started on them. Highlighting and underlining the parts that stuck out to you. You placed sticky notes on the pages with the most profound scripture, things to come back to in the future, writing annotations down in your notebook. Suddenly, you felt a pair of hands on your shoulders and you jumped. 
“Jake! Oh my gosh,” you said, letting out a surprised squeal. 
Jake laughed at you for a moment before saying, “Sorry honey, didn’t mean to startle you. Thought you knew I was here with all the noise I made coming in.” He picked up his bag from the floor, and the coffees from your side table.
“Sorry, I get really into it sometimes,” You explained, adding a quiet, “Thank you,” and a grateful smile as he handed you your beverage. You popped the lid open to smell the drink, trying to guess what he’d ordered you. You recognised it immediately, its smell both creamy and sweet. You hadn’t had a caramel macchiato in years. 
“S’alright” Jake said. He walked round the table, dropping his bag on the floor again and drew a chair, “Mind if I join you?”
Jake pulled out his own Bible out of his bag and opened it after taking a large swig of his coffee.
You smiled at him from across the table, “I didn’t know you’d come so early, I haven’t got breakfast cooked yet.”
“Don’t worry about it baby, I’m not too hungry yet,” he said, taking another sip of his coffee. Jake paused, “Sweetheart, you know you don’t have to make me breakfast, right?”
You gave him a confused look, “What are you talking about?”
“Like, I appreciate it, obviously, but you don’t have to,” Jake said, trying to explain what he meant. 
“No, I know, but I like doing it,” You replied. A relief washed over Jake’s face and he leaned back in his chair. “Okay, good. I don’t want you to feel like you’re obligated.”
“Never obligated,” you said with a smile, “I do it because I want to. You might be the Navy’s best fighter pilot or whatever they say but you need to be taken care of too.” 
The look Jake gave you made every bit of cooking you had ever done for him worth it. He motioned you to him with his fingers, leaning across the table, he caressed your jaw with his hand before kissing your lips. There was a certain amount of hunger in each kiss you shared but you can easily say that if there hadn’t been a table between the two of you, you weren’t sure Jake would have been able to pull himself away. 
“What can I ever do to deserve you?” Jake asked, his lips almost still pressed to your own, his short pants brushing over your face. 
You gave him a soft look before saying, “Protect me, honour me, love me.” 
He kissed you one more time before pulling away, your hand held in his as he laid out his bible and began to read and you did the same. 
Jake picked up his pencil, underlining something in the passage he was reading. His bible was nothing like yours, not covered in yellow and pink highlighter, purple pen, and blue sticky notes. But everyone had a method, and you couldn’t say that you faulted him for wanting to stick with something a little less permanent. 
As you bent your head down in concentration, trying to make your way through the book of Genesis, you heard a rumbling sound. Looking up at the table, you saw Jake pretending that his stomach hadn’t just growled so loudly that it was audible. 
“Are you hungry now?” you asked, laughter in your voice. 
He blushed lightly, “Maybe a little.” 
You squeezed his hand once before letting go, your palm missing the warmth of his, “Well let me put the quiche in quickly then, we can keep reading while it bakes.” 
When you returned to the table, you were disappointed that his free hand was now occupied, tracing along in the text so he didn’t lose his place. Trying to push it away, you focused back on your bible, 
“Noah was a righteous man, blameless among the people of his time, and he walked faithfully with God. Noah had three sons: Shem, Ham and Japheth.” 
As you made your way through one of the most famous stories of the bible you kept getting interrupted by Jake, he kept peering over at you curiously, like he was trying to figure out where you were at or what you were reading. Eventually, you were curious as to what he was doing, “You okay over there?” you asked him. 
“Yeah, I’m good. Sorry, just curious what you are reading today,” he said, a little embarrassed from being caught. 
“It's okay, Genesis is where I am today, Noah’s ark actually,” you say, peering over at his bible you ask, “What about you?”
“I’m in Luke, reading up about the birth of Jesus,” he said, “My family always recites it for my nieces before bed on Christmas Eve so I usually look at it a little bit before then to make sure I know it well enough to improvise it.”
You give him a smile, “That’s so sweet,” you said. 
“Yeah,” Jake replied, rubbing his hand through his unstyled hair, “I also want to do that for the little kids at church this year. That way they can enjoy the mass too. Since I am one of the Youth Ministers, I do get a say in how the mass goes if it will help retention” 
You smiled at the thought of Jake reading to a room full of kids, he will be the best father in the future. As you focused on reading, Jake cleared his throat, “Would…err…would you mind reading aloud again? I really enjoyed that the other day…” he asked sweetly. 
“Of course,” you said with a smile on your face. 
Picking up your bible from the table, you began to read from it aloud, 
“Now the earth was corrupt in God’s sight and was full of violence. God saw how corrupt the earth had become, for all the people on earth had corrupted their ways. So God said to Noah, “I am going to put an end to all people, for the earth is filled with violence because of them. I am surely going to destroy both them and the earth. So make yourself an ark of cypress wood; make rooms in it and coat it with pitch inside and out. This is how you are to build it: The ark is to be three hundred cubits long, fifty cubits wide and thirty cubits high.[d] Make a roof for it, leaving below the roof an opening one cubit high all around. Put a door in the side of the ark and make lower, middle and upper decks.”
 
You noticed that as you read, Jake closed his eyes like he was trying to picture what you were saying in his mind. You opened your mouth to continue reading, when the timer for the quiche went off, startling Jake out of his reverie. 
You lifted yourself from your chair and opened the oven, pulling out the quiche and placing it on top of the stove. You returned to the table while it cooled down a little bit, wanting to finish the section before you ultimately got distracted. 
“I am going to bring floodwaters on the earth to destroy all life under the heavens, every creature that has the breath of life in it. Everything on earth will perish. But I will establish my covenant with you, and you will enter the ark—you and your sons and your wife and your sons’ wives with you. You are to bring into the ark two of all living creatures, male and female, to keep them alive with you. Two of every kind of bird, of every kind of animal and of every kind of creature that moves along the ground will come to you to be kept alive. You are to take every kind of food that is to be eaten and store it away as food for you and for them.””
“Speaking of food to be eaten,” Jake says, giving you a cute smile, “I think that quiche is probably ready.”
You put your bible down, slipping your grandma’s prayer card into it to hold the place with a laugh, “I think you’re right.” 
You served up the quiche while Jake cleared off the table. As you set the pieces down, you held hands over the food quickly praying, “Bless us oh Lord these gifts which we are about to receive, through our bounty though Christ our Lord, Amen.”
With that, the two of you began to eat. Jake, as always, scarfed his down like you were going to take the plate from him, and got up to get seconds. When you had both had your fills, you washed the dishes as Jake put them away, a comfortable silence settling between you. 
Returning to the table, Jake brought his bible back out, “Can I read to you now?” he asked. 
“That sounds lovely,” you said, taking your seat and closing your eyes waiting for him to start. 
“Okay, I was almost at the end,” he said quietly, before launching into the scripture, 
“So they hurried off and found Mary and Joseph, and the baby, who was lying in the manger. When they had seen him, they spread the word concerning what had been told them about this child, and all who heard it were amazed at what the shepherds said to them. But Mary treasured up all these things and pondered them in her heart. The shepherds returned, glorifying and praising God for all the things they had heard and seen, which were just as they had been told.”
As Jake read you found yourself becoming more and more tired, his deep voice was perfect for reading out loud. You could see how he was a good Youth Minister, able to advise his students but also able to speak so smoothly. 
Before you knew it the passage was done, and Jake was packing his bible up. He looked over at your tired features, and as if he could read your mind, asked, “Do you want to watch a movie?”
“That sounds great,” you said, getting up from the table and making your way into the living room. You don’t remember what movie Jake picked, because once you had snuggled up to him under the sherpa blanket you had laying on the couch, your eyes closed and you slept through the whole thing. 
92 notes · View notes
lgg5989 · 2 years
Text
Church Encounters Pt 5
-- Part 5 of the fic I am writing with @barbiewritesstuff, you can find this fic on her tumblr and my Ao3 account :) Check out my Masterlist for the other chapters!
Tumblr media
---
“I need to ask you something,” Jake said, leaning on your kitchen table with his arms behind his back. 
“Okay…” You replied with a smile and a playful squint. Jake had been behaving a little strange all day. He had been on the phone before picking you up for church. You had seen him park in the driveway and chat animatedly for twenty minutes, occasionally glancing up at your apartment before finally knocking on your door. Then, at church, he seemed distracted. Jake had stumbled over his words during ‘Our Father’ and had to start again.
He sighed, like he was nervous before launching into his question, “Thanksgiving is coming up, I was wondering if you wanted to travel down to Texas with me and meet my family”?
Things had been going well with Jake, but you hadn’t expected to meet his family so soon, “I would hate to bother your family like that.”
“It wouldn’t bother them. In fact, they asked -- no, sorry -- they demanded I bring you down. It’s up to you, though, I don’t want to force you,” He said, obviously nervous you would say no. 
“Well, if they demanded, how could I possibly refuse?” You said with a smile, you loved Jake, his family would be okay too, right?
“There is something though…” Jake hesitated, “I may have mentioned to my mother that you make killer cinnamon rolls, so she asks that you make them at some point.”
“You mentioned my cooking?” You asked, touched that he would pay you that kind of compliment.
He smiled at you before giving you some reassurance, “Duh, you’re a great cook!”
“Jake, that is so sweet,” you said, caressing his face with a gentle hand, gently running your thumb against his cheek. You leaned in to brush your lips against his, you pulled back suddenly, startling Jake out of his reverie, “Which cinnamon rolls did you mention? I’ve made you multiple kinds.”
He paused for a second, clearly trying to remember, “Oh. err, I don’t remember.”
“Oh bother -- err -- I think I made you cinnamon rolls with an espresso glaze, the chocolate orange rolls cinnamon rolls, the dulce de leche rolls, and the --” Jake cut you off by grabbing your face with both of his hands and pressing his lips into yours in a passionate kiss that left you feeling a little dizzy. 
“Baby, they were all great, you don’t need to worry,” He laughed before pecking your lips again and placing a gentler kiss at the crown of your head.
“I need to pick,” You giggled, moving away to pull something out of the oven. The second it came out, it filled the room with a delicious aroma that made both of your mouths water.
“What’s that?” he asked, looking at the pan with interest. 
“French toast casserole,” you said, giving him a smile as you got out plates and serving utensils. 
As you sat down to eat Jake laughed before saying, “I’m going to have to double my time at the gym at this rate.”
“Alright then, if you’re going to be like that, I guess next week we’re eating coffee and a slice of plain toast,” you said sassily, mostly joking.
“Now don’t make fun of that, it’s a perfectly respectable breakfast to have,” Jake said through a mouthful of french toast. 
You put your fork down, looking at him with concern, “Please tell me that’s not what you usually eat.”
He shrugged, not seeming to notice your worry, “Not always, sometimes I treat myself to Frosties.”
“That’s sad, Jake,” you said, picking your fork back up. 
He gave you a brilliant smile before letting out a roar of, “It’s Grrrrrreat!”
After that conversation, you found yourself entirely unable to shove the image of a groggy Jake eating toast and washing it down with a steaming mug of coffee. You knew you were probably making it look much sadder in your mind than it was in reality, but your brain couldn’t imagine him eating it in any other place than in his almost empty kitchen, lit by a broken lightbulb. In your mind, he sported one of his saddest kicked-puppy looks, too. Unable to take it any longer, you left for the store, only managing to hold off for twenty minutes after Jake left your apartment. You already owned some disposable containers and trays so you only grabbed the ingredients you would need for your mission. 
Once you had acquired all the necessary items you made your way back home and into your kitchen where you got to work. You preheated your oven, taking care to use that time to make yourself a coffee and to pull up your favourite playlist. Then, you made the muffin batter, dividing it into three separate bowls. In the first bowl, you emptied a pack of blueberries and pecans. In the second bowl you put chocolate chips, and in the third bowl, you cut up some strawberries. After folding in the extras, you greased your tray and poured the batter into paper liners.
Then, in case he wanted something savoury, you set about making some breakfast burritos. You cooked the sausages, bacon and eggs in a pan. While they cooled you mixed the ingredients for homemade tortilla wraps. While they cooked, you quickly pulled cheese out of the fridge and then, after waiting for a few minutes, you set about assembling. 
Once the breakfasts were done, you moved onto the lunches. As the autumn months were advancing into winter, you opted for chicken soup and a butternut squash quiche. You made quick work of chopping the vegetables, shallow frying the onions, celery, ginger and garlic in some olive oil and then adding some stock. When the oven pinged and the muffins were ready, you pulled them out of the oven and replaced them with some squash to roast.
 You had forgotten to buy your usual stock cubes, but luckily, you always kept a jar of homemade chicken broth on hand. Then, once the stock was happily simmering, you added the aromatics and the chicken breasts. To finish off the soup, you removed the breasts once done and pulled them apart, dividing them equally between seven containers and ladling equal amounts of broth into each. Then, you paused. Should you have added noodles to the soup? Would it be too late to add them now? Deciding that the soup needed noodles, you boiled water on the stove and added the vermicelli noodles to the containers. 
The quiche was just as easily done. Once the squash was roasted, you set it out to cool and mixed the filling. You rolled out your crusts into two different pie dishes and poured the filling into the crust after adding the squash. You popped it in the oven for another twenty minutes. 
Once the actual cooking part of your mission was done, you packaged up the goods and left to find a box big enough to hold two weeks’ worth of food. Finding none, you resigned yourself to packing it all up into shopping bags before loading it in your car and making the way to Jake’s apartment. 
You knocked on the door but received no answer. Realising the time you figured he must be at the gym, so you let yourself in with the keys he had given you and put everything you had brought into his fridge. Before leaving again, you left Jake a note with the magnetic letters he kept on his fridge to write down his grocery list. 
Two hours later, after you had come home, showered and folded yourself into your chair for a day of reading, a knock rang through your home. You opened the door to find Jake, still in his gym clothes and soaking wet from the rain. Before you could fuss over his dishevelled appearance or invite him in, he bridged the gap between the two of you in one step, knocking his mouth against yours in a bruising kiss.
Jake broke the kiss to say, “Holy shit, I love you,” before peppering your face with pecks.
“What happened to watching our language?” you giggled out, his afternoon scruff scraping against your cheeks.
“Fuck that,” he mumbled against your skin, “What did I do to deserve you?” 
“What are you talking about?” You asked through your laughter.
“Now, don’t play stupid. I saw your note and I saw what you did, you didn’t have to, sweetheart,” He said, taking your face in his hands, “But I am so grateful that you did.”
You giggled at that, looking up at him with pure love in your eyes. Jake saw the look in your eyes, “What could I possibly do to repay you?”
You grew stern,“Nothing, don’t even think about trying. I will not accept anything.”
----
“Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Y/n, happy birthday to you!” Your sisters sang through the whatsapp call. They both had individually texted you early in the morning to wish you a happy 26th year on Earth but now that the time was a little more appropriate, they had all called to sing and cheer as you blew out the candle on the single-serving slice of cake that you had bought at the store.
Work had been hectic this week for no good reason. They had kept the team late almost every evening and you were far too tired by the time you came home to even think of baking a cake. Especially since Admiral Simpson had hinted towards a promotion and Jake had been working hard towards it. You knew he would try, but the likelihood of Jake being able to swing by before night time was low. 
“So, what are you doing on your special day? You seeing that mystery boyfriend of yours?” One of your older sisters, Audrey, asked, a sly smile plastered on her face.
“He’s not a mystery, I’ve told you about him” You said with a laugh.
“Yes, but until I meet him, I’m not convinced…” She winked, you always loved her sisterly teasing. 
“Oh, leave her alone. I say he’s real, I mean there has to be at least one smoking hot catholic navy pilot running around,” Your other sister, Annemarie, said a shit eating grin on her face. 
“Oh, yeah and the likelihood of a guy like that dating our darling sister? Zero,” Audrey joked. “No, in all seriousness, we think it’s great that you’re settling down. So, are you seeing him today?”
You had been about to tell her no when your front door opened and the sound of someone dropping a duffel bag echoed through your empty hallway. 
“Baby?” Jake’s voice rang through the apartment. Your sisters looked at you wide eyed through the screen before letting out squeals, both of them talking at the same time, “OMG is that him?; Let us see him!; Hello! Mystery boyfriend!” 
You could hear Jake’s warm laughter fill the entryway of your apartment before his footsteps started towards you. Giving your sisters a stern look you said in a whisper, “Don’t you dare embarrass me.” 
Both of them rolled their eyes at you, Annie speaking up first, “We aren’t that embarrassing.” 
Jake chose that moment to appear behind you, one hand on the table and the other on the back of your chair. He planted a kiss on your forehead, a quiet, “Happy birthday,” spoken just to you before he acknowledged your sisters. 
“Hello ladies, it is a pleasure to finally meet you, even virtually,” he said, his signature cocky smile plastered across his face. 
You rolled your eyes at his act, Jake could be the sweet man you loved and the cocky pilot he tended to try and show off. 
Audrey and Annemarie both stared at you through the screen, Audrey recovered from seeing him first, “Oh my lord, Y/N, you didn’t tell us he was like hot hot.”
Jake laughed, his brilliant smile easing the nerves you felt at your sister’s blurted comment, “Audrey, he is literally standing right here.” 
Annie had finally gotten over her shock as well, “Are you real? I’m going to need you to hold up a spoon to verify because oh my GOD, Y/N your man is liquid fire!”
Jake disappeared off screen for a split second, and came back with one of your spoons. He held it in front one of his eyes and made a face, your sister, seemingly satisfied, leaned back into the chair she was sitting in and thought for a second.
“So, Jake… Do you… have any friends? You know, not for me… but Audrey is getting up there in age and…”
Jake let out a laugh at that, “Well we have this old man on the team, goes by Rooster. He would be handsome if it wasn’t for that thing he calls a moustache on his face.” 
“Oh, I love a moustache! You know the ones? The seventies looking ones!” Audrey said excitedly, you laughed at her reaction. 
“Pornstaches?” you asked, a smile on your face. 
“... Hey, hey, hey, we don’t use that word, how do you know that word?” Annie asked, outrage etched over all her features.
“Annie, I’m not five. I work in the Navy, you know, I know words…” you stuttered out, a blush spreading over your face. 
Annemarie squinted at you, “That better be the reason. You know the Lord doesn’t look kindly upon that sort of thing, and I do not want to be the only one in the family that makes it to heaven, got it?”
Annemarie paused for a second for your head shake before turning her attention to Jake, “And you, hot stuff, I like you because you make her happy, but don’t go corrupting her any. I don’t want to be lonely up there.”
“I’m on my best behaviour ma’am, I promise,” he said, a softer smile on his face now, the cocky one from earlier tucked away. 
“Jake is a Youth Minister, you don’t have to worry about his behaviour,” You said, trying to steer the conversation away from your earlier mishap, but your sister was undeterred.
“If I hear of any funny business, I will buy myself a plane ticket and come whoop your ass in person, do you understand? That goes for both of you.” 
The call didn’t last much longer after that. Your mood had soured somewhat. Annie was a very protective older sister, sometimes at the expense of whomever she had been protecting. 
“What are you thinking?” Jake asked, noticing your muted behaviour.
“I’m sorry about Annie” You mumbled, looking at your shoes with your arms crossed in front of your chest.
“No, it’s okay. She’s protective, it’s sweet.” Jake said, guiding you into his arms for a loving hug.
“So you don’t mind?” You asked, nuzzling further into his chest.
He let out a sigh, “I mean, she terrifies me. But, nothing she could possibly do would have any effect on how much I love you, so…” 
“You’re adorable” You said, hiding your face in the jacket he wore over the uniform as he peppered kisses on your face.
Jake hummed in agreement, “I’m in love.”
“Lucky girl, what’s her name?” you asked, playing coy. 
He hummed again, “You know… I don’t remember…” He joked, “You know what I do remember, though? It’s her birthday today,” Jake added. 
He let go of you and stuck his hand in his pocket to retrieve a small box. He motioned with his finger for you to turn around, before brushing your hair out to the side. You saw something golden pass before your eyes, and then felt something cold rest against your chest, but before you could bring your hand to touch it, Jake was already guiding you towards the full length mirror in your bedroom. He stood behind you to observe your reaction.
The necklace he had gotten you was a beautiful delicate golden rosary with a thin chain and a small white bead for each holy mystery. For a moment you couldn’t think of what to say. You couldn’t read Jake’s expression, your eyes seemingly unable to leave the necklace.
“What do you think?” he asked, nerves obvious in his voice. 
“Jake…” You breathed out, “I don’t really know what to say… It’s -- it’s beautiful”
Jake seemed relieved. He stepped closer to you, hugging you from behind and bending down to deposit a gentle kiss at the back of your neck. You let out a quiet gasp at the feeling of his hot lips so close to the cold material of the necklace. 
Jake coughed, “I’m going to go shower, I’ll be right back.”
You stood in front of the mirror, admiring the necklace. How the crucifix hung low enough to almost disappear beneath your tank top, how delicate the chain was, and how well the gold complemented the colour of your skin. You didn’t realise how long you had been standing there until Jake came back up behind you. He was wrapped in one of your towels from the waist down, his chest on full display. 
“Sorry,” he said, a blush covering his face, “I forgot to grab my duffle bag before I jumped through the shower.” 
“I’m going to need you to wear a shirt, Jacob. Otherwise I might need a cold shower,” you said, your voice teasing. 
He laughed at your comment but his eyes heated up in the mirror’s reflection, “Honey, I’ve been taking cold showers since the day I met you.” 
“We met like… three years ago…” You said, quickly doing the maths.
“Yeah…” He mumbled, “That’s a lot of cold showers.”
You turn to smile at him, a blush covering your face, “You better get dressed Lieutenant.” 
Jake looked you over one last time before walking out towards your front door, grabbing his duffle bag and walking past you back into the bathroom, you hear the shower turn on again and you laugh. Hopefully you wouldn’t kill Jake before he said ‘I do’.
Once the shower stops and Jake is dressed, he resurfaces to find you wiping down the kitchen counters.
“Why don’t we go out tonight? Meet the team,” Jake says, coming up behind you. 
You let out a short laugh, “I’ve met them. We’re friendly, even,” you can hear his snort behind you at your sass. 
“I mean for drinks, you little ball of mischief,” He snorts
“Wow, is this the best you have? ‘Ball of mischief’? I’m not a puppy,” You laughed, then, striking up a serious pose, you added, “Try again.”
“Try again? You want me to try insulting you again?” Jake repeated, incredulous yet amused
You hummed in agreement, “You can’t do it better than Annie, anyway. She once called me a Bejewelled Harlot when I dared to wear a watch to school.”
Jake looked you up and down, “You sure you want me to do this?” He asked, you nodded in response. Jake opened his mouth and nothing came out. 
After a moment of silence he said, “Nah, it’s the best I got. Sorry. I think I love you too much.”
“I think you’re a coward, you dirty little rat bastard,” you fired back, wanting to know what he was thinking. 
Jake burst out laughing. After a minute of hysterics, he folded at the waist, slowly guiding his descent by grabbing onto the kitchen counters before finishing on his back, lying down on the kitchen tiles.
A minute later Jake still hadn’t recovered. His phone rang. He handed it to you and you unlocked the phone with your thumbprint. 
“It’s Y/n” You announced to Coyote with a smile on your face that Jake trusted you to answer his phone. 
“I was calling to see if you guys wanted to join us at the bar,” Coyote’s voice shouted over the noise. 
You laughed, Jake must have known they were going out, “Yeah we’ll be there, what time?”
“Like, in twenty? We’re already here,” he shouted again before continuing, yelling at someone in the background, “Dude what the hell?” before the line went dead. 
“Well, I guess we are going to the bar,” you said, looking at Jake’s still laughing form. 
“Rat bastard? I can’t believe you called me a rat bastard,” He giggled, slowly calming down and then immediately devolving into laughter again.
“Come on, Honey, time to go” You said, gently nudging him with your foot
As you made your way out of the house, Jake in tow, you realised that you didn’t want to carry your purse for the night. Turning to him you asked, “Do you think you can put my ID in your wallet? I don’t want to carry my bag tonight.” 
“Of course,” he said, a warm smile on his face as he tucked the offered card carefully into his wallet. He took your hand once you had locked the door behind you and helped you into his truck. 
Jake pulled into the bar’s parking lot and you could see why Coyote had been yelling at someone earlier, the place was packed to the gills. Shooting Jake a nervous look, he placed his hand gently on your thigh, “Hey you’ve got me here, you don’t have to socialise if you don't want to.”
You laughed at that, “You’re probably right, you do enough socialising for the both of us.” 
He placed a gentle kiss at the crown of your head, “My little wallflower. You’re so cute”
Jake exited the car, quickly jogging around the vehicle to open your door. He held you close as you entered, one arm swung over your shoulder in a protective fashion. You were lucky that Jake was both buff and tall, as he made his way through the crowd with ease. He stopped his course once he found the rest of the team, huddled in a little corner, shooting poisonous glares at a posse of civilian men, crowding their usual pool table.
“Bagman, Dove, nice of you two lovebirds to join us,” Phoenix said, pulling you away from Jake and into one of her own hugs, “Happy Birthday, girl” She whispered into your ear.
“Thank you,” you whispered back, before pulling away from her embrace some, “Where’s Halo?” you asked. 
Phoenix nodded her head towards the bar, “Apparently she found some guy to talk to, I doubt it’ll last long, he was a civvie.” 
“Wow, has she finally disavowed the entirety of the military?” You chuckled.
“No, she’s still holding out hope for the Admiral. I keep telling her he’s married, but you know…” Phoenix said, her tone exasperated. 
“I really would rather not know,” You laughed. Jake had disappeared with Coyote to find himself a drink. You realised a second later that you hadn’t given Jake a card to pay with, you’d either have to run a tab, or stick to water, but before you could decide, Jake had already come back with your drink. 
“Here you are darlin’,” he said, handing you the cool cup, a pretty pink liquid inside. 
You gave him a smile before saying, “I forgot to give you my card, I can pay you back tomorrow.” 
“Honey, as long as you’re with me, you’re never paying for anything again.” He shot you a wink.
As you took a sip of your drink, you hummed appreciatively, Jake had picked out something fruity that tasted delicious, “What’s this?” you asked him, impressed with his choice. 
Jake gave you his cockiest smirk before leaning in close to whisper in your ear, “It’s called Sex On The Beach.” 
You laughed at the name of the drink. The burning of your cheeks alerted you to the growing blush there at Jake’s antics. 
Jake pressed a kiss to your cheek quickly before pulling back, dropping his arm around your waist as he joined Coyote in conversation. Laughing, you were content to watch the team converse around you, sipping your drink and swaying to the music, you almost hadn’t noticed Halo and Vegas appear in front of you. 
“So, you were Hangman’s mystery girl, then,” Halo asked, her tone more challenging than happy. 
“I guess,” You replied with a shrug, why was she acting so cold? 
“I hope you’re careful,” Vegas said, leaning in closer so that Jake wouldn’t hear, “The Catholic School Girl act is really cute and all, but guys like him don’t go for girls like you. Well, not for your personality anyway…”
You stared at her in shock for a moment, sometimes you weren’t sure that you could be her backseater, “I don’t --” you stuttered out before being interrupted. 
“Oh my God, you are so naive. You know he just wants to sleep with you right? Just so he can brag about it to his friends… You’ll be his little trophy virgin…” Halo cut in, smiling deviously, “Anyway, enjoy your drink…” she said before walking off, Vegas hot on her tail. 
You frowned into your drink, Jake bought you a Sex On The Beach to be funny right? He said that he wanted to take things slow, to do things right by you. That didn’t mean earn your trust to take your virginity and leave, did it? 
You shook your head violently, Jake would never do that. He said that he loved you. Hell, he picked you out of a burning plane, risking his own bodily harm, to save your life. He wouldn’t do that if he was just in this for sex. 
At the shake of your head, Jake glanced down at you, “You okay? Drink too strong?” he asked, sounding concerned. 
You tried to give him a smile, “No it’s perfect, thank you,” you said, but by the look on his face, you could tell that your act wasn’t fooling him. 
Before you knew what was happening, Jake had excused himself from the conversation with Coyote and gently pulled you outside. He pushed you up against the wall of The Hard Deck, looking into your eyes, his hands holding your biceps gently, “What’s wrong? Have I done something?” he asked in a rush, worry evident in his eyes. 
“No you haven’t done anything, nothing’s wrong,” you tried again. 
Jake let out a sigh, “Sweetheart, you aren’t fooling me any. Why do you look so sad?” 
“I just…” you started, your voice catching on the emotions that were running through you, “Halo and Vegas said some things to me.” 
“What did they say?” he asked, looking confused. 
“Well, they just told me that guys like you don’t go for girls like me. That the only reason you’re dating me is to take my virginity like some kind of trophy, like it's a game to you,” you choked out, trying to hold back the tears that were threatening to spill from your eyes. 
Before Jake could say anything, you continued, “They made it sound like you had been bragging about it, like you bought me this drink because it had sex in the name.” 
When you looked up at him again, the look on his face broke your heart. He was looking at you with hurt and anger in his eyes, his grip on your arms tightened slightly before he pulled you to him, crushing you against his chest in a hug. You felt him burrow his nose into your hair at the top of your head. 
Then you heard his voice, the sound resonating in his chest as it met your ears, “I would never do that. Not to you, or to anyone. I love you. I love you so much that the thought of what they said to you makes me feel physically sick. I told you we’re taking this slow, for both of us, and I meant it. Okay?” 
You nodded your head into his chest, sniffling up the last of your tears. You knew that he wouldn’t do that, he was too good of a guy to do that, but you needed to hear him say it. You pulled out of his embrace, looking up at him. As you opened your mouth to speak, he continued. 
“And I bought you that drink because I thought you would like it. It’s sweet just like you,” he said, his voice low and his eyes dark and full of anger. 
You leaned up and pressed a soft kiss to his lips, before it could get to be too much, you pulled away from him, “You know me so well, sometimes it's scary,” you said with a genuine smile on your face. 
Jake gave you a half hearted laugh, “Let’s get back in there before they start up with the inappropriate jokes again.” 
Taking his hand, you let him pull you back into the crowded bar. Instead of heading for Coyote though, Jake made a bee-line for Bobby. 
“Hey Bob, will you hangout here with Dove for a minute? Gotta hit the head,” Jake said, giving Bob a look that meant business. 
“Absolutely, I heard that she is celebrating tonight anyway,” Bob said, giving you a smile, “Happy birthday!” 
You got lost in conversation with Bob, but as the minutes passed, you started to wonder where Jake had gotten off to. He was a guy, it didn’t take ten minutes to use the bathroom. Standing on your tiptoes to see above the crowd, you spotted him standing on the deck with Phoenix, both of them were yelling at two women who you recognized almost immediately as Halo and Vegas. 
As much as you hated confrontation, it warmed your heart that Jake was so mad on your behalf he felt the need to stand up to them for you. A genuine smile covered your face as you continued conversing with Bob, you could ask Jake about what he said later. 
That night, on the way home, you fell asleep in the front seat of Jake’s truck, your head resting gently against the window. Jake looked over to your sleeping form and smiled. He lowered the volume of the radio, despite the oddly fitting song playing at that moment. When he pulled into your drive, ‘Isn’t she lovely’ still whispered its melody inside the cab. 
Jake carried you inside, gently depositing you on your bed before kissing your temple. Pulling each of your shoes off, he threw the afgan you kept on the end of the bed over you carefully. He knelt next to you, his hands in front of him before doing the sign of the cross and interlacing his fingers together. 
“Hail Mary, full of grace! The Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for sinners, now and at the hour of our death. 
Angel of God, her guardian dear, to whom God’s love commits her here. Ever this day be at her side, to light, to guard, to rule, to guide. Amen” 
With one last kiss pressed to your forehead, Jake made his way out of your bedroom, turning off lights in the apartment as he went. He locked the door behind him before jogging through the cool November air back to his truck. He fell asleep that night with a smile on his face, your relationship might have been tested tonight, but you didn’t forsake him.
The next morning you woke up groggy, unsure of how you had gotten into your bed considering that you didn’t remember getting home, only part of the ride there. You must have fallen asleep on the drive, Jake had soft pop on the radio and you weren’t sure how that kept him awake.
Checking your phone, which had been plugged in on your night stand, you unlocked it to find a few texts from him. 
Jakey <3: Made it home safe, I love you
Jakey <3: I’ll be by with Starbucks in the morning
The last message had come through at just after one in the morning, it was only eight now, so you figured that you had some time before he made his way over. Climbing out of bed, you showered quickly, desperately wanting the smell of stale beer off your person. After getting dressed, you prepared a quiche for breakfast. Glancing at the clock, it was only nine, Jake slept late on Saturdays, and you hadn’t the heart to wake him. 
You had missed a few days in your journaling bible due to the hectic training schedule and your birthday yesterday. Sitting down at your dining table, you laid out the few prayer cards you had, your bible, and your journaling notebook. 
You looked up the chapters that you had missed reading, and started on them. Highlighting and underlining the parts that stuck out to you. You placed sticky notes on the pages with the most profound scripture, things to come back to in the future, writing annotations down in your notebook. Suddenly, you felt a pair of hands on your shoulders and you jumped. 
“Jake! Oh my gosh,” you said, letting out a surprised squeal. 
Jake laughed at you for a moment before saying, “Sorry honey, didn’t mean to startle you. Thought you knew I was here with all the noise I made coming in.” He picked up his bag from the floor, and the coffees from your side table.
“Sorry, I get really into it sometimes,” You explained, adding a quiet, “Thank you,” and a grateful smile as he handed you your beverage. You popped the lid open to smell the drink, trying to guess what he’d ordered you. You recognised it immediately, its smell both creamy and sweet. You hadn’t had a caramel macchiato in years. 
“S’alright” Jake said. He walked round the table, dropping his bag on the floor again and drew a chair, “Mind if I join you?”
Jake pulled out his own Bible out of his bag and opened it after taking a large swig of his coffee.
You smiled at him from across the table, “I didn’t know you’d come so early, I haven’t got breakfast cooked yet.”
“Don’t worry about it baby, I’m not too hungry yet,” he said, taking another sip of his coffee. Jake paused, “Sweetheart, you know you don’t have to make me breakfast, right?”
You gave him a confused look, “What are you talking about?”
“Like, I appreciate it, obviously, but you don’t have to,” Jake said, trying to explain what he meant. 
“No, I know, but I like doing it,” You replied. A relief washed over Jake’s face and he leaned back in his chair. “Okay, good. I don’t want you to feel like you’re obligated.”
“Never obligated,” you said with a smile, “I do it because I want to. You might be the Navy’s best fighter pilot or whatever they say but you need to be taken care of too.” 
The look Jake gave you made every bit of cooking you had ever done for him worth it. He motioned you to him with his fingers, leaning across the table, he caressed your jaw with his hand before kissing your lips. There was a certain amount of hunger in each kiss you shared but you can easily say that if there hadn’t been a table between the two of you, you weren’t sure Jake would have been able to pull himself away. 
“What can I ever do to deserve you?” Jake asked, his lips almost still pressed to your own, his short pants brushing over your face. 
You gave him a soft look before saying, “Protect me, honour me, love me.” 
He kissed you one more time before pulling away, your hand held in his as he laid out his bible and began to read and you did the same. 
Jake picked up his pencil, underlining something in the passage he was reading. His bible was nothing like yours, not covered in yellow and pink highlighter, purple pen, and blue sticky notes. But everyone had a method, and you couldn’t say that you faulted him for wanting to stick with something a little less permanent. 
As you bent your head down in concentration, trying to make your way through the book of Genesis, you heard a rumbling sound. Looking up at the table, you saw Jake pretending that his stomach hadn’t just growled so loudly that it was audible. 
“Are you hungry now?” you asked, laughter in your voice. 
He blushed lightly, “Maybe a little.” 
You squeezed his hand once before letting go, your palm missing the warmth of his, “Well let me put the quiche in quickly then, we can keep reading while it bakes.” 
When you returned to the table, you were disappointed that his free hand was now occupied, tracing along in the text so he didn’t lose his place. Trying to push it away, you focused back on your bible, 
“Noah was a righteous man, blameless among the people of his time, and he walked faithfully with God. Noah had three sons: Shem, Ham and Japheth.” 
As you made your way through one of the most famous stories of the bible you kept getting interrupted by Jake, he kept peering over at you curiously, like he was trying to figure out where you were at or what you were reading. Eventually, you were curious as to what he was doing, “You okay over there?” you asked him. 
“Yeah, I’m good. Sorry, just curious what you are reading today,” he said, a little embarrassed from being caught. 
“It's okay, Genesis is where I am today, Noah’s ark actually,” you say, peering over at his bible you ask, “What about you?”
“I’m in Luke, reading up about the birth of Jesus,” he said, “My family always recites it for my nieces before bed on Christmas Eve so I usually look at it a little bit before then to make sure I know it well enough to improvise it.”
You give him a smile, “That’s so sweet,” you said. 
“Yeah,” Jake replied, rubbing his hand through his unstyled hair, “I also want to do that for the little kids at church this year. That way they can enjoy the mass too. Since I am one of the Youth Ministers, I do get a say in how the mass goes if it will help retention” 
You smiled at the thought of Jake reading to a room full of kids, he will be the best father in the future. As you focused on reading, Jake cleared his throat, “Would…err…would you mind reading aloud again? I really enjoyed that the other day…” he asked sweetly. 
“Of course,” you said with a smile on your face. 
Picking up your bible from the table, you began to read from it aloud, 
“Now the earth was corrupt in God’s sight and was full of violence. God saw how corrupt the earth had become, for all the people on earth had corrupted their ways. So God said to Noah, “I am going to put an end to all people, for the earth is filled with violence because of them. I am surely going to destroy both them and the earth. So make yourself an ark of cypress wood; make rooms in it and coat it with pitch inside and out. This is how you are to build it: The ark is to be three hundred cubits long, fifty cubits wide and thirty cubits high.[d] Make a roof for it, leaving below the roof an opening one cubit high all around. Put a door in the side of the ark and make lower, middle and upper decks.”
 You noticed that as you read, Jake closed his eyes like he was trying to picture what you were saying in his mind. You opened your mouth to continue reading, when the timer for the quiche went off, startling Jake out of his reverie. 
You lifted yourself from your chair and opened the oven, pulling out the quiche and placing it on top of the stove. You returned to the table while it cooled down a little bit, wanting to finish the section before you ultimately got distracted. 
“I am going to bring floodwaters on the earth to destroy all life under the heavens, every creature that has the breath of life in it. Everything on earth will perish. But I will establish my covenant with you, and you will enter the ark—you and your sons and your wife and your sons’ wives with you. You are to bring into the ark two of all living creatures, male and female, to keep them alive with you. Two of every kind of bird, of every kind of animal and of every kind of creature that moves along the ground will come to you to be kept alive. You are to take every kind of food that is to be eaten and store it away as food for you and for them.””
“Speaking of food to be eaten,” Jake says, giving you a cute smile, “I think that quiche is probably ready.”
You put your bible down, slipping your grandma’s prayer card into it to hold the place with a laugh, “I think you’re right.” 
You served up the quiche while Jake cleared off the table. As you set the pieces down, you held hands over the food quickly praying, “Bless us oh Lord these gifts which we are about to receive, through our bounty though Christ our Lord, Amen.”
With that, the two of you began to eat. Jake, as always, scarfed his down like you were going to take the plate from him, and got up to get seconds. When you had both had your fills, you washed the dishes as Jake put them away, a comfortable silence settling between you. 
Returning to the table, Jake brought his bible back out, “Can I read to you now?” he asked. 
“That sounds lovely,” you said, taking your seat and closing your eyes waiting for him to start. 
“Okay, I was almost at the end,” he said quietly, before launching into the scripture, 
“So they hurried off and found Mary and Joseph, and the baby, who was lying in the manger. When they had seen him, they spread the word concerning what had been told them about this child, and all who heard it were amazed at what the shepherds said to them. But Mary treasured up all these things and pondered them in her heart. The shepherds returned, glorifying and praising God for all the things they had heard and seen, which were just as they had been told.”
As Jake read you found yourself becoming more and more tired, his deep voice was perfect for reading out loud. You could see how he was a good Youth Minister, able to advise his students but also able to speak so smoothly. 
Before you knew it the passage was done, and Jake was packing his bible up. He looked over at your tired features, and as if he could read your mind, asked, “Do you want to watch a movie?”
“That sounds great,” you said, getting up from the table and making your way into the living room. You don’t remember what movie Jake picked, because once you had snuggled up to him under the sherpa blanket you had laying on the couch, your eyes closed and you slept through the whole thing. 
61 notes · View notes
immunetoneurotoxin · 3 months
Note
Just wanna drip by and say Incendiary has made itself a permanent resident in my brain.
Your writing is absolutely amazing, every scene got me gripping my seat in excitement. Seeing someone write a Pyro-focused long fic, let alone texas toast is so so so rare, I think I've only read 3 (including incendiary) that I've liked so far.
I love this little fire guy with all my heart, and I absolutely adore how you didn't make him too much like a child like how many mischaracterize him. There's the childlike wonder in him but he is capable when push comes to shove and I like that a lot! Every single characterizations in this fic is wonderful, I would love to give Engie a little kiss on his bald head.. he's so adorable.
I'm probably rambling but I just love this fic so much. I'm dealing with semester's midterms, stressed as all hell and this fic has been keeping me going. I practically cheered when I saw chapter 10 update in my inbox lmao. I would love to maybe make some fanart when I have the time, should I just tag you on this site?
Thank you so much for writing Incendiary dude, no kidding when I say it changed my life. I can't wait for the story to unfold! Please take care of yourself and rest well. Good luck on the job hunting as well!!
Omg stranger whoever you are, I just about teared up seeing this in my Inbox -
This is the most grandest, heartfelt comment I think I've ever received in my entire writing career and my heart is GUSHING rn!!!! I was literally out running errands when I saw this and I couldn't stop thinking about it -
When I joined the TF2 fandom in like... oh god, 2014 I think, I was really shocked to see throughout the years that there weren't many Pyro-centered stories out there, which blew my mind. Like how could there not be a deluge of fanfic for Pyro, who is this extremely mysterious, multi-faceted character with so much room for interpretation?! When I first watched Meet the Pyro, I KNEW I had to write a novel about Pyro. Who they are, where they came from, and what happened to them before the events of the gravel war. Massively inspired, of course. But still nonetheless, an origin story that could very well be canon if squinted at, hehe.
This rings true for texas toast content, too!! There isn't a whole lot of it out there and it makes me so sad - I love their dynamic so much! When Incendiary is finished, I do plan on writing some more texas toast oneshots on my AO3 to fill that void. <3 One of the plans is to write a short story about their relationship during the gravel wars as well, that takes place after the events of Incendiary. (plus, Incendiary has only just started to crack the surface tension of the slow burn, and it's only a matter of 1-2 chapters away from when the texas toast really starts showing through so there is that to look forward too as well. (。˃ ᵕ ˂ ))
also I literally hollered when I read your comment about Pyro's characterization in this story especially, because THAT is THE ONE THING I have been working so incredibly hard towards holy shit - when I tell you the amount of stories I've read that writes them off as this danger-child that needs supervision - which don't get me wrong is not an entirely bad thing!! they do have this massive childlike side to them, but there is also so much more to them than how the fandom perceives them, not taking into much consideration how they typically canonically act in the comics/in-game, and taking into LARGE consideration Meet the Pyro. I was reeling when I realized that a lot of people seemed to completely forget about that interview. I could go on a whole rant about this sdfghjkl but yes, Pyro is definitely more than capable when push comes to shove! they are in a war, after all ;)
and engineer, oh man. I love that soft Texan so much. :') I could talk your ear off about him too!
man I am definitely rambling now, but I literally cannot even express how genuinely happy I am receiving this message, it means the actual world to me. and FANART?!?! oh my god YES - you can definitely tag me here if you do make fanart for Incendiary!! I would be BEYOND honored omg
Thank you so so much for brightening my entire year with this feedback literally - I'm so honored to have you here as a reader and a fan. <3 And I'm sending you all of the luck with your midterms!! You've got this!!
4 notes · View notes
fungidog · 1 year
Text
Your Girlfriend DM'ed You!
Tumblr media
Crushing
➽──────────────❥
Exusiai hums a little song that you’re all too familiar with, Speed of Light has been played on loop for a few weeks now, and she doesn’t seem to get tired of it yet. As she fixes your apron behind your back, you feel a light tuck of your apron’s ends turning the loose ends into a bow, “And now that that’s done, let’s get into making the apple pie!”, exclaims Exusiai, tying the loose ends into a quick bow together. She looks at you from head to toe, now you look like a real baker with that fuzzy moth apron.
Squinting her eyes as she looks at the feelers of the apron poking out, whoa, it totally looks like it just got made for you! Today you look especially pretty to the Sankta.
“Ouuwa!! I’m so excited to bake an apple pie with you!” exclaims the read-head as she gathers the utensils you’re going to need, while you pre-heat the oven and review the recipe again. “The best kind of pie is the one that comes from the heart.” 
You simply shake your head, she has been asking you many times to bake together since she first heard that it’s in your skillset, and while she’s at it she could rope an apple pie out of you.
“Did you wash your hands yet?” You put your hands into yours, “See, there’s still dirt under your nails. I don’t want to have to wash them for you, Exu.” you gently scold her. “Eh? Eh- Sure, sure, I’m on my way!!”
You could’ve sworn there was a red tint over her pale ears, you keep it in mind for later when you’re both done with baking, just to have a little tease. General Dating ➽──────────────❥
Your little angel loves the coffee you make for her in the morning, that’s what love smells like! While you prepare a coffee for the two of you, she’s going to fetch some easy-to-toast waffles, grabbing the chocolate sauce along with her, and if you don’t like that, she won’t mind making your fried eggs and simple toast!
She doesn’t understand the appeal of writing, and neither does she have a lot of focus to read through it, overall she prefers you talk or ramble about your ideas for the future chapters you might want to write. During writer blocks, she’s your number one station to binge-watch anime to no end! It’s kind of funny to hear how you particularly enjoy the women-loving women trope, because, well she loves you and you love her! Slice of life is very much enjoyable when she can complain about their stupid decision-making, she’s not a quiet watcher but shuts up and listens in the important moments.  “What- THEY DID WHAT?” she would ask you, begging for you to keep talking about your interest, especially interested to hear you talk about fantasy. Love Language ➽──────────────❥
Exusiai would be a good fit for physical love, literally, she fits very easily into your arms and you’d have to knock her out first to get her out of your arm's reach. She finds it super easy to come to you and ask you loudly for affection, she can do PDA very well too! She still gets easily flustered when you should take the initiative first and reach for her hand. Whenever Exusiai is taking the intuitive first, she’s much less flustered around you, and she’s a bit fond of making bold moves on you. When you should decide to gift her, she’ll make sure to show it to Texas every day to remind her that she’s a taken woman and if it’s a little trinket, she’ll try to keep it close to her, even in battle. Her own gifts for you fall rather odd out, it isn’t exactly her strong suit but mostly she tries to give you hand-made pastries with you. I think her love language yearns for spending time with you. When she loves someone, it’s very hard to separate her from said person. If she can afford it, she likes to take you out on a cheap but fun date.  Helper ➽──────────────❥
Exusiai doesn’t struggle to initiate a conversation first and carry it, she does enjoy listening to your ramblings about your interest but if you’re not keen on talking, she’ll just go on about her day, talking about her friends and treating you to a poki. She knows she can rely on you, and talk about her hardships that she had to face, and she’d just be glad to talk about it. Exusiai probably would not be a great help with your memory, but she’ll say it’s okay because she forgot as well!
➽──────────────❥ Other Matches: Waai Fu, Asbestos, and especially Vulcan. (I am sure she would love to hear you talk about Weapons.)
22 notes · View notes
typingatlightspeed · 10 months
Text
@dizzyahellfire replied: I just want you to know I'm a huge fan of your work on MI on AO3. I'm the same person with a similar name. I'm interested in seeing engineer with Pyro outside of MI. Be it flirting, petting, or just being adorable in general. I'm a a sucker for Texas toast.
TF2 Fanfic - Thunder
When an oncoming storm makes it too dark to work or craft, Engineer takes Pyro out to see the untamed beauty of nature firsthand. Some fluff! I hope you like it, Dizzy! I went with the adorable in general option, lol. Inspired by a bigass storm that rolled in right as I sat down at my laptop to start drumming up ideas. It was so dark in the apartment, and it got the ball rolling. :D
---------
"Holy shit it's so dark," Pyro mused, looking up from the clay figures he'd been making upon realizing he'd been squinting in progressively lower and lower light. A glance at the clock on the wall shocked him. "It's only one-thirty!"
Engineer chuckled at that and cast a look out the window, where the gathering clouds had long since blotted out the sun, shades of charcoal grey covering the sky as far as he could see. The wind had begun picking up, sweeping across the desert and kicking up dust clouds from the dry, cracked earth. Those wouldn't last long, he thought, as the sky seemed fairly pregnant with rain, fit to burst. "Storm's rollin' in, looks like. Good thing, too. We need this rain."
"We always need rain," Pyro replied, sitting up and giggling a bit at the other man's middle-aged commentary. "We live in a desert, silly. Well. Work in one."
"We live here too, just not full time," Engineer offered with a noncommittal shrug. He tapped his pencil's eraser on the drafting table at which he sat, and reached up to turn on the lamp that was clamped to one side. A heavy growl of thunder rumbled in the middle distance, and he tried to remember when the last time he'd done preventative maintenance on the emergency generator was.
"It's home to me. 'Cause you're here." Pyro pressed his gloved hands flat to the floor and pushed his backside up into the air as he unfolded his legs to stand, then straightened up. He stretched backward, arching his back, working the stiffness out of his lower back. He'd been hunched over that clay for longer than he'd thought. "You think the power's gonna hold?"
"Just what I was wonderin', Darlin." Engineer tapped his pencil a few more times before setting it down. He wasn't getting any more drafting done for a while, it seemed. "Maybe I should go head out to the generator shed 'n' double-check 'er 'fore this rain hits." As if to spite him, the moment he'd finished his sentence, Engineer's plan was quickly dashed as the storm broke and the clouds let loose their payload, a deluge of heavy rain pouring down on the desert below. The sound on the old, metal roof of the BLU base was a cacophony, nearly drowning out the rapidly approaching thunder, which grew louder with each consecutive boom. "Welp, nevermind that, I s'pose."
Pyro giggled at that, trundling over to wrap his arms around Engineer's shoulders. "Absolutely. You're staying right here." He tugged his mask up and pressed a kiss to the his temple. "With me."
"Well shoot, I can think of nicer things to do in a thunderstorm than just sit around the workshop. Come on, Darlin'." Hopping off of his stool, Engineer took Pyro by the hand and led him down the hall, out to the side door of the base, to a concrete porch which sat under a cement overhang, shielding them from the downpour. He took a seat against the exterior wall and motioned for Pyro to sit beside him, which the firebug gladly obliged.
The smell of petrichor hung heavily in the air, a metallic scent that almost had a flavour to it. The brutal heat of the desert was drowned in cool humidity, the rain falling in such heavy, fat drops that they pooled and flooded out every flat surface, the soil too dry, too unaccustomed to the concept of moisture to even think to try and absorb it. The sky was so dark it looked like twilight outside, and the rumble of thunder grew louder still. Pyro pulled his mask all of the way off and took a deep breath, relishing the breeze on his face.
"When I was a boy, whenever there was a thunder storm, me and my granddaddy would sit on the porch and watch the storm roll in," Engineer mused, wrapping his arm around Pyro. "See the lightnin' leap from cloud to cloud, hear the thunder growlin' like a bear in the distance. Then when it got real close, it'd crack so loud, you could feel it in your chest like a punch to the sternum."
The thunder's rumbling turned into roars, and both men could tell the worst of it was approaching. Occasional gusts brought rain to spatter them, but they stayed mostly dry in their little alcove.
Pyro leaned into Engineer, smiling wide. "You never told me that."
"I'm tellin' you now," Engineer replied softly, gently, reaching to scratch at the nape of Pyro's neck.
"Yeah, but you don't talk much about your childhood."
"Weren't a whole lot of it that was good. When you're born with a legacy weighin' you down, there ain't much time for makin' happy memories 'n' gettin' all wistful."
"But your granddaddy made time to watch the storms with you."
Engineer pointed to the sky, lightning beginning to shock between clouds, short purple streaks flashing amid the grey. Pyro giggled excitedly to see it. "That he did. Said he used to watch storms with his mama when he was a boy. On top of that, he wanted to make sure I understood that no matter how much we tame nature, it's still wild 'n' beautiful 'n' more powerful'n we can comprehend. Put the awe of it into me."
"Sort of like fire, that way." Pyro tilted up to press a kiss to Engineer's jaw, lips on stubble.
"I s'pose so." Engineer smiled.
An easy silence fell between them, the patter of the rain and grumbling of thunder soothing both men as they relaxed on the porch, arms around one another. Pyro pressed himself against the shorter man's side so hard he might as well meld into him, half-laying on him, and Engineer couldn't think of anywhere else he'd rather be.
When lightning streaked out of the sky to strike the ground a ways off, both men let out a quiet, "ooh," at the sight. They broke into grins at their mutual reaction, only to be cowed a bit when the thunder crashed a moment later. They returned to placidly watching the storm, another bolt of lightning in the distance gaining another soft sound of appreciation from Engineer.
Pyro began to shake with gentle laughter.
"What's got you gigglin'?"
"You."
"Me? What for?"
"Mr. Practical Problems over here. Sure, okay."
Engineer lifted an eyebrow, a bit confused by the sudden almost-insult. "And what d'you mean by that?"
"When that guy interviewed you, you said you weren't the guy to answer questions like, 'what is beauty?' And yet here you are, taking me by the hand and leading me out here to bask in the raw power of nature, holding each other in awe of it. Told me a story about one of the rare nice things about your childhood. But you can't answer, 'what is beauty?' Yeah, sure, maybe not with words," Pyro explained, waving the arm not currently squeezing his lover close to him as he spoke, gesticulating vaguely. He looked to Engineer, smiling up at him in a way that made the other man's heart melt. "Instead, you just show me."
"Aw, shoot." Engineer hugged Pyro close, dipping down to kiss him. Their soft, giddy laughter puffed between them even as their lips parted and tongues began to tangle. Until a particularly close bolt of lightning and near-immediate peal of thunder startled them out of it.
Pyro looked to the now-burning post of the perimeter fence that had been struck and back to Engineer. "Should we...?"
"Yeah, we should probably git inside, that's too close even for me."
5 notes · View notes
perrys-place · 2 years
Text
i was a coward for tagging “texas toast” and “charles calvin x ellie rose” as “if you squint”
No, not anymore
FULL ON PERHEPIAL VISION ON MY EMBARRASING SHIPS. GAZE UPON IT WITH ALL YOUR LENSES
0 notes
throwdownyourhat · 3 years
Photo
Tumblr media
Pard’ners in arms.
94 notes · View notes
hankwritten · 3 years
Text
There’s Never Any Punch at These Things
Day 5 of the valentine’s day event, Texas Toast
The gym was horrid in the way only high schoolers with a limited budget could make it. And in that sense, Dell also found it a little beautiful, as the kid in charge of balloons and the kid in charge of streamers clearly hadn’t agreed on what a “color palette” was, leaving him in a sea of mint green and sunset orange madness as he leaned against the bleachers. The song playing over the PA was chosen indiscriminately from the Top 40 of that summer, and therefore had inevitably landed on a low-energy country song that no one in their right mind would try to dance to. Unfortunately, Dell’s classmates were not in their right mind. Many dozens of couples shook along half-heartedly in the middle of the ocean of round lunch tables, trying to grind each other in the most neutered display of teenage horniness Dell had ever seen.
“Hey,” Mick said, wandering up and handing Dell a red solo cup. “You’ll probably need this to get through the night.”
“You smuggle this in?” Dell asked as he took it.
“Nah. Tavish spiked the punch.”
“Oh thank god.” Dell took a gulp.
“Where’s your date?”
Dell jerked his head over to the blackjack table. The Valentine’s Dance committee had decided they wanted to be “different” this year, which was only unique from every other class deciding they wanted to be “different” in the dumb as dirt way they went about it. So for Dell’s junior year, he now bore witness to a miniature casino, if casinos were designed by Charles Entertainment Cheese.
The one person who did not regard the horrid excuse for a dance with even the remotest dash of irony was Py, who now sat in the dealer’s position at one of the tables, completely serious as they dealt out the first round. Somehow, they had also acquired one of those green plastic visors that poker players sometimes wore, now perched upside-down in their mess of hair.
“Aren’t only the teachers supposed to be dealing?” Mick asked. He squinted. “And…are those guys playing for jellybeans?”
“Yeah,” Dell said. “Something about gambling with pennies being a slippery slope. Unfortunately for them, soon as candy comes into the picture, they’re the prime for one serious card shark.”
As he said it, one of the teachers walked up and began to give Py an earful. Dell could get Py’s half of the conversation as they signed something distressed to her, but it did them no good, and they were unseated from their throne as the other kids at the table looked on in mild boredom. However, Dell did watch as they discreetly grabbed a bag of jellybeans under the table and sprint off before the teacher could notice. He grinned.
“Good haul?” he asked at Py trotted up, partially out of breath.
They held up a bag triumphantly in reply. Noticing Mick, they waved. <Hey! Having a good time?>
Mick looked to the children’s birthday entertainment, then to the football player trying to breakdance in the middle hardwood floor as everyone got out of his way. He shrugged. “Could be worse.”
The sarcasm was lost on Py. They slid up to Dell, discreetly signing, <want to get out of here?>
“Can’t think of anything I want to do more,” he said. He drained the last of his punch and said to Mick, “see y’all later.”
“Have fun ya loons.”
Dell barely got to say more as Py dragged him from the gym, overly warm, sweat smells replaced by the cool stillness of the hall. They still had on their visor, which didn’t exactly go well with the powder blue dress they’d worn for the evening, soft and poofy as it was. Nor did it match Dell’s light blue suit, which Py had also picked out so that no matter where they went tonight no one would doubt they were together (if the matching corsages didn’t give it away first).
Dell found himself being pulled to a stairwell he had never noticed before and—even though he was sure the school didn’t have a basement—going down them.
“What is this place?” he asked as what was clearly the bottom of a massive, gold spaceship came into view. Behind it was a collection of swords hanging from the wall, and piles upon piles of old army helmets.
<The theater department dumps their props down here every season,> Py explained in the half-light. <Technically no one’s supposed to go down here, but that means we won’t be interrupted.>
Dell tried to smile as they batted their eyes, but the suggestive nature of the comment was dampened by the giant, pumpkin-headed mannequin looming behind them.
The prop junkyard only grew darker the further in they pressed and, (not that Dell would admit it), creepier. He was able to see Py moving their shoulders a bit, but that was all.
“If you’re signing something darling, I can’t tell.”
There was an exasperated mumble. Py’s lighter flicked on, and Dell nearly jumped out of his skin as a bust of Hippocrates loomed out of the darkness, mere inches from his face. Py didn’t even notice as they were too busy shuffling in their handbag for a pack of smokes.
“Hey Py, maybe we shouldn’t be- mrph!” His protest was cut off as a cigarette was shoved haphazardly into his mouth. Then, much more careful with the flame than with the cigarette itself, they cupped him gently with one hand and guided his head toward the lighter.
The tip burned. As Dell took the first drag, he did feel a little bit calmer, the taste soothing as he watched Py light their own. The two of them sat in silence, watching the smoke pour up into the elevated ceiling, thinking about their classmates still partying above them.
Py ripped open their bag of jellybeans. <Fire and candy. What could be better?>
“Booze?” Dell mused.
Py made a face and stuck their tongue out.
The two of them passed sweets and swapped stories, Py pulling the cig out of Dell’s lips whenever they wanted to kiss him, mouth just as sugary as the candy itself. Kissing turned to giggling, giggling turned to getting handsy, handsy turned to pinning Dell to the wall as Py attacked his mouth with their own. After a few minutes they grabbed him under the thighs, lifting him entirely, and Dell inhaled smoke as he was reminded just how strong Py was.
It was hot. Damn hot. Holy hell and back hot as Dell could taste a bit of strawberry flavor stuck in the back of Py’s teeth, running his tongue over theirs. It might have been perfect…
If at that moment he realized he really didn’t want to lose his virginity while in full view of Hippocrates’s disembodied head.
He girt his teeth. “Hey Py, do you think we could maybe-” Then, he got the distinct feeling he was being watched by more than just a styrofoam statue. “Did you hear that?”
Py made a vague noise, and continued giving him a hickey.
“I’m serious, I think I heard-”
This time, there was no mistaking it. Py lifted their head, looking around as the sound of movement in the indistinct clutter, shapes of scenery and props turned abstract by their own silhouettes. They let Dell slide to the ground, whipping their head in terror, trying to parse where the noise was coming from as the cavernous space turned the whole room to echoes. As he got his bearings, he felt Py hide behind him, arms wrapping around his waist.
It could be anywhere, anything. Dell’s heart began to race as every shape suddenly looked like a looming serial killer, Py’s lighter their only hope for any light, reducing the two of them to a huddle in its small pool of yellow. The noise came again- to the left? No, the right?
It was growing closer, now very definitely footsteps as it approached the two cowering teens-
A hand reached out. There was a click.
It took less than a second for each successive row of fluorescent lights to flick on, revealing a very irate Principal standing next to a light switch just outside the lighter’s range. Arms folded and eyes narrowed, she gazed down at the students in front of her.
“Might I inform you,” she offered in a clipped tone, “that the festivities are going on upstairs.”
“We uh…” Dell offered. “Got lost? Ma’am.”
Py quickly tucked their arms behind their back, looking at the ground as they kicked it. It was damn convincing. Dell knew he would never get away with that; he’d just have to hope that that Py could be cute enough for both of them.
The Principal looked to the discarded cigarette butts fading on the ground and raised an eyebrow.
Dell coughed. “Those were. Here before us?”
“You continue to disappoint me Mr. Conagher. I think you have both lost your extracurricular privileges for the night,” the Principal sniffed. “Please follow me to my office.”
The two teens let out sighs of disappointment, Py’s shoulders visibly sagging. Still, there was no way out of this one, and Dell followed the Principal’s sharp purple suit through the field of imitations, only stopping when he realized Py had briefly darted back.
When he looked over his shoulder, they held up the bag of jellybeans. <Well, we’re going to need something to make detention bearable.>
Dell grinned, and held out his hand for them to take.
19 notes · View notes
tf2-hellhole · 4 years
Text
Summer Morning (Engie X Reader Short Fic)
I haven’t written a full creative writing story in like four years so feel free to critique! 
This story is not NSFW but there is a sexual reference and nonsexual nudity
1,251 Words
     It was the warm light hitting your face and filtering through your eyelids that gently pulled you from your deep sleep. It blinded you when you opened your eyes, making you squint uncomfortably and scowl until you rolled over to hide your face from its brutal attack.
    You blinked a few times to regain your sight and sat up to look around. The bedroom was still pretty dark, the only light coming from through the blinds on the window to create bars of bright yellow across the bed that were distorted by the messy sheets. You looked down at the floor and saw the clothes that had been messily tossed onto the floor, and smiled softly.          
    You then turned to look down at your husband. He was laying on his belly and hugged the pillow that supported his head. His face, which was half buried in his pillow, almost seemed to have a faint expression of content; A tiny smile seemed to play on his lips. His broad back rose and fell slightly with each long breath, and he snored softly. His wedding ring glimmered on his finger.
    How can he stay asleep with the sun on his face like that?
    After a while of laying there in silence, you slowly got up. Even though you were exhausted, there was no point in lying around. You climbed out of bed at a painfully slow speed, trying your best not to wake your partner. The quick disappearance of his snores let you know you had failed.
    You turned to look at him as you reached down to grab your underwear, hoping he would fall back asleep. Luckily, after a few moments of silence, his snores continued. You grinned and slipped your undergarments and some pajamas on.
    After washing your face, brushing your teeth, and pulling your hair back, you stepped into the kitchen to make breakfast. The room was dark, until you opened the blinds. The light spilled across the room and illuminated every surface. You opened a window to let a cool breeze go through the room.
    The hairs on your arm stood up as the cold air of the refrigerator hit your skin. You lazily grabbed the milk and eggs and slowly closed the door. Practically every cabinet was opened as you searched for the rest of the ingredients; You were too tired to remember where they were. But after a few minutes of searching, you had everything you needed for french toast.
    It was when the toast had already been soaked and had been placed on the pan when you heard the sounds of feet sleepily shuffling in from the hallway. “Good morning, Dell,” you called, turning your head to see him enter.
    “Mornin’, honeybee,” he responded. You couldn’t help but smile and shake your head when he came into view; He was only in his boxers, but he was lazily pulling his “Bee Cave IC Tech” t-shirt over his head. Once he had adjusted his shirt, he looked up and blinked in an attempt to focus his eyes. You always loved the way his baby-blue eyes would catch the light; They almost seemed to glow sometimes. He stumbled over and wrapped his arms around your waist from behind, and put his chin on your shoulder to look at the food you were making. “Smells good. Need a hand?”
    “All I really have left is to cut up some fruit, but I’m not giving you a knife when you look like you can barely see.”
    “You sure?”
    “Yes.”
    For a short while, you two stood together, just enjoying each other’s company and listening to the faint sizzle of the bread in the pan. But this ended when Dell pressed a kiss to your neck and asked, “You had fun last night?”
    You giggled softly. “Of course. Last night was amazing.” Now it was his turn to chuckle softly.
    “We did it Texas Style.” he purred jokingly in your ear, making you snort and push him off playfully.
    “Alright, this looks done.” You changed the subject, but you couldn’t hide your amusement as you spoke. “Go grab a plate and a fork, you can start eating while I cut up the fruit.”
    “Alrighty then.” He took his food and sat at the table while you grabbed a knife. He was delighted by the flavor and texture of the food; it was perfect. “Ya done it again, (Y/N). Jesus, this is good.” he mumbled.
    “Thank you!” you answered happily, sitting down with your own plate of food and the fruit in small bowls. You both ate in a comfortable silence, and Dell offered to take your plate once you were both done. You closed your eyes when he went back into the kitchen; You still felt exhausted. But you forced yourself to open them again when he came back.
    You raised your eyebrows when he turned the corner; He had a big grin on his face that only meant he had some mischief planned. “Dell, what are you- DELL!” you cried in surprise as he leaned down and picked you up out of your chair.
    “I’m tired! We’re goin’ back to bed!” he exclaimed over your snickers as he carried you down the hall.
    “Dell, I have laundry to start, and-” you were cut off when he gently tossed you onto the bed and crawled on top of you. He flopped down on top of you, your face squished into his shoulder.
    You tried to coldly push him off, but you couldn’t stop yourself from giggling into his skin. After a few seconds, he rolled off and pulled you into his chest. You scooted in under his arm and lifted your head to press a kiss to his jaw.
    “I love yah, darlin’, more than anything in the world.” he muttered, smiling softly.
    “Dell, is there something wrong?” you asked. What he said was so out of the blue, and his quiet tone was worrying.
    The smile quickly left his face. “I just… lately I’ve been thinkin’ about what it must be like for yah here. I’m always gone for so long for work…”
    You thought back on all the times he would leave for work and would have to be gone for weeks, even months. He always called to ask how you were doing, but it wasn’t the same as having him here.
    “I feel bad. I want yah to know I love yah, and I promise it won’t be this way forever. Someday, I’m gonna come home and stay home. I wanna be here with yah. I wanna take yah to all the places you love, and I wanna make meals with yah, and I wanna sit on the porch and play guitar for yah.” You felt his hand ball into fists against your back. “I love the work I do and I still wanna work and invent, but working feels so lonely without you there. I miss when I worked from home, before I got into mercenary work. But because of the contract, I can’t just quit.”
    You lifted your arm to hug him tightly. “I know, I know. But Dell, someday, this is all gonna be over. Someday, you’ll get to come home for good. I don’t know when but we have to hold out until then. I promise I’ll always be here.”
    There was a moment of silence before Dell responded, “Thank ya, (Y/N). Thank ya for stickin’ around for me. I love ya, so much.”
85 notes · View notes
sabraeal · 4 years
Text
In Plain Sight, Chapter 4
Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3
Written for @k-itsmaywriting​‘s birthday! I hope that, despite how weird the world is right now, you have an amazing day!
Shirayuki understands how this is supposed to work. She’s seem movies after all-- Witness, of course; Sister Act 1 & 2, if only because Opa thought Whoopie Goldberg was a national treasure and Oma thought she was too young to be watching Ghost; and Our Lips Are Sealed about eight times on video cassette, since she’s old enough (and Opa resisted DVD long enough) have both VCRs and wholesome Olsen twins content as a part of her childhood.
(Her favorite formative twins were Annie and Hallie from The Parent Trap; they were red-headed, just like her, and one of them had a British accent. She’d been devastated to find out that not only were both of them American, but they were also only one girl. She’d watched Double Trouble to console herself)
In any case, she knows how this goes, at least narratively. She lays down in this amazingly comfortable bed, stares up at the ceiling in a tense yet melancholy fashion for hours, and dreams in plot-relevant flashbacks. Extra points if they reference the crime she witnessed.
The problem is: she didn’t. She’s just the unfortunate collateral to her father’s personal redemption. All the life ruining without ever being part of the A plot.
There’s an upside though: the second she hits that firm cloud of a mattress, she’s out like a light.
Absolutely nothing wakes her, but Shirayuki jolts into consciousness anyway, as unpleasant as any false start. She expects to be confused; she’s not a graceful riser to begin with, and every morning in temporary housing, she’d bounce off three walls at minimum trying to find a bathroom that didn’t exist.
(Well, the bathroom did exist, it just didn’t exist where it should, which was down the hall to the right, and was compounded by the door being in exactly the wrong place too.)
Instead, she knows exactly where she is. Knowledge which is quickly followed by the low-key, seething resentment for the man who put her here.
She groans, lifting her head from the pillow. It’s fine. She’s fine. It’s just--
7:00, her alarm clock says. Tuesday, her brain provides after a long moment.
She should be getting up, habit told her. Getting her morning fix of avocado toast and orange juice with Paul Newman’s face stamped on it.
There’s worse ways to start your day than having a fine pair of eyes smiling at you, Oma would say.
What can I say? Opa’d grumble back, flipping through the paper. It’s impossible to compete with Butch Cassidy.
Her fingers curl into the sheets. There’d be none of that today. Agent Jiang-- Obi’s assistant had gotten her Simply Orange instead. A small mercy. It’s hard enough to be someone else when there’s still so much her clinging to the edges.
It’s tempting to linger in bed; she’s always been a morning person, up with the birds, but maybe Claire isn’t. Maybe Claire likes to stay up late and sleep in, sleeping past the three alarms she sets for herself. Maybe she likes to have waffles for breakfast, straight from a box, and drinks pomegranate juice. Maybe she doesn’t bike into the lab at eight because--
She groans. Because Claire doesn’t have a job. A thing that will have to change soon, since Claire has to pay for this house.
There’s a great deal of compromise that happens between bedside and bathroom; habit insists she needs to be fully dressed, ready to greet the day, but everything else--
Well, she’s not going anywhere is she? There’s no reason she couldn’t wallow in her pj’s all day
Standards, habit insists. But those belonged to Shirayuki, not Claire. Claire has no job, no friends, and nothing to do on a Tuesday morning besides--
Oh no, the recycling.
The bin is nearly two-thirds her height, but with only one day under her belt, it’s already overflowing. Good thing she’d looked at that brochure when it slipped out from between the takeout menus.
She shrugs her hoodie a little tighter, pulling it down over her leggings-- habit and hedonism settled on exercise wear as a happy medium-- and grips the handle, tugging it out the opening garage door, right into the fresh Texas morning--
And promptly throws her hoodie back into the garage. She might need that with the downright frosty temperature the house is set to, but oh, she was not going to cover her skin out here any more than necessary. Even now, she’s starting to sweat in impossible places beneath her leggings.
Hooking her palm back around the handle, she tugs the bin down the drive. Her gaze fixes to the pavement-- the last thing she needs is to trip right over herself on her own driveway taking out the trash-- and she doesn’t look up until she hits the sidewalk. It’s a struggle to get it to sit right-- these are proper curbs, white poured cement with squared edges meant to puncture cheeky tires; one of the wheels catches in a gap and refuses to budge until she hip checks it out onto the next slab.
She’s damp at this point, skin dewing with giant drops of sweat she’s tempted to shake off like a dog, but--
But Martha Kino has an arm slung along their fence, holding a tall glass of iced tea that makes her mouth water just to look at.
“Oh, um, good morning!” she calls out with a weak wave. “I didn’t, um, see you there.”
It’s only when Martha slides her gaze to her that she realizes her neighbor hadn’t been looking at her at all. Her mouth curves into a knowing smile at the sight of her. “Good morning, honey. You here for the show?”
Shirayuki blinks. “The show?”
“Mm-hm.” Martha takes a long drag from her straw, ice clinking against the glass. “Here it comes now.”
Shirayuki tracks her line of sight right across the cul-de-sac, squinting at half acre of immaculately trimmed, completely invasive Bermuda grass. Their front garden is well-kept, as well; thickly mulched with giant hibiscus blooming blood red against pristine stone facade.
Oh, and there’s a man as well. That’s probably what Mrs Kino is looking at.
He’s tall. No, tall is an understatement; he’s a giant, six foot four at least with shoulders to match. He’s trimmed with the same military precision as his lawn, clean shaven with an undercut that could scratch glass. Heavy brows draw sharply over his nose, forehead rumpling as he tears a box right down the fold--
Ah, well, all right. It’s not doing much of anything for her, but the Vitruvian man’s more ideal cousin ripping up boxes definitely counts as a show. Halfway through, he grabs the hem of his shirt, mopping his brow, and ah, hm, he could definitely have made money as an anatomical model. His rectus abdominis are, ah...very defined.
“Is he--” Shirayuki searches for the words-- “from around here?”
“Oh, him?” Martha’s gaze doesn’t stray for a second, not even as she sips at her tea. “That’s Scott. Aspen’s husband. They just moved in a few weeks ago.”
Shirayuki glances around the neighborhood. Seems like more than a few of her neighbors hope they’ll never leave either.
“Quite the pair, those two,” Martha hums. “She’ll be at the luncheon. I know you two will just get on like houses.”
More like houses on fire if she mentions she’s seen her husband’s floor show. “Oh, right. The um, luncheon.”
Mrs Kino grins as Scott hops back inside, out of this heat, just like she’s dying to do. “By the way, he mows the lawn on Sunday, just before lunch.”
“Oh, um, great.” She’ll be sure to miss it. “Can’t wait.”
It’s too early to bake cookies.
There’s not a baked good on earth that tastes as good two days later as it does fresh out of the oven; Shirayuki knows that down to her toes and bones, but still--
Stress baking. It’s a thing. And she doesn’t have to make anything right now. She could get all the ingredients together, just to make sure she has them. And then...just not do anything.
She can. Definitely. Absolutely. She’s Claire now. Claire probably doesn’t even like chocolate chip cookies.
Oh gosh, who is she kidding? Only monsters don’t like chocolate chip cookies. What next, Claire doesn’t like brownies? Apple pie? Snickerdoodles?
It’s a slippery slope, not liking things. Best to just keep it simple and eat everything, that’s what Opa always said at the church potluck.
The morsels and brown sugar already sit out on the counter when her phone lets out a piercing ting. She’s half tempted to ignore it; she’s having a contentious battle with the ten pounds of King Arthur flour that’s tucked away in her cabinet-- what was she thinking?-- and she refuses to show any fear in the face of baking supplies but--
Ting. No one knows her number. Well, no one except the government.She settles back on her heels with a sneeze. The government probably doesn’t take kindly to being left on read.
Her hands clap against her thighs, flour misting into the air as she leaves two partial prints right over the helical print. She frowns, plucking at the fabric, nose wrinkling as more powder burst into the air. Ting.
“I’m coming,” she mutters, stumbling over to the island. “I’m coming.”
Sugar Daddy i got just what u need pumpkin check ur email
The corners of her mouth dig furrows into her cheeks as she clicks on the notification. It’s the only message in her inbox, aside from the ubiquitous Welcome to Gmail spam and a few coupons for Banana Republic and a couple of other retailers. They’d taught her about this at orientation; they couldn’t do much about an empty inbox, but everyone had at least a few mailing lists they’d either forgotten to opt out of or regularly used.
Still...what about her said Banana Republic? She glances down at her spandex-clad legs. If they were going to go for a too-expensive clothing line, they could have at least sprung for Lululemon.
Ah, but that wasn’t the point. Marshal Jiang-- Obi hadn’t texted all...that...to show off some spam. Sitting at the very top of her inbox is a Cornell email address-- Cornell-- with an attachment.
Dear Claire, the message reads, We’re so sorry to see you go, but I’m glad we’re able to keep in touch. Of course we kept the copy of your old CV. Good luck to you in all your endeavors.
It’s signed by some professor; not high profile enough for her to have heard of, but she doesn’t doubt that he’s real, someone a curious party could look up on Cornell’s directory. Well, at least for the next six months.
The Columbia alumna inside her writhes in agony. Cornell. She doubts it’s a coincidence.
Me Aren’t you supposed to be taking care of me?
Not that she’s very, um, up on the specifics of such a relationship, but she’d been under the impression that sugar...children?...were supposed to be fully reliant on their sugar parent. Her mouth pulls thin. Already she’s thinking about this far more than she’d ever hope to.
Sugar Daddy a good daddy makes sure his baby can take care of herself ;)
This declaration is followed by a stream of emojis, ending with an eggplant and a peach, and she just-- doesn’t need to know. She wipes away the sweat that beads at her hairline-- from embarrassment, of course-- and downloads the attachment.
Me I’ll take a look. Thank you.
She sets the phone back on the island, face down, and glares. He can’t possibly be like this to everyone. People would complain. They wouldn’t just let him insinuate that he-- that they--
Ting.
Sugar Daddy good girl
All right. Maybe they would.
Shirayuki doesn't get homesick.
She’d been the first brownie to leap out of her car at summer camp; Opa barely had time to lurch into park before she was traipsing across the field, backpack slung over her shoulder and duffel bag dragging on the grass. Freshman year, she moved into the dorm by herself, pressing kisses to wrinkled cheeks as she lugged her suitcases onto the train; she’d almost forgotten to wave from the window.
But as soon as she lays down in bed, the lights snuffed out and the world still, it hits her. Just a soft roll of her stomach at first, the barest itch on her skin, like wearing a wool sweater on a spring afternoon. It’s fine; too much to ignore but nothing that would keep her up too long.
It doesn’t stay that way.
Her stomach clenches, tears pricking at her eyes, and it’s everything she can do to just roll onto her side, letting the chills wrack through her body. She shivers so hard her teeth chatter, and this-- this isn’t the gentle ache of nostalgia her books prepared her for. This is an illness, plain and simple, like when she caught norovirus in eighth grade can could hardly do anything but lay on the bathroom floor and wait for the next wave to begin.
This isn’t her, she isn’t like this, she doesn’t get like this, but-- but--
Before she always knew her home was waiting for her; she could leave but Oma and Opa would always keep the front lamp on, waiting for weary travelers and last minute bookings.
It’s different now that there’s no home to come back to.
7:00, her alarm clock says. She watches it tick over, like she has for every hour before it.
She must have slept at some point; it’s impossible that she’s lain awake, staring at the clock for eight hours. But that doesn’t make her any less tired, and so when her alarm starts up, beeps cutting through the quiet white noise of the air conditioner, she reaches out and slaps it off.
Shirayuki may not sleep in, but Claire is certainly warming to the idea.
Her notebook sits open on the island; neat, looping script stretches across the page, straining the boundaries of the blue lines that contains it. She’d done her homework yesterday, combing through job sites to find the most likely candidates. There’s five on her list right now, ranked according to preference, and oh, is Shirayuki glad she had the gumption to do this before, because this morning she feels like roadkill being scraped off the blacktop.
Still, she worries at her lip as her laptop boots up, peering over her list. In the cold light of the morning, five seems too few, but...desperation hasn’t set in yet. She’s allowed to still have standards.
Wrapping her hands around her mug, she glances at the next page: another list. No, a set of instructions. Edit CV. Write cover letters.
Shirayuki groans. Even with the bullet points she left for herself, composing cover letters is a circle of hell all its own. With only three hours of solid sleep under her belt, it’s an insurmountable hurdle to getting hired.
“Right,” she murmurs, hooking an ankle around a stool and pulling it under her. “Editing it is.”
She clicks on the pdf Obi sent her, scrolling down and--
“Oh no.” She rears back from the screen, heart pounding. “No, no. There’s got to be a mistake...”
“Hey, baby,” Obi’s voice rumbles through her speaker. It’s thick and warm and would be utterly distracting if she were in any less of a crisis. “A little early for a b--?”
“What happened to my papers?”
“Uh.” All the suggestion in his tone evaporates. “What?”
“My papers.” Her hand grips the phone so tight it creaks. “They’re gone.”
His end goes silent. Silent enough to make that weird click, like the line’s cut out, and she pulls back to check--
“Someone stole your passport?” He laughs, incredulous. “Some sort of luck you have, Miss. Barely had it for a day and already you’ve gotten your identity stolen.”
She blinks into the barren air of her kitchen. “What?”
“You know,” he hums, too amused, “I picked out a cute house in the suburbs for safety, and here you are, getting robbed. Did you leave them in your car? Or did you just go out--”
“N-no!” She’s honestly half tempted to say what car, until she remembers the tasteful mid-sized SUV in the driveway, the one she’s still been calling the girlfriend car in her head, and realizes-- it’s hers. She’s the girlfriend.
Except she’s not. At all. Which is fine! She doesn’t even want that! If she’s still thinking about what his mouth feels like as he wraps them around his words, then--
She really can’t be thinking about this right now. “I mean my papers! I just looked at my CV and it’s a page!”
He hesitates, though not enough for the line to click again. “Isn’t that long enough?”
“CVs aren’t resumes,” she informs him patiently, pen twisting between her fingers. “They’re dick measuring contests--”
Her teeth snap around the words, but oh, it’s too late. They’re already out there in the aether, and he’s laughing.
“Now there’s something I didn’t think I’d hear out of you, Miss.” He doesn’t need to sound so pleased about it.
“It’s something my old PI used to say,” she mutters. Oh, Garak would be so proud of herself if she knew. “It’s not very polite, but she’s not, um, wrong.”
“I’m sorry the US government made you under endowed.” His words practically rattle as he says them. “It’s not the size that matters, Miss, but how you use it.”
“Obi,” she huffs. “All the work I’ve done for the past ten years of my life now is attributed to my birth name and my birth name only! According to this CV I have the same level of experience, but less papers than an undergrad! And you can’t tell me that any of these are searchable on PubMed.”
And none of them are first authors, is what she doesn’t say. It’s a petty thing to worry about when her entire academic career is functionally extinct.
“Hm.” His fingers drum quickly on a table. Desk? It’s strange not knowing anything about the man who is her only lifeline. “I’ll look into it.”
“I don’t want to be, um, alarmist, but I can’t get a job with this.” Her hand shakes as she scrolls down her screen. “No one is going to hire a post-doc with a one page CV.”
“Don’t worry, Miss. There’s a plan for this, somewhere.” She can feel his grin when he says, “You can’t be the first academic who’s had to go into hiding.”
She smiles, despite herself. “Considering some of the conferences I’ve been to, I can believe it.”
“Besides, you could always apply to pharmaceuticals.” The very word is like a donkey kick to her gut. “The pay’s supposed to be better--”
“I can’t work for Big Pharma.”
He hesitates. “You...can’t?”
“Obi, they make little old grandmas pay eight hundred dollars for insulin!” She presses a hand to her chest. “Banting and Best didn’t sell the patent for one dollar so that people could get gouged by--”
“I get it, I get it,” he assured her. “Preaching to the choir. But as a safety, I’m sure you could find one that isn’t stealing candy from babies.”
She huffs. “I doubt it.”
He rasps out a laugh. “I’ll see what I can do. As I said, can’t be the first PhD on the lam.”
Her mouth twitches. “Just yours?”
“You are certainly some kind of education, Miss.” He hums. “Give me a day. See what I can turn up.”
“You have two,” she informs him magnanimously. “I have the luncheon tomorrow.”
“Oh, right.” She doesn’t need to see him to know he’s lounging, smug like a cat post-canary. “Looking forward to joining the neighborhood’s Ladies’ Committee?”
“Ha ha,” she drawls flatly. “Very funny.”
He is unnervingly silent on the other end.
“You’re kidding, right?” Her voice certainly does not fill with a nervous quaver. “You guys don’t have things like that around here.”
Obi hums, humoring her.
“W-what would they even do?” She picks nervously at the sticker on her laptop, prying up part of NVIDIA. “Plan potlucks? Organize the Neighborhood Watch? Cotillions?”
She doesn’t know how he makes his grin so palpable over 4G. “Looking forward to your debut, Miss?”
Shirayuki scowls down at her screen. “I think I’m firmly up on the shelf, thank you. Now if you don’t mind, I have cookies to make.”
22 notes · View notes
samuel-dean · 3 years
Text
This And That
INVOLVED: Samuel Evans and Mercedes Jones LOCATION: Evans’ Estate; Irving, Texas TIME FRAME: - NOTES: Mercedes seeks Samuel and the two don’t see eye-to-eye about the recent events.
Samuel walked through the massive estate with a glass of bourbon in his hand, he rounded the corner quietly, his feet carrying him towards the sitting area. Sitting before the 98-inch 8k ultra-HD television he never used, and he turned it on. He had a lot to think about, a lot to devise, there needed to be a plan in place for a lot of things. He didn’t know which one was more important right now, his personal life or work one. Both happened to be a shit show, at any given time rearing its ugly head at him. He flipped through the channels slowly and he sat in the darkness, taking a sip. He sat his glass down on the coffee table and didn’t mind the butler who moved it only to sit a coaster down and place it back on top of it.
The echoes in the halls were loud here. Not like the Atlanta house. That mansion was a cozy country home when compared to this… this… castle she thought. Praying she would not get lost for a second time today. It was hard to play childish games of being mad but wanting to coax into forgetting your anger when the house is so massive it sits across different zip codes. Love was a fool’s game or at least that is what she’d always heard. Now Mercedes knew it was true. She loved two people more than her own anger even though her pride still had her sharing a wing with her daughter. Two opposing things were happening. Love and business. She’d never had both at once. And to make matters worse, they shared the focal point of being Samuel Dean. On second thought she wanted to get lost again, maybe another lap around the house would settle her mind.
Watching the peculiar woman from afar the maid squinted a bit, she truly was curious as to what the woman was doing or looking for at this time of night? She would have helped however she didn’t like overstepping boundaries between Mr. Evans and whomever he chose to bring along. They all knew of this fiancée, they’d seen her in papers and magazines, however seeing her up close shined light. She wasn’t that intimidating. “Do you need help?” Maria finally spoke stepping out of the shadows. “Are you looking for something?” she asked her directly.  
The press conference still swirled in and out of Mercedes mind. That and the way Samuel had been mostly silent on the issue since it had ended. There hadn’t really been any further conversation on what should or would happen next. Mercedes jumped, startled by a voice from the shadows. “What?” She snapped without thought, her voice echoing the cavernous halls. She exhaled, calming herself. “Excuse Me. No, I was just exploring. Would you happen to know where Samuel is?”
The woman blinked at Mercedes as she questioned her, she didn’t speak immediately. At her comment Maria nodded her head understandingly. At her next question she looked in the direction the woman desired “the sitting area ma’am” she said to her.
Samuel continued to flip past all the News outlets who were covering nothing more than the spill and he settled for ESPN. Sitting the remote down on the table next to his glass “I am hungry Greg” he said to the man as he looked over at him.
“What would you desire?” the Greg asked Samuel.
“I would love a turkey sandwich with cheese, lettuce, tomato, bacon, toasted bread” he listed “some potato chips” he told him. “As you wish” the butler said as he moved to part ways with Samuel, Greg headed for the kitchen to retrieve the mail.
It was kind of unsettling, first that Mercedes found herself asking for her supposed fiancé and second that the maid knew with ease.  She would never get used to all of this. Mercedes followed the woman’s gaze, “that way?” she hesitated for a moment, fidgeting uncomfortably as a schoolgirl. With a deep breath, she uttered, “Thank you” moving towards the seating room. There in the room, sat Samuel, sports news dominating the humongous television. “You up late… Any particular reason?” She asked, stepping into the space.
“That way” Maria said back to Mercedes with a head nod before the woman walked off.
Samuel leaned in for his drink and put his feet up, taking it down he held the glass out and said “another one” hearing steps behind him. When he heard Mercedes' voice, he looked at her and said “I could say the same for you” easily. “I guess I’m just not that tired,” he said back to her.
Greg came back with a fully made sandwich and chips, he sat it before Samuel and then took his glass. “I shall return sir” he said.
Mercedes followed Greg over to Samuel, “You could…” she smirked softly, taking a seat on the table.  “Same.” Reaching down she plucked a chip from Samuel’s plate.  “Why didn’t you talk to me?” she asked, coolly placing the chip into her mouth.
Samuel grabbed the plate and looked at Mercedes. His drink was delivered, and he watched her as she grabbed a chip. “About?” He asked her confused as he picked up one half of his sandwich and bit into it.
Mercedes shrugged, reaching for another chip. “Anything. We have a hundred things to speak on actually.” She scraped her teeth over her bottom lip, “Are you avoiding me Samuel?”
Biting into his sandwich again, he said nothing in response at first. Samuel licked his lips and said, “avoid you?” He questioned. “You packed your things and moved to another wing; I find it incapable to avoid you when I hardly see you anyway” he said biting into his sandwich again.
The literal mind of Samuel was tiring sometimes.  “Mhm…” Mercedes said, picking up Samuel’s cup this time.  “I’m sure you know how to navigate this house.” She told the man sipping from his cup.
“I shouldn’t have to because you should be OUR bed” Samuel said forcefully, he pulled his plate away from her and narrowed his eyes as she took his cup and had a sip. “Greg do you mind fixing me another drink sir?” he said annoyingly as he looked at the man with a smile.
Mercedes’ eyebrow lifted at Samuel’s tone. A tight smile forming around the side of the cup.  Lowering the drink, “Is that so…” She sighed deeply, almost giggling as Samuel ordered another drink. “And what if I say I couldn’t find OUR bed. Or better yet, you seemed content to let me stay where I was.” She asked the man playfully, crossing one thick leg over the other.  
Samuel stuffed the rest of the sandwich into his mouth and he licked his lips again, eyes moving back to the massive tv. He watched the men as they spoke for a moment “I’d say I don’t believe” he shrugged “and on the later, I didn’t feel the need to chase you” he said truthfully. He picked up the other half of his sandwich and bit into it before he looked at Greg who returned with his drink. “Here you are sir” the man said before he left “thanks” he told the man. Samuel lifted his drink and took a sip before he placed it back down.
Mercedes uncrossed her leg and sat up stiffly. “No, I don’t suppose you would.” She said dryly. “Enjoy your late-night meal. Greg would you mind showing me back to my room? I tend to get lost here.” She said getting to her feet.
Samuel's eyes stayed focused on the tv screen, however as she moved to stand up and asked Greg for directions he looked towards Greg. “Greg I am going to say this plainly, don’t move” he told the man easily. “I find it very funny how Ms. Jones managed to pack her shit and move to another wing without assistance. And has managed to find you and I tonight. I also find it funny how she couldn’t ask you or any of the other 100 and one fucking people in here how to reach our bedroom, but she opened her big mouth right now and to do so. She’ll find it herself” he said towards the man before he looked away. “Trust me her mouth and feet have guided her very far in this life, she doesn’t need your help or my help for that matter” he said turning back to the tv as he took another bite.
Mercedes pivoted on her feet, turning back to Samuel perch in his seat. The literal king of the castle. One quick step between Samuel's legs and she poured the contents of his cup over his head, then dropped the glass on the couch beside him.  “They sure have. As have my hands. You spoiled brat!”
Samuel looked at Mercedes as she poured the drink on him, his eyes moved downwards to his ruined plate. His head tilted before he looked back up at her eyes darkened. “Right” he said to her simply as he moved to stand up and with little effort and not much choice, he pushed her out of his way. He moved around the couch finally before he forcefully pitched the plate towards the nearby wall.
Mercedes fell lightly to the couch as Samuel moved to stand. Bouncing as she hit the cushion. “Excuse you…” She muttered.  Jumping, back to her feet immediately. She watched him angrily hurl the plate and flinched as it hit the wall shattering into a million pieces.  Her mouth hung gapping, hazel eyes huge with astonishment. Working life back into her body. “What is wrong with you?” She asked in a breathless tone.
Samuel walked away trying to calm down and move to his bedroom no less to shower. Her question caused his eye to twitch and he said, “my problem is YOU!” loud enough for the entire house to hear. “In a perfect world you have everything you could fucking need yet it’s not enough, is it?” he asked her seriously. His hands were clasped together in front of himself, his stance completely defensive. “You fired Patricia under whatever grounds you came up with, you got rid of her ass and your ass didn’t have a backup plan NOR did you give a FUCK about assisting me in mine” he said angrily. “I brought you here for comfort because that's what you usually tend to be, but somehow you’ve managed to be yet another THORN in my SIDE” he said bitterly. “I didn’t fire her because I didn’t have anyone else to pick up the slack, you are so smart, yet your brain leaves you every time PATRICIA is INVOLVED” he said. “I don’t fucking want her; how can I have time to peruse her when you give me a run for my money every time shit doesn’t g o your way. Every time you get in your own got damn head?” he asked. “If I wanted another fucking woman beneath me, I’d never have time for her because I am always too damn busy trying to figure your little ass out” he said. “You got up there and you played CEO so damn well, when no one asked you to. So, thank you, yet again for making me look like a jackass. Packing your shit to run wasn’t enough was it, Mercedes?” he asked her. “I could fire Patricia tomorrow, but the problem won’t end there and I both know it. You’ll find another reason to continue this cycle. No ring. No amount of kids. No house. No car. No jewelry, nothing. Absolutely nothing will assist me in being able to freely love you with no limitations. The only suggestion I can give you Mercedes at this point of time in MY life. Is to go back to what you know, and what brings YOU” he said pointing to her “comfort, I don’t think I am it” he said gazing at her. He exhaled slowly before he turned around and walked away completely this time.
Mercedes' neck swiveled as she looked around the room trying to find the person this overgrown man child was speaking too. She pointed to him then back to herself, “Are you really trying to chastise me for some shit that’s irrelevant?’ she asked, hands going to her ample hips. “Ms. Patricia never spent one hour, day or minute in a welfare line. So, I can give a merry fuck about any of the words you just strung together. My brain leaves me. Fuck you Samuel, I was worried about her when she was a ghost in the wind. But now I know I might just need to be. You have her all tuck away better than any side pieces I have ever known.” She returned raising her voice now to match his. Mercedes turned ready to storm off when the last part of the stupid tirade caught her attention. “Playing CEO?” She whispered the words to herself as if they were some foreign language.  “You have quite the knack for lying to my face.” She said, a bitter laugh escaping her lips. “I was trying to help Samuel. Not undermine you.”
“You always try to do some shit, but the shit never really helps, now does it?” he asked her curiously. He looked at her like she was actually dumb as he stood there rounding the corner. “I have to be reminded that you are the same woman who had no issues giving our child your last name” he reminded. “That same I don’t give a fuck about anyone and how they feel ass chick” he yelled. “Who cares who is affected as long as you get to do what you want, when you want, whenever you want it” he told her. “Fuck me?” he asked her curiously, “that would be nice” he told her nodding his head with a smirk. “Maybe if someone focused more so on fucking, they wouldn’t have to worry about the next woman!” he argued. “SHE’S so irrelevant now but she was RELEVANT ENOUGH for you to pack your shit” he said sliding across the floor in his socks. “And HIGH TAIL YOUR ASS ACROSS THE GOT DAMN HOUSE” he said voice booming through the space as he slid back across the floor. “What’s really relevant right now!” he said rapidly pointing downwards as he did. “IS YOU WHO HAS NO JOB. NO RESPONSIBILITIES OUTSIDE OF OUR CHILD. NO DAMN WORRIES. NO DAMN PROBLEMS TO SOLVE. MONEY OUT YOUR ASS! To act accordingly! Sit your got damn ass down somewhere and look like the rich fucking fiancée of a rich ass man that you are!” he said, his veins protruding. “That’s it!” he said “we aren’t doing this back-and-forth shit anymore Mercedes. Go fucking buy a horse, go to Italy, have another baby. Go do something, but what you aren’t going to do is keep helping unless HELPING is really what you are trying to do! STOP, BEING, so GOT DAMN PETTY!” he screamed.
There he was the Samuel that hid until times such as these. That evil motherfucker, that made her want to kill him and piss on his grave. Nothing was off limits or held back. He threw everything at her, even the kitchen sink. Mercedes blinked rapidly, trying fruitlessly to hold back tears of anger, “Fucking AIN’T MY ISSUE-” She challenged, looking him up and down as if he’d lost is rabbit ass mind. “I ain’t worried but maybe you should be. You disrespectful jerk. Stop twisting my action to fit your narrative. I ain’t bothered by Patty cake. I’m pissed that you lied to my fucking face for months. Apparently, you lie to my face every chance you get.  You say you forgive me for Nouvel’s name- lie. Leaving the press conference- lie.  Why did you ask me to marry you? Was that a lie too? Or was that just to keep your child and money close?” Her breast heaved she was more upset than she’d ever been. “I’ll stop being petty the same day you stop being a liar.”  
“Okay I didn’t ask for that” Samuel said barely above a whisper as he rested his hands on his hips nodding his head. That wasn’t even the point she didn’t have to bring up his issue like that. “Okay, I am a liar” he said to her nodding his head once more “I am a liar, you win” he told her offering her a smile with his head nod. “I lie, you do nothing, you are perfect” he said gesturing to her with both hands. “I often forget that” he told her. “I didn’t have to ask you to marry me for her, you and I both know what my money is capable of” he told her. “And I don’t know if you’ve noticed but you are cut checks that don’t come from me, so try again brainiac” he said scrunching his face playfully to mock her. “You know why I asked you to marry me but then again with you, you probably truly don’t know do you?” he asked her curiously. “I know it may be hard to see one’s potential when you are constantly doubting yourself and everything around you. Life gets hard and people’s only way of striving is to make everyone else around them just as miserable I suppose. I don’t know” he shrugged. “But I now know, plain and clear. That I am the problem, and you are perfect” he said offering her a smile cutely before he walked off.
“Don’t walk off from me.” Mercedes said moving to cut the much bigger man off. “That’s not the point, I’m not trying to win. I’m trying to understand all this- this vitriol.” She wiped angry tears away from her cheeks. “But you can’t…” She took a breath trying to regain control over herself. “I gave a speech Samuel.  I was wrong for stepping in. -I saw you… - don’t know. I did what comes natural to me. I tried to fix it. It’s all I know to do. And what you’ve done for me. I wasn’t built to sit back and watch the people I love get attacked. I don’t know how to be that kind of woman. I’m sorry I hurt you. But truly that wasn’t my intention.”
As she cut him off, he looked down at her with his brows furrowed. She spoke and he listened, he saw tears and quite frankly it made him feel bad as she apologized, he stood there quietly. A lot of thoughts ran through his head after her apology, some things he could say others unnecessary, most probably needed. However, he couldn’t form a proper statement. As he stared in her eyes his brows relaxed and he blinked “I apologize too” Samuel said, testing the words even as they left his lips. “For starting this argument and the whole 9 yards” he added. “You didn’t deserve the harsh way I expressed myself and the rude things I said” he told her.
Mercedes hugged herself, head low wet tears dropping from her full cheeks to splash onto the floor. Nodding an acceptance to his apology, she scrubbed away more of the offending droplets trying to stifle them at the source. She was though in the present moment unable to shake the words that echoed too close to those of Patricia. “You are right. I am rash without truly thinking everything through.  I just get so upset and jealous. I don’t know how to handle it all sometimes, but I’m trying. I swear to you I am”.
Samuel rubbed his forehead gently as he looked at her “though I appreciate you helping with everything else you have” her said “what I needed were you a little closer than on the other side of the house” he breathed. “You didn’t even let me explain and you quickly forgot that you said she couldn’t be in our home, not my assistant” he said looking at her with a small head nod, that was something that needed to be agreed upon. “I kept her out of sight and out of mind, if that makes me a liar, I accept that” he told her. “I don’t hold on to all of the stuff I used as an example, because that’s what they are. I just want you to know that you don’t trust me and have no reason not to. And you are doing more damage in those regards than anything else….”
Mercedes sniffed. His ideals were still hard to hear but his change in tone allowed her to listen with a clear mind. She had said exactly that… Though he neglected to remember the part where he said, he’d vowed to fire the woman.  It was, at this point, a moot point. “All I can do is try. Sometimes, Samuel, you have to know I will fail. To change how you view the world is a hard thing.” She looked up at the man, “-I came to you tonight. But you were so upset… I trust you. You have to know that. If I didn’t, I wouldn’t be here.”
“I don’t really think you do” Samuel said “I think you just hang in the balance of it all, with a bag packed and ready” he said honestly. “You call it lying I call it protection” he said “and part of that is because I know you will run” he told her. “You don’t need me, for anything, I get it” he said nodding his head. “You have people in places you’d rather have near, Titus for one” he told her. “Which frustrates me, because I know that you can’t just be here to satisfy me. You aren’t just going along with this because you feel bad for me” he said looking at her. “I proposed because I can see everything, I’ve ever wanted with you, that’s it” he told her. “I proposed because for the first time in my life, I know that I could throw this all away” he said referencing his job and possessions “and you’d stay, and you’d still make my life far more content than this money ever really did...”
Mercedes' heart cracked and shattered much like the plate against the wall. She actually missed him yelling that she could dismiss wrapped in a healthy layer of anger… no this was much worse. She shook her head violently, revoking his words. She tried to speak but each word came in stutterers and starts. “You... no... I...” She repeated over and over, trying to get her thoughts together. Ultimately, he was correct, and you can’t argue against the truth. You had to choose a clear firm path. “No…” She said softly in a voice firm, sure. “I want to be here, but you are correct I don’t know how to rest in that. I’m so sorry. I don’t want you to feel that way anymore Samuel. I don’t want to do this anymore. I want you to believe me. What can I do to prove that to you?” She asked with a sight hiccup.
Samuel watched the woman as she explained to him how she felt about his previous statement. “You could be more open” Samuel said to her seriously “I don’t know you the way you know me” he said looking at her. “I don’t really know your innermost personal thoughts” he breathed, folding his arms over his chest.  
Mercedes gathered her robe tightening the tie. “Like what?” She asked in confusion. “I don’t necessarily feel that I’m keeping anything from you.” Which to her mind she wasn’t. Not really anyway. “Give me an example.”
“Really Mercedes?” Samuel asked with a raised brow as he looked at her. “You really think you willingly let me in on everything?” he asked her curiously.
Mercedes smiled a bitter sad looking thing that shined true in her eyes. “No.” She said in a matter-of-fact tone. “I don’t think I have. Of course not. What I’ve held onto are things that most people don’t want to hear. Things I don’t like to think about let alone say out loud to you. I never had to share my life Samuel. The people already a part of my life knew everything because we lived it together and newcomers simply didn’t want to know.” She confessed.  “It may seem little to you, but you really do know more about me then everyone except Titus.”
“I could give you examples, but I don’t care about that as long as you are really willing to be more open” he told her. Samuel moved to wrap her up in a hug “I am sorry” he told her sweetly, he pecked her forehead. “I thought I was doing stuff to help you tear down the walls, but obviously I have more work to do myself” he admitted. “So, I am sorry” he offered.
“I am.” Mercedes agreed, laying her head on his chest. It was his turn to prove anything more to her. She had a lot of work to do and knew it. “Don’t be” she wrapped her arms tightly around his waist. “I love you.” She exhaled into the space between them.
Samuel smiled a little bit when she wrapped her arms around his midsection, “I love you too” he said to her, pecking her forehead again. “You should go get some rest, I am going to clean this mess and get ready for bed myself…” he told her.
Mercedes smiled at the touch of his lips to her head. Faking a yawn. “I’m tired.” She agreed slowly pulling away from Samuel.  “See you in the morning.” She said moving to walk away from the man.
Samuel looked at her nodding his head “can I at least get a kiss on the lips before you leave?” he asked her playfully as he stood there.
Mercedes' grin spread over her face like the rising sun. Turning back, she grabbed Samuel’s hand and yanked over to the couch, where she stepped up onto the coffee table. Face to face and eye to eye, she ran her finger through his still damp hair.  “Absolutely.” She said kissing softly on the lips. She lingered there for a moment tasting first his bottom then his top lip, then pulled away from him, “Anything else?” she asked, arms wrapped around his neck.
Moving along with the woman, he stood before the couch again as she climbed on the not so cheap coffee table to meet his gaze. He kissed her back tenderly and looked into her eyes “no, I think that will suffice” Samuel said with a smirk.
Mercedes frowned, tightening her arms on the man. “Take me to our room Samuel, before I go sleep with Nouvel. If you are nice, I will even wash your hair for you.”
Samuel looked to Greg apologetically, he really would have cleaned the mess up. But at this point of time Mercedes came first. “Okay” he looked back at her, hoisting her up into his arms.
6 notes · View notes
nelllraiser · 4 years
Text
bea-day party | group chatzy ft. jack
LOCATION: illusions of grandeur.  PARTIES: @beatrice-blaze, @divineluce, @nelllraiser, @phoenixleah, @halequeenjas, @streetharmacist, @mor-beck-more-problems, @chasseurdeloup, @jane-the-zombie, @whatsin-yourhead, @professoranieves, @harlowhaunted, @themidnightfarmer, and best boy jack. (picture in link courtesy of rhi) SUMMARY: bea’s birthday party goes off without a hitch, apart from one very friendly sea-man. CONTENTS: strippers. (of the non-mime variety.) 
Luce finished off her second glass of champagne, looking around at the party that was in full swing. Literally. Swing dancing, who'd have thought. Setting the empty glass down on a table, she made her way towards the wall of champagne again. A wry smile slid across her face as she took another glass of very expensive champagne. Fuck the coven, fuck their mother, fuck their parents for abandoning them. This was their little revenge, a party fit for a queen, with a bill to match. Glass held loosely in her hand, she glanced over at a person lingering near the wall of champagne. "Help yourself, seriously. We went all out for a reason." She said with a grin before raising the glass up in toast. "Did you watch the show earlier?"
For the moment, Nell had placed herself by the entrance of Grand Illusions, showing those that had been invited to Bea's party to the private box and party room. Now, as she made her way back upstairs to the main events, champagne, and poker tables, she looked over everyone's outfits with a careful eye, trying to spot those that might not have dressed to theme, and preparing some scorching words should they have denied that part of the invitation. But then she spotted something that caught her even more off guard, a certain blonde hanging by the champagne towers. "Blanche?! What the hell are you doing here?" Her voice was loud enough to carry to anyone else in the close perimeter.
Bea had a champagne glass already in hand when she went into the room where the party was truly happening. It was her birthday and she'd get hammered if she wanted to. Taking a long sip, she nodded toward the poker tables in the back. "Anyone care to join me at the table?" She was fully intending on taking her friend's money tonight through the tables and had no shame in that.
Kaden didn't feel a lot like celebrating after what had just happened, but it was for Bea so there was never a doubt that he'd show up for this party if he could. He was also pretty sure there as no way Regan was going to put herself in this sort of big public space with all the stress that came with these kinds fo gatherings. He had her present for Bea with him all the same. A quick look around and the place was immaculately decorated, of course. He hoped his suit was okay, it was all he could manage. But he tried. First thing after dropping of the presents was to grab a thing of champagne from the fucking wall of it before heading towards Bea. "Happy birthday, again. I'll join if you want." He wasn't very good but it was all for fun, right?
There was nothing Jasmine loved more than a good party and she had high hopes that Beatrice could deliver. While her party planning skills weren't quite on par with her own, they'd definitely had some fun in the past. Plus, who didn't love a Gatsby theme? Her flapper headband and red sparkly dress that hugged her in all the right places really was an absolutely look. Some good photos of her Bea, and Leah were a requirement before leaving. She greeted the younger Vurals as she walked in and helped herself to some champagne. "It was quite the show," she mused with a wicked smile, "You don't have to tell me twice to grab some champagne."
Felix had to laugh when he first saw the joint. All they really needed was a couple signs about how silly prohibition was and they really had the theme in the bag. As gilded as the time had been, the party was even more so. He loved it. Bea deserved it. He’d make his way back over to her in time. He sipped idly on his champagne as he fluttered about the party floor, a wide smile in place as he surveyed the crowd. With the way things were going, it wasn’t out of place to keep an eye on anything being just that. Too many parties gone wrong, or right, kept him on his toes. He paused for a moment beside someone and cocked his head. “You lost any money at the tables yet?”
Morgan sauntered in, pleased to have an excuse to wear heels and some of the jewelry Deirdre had bought and kept stashed in their closet all this time. She almost didn't feel the chill of not having her girlfriend on her arm to make the night brighter. The sight of the Vurals excited her enough to make up for coming alone. "Hey, guys!" She called, twirling to show off her black jeweled flapper style dress."Bea, this is for you," she said, rushing over to the oldest Vural, and the crowd gathering around her. "Kaden, looking extra dapper today. I don't know about you guys, but since I can't get drunk, I'm up to blow a ton of money at Texas Hold 'Em."
Anita felt a little out of place at the party. Normally she would be at the bar flirting with any and everyone. But now she had a girlfriend , and it felt weird to continue to flirt with random women given the agreement she had made with Marley. But, surely there were other things to do at parties than just flirt with people, so Anita made her way to the champaign tower and grabbed a glass. Then she just made her rounds, walking around all the elaborate tables and attractions trying to spot somebody she might know. She saw Kaden and Blanche, but she didn’t really want to strike up a conversation with either of them.
Blanche had enough of the hospital after only two nights. She checked herself out early that morning and told exactly no one as she headed home to get dressed, leaving the bandages on her back visible. There was nothing to do about them. Bea deserved to have a good birthday, and honestly, Blanche wanted some time to chill and relax. .... And then there was Nell, yelling at her. "Drinking champagne?" Blanche asked, holding her glass up innocently. "And thinking about winning money by counting cards."
Jasmine eyed the poker tables and decided to follow suit. Was it the best idea when Larry Bob still had a habit of crashing her showings? Probably not, but she was decent enough at poker. Her father always had tables at their parties and she caught on young. She placed Bea's present on the gift table before joining the birthday girl's poker table. "Happy birthday, Bea," she said in a bubbly tone, "You've really outdone yourself with this party."
Jared spotted his two part time roommates and took in Nells face before he even half registered Blanche herself. He made his way through the crowds hover handed appropriately. "Are you...what's going on?"
Jasmine. Of course this bitch wore a red dress too. Whatever. Red was her color and she damn well knew it. Resisting the urge to roll her eyes, Luce shrugged at Jasmine, champagne flute cradled gently in her fingers. "Bea has an eye for talent, she knows how to put on a show and holds the others to those standards too. But, they did good tonight." She said with a nod of her head. As the woman drifted away, Luce spotted Anita through the crowd. What was she doing here? Making her way across the room, Luce cast a crooked grin in her direction. "Hey, stranger. Having fun?"
Leah was never much of a gambler. She usually preferred to watch in the background, silently judging people's drunken risks from afar. But today was different. Today was Bea's birthday, and with a few drinks in her and surrounded by people she loved and was comfortable with, it was easy to lose her inhibitions. She couldn't help but laugh at Morgan's antics, giving her a little clap as she twirled around to show her outfit. "That sounds like a plan to me!" she said with a laugh, holding up her champagne glass. "I'll drink enough for the both of us." She glanced over at Felix standing next to them, shaking her head. "I think I'm saving it all to waste it in one big blow. That's the way to go, right?"
"Yes, join me!" Bea grinned at Kaden, before catching a glimpse of Morgan twirling. "Looking amazing, Morgan, and I love that energy." She wanted everyone to have that spirit, blowing their money and drinking was the name of game tonight. "Thank you, Jasmine. You look great tonight. Nell and Luce helped me plan a lot."
Squinting her eyes ever so slightly, Nell watched Blanche carefully, as if she might burst back into flames at any moment. "Shouldn't you still be in the hospital?" But she knew from experience that if Blanche wanted to be here, there was no way of making her go back to any sort of medical care. It was, tragically, one of the many ways in which the two girls were alike. "You count cards?" The witch carefully left off the too at the end of that sentence, not wanting and unwitting potential poker challengers to be clued in. "I bet we could start a new table," she said, catching the eye of Bea at one of them already. Might as well spread their resources to bring in as much revenue as possible, right? "Then she turned to Jared to explain. "Someone decided to check themself out of the hospital early, but now we're gonna go legally steal people's money. Did you wanna come? Does anyone else wanna start a new table with us?" she asked to those nearest to them, hoping they'd brought a decent amount of cash.
Anita smiled slightly when Luce approached her. For a moment she regretted coming. The only reason she even did was because she felt like she deserved a fun night, and given how lavish a party this was, it was clearly the place to be. “Hey yourself,” she said as she finished up the liquor in her glass. “I just got here, but so far- yeah. You guys really know how to go all out.” Instinctively her eyes trailed down Luce’s body for a second with a small smirk, “And you really know how to clean up.”
Jasmine smiled at Bea. As much as they bickered, this had all the workings of a good party and this champagne was divine. "They did a good job, too. It's still so crazy seeing them all grown up." She turned and gave Leah a wave and noticed there were a few people at the table she hadn't met yet. She looked to the French sounding man and the pale woman who had joined. She extended a hand to shake, "I'm Jasmine. I don't believe we've met before."
Luce watched Anita over the rim of her glass, eyes drifting up the other woman's form. "We're the Vurals, we never do anything by halves. Besides, 30's a big deal." She said with a wave of her hand to the elaborate decorations around them. Tilting her head at her comment, Luce raised an eyebrow. "Mm. Our father made the dresses, so it's his handiwork. Besides, we set the dress-code. What kind of hosts would we be if we didn't stand out, you know?" She said with a laugh.
Kaden nodded. "Thanks. Looking good, Morgan." He settled down at the table and took his cards. He didn't consider himself a great card player, but he was competitive so he was going to try his best to keep his money in his pocket. He gave the new woman's hand a shake. "Kaden. Nice to meet you. How do you know the birthday girl here?" Kaden caught a glimpse of his cards and groaned. Bad hand already. "Putain," he grumbled to himself, under his breath as much as possible before taking another drink.
Felix looked between Leah and the tables. His smile widened. "Oh, certainly! Nothing really livens things up like losing it all in one fell swoop," he said with a sagely nod. "It happens to the best of us. Even Arnold Rothstein!" Geez, the guys from decades back would be rolling over in their graves if they saw the place. "I think Nell's looking for a crew over there. There's worse places to lose but you gotta watch her. She's sneaky." He waved at Nell and Blanche before he wandered over to Bea. He lightly squeezed her shoulder as he smiled at the small crowd she had gathered at her table. "So, she take anybody's money yet? How're the hands looking?"
Morgan beamed at Leah, primping her finger curled hair and jeweled headdress. "What would I do without you, Leah? I hope that's a promise." She said, reaching over to give her hand a squeeze before settling at the table. She gave Kaden another once over, a little impressed he found it in himself to have some fun instead of doing whatever hunter nonsense or fae damage control he normally got up to. It was kind of nice to see him at least trying to have a good time. "Thanks, handsome. You look pretty good yourself. Maybe we can keep each other out of trouble tonight." As she settled in, she caught sight of a new person and shook her hand. "No, I guess not!" She said with a careless shrug. "I'm Morgan. It's nice to meet you! You're looking very spiffy tonight, I gotta say." And Morgan's hand was looking pretty spiffy too, though she tried not to let it show too much on her face.
Jared looked at Blanche in worry, but didn't voice his concerns, she knew her own limits. And while it didn't sound like a very good thing to be doing, he wasn't one for a fight at the moment. Not that he believed he had any say at all, he was far too soft to win a fight like that with anyone let alone Blanche. "I'll come, got no cash to be throwing down though. More for moral support I guess."
Jasmine couldn't help the sly smirk on her face when Kaden swore in French under her breath. "Nice to meet you, Kaden. Bea and I have been friends since high school. We were on the cheerleading squad together." She wouldn't mention that Bea beat her out for captain of the squad. With a small laugh, she added, "You know, you're not supposed to give away the fact you have a bad hand, but hey, no complaints here." She looked over her own cards and kept her face neutral before responding to the petite woman named Morgan. "Why thank you, Morgan. Couldn't show up to a Gatsby party looking anything but. I'm loving your outfit, too."
Bea nodded,"Yeah, sometimes I remember that Nell is twenty three and lose my mind." She let out a loud laugh at Kaden's groan,"You know, you're not supposed to let people know that you have a bad hand." She glanced at her own, mediocre at best, but she'd make it work. She looked back at Felix with a grin, flashing him her cards,"I haven't yet, but I will soon."
"Maybe," Blanche replied with a shrug, giving her friend a small grin. She was still in a fair bit of pain, but it helped to be distracted and surrounded by people she loved and cared about. She glanced at Jared a little sheepishly. "I hate hospital food." Not that she was feeling very hungry to begin with anyway. Blanche waved at Felix as she reached out to grab Nell's hand. "C'mon, let's go kick some ass with our friendly neighborhood cheerleader."
Anita let out a soft laugh, “I gotta admit I’ve never thrown a party that had a dress code. But you’re certainly right. This is a fancy party, and it deserves to have the people in it looking just as smashing.” She took a brief look around the room, finding herself relaxing a bit more when she spotted Morgan. At least there were two people here that she liked. “This is a bit awkward, but could you point out which one is the birthday girl? I’ve, uh, never actually met any of your sisters.”
Leah grinned widely and waved back to Jasmine, fully planning on pulling her and Bea into the photo booth at some point tonight to reenact some of their photos from high school. She laughed at Felix's comment, although she had no idea who he was talking about. Maybe some defamed poker star? She should have studied up before she came tonight. Turning her attention back to Morgan, she couldn't help but giggle again. As if to prove her point, she took another sip from her champagne, holding it out to Morgan like she was toasting to her once she was finished. Felix's idea was as good as any, though, and she called out to Nell, holding her bag up with a bit of emphasis. "I'll join a game, Nell!" she called, maneuvering through the crowd.
Morgan blinked with surprise at how close this Jasmine seemed to be with Bea. It's not every day Kaden got dragged in perfect stereo. "Neat party trick. Now I know you guys are real friends. It's good to finally meet you. Guess you've got your night cut out for you, Kaden. What're you gonna do about it?"
Felix weighed the pros and cons of asking Kaden how this party compared to the last one but thought better of it. With the sound of despair that the man gave at his hand, Felix figured he was already in for a rough night. The corner of his mouth twitched as he looked over at Morgan. "You think he's gonna need any help or should we just see what happens?"
Luce finished off her drink, the alcohol making things nice and fuzzy around the edges. She fucking deserved to get trashed tonight after all the shit that had been going on lately. Letting out a wry laugh at Anita's admission, she nodded. "I'll do you one better." She said tilting her head towards the table Bea was settled at. She could see Leah and Kaden hanging around Bea, which wasn't... ideal, but fuck it. Whatever. Walking over, she took in the cards on the table, lips curling in a smile. Bea was going to clean them out. "Who's getting fucked over this time, hm?" She asked as she approached the table. "Anita, this is the birthday girl. Bea, Anita. She's a... friend."
Nell knew that now wasn't the time to fight Blanche on this, and finally decided to simply watch the girl closely for the night. Tonight was supposed to be fun, and no doubt Blanche wanted a distraction. So just let it be fun. An excited smirk came over Nell as they neared the table, and her head turned as she spotted Leah making her way over. Was she okay winning money from her sister's best friend? Yeah, she was okay with that. "Come and join us!" Would Leah know the Vurals reputation with poker since she was so close with Bea? That might complicate things. Grabbing a champagne glass on her way to the table, she waved at Leah as she settled in. "Great! Come on over. We even brought our own cheering section," she said with a motion towards Jared.
Kaden grumbled. "Well it's clear why you two get along. I was folding anyway." He tucked the cards away and waited for the next round. He shot a look at Morgan and then at Felix. "There's always next round. It's fine." He downed the rest of his champagne. Good thing there was more where that came from. "Hey Luce. Anita. Come to see them take my money, I see."
Morgan beamed up at Felix, batting her eyes fondly. "It's more fun to see the chaos unfold, right?" She whispered sweetly to him. "Parties are more fun that way. But I won't let him get hurt too bad." She elbowed Kaden gently, warmth shining through her mischievous smile. "And hey," she said to the hunter, "A positive mindset can do a lot for your chances. Aim a little higher, champ."
Jasmine let her laughter ring as she looked to Bea. "Guess we have a habit of doing that, huh?" It wasn't surprising Kaden folded, but Morgan seemed to be pretty giddy. She wondered which of them had the better hand. "Just don't ask us to do that one on command. It's gotta be in the moment." Morgan seemed to be sweet. "There's always next hand... though I don't think you magically develop a good poker face." She added with a shrug.
Leah continued her trek toward Nell and her friends, giving Luce a big smile as she walked by. There was no doubt in her mind that she was about to lose all of her money- she wasn't experienced in poker in the very least, and the Vurals were scary good at poker. Still, her vast experienced in, well, ...lying... it might make her a good bluffer. She sat herself down at the table and finished off her glass, pumping her fist at the mention of a cheering section. "Oh man, dude, that's normally my job!". She drummed her fingers on the table, eager to get started. She let her eyes fall to Nell's, pointing to her threateningly. "Are you prepared to get your ass kicked, Vural?", she asked, teasing. Maybe the alcohol was making her more confident than she should be.
Remmy idled. They had definitely gotten ready on time, but the last time they'd gone to a big public outing, it had not gone well. Morgan was already there, she'd gone early or on time or whatever people wanted to call it these days. Remmy glanced down at Moose. "Not this time, bud," cause no one would try something in a room with all three Vurals present, right? And so, an hour later, Remmy had found themself outside the doors, listening to the chatter inside. Someone came out and held the door open for them and Remmy was suddenly forced to scuttle inside. What greeted them....wasn't exactly what they'd thought it would be. If they had the ability, they might have paled. Still, they swallowed and gathered themself, tugging on the lapel of their suit, and made a beeline for the present table. Maybe if they could just leave their gift and go, it would count as having shown up.
Anita followed Luce across the room, dropping off her empty glass and picking up a full one on the way. She didn’t love that Bea was at a table with Kaden, but Morgan was there also, so that balanced things out. Plus, Kaden had a sour look on his face, so maybe he wasn’t doing so good at the card game. “Absolutely,” She shot at Kaden. “Sounds like a fun way to pass the time.” Anita smiled politely at the other people sitting playing poker, winking playfully at Morgan as she caught her eye. “So nice to meet you, Bea. Happy Birthday, welcome to the big 3-0 club. It’s not as awful as it sounds, I promise.”
A right hunk of a man walked into the building, dressed in a basic white long sleeved shirt and long linen trousers, with a black loose next tie and a white sailor's cap. If you looked closely, you could see the velcro fastenings on all his clothes. With an exaggerated strut and a million dollar smile, he walked up to a random individual. "Well hey now good gentlefolk! I seem to have stranded on this 'ere shore. Could ya point me to the captain of this ship, a Miss Bea Vural?" He winked, flexing his arms, but casually.
"Chaos? Here?" Felix's tone dropped into a conspiratorial one. Chaos in the presence of all three Vurals? "Say, Morgan, I think we got a long, eventful night ahead of us." The fae looked over to Luce and her friend. Raised his champagne glass in greeting. "Glad to meet ya and glad you could make it out. Hiya, Luce!"
"Hey Leah," Blanche laughed as she took a seat next to Nell. "You both talk big game, huh? I think - oh my god." Blanche went a little slack jawyed when she caught sight of a sailor. She swatted Nell and pointed. "Who the hell is that??"
Jared raised his arms in a shared cheer for the cheering section and mumbled about his cheerleader outfit before looking at the sailor who'd just arrived with curious eyes. "That's her." he pointed to the birthday girl.
Luce was about to say something to Kaden, make a pithy joke at his expense. But, as a muscled man made his way to the table, arms flexing and clothes far too tight, she resisted the urge to gag. "I think the fuck not." She murmured. Casting an apologetic glance in Felix's direction, she tilted her head away. "I'm gonna go... away from here. Have fun, Bea." She said, squeezing her sister's shoulder before hurrying away from the table. She was not interested in seeing stripper dick. Walking away, she hurried as fast as she could away from the table to one of the quieter corners of the room, the gift table.
Bea let out another laugh,"Aw, Luce, don't say it like that." She raised an amused eyebrow at Luce,"A friend, huh? Nice to meet you, Anita. I'm trying not to think too much about being thirty. Make sure to grab some champagne." She glanced at Jasmine with a grin,"We do that too much." Grinning at Morgan and Felix, she replied to them,"There is never chaos at a party like this!"
Jasmine peered over her champagne flute long enough to see the hot sailor man saunter on over toward the birthday girl. She set her glass down and arched an eyebrow. "I didn't realize this was going to be that kind of party, but I'm not complaining."
"Oh come on, Leah. You know I don't have the attention span for poker," Nell lied easily. "My sisters were always better at it, which is why I put slugs in their beds." Her face was complete with a sense of resentment, as if the words were true. But the arrival of a certain someone caught her eye, and a wide smirk quickly found her lips. "Oh, that? That is Jack. He's nice, isn't he? Very shiny. Very buff. Very good at dancing."
Morgan followed Felix's gaze to Luce and Anita, who seemed to be looking rather comfortable together. She couldn't help the way her eyes bulged at the combination, especially with Remmy finally strutting up the room behind them all. "You sure aren't kidding, huh," she whispered to Felix. She tried to recover quickly. "Hey! I didn't know you knew Bea and Luce, Anita! It's great to see you here. I hope you plan to drink enough for--" her conversation died into a snort as the sailor stripper came in. "Vural parties really do pull out all the stops."
Bea head whipped toward Luce. "What is this, Luce?" She asked as she was being abandoned. She downed the rest of her champagne before holding her hand out for more,"I need more champagne." What is happening? She hadn't planned for a stripper. She supposed it wasn't the worst thing, but this was a whole lot of a lot.
Remmy had successfully made it to the gift table. They could almost pick out their friends' voices through the haze of everything, spotting them all laughing over at a table. They considered, for a moment, joining them, but if they were playing cards, they weren't sure they could stop themself from card counting and that seemed unfair for a birthday party. So, instead, they set the card down they'd made Bea, turned to slip back through the crowd-- and ran straight into Luce. "Oh!" They stuttered, stepping back. "Hey, hi. Hello! Um-- I'm just-- I didn't see you there. You look--" they paused, staring a little slack-jawed at her. Tried to swallow. "This place is--" they tried to pry their eyes away, but couldn't. "I'm just gonna...." but didn't move. "Leave now."
Anita followed everyone else's glances towards the man in velcro clothing. She had to stifle her laugh because this man was clearly about to strip for the ‘captain’, the birthday girl herself, Bea. “This is gonna be fucking hilarious.” Anita said to Morgan as she finished off a second glass of champagne. After she acquired another glass, she sat down in the chair beside Morga, then looked around the party. “No girlfriend tonight?” She whispered as she mentally prepared herself for the horror that was the male body.
Kaden blinked a moment at the goddamn striper that rolled up to the table. And then he started laughing. "At least he's not a mime." He shot a glance to Felix. "This also your idea?" Knowing he was a fae surely explained a lot more of the chaos. He saw some champagne on the table somewhere, didn't care whose it was and handed it to Bea, still laughing at the whole situation.
Jack smiled beautifully as a couple people pointed him over to a table. "Oh I'll be sure to thank y'all properly later." He winked, strutting his way over to the table with a wide smile. He tipped his cap. "Ma'am. I heard someone was in need of the art of seaduction?" He shifted his pose, so under the thin cloth of the shirt his large, impressive pecs popped.
Luce had made a quick exit from the table, practically fleeing from the male stripper. In her hurry to get away, she didn't realize where she was going until it was too late. Remmy-- Fuck. Shit, shit, shit. "Oh. Hey." She said awkwardly. As she stood there, listening to them stutter, she weighed which was worse-- going back to the table and suffering through... that or stand here and talk with Remmy. Honestly? She wasn't sure. "You... look good. Nice suit." She nodded before frowning. "Leave? Didn't you just get here?"
Leah looked over to the new guest, her eyebrows furrowing at the intrusion. This man was not someone she recognized, and her eyes were accusatory as he walked through the guests. Oh, god, was he a stripper? It all became clear when he spoke, he's dramatic tone making it obvious. If she could have shrunk down into her chair, she would have. She desperately hoped that being situated at the poker table would make her go unnoticed by him... she did not want some random dude dancing all over her, no thank you. He'd probably be pretty distracted by Bea, anyway. She turned her attention back to the table, choosing to essentially ignore his presence. "He's certainly something", she said, responding to Blanche and Nell. Her eyes were accusatory again, and it was all she could do not to laugh at Nell's words. "I'll make sure to buy something nice with the money I'm about to win from you", she said, feigning confidence. "Maybe I'll even get you a gift!". She turned her attention around to Jared, winking at him. "Are you our dealer?"
Felix threw back his champagne in record time and took a moment to get a few more glasses for everyone before he took his own seat. He looked over at Kaden. "Nope," he said with a pop. A grin followed as he took a drink. "It's not my fault this time. I'm just happy to be here, fella."
"... Well," Blanche said, glancing at Nell. This had to be her doing. She started to snicker, tipping back her champagne. She was immediately distracted from counting cards and that was certainly fine by her. "He's certainly... a seaman." Blanche made a face. "And shiny??"
Morgan sniggered alongside Anita and used everyone's distraction to advance her hand in the game a little. "No, she's uh, a little indisposed right now. Although she might be sorry she missed this much fun later. She's a fan of just about everything here, booze, friends, counting cards, and a little chaos." The stripper popped his pecks and Morgan had to look away when she started to laugh too hard, even with her politeness reserve. "Kind of a shame we didn't get one of each, huh?"
"I did not do this," Bea let Felix know as a glass of champagne was placed in her hand. "Thank you," She told Kaden, laughing slightly. As his pecs popped, Bea was both impressed and a little startled. That was a sight. "I suppose that someone is me, sailor. Work your magic."
Something was going on over at the table of all their friends, but Remmy was always a one-track mind kind of person. Easily distracted. And Luce was certainly a distraction. They weren't sure if they wanted to stay there, though, when she was looking at them like that. "Oh, uh--" they blinked and looked up, "I can like...I was just-- maybe? It's uh-- I figured I can just go say hi to Bea and then, you know--" scratched their neck, "leave." Tried to smile, turning to look towards the table and-- "Is that a stripper?" they blurted loudly.
Leah looked over to the new guest, her eyebrows furrowing at the intrusion. This man was not someone she recognized, and her eyes were accusatory as he walked through the guests. Oh, god, was he a stripper? It all became clear when he spoke, he's dramatic tone making it obvious. If she could have shrunk down into her chair, she would have. She desperately hoped that being situated at the poker table would make her go unnoticed by him... she did not want some random dude dancing all over her, no thank you. He'd probably be pretty distracted by Bea, anyway. She turned her attention back to the table, choosing to essentially ignore his presence. "He's certainly something", she said, responding to Blanche and Nell. Her eyes were accusatory again, and it was all she could do not to laugh at Nell's words. "I'll make sure to buy something nice with the money I'm about to win from you", she said, feigning confidence. "Maybe I'll even get you a gift!". She turned her attention around to Jared, winking at him. "Are you our dealer?"
Felix threw back his champagne in record time and took a moment to get a few more glasses for everyone before he took his own seat. He looked over at Kaden. "Nope," he said with a pop. A grin followed as he took a drink. "It's not my fault this time. I'm just happy to be here, fella."
"... Well," Blanche said, glancing at Nell. This had to be her doing. She started to snicker, tipping back her champagne. She was immediately distracted from counting cards and that was certainly fine by her. "He's certainly... a seaman." Blanche made a face. "And shiny??"
Morgan sniggered alongside Anita and used everyone's distraction to advance her hand in the game a little. "No, she's uh, a little indisposed right now. Although she might be sorry she missed this much fun later. She's a fan of just about everything here, booze, friends, counting cards, and a little chaos." The stripper popped his pecks and Morgan had to look away when she started to laugh too hard, even with her politeness reserve. "Kind of a shame we didn't get one of each, huh?"
Something was going on over at the table of all their friends, but Remmy was always a one-track mind kind of person. Easily distracted. And Luce was certainly a distraction. They weren't sure if they wanted to stay there, though, when she was looking at them like that. "Oh, uh--" they blinked and looked up, "I can like...I was just-- maybe? It's uh-- I figured I can just go say hi to Bea and then, you know--" scratched their neck, "leave." Tried to smile, turning to look towards the table and-- "Is that a stripper?" they blurted loudly.
Jasmine considered sharing her champagne with the birthday girl, but apparently Kaden already had her covered there. She leaned over and whispered to Bea, "Kudos to whoever picked the stripper out. He's hot." She scanned back over to see Leah's reaction and grinned at her furrowed brows. "Not the classiest party favor, but hey, fun doesn't always have to be classy."
Anita couldn’t help but let out a fairly loud laugh when she saw the stripper talking about seduction and flexing his chest muscles. It was way too over the top. “Well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell her.” She replied to Morgan, motioning over to the sailor. “Uh, could you imagine? That would be a real party.” Anita looked around the table, looking to see how everyone else was reacting to this man. “But hey, since we’re both here solo, we should have some fun, yeah?” She asked, lifting up her glass to cheers.
Jack met Bea's eyes and smiled temptingly. He saluted. "Aye aye captain. I hear this here's some sorta celebration, and I'm your gift." He winked, lifting up a part of his costume, the faux white belt that attached to his trouser. He offered the end of it to Bea. "So maybe you should unwrap me?"
"How could I refuse?" Bea replied with a chuckle, before taking the belt in her hand, sipping on her champagne. This was a hell of an experience, but she would remember this for her sisters' birthdays.
"I'm sure Bea would be happy to see you, but..." Luce grimaced as she gestured behind her, to the crowd that was growing around Bea's table. She watched as the man handed her the belt of his pants and grimaced. "She's got a little bit going on right now." She said before letting out a sigh and rubbing her forehead. "Yeah. Someone got her a stripper and it sure fucking wasn't me." She mumbled. "I need a drink. I need... many drinks." Luce said as she walked over to the champagne wall and took two glasses, downing one then the other in rapid succession. "Good fucking jesus."
Nell watched the stripper events unfold with far too much amusement in her eye, pausing from her game for a moment. "I don't know why everyone's looking like I did something. He's the one docking his ship at my sister!" She had definitely done something. If you could include hiring a secret stripper as doing something. "It's probably all the sea mist that makes hims shiny."
Jared shook his head to Leah. He was not qualified to be dealing them anything other than an awkward smile and a poorly covered astonishment as the stripper made moves towards Bea. The man took a full step behind Nell as if that would protect from from what was about to happen.
Morgan nodded at Anita, taking two champagne glasses from a passing waiter and holding them up in as classy a double toast as she could manage. "Oh, completely. If I manage to win anything, without her help, showing off her presents--well, she'll either be excited or jealous, and that's a win-win for me." She downed one glass in a single chug. "Sorry yours couldn't be here either. Sincerely. But I am all having a good ol' fashioned time without them." She turned over her shoulder to the stripper, "Dance, Magic Mike!" She called, laughing harder than she meant to.
"Okay, yeah," Remmy said, backing away from the gift table, "not going over there. My eye doesn't need to see that." They followed Luce over towards the champagne wall, not bothering to take a glass themself, feeling a little jealous that they couldn't also down two glasses in succession and get rid of the anxiety-- and the image of that large man unraveling his clothes next to Bea-- but decided it was fine. "So...fun birthday, huh?" Morgan's shrill laugh echoed and Remmy fought their curiosity to look over and see what was happening. "Wanna dance?"
Jared was looking anywhere but at what was occurring (he was bi but too innocent for this sort of thing) and caught eyes with someone he vaguely recognised. His mouth bloomed into a smile and he sidled over to Kaden. "No uniform? You didn't get hired for this one?"
Jasmine giggled with glee and gave a little "woop" as Bea took his belt in his hand. "Yes, sailor, we gotta sea this." She turned to Morgan with a wide grin and noted, "I like you, Morgan."
Leah let her eyes lock with Jasmine's, a clear look of panic gracing her features, though there was definitely playfulness laced within them, too. "I will murder you if something like this shows up for my birthday", she warned her, watching Bea and the stripper with masked amusement. "I think I need more champagne!" She rolled her eyes at Nell's joke, grabbing a champagne flute from a passing waiter.
Slowly, Felix slid off his glasses and blinked. That had to be against some kinda sea safety protocol. "...So anyhow, August is an alright month, huh?" He said absently as he looked at the stripper, his expression a little less than amused. Oh heck. It was August. The ring on the table from the champagne glass stared up at him. Oh, it was that time, wasn't it? So focused on crime and whatnot, he forgot about the dang mushrooms. He loosened his bow-tie before he sat back further into his chair. Nope. Not dealing with that today. He occupied himself with his champagne glass and turned his gaze away from the man who, as Nell gracefully put it, was docking ship.
Jasmine feigned innocence. "I would never, Leah!" She had to admit, it would be pretty hilarious to see, but she wouldn't do that to Leah. "I, for one, disagree. This sailor is more than welcome to my birthday bash." She gave him a sly wink.
Jack gave her a sultry wink, and once she held the belt tightly enough, he stepped back, flexing every muscle in his body as the outfit popped off it, one velcro fastening at a time, until it all dropped to the floor. All he was left in was his navy blue mesh thong, and his matching necktie. His dark skin glistened, every inch of him (and he did mean every inch) was toned and muscled to perfection, a physique that could make anyone jealous or horny. He rolled his hips slightly, letting them look and salivate.
Kaden was sitting back and laughing at this whole thing. And hey, still not a mime stripper so it was really still a win. His brow furrowed when the kid with the tractor came over to him. "Oh, hi. Uh, what are you talking about?" A quick glance to the stripper and then back to the kid, it became clear what he meant. He rolled his eyes and shook his head. "I'm not a mime. Or a stripper. I'm Bea's friend. You must be mistaken. Who are you anyway?" He was never admitting that was him the other day. Ever.
Luce made the mistake of glancing over at the loud laughs that rang out from Bea's table. And immediately wished she hadn't. Some things just couldn't be unseen. At least, not without far more champagne. "Fuck me." She said and took another glass from the wall, head already beginning to spin from the alcohol. "Dance? I--" She blinked. Dancing. "I... Sure. Why not." She said, taking their hand and walking with them over to the dance floor.
Oh this was much easier to deal with when this man had his pants on. Bea sent a look over to Felix that she hoped conveyed, Oh dear, lord what is happening? "Wow, consider me seduced." She finished her drink quickly. Was there going to be more after this?
Jared was taken aback for a second and then he made an oh shape with his mouth and grinned at the other. "Riiiiiight, not a stripper! Of course. No worries, I won't out you. Not dressed as a mime can't blow your cover I gotchu." he whispered.
Nell cupped her hands around her mouth, wasting no time it letting a loud whoop mixed with laughter fill the air as Bea undid Jack's attire, revealing his seascape to everyone. "Make him your bitch, Bea!" Maybe the champagne was hitting her harder than she'd thought. Then she turned back to Leah to say, "I'm getting you ten strippers for your birthday! You should be so lucky! I'm gonna get you the whole armada of sea-men!"
Oh. Luce had said yes. Remmy didn't actually think she would have said yes, but she had! They smiled, stealing only the slightest of glances over to Bea's table before turning back around when blue mesh was spotted in a place they didn't mean-- or want-- to look. They followed Luce over to the dance floor, placing their free hand on her hip when they made it there. "It was really nice of you guys to do this for Bea," they said to her, smiling. Maybe if they just didn't say anything weird things could be alright, "she deserves it."
Anita hesitated when Morgan made a loose reference to Marley. Realistically, she knew there was no way Morgan knew that they were actually girlfriends now, but she got oddly nervous. “Maybe a good thing given how our last double date went.” She smiled, then decided to change the topic. “How many drinks do you think it would take to enjoy this for more than just comedic purposes?” It was a tease, obviously, since the answer was infinity drinks. Anita looked over at the woman who seemed to be enjoying it the most and laughed. She was kind of jealous of the people who were enjoying it. Then she overheard someone asking Kaden if he was a mime stripper, and she absolutely lost it, keeling over with laughter. “He’s definitely a stripper! You just gotta offer the right price!” She called over in between laughs.
Bea glanced over at Kaden. "If you start stripping here, I will kick you out. I support you, but not here," She teased.
Kaden pinched his nose. "Kid, there's nothing to out. I work in animal control." He sighed, clearly there was no way to convince him so he downed the champagne he had left. Oh no. Anita heard, too? Which was worse, mime fucker or mime striper? "Putain de merde, I am not a stripper! That's a stripper," he said pointing to the lap dance happening across the way. "I'm a cop."
Jared "RIIIIIGHT I gotchu." He looked at the woman he didn't know and whispered "DOn't blow his cover that's not cool, mimes can't be seen talking." and then he clapped Kaden on the back. "Cop as well huh? Good with costumes?"
Blanche was cackling, laughing so hard that it actually hurt her and her injuries. Wheezing, she swatted Nell, giving Bea her own whoop. "Get it, Bea!!" she cackled, grabbing another flute of champagne. "We know this is your.... Fanta-sea."
Leah rolled her eyes, taking a sip from her new champagne. Of course Jasmine would want this dude at her birthday party. "I'll get his number from Nell", she teased. "That way you can just call him whenever you want. Bad day? Call the Sailor Stripper man, he'll make it all better!" Her eyes widened comically at Nell's joke. It felt more like a threat, to be honest. She wouldn't put it past the younger woman to actually pull something like that off. "Nell, Nell. ...Nell." She let out a breath, shaking her head no. "Nell... I think you know that if you even try that, you'll regret it." Would she ever do anything that might hurt Nell? Absolutely not, and Nell probably knew that, too. But it was worth the threat, if only to avoid the embarrassment and the mere suggestion of what Nell was threatening to do.
Morgan snorted again, some of her champagne flying up her nose. "Kaden, you didn't tell me you had a passion-project second job! You gotta follow your heart, and invest in all of the best props for your set list." She patted his shoulder, beaming, and got up from the table, taking Anita by the hand. "Y'all are swell, but Jacky Boy isn't our type. We'll come back around though!" She slid her arm through Anita's and escorted her around the room, aiming for the dance floor at a safe, respectful distance from Remmy, who seemed to be finally working things out with Luce. "How's that for a save?" She asked Anita.
Bow-tie thoroughly loosened, Felix shifted in his seat before he got up and went to Bea's side. His eyes went to Kaden for a moment. Not you too, his eyes said. "Wow, you sure know how to clear a deck, fella!" His smile was sharp as he looked at the stripper. "You know, I think there's someone else here who could really use the kinda good time you've provided us all with. Hey Nell!" He called over before he looked back to Jack. "That's the one. Promise you'll show her a decent time? She's great. Dynamite. Aces. She deserves it. It's been a tough month."
Jasmine joked, "Oh Bea, that's not fun." The French man was attractive enough he could pull off the looks, but he didn't look like much of a dancer. Still, she poked fun. "So, you do a cop strip show then." She could see Bea was getting a bit uncomfortable, so she sauntered over to that side of table and tapped Jack's soldier. "Hey, Sailor, I think your moves may be a bit more appreciated over here."
Luce 's head was spinning, the bright lights and decorations sparkling in the light. The sound of the band's music was almost enough to drown out the chaos of what was happening behind her, but she could still hear Blanche and Nell shouting words of encouragement at the male stripper, who was no doubt... doing his job. Remmy's hand rested on her hip and she blinked. "I don't know if she deserves that specifically. I definitely didn't pay for that guy." She said with a shake of her head. "Fucking Nell... I bet she hired him."
Jasmine grinned widely at Leah. "Please, do. One of the girls is having a bachelorette party soon and he'd be perfect!"
Jack looked over to Nell with a quick promising wink. He'd definitely be by her seat later. But he had to give the birthday girl his attention first. He turned on the spot, giving Bea a show of every single one of his muscles. She didn't seem as eager as the girl to his side, so when he leant in to ask a question, it was with his normal, quiet voice. "Do you want a dance or do you want me to take myself somewhere else?" But it seemed his question was answered by the others around. He flashed both the hot at the gills looking guy and the pretty lady who tapped his shoulder. "You got my sailor's oath!" He told Felix, and turned over to Nell. "You want me to swab your decks, miss?"
"I'm not stripping because I'm not a stripper!" Kaden started cursing under his breath. The kid, Anita, Morgan, Felix, and Bea, too? Come on. "Someone back me up here. Anyone! Come on, let's go back to taking my money, that'd be great, right?"
Bea glanced between both Felix and Jasmine,"Thank you." Standing, she grabbed Felix's hand,"Do you want to go dance?" She could use a little bit of time away from the chaos of the table, even as fun as it was. "Have fun, Nell!" She cackled as Jack made her way over.
Remmy gave a chuckle, shaking their head. "I meant a good time," they said, stepping in time to the music and moving Luce with them. It was a more upbeat tune, the music drifting around them, and Remmy spun her a little before pulling her back in. "You all deserve a good night to let loose and have--" they flinched at the sound of Blanche's loud shout cutting through even the loud music, giving Luce a sheepish grin, "--fun."
Blanche paled as the stripper turned on Nell. "Oh no. You're on your own." She started to inch away.
Anita followed Morgan out to the dance floor, grinning widely. This was far preferred to watching a man strip. “The absolute best save. You’re my hero,” she grinned widely as she began to dance with her friend. As they danced she noticed Luce dancing with some person she didn’t quite recognize. She smiled softly, they seemed nice together. Turning her attention back towards Morgan, she laughed as she could still hear the things people were saying by the stripper. “This party did not really go how I was expecting… but this does make me kinda wanna hire a stripper for my next birthday.”
“What?!" Nell squawked as the tables were turned, and suddenly there was a whole ocean of flesh coming closer. "Blanche, don't you dare fucking leave me. This is what you get for running away from the hospital!" she said as her friend tried to inch away, latching onto a non-injured portion of Blanche with a vice-like grip. "My decks are good, though! Freshly swabbed! Just got them done yesterday!"
Leah pushed herself closer to Jasmine as the stripper came closer to where they were sitting, all but turning her back to him and Nell with an amused but mortified look. In a supportive move, she grabbed Blanche's wrist and pulled her toward them as well, holding her close.
"We know, Kaden," Felix said with a solemn nod. "The champagne tower is all yours, friend. I know it's a real hard time for ya." He laced his fingers with Bea's and smiled as he led her towards the dance floor. "I don't know how I'll compare to our new pal Jack over there but I'll do my best for you, doll."
Jane had been stealing other guests money at a different table, and went to go see what the commotion was. Jane saw Jack, and snorted as she heard Kaden assuring everyone he wasn't a stripper. She clapped him on the shoulder. "Come on Kaden, everyone here knows you strip to ABBA."
"I don't want to think about my sister having a good time with that." Luce said automatically, shuddering. She let Remmy spin her around, her feet just a bit clumsy underneath her as they danced. The haze of the alcohol was settling in, everything golden and bright around them. Tilting her head, she looked at them, eyebrows arching. "Mm, you're not wrong. You know," She said, pausing for a moment before leaning in closer to Remmy, "I can think of a couple fun things we could do."
"Oh, I'll take your money for free, Kaden!" Morgan called over her shoulder, winking at him. "Is that a promise?" The music was picking up and she took her friend's hand, whirling her around as they came near the dance floor. "Anita, I will hire you only the best, most voluptuous strippers for your birthday. Name the date, and they're all yours." She spun them around again as the music picked up. "Also, fun fact about me no one here knows yet? I know how to do the charleston." She started to demonstrate, working more flare into it than usual. "If you take another drink, I'll even teach you too."
Jared had a lot of people backing up the knowledge that this kaden guy was a stripper. He was embarrassed but Jared pat him on the arm. "Don't worry bud, no one is judging. I'm sure you're a wonderful stripper."
Jasmine cackled as Nell tried to back away from the stripper. There had to be some sort of anecdote about not hiring a stripper if you're not down for a lap dance. "Good call, the kid definitely doesn't need a stripper." Leah was held on to the small girl even though Nell tried to keep her in the stripper's orbit. She wondered if this short blonde girl was even old enough to be here. "I'm guessing Nell's the one who hired our sailor friend here." Good taste, just not Bea's. She nearly spit out her champagne when it was mentioned Kaden stripped to ABBA. "Oh honey, we need to get you a better playlist."
As the world faded from view, and tsunami Jack took over the majority of Nell's line of sight, she raised a single middle finger across the room, pointed directly at Felix.
Remmy looked around the hall-- people laughing, people grinning, people just plain having fun, having the time of their lives-- and decided that not everything in the world was bad. In fact, there was a lot more good than bad. There had to be, right? Luce looked stunning, Bea looking like shew as having the time of her life now that she was on the dance floor, even Nell, though flustered, looked like she was having fun. And Blanche and Morgan and everyone else. Remmy spun Luce one more time before bringing her close, smiling warmly at her drunken words. "Maybe tomorrow," they said back to her softly, "once the alcohol has worn off."
Kaden turned to see Jane behind him. Of fucking course. "Fuck you, Wu." He was going to need something stronger than champagne soon. There was no living this down was there?
"I think you'll do just fine," Bea let out a little laugh. As she looked around the party, she felt warm. Just last week she had been kicked out of the community that had raised her and she had felt alone. Her family and friends were the people here, having fun and celebrating this day with her. "As ridiculous has this has turned out, this has been one of my best birthdays." Even without her parents or friends from the Coven, she was happy. All these people, even Jack, had helped her make this birthday perfect. She couldn't ask for better people to spend this day with.
16 notes · View notes
innerpostmentality · 5 years
Text
Timing Is Everything
Inspired by Choices: The Royal Heir Book 1 chapter 10 – The Bachelor Party All rights to Choices characters go to Pixelberry. I appreciate their work and their inspiration. This features: Liam, Drake, Maxwell, Bertrand, and Bastien Word Count: 7300+ a smidge. It’s long. I apologize but I hope you enjoy. Rating: Let’s call it M. It’s a bachelor party…. So if you aren’t M then please put it on your reading list for when you are a little older. This is an AU where Stephanie (MC) chose Drake instead of Liam. Liam met Hyclea (OC) and they are currently engaged. Liam is not naming Drake and Stephanie’s child his heir. Savannah and Bertrand are about to get married. Authors note: I’m a native Texan and while we are noted for our great out doors and the mosquitos might eat you and the raccoons might steal your picnic the odds of running into a bear are significantly less than running into a bobcat or coyote. Tagging: @bbrandy2002 @tornbetween2loves @custaroonie @ao719 @texaskitten30 @sawyer0akleyscowboyhat @furiousherringoperatortoad @kennaxval @kingliam2019 @stopforamoment @hopefulmoonobject @gardeningourmet @darley1101 @drakewalkerwhipped @bobasheebaby @cora-nova @indiacater @emceesynonymroll    Maxwell was so excited about Bertrand’s bachelor party camping trip that he planned with Drake and Liam’s help he was practically bouncing. They had let him handle the evening camp activities and he had been nervously awaiting the arrival of the boxes of goodies he ordered after weeks of intensive research about bachelor parties. Since Drake and Liam had decided that the bachelor party was going to be a camping extravaganza in Texas he knew that it wasn’t going to be possible to have a girl jump out of a giant cake. And Savannah wouldn’t like that anyway. Drake had the early part. Liam the afternoon and lunch. And he had the evening and drinking and games.   He wasn’t really sure how much champagne he needed to order. At Beaumont Bashes as much bubbly wound up spilled to various attempts at opening bottles with medieval weaponry as wound up in glasses so he finally asked Drake if he thought twenty four bottles would be enough?   Drake lifted a brow trying to figure out if Maxwell was serious before he smirked. “I guess that depends on how big the pool is?”   Maxwell’s eyes got big, “Pool?”   “Twenty four bottles for four of us? You can’t possibly think we could drink that much so I was guessing we were going to be bathing in it? Which is a novel idea. Or you could give Bertrand eighteen bottles as a gift to enjoy with Savannah later I suppose.”   Drake smiled thoughtfully as he contemplated the fun he might have with Stephanie and three cases of champagne. “I think you may be on to something, Max. Take six with us and save the rest for a present for them.”
  He considered Drake’s advice but when he was packing he decided to take two cases since there were only six bottles in each case. Always better to have enough and his research had shown that one of the primary activities of a bachelor party was drinking, not just drinking but drinking excessively.  The other primary activity of bachelor parties, the sexy naughty part was tougher to figure out. Out in the woods in a foreign country, house guests of your brother’s fiancées family that lived waaay out in the country you couldn’t get strippers, there wouldn’t even be a television to show bawdy films on. And then he found it, the Cock-a-Deux a penis casting kit! Everything you need to turn your willy into a gift that will wow your partner! They had kits that let you make sculptures, candles, vibrators, chocolate, night lights, dildos, intimate gifts that would be fun. It was perfect! He ordered kits to make candles. Then he thought they might like vibrators since you might not want to see a candle shaped like you burn away; and the ladies might like a vibrator better. Then he decided that chocolates might be even better. Then he thought you might need a test kit that was just plain. So he modified his order again. Then he got nervous worrying about it not arriving in time. Then yesterday when he was getting really worried Scary Aunt, Leona had brought him the package from Intimate Ideas.    Maxwell grinned as he packed his sixteen Cock-a-Deux kits in his oversized duffel bag and set it on top of the ice chest where he had put the champagne before climbing into bed.
   Pounding on his door woke him up and he squinted blearily at his phone, 5:30am. “Up and at em, Maxwell! We’ve got horses to saddle and the fish won’t wait.” Drake called from his door. Then the door was opened and a cowboy hat was sailed like a Frisbee to land on his bed.     Drake woke Bertrand next and walked in as Bertrand spluttered to lay a pair of jeans and a denim shirt on the foot of his bed before setting a nice Stetson on top. “We’re going camping and Liam and I thought you could use some appropriate attire. Get dressed. Liam is making us coffee downstairs.”                                                  ------------------
     Liam smiled and handed him a cup of coffee when Drake came into the kitchen chuckling. “How’d it go?”     Drake saluted him with the coffee cup. “They were pre-verbal though Bertrand did make some noises of outrage as I barged in his room to deliver his outfit. I told him you were making us coffee.”     Bastien walked in and gave Liam a short bow, “Your Majesty, the tents and equipment are loaded in the SUV. As soon as we have everyone’s packs the security team will take everything to the camp site and set it up for you.”    “Would you like some coffee, Bastien? I really appreciate you taking care of this. I know it’s a bit unorthodox.” Liam sipped his coffee and smiled at the head of his guard.    “Thank you Sir, your offer is kind but I am fully caffeinated at this time.” Bastien smiled.    Liam shook his head chuckling. “Someday Bastien you are going to have to try my coffee. And that day you will be sad for all the years you have turned me down.”    Bastien bowed, “It is a certainty, Sir.”    There was a loud ‘thump’ bang, ….. ‘thump’ bang,… ‘thump’ bang, “Woah” ‘Thump’ bang, ‘Thump’ bang, “WoaH, WOAH, WOAH!” clatter, Boom. “Oh dear…” from out in the hall.   “Maxwell Percival Beaumont! What have you done?!” Bertrand’s bellow echoed down the stairs.    “Don’t Look Bertrand! You’ll spoil the surprise!”    Liam and Drake looked at one another and burst into laughter even as Bastien dashed out into the hall.    At the foot of the stairs Maxwell was sprawled over a large overturned ice chest. A dozen bottles of chilled champagne and ice were strewn across the entry; and a duffle bag large enough to carry a body in lay in the midst of the mess.  “Lord Beaumont are you uninjured?” Bastien asked with immediate concern.  “Oh, Yes. Just, could you keep my brother from coming down here while I clean this up, Please?” Maxwell looked at Bastien with his big blue eyes pleading.  Bastien lifted a brow at the young man but went up the stairs to speak with Bertrand who was in the midst of getting dressed and had only opened the door to chastise Maxwell for the disturbance while he finished dressing.   “All is well, Your Grace. I assure you there was more cacophony than calamity. And your brother seems unfazed by his sleigh ride down the staircase.”   Bertrand nodded and closed the door.     Bastien spoke in his ear piece, “Geno could you please come in and assist Lord Beaumont with reassembling his parcels for the camp. We’ve had a bit of a mishap.”  A moment later the young guard came in and helped Maxwell clean up the ice and get all the champagne loaded back in the ice chest then they took the chest and the duffel out to the security SUV’s.
 Maxwell joined Liam, Drake and Bertrand in the kitchen a few minutes later. He stopped short as he took in his brother dressed in jeans and denim. “Wow, Bertrand! Country stylin’. Savannah is going to love it.” He pulled out his phone and started snapping pictures of the three of them.  “Do you think she will like this, truly?” Bertrand looked at himself a bit uncertainly.  Drake slapped him on the back. “Welcome to the family. Denim is like Walker family colors. You look good, Bertrand.”  “These jeans are somewhat tight are they not?” Bertrand was frowning slightly as he lifted one leg then the other.  Maxwell laughed. “Savannah will love that too.” Liam and Drake nodded their agreement.  Bastien came in the kitchen and bowed to Liam. “Sir the SUV’s have departed. The horses are ready and Dimitri and I will be accompanying you on horseback.”  “Very good, Bastien.” Liam smiled at him then grinned, “Bastien might I impose on you to take a photo of the four of us before we embark? If you could send it to Maxwell I believe he’s making a memory book of this adventure.”    Bastien gave a small smile then pulled out his phone as the four men arranged themselves holding their coffee cups up in a toast for the picture.    The ride out to the campsite was beautiful and brisk in the cool morning air. The horses were prancy enjoying the coolness of the morning and inclined to a fast pace with the slightest encouragement. So it was only around 7:30 when they got to their campsite. A nice wooded area with massive pecan trees all around a bend in the San Saba river. Their tents were already set up and their gear stowed inside when they arrived. Drake ducked in his and came out a minute later with fishing gear and a tackle box.     Bertrand’s eyes got wide as he looked at Drake. “Surely you jest?”     Drake laughed. “You know better, Bertrand.” A breeze blew across the river and there were several ‘thunks’ as ripe pecans fell from the trees. “Oh, and you might want to keep your hats on. It’s pecan season. They’re tasty but hard on the head when they are falling. At least we won’t go hungry even if we don’t catch any fish.”    Liam brought out some folding chairs and a cooler. “I have it on good authority that traditionally one drinks beer when fishing in these waters.” He popped the cooler open and handed each of them bottles of icy Shiner Bock beer.    Bertrand sipped it and made a face. “This is rather harsh at breakfast your Majesty.”    Drake lifted his bottle and clinked it all around. “To good beer, good friends, and good fishing! Bertrand, it gets better the more you drink. And I’m certain there is a monster large mouth bass with your name on it just waiting for you to toss a lure in.”    The next several minutes were occupied with Drake getting everyone’s fishing gear set up and instructing Bertrand and Maxwell on how to work the lures. He was about to sit down when suddenly Bertrand hollered, “Oh… Oh… I seem… Oh my.” The ragged whirr of the break on the reel sang as the fish ran for freedom.  “Reel him in, Bertrand!” Drake yelled.    Bertrand started cranking the handle on the reel the pole bending and swaying as he fought with the fish. “You shall not prevail, scaly denizen of the deep!”    “Drake! Drake! I think I have one!” Maxwell yelled as his reel sang with the line peeling from it. He pulled back but the line kept going out.    “Reel Maxwell. Use the reel.” Drake grabbed the dip net and headed for the bank where Bertrand was managing to pull the tiring fish into the shallows.    “It’s a nice one Bertrand. I told you there was a fish waiting for you.” He skillfully scooped the dip net under the fish and hoisted it out of the water. Drake slipped the hook out of the bass’s mouth and held it up for Bertrand to see. “I’m guessing this one is over 4 pounds. Nice work Bertrand!”    Bertrand had a huge smile. “Ha! That shall teach you to test the metal of a Beaumont!”    Maxwell was struggling with his as the tip of the pole zig zagged wildly and the reel began to whine again. “Keep the tension, Maxwell. Think of it like a dance. You’re leading but you have to keep the tension.”    Drake slipped Bertrand’s bass on a stringer and secured it to the root of a big cypress tree that grew right at the water’s edge its roots extending down into the river. Just then he heard Liam’s reel start singing. The King had been fishing with Drake before and so was grinning and handling the fish with expertise.    An hour later everyone but Drake had caught multiple fish. Drake had been kept busy scooping up their catches and freeing the ones that were deemed too small to keep. And they had caught enough fish not only to feed the four of them but also to send some back to the house for the ladies to enjoy. Bertrand and Maxwell had become new fishing enthusiasts and grilled Drake as they made their way back to camp with the gear about where they could acquire such gear and if he would show them where they could fish when they got back home.     Liam grinned as they got back to camp and saw the large box he had requested be brought sitting next to his tent. Drake passed another round of beers out to all of them then went to take the fish for the house to Bastien. When he returned with a giant picnic basket Liam was explaining the box.    “I thought in light of this auspicious occasion that I would arrange for us to hold the time honored Cordonian tradition of an Apple Shoot. Our good hosts have packed us a luncheon of fried chicken, potato salad and pecan pie?” He looked to Drake for confirmation.  Drake nodded as he spread a checkered table cloth on the folding table that had been set up in the middle of the camp and started pulling containers out of the giant picnic basket.  “After lunch I thought we might allow for an hour of practice if you wish and then the event.” Liam pulled one of the folding chairs up to the table and grinned at the repast that Drake was unloading. When they were all gathered around the table Liam stood and raised his beer. “I think a toast is in order. To friends and the lovely ladies who have provided us with this wonderful feast!”  They all clinked their bottles together with a “Se haray mas!”     It took a bit of persuasion to get Bertrand to accept that using one’s fingers to eat fried chicken at a picnic was completely acceptable. But when Liam grabbed a drumstick with his hand after sampling the potato salad with his fork Bertrand followed his king’s example. Maxwell declared that Pecan pie was the ultimate delicious dessert of America and proceeded to eat four pieces. The subsequent food coma lasted for about half an hour while they sat around chatting about the morning with the occasional pecan falling and tatting around them.
  Liam stood and went over to open the large box. “I had several weapons that have traditionally been used for the Apple Shoot sent so you might have your choice Bertrand. They’ve been modified for safety.”    Bertrand went over and looked in the box finally selecting what looked to be an ornate dueling pistol. For the next hour he practiced shooting with it. Then Liam asked him formally if he was ready for the test. Bertrand bowed to his king and told him it was his honor to accept the challenge.    “Gentlemen, my Lords as you know becoming a Knight’s-Marksman and honorary defender of the realm is one of the high honors reserved for the Crown to offer. It is an opportunity offered only to those who the Crown acknowledges as faithful friends of Cordonia. It is my pleasure to offer the opportunity to his grace Duke Ramsford, Bertrand Beaumont. Who shall sponsor with faith in his true aim?”    Drake and Maxwell both stepped forward and looked at each other.  “I will. I know you can do this Bertrand.” Maxwell grinned at his brother.    “I will.  Please don’t shoot me, Bertrand. Getting shot once was enough.” Drake looked at Liam and grinned.    Liam nodded at them. “Very good. Please take your positions twenty paces from us Lord Beaumont, Duke Valtoria.”   The men counted off the paces then stood together and faced Bertrand and Liam.    “Are you ready?” Liam looked at Bertrand who looked for a long moment at his brother and Drake then looked up mentally visualizing what was about to happen.     Finally Bertrand nodded. “I am, Your Majesty.”     Liam tossed the Cordonian Ruby Apple in a high arc toward and above Maxwell and Drake’s heads. Bertrand braced the pistol on his forearm sighting in on the arc of the apple and fired. The plastic ball cut a perfect hole through the center of the apple!  Maxwell and Drake whooped and ran to pat Bertrand on the back congratulating him. Liam grinned, “Well done! Well done!”     Bertrand had a huge grin and kept repeating, “I did it! I did it!”     Then Liam went back over to the box and retrieved a beautifully engraved wooden box. Inside was a circular gold pin depicting an apple pierced by an arrow engraved around the edge with ‘Knight’s Marksman of Cordonia’ He presented it to Bertrand. “Look at the back Bertrand. It’s engraved with the date and your name. Congratulations Bertrand!” Liam hugged him kissing him on each cheek.    Bertrand’s eyes were bright with emotion as he looked at his king. “It’s engraved? But how?”      Liam smiled patting his back. “Because you are Bertrand Beaumont. There was never any doubt in my mind that you would succeed.”  Liam grinned, “I think this calls for a drink. I heard some rumor that someone brought enough champagne for a swimming pool?”     Maxwell was already running for his tent and the ice chest full of champagne. He brought the chest out and proudly presented a frosty bottle to Liam. “As requested!” His eyes got big. “Oh no! I forgot glasses!”    Drake chuckled, “Well we’ll have to suffer with the plastic cups in the picnic basket then.”    Liam deftly uncorked the champagne managing not to lose half the bottle in a geyser while Drake got the plastic cups from the picnic basket. They were all smiling as Liam toasted to Bertrand the newest Knight’s Marksman of Cordonia.
   As soon as the bottle was empty Drake stood and stretched. “Okay gents it’s time for you to gather up some firewood for the evening while I clean the fish and do the prep work for dinner.”
   Bertrand lifted a brow and sputtered at Drake ordering them around. Liam chuckled shaking his head and putting a hand on Bertrand’s shoulder. “Bertrand, you are in Drake’s domain now. And you would do well to accommodate him in this. Unless you want to learn to gut fish? Trust him, Bertrand, we’re in good hands.”
   Drake headed to his tent to get his ice chest and cooking gear. But called over his shoulder before ducking in the tent, “If you see a brush pile you need to poke it with a stick first; if you gentlemen hear something that sounds like a baby rattle in a bush you step back slowly the way you came. Do NOT investigate. We have venomous snakes here. One of the most common ones is a rattlesnake. You do not want to meet one.”
   Bertrand and Liam and Maxwell all exchanged looks as Drake disappeared into his tent.
    “Perhaps we should wait for you to finish your preparations and you can join us gathering wood?” Bertrand called to Drake.
    Drake came out of his tent with his rolling ice chest. “If you wish.” Drake grinned, “You know it’s a really nice day. How long has it been since you went swimming in a river?”
    Liam got a big grin but resisted telling Drake the last time was with Stephanie and thought that he really needed to take Hyclea to Forgotten Falls sometime soon.
    Maxwell giggled and Bertrand glared at him. “We Beaumonts do NOT swim in public.”
    “Well I guess it’s a good thing that we aren’t in public then.” Drake drawled. “This is all part of Walker Ranch, Bertrand. Private property and our own little piece of the San Saba river just for our use. But first let’s get some wood and get the fire started so it can make us some nice coals to cook on.”
     An hour later Drake was satisfied with the fire and they all headed back to the river. It was short work if somewhat messy for Drake cleaning the fish and icing them down. He grinned at the others who were sitting in their folding chairs sipping beers and enjoying just watching the river and talking about the morning. He stood from rinsing his hands and started unbuttoning his shirt. “You know we have a saying here….” He shrugged out of his shirt dropping it in his chair then whipped off his t-shirt and started pulling off his boots. “Actually, we have several sayings but two come to mind.”
    Liam grinned and started taking off his boots. “Bertrand you probably should take off your boots.” He advised.
    Bertrand just blinked uncomprehendingly as Drake continued to strip. “Beg pardon?”
    Drake grinned. “Help your brother with his boots Maxwell.”
    Maxwell didn’t look too sure for a moment but then got a huge grin. “Of course!” He got up and went over and started pulling on Bertrand’s boots ignoring Bertrand’s look of shock.
   Drake pulled his belt and dropped his jeans and boxers laying them over his shirts on his chair then taking a swig of the beer and setting his hat on top of his pile of clothes.
   Liam had unbuttoned his shirt and was grinning like a naughty eight year old. “Bertrand, come to think of it you might want to take off your clothes. You too Maxwell.”
    “I… Your Majesty?... I” Bertrand sputtered wide eyed.
    Maxwell got Bertrand’s second boot off then sat down and started pulling off his own boots. “We’re going skinny dipping!!!! Yes!!”
   “And Maxwell,” Drake’s tone was deadly, “If you take any pictures I will drown you and feed your body to the catfish. Do you understand me?”
   Maxwell nodded then answered Drake. “Understood. I’m leaving my phone in my pants.” Then he grinned and shimmied out of his clothes.
    “I’m not sure this is appropriate.” Bertrand muttered even as he was unbuttoning his shirt.
    Maxwell was dancing and singing “We’re going skinny dipping, skinny dipping, skinny dipping.”
    Drake went to his pile of clothes and found his phone to put on some music before he ran and jumped in the river. The cool water was an exhilarating shock and he surfaced a moment later with a whoop and laughing swiping the water out of his face. “Oh yeah… that saying… Last one in is a rotten egg!”
    Liam dashed and jumped in moments before Maxwell jumped grabbing his knees to cannonball for maximum splash. As soon as Maxwell popped up Drake and Liam splashed him laughing.
    “Bertrand you best come save your brother.” Liam called out to him before sending another scoop of water toward Maxwell.
    Bertrand set his hat on the neat pile of clothes on his chair before wading into the river and joining the water fight.
   For the next hour they played and joked and laughed as though twenty years had been shed from them with their clothes. The river carried them downstream a bit and rather than streak through the woods to get back to their clothes they swam to the shallows and waded back upstream.
   As they got dressed Bertrand cleared his throat. He blushed as he addressed them. “I, I just want to thank you all. This has been quite wonderful. It means a lot to me, to us really. I know Savannah was quite thrilled that so many have come.”
    Drake patted Bertrand on the back. “I know we have had differences in the past, Bertrand. But you put the light in my sister’s eyes and I know you love her. I’m happy to call you brother.”
    He rubbed the back of his neck then grinned.  “The fire should be ready, and I’m starving!”
    They made their way back to camp where Drake dug the potatoes he had wrapped in foil earlier and buried in the fire out before he set a grill over the coals and cooked the fish he had prepared earlier.
    Liam set the table up again and Maxwell brought out more champagne.
   All of them moaned with ecstasy at the first bite of the delicious fish.
   “Drake, this is the best fish I’ve ever tasted!” Bertrand exclaimed even as he took another bite.
   “To our chef of the evening! Drake! You have out done yourself my friend!” Liam lifted his plastic cup of champagne and they all clacked their cups together and drank.
   Drake blushed, “Well it helps that we were all pretty hungry. But I want to toast Bertrand, My Brother, My Friend, And the man that caught this delicious fish!”
   “To skinny dipping!” Maxwell gushed enthusiastically.
    The others all looked at Maxwell a moment then burst into laughter and toasted with him.
   “It was quite liberating actually.” Bertrand grinned and drank.
   “Hey, Maxwell what have you got planned for our after-dinner entertainment? I saw that huge duffel bag this morning.” Drake was taking a bite of a buttery baked potato.
   “Well it was quite a challenge to find something we could do out here. But I finally found the perfect thing!” Maxwell took another bite of the fish and poured more champagne into everyone’s cups.
   “And what is that?” Liam inquired.
   “Cock a Deux kits.”
   Drake choked barely turning his head in time to avoid spraying the champagne he’d just sipped on Bertrand.
    Liam looked alarmed, “Drake are you okay?” Drake waved, eyes watering.
   Bertrand looked at Maxwell, “Pray tell what is this Cock a deux kits?”
   Maxwell looked a little uncertain, a bit worried about Drake and not quite as sure how perfect this idea was now. “Well bachelor parties are supposed to have lots of alcohol and sexy entertainment. So the champagne was easy. I know you love Champagne, Bertrand. But sexy entertainment out in the woods.. Well that was hard. But Cock a deux kits are these kits you can make molds of your penis…”
   Liam snorted his drink and started coughing.
   Bertrand grew about three inches taller in his chair, “No. Absolutely not.”
   “It’s the perfect intimate gift for the one you love, Bertrand. And you can make vibrators, or chocolate, or candles and I thought at first candles, but burning one of those might be, I don’t know weird… I know Savannah would love it.”
   Drake was laughing so hard he was snorting and slapping his knee. “Maxwell…. how, how many did you get? That duffel bag was huge.”
   Maxwell mumbled so low no one could make out what he said.
   “Drake, I think you knew what this was. How have I not heard that story?” Liam chucked as he recovered enough to inquire.
   Drake grinned and shook his head. “Frat hazing. We had to make casts then make a candle and take it in. They lit the candle and then you had to go on a treasure hunt and find a hidden object before your candle burned down.”
   “Dare I ask?” Liam lifted a brow.
   “I’m certain you will.” Drake laughed. “Nope.” He snorted. “It’s… harder than you might think.” And then they all were laughing.
   “Hey… I was trying to do it without help. It’s definitely a two person job.”
   “There is NO Possible scenario!” Bertrand protested.
   “No… “ Drake was laughing so hard he was having a hard time catching his breath. “Not like that. I mean timing…. And slipping yourself into cold alginate isn’t the most conducive to staying in great mold making form so to speak.” Drake was still chuckling as he picked up his cup and refilled everyone’s. “To Cock-a-Deux” He crowed and tapped his cup to the others.
   “We gotta do this.”
    Liam laughed and hid his smirk in his cup as he drank. Thinking it was going to take a LOT more champagne to get Bertrand to participate in this escapade.
   Maxwell was slightly stunned that Drake was supporting him. But he went to his tent and got the duffel bag and brought it back out to the table.
   “You know what we really need if we want to get good molds? Good Lord alive, how many of these did you get Maxwell?” Drake looked at the size of the duffel bag that Maxwell had sat on the table. Drake opened it up and burst out laughing again. “Oh my… “ He started pulling them out. “We have candle kits, and vibrator kits, and chocolate kits, and this one looks like it just makes a neon colored body safe silicon dildo…. “ He doubled over laughing. “Sixteen cock kits….”
   Maxwell blushed. “I thought we might need to practice or something. And I read online that if you were too big you might have a hard time…” Drake shrieked with laughter. “Well it said that you have to be careful not to touch the bottom or the sides or it won’t work properly. And they recommended extra alginate and large plastic water bottles rather than the kit tube.”
    “Did… did they recommend… cock rings or Viagra? Cause I promise that’s the only way you get a good mold.” Drake was holding his ribs struggling to get control.
   “They did. So I got some of those, cock rings that is. Leather ones with a snap so you can get them off. There were some really bad pictures of men stuck in metal ones.” Maxwell shuddered.
    “I have some Viagra” Bertrand mumbled.
   “You do?” Maxwell, Drake, and Liam all turned to him at the same time.
    “Well yes. I, mean I don’t need it. It was like, like insurance. I could not bear the thought of disappointing Savannah on our wedding night or honeymoon...” He shrugged. “If you prefer the blue pill I can certainly spare three. As I said it was merely insurance not something I require. And I have far more than I would use I’m certain. I will not be engaging in this activity.”
   “Are you sure?” Drake raised his brow. “I am certain Savannah would cherish such a personal, unique gift from you Bertrand. I know Stephanie will love it. Hell, I may make her a full set!”
    Bertrand looked torn. “Truly? You think Savannah would, would appreciate such a thing?”
    “I’m certain she would love it.” Drake somehow managed to keep a straight face.
    Liam refilled the champagne cups. “I must admit to the clever novelty of the idea Maxwell. I am not quite certain when the time may be right for me to bestow such a thing on my intended. But as intimate gifts go it does seem more entertaining than a bejeweled toenail clipping.” He was chuckling as he finished his dinner.
    “So since you researched it Maxwell how are we going to go about this?” Drake was looking over the various kits and the extras.
   “Well we need to heat some water. Then we have to decide if the tube that the kit comes in is going to work or if you’ll need to use one of the large water bottles. The warmer it is the faster the alginate will set. But obviously it can’t be too warm. And if it’s too cold well we might not be able to, um, make a good impression. But that’s where the cock rings can help or I guess we could try the Viagra. I thought the person who is going to make the mold can go in their tent and tell us when to start making the alginate and then we can pass them the alginate when it’s ready.” Maxwell shrugged.
   Drake put a pot of water on the fire. “Maxwell you may have been right about how much champagne we may need.” He chuckled.
   Bertrand was frowning. “Are you actually going to do this?” He looked around at the other men with a raised brow.
    Liam laughed and filled Bertrand’s cup up again. “I honestly don’t see any harm in it Bertrand. It’s not as though we are doing something risky or sharing some intimacy with a stranger. It says here this dildo kit can be modified into a night light. It rather amuses me to think of bedecking the thing with flowers and having it set on the night stand as a night light.”
    “It amuses me to think of Maxwell using his to open champagne bottles at a future Beaumont Bash.” Drake chuckled.
    “I’m more concerned about Bartie using it as a sword to play pirate with the nanny.” Bertrand mumbled but finished his drink.
    After a few more rounds of drinks all of the men were agreed they would do it. Maxwell was going to go first. He said he would need the larger water bottle and the extra alginate. He went into his tent with one of the leather snap on cock rings and a few minutes later they heard the strains of an Argentine Tango coming from his tent.
    Drake put another pot of water on the fire and mixed hot water into the cold until Maxwell said he was ready. Then he mixed the warm water into the alginate as quickly as he could and poured the warm gloop into the cut off water bottle and handed it to Maxwell.
    A moment later… “Um… I may need some help. Maybe a chair?”
    The other men all looked at one another. Finally Drake chuckled and grabbed one of the chairs. “I’m coming in Maxwell.”
    Drake’s eyes got big as he entered the tent. Obviously Maxwell was a ‘grower’ not a ‘shower’ and he was very large and bound with the leather strap his tip nearly at his navel.
    “Could you maybe hold the container while I bend over and hold myself down? I can’t manage myself and it and if I tilt it, it’ll spill. This is harder than I thought it would be.”
    Drake took the bottle with the alginate and held it in the seat of the chair.  Maxwell leaned over the arms of the chair holding himself down and pushing his erection into the tepid solidifying alginate.
    “Good job Maxwell! Now you just need to think sexy thoughts for the next five minutes or so. And don’t move.”
    Maxwell shut his eyes and Drake struggled not to giggle as he held the container steady.
    It was actually about three or four minutes later when Maxwell opened his eyes. “Do you think it's hard enough yet?”
    “Maxwell you are literally balls deep in it, I would think you have a better idea than I do.”
    “Well maybe try to squeeze the bottle some and see if it squeezes?”
    Drake squeezed the bottle but it felt firm. “It seems firm. You want to pull out and see?”
    Maxwell carefully withdrew himself and grinned. “It worked!!”
   “Yay. Now please put yourself away. And just to be clear. You get to do the holding honors for Bertrand. I suspect he wouldn’t accept anyone else. So what are you going to make with this?”
   Maxwell considered carefully for a few minutes. “I think I’ll make a dildo. Then if I want to make other things I can use that to make other casts.”
    Drake grinned. “That’s brilliant, Maxwell. And yours came out much better than mine did years ago. It really does take a team to do this well.”
    They joined the others as soon as Maxwell was dressed and shared the thought that they should all make the silicone dildos and then they could use those in the future if they wished to make other things. The problem they ran into was that they had to use two of the dildo kits to get enough silicone to fill Maxwell’s cast.
   Liam said he would use one of the vibrator kits and he thought that could also be used to cast other molds if needed.
    Things went pretty well. Liam held for Drake. Drake held for Liam. They got good casts and by the time they were done Bertrand had enough to drink he was willing to make a token of his love for his love.
   Though he rejected the idea of needing a holder until he spilled the first bottle of alginate. Then he agreed to allow Maxwell to hold the second container for him. But even with the cock ring after all the alcohol he wasn’t quite up to where he needed to be. So he took a Viagra and they waited until he practically sang “Oh yes! We are most ready now!”
   Maxwell went in with the third bottle of alginate and Bertrand sank himself proudly and deeply into it. Ten minutes later they weren’t coming out. Drake and Liam looked at each other and then at the tent. A couple of minutes later they heard Maxwell speaking quietly.
   “Bertrand you need to pull out now.”
   “This seems to be stuck.” Bertrand had the ‘we are not amused’ tone in his voice.
   “Well, maybe unsnap the cock ring?”
    “Ouch! My hair! Ouch! We are just going to have to wait a bit longer.”
    Ten minutes passed with increased grumbling from Bertrand.
   “Bertrand it would probably help if you take that cock ring off. Just unsnap it.” Drake called out to him.
     “This infernal substance has solidified around my short hairs.”
    “Maxwell, can you come here a moment?” Liam called to Maxwell.
    Maxwell came out looking worried. “He really is stuck. It’s all glued in his hair I didn’t even think about it before it was too late.”
    Drake looked at Liam, “Do you still use a straight razor?”
    Liam laughed. “Yes. But I’ve also had about a bottle and a half of champagne. Do you really want me to geld your brother in law before his wedding?”
   Drake frowned. Then grinned. “I know who else shaves with a straight razor… And hasn’t been drinking. Oh he’s gonna love this.” Drake stood up and headed down the trail calling for Bastien.
   A few minutes later Drake proudly came back with the senior guard. “I told him he was our only hope. The future of the Duke of Ramsford depends on him.”
    Liam looked up and nodded. “You didn’t tell him what happened?” Liam smiled sweetly and offered Bastien a drink.
    “We’ve been drinking.”
    Bastien lifted a brow. “Indeed. How may I assist you Sir?”
   Liam pointed at the tent.
    Maxwell’s most calming voice carried to the guard. “Drake went to get assistance”
   “I don’t need assistance.”
    “Then pull out.”
    “You know I can’t.”
    “Then you need assistance at this point Bertrand.”
   Bastien lifted a brow at his King and Drake, “What sort of assistance does Duke Ramsford require may I ask.”
    “He needs a shave. In very close, delicate quarters. With a straight razor.” Liam chuckled. “I’ve been drinking. So we thought it best you assist since you have skill.”
    There was a very slight lift of his brow as he bowed to his king. “Do you have a shaving kit?”
    Liam got up, slightly unsteady and giggled a bit. “I always forget how champagne hits you when you stand.” He went to his tent and came back a minute later with his shaving kit.
    Bastien took it from him and went to the tent where the voices of Maxwell and Bertrand were emanating. He entered and stopped at the vision of Bertrand Beaumont naked from the waist down bent over a bottle filled to the brim with a pale green alginate his genitals submerged in the substance.
   “Your Grace, I have been asked to assist you.”
    “Lord Beaumont perhaps you could get your brother something strong to drink. And perhaps a first aid kit?”
    “First aid kit?” Bertrand queried in alarm.
    “Yes your Grace. I believe some anesthetic cream may ease your discomfort. I am going to shave your hairs that are accessible. And we will put some numbing cream on as much area as we can and then remove this.”
    Maxwell returned with Drake’s hip flask and the first aid kit and Bastien looked through it until he found a small tube of anesthetic/antiseptic cream. He told Bertrand to drink some of the whiskey and then lie back and think of pleasant things while he and Maxwell took care of him. He had Maxwell hold the flashlight and the container Bertrand was stuck in. And carefully examined what he was dealing with.
   “How long has he been in that cock ring?”
   “Thirty minutes maybe?”
    “We need to get that off him now.”
    “It has snaps. It just needs to be pulled and it’ll pop off.” Maxwell told Bastien.
    “It hurts to pull it. It pulls my hair.”
    “Your Grace, I need you to relax please.”
     Bastien carefully felt around the base of the strap until he located the snap.
    “That pains me!”
     “Yes. I know. My apologies.” Bastien held one end to steady it and jerked the snap open.
    “OUCH!! Damnit man I’m going to need those.” Bertrand howled.
    “Indeed your Grace. I believe you which is why we had to get that off you.” Bastien was actually very gentle as he smoothed the anesthetic cream on as much of Bertrand as was accessible.
    Bertrand sighed, “You have cold hands.”
     “My apologies your Grace. Do you feel any relief from your erection?”
     Bertrand blushed. “Not yet.”
    “Maxwell can you get me some ice please?” Bastien took the container from Maxwell.
    “Bertrand I’m going to put some ice on you. It should numb you a bit. Then I’m going to very carefully shave you as much as possible. And then we are going to take this mold off you. Hopefully. Do you understand me?”
    Bertrand nodded. “Please, please promise me you will not speak of this.”
    Bastien nodded. “On my honor, your Grace. We will never speak of this again.”
     “Thank you. You are a good man Bastien.”
    Maxwell returned with a tee shirt filled with chipped ice from the cooler and a bottle of water.
    Bastien had him hold the container and carefully tucked the ice and the tee shirt around the base of Bertrand’s cock while Bertrand made a strangled moaning protest. “That’s soooo cold!!”
    A few minute later Bastien took the ice away and pulled out the razor. Bertrand’s eyes got wide.
    “Is this completely necessary?”
     “Well you have quite a bit of hair stuck in this and we need to get you out of there. I do believe that shaving as much as we can will be much less painful, your Grace.”
   Bertrand nodded and lay back. “I can’t look.”
    Ever so carefully Bastien shaved as much of the hair as he could. “Now hold very still. On three we are going to remove this.
    One,” He nodded to Maxwell and Maxwell pulled the mold up and off his brother.
   Bertrand sat up yelling, “You said Three! That was NOT Three Maxwell!!”
    “Indeed your Grace,” Bastien smiled as he stood up. “It wasn’t three. But you know timing is everything. And you are free. I believe you have a rather impressive mold. And the Ramsford equipment seems to be intact.”
    Bertrand looked a bit startled then smiled. “Well done. And many thanks Bastien. Would you like some champagne? I think we still have some. Maxwell, get Bastien a bottle of champagne would you?”
    Maxwell grinned. “Of course. And Bastien we have extra mold kits if you like I’ll give you one….”
13 notes · View notes
miachanelparker · 4 years
Text
Making Movies
INVOLVED: Tyler Carter and Mia Carter TIME FRAME: Thursday, April 8th, 2020 LOCATION: Carter Home; Houston,Texas SUMMARY: Tyler and Mia make a sex tape instead of recording a video for her youtube channel.
Mia hummed to herself as she drunk down the addictive smoothie she’d been consuming on a regular basis. “You ready babe?” Mia asked Tyler seriously as rested her hand on her hip reading the mail addressed to him and her as she stood in the kitchen. 
 Tyler poured milk into his bowl of Cinnamon Toast crunch as he nodded at her. “Yeah, I’m ready,” he said with a bit of a shrug as he placed the oat milk back in the fridge before he grabbed a spoon and picked up his large bowl, walking over to her as he shoved a spoonful into his mouth. 
 She took a sip of the smoothie through her metal straw and she looked up at him. “You gonna eat that during the video?” Mia asked him curiously as she pushed the mail aside and moved to take her hair down from her ponytail combing through it. “Give me some” she said cutely. 
 Tyler looked down at his bowl and he nodded, “I had planned on it,” he told her honestly. At her words, he chuckled and scooped some of the cereal onto the spoon before he moved closer to her, offering the spoon to her. “Babe,” he began, wanting to have asked her this since she was sporting that wig in Paris. “This is all your own hair, right?” 
 “You need to eat that first babe” Mia said as she accepted the big spoonful of cereal and she munched lightly swallowing it down before she moved back to her smoothie. “Give me kiss” she added next before he bombarded her with a question that amused her. She chuckled at him and said, “you didn’t realize this was growing from my scalp until now?” she asked him. 
 Tyler chuckled and he nodded as he let her eat off the spoon before he scooped more up and shoved it into his mouth hungrily. “I’ll finish it quick,” he told her before he obliged. He wiped his mouth quickly before he leaned in and pecked her lips sweetly. “Well, you had braids for the longest, then you took them out but I wasn’t sure, and we got to Paris and you had a wig on the entire time,” he said shrugging a little before he ate more of the cereal. 
 Mia sat her cup down for a moment. She was drinking too much, too fast and it was causing a brain freeze. She squinted a little from the brain freeze before she said “I have to change it up from time to time” with a smirk. “My real hair is a lot of maintenance” she told him honestly as she shifted on her feet, the brain freeze subsiding. 
 Tyler scarfed down more of the cereal until the bowl was empty and he nodded at her. “I like it,” he told her truthfully as he placed his bowl in the sink to wash later. He rinsed and dried his hands before he picked up the ends of her hair, twirling it around his fingers with a smirk now.
 Mia smirked at him “you used to them bald head bitches; I am a whole nother breed baby. Top dog” she said with a gangster like expression before she chuckled. “They don’t make bitches like me anymore” she chuckled at herself. As he played with her hair she said “come on baby let’s start this video” as she grabbed her drink again taking a sip. 
 Tyler laughed out, shaking his head at Mia. “Stop it,” he told her despite his own laughter. “They can’t help it,” he told her, “you blew they wigs back,” he said laughing at his own foolishness as he followed Mia to go record. 
 Mia chuckled at Tyler, laughing out loud in their home as she moved for the room, they were recording in. Which happened to be the room he had redesigned especially for her channel. She licked her lips and said “baby don’t come and goof off the whole time either” with a smirk as she opened the door revealing the two chairs in front of her set up. 
 Tyler smirked and he laughed as he held his hands up defensively. “I make no promises,” he told her sweetly as she opened the door and he looked to the two chairs as he entered the room. He absolutely loved the new set up he created for her. Soon as he realized she wanted to do YouTube full time; he went all out. He wanted to support her and her dreams. Sitting down in a chair, he spun once more he stopped and looked at her with a smirk. “Hey baby, turn around right quick,” he said, licking his lips as he looked her over. 
 Mia rested her cup off to the side as she moved for her seat, at Tyler’s words she looked to him curiously. “What?” she asked as she turned around, however she turned her head over her shoulder as she looked to see what he saw confused. 
 As Mia turned for him, Tyler’s eyes rolled over her and he bit his lip hard. “Baby, that ass is getting fatter, my god,” he said as he reached out, grabbing her by her waist and he pulled her closer, resting his head atop her ass. 
 Mia looked at the back of her shirt and herself in the large monitor he got her before she looked at him. At his words she snorted “are you serious?” she asked him as he rested his head on her ass and she looked down “Tyler” she said knowingly. 
 Tyler chuckled softly, mushing the side of his face in the softness of her ass before he pulled back with a smirk. “Yes, I’m serious,” he told her, giving her ass a smack before he said, “Okay, serious time, I’m ready.”
 “Ouch” Mia squealed as he smacked her ass “I don’t know if my ass getting fatter is a good thing or bad thing” she told him as she poke her bottom lip out, never mind the fact that she was playfully making her ass clap watching herself in the monitor as she did. 
 Tyler smirked as she spoke and he said, “definitely a good thing.” As she began to make her ass clap, he sat back, biting his fist. “A’ight now. In a minute we're going to make a different type of video,” he told her as he began to get aroused.
 Mia smirked to herself as she bent over holding the chair as she twerked lightly. “I could’ve been a video broad” she joked as she watched her ass, dropping it lower she wind her hips looking at Tyler she snorted loudly. She squatted down in front of the chair and continued to twerk before she wind her hips back up with the help of the chair. “Okay” she breathed another chuckle leaving her knowingly. 
 Tyler watched as she bent over, shaking her ass and he groaned out, his dick twitching to life in his sweats. “Babe,” he groaned out, his eyes watching her like a hawk to prey. As she dropped it low and wound it back up, he reached out, gripping her hips and pulling her down into his lap. “Mia,” he moaned softly into her ear, brushing her hair to the side.
 Mia chuckled as Tyler moved her to his lap and she squealed lightly. A giggle left her, and she said “what?” to him innocently. Mia bent over her hands in her knees as she wind her ass into him, she arched her back as she began to twerk again. “What daddy?” she asked him playfully as she pulled her leggings up a little more, clapping her ass once more. 
 Tyler bit his lip as she giggled innocently. “You know what,” he told her as his dick pressed against her ass. She was teasing him, and she knew it. “Baby,” he groaned out once more, his hands holding her hips as she grinded and twerked against him. “W-we gotta make your video,” he told her though he really wanted to make another video at this point. “Fuck Mia,” he told her his head rolling back a bit as he began to pull her leggings down. “Turn on the camera, shit, let’s make another video…”
 Mia felt his dick and she knew she had done it now, there was no going back. At the mention of needing to make the video she nodded in agreeance to him. However, when she felt him tugging at her leggings, she bit her lip hard, uh oh. At his command Mia smirked and she moved to turn on the camera as he asked her to before she moved for him again. 
 Tyler released Mia long enough to turn the camera on and he looked at the computer screen, seeing the flashing light and he knew indeed the camera was recording them. He had never made a sex tape before, but he was eager to now, for their own personal enjoyment, of course. He stood from the chair pushing his sweatpants and briefs down, his dick flopping out against his stomach. Quickly, he stepped out of the two items before he pulled his shirt over his head, dropping it to the floor. He grabbed Mia now, his hands pulling her shirt over her head quickly before he sat back down in the chair, holding her between his spread legs as he pulled her bra cups down and began to suck on her nipples, alternating between the two as he pushed her legging down her thick thighs. 
 Mia watched Tyler as he removed his sweatpants and briefs, groaning at the sight of his dick she wanted to suck it honestly. As he then too removed his shirt, she felt the moisture grow between her legs with want for him. He tugged her shirt down and she raised her arms so that he could do so before he pulled her to him, removing her bra and suckling on her nipples as he pleased. Luckily for him, she didn’t fight him on that considering her breasts weren’t as tender as they once were. He pushed her leggings down and she assisted him a little. “Baby I want to taste it” she said to him as she looked back seeing them on the monitor and she bit her lip, they were freaky. 
 Tyler moaned as he suckled her nipples, his hands rubbing over her body, gripping her ass, thighs, stomach, whatever he would get his hands on at this point. At her words, Tyler released her nipple with a pop, and he groaned. “Do whatever you want baby,” Tyler told her as he gripped her ass in his hand, spreading her cheeks a bit.
 Mia moaned softly running her hands through his low-cut hair and she licked her lips as he released her nipple. She moved lowering herself onto her knee before him as she rested her hands on his thighs, wrapping her lips around his long dick. 
 Tyler watched her closely as she lowered herself to her knees, his eyes low and hooded with lust. As her lips wrapped around his dick, his eyes closed, and he let out a moan of pleasure as his hand rested on the back of her head gently.
 Mia moaned softly feeling his hands on her head as she took him down her throat, she was teasing him with how deliberately slowly she was moving. Once he was down her throat, she bobbed her head gently, smirking around her mouthful she closed her eyes and exhaled out of her nose. She loved sucking his dick so much. She moved her hands to the ground as she used nothing but her mouth to please him. 
 “Fuck,” Tyler whimpered softly. She was teasing him for sure, but he actually enjoyed it. His fingers massaged her scalp gently as she took him deep down her throat and he dropped his head back. “Like that,” he told her with a huff as she began to bob her head. God, she was so good at sucking dick. As she dropped her hands, Tyler began to gently push his hips forward, pumping her mouth just slightly as his head lolled a little. 
 Mia continued to bob her head even as Tyler pushed his hips up into her mouth. She felt her pussy dripping for him, and she looked down, releasing him “shit” she said, how was she managing to make a mess already she didn’t know. She took him back down though, deep throating him as her lips reached the base of his shaft and she began to bob her head once more. 
 Tyler’s fingers tightened in her hair a bit and he lifted his head, looking down at her. The sight of her lips wrapped around his dick almost too much. “Shit babe,” he said as he continued to pump his hips. As she took him deeper and deeper, his eyes rolled back. “Fuck, you gon’ make me nut,” he told her with a huff, his balls tightening a bit. 
 Mia continued to bob her head moving up and down the man’s long shaft as he gripped her head of hair tightly. She quickened her pace a little, hearing his words she released a loud moaned vibrating her throat as she did. She slurped loudly releasing him with a bob before she grabbed the base of his dick with her hand stroking up and down it as she sucked on the head of his dick playfully. 
 Tyler was never really a quick bust, but Mia knew exactly what to do every single time. “Shit,” he whimpered as she worked him over and his abs tightened a little. As she began stroking his shaft, focusing on the head of his dick, his hips bucked slightly, and he panted as he moaned her name. He tightened his hand a bit more in her hair as he began cumming in her mouth. “Fuck,” he groaned. 
 Mia spoke no words as she worked in time with her hands to suck and stroked the man to his brink. As he came in her mouth, she drank his down at first before she spat some of his cum out, letting it drip at the sides of her mouth and she continued to playfully suck and stroke him, cum pooling over her fingers and long acrylic nails. “Mm, daddy you taste so good” she said as she licked the tip of her dick, lapping at it with a cum covered grin. 
 Tyler moaned out, his abs contracting as he came hard, filling Mia’s mouth. His eyes fluttered and he groaned out. Slowly he opened them, looking at Mia as she continued to stroke him, and his hips jerked a little. “Fuck,” he moaned softly as she continued to lap at him with his cum all over her face. Tyler pulled her up, kissing her lips hungrily, tasting himself on her lips as he sucked his cum off her chin and cheeks as he devoured her, his and gripping her ass and spreading her cheeks as he began to stroke her pussy with his fingers.
 Mia heard his cries and she ignored them as she continued to tease him a little more. He pulled her up however and kissed her causing her to moan as his actions, her pussy essence at the meeting of her thighs sticky and thick from the passion they shared. As he sucked up his own cum from her mouth, chin, and cheeks and he moaned her body shivering fuck she needed his dick. As his fingers dipped into her heat, more of her nectar pooled from her at the simple action. 
 Tyler stroked her pussy, rubbing his fingers up and down her dripping slit and circling her clit teasingly as he continued to kiss her lips. “Fuck you’re so wet,” he moaned out as he lifted her up as he stood. He got on the table and laid-back pulling Mia over him. He turned her around, making her face the camera as he bent his legs at the knee, forcing her legs open over his as he slid into her swiftly. 
 Mia continued to kiss the man hungrily at his words she moaned rolling her hips, as she pushed down against his fingers. He stood up, moving her with him and he positioned himself on the table she now had in the room, pushing himself into her depths and she said “oh shit baby” softly. She looked down at them, her hand pushing him in further by the base of his dick as she began to roll her hips riding him reverse cowgirl essentially. She looked to the camera one hand cupping her large breast as her head rolled back slowly. 
 Tyler held Mia by her waist, smirking as she whimpered out. He thrusted upward, his hands on her hips, pulling her down against his hard dick as he did. He laid back, his feet gripping the edge of the table for leverage as he pumped into her, spreading her wide for the camera to see. His hands slid from her hip to meet hers on her breast and he rolled her nipple between his fingers as his other hand moved down to rub her clit as he fucked her hard. 
 Mia looked to the camera as Tyler begin to plow into her and she moaned loudly “oh fuck” she said in a whimper as her ass and breast bounced from the force of his thrust. She bounced against him gently as he moved his hand to her large breast, and she closed her eyes “oh fuck daddy” she said again. Mia bit down on her lip roughly as Tyler begin to strum her clit “fuck” she growled lowly. Mia continued to try and hold herself up against Tyler as she looked to the camera again her lips parted no noise coming out of her mouth however as her eyes rolled back. The most noise you heard was his cream covered dick ramming into her and his balls slapping against her fat ass in the room. 
 Tyler moaned out, Mia’s moans making him moan as he fucked her hard, his dick slipping in and out of her with ease from how wet she was. “Fuck baby,” he said as his fingers strummed her clit in time with his thrusts. He swirled his hips a bit, groaning out as he did. “Daddy fucking you good?” he asked her. “You see daddy fucking your tight little pussy in the monitor?” he asked her as his skin slapped against hers. He moved his hand on her breast back to her hip, holding her steady as he thrust, the table squeaking a bit. 
 Mia began to pant as she finally made sound once more a pleasure filled “yess” dragging out of her loudly as she continued to fuck her, and she watched. The sight of his big dick feeling her up was causing her pussy to drip even more. “Yes” she panted out in response to him “fuck you’re so deep” she cried out to him as he continued his same fast pace. When his hands moved to her hips her hands moved back to her bouncing breast holding them in her hands as she rocked on his dick.
 Tyler moaned at her words of pleasure and he looked around her body slightly, gazing at the monitor as he watched his thick dick pump in and out of her, stretching her little pussy. “Fuck Mia,” he whimpered himself. “Deep, deep,” he groaned out as he closed his eyes, fucking her a little deeper now as he slowed his thrusts some. He began stroking her deep and long, milking her now. He was deliberate with each thrust, stroking her to tap her spot each time before he dug a bit deeper. His fingers gathered her juices, working her clit easily as he did. “You feel so fucking good,” he groaned out. 
 Mia released her moan; she was going to cum quicker than she thought in this case. When he changed up the pace, she groaned softly with her hand over her glistening pussy as she watched them on the monitor. She licked her lips rolling her hips slowly before he pushed into her deeper than he had “God” she panted. “I’m gonna cum” she told him easily as he began to stroke her slit once more with his rough digits. 
 Tyler let out a grunt of pleasure as he stroked her. His hand moved from her hip to her thigh, keeping her spread nice and wide. He pumped his hips rhythmically, steady, deliberately. He knew Mia was going to cum like this and he wanted to milk her just right for the camera. His fingers rubbed her clit steadily, keeping pace as his hips rolled upward. He began to kiss across her back as he did. “Just cum for daddy,” he whispered, “don’t hold back,” he told her as he worked her over, lifting and dropping his hips easily. 
 Mia groaned, panting Tyler’s name with each deep thrust he gave her before her head fell back and her mouth hung gently as she came for him hard. “Fuck” left her lips in a cry as her body shook and she gripped him, afraid she would fall as she did. “Mm” she moaned out loudly as she so desperately wanted to close her thighs. 
 Tyler moved his hand from Mia’s clit, holding her waist as she began cumming and gripped him. He held her steadily. “I got you,” he told her as he continued to pump his hips, fucking her through her orgasm. He lifted his knees a little higher so that she couldn’t close her legs and he moaned out; her walls were gripping him so tight. “Fuck baby,” he moaned.
 Mia’s body vibrated from the inside out and she continued to clutch Tyler though he claimed to have her just fine. She exhaled loudly as her orgasm washed over her and she opened her once closed eyes to see him still stroking her pussy and she moaned “oh God” as she felt the onset of another surge hitting her. She clenched her walls around him for a moment before she shifted gripping his knee with her nails as he continued to fuck her. 
 Tyler moaned out as Mia’s walls gripped him tighter and tighter. “Fuck,” he huffed out. He held her tight, keeping her steady and bouncing on his dick. Opening his eyes, he looked at them in the monitor again, his balls jumping at the sight. “You going to cum again for daddy?” he asked her, giving her two hard thrusts right to her spot as she gripped him. “Fuck,” he whimpered. “Let’s cum together,” he groaned as he pumped her, his abs contracting once more.
 Mia whimpered softly to herself “please daddy” Mia cried literally she couldn’t take it he was over stimulating her at the point he gave her no breathing room. “Please” she cried out. She wanted to come so bad for him, she was itching for it as she dug her nails into his knee dropping up and down on his dick bouncing her ass against him. “I’m so close” she said to him as she hips rolled and bucked hard as her orgasm hit her full force and she screamed as her pussy began to spew actual liquid and she looked down her mouth open in both shock and from the sensation she was feeling for the first time. “Baby” she cried in pant as she placed her hand over her pussy though that did nothing to stop the mess. “Oh God” she said moving her hand back to his knee as her body physically shook and shivered. 
 Tyler drove his dick into Mia, fucking her hard and deep as his eyes rolled slightly. He grunted out as she cried for him and he panted. “Fuck baby, so close,” he groaned. Opening his eyes, he looked to the monitor again as Mia began cumming, squirting for him with each thrust that he supplied her. “Fuck,” he groaned, watching as she made a mess and his dick twitched inside of her. “Fuck Mia,” he said as he came, dropping his head back, his seed filling her up as he continued to pump. He held her still, her body shaking against his. He fucked her until he pumped every last drop of his cum into her. Slowly his hips rolled to a stop and he placed his hand on Mia’s clit once more, his other arm wrapping around her, holding her close to his body as he strummed her clit, wanting to prolong her orgasm and her squirting for as long as he could as he opened his eyes, watching her shiver for him.
 Mia cried as she watched her body venture off into areas that their sexual escapades had never taken her. Tyler had managed to cum beneath her, filling her up with his seed until he rolled his hips to a stop. With his dick still inside of her, her husband moved his hand back to her clit torturing further she whimpered her hand moving to his muscular arm as she closed her eyes, her toes curling. “Baby” she said as a tear rolled down her cheek “please” she begged again. “Daddy please” she said in a low cry as her body went limp against his. She didn’t know if there was anything left for it to give him at this point, she was spent. 
 Tyler bit his lip hard as Mia begged for him. As her body went limp against him, he groaned out as he moved his hand from her clit to her mouth, rubbing his fingers against her lips gently. “Damn,” he whispered softly as he slowly lifted her off his dick and he rested her against his chest as he turned her over. “Was that your first-time squirting?” he asked her softly, his hand moving to grip her ass as she laid against him.
 Mia moaned softly as she tried to lean up once more with no use and she sucked Tyler’s fingers clean gently. Before he hoisted her up and laid her against his chest, she curled up like a little baby as she always did. Right under his chin, her hand up to her mouth as her eyes closed. Her other hand always rested on his arm and she nodded her head at him truthfully. “Yes” she said in a baby soft voice as his hands moved to her round ass once more. 
 “Fuck,” Tyler groaned out smirking as Mia admitted it was her first time. He felt a swell of pride bubbling up in his chest as he gripped her ass lovingly now. “You’re welcome,” he said with a cheesy grin. He rested his head back on the table now as he stared up at the ceiling. They had captured her first squirt on camera. Perfect. He pressed his lips to her forehead and said, “ready to record the video now?” 
 Mia hummed softly against his chest, laying there bear with her ass towards the camera with her pussy on display. She looked at him as she leaned up a bit “mhm” she said with a smirk as she looked at him lovingly. “I love you, daddy” she told him softly. 
“I love you too baby girl,” Tyler said sweetly as he held Mia close. They would definitely have to shower and clean up before they record the real video.
1 note · View note
eye-raq · 6 years
Text
Pandora’s Box Chapter Five
Erik x Black Original Character
Tumblr media
Raven pushed herself backwards on the bed watching Erik take off his shirt. He rested on his knees in front of her on the bed removing her boy shorts. Raven pulled her top over her head exposing her titties with hard nipples. She yanked her srunchie out of her hair as well trying to smooth her hair out. Erik took notice and reached forward pulling softly at her curls. Raven smiled at the gesture noting that she would definitely want scalp massages from him. Erik leaned back on his knees playfully swinging Raven’s legs open and closed staring into Raven’s hazel eyes.
 “I just gave you some head and watched you go limp on me now you got some stamina to fuck me?” Teased Raven. Erick only chuckled with his deep dimples peeking through.
 “You got any condoms?”
 “No worries, I’m on birth control we can go raw.”
 Erik bit his lip with a smile playfully smacking the side of her ass before spreading her legs wider resting in between them. He lowered his hand between Raven’s legs making circular motions with his fingers all up and through her pussy coating his fingers. He licked at Raven’s neck placing a sharp bite on her neck. She winced and then shuddered when Erik kissed slow and longing.
 “Rest your legs on my shoulders.” Raven shifted under Erik lifting her thick legs to rest over Erik’s toned shoulders, curling her toes. Erik jerked his dick a couple times before placing himself at her entrance. Raven looked up at Erik anxiously before taking a lick of his lip drawing him closer
 “Come on Erik I’m so anxious.” whispered Raven.
 “I gotchu baby, trust me I need it just as much as your ass do.”
 Raven could feel Erik push himself inside of her and she felt so stretched out. Raven threw her head back pressing it further into the mattress as Erik slowly pushed out then back in in slow deliberate strokes. It was mind blowing and she was moaning like a like crazy. Erik began to pick up the pace pumping hard with each thrust causing Raven’s body to jerk and he left behind a soreness that felt oh so good. Raven wrapped her arms around Erik’s neck locking her fingers as his thrust began going deeper. She could feel it all the way in her guts.
 “Daddy its so fucking big.” Raven felt so stretched she could feel every bit of him and she was greedy for more. Her walls began to quiver like they were trying to cave in.
 “Yeah? Its too much for this tight fucking pussy? I know it gotta be too much.” replied Erik breathlessly. Erik leaned forward on the palms of his hands to get a deeper thrust, plus a better stroke because he needed to be deeper.
 “ahhhh yeah oh fuck” Moaned Raven in a husky tone causing Erik to go impossibly fast. Raven stared down between them as she watched Eriks dripping dick disappear then reappear. It was too fucking good and she felt herself grip him every time he entered her.
 “Fuck baby girl I’m tryna kill your shit.” Erik had sweat glistening his forehead down to his defined core as he pounded away watching his dick torture her tight pussy. “I’m fucking wrecking your shit, I’m fucking-” He couldn't even finish lost in the feeling. Raven was spread so wide and Erik just wouldn't let up. Raven tapped on Erik’s chest shaking her head from side to side as she arched her back cumming on his dick.
 “mmmm this is so fucking good, your pussy is loving this.”
 Erik watched in amazement at the faces she made placing soft nurturing kisses on her knees. He pumped into her tight pussy with a grinding motion grinding his hips into her like he was digging for gold. He lifted himself a little biting his lip, gold caps showing as he stared down at the way he fucked her pussy up.
 “Fuck it up daddy fuck it up mmm” Raven could feel herself slipping again. “Damn that dick! Imma cum on this thick dick again fuck!!!” she rubbed at her clit roughly as her cream seeped out of her entrance giving Erik more lubrication.
 “You a nasty little bitch with a nasty little pussy.” (well damn Erik)
 The only sounds that could be heard was rough slapping flesh and the slushing sounds of their sex. Erik could feel his self getting closer again so he lifted Raven the bed off the bed and stood up to thrust into her fast and that meant impossibly fast. Raven through her head back chest bouncing, gripping on Erik’s shoulders for leverage.
 “oo im gonna cum all in yo shit oh yeah its cumming.” Erik threw his head back pressing his body into hers roughly. He squeezed with all his might, abs flexing as she felt his cum release inside of her. It was perfect. Great sex wasn’t even a proper description for how good this sex was. He was surely someone to remember in the bed room.
 Erik released his body from Raven’s, cum oosing out and layed next to her on his belly, head facing towards the floor mirror. His eyes were closed with his lips parted as Raven stared at him longingly.
 “Man Erik that was- damn that was good.” Erik only hummed in approval too tired to speak.
 Raven leaned her body into his kissing his back. She drew back running a long slow stripe up his spine causing him to shudder. He reached back to grip her hand causing her to stop.
 “So your ticklish huh?” Raven said teasingly. Erik lifted his head looking at her through the mirror.
 “Don t worry about it girl.” Erik was smirking turning towards Raven laying on the side of his face. His eyes were beautiful pools of brown and Raven was completely lost in them. His hand reached up to brush her away so she wouldn't try anything.
“Ohhhh so you are ticklish? Okay I’ll keep that in mind then.” Erik pinched her booty.
 “Don’t make me spank you girl I promise I will.” Raven made herself comfortable in the middle of the bed ushering for Erik to come closer. Erik crawled over placing himself in between her legs resting his head on her belly. He playfully nibbled on Raven’s belly causing her to giggle. It sounded so innocent and soft in his ear causing him to smile.
 Raven was deep in thought about the situation she got herself into. She just got out of a breakup with her longtime boyfriend, only to have casual sex with a guy she only knew for a week, not to mention having growing feelings for. Raven felt Erik go heavy on her and she looked down to see him sleeping. The cool air from his nose felt soothing on her skin. Raven turned off her side lamp and closed her eyes, drifting off into sleep as well
   The Sun beamed through Raven’s bed room causing her to open her eyes. She scanned the room then down to her naked body. She looked over to see Erik missing wondering where he could be. She heard someone clear their throat from the bathroom and the sink being turned off. Raven sat up, rising from the bed stretching her aching body. She walked up to her mirror that had a rainbow gleaming off of it. She rubbed at her neck noticing purple bruises and a bit mark. She fluffed her hair turning to the side and seeing some bruises on her hips. Was Erik really that rough with her? She rubbed at her temples feeling a slight headache from the drinking she did last night.
 Erik exited the bathroom fully naked scratching at his dreads that were all over the place.
 “Damn good morning” Spoke Erik with sleep still in his voice. He approached Raven from behind palming her ass and squeezing in a vice grip. Raven swatted his hand away pouting her lip in slight pain.
 “Stop Erik my body is aching.”
 “So? What you thought was gonna happen when we decided to fuck? I leave my mark on everything.”
 Raven motioned for him to look at her body through the mirror pointing at all the marks that he made last night. She couldn't feel much last night except for the bite, because she had mellowed out off of that 1800. She noticed Erik growling with a dark look in his eyes.
 “That shit looks good on your brown skin.” Said Erik circling his toned arms around her waist. He rested his chin on her shoulder, “My skin.”
Raven turned to face Erik quirking an eyebrow at him with amusement.
 “So, you claiming me now? We just met like a week ago Mr Erik.”
 Erik grabbed at Raven’s curvy hips running circles, “Um, yeah? I thought I made that clear last night in the kitchen. I feel drawn to you, I wanna know more and feel more is that a problem?”
 Raven bit her lip, finally shaking her head, “No it’s just… I just got out of a rocky relationship with a guy that I knew for so long. To tell you the truth it was over a while ago I just couldn't bring myself to realize that.. and he couldn't be the bigger person to tell me straight up that it wasn’t the same.”
 Erik studied Raven’s eyes finally reaching up to cup her face.
 “I don't plan on hurting you like that. I’m not perfect, I can promise you that. There is some shit with me that I rather not share but if you let me, we can grow from being new found fuck buddies and trust me you wont be disappointed.”
 Raven wanted to know what he meant about his imperfections and mistakes but she decided against it, thinking it too soon to ask.
 Erik placed a reassuring kiss on her forehead before switching back to his demanding ass ways
 “Now a nigga hungry go whip something up for me.”
 Raven drew back with a surprised look, “I’m not your personal fucking chef you go whip something up!”
 Erik raised his hands in surrender as he backed away and out of the bedroom.
 Raven followed him into the kitchen, watching him search around. He pulled out a few pans then some eggs, texas toast, and some turkey sausage.
 “It’s time for me to show your lil ass how I throw down.” teased Erik with a smug look.
 Raven crossed her arms placing herself on one of the stools. She turned on her Pandora and Post Malone drew out of the speakers. Erik ran back to the room returning with his shorts hanging low on his waist. He reached into his pocket and with drew a blunt. Raven squinted her eyes giving him a “mmmhmmm” look
 “I knew your ass was a weed smoker too”, Raven rolled her eyes.
 “Thanks I’ll take that so called L as a compliment.” He reached into his shorts again drawing out a bick lighter with African colors. He leaned against the stove, lighting his blunt for a few seconds before taking a long drag from the blunt between his thumb and pointer finger. He drew back staring down at the blunt in approval before turning back to cooking.
 “Look nigga I don't wanna look down at my food and see ashes in my shit.” Protested Raven.
 “You don't like me smoking weed?” replied Erik
 “No, its not that at all. I used to smoke but ever since I graduated and became a part time nurse, I don't take that risk anymore. They could ask for an unexpected drug test at anytime and I wanna be prepared.”
 Erik turned around eye brows raised with a smirk showing those killer dimples.
 “Damn you a nurse? that's wassup. You pretty and smart that shit is a turn on.” Erik took another drag from his blunt before he went back to whisking the french toast mixer.
 “What do you do for a living?” Asked Raven. Erik didn't reply instantly and Raven didn't let that go un noticed.
 “I graduated from MIT with a degree in engineering at the top of my class. The military paid for my education so I took that shit seriously. I needed it, it was something I needed to accomplish.”
 Raven nodded in approval, but that still didn't answer her question about what he did.
 “So your an engineer then I mean with an engineering degree you would be right? That engineering shit is complicated I dont how you did it Erik-”Pushed Raven.
 “If you want something REALLY bad, and I mean BAD, then you go for it at all cost. I didn't have much else to loose at that point so I put my all into it.” replied Erik quickly and bluntly giving Raven a stern look out the corner of his eye. His gaze was sort of dangerous so she quickly changed the subject sensing that he really didn't want to get into it.
 “Let me take a hit, I’m sure a few hits wont hurt.”
 Erik raised an eyebrow at Raven questioningly, “You sure? cuz you seemed pretty stern about not smoking ever again.”
 Raven shrugged her shoulders motioning for him to pass the blunt. He leaned forward and handed it to her watching intently. Raven met his eyes and took a drag, taking in the smoke then releasing it through her lips slowly. Erik smirked at her as he watched her do it again, a smile forming on her lips.
 “I’m not gonna lie, I do miss this shit. It was a stress relief two years ago in nursing school.”
 “I can relate. Hittin’ the books without weed was a no brainer I needed that shit to ease my mind.”
 For the rest of the time Raven mellowed out to the music that played watching Erik make breakfast in the kitchen. The way his messy dreads stuck up in different places on his head, and the way his shorts hung loose on his hips put Raven in a trance. By the time it was done, Erik pulled out some silverware and plates.
 “Aiight take that ass in the dining room. Prepare to be amazed.” Raven let out a full blown laugh as she walked to the dining room sitting at the head of the table. Erik entered with two plates and some syrup in the crook of his arm. Raven smiled up at him folding her hands patiently on the table. He placed her plate in front of her and she already loved the smell, hearing her stomach growl.
 “Okay, you can eat now I heard that stomach.” Erik laughed and it sounded so hearty and it made her stomach do a summer salt. Raven waited for him to seat his self and she watched him take his fork and knife in hand cutting a big piece of french toast and stuffing it in his mouth. He hummed in approval being extra clapping his hands loud with a smirk.
 “This shit.” was all he said as he swallowed the rest. Erik pointed his knife at Ravens plate.
 “You gonna eat or waist my fucking food.” Raven picked up her fork and knife rolling her eyes as she cut into her french toast as well. She placed the piece in her mouth chewing, and lets just say the saliva formulated some more. Man it was good she hummed in approval closing her eyes.
 “Erik wow its really good yum.” Raven continued to eat and so did Erik. He finished first and sat back watching her finish her plate. Raven was just about to start on her scrambled eggs when she noticed Erik slide back from the table and crawl under. Raven put the fork down covering her mouth to talk so she wouldn't spit food on the table.
 “Erik what the hell?!”
Raven felt Erik’s dreads tickle her knees and she peered down meeting his eyes and his smug grin.
 “Erik, what are you even up to now?”
 “Finish your food I told you not to waste it.”
 That was all he said before Raven felt Erik lifting her legs over his shoulders. She somehow forgot the fact that she was completely naked and soon after she felt Erik take a long lick on her cunt. Raven squeezed the fork in her hand jerking forward a little from the contact. Erik took his hands and pried her pussy lips apart licking with a swirl of his skillful tongue up and down, side to side.
 “mmmmmmmm”
  Raven responded with approval. and this drove Erik even more over the edge. Raven couldn't finish her eggs because it was too much. Raven scooted back from the table, slouching in the chair wrapping her fingers in Erik’s dreads. Erik had his eyes closed moaning into her pussy as his tongue lapped at her entrance. Raven grind into his mouth putting more pressure on his head pulling him closer. Erik gripped her waist for balance as he alternated between sucking and licking. Raven rested her head on the back of the chair scratching at Erik’s scalp with her tips. Erik removed his right hand and placed two fingers inside of her Raven bit down on her lip hard eyes watching as Erik sucked her clit and fingered her at the same time.
 “Ooo daddy im so close I can feel it it’s coming.” whispered Raven as her stomach began to twist in a knot.  Erik picked up the pace, causing Raven to grind harder into him. She felt the knot in her stomach snap and before she knew it, she squirted on the edge of the chair and on Erik’s mouth and chin. Erik released Raven’s legs crawling from under the table stretching out his limbs before picking up his empty plate. He turned to Raven watching her come down from her high rubbing at her glistening body. Raven was lifting up from the chair wobbling. Erik stopped her in her tracks, causing Raven to stare at him confused.
 “Where you think you going?”
 “I’m a mess Erik and so is your face.” Replied Raven with humor.
 “Nah, finish those eggs girl.” It was more of a command he wasn't asking.
Raven laughed loudly walking pass Erik. Erik reached out pulling her over his shoulder causing Raven to gasp. She didn't like being lifted up like this, scared that she was going to fall face down.
 “Erik!! chill I can fall and buss my face open.”
 Erik smacked both of Ravens ass cheeks rough causing her to squeeze them in response.
 “When I tell you to do something, I mean that shit.”
 “Over eggs though.” snapped Raven.
 Erik smacked her ass again, “I don't give a fuck. I slaved over that stove your gonna enjoy my fucking meal.”
 Raven went still sighing in defeat. This nigga was so damn demanding! But Raven couldn’t lie and say she didn’t like it. She loved a man to take charge over her body.
 “We need a shower.” was Erik’s final word as he walked towards the bathroom with Raven still thrown over his shoulder.
@thehonorablekingerik @bartierbakarimobisson @killmongurl
114 notes · View notes