Alex: it's a little muggy out today.
Allen: I swear Alex if I go outside and I see mugs on our lawn again I am divorcing you.
Alex: no no what are you talking about *sips cider from a bowl*
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It's going to take a moment for me to process what just happened.
I finished it.
Tol was my magnum opus and I finished it.
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"You expect me to act like a normal human being? I'm wearing a turtle neck."
Vasily Kovalenko, probably.
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Ok so basically tol is an original fic I wrote starring a couple of college kids who join a gang and then their country goes to war later on.
The country is called LillyCo.
The book takes place billions of years into the future. In 2022, Earth collapsed. Rich people flew the Tesla 11 to get to this one planet called Planet S-1. There, they began to lose their memory of their history and it repeated itself.
Tol takes place in 1985-1991 on Planet S-1.
There are many sub species of creatures, one VERY ABUNDANT one being the arima. They are born as a fox-like animal and, at three years old, can shapeshift into a human or an other animal.
Another is a borrozeniya. They, unlike arimas, are born as humans and can transform into goat-cat like creatures at 5 years old. They all have distinct bright blue eyes.
The class thing is all around Southern Mahira (the continent the countries are on). Your occupation and money flow basically tell people of your status. (Eg. Low class people are usually poor and/or unemployed, high class people are either rich or soldiers depending on the country.)
The three main countries are Tulipiya, Blossomsberg, and LillyCo.
Tulipiya is a booming capitalist tourist destination. The place is like the Hollywood of tol. It is also very beautiful, having some of the most impressive architecture of the 20th century.
Blossomsberg is a quiet communist state (until they become a fascist dictatorship called the Zhen empire). They have very strict borders and legalized capital punishment. The beauty standards are also very high there. Short blonde hair and brown or blue eyes are stressed. Many brunettes get bleach jobs.
LillyCo is... I have no fucking clue but they're trade partners with Tulipiya so probably capitalist...? They have a 16 year old prime minister who is terrible at her job, and the streets are littered with poverty and drugs and shit. There is an abundance of low class citizens and protesters there. But hey the winter snow is pretty so we can just ignore the next teenager to get decapitated.
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Hi I forgot their scars again hhgh
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Sasha: You've heard of Netflix, now get ready for...
Sasha: IMAX and climax.
Alex: Blockbuster and Cockthruster.
Dmitri: Hulu and Woohoo.
Allen: Amazon Prime and Sexy Time.
Vasily: Going to church and praying for forgiveness.
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Sasha, about Dmitri’s paper: You can’t read this because whoever wrote this was Russian.
Alex, trying to read cyrillic: I don't care how fast they were writing! It makes no sense!
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A new oc. This dude is Vasily's shitty ex.
Also this thing is a thing who hates living things.
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Tulipiyan Borrozeniyas.
They're similar to arimas, but a lot of times, they will be larger, faster, and stronger, but are less known to rip your head off.
This is Vasily by the way he's one.
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