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gofionaonthem ยท 5 months
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Ok pocket friends, tonight we are having a sleepover!ย  So grab your pjโ€™s, your teddy bears, and your fuzzy slippers, and letโ€™s have some fun!
Name: Audrey
Location:ย  US of A
Weโ€™ll start with some easy ones! Is there a celebrity you think you look like?ย  If so, who:ย  Someone told me Amy Schumer and I was insulted
Do you still have stuffed animals in your bed?ย  No. My dog takes up too much space
Who is your celebrity crush?ย I've been staring at Oliver Stark's new tattoos a lot lately. Don't think I would call it a crush
Have you ever accidentally sent a naughty message to the wrong person? No
Have you ever snorted your drink out your nose on a date?ย  Nope
Have you ever peed in a public pool?ย  No because my grandparents had a pool but definitely peed in that
And we will close it out with some Shameless Characters
Bang/Marry/Kill: Ian/Mickey/Kev: Bang Mickey, Marry Ian, Kill Kev
Fiona/V/Svetlana: Bang Svet, Marry Fiona, Kill V
Frank/Kermit/Tommy: Bang Tommy, Marry Kermt, Kill Frank
Karen/Mandy/Sandy: Bang Karen, Marry Mandy, Kill Sandy
Jimmy/Sean/Gus: Bang Gus, Marry Sean, Kill Jimmy
Thanks @deedala! This one was fun
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kantsyzkola ยท 2 years
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this did not take as much time as I thought it would so im so glad ๐Ÿ˜ญ here are some notes:
1. I have the exact same dress blu medic is wearing but @truekingpumpkin told me that it looks horrendous so reblog to throw tomatoes at him/j
2. it's not gentle surgery ship art but if u wanna ship them I dont mind!!! hehe!! they're just different in my hc :D
๐Ÿ’ซ another reminder that my commissions are ooooopeeeeen ๐Ÿ’ซ
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milkygothgf ยท 3 months
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(Drunk anon! -๐Ÿป)
Gosh, I swear, if I had half the motivation to focus on my WIPs as I do to message you, I'd have written a novel by now.
Anywhoozles, I was just reading that little thing you reblogged - you know, the one about being public, free use breeding stock for anyone with a dick to rape wherever and whenever they could get their hands on you, and how you said you would go outside wearing absolutely nothing but your collar, and how you'd enjoy it even more than the people raping you - you know the one.
Well, obviously, I couldn't resist daydreaming after seeing that, and I started thinking about what I would do. I mean, I'd fill you to the brim, but more specifically.
Maybe I'd pretend to be terrible at sex. Not terrible in the "this idiot can't get me off" way, but terrible in the way that hurts. Grab you in awkward ways, twist you and bend you like I learned anatomy from watching hentai. The new law says it's for repopulation, but I just keep dumping loads in your ass. Then, after every orgasm, I just go, "Aw, shoot, I forgot to switch holes. Oh well, guess we gotta try again!" Then just dive right back inside your sore, gaping, cum-stuffed asshole, leaving your needy little pussy absolutely nothing but the smack of my balls as stimulation.
Then I finally get it inside your pussy, and by then you're so, SO leaky and sensitive that you just can't help but scream. I have you on your back on the ground in some alleyway, both hands squeezing your fat udders, nails digging in your chest as I pump inside your womb over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over. Every thrust, I grunt between panting, "Get pregnant, get pregnant, get pregnant!! Get pregnant, get pregnant!!!"
It probably hurts - it definitely hurts so much - but I'm so overwhelmed with the clumsy, animalistic need to fill you up in every way I can, I simply can't help myself. <3
I uh I um uh uh uh sorry fuck what I'm . brain broke. gone. fuCk jesus christ if i spent less time thinking about the messages yiu fucking sende me maybe i could woek on MY wips holhyy shit
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ocglaze ยท 3 months
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Brother and sister
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jwowwsboobs ยท 1 year
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tagged by @creekcorpse tyyy ๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿป
relationship status: unavailableย 
favorite color: pink! or red โ€ฆ sometimes orange
song stuck in my head: no sleep til brooklyn - beasties boys
last song i listened to: zuck by cleopatrick
three favorite foods: pizza, celery, sliced peach
last thing i googled: โ€œbeastie boys always on vacationโ€ (trying 2 figure out the name of the song stuck in my head)
dream trip: roadtrip ! no destination in particular i kinda just wanna drive around find myself in small towns meet ppl id never normally meet tgt kind of thing
anything i want rn: 2 not have hw 2 finishย ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”ย also craving gummi bears
tagging @born-to-lose @lemonfloatz @junkyardromeo @smallbirdbigcoat
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timsstims ยท 2 months
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[ โ™ช ] At Least I Have Nothing / Saint Motel
vibrates violently with romantic intent
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zoanzon ยท 4 months
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Yeah, so, for the last most-of-a-year I've had a particular project I've been working on to back up all my electronic writing - from the half-dozen places it's been scattered, content going back to early 2016 - into a single fucking repository.
I'm not done yet - still got over 500 sticky notes of stuff to import from my phone - but as of today...
I broke the million-word mark.
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It wasn't a New Year's resolution last year to do anything like this, but yeah if you want to set yourself a resolution for this year to do something like, oh I don't know, 'back up a copy of everything 'I' (ie you) have written so it doesn't get lost to the void one day'...
Consider this you sign it's a goal you can pull off.
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o-wild-west-wind ยท 10 days
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On my birthday Iโ€™d like to share the card my friend/partner in brainrot made for me a year ago, which might be the single greatest thing Iโ€™ve ever received:
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(s/o to the geniuses who created these memesโ€”I donโ€™t remember who made these but Iโ€™m kissing you on the mouth whoever you are)
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thisperfectmonsoon ยท 4 months
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Update on ๐Ÿ‹: not that you asked ๐Ÿ˜‚
I am dooomed. The things he said, the way I melt. I am done for. Iโ€™m weak. Even though he said Iโ€™m not weak and it takes strength to give up control. But like heโ€™s got me wrapped around his finger and I donโ€™t even know when the tables turned ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…
I donโ€™t even think he realizes yet heโ€™s got his own tag like ice cream man.
And in true tumblr fashion heโ€™s also geographically far ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚
bestie, I need you to know that I have been actively wondering about you. please keep me updated on ๐Ÿ‹!!
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myscprin ยท 2 years
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Commemorating HOA 1 year anniversary by finding my very first attempt of Salim and Jason โœจ
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....and some scrap doodles..
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gofionaonthem ยท 5 months
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Thanks for tagging me, @deedala (yes I forgot but in my defense, holidays...yes this is from November)
๐Ÿ”ค Name: Audrey
๐ŸŽถ Last song you listened to: I was in a broadway mood yesterday after work so What is this Feeling from Wicked
๐ŸŽต Artist on Spotify giving you the feels right now: Still Ed Sheeran
๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚๏ธ Fave Blorbo Moment: Everything about him.
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๐ŸŸ Your guilty pleasure snack: anything sweet. I have such a sweet tooth
๐ŸŒฎ What food are you craving today: I'm looking forward to the nacho bar we are doing at work today
๐Ÿ“– Last fanfic tab you opened: I just opened can we always be this close forever and ever? It's a sequel to a lovely 9-1-1 fic
๐Ÿ–Œ๏ธ Favorite fic project you've created: God I haven't written in forever
๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผโ€๐ŸŽค Next tattoo you want(or would consider if you're not a tattoo person): a turtle on my right shoulder blade
๐Ÿง๐Ÿ†“ What's living in your head rent free this week: Sleep
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coralcaycalamity ยท 2 years
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Weโ€™ve only seen the tip of the ice berg with the Dan Vs Facebook pageโ€ฆ thereโ€™s moreโ€ฆ and I guess Dan has a video of Chrisโ€™s birth
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Oh trust me, I have more, not to mention the tags. WHO THE HELL IS RUNNING THIS PAGE
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bonnieventure ยท 1 year
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THIS or THAT pt. 9
APPLE PIE ๐Ÿ or PEACH COBBLER ๐Ÿ‘ BAR ๐Ÿป or CLUB ๐Ÿ’ƒ CHESS โ™Ÿ or CHECKERS ๐Ÿ”ด SLEEPING BEAUTY ๐Ÿ’ค or SNOW WHITE ๐ŸŽ RICH ๐Ÿ’ฐ or FAMOUS ๐Ÿ“ธ MEDAL ๐Ÿ… or TROPHY ๐Ÿ† GUM โฌœ or MINT โšช ASTEROID ๐ŸŒ  or SATELLITE ๐Ÿ›ฐ BROWNIE BATTER ๐ŸŸซ or COOKIE DOUGH ๐Ÿช FRUITY ๐Ÿ‹ or FLORAL ๐Ÿ’ TATTOO ๐Ÿ’‰ or PIERCING โšซ SUNRISE ๐ŸŒ„ or SUNSET ๐ŸŒ‡ MARIO ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ”ง or SONIC ๐Ÿฆ” STRAWBERRY ๐Ÿ“ or BANANA ๐ŸŒ GORILLA ๐Ÿฆ or ORANGUTAN ๐Ÿฆง DISHES ๐Ÿฝ or LAUNDRY ๐Ÿงฆ RUSTIC ๐Ÿš‚ or MODERN ๐Ÿš„ NEON ๐Ÿ’ก or PASTEL โ›… BLUE ๐Ÿ”ต or ORANGE ๐ŸŸ 
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jwowwsboobs ยท 1 year
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both frank @junkyardromeo n romeo @lemonfloatz tagged me so ill get u guys in one postย ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿซ‚
directions: use one sentence to describe the person who tagged you
frank: glam star & poet wearing jeans covered in glitter n dust from dancing on top of roadblocks
romeo: talented n intelligent n charming young man i wanna bake cookies n talk shit wย 
tagging idk anyone who wants 2 do this :)
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timsstims ยท 2 months
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[ โ™ช ] Goodbye Mr A / The Hoosiers
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muppetyluv ยท 5 months
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speaking of gettifn euthanized,,
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