Taco Bell bathroom be like
@duncanseyebrowpiercing
Somewhere in the river sometime in the ocean
On the island where the cameras are rolling
Then boom! Boom! Boom!
Lights, Cameras, Action! Pose
Are you crazy? Yes, you're crazy! Let’s go crazy!
Obsessed? You're a mess Trent!
Look at yourself man! Look at yourself man!
Everyone thinks you're insane!
They all think you're a bit too obsessive!
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Then Boom! Boom! Boom!
Gwen says “let's break up.”
Cause she thinks you're too much so have double bloom!
I don’t know I hit by a car now
Cause gosh!
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Next thing you know both of them are kissing
In a Taco Bell bathroom
Light, Cameras, Action! And Boom!
Did you hear? That Trent and Harold
That Trent and Harold are kissing in the bathroom stalls!
Could it be that Trent was bi this entire time!
And Harold too?
Why is Harold now jumping Duncan now?
What Courtney is now homophobic?!
Duncan and Harold are throwing hands now!
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Boom! Boom! Boom!
We all know who’s gonna win
But it is a shocker!
Two dudes kissing!
In a Taco Bell bathroom!
Oh my god! What is happening now!
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ryan bergara has stopped giving all fucks and has resorted to writing the most unhinged, unserious scripts for his shows ever
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i don't think mens restrooms are necessarily uniquely gross bc ive been into some pretty disgusting women's public restrooms but ive never been inside a men's restroom that didn't have beard hairs all over the sink... which i guess is Unique but not grosser than other things ive seen
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Between Fen @my-secret-shame-but-fanfiction reblogging all of June's @juneknight fics && Chrissie @nowritingonthewall doing God's work with gifmaking -- I'm just trying to live and it is becoming increasingly Difficult.
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Hear me out
Emma (reboot) and scary gril
think about it they are both like insecure people that have different ways of dealing with their emotions. Like damn I mean that is what I think but there’s the other way that being Emma fall for scary girl when scary girl kills chase (not really but like beat the shit out of) and scary girl after like sometime with Emma is like “and by the way you can call me Lauren” or something like that
Thinking about their ship name and so far I have hot topic dressing room or just hot topic
And also scary girl should be allowed to bite someone (chase) btw I don’t hate chase he like Mr beast but stupid funi
damn is making me think about an axel and Duncan frenemies. Axel bites Duncan’s arm because he stole her shovel
That damn Taco Bell bathroom anon (I need to be put down for these crack ideas)
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