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[anarzaabloodladen]

Alex: it's a little muggy out today.

Allen: I swear Alex if I go outside and I see mugs on our lawn again I am divorcing you.

Alex: no no what are you talking about *sips cider from a bowl*

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[justafanficenjoyer]

Ethan, turning over in bed and looking at Dmitri after doing IT: Wow, that sex was poggers, but I have to get back to telling you about the Five Nights at Freddy’s timeline.

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[ladymiraclewings]

Verosika: So we have locker rooms?

Blitz: Yes, that’s what they’re hinting, yes.

Verosika: And you think it’s a good idea to say yes twice in the same sentence?

Blitz: Yes.

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[anarzaabloodladen]

Sasha: You've heard of Netflix, now get ready for...

Sasha: IMAX and climax.

Alex: Blockbuster and Cockthruster.

Dmitri: Hulu and Woohoo.

Allen: Amazon Prime and Sexy Time.

Vasily: Going to church and praying for forgiveness.

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[anarzaabloodladen]

Sasha, about Dmitri’s paper: You can’t read this because whoever wrote this was Russian.

Alex, trying to read cyrillic: I don't care how fast they were writing! It makes no sense!

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[anarzaabloodladen]

"You expect me to act like a normal human being? I'm wearing a turtle neck."

Vasily Kovalenko, probably.

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[anarzaabloodladen]

Alex: Hey, I heard you like bad boys~

Sasha: Yeah... Why?

Alex: Well, not to brag, but I'm literally bad at everything~

Sasha: Meet me at 8...

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[anarzaabloodladen]

Fuck you. *proceeds to chug an entire bottle of maple syrup*

Evelyn

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[anarzaabloodladen]

Seven: Stairway to Heaven.

Mono: Highway to Hell.

Six: Elevator to Eeby Deeby.

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[anarzaabloodladen]

Vasily: Dmitri! What on earth was all that?!

Dmitri: I'm not sure what you're referring to.

Vasily: You sunk an entire cruise ship, Dmitri!

Dmitri: Are you sure that was me? I, I would think I'd remember something like that.

Vasily: Dmitri, I watched you fire a harpoon into the captain's face!

Dmitri: That sounds dangerous.

Vasily: You were headbutting children off the side of the ship!

Dmitri: That, uh... that must've been horrifying to watch!

Vasily: Then you started making out with the ice sculptures!

Dmitri: Well, thank God that the children weren't on board to see it.

Vasily: Uhh.. Dmitri, why is the lifeboat all red and sticky?

Dmitri: Well I guess you could say it is red and sticky.

Vasily: Dima, what are we standing in?

Dmitri: Would you believe it's strawberry milkshake?

Vasily: No! I would not believe that!

Dmitri: Uhh, melted gumdrops?

Vasily: No.

Dmitri: Boat nectar?

Vasily: No.

Dmitri: Some of God's tears?

Vasily: Tell me the truth, Dima.

Dmitri: Fine. - It's the lovely college newlyweds from 2B. (Sasha and Alex)

Vasily: DMITRIIII!

Dmitri: Well they were, uh, they were taking all the croissant rolls.

Vasily: I can't believe what I'm hearing!

Dmitri: I will not apologize for art.

Vasily: Where are the other lifeboats?

Dmitri: Whoa! You won the prize, I didn't even notice that.

Vasily: Where are the other lifeboats, Dima??

Dmitri: Looking at the trajectory of the moon and the sun, probably at the bottom of the ocean. I bit lots of holes in them.

Vasily: DMITRI!

Dmitri: I have a problem. I have a serious problem.

Vasily: You are just, terrible today!

Dmitri: Shhh! D'you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness.

Vasily: That's the sound of people drowning Dima.

Dmitri: That is what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence.

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[anarzaabloodladen]

Dmitri: This is.. So dumb.

Vasily, on Dmitri's shoulders: No it's not, the higher I am, the better I can see.

Dmitri: Vaska, you.. You can fly.

Vasily: Hush now, Dima. I am searching.

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[anarzaabloodladen]

Evelyn: So you're driving. Sasha and Alex walk into the road. What do you hit?

Allen: Definitely Sasha. I could never hit Alex.

Evelyn: ...The breaks, Allen. You hit the breaks.

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[anarzaabloodladen]

Mono: My dearest love.. I adore you with every piece of my heart and soul. Maybe we could grow up to have a loving family. You are the best thing that has ever happened to me. I'll do anything just to keep you happy.

Mono: Even though you're a bowl of noodles.

Mono: *sobs*

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[anarzaabloodladen]

Vasily: Is something burning?

Heart-eye Dmitri: Only my desire for you~

Vasily:...

Vasily:..And the toaster.

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[anarzaabloodladen]

Alex: Did you just refer to a knife as a “people opener"?

Sasha: Should I not have?

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[anarzaabloodladen]

Somewhere in Hanchen:

Alex: *slightly disappointed* You promised me that you would be good today.

Sasha: *proudly* I am being good!

Alex: You drank Allen's blood!

Sasha: Orange juice is good for you!

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